Thread 216710715

catberg edish

right then time to get on the cans and bokkles

Caberge must be stopped

>>216710715 (OP)
he is big

Towering begé

rorke sniffing his fingernails

>>216710673
The halycon days of 2015

>>216710780
Love this sort of body tbqh
Was sleeping with a Jewish girl who looked a lot like this but had a flatter ass

Mental that a slightly older a decade ago we had tits on the third page of the most purchased newspaper in the country

>>216710780
bea york, luv her

>>216710817
he wants to come in :D

>>216710816
mental that some of them were under 18

>>216710673

yet poo posting lives and marches on

favourite crisps then?

>>216710893
thai sweet chilli

>>216710816
did you have any page 3 girls at your school? we had one, she was called Amy

>>216710916
why are they like this

no way

Hi shaggers, how is all the sex going? Having plenty of it, no doubt?

sir stevie wonder

getting some chinese spice food at hotel for surviving, lads

why do asians use chopsticks but westerners dont

>>216710916
rorke seething because he wasn't invited to the cookout

that looks very comfy

lets see what slop is on amazon prime today

>>216710960
29 KHHV me (kissless handholdless hugless)

never even came close me
closest I've had to female interaction was a weird side hug from my big breasted cousin about 12 years ago

>>216710960
alri fellow shagger, I did 3 just this morning actually

went to wells today, was an indian bloke and his family feeding swans pasta bakes 3 foot from a sign that says "feeding the swans and cygnets is bad for them"

guess the intention was good tho

Any doctors in here? What would happen if I exclusively ate fish semen as a diet?

>>216710893
Dont like crisps particularly. Kettle chips are nice or root vegetable ones

>if I exclusively ate
you would die

still listening to the Lord of the Rings audiobook if anyone wants to discuss it

>>216710817
Ominous berge. He's up to no good, mind set on causing mischief

>>216711013
diddy ass food

+62 +12 speed added to my speed counter in one go

>>216711055
kek this is me

>>216710869
>>216711032
l was eating pizza at the time he was just trying his luck

>>216711010
My usual 5 sex-havings this morning but I'm thinking about attaching another cock to myself in order to double the quantity

>>216711013
We need a more precise nutritional breakdown. Does it have vitamis or minerals?

+1 to his postcount

incels on self improvement no fap digital detox
shaggers having sex without even looking up from tiktok

Are you watching the Aurora Borealis tonight, lads?

>>216711013
foreigners are sick bastards

sucking a nigger.

>>216711083
you are so cringe its unreal. its like youre 12

>>216711022
>root vegetable ones
mate all crisps are made of potatoes

>>216711057
doxxable info

erm... sex

>>216711134
what's this from

I've been teaching at a university for nearly 10 years now and it's mental how much students have changed over that time.

Most of them can't even hold a conversation anymore and half of them get anxious to the point of breakdown over asking for help. ChatGPT use seems more like a human interaction avoidance strategy for them than a study aid.

>>216711054
Not a noticer or anything but a lot of these types of webms are posted by israeli flags

>>216711146
bbc worship no doubt

>>216711134
timmy's crush

My anglo fatigue is strong today, why can't you all just shut up?

>>216711104
Racismlad. You can't say 'sucking', it's 2025. Use the word 'gobbling on'

>>216711123
Idk about that but they are objectively peng

Sir Coup Survivor

>>216711146
latest jeff nippard slop video

I did not watch the video, I got the image from /fit/.

>>216711134
begone flattie

>>216711195
rabbit food

>>216711195
they are grim

+60 +10 to my speed counter (56% chance to fail triple rainbow)

the angel on my shoulder: kill all non-whites
the devil on my shoulder: rape and torture them first

>>216710916
Absolutely roaring at them shoving the kid about

>>216711195
Woke slop

everything started going wrong when they cancelled Jeremy Kyle

Sister accidentally posted this in the family Whatsapp group last night

im number 1

So you cucks are getting ranged banned tomorrow? About fucking time.

>>216711195
he's very chuffed about those big veggies int he

>>216711242
racismlad

right, well

>>216711152
Doubt this given all the 18-21 year olds I've met are pretty well socialised

>>216711299
Growing a big vegetable is like catching a big fish.

>>216711288
probably not, i think there's a process they have to go through

1099 speed gl me finals (not as bad now because at least its >600)

Cronem won.

pulled my foreskin back and blood started coming from my frenulum

>>216711288
I fucking hope not ;_;

/brit/ supports India in the ongoing battle against India hate

right well that's a mars bar

Rorke's crush and her bestie

2* speed 5 white sparks. prof of curvature and triple 777s
1131 / 676 / 582 / 326 / 435

+1 to my literally me playthrough count

>>216711318
They must all be like that then

Got a popcorn maker hehe
Turns out the world of popcorn is vast and confusing

>>216710870
Surely not.
That's not legal is it

hi

>>216711384
curse this dreglord

never farted in my life

>>216711360
No worries lad, I will shitpost in double for you.

>>216711437
We’ll look who the cat dragged in

>>216711460
racismlad

lmao yank got 0 replies

My wheelie bin just called me a daft nonce and is demanding I pay its council tax in expired Tesco Clubcard points.

Did I miss the 'BC posting?

>>216711492
0 replies award

>>216711321
used to grow massive courgettes
was peng going and finding them just sitting there hiding in the bushes when the previous week there weren't any

Lord have mercy

Spending your last day on 4chan writing pointless drivel are we

>>216711512
lol getetm

Just saw a fox in a full Sports Direct tracksuit try to trade a half-eaten kebab for a single ciggie outside a boarded-up Wilko.

i'm racist against niggers

What will I miss the most about /brit/? The endless waves of newfags of course. It's so amusing to pester them.

>>216711544
racismlad

oh yeah newfags dont filter either
so they are seeing his posts and choosing not to reply but to ignore him

>>216711525
Face reveal

I'm convinced the TV Licence detector van is just a repurposed ice cream truck driven by a psychic badger that threatens to tell your nan you've been watching EastEnders ironically.

>>216710816
used to save them and spunk on them then post on cumonprintedpics

do the TV license people have detectors

last gfberg complained about how i'm racist and sexist
granted i'm racist, but i'm not sexist, i even went out of my way to pretend that women are our equals for her

>>216711579
Phwoar that is huge

>>216711567
Fucking done him screaming

Why doesn’t American just arm the children in school as protection against mass school shooters?

Just saw a girl at the Jobcentre with a massive BBC tattoo on her neck. Is that the new loyalty card for getting your Universal Credit sanctioned, or does it just mean she's legally required to think Mrs. Brown's Boys is funny?

>>216711621
they should use drone strikes

>>216711611
Usually careful about racist stuff for the first few months and then gradually ease it in
Have never got any pushback over it even accidentally turned one of my ex gfs into a schizo nazi

do yourself a favour this year and remember just how shit everything is

>>216711621
they should go all in with the gun thing. make it illegal to ever not carry one

>yeah im going to spam about bbc and racebait in a british themed thread on the international corner of 4chan for months on end it will be hilarious
people actually think this to themselves

>>216711628
Dutch humour, folks

>>216711621
>An armed society is a polite society

>>216711492
>>216711540
>>216711580
>>216711628
Not a fan of these postings cloggy, return to form please

Right, saw a lass outside the chippy with a massive Queen of Spades tattoo on her calf. I'm proper baffled, lads. Is that the new symbol for having a Nectar card, or does it just mean she's training to be a Morrisons checkout supervisor?

sir shamima begum

>>216711663
but it actually wasnt in the end and they was about as potent as their dick was on getting pussy

They should put magnets on all the roofs that way the bullets would all go up

Lauren Chen Sex Arse!!!

just got raped by a migrant

i believe in the constitution and defending yourself from criminals and all that but gun control just to piss off gun autists would be kino

i straight up smell like piss

>>216711700
FICKI FICKI
SOS
SEXUAL EMERGENCY!

>>216711714
*changes your nappy and sprinkles your backside with baby powder*

cloggy melty

>>216711714
*sprays your post with febreeze*

the you-know-what on /gif/ seems to be well controlled now
kinda sad how those people (black people) browse nsfw boards only. its because all they think about is "muh dick"
all of the results for it are "no blacks" on the porn thread :)

How do we do fellow, britânicos?

for me, its responding to a statement by repeating it as a question

>>216711669
It was Gemini ai lol haha it's so shite

>>216711621
I unironically think this would work. There are plenty of teenage lads who wouldn't carrying a strap and becoming a hero should the need arise

>>216711755
Is that so?

>>216711742
thanks for the update

doing stale farts

black people when they get nice things dont take very good care or maintain it. primarily when it is something you have to do every day (to keep your enjoyment), perhaps because those things dont bring them joy every day. so if it is not the day or season for the thing to be used, they leave it to become depreciated because in their mind it no longer exists. this is when they are in white countries, which is where they get nice things. probably why they having nothing in Africa

>>216711755
>repeating it as a question?

Can feel them on my face

>>216711752
hello brazilian janny

anyone in nuneaton want to shag

>>216711825
am bottom

>>216711837
me too :/

black people like eating corn starch
if I cooked for people, I would probably separate their food from the others. that way I could add lots of corn starch and let them add their own spice because otherwise two things is a bit racist
the white people would get a big helping of beef and dandelions, potatoes and sneak in some ginger

Watching some BM WF gangbangs haha

Gay son or thot daughter?

>>216711807
would be well fit without those zoomer scribblings

>>216711822
>he doesn't know that janny is an english tranny
tsk tsk tsk

>>216711862
gay thot

>>216711868
wtf I'm not a janny

Why do they eat corn starch?

>>216711864
>Tattoos are a new / zoomer thing

>>216711861
no one asked you autistic freak

>>216711883
kek

back my rambo, swing it and chef it

>>216711862
If I had other straight sons a well groomed and tasteful and not overtly gay son would be nice

>>216711888
Your mum did

>>216711884
the entire races food source is AfricaAid and food stamps for hundreds of generations

cale and charli linked up
https://youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA

how end life

might go for a walk later if I can be arsed

cloggy used to post webms now he just posts his about his fetish wonder what happened to him

they should stop giving Africa aid and if they cease to exist thats just nature and a weak race

mad how you can rent a girlfriend in japan

>>216711943
they've already got AIDS

>>216711966
I would do this in Japan but I am poor in my country so I would probably not and so still have the same problem

it's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

Life imitates art
Art imitates life

>>216711862
Thot son

>>216711966
can you rent their holes too?

>>216711971
Africans have their own type of HIV/AIDS - HIV-B
they probably still have HIV-A but B is a rarer type over here and I think less transmissible

>>216711907
'

>>216711887
no, they aren't, but that specific style of random inconsistent scribblings is very much a zoomer woman thing

>>216712008
The gays have transformed regular AIDS into super-AIDS

>>216712000
think they have strict rules against advancing like that
cant even say "i love/like you"
very weird stuff

janny needs to sort him out

>>216711906
anon set to book front row seats amd sit with his hand down his pants

>>216710715 (OP)
>>216710817
Mental how much more personality cats have compared to dogs, you never see dog memes online because they're fucking boring cunts that don't do anything.

>>216712029
Africa is such a shithole that AIDS became less transmissible and pathogenic

Coming to terms with the fact my penis is small and pathetic, so I'm conditioning myself to change my type of woman from massive breasts with a bit of a squidgy belly to very short and small framed women with either little or no sexual experience, otherwise there is absolutely no way my stupid ugly retarded penis will be able to have a fighting chance in life

>>216711966
prostitution is legal in many countries

>>216712052
>i'm pakistani
ok but who asked

>>216712046
sauce?

The thot daughter

>>216712060
caberge

at least transmissible disease isnt the number 1 cause of death in Africa anymore. now it is CO2 and it mostly affects babies
wherein the baby comes out mentally disabled or more chance to spontaneously abort

cloggy on a generational run rn

>>216712067
>if you're not a dog obsessed NPC you're a paki
Alright mate

>>216712060
>changing my standards from fat munters to the most in demand women in existence

go big or go home as they say

>>216712060
do NOT take away the tiny women from the pool

>>216712052
cat freaks have this passive aggressive feminine energy while dog gods just enjoy life

>>216712052
cats are cuter than dogs that's why they're more memeable
but there are still plenty of dog memes so yea you are dumb

>>216712072
Hannah Hays

>>216712060
How small?

>>216712060
>very short and small framed women with either little or no sexual experience
'

>>216712060
nonce

Naomi Nash

>>216712140
4 inches
>>216712144
>>216712150
mad how you've both thought of children when I was thinking about dwarves

>>216712139
ah yes i remember her because she's mentally disabled

Cloggy basically posts about his fetish, gets no replies and then spams porn until he gets banned
Fucking continentals

unusasble thread rn
niggers yet again

>>216712175
It's small but not the end of the world m8 you'll be alright

Sydney Sweeney (euphoria)

rorke wants to take the YT premium free trial this time because he wants to go listen to nightcore with Ska-mode ON

>>216712194
It's ugly too haha
Hideous even
Might even binge eat so I can no longer see it as it's so grotesque

>>216712046
>>216712072
>>216712104
>>216712166
>>216712139
>>216712200
Jewish/American porn is so soulless. JAV is better.

>>216712246
dont want to listen to a girl shriek and see a sexually repressed businessman eat titties like he's a starved african if im honest with you

>>216712246
honestly never understood how people can wank to professionally produced stuff. I feel nothing looking at it.

Starmer just received a vote of no confidence from MPs lmao!

I always thought that Tor was like a free proxy service in that you get to use a proxy but your "IP" was used as a proxy for that, where your IP is really just another node in the chain which passes on (encrypted) information

>>216712223
love nightcore me x

>>216712194
if you don't have a 4 inch penis you are completely unqualified to say that.

>>216712175
'kin 'ell 4 inches? I would top myself if that were me. At least tell me you're fat and the 4 in is just the bit protruding out

>>216712305
based

>>216712246
Yeah jav has way more high quality wholesome BBC porn

>>216712283
darkie david as our pm omds

Anxious like a pancake

another 2 billion of taxpayers' money to the Chagossian people

>>216712315
well guess what

this is a nigga who gave up on life and was enabled by the internet (of porn)
hes the type that 6 million of them goyim make up 1 Jew

sir four incher

Love the Chagos islands me

Didn't want to have to do it but that's the Netherlands blocked too

noticed that i've been getting asked for ID more often at bottleshops since i've been growing my hair out (or rather avoiding haircuts)

>>216712283
wait what

noticed that when a girl fucks you, every other girl you meet for some time after that wants to fuck you or is just smiling at you

>>216712415
no

just ate 8 sausage rolls (175% of my sat fats)

>>216712415
They can smell it. A shagger is biologically desirable.

>>216712415
have you yeah?

>>216712395
been doing the same and noticed I've been getting more lingering looks from women but not sure if they're good or bad looks yet

>>216712441
's true

>>216712451
They prob think you're a creep

im biologically desirable

I LOVE BROWN GIRLS

>>216712441
inversly, they can also smell the reek of virgin

wonder if trump actually is a nonce

>sat fats hour
I cant breise now

Powerful

>>216712483
are you me?

>>216712483
you're a wrong 'un

>>216712483
ktim

>>216712499
honestly don't believe he ever had sex in his life

>>216712518
109 countries

wish that i had jesse's girl

>>216712524
EWW YUCK why would you post that?!! Disgusting!

Don’t fucking scallop my ass.

>>216712415
>when a girl fucks you

going to make sausage rolls with puff pastry and an avacado log filling

>>216712483
mental how fit they are

clan banu haqim prides itself on matters of principle

>>216712545
Jessee Pinkman (female ver.)

jesse pinkbussy

>>216712561
like a 'cado log do you?

>>216712579
jane was a total fittie tho

>>216712561
sounds a bit gay and bent like you

avacado tastes like cooked meat
the vegan sausage rolls Greggs fungus strain tastes like meat too

we should all eat fungus and algae instead of the bugs, I dont care if Africa is getting fucked by bugs (skill issue) and eating bugs is a double-effective solution (if you breed the bugs to get in the oven, then every time you cook food you are cleaning your house)

>>216712518
Give me the task I swear I’ll see to it properly, not like those cunts who half arsed it

everyone should be made to eat fortified algae, which is based

kill all niggers

>>216712637
racismlad

Got 1000s of images of cats on my pc

>>216712655
me when the police find my cp stash

>>216712655
Strange lie

>>216712655
based

reckon I've been hacked

Can't bring myself to eat fungi after doing mycology in University
Poor things...

the catberg as it were

oguri caperuu run time with guest legacy to try for 3* spark and/or 2* spark with 2* green spark

>>216712675
can't tell if cat videos are real or ai anymore ;_;

>>216712698
Avatar/signature usage

>>216712654
women hate other women who are more attractive than them. They despise them.

>>216712699
>>216712717
cat pictures!!!!!!!

Law tip #1: always lie to the police

my winning ticket (2* speed) from yesterday gives +12 speed and +33 stamina

>>216712742
Blog on.

>>216712742
based
>.<

>>216712738
retarded tip. that will come back to bite you if (and when) you are found out
maybe stop practising law on 4chan mong

I don't like dogs as much as cats. To me it feels like it's almost cheating with dogs as they've been bred for generations to be obedient slaves. They don't love you because you're giving them a good life but only because it's in their biological programming. Meanwhile cats just like/dislike whoever based on their personality. They feel a lot more human-like in that way and when a cat spends time with you you know that's because it chose to.

Exclusively masturbate to women going poopoo in the toilet these days.

>>216712721
she's not even that fit, she's just blonde

>>216712721
Might have something to do with that ridiculous clobber

spotted on iceland

>>216712817
facially I agree however she has an objectively hot body

>>216712317
not a very nice thing to say is it

>>216712840
how the bloody hell did he get over there???

>>216712837
yeah imagine wearing an air hostess work uniform in an airport of all places gee she must feel silly haha

>>>/fit/76812650
sc

>>216712246
Hallo etfler

what's on the agenda for tomorrow then
seeing as 4chan is getting banned and that

>>216712853
Willem Janszoon seeing his first abo be like

ofcom about to be a lil heinous tomorrow

>>216712887
>0 posts
tragic

mods

>>216712887
may as well go get a gf I guess

>>216712887
muster point is the Montague Pyke at 7pm sharp

>>216712840
Vantablack Bergé

>>216712925
will HE be there this time? at long last?

>>216712887
screaming and wanking and pooing and getting the neighbours all worried and calling the police round etc

I need gf

>>216712887
Why is it tomorrow?

>>216712959
ofcom's had enough

was anyone else not able to post for like an hour?

New

>>216712966

>>216712969
dunno mate. been shagging all day

>>216712974
why is he banned entry to the premises

>>216712996
He's a mischievous little creature

>>216713014
nothing wrong with a bit of mischief
let him in

>>216712967
Yeah but didn't they say 60 days from the 13th of October or something

>>216713045
it was the 13th of september