Thread 216718858

my gay twink feet stink

I could wolf that down in twenty minutes.

>>216718858 (OP)
hate the word 'bundle' me
almost as bad as 'loot'

we live in a world now where entertainment is accessible in seconds so there is no need to do anything except consume the goyslop

uma game crashed my computer for like 20 minutes

>>216718901
she used to do very degen audio porn

>>216718933
quit the goyslop before you end up like this mong
>>216718941

Sir Zack Polanski

the mods are actually GOATED I appealed my ban and they actually let me back on let’s goooooooooo!!!!!

>>216718890
No-one doubts it you fat yank fuck

>>216718944
cor any insane asylum sex porn? she is literally perfect by the way

>>216718972
what was it for

It's over for Trump

Think I'm experiencing limerence

where crodie at
has bus 25 been scoped near gherkin yet, or did winston conductor take a mortar relief detour pon katy doe?

>>216719008
Impersonating but I explained how it was just banter and I wasn’t trying to impersonate them

>>216718976
You looking for a fight, Ausnigger?

>>216718944
well go on get it linked then

>>216719020
Horrible isn't it. Worse than catching the flu I reckon.

One of my Sims is a vampire with huge tits and her husband is a werewolf man
They live in a old Victorian house on the edge of the town and their personalities are as antisocial as possible so I’m making them breed like rabbits and unleash their hordes of hellspawn on the world

any badman rudeboy in

Goan wife (born 1985) and British husband (born 1992)

don't get why everything's shit

if that steam pc is decent value i might cop

>>216719026
Baffles me how you scuttle behind Ziedy like his little pet - you're an embarrassment

>>216719070
Billionaires

fucking hell rorke

>>216719063
hope she gets blacked RAW and spawns a different kind of hellspawn

>>216719070
bonuses

>>216719026
You are a blight and if there was any justice in this world the mods would post your location and IP and I would come to your house and slay you live on stream

>>216719102
I hope you get cancer and die

>>216719043
Caboolture Centenary Lakes Velodrome, 4pm
I'll see you there if you're not a coward

>>216719065
they're married
she suffered from pregnancy fatty liver, which apparently is common in south asians

I will fight any opponent at Lakeside Shopping Centre or Bluewater Shopping Centre if anyone is available

>>216719157
Best luh Timmy culd do was a 40yo Indian with a tache and a fatty liver

open up
open the door rorke

>>216719093
looks a bit too much like me for my liking

I've cooked and eaten my pizza, I went with pepperoni and 'nduja
It was really nice, good size
Thank you again for reading my small update

Well how capitalism works is that you can only be rich by definition is someone is poorer than you. So if the billionaires are getting richer than ever, someone (most people) are getting poorer. That's why things are getting more shit.

So was the bongban a nothingburger? Britain was never actually going to ban 4chains rite?

Shrewsbury has one of the best high streets in the UK

>>216719220
happening in 4 hour's time

>>216719217
so basically "inflation" is a commie myth

>>216718901
whom?

>>216719258
Ever seen the tv show Cadfael

>>216719216
thoughts on hot honey on a 'za?

just need enough money to buy a cabin in rural Scandinavia

just got forcibly wanked off by a poltergeist

>>216719333
thats hot

always had the urge to inflate myself

>>216719321
>>216719044
Clarabelles

we at /brit/ like desaturated screens and also buttered bread

>>216719361
It's called "breathing" mate

the reason you cant buy a phone without cameras is so they can watch you wank

rorke considering a trip to the fridge for a banyanya

>>216719383
>the jew is generous where the gentile is stingy
this must be part of some obscure biblical prophecy

Man DiCaprio is such a chad it's actually unreal, it was funny enough when he used to drive 30 year old crazy when he was shagging models in their 20s but now he's shagging literal 18 year olds and driving even the modern day slags into a jealous frenzy calling him a nonce

I hope he goes full Hefner and pipes 19 year olds into his 70s

>>216719404
no like rapidly expand like a balloon to the size of a room

Do people in england still say 'guv'?

>>216719263
mmhmm thats right

>>216719404
heh

Forgot my mothers birthday today

>>216719429
Didn't shag any of them. He's a poof, you see.

as always, lets give it go

John Adams claimed that the inhabitants of New England were superior to the other colonies' denizens on account of them being of purer English blood

>There is, in the human Breast, a social Affection, which extends to our whole Species. Faintly indeed; but in some degree. The Nation, Kingdom, or Community to which We belong is embraced by it more vigorously. It is stronger still towards the Province to which we belong, and in which We had our Birth. It is stronger and stronger, as We descend to the County, Town, Parish, Neighbourhood, and Family, which We call our own. -- And here We find it often so powerfull as to become partial, to blind our Eyes, to darken our Understandings and pervert our Wills.

>It is to this Infirmity, in my own Heart, that I must perhaps attribute that local Attachment, that partial Fondness, that overweening Prejudice in favour of New England, which I feel very often and which I fear sometimes, leads me to expose myself to just Ridicule.

>New England has in many Respects the Advantage of every other Colony in America, and indeed of every other Part of the World, that I know any Thing of.

>1. The People are purer English Blood, less mixed with Scotch, Irish, Dutch, French, Danish, Sweedish than any other; and descended from Englishmen too who left Europe, in purer Times than the present and less tainted with Corruption than those they left behind them

>>216719318
don't think i've tried it really but i know its popular
thanks for your reply

is it important to have income protection or have i been had by jew insurance brokers

Who is here 2025?

>>216719453
Sick of these AI "factoids"

Gotten word that Mouse is busy at work on his debut novel

>>216719325
then what? invite lads over to have sweaty bum sex in your sauna?

just ate half a pizza hut stuffed crust pizza

>>216719434
no cockney is dead

>>216719476
>t. AI halfwit

Today is Rachel Dolezal's 48th birthday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XseDL1NvmrE

>>216719325
not that expensive, just get a job at one of those factories where the local town only exists because of it, whatever that's called in english

One of the most extreme cases of constipation ever recorded in medical history (2L of stool removed)!

>>216719453
Most New Englanders believe they are Jews.

Sir Mousey, Duke of /brit/

>>216719543
This exists already it's called a Ripple and also uses superior Galaxy chocolate

what’s the point in a historian nowadays because everything from the past has already been discovered seems like useless job

if your going to play the gameboy, you gotta learn to play it right

no more melties for me lads

strangely addicted to watching jamie oliver christmas cooking programmes. he's clearly a belllend but i find it quite relaxing anyway. feel dead festive already.

>>216719520
corrr bet he was in exquisite agony pooing all that out

>>216719589
go on lad, have a little melty

>>216719614
absolutely must not

>>216719610
it's actually november

the sakura x sprite from mcdonalds is so nice


why oh why couldnt i live in japan

changed my mind. having a melty.

if i was a yank id be trailer trash

Mousey Potter and the Taurine-Infused Pot Noodle

>>216719581
idiotic blabber

>>216719656
howl

>>216719645
walk on paki

>>216719647
vile weeb cunt

>>216719645
don't care, it's shit when christmas day ends, you can't really extend it beyond that so i'm all for extending it the other way. the build up is the best bit.

>>216719698
bloke lol

>>216719659
We already know about the past so what can be the job of a historian? Unless to teach people but then all they are doing is reading from a book or the internet

>>216719093
>deadpool
>lynx

What do you do as an ugly woman
Like if she has looksmaxxed, isn’t fat and dresses nice but just has a terrible face what does she do. She’ll never be pretty so it’d be embarrassing for her to dress up and put makeup on trying to be something she’s not so does she just give up?

>>216719212
smaller nose though eh

rorke
hard to understand, what a hell of a man
this cat of the slum, had a mind, wasn't dumb

nth for the holodem

pretty house :3

>>216719762
no idea m8 spose it's the female equivalent of whatever you do?

something off about that Martin Lewis bloke he seems too good no one is that good

>>216719786
where

sir boy george

tick... tock...

>>216719720
There is still plenty to discover.
We should never forget the past.
Teaching history is important.

Just not fair that I wasn’t born in America the greatest country itw. I fucking hate living in this SHITHOLE

>>216719798
he's one of them

>>216719762
>it's embarrassing to have self respect

maybe for you but not for anyone else

>>216719849
I see. Take his 'advice' with a pinch of salt then.

>>216719799
the one i think you posted but i won't come and see you because i'm far away

>>216719871
oh yes
sad!
probably shouldn't have posted that but oh well

>>216719843
for me it’s wishing i was French
at least you can become American because every American comes from an immigrant and it was founded by people with our blood

>>216719762
need an ugly loner who has given up gf

Mad how soon we'll all be serfs under a technocratic elite

>>216719860
I don’t think ugly people should try and look nice. They will never be attractive so when they try (especially women since looks as so important for them) it’s embarrassing like why is that munter trying to look good lol. People should know their place

give the cat a kiss before i stick on a youtube kino and ignore her for an hour

>>216719581
definitely the stupidest post i've seen here for a while. real idiot mongoloid stuff. bravo.

#ITVYouthTracker headline voting intention for 18-25 year olds GRN: 32% (+16) LAB: 25% (-18) REF: 20% (+7) CON: 11% (-1) LD: 9% (-3) OTHER: 4% (=)

>>216719869
nooooo don't do that!!

>>216719930
Mental that people would still vote labour and tory

>>216719581
it's all just on the internet as well

>>216719886
we've all done things we regret trust me

>>216719930
Done in a middle class or paki area I take it?

>>216719919
*votes reform*
that'll fix it

no job after nearly 2 years of applications with a first in comp sci
thinking of just joining the navy for free travel around the world and some engineering skills I could maybe use

>>216719888
It’s just not the same. All my family live here I can’t just up and move 4000+ miles away with a 5-8 hour time difference. I needed to be born there

>>216719930
Reminder that Labour thought it was a masterstroke giving 16 year olds a vote. They're all going to vote Green and split the lefty vote lol.

>>216719924
is that how you justify your own laziness and dull mindedness?

>>216719975
No, I cannot see any logical alternative

>>216719698
fit
nice tits

>>216719959
Do you think any party will stop it?

>>216719842
>>216719929
My point is we already know everything that there is to know and the things that we don’t know we will never know simply because the evidence doesn’t exist. Like if we had written language in Bronze Age Britain, maybe people wrote shit on wood but we’ll never know because that wouldn’t have been preserved

comfy

did a cheeky 20 min clean of my house again :3
2 bags of piss bottles. did all of the pizza boxes by getting them together in one place to throw out tomorrow (there will be stragglers probs)

Business idea: an economically left, socially conservative anti-immigration party

>>216719970
you think an entirely new set of voters all voting for a party who receive a minority portion of the vote and HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO VOTE BEFORE will split the vote...?? you fucking thick cunt.

>>216720051
Business idea: complete regime change

>>216720051
what would you call it?

>>216720047
2 bags of piss bottles is fucking insane toby
sort it out

>>216720042
literally what I want except I'm a badger

>>216720047
Imagine how much you could get done in 20 minutes if you pissed in the toilet and binned the pizza boxes before they accumulated

>>216720061
lol mate. you're a fucking mong

>The final of Euro 2028 (at Wembley) will kick off at 5pm UK time

that shit is NOT POGGERS!
>games will kick off at 2pm, 5pm, 8pm
So it's a tournament for NEETs then?

>>216720069
already done 3 bags of piss bottles today
all down the drain

When then lads?

>>216719967
You'll be first on the list to fight Russia

>>216720096
bloody hell mate... why don't you just go to the toilet

>>216720095
>Euro 2028 (at Wembley)
why the fuck are we hosting again?

>>216720098
A6C

>>216720084
yeah imagine dragons

>>216720098
B 6 A

>>216720041
honestly lad just stop you're making it worse

>>216719520
went to france for a week without pooing but eating all the confit duck and salami and bread then did the most disgusting poo of my life in heathrow after landing
must have been like this and nearly made me sorry for the little paki fella that must have had to unblock the toilet

>>216720098
E1C

>>216720098
1 3 5

>>216720099
won't be in a trench at least

>we
Bro thinks he’s on the team lmao

really need to book a financial health check

download 8.6GB on my computer for uma game

ah the (you) farming image
very good

>>216720098
oi
OI
WHERE'S ME FUCKING SAVALOY?

>>216719967
do it la
rise to the top ranks and kill the PM when he comes for a visit

>>216720042
thats it
im going getting the blanket

>>216720138
Wonderful rebuttal

>>216720098
E2F

>>216720098
b6a is the only good answer

imagine thinking that pissing in bottles isnt efficient
P.S. why are you even on 4chan

>>216720116
Euro 2020 England were merely co-hosts with the entirety of Europe

Euro 2028 will be hosted by England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland
England is also bidding for the 2038 World Cup and could get it.

England also hosted Women's Euro 2022 and will host Women's World Cup 2035 with the rest of the UK.

mad how the world will be inherited by the thick cunt

>>216720047
how many pizza boxes are we talking laddo?

>>216720215
well I eat a pizza everyday so hundreds, maybe even 800-1000

>>216720201
>Euro 2028 will be hosted by England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland
no this definitely already happened

the poor white houses on my route stink of sweat
the poor brown ones stink of curry.

Might do something like this on my own websites just to scare the schizo freaks who visit them aha
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreepyChangingPainting

45 seconds until I have 30 TP and can go king halo career mode (with my epic and big +45 stamina legacy umas)

>>216720231
moved on from the pot noodles eh

>>216719930
sir queer is finished

>>216720276
I dont eat that shit

>>216720249
love tv tropes
my go to website when im eating dinner or am out and fancy a read

if you don't keep the front of your house clean, I don't look after your parcel. simple as that
I'm knocking once and yeeting it over the fence

>>216720262
spamming

30 TP = 0 TP
you are tired in umamusume and in real life

>>216720098
B1A

>>216720315
YWNBAJ

watching can't pay they'll take it away
mad how it is such good rorketv

>>216720287
why live leak? is she paralysed?

>>216720319
hi canada

sir epstien files

Can’t believe I spent all my inheritance money on absolute bullshit and now it’s all gone what the fuck

>>216720333
posted a picture of yourself lad. delete it quickly

>>216720319
not going to sleep yet. im not tired
I would go to sleep, but every night I have a fucked-up ear thing where it perma blocks for no reason. I think an ear wig has laid an egg inside my ear

I also put some drain cleaner down the shower which I have to go take care of in 5

>>216720379
go to fucking sleep NOW

>>216720337
Paul bohill is a cunt that takes advantage of the poorest in society

>>216720354
imagine if kier starmer was in an email. although tbf he's so boring he probably wasn't even invited

>>216720249
You get many visitors on your website?
Mine would get like 300 a month which seemed like a lot considering I never promoted it and it was just sort of like a blog where I detailed some of the projects I was doing

me and the berg

>>216720139
I once ate a load of KFC at Auckland airport. Flew to Sydney, then Qatar (or Dubai, I forget). I can't poo on planes, something about the altitude or whatever. I hate plane food so I didn't eat much on the flights. After landing I chain smoked then ate a Burger King. Then flew onto Manchester. Almost as soon as we landed my tummy went insane.
I had to push past oldies and children, made it to the airport loo just in time. Dropped the most foul shite ive ever done. Had to flush about 3 times. The bogs quickly emptied, everyone else fled the smell and noise of my massive smelly shite. It was horrendous.

>>216719606
UM

>>216720394
male detected... male detected... beta male sensor pinging. signal from alpha male receptor weak...

>>216720345
She unironically died

can you get stuff deleted off the archive

>>216719606
hi I'm Patrick

would love to scan hunter schafer's feet and put them in my game

quite surprised that mousey has a shower that he uses
always took him for a wash with a flannel in the sink guy
or even a wipe down with a babywipe if they were on sale

>>216720287
is she making that face on purpose?

I unironically wish I was on disability benefits or PIP so that I could drop £200 on uma game getting the £70 deal 3x but alas I am poor in real life and if I had £70 I would buy other stuff

How do I contact Netflix about making a tv series about Peter Bellamy?

>>216720428
You can report it and they'll maybe delete it for you

>>216719606
so women don't need their hands to pee?

>>216720425
proof?

dropping £200 on the gatcha game is less than £8 a month AKA way less than the membership to play OSRS. its a shame that playing with carrots costs 30 per run

>>216720451
No she died, look at how her head smacks and snaps off the wooden edge of the bench when she falls

>>216720456
Who’s that the wales manager yh

>>216720455
how on earth are you not on pip

spent well over a grand of taxpayers money on genshin impact

>>216720428
think scraniel wiped everything that way

I miss the flags during the euros

>>216718972
@mods ayo didn't know chu wuz chill leik dat doe... ayyy RESPECT G *kisses my teef*

>>216720518
better than giving it the bookies de lid

>>216720379
>I think an ear wig has laid an egg inside my ear
take your meds

>>216720524
yeah but it was just an unironic self-dox
i don't think they would delete it

>>216720525
/int/ should have them. No idea why they don't

the eroticism of certain better call saul scenes is unparalleled
her feet, her freaking feet
i just... oh my god

>>216720515
you are all wrong about my life (says a lot) and just project all of the time over everything btw. its actually kind of sad; you may now lash out and get emotional at me and start throwing insults like you do in your life feedback loop
>>216720545
post qualification

>>216720550
you should probably stop drawing attention to it for starters lad

>>216720518
based

>>216719153
forgot about this bloke

state of this mong still FUMING that he got done lol

>>216720498
I don’t get how she died though

>>216720571
>you are all wrong about my life
so you're not actually a neet lunatic?

>>216720571
my sister has psychotic break involving bugs in her ears

>>216720606
https://x.com/CureBore/status/1751291978115866628
she didn't

>>216719930
green SURGE

>>216720542
Did you clock that still

>>216719325
did you get this idea from me the other day

>>216720577
meh

fit tranny on only connect
would give her my twisted flax

ngl the SNP getting mad at Westminster and labour is funny and infuriating at the same time.

>>216720602
he's schizophrenic

cool another funny flag for the filter

lads i just found out about the queen
was beginning to think this day would never come

>>216720498
>>216720620
her expression looks like she suffered a fatal blow to the back of the head

#216720699
would love to give you a fatal blow to the back of the head
prick

sucking a woman's big massive jugs

If you have or had a bug in your ear you would know
I once had an ant in my ear and it was excruciatingly itchy and I could hear it walking around

toilfu is leaving for a new job. it's over

>>216720498
fucking hell right enough
that is morbid jesus christ

missed out on the opportunity for a promotion at work because I kept procrastinating and putting things off, great. Also just found out I’m ugly so that’s good too

>>216720665
you going to pay your respects and see the coffin lad?

>>216719967
Join as an officer if you already have a degree, much better for you within the navy and without

>>216720625
now I see why nicopokie put that pup at the top of bracket of her slay list

bubble bath on the cards

>>216720749
you must confess your love for her anon

*runs through the thread*

>>216720512
A folk singer who killed himself.

>>216720756
yeah got train and hotel booked

>>216720699
>>216720782
deployment yank

>>216720632
yeah I wuz like BRUV i just clocked man's safe

did anyone just see an alien legging it or am I going barmy?

any micropenis man in?

>>216720651
snp can go fuck themselves, traitorous bastards

>>216720771
ruined are they?
>>216720815
kek yea

>>216720753
stop blaspheming you soyboy cuck

gammons were absolutely seething the other day because the bbc called her “Kate Middleton” and not her title. Such pathetic people

>>216720749
need to get yourself into the hiring process for her replacement
even a moment's delay could mean an uggo or a man getting in!

>>216720809
no im just preparing in case 4chan gets banned tomorrow

SCRESMUING

any chinese niggas in?

SIR kate middleton

>>216720821
its funny how a lot of their complains are self inflicted and this is why student politics should be banned.

>>216720749
thats a good thing. its inappropriate for you to have a relationship with a colleague but now you can ask her out or try and get in a shag.

Kate Middleton stars in BLACKEDRAW

>>216720846
是

these new files are a nothing burger yeah?

i think the grim part about remembrance is the patriotism. because if you're only commemorating what they did for our country then you're tacitly acknowledging a grim dark truth about the war - that it was just competing financial state interests. think I'd respect the poppy more if they associated it strongly with antifa KILL ALL NAZIS type rhetoric . but everyone associated with it seems to have more in common with nazis than we care to admit.

>>216720665
What has Camilla done this time?

got myself shaved and looking good ready to impress at the jobcentre tomorrow

if a new group of voters who have never been factored into the vote previously all vote for the same party then as i understand it they will be splitting the vote

>>216720855
luckily it's only temporary and she will return with more experience for a promoted post and i will work under her in more ways than 1

/Brit/ how do you come to accept money you've wasted that you have zero possibility of getting back either being scammed or wasting it on stuff that served no purpose or could have been avoided.

I've wasted probably 5k in the last two years on stuff I could have avoided if I wasn't stupid and it wasn't stuff that I actually had fun with at the time (drugs escorts etc) mainly just making bad decisions and paying to fix them or being ripped off.

It's bad enough I lost the money but it's all I can think about and I hate it

>>216720893
because 4chan shutting down?

you lads seen the latest blogpost from gmdo saukes gmido?

>>216720877
all to distract from the fact the BBC STILL hasn't apologised

>>216720880
the poppy originates from ww1 which predates the nazis you absolute mong

>>216720846
你好,我叫羅克,我是難民,為了躲避「覺醒」運動而逃離,來到了你們國家!請問你知道哪裡可以買到魔爪能量飲料(白色包裝)嗎?

>>216720865
>>216720921

>>216720766
what if I'm too much of an autist for a leadership role...

>>216720880
you know the poppy is from ww1 yeah?

hate getting ratioed to fuck on Twitter when I’m actually in the right and saying nothing but facts

>>216720931
they commonly commemorate all wars and the charity looks after veterans from all decades you mong cunt

>>216720657
clearly. he's still at it lol

>>216720852
agree entirely.
Scotland are just asking for a purge.
maybe we should send a million of them to Canada or New Zealand.
Except St Andrews University, every other degree holder in Jockland should be sent off to the colonies.

>>216720946
where??

watching the Simpson from the start

filterfags on suicide watch

reminder to report his posts because he is not welcome here

>>216720963
how bloody awful of them

>>216721004
you're also not welcome here. you're both bad posters

>>216721004
You don't decide if I'm welcome here

>>216720918
I was born with the innate ability to take accountability for my actions so I've never needed to "come to accept" wasting money

>>216720843
Is that guy fawkes' signature before and after he was tortured and it's all messed up cause he was battered
>>216720947
https://www.npaa.org.uk/second-sea-lord-reveals-autism/
>>216720749
It's time for you to do this as she heads out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDZb8BxJXtY

>>216720918
5k is literally nothing stop crying you little bitch

right I'm off to bed then, clearly the mongs are out in force tonight and I shan't be entertaining them any longer. toodle oo

>>216720915
69 yeah?
one of my favourite positions
love scoffing on a soggy minge while she plays with my cock and balls.

luh timmy jerkin his swc to cartoons

katy n winston listeni to reggaeton while she services his BRC x

>>216721004
why?
my filters are working fine

>>216720975
we are barely holding the colonies together I think sending them over will only make it worse.

>>216721009
thats worse because the nether the veterans or the country of today deserve any respect

>>216721061
>>216721061
>>216721061

>>216721019
100% of the thread has you filtered. you get no replies. you samefag constantly. nobody replies to your posts and posts against you get (more) replies
you are not welcome here and should be rangebanned. you are a subhuman and could be replaced by a bot - you are a bot
you go for the lowest hanging fruit and still starve. imagine 4chan being everything that you do - and you spend 10+ hours a day on it - and you still cant get replies. you failed as a human and at fucking posting on 4chan

>>216721030
*waves at (you)*
*turns the wave into a two finger salute*