Thread 216724344

Fascism edish

bump for shits and giggles

>>216725907
really nice that, i heard the south island has more people of british decent than the north which has more maori

.

why is that ban going into effect

eating cheese and onion walkers

>>216726151
Soon. This is the final /brit/ thread

Me? Perpetually have a pooey bum, even when I step out the shower.

>>216726213
he said why rajesh

Noshing on some fast food chips

still baffled as to why my network is suddenly rangebanned

>>216726080
The South Island is nice. I lived in Christchurch but don't really want to live there again. The West Coast is sparsely populated, the people there are mostly British New Zealanders. With us owning outright I could just do casual work in my 6 month summers. Photography jobs. Do my painting. Do some painting and decorating work. Help out farmers. Grow some dope in the bush. Pick loads of magic mushrooms in autumn. It would be incredibly chill.

>>216726255
Due. To. Woke.

>>216726272
Dawn of the day of the revenge of the return of the night of the living dead

(8) Oh here we go slithering, here we go slithering and squelching on.
Oh ah ee oo, there's absolutely no strife,
Living the timeless life.(8)

:》

sucking a 'scendo

>>216726306
Considering his health issues he looks well. I hope he is okay.

read the standing orders

having dinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRjijn_aXQA

where’s gorpheus?

>>216726377
not much whats gorpheus with you

im pansexual

peter pan
peter piper
pickled pepper

>>216726391
:D

>>216726427
cast iron, stainless or non-stick?

>>216726427
I'm vansexual

>schedule features Missy Missdeminaur
I can't

Central heating always makes my nose dry :/

Spainlord.

what are some ways l can make money?

>>216726584
Meth lab

is everyone ok

>>216726467
found this footage of you as a child

>>216726608
ive been struggling with my menthol health

>>216726623
whats wrong umchicken x

>>216726617
why do you have videos of children saved

the raped nonce

>>216726608
no :(

They should forgo the controller for mouse and keyboard support, and it should run on Windows 11 so you can shitpost on 4chan or type an essay on Microsoft Word.

>>216726652
hi are you ok

>>216726657
bit cringe they don't let you have a street flag as well

Irish faggot at toil chastised me for not changing out of my work clothes before leaving. Officially changing my allegiance to Loyalism.

>>216726627
its just general dissatisfaction with life
not happy with my work
overweight and struggling to deal with it
lacking energy and depressed
im using too many drugs and i think im addicted
as ive been told on here i need to get a clue

>>216726691
dont worry umchicken x
you can achieve the life you want!

>>216726670
really is so annoying
feel really embarrassed that I doxxed it, literally mousey tier

ohhh
that a tired twilly quiche

>>216726702
ummy x

>>216726702
no poners

>>216726710
you posted it to the most passive freaks on the internet so you're fine
area mogs me hard though

>>216726706
thanks. im getting into art and its relieving my depression

>>216726725
what did he do

>>216726734
show us his slightly above average sized cock with slightly above average width

A house I really like is on sale.
I did an asda delivery to the next door neighbour yesterday. She has just moved in. Despite the dogshit in her yard and a litter box in the kitchen she seemed nice.
Anyway I saw the estate agent sign and looked it up.
It's only £100k.
Beautiful Victorian stone end terrace and it has a big garden space.
2 bed 1 bath and it has a cellar.
It would need a lot of work but it's liveable to my standards. I'm used to a hovel.
I've only got £10k to put down and my job instability would mean getting a mortgage would be unlikely.
With my inheritance from Mumberg I could easily afford it outright. She has offered capital in the past for me to get a home, but at that time I turned it down. However she is currently flush with cash from flipping a property with her rich husband.
I'll be seeing her at Christmas and my birthday in January.
I'm thinking of asking her for £100k to buy the house.

>>216726748
UM x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HIH-WcVdTY

>AI powered bot automatically throws up a wikipedia blurb informing you that the holocaust is real and 6 million jews were killed

>>216726734
posted my house

so nothing happened AGAIN

So Rorke passed away today

really hope pinkie has never had an abortion

i am twi

>>216726822
what the um

>>216726822
what the ummy

>Rorke

sour grapes

Jared Leto

BEST FRIENDS
UNTIL THE END OF TIME

>>216726725
just seen this but honestly it's a shithole and I hate living here

penetrating jenny hubbards prolapsed anus as the entire thread boos me and calls me a nonce

>>216726822
sorry
https://youtu.be/oI_kS7X5JZQ?t=11

>>216726940
what the actual fuck

right well that's whatever it is

>>216726945
yeah what 11 year old girl made this video about her favourite pony programme?

>>216726751
Get a real job you parasite

>>216726940
>a literal kids cartoon

*yawns*

just admit it and we can all move on without your cringey attempts at being edgy

What was it

>>216726965
kys

who pissed in this yank's cornflakes

sir queer farmer is on his way

>>216726978
his german step brother

>>216726798
So it seems

i'm NOT cute!!

raped paedo melty

>>216726993
kino chudda

>the raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TApmI8YtYhc
>the raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TApmI8YtYhc
>the raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TApmI8YtYhc

>>216727009
why are you blushing?

>>216727034
this is east ridings one

>>216727044
which one am i
be honest :£

>>216727034
she's literally me

>>216727061
rare or maybe dashy because you want to have sex with carlybender

>>216727069
never said that second part in my life
have said I wanna tie little pink ribbons on his small cock though

>>216726959
Thats nasty. I can't get a better job. I have no education, no GCSEs. My work history is patchy. And i'm not mentally capable of working a 9-5.
I'm going to get an inheritance either way, whether its when she is alive or after I have to pull the plug, as I have agreed to do because she asked.
She has offered before and I was worried I was being a parasite and that it would be unfair to my brothers. But now things have changed. I need a home that I own for life security and she can afford it.

>>216727082
ok well that is a little bit homosexual

getflags is just a fancy way of namefagging

>>216727101
me when getflag

>>216727093
UM x

might have some crumpets

>>216727129
yarn when 1 hour geek compilation

where guitarnadian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PogK5AeMyCo

japanese mousey doing the retard light up blocks face to this

Got the gay poo peng porn on

ohhh...

>>216727221
um

love this thread and I love drinking vodka

damn
you would init
init
don't lie

am ummypops x

>>216727221
Do they call them umagakis

>>216727264
Is that Miss Piggy

>>216727256
Cheers lad. The only good thread on int is brit because you guys make it good.

>>216727266
I have absolutely no idea

Love the Penglish
Hate wogs, bames, feminists, shekel grabbers
Not racist just don't like em simpul as

>>216727256
I'm not really enjoying it. Yank hours are an imitation of /brit/.

YAY :3

>>216727337
>overwatch
must be one of those painted nails e-boys you

>>216727366
played it since release just can't get away from it

>>216727366
close im a girl x

70 pounds in the account but I get paid tomorrow

>>216727436
not really on is it?

absolutely pissing down

>>216727452
no its not

uh oh! fun police woke up

>>216727455
is so

>>216727455
it is rorke
it is

>>216727452
yeah here as well

>>216727480
comfy

>>216727452
was raining literally all day here, just stopped

>>216727465
>>216727472
wish it was, it helps me sleep. i live in one of the wettest parts of the country and no rain rn.

>>216727264
didn't she admit to raping a bloke once

mental how it could be raining in glasgow but not in london, what a big country, wow

>>216727525
get the rain sounds on.

>>216727540
you can't rape a bloke as a woman
rape requires a penis

>>216727572
what if you wear a strapon
or use a finger

woah yall still here

is this a good boat guys i'm thinking year round in the archipelago

My life is so miserable and grim

>>216727619
Yeah same. Is what it is

20 places left in the world cup.
By Tuesday evening, that number will be 6.

Bloody fun if you ask me.

>Margot Robbie can do a 4 minute plank

surely you're not weaker than a little girl lads

We should abolish the monarchy and make Tony Blair President

>>216727619
neck yourself then

i NEED my dick sucked

>>216727704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2DUxzlksUs

>>216727669
core strength is good for the lower back, balance and such but it can also cause you hemorrhoids.
the high abdominal pressure pushes rectal blood vessels out of your anus.

Can't even imagine posting something here w/o getting my dick sucked in return

I run /Brit/. The /Brit/ headquarters is in Shrewsbury, Shropshire.

'

>>216727669
would lick her hemorrhoids

>>216727797
you will always be raped + peeking btw

>>216727797
AI is empowering pedophiles to generate moving pictures of whatever they want for free and it's basically impossible to stop it.
I'm just stating facts.

The very early morning is so peaceful and comfy.

by ordah of the peaky rapeders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfxmcCeE5YM&list=RDGfxmcCeE5YM&start_radio=1

Mental this playing hard to get bird just got a restraining order

*bunny hops sideways through the thread*

so hungry but im NOT ordering slop

>>216727975
get the menulog on

did somebody say menulog

>>216727985
>>216727992
menulog has closed, its over!

>>216727927
um hi umbunny x

>>216727997
get it installed you little runt

>>216727337
good job supportsissy heh

>>216728022
that's my smurf account actually. I'm almost Champion on my main

>>216728054
you're a nutcase

>>216727825
dont you have toil today? you should be asleep

>>216728067
didnt meant to send that

>>216728081
well as long as it was an accident then it's okay

the cheeky 18 minute samefag with the perfect opening for him to begin blogging about his life again is it

zinger burger box with 3 wicked wings large friez and gravy is calling to me rn

i am a wise man. a learned man. a thoughtful man. a racist man.

>>216728107
ktim

>>216728091
>eating kfc in the year of our lord 2011+14
are you a gay nigger or summat?

>>216728120
whats wrong with kfc its peng

>>216728127
would take maccas or even taco bell over kfc any day of the week if i'm honest

>horse game
change the channel marge!

cha cha cha

hello aussies :)

>>216728135
legit no point getting that goyslop when an aryan zinger box costs the same now

>>216728145
g'day cunt

can you stop saying... odd shit

>>216728154
kfc is blacky tier

rarity has such repressed lesbian vibes

>>216728154
i find kfc makes you feel sick because of how fatty it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPV676YeHNg
rorkes theme song

>>216728173
please get extraflags ><

>>216728173
shes a slut for human cock tho

>>216728194
+1

>>216728203
sad state of affairs in equestria when the girls are most comfortable admitting they're human cock only than admitting they're filly-foolers

>>216728194
why

>>216728242
we like you (if it's you that's always up late and linking insane videos)

>>216728265
who is 'we'

>>216728286
me and him (he's east ridings)

>>216728286
alright don't then!!!!

Haha

>>216728291
>>216728301
gay ahh bluds wanking over flags

i HATE gamers >: )

>>216728306
;_; ur a mean guy

>>216728170
is fried fish whitey tier

Haha very funny

highly doubt the evil brad elves are allowed

>>216728332
they're required

>>216728315
im sorry ummypops x

diddy bluds

>>216728350
s

/brit/ posters like to manipulate and post bradleys like this

i'm a nigger. i live in the hood.

Hilarious haha

incel general

just had a dream that I did such a smelly fart that it dispersed an entire crowd of people and then people actually complimented me on how impressive that was

whats this diddy blud doing on the calculator

How do you say you like poo in Gaelic?

Smoking a cig

>>216728499
this is cope

those slugs know they can't catch me

>>216728508
cope for what?

>>216728554
yer da's arse is on back to front

>>216728560
right

finished smoking my cig now back to my incel command centre

p diddler

poo nigger

>>216728652
unc still got it

hoi4 open on one monitor
cookie clicker on the other
wonder what it takes to get a proper tism diagnosis

>>216728681
you forgot the tranny hypno porn

would fuck a trannois any day of my life

pooing some wee out of my dick

Leeds University IP is banned from 4chan for a year

>>216728731
Arrogant students deserve it

early shift with the toilfu starts in an hour, I'm hoping she isn't still disappointed in me

>>216728731
what for

give me one good reason why I shouldn't go to bed right now

>>216728793
poo n

>>216728793
it's not sleeping time any more it's getting up and going to work time x

>>216728793
niggers could rape you in your sleep

>>216728895
i think youd like that

>>216728923
shut the fuck up you fucking terminal virgin

>>216728939
what the chinese fella said to the prostitute who complained about having to shag a terminal virgin

>>216728955
corr good kittington diss

>>216728962
king poo chicken

king poo chicken

In bed now, it chilly

chicken jockey

>>216729004
SCREAM

Comfy warm bed

thinking about our ange this morning

>>216729095
she looks like she fucks niggers

good day today

>>216729108
how the fuck so

>>216728998
>>216729087
i'm too and sweaty in bed even with the window open

eating dry weetbix

twerking my pathetic incel chud arse to the johnny test song

>>216729227
don't cough or it'll go everywhere

i feel my soul preparing for me to enter a new realm, one which most never leave

>>216729277
*whip cracks*

cat just hopped up on the bed to hold hands for a minute then off she fucked again

eating sawdust

Looking at a thread on X about how rich tourists from western countries and Russia paid large sums of money to go to Bosnia during the Bosnian war so they could kill people with sniper rifles.

corr just shagged a birds arse. absolutely boglehardted her fanoid to oblivion

>>216729391
are you white

>>216729358
bloody hell

now thats what i call rancidization

>>216729346
this happened in ukraine and palestine too
little rambo wannabes angry they can't kill people in their home countries

>>216729391
>he lied, early in the morning
>in reality he had a very shameful wank, in his incelroom, alone

>>216729417
As soldiers for pay or rich people paying to go kill people? Looking at a news story about Sarajevo sniper tours, it might be an urban myth.

big of day doing nowt eating cold pizza and drinking £7 malbec ahead for me

who's the commanding officer here

>>216729496
colonel kurtz

need to wish my sister a happy birthday then have a shower

You know I get money you knowwwwwwwww

>>216729600
sc

By age 25 you really need to wrap up:
- doing cocaine
- smoking cigarettes
- having roommates
- skipping the gym
- living at home with your parents
- that dead-end relationship
- lying
- having more than 4 friends

>>216729707
>>216729707
Concrete do be growing. They finally cracked how roman concrete worked like last year and the answer was that little veins of limestone were getting wet and then filling in the missing or broken parts and reinforcing it any time it got wet.

I have started going mad. Also known as nuts.

I’m getting cooked on Twitter even though historically I’m speaking absolute facts

>>216729766
historically speaking, you're a drippy twat

>>216729697
lying is imperative to the human condition

novw
>>216729972
>>216729972
>>216729972