Thread 216724448

I want to be a woman edition

NIGGER

Many such cases

>>216724448 (OP)
Alri sacked tranny

>>216724448 (OP)
hol up, that bitch looks like Madeline Mccain!

boing boing boing boing boing boing

>>216724448 (OP)
>////<

>>216724344
>>216724344
>>216724344
fuck the tranny thread

I want to start up a faux-pharmacy and sell Chinese TCM herbal gacha boner pills. also you cant buy any specific box you have to roll for them and there are rarities (this is probably illegal unfortunately)
maybe I will just go sell them to Gps/doctors

OK AI is it legal to sell OTC medication pulls to people where the product (of a specific type) they get is random

>>216724528
>maybe I will just go sell them to Gps/doctors
why would they buy chinky junk?

there are... what?

Pretty sure they're going to try and send us to die in Ukraine soon

>>216724448 (OP)
Based edition

>>216724554
being a doctor doesnt mean you dont have monkey brain and dont see shiny box and buy (and eat the pills)

>>216724524
Aye there's a few Calderdale lads on here that I've spoken to over the years
It's a bit of a shithole in some areas but some places are utterly lush

Just got a new flag

>>216724569
I'll poo myself and come across retarded
Get my willy out and do a tim-tier spaff

>>216724511
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762153749915681.webm

jadestone Hào dòu de rock-hard femtulpa splatterer cock X

10 minutes until we're banned forever and the last /brit/ is trans inclusive. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

Would love to be a woman
Not a tranny though, I accept that transitioning would never fulfil that desire and that it's just something I can never truly change like eye colour or height

>>216724598
it really was a tiny bit of cum

>>216724569
Bit ridiculous that, would be terrible for the government.

>>216724605
>10 minutes until we're banned forever
wait what? wtf happened?

>>216724635
sir lip balmer

>>216724611
if you were a woman would you like a nice tidy innie minge or a one with big meaty ham flaps?

boner pills package should be a muscle guy with a muscle guy splatting out of his body both with spread arms and a third guy is splattering out of the second guy raping the first with all the blood coming down on him while a succubus is sitting on the third guys face with her asshole and getting her pussy licked by the second and the first guy is punching her head in to explosion in one punch with lots of brimstone around them on one side, and a dolphin riding a horse on the other side

>>216724597
yeah?

Would be really funny if every UK flag pretended to be banned and stopped posting at midnight and convince everyone on the board that it really happened

Can't believe I'm posting in the last ever /brit/

>>216724649
Politely, shut your bitch ass up

boner pills meteorite raining diamonds into a guys asshole and hes ejaculating diamonds into a cube of titanium in a hydraulic press which has a dick-sized hole in it which is dripping molten lava

>>216724670
we tried to do that last time but, retards blew their cover like 2 minutes later

how many of the non union jacks ITT, are you just vpn bongs in disguise?

which is dripping molten lava out of its cube pussy and on the other side is a lesbian animorphing into a normal woman animorphing into a lesbian pulling an an aheadio face at a tree trunk behind the guys back

>>216724693
anyone who can banter with us is a Bong on the inside (and probably a VPNfag)

janny turning a blind eye to this

There are five /brit/ threads up on the whole board at the moment truly going out with a bang. This is like how people thought the world would end in 2000 but it's actually real now. Five minutes left...
>>216724693
diaspora me

wolf dressed like marfa the dog getting raped by a bear surrounded by pregnant boiwolves

NOTHING

EVER

HAPPENS

>>216724578
One of my great grandfathers was from Haworth. I'm 3/8ths Yorkshire. 5/8ths Lancashire. A Pennines lad.
For when I die my current plan is for my ashes to be spread at the top of Pendle Hill in a Westerly wind to spread across Lancashire and Yorkshire.

boner pill packaging of American Psycho guy dropping the chainsaw down stairs but one pill inside is where the chainsaw would go and on the other side of the box there is a prostitute getting split in half by a cock

sir tub thumper

Going to bed and I'll see you all tomorrow

Phoebe, aged 13, was last seen in Toronto, about 2pm yesterday Wednesday,12 November 2025.

>>216724740
minger

>>216724738
Goodnight and good luck.

3 minutes (i can't be bothered to do this, we already did it once)

>>216724694
>>216724718
>>216724735
ms paint down?

>>216724740
One day they'll catch you, considering how brazen you are gloating about your various kidnaps on here

>>216724738
gn

It looms...

post more cuties

Why are you lads still up then?

What was that site we used when 4chan was down?

>>216724740
at least kidnap brown "people" bruce

>>216724768
They wouldn't do it til the work day begins anyhow

>>216724778
soyjak party

Where are we going when we're banned then lads? Quickly!

It's over.

Hello?

um

was a big week in Pokemon Go apparently. FUCK

still here

we lost

Oh my God... they're all gone... that's it then... the final /birt/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRYmVb33VU0

50 people used to post here. Now it's a ghosttown.

Feels like the Titanic. Standing on board waiting to die.

>>216724768
Thought this was put on hold due to the court case
>>216724788
As if that also wouldn't be blocked
Shit there makes 4chan look normie

Oh no ban?
Well, all that stuff I said about you being a bunch of rotten cunts, I mean, that was just bants, you know

OK it didnt automatically get blocked
maybe I will see you in the morning. I do still have to smoke again though

last for walt disney

What do you say to him then?

Am I going mad? It's as if I can still hear their spirits wandering this deserted board. Like they're still all here with us...

Don't refresh the page lads

>>216724788
hopefully it wont come to that, but it wasnt too bad.

last for Walt Disney !!
im voting for Walt Disney

Did Spain nonce actually move to avoid the 4chan block? What a sad case

I actually dislike people the United Kingdom and Ireland, I remembered.

woawwww !!

>sharty
ah yes the site riddled with paedos and spyware

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of /brit/!

Building an igloo is something on my bucket list

Now that we're still here we can crack on with our illegal discussions now yeah?

the spot in my ear is acting up right at bedtime again

back from walk and reading. now shower, coffee and more studying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-t5c1jQp7U&list=OLAK5uy_kBe_6_sF6DNNToASRQCjGD_rKAQoRGVoA&index=2

this is an SOS distress call from the /int/ general /brit/
the posters are dead, killed by a OSA leak
the only survivors are anon, who was banned during the disaster, and mousenonce who was safely posting in the old thread
revived 3 days later anon's only companions are a life form who evolved from mousenonce and janny, a hologram simulation of the man who banned him
I am OP, the creator of this thread with an IQ of 6000 - the same IQ as 6,000 johnny foreigners

>>216724885
What's the best way to prostitute illegally trafficked Romanians?
Just let them get on with it or keep a close eye

Reports of raging shouts emanating from the starmerbunker as the prime minister is berating his staff for the plan not going ahead on time.

'RORKE, I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU TO BAN THE WEBSITE AT MIDNIGHT, IT'S BEEN SEVEN MINUTES WHY IS IT STILL UP'

>>216724846
you cannot post the mice

>>216724913
mental how you thought this was funny

>>216724917
grim gimmick grim person

>>216724933
fomyeg

>>216724926
I'll think about what I've done for a bit
>>216724903
kek

Did nothing happen yet again for the 300rd time? Did it yeah? Did nothing happen exactly like anyone with an IQ above 70 could have predicted yeah?

grim person

>>216724933
dw I wasn’t being serious x

I can post the fodenbunnies

just two more days of toil till i have 29 more years of toil to go

need a bf (female)

I can post the mice

janny mate, go easy on him, please

>>216724995
if you reported the posts then you are a bitch and the antithesis of 4chan

>>216725006
I always report things that are against the rules and you should too.

>>216725016
um

cancer

>>216725023
Explain to me how that is announcing a report?

*starts elbowing you*
you know? haha, you know?

>>216725016
you are the cancer killing this site
imageboard where you cant post images. the absolute state of you - I bet your father is proud; every day a disappointment. fuck you
P.S. YWNBAJ and you wont be allowed to post the cancer shit that you post for much longer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDuMCIrzx5E&list=OLAK5uy_kBe_6_sF6DNNToASRQCjGD_rKAQoRGVoA&index=4

>>216725006
FOY MEG

An Iranianman, an Iraqiman, an Egyptianman, two Syrianmen and two British Nationals™ walk into a bar

>>216725040
the raped

>>216725035
It's announcing multiple

YWNBAJ and youre cancer

Critical meltdown in progress
Please retreat to a safe distance

meatballs for breakfast

Dunno which posts are mousenonce and which ones are people arguing with him

>>216725052
haha I get it

>>216725062
do not engage with that fucking faggot
he is just trying to get a rise out of you (by reporting posts and announcing it) and arguments go nowhere. its like what Hitler said about the Jews - he lost an argument earlier in the week and has come back to go do it again. there is nothing to gain by talking to him; just report the posts and move on

>>216725062
A sensible janny looks at that post and agrees with me. Get fucked you nonce.

>>216725006
I did not report the mouse but I know that janny will leak and delete it anyway

>>216725067
Quiet fool

(I know you already replied) at the end of the day you are going on 4chan and reporting posts and announcing it. youre the snitch kid from the cartoon show. when you die you will have to go explain to god why you did that

A house I really like is on sale.
I did an asda delivery to the next door neighbour yesterday. She has just moved in. Despite the dogshit in her yard and a litter box in the kitchen she seemed nice.
Anyway I saw the estate agent sign and looked it up.
It's only £100k.
Beautiful Victorian stone end terrace and it has a big garden space.
2 bed 1 bath and it has a cellar.
It would need a lot of work but it's liveable to my standards. I'm used to a hovel.
I've only got £10k to put down and my job instability would mean getting a mortgage would be unlikely.
With my inheritance from Mumberg I could easily afford it outright. She has offered capital in the past for me to get a home, but at that time I turned it down. However she is currently flush with cash from flipping a property with her rich husband.
I'll be seeing her at Christmas and my birthday in January.
I'm thinking of asking her for £100k to buy the house.

Sorry for the blogpost.
But what do you reckon lads?
Should I ask for money now? or wait for the full inheritance and buy a farm when mum and dad are gone.

>>216725088
*chuckles softly*
I've been here long before you and I'll be here long after you so pipe down pipsqueak. You're just going to have to deal with it.

>>216725078
just meatballs?
nothing else
questionmark exclamationmark

>>216725108
meltdown

>>216724448 (OP)
I want to be [inside] a woman

>>216724919
Fake news

you are the cancer killing this website

>>216725108
Cartoons are for children so I do not know what character you are talking about. Oh and this is still engagement for my post so thank you for the attention :)

>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].
>Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.
err what the fuck
this was fine literally a minute ago, what

>>216725016
based i love reporting posts and seeing them removed i will happily ban evade just so i can continue to report rule breaking posts

>>216725087
barman says
>her bedroom's upstairs lads

>>216725134
Ya gotta pay per post now

>>216725131
YWNBAJ and daily reminder that you dont matter. go get a job Mr. "future US Marine" faggot

>>216724979
I wonder what she smells like

>>216725135
Careful now lad, some mongs here will think you are announcing a report. Keep up the good work anyway!

caberge

>>216725054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBRMUWs8ij4&list=OLAK5uy_kBe_6_sF6DNNToASRQCjGD_rKAQoRGVoA&index=17

refuse to believe people still play world of warshaft in 2026

>>216725135
Ktim

wow 3x 3* sparks (or maybe on both legacies that) in speed gets you 600 speed with no training

>>216725134
This usually happens when you're on mobile data

>>216724948
What do you mean? It happened, they were banned. All that can be heard now are the echoes of those who once posted here.

>>216725162
fuck off mousenonce

cum

>>216725162
really don't understand how uma works

>>216725157
Me? Easy. Hoi4 and eu5.

>>216725180
>

>>216724995
>>216725016
>>216725035
>>216725093


you should get banned from reporting people and banned for making these posts in the future :)

goodnight

cock

>>216725192
FOMYEG

the cnacer that is killing 4chan just replied to me again for the third time on an avatarflag

this government cant do any fucking thing right can they

>goodnight
I accept your concession.

Imagine Emma Watson having a bad case of diarrhea all over your face. What a mess!

>>216725209
Shut the fuck up nigga

>>216725213
Depressed dude face

BTW other anon he got BTFO in a debate about whether he should be allowed in multiple ways and left with his tail between his legs, coming back today to do this

>>216725213
That’s a bloke.

wee melty

odds either london calling or exile on main st
evens abbey road

BTW other anon thats why he says the same thing over and over again - its because hes low IQ. polshits can NOT argue. theyre are useless

mousetimmy attention seeking meltdown LOL

the whole shebang

why has Al Murray been having an endless twitter meltdown
what set him off

thinking about rape

I was hoping that 4chan would get banned so I didnt have to say it, but (with that brigade post before) its mental how I went up against the entire discuck group of raiders and won. its almost like they are 2/5ths a person :)

>>216725170
i know, i'm not on mobile data though

>>216725271
meds

>>216725271
>I was hoping that 4chan would get banned so I didnt have to say it
many ppl would be v sad if we couldnt see you anymore :(

mental how the entire group of people lost (to me)
i would really step back and reconsider your strats. you are so fucking useless

>>216725262
whats your victim of choice
like if youre in a sweet shop and you get to pick
except the sweets are females
which sweet do you target and why

Remember to report BE flag

giving it a tug

>>216725192
I didn't even report your mouse wtf
You are literally accusing me of something I never did you need to chill out

>>216725283
unlike britpol posters whos dads wouldnt even care if their sons slit their wrists and would probably be relieved because they spend all of their days copy-pasting phrases and minimodding 4chan as bait

>>216725302
True...
you are loved sir, don't ever forget that!

boats

reminder to the other anon (not the subject) that he is like the Jews with arguing, and he will come back tomorrow as if it never happened to go do the exact same things, because he does not understand or respond well to using language

the quality of this website has decreased in recent years

Miss when mousenonce would get banned like 10 times a day

NIGGERS!

luh mousetimmy melty xx

>>216725330
stop that

another dogshit zinger

>>216725262
>>216725182
>>216725198
>>216725330
>>216725341

just seen a tranny willy

>>216725347
shut the fuck up you 3/5ths a person retard
have some pride and at least fight back against the programming you went through from 4chan

mouseGOD won

id suck it

another shameless self promotion

What age is wearing a flat cap acceptable?

thinking about your mom

>>216725365
>

>>216725330
>>216725347
>>216725351

>>216725369
silly timmy xx

>>216725369
>the programming you went through from 4chan
what was this programming then

Imagine licking her anus.

>>216725351
HOLY

>>216725381
if you're unsure, that means you're too young

>>216725398
no

you got raped by 4chan and need to go find a way to get back your life somehow
the wannabe-anything looking for power faggot anon needs to go take risks and his life is screaming out for adventure as he reaches his later life and hasnt done a lot

The JF's are invading us at our weakest point, picking at the bones of a dying general

>>216725365
all me

>>216725418
>the wannabe-anything looking for power faggot anon
difficult to read.

Might get raped

>>216725416
>>216725435
The raped

>>216725351
sex

So it was a nothing burger

one of the freaks goes mental (has a "meltdown") from a mouse image posted
another freaking out (although his entire life is one supermassive freakout) at the mention of games, and his BE flag buck broken fag crying for the same reason

go get some agency in your life you little man. PLEASE

>>216725452
big fan of this

>>216725465
blog on

>>216725453
ok?

>>216725475
bet your father is proud of you, faggot

>>216725413
Probably correct.
I'm 33. My hair has a touch of grey, my hairline is ok but has receded a bit. I'm working class. But I do have a boyish face.
Yeah i'm not ready yet. Maybe another decade. Hopefully that awful Peaky Blinders will be forgotten by then.

>>216725485
away and play your wee gay pony game and fuck off

I’m a door to door poo salesman, but nobody’s interested in buying any poo.

gochi RADAR has become goldie MISSILE!

>>216725351
what happened

Oh so mousey is having a melty because he was hoping 4chan would be blocked because he can’t stop wasting his life here

>>216725492
always pushing away or avoiding your problems and personal development. your life is very sad, I feel sorry for you

>>216725497
poo harvester

sniff

why are the botnet poster(s) replying to deleted filtered posts

thread full of fat losers and dumb fuck ups.

and then theres me

best part about witnessing his meltdowns is to imagine him saying all this mental bollox in his thick glasgow ned accent, makes it 10x funnier

>>216725529
because their mum doesnt love them

>>216725532
The raped

>>216725519
melty

>>216725543
the filtered.

thanks for participating in the discussion, idiot

>>216725532
the man who was raped

when you are on your deathbed you are going to regret not leaving 4chan to go outside and have an adventure before you get old. that is the only thing I will say to you from the heart

>>216725553
Seething

cant you lot of attention seeking cretins keep your bickering on your discord channels
thanks

Remembering that time I was near Glasgow Central and found out mousenonce was 5 minutes away from me so decided to run down there hoping to batter him and ended up chasing him down the platform at Glasgow Central only for him to jump on a train and it pull away as he mocked me from the window

>>216725351
DAMN

>>216725553
You will always be raped and peeking

paid the lecky bill £33 quid for a month

instead of name calling perhaps go on a diet. but wait that would requiring you peeling yourself away from the screen (the only social interaction you get, ever.)

lol?

>>216725562
>when you are on your deathbed you are going to regret not leaving 4chan to go outside
you are the most addicted poster in the history of /brit/

>that is the only thing I will say
I wish but you have wasted a staggering amount of your life here, hours and hours tonight alone and you will probably be up all night looking for attention from us

Reminder that the real MN used to boast about living in a caravan in his parents garden in Glasgow

>no u
your loss not mine. your shit life

Personally I love when the thread devolves into schizos shitflinging

>>216725562
its nearly 1 in the morning
what adventures can be had at this hour?
being a peeping tom

>>216725608
THE RAPED

>>216725562
sir hadish kebatu said this

>>216725620
ah good shout, alright guys logging off for the night cya

>gingerpedo melty
The raped one is seething.

Will be buying a used car tomorrow
A 2016 honda civic
Thoughts?

poop

daily reminder he lives with his parents and sleeps in a caravan down the driveway

switch up the vpn real quick pathetic fucking loser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEhis4L4ohY
wow old MDJ

where’s gorpheus?

niggers tongue my anus

based

>>216725647
thats not mousey
it's well established mousey lives in hamilton and that gaff is in glasgow

here's Vinnie

>>216725643
probably better than my 2006 Toyota Corolla

BTW other anon them saying that I spend a lot of time here their friend (or them, samefagging) spends 15+ hours a day every day posting his shit to the thread that has him filtered, getting 0 replies and basically copy-pasting like a markov bot some bix nood into the thread because the blacks upstairs are fucking and hes having another personality-meltalbreakdown

>>216725691
I saw him outside Hamilton Asda picking up fag douts

shes so fit
I saw someone who looked like that the other day and it mightve actually been her. with the boner

>>216725699
we haven't seen vinbobs in a while

shes so fit

might invent a computer

>>216725736
he and his new sister Gladys have been getting along swimmingly

>>216725729
I once heard rustling near the bin stores outside the flats and when I went to investigate with my torch I shined the light on him and he hissed at me then scurried off

>>216725753
Looks not even half alive here

>>216725753
sloshed

Yanks can be trusted with guns but not kinder surprises lmao

Just scared a fox by accident and now I feel awful

>>216725532
William Cowpatty (poo)

Thinking about going halves on a New Zealand holiday home with my brother who lives out there.
I'd use it for 6 months on alternating years.
Bro would get it for 6 months on alternating years.
Rent it out the rest of the time.
£75k.

>>216725691
Is it established he lives in Hamilton?

>>216725859
I just bought it haha waheey

Muslims literally cope so hard ffs i’ve never seen such a spergy religion in my life

>>216725801
foxes are skittish, dont worry about it. not like you shot it.

>>216725876
my muzzie colleagues are madly jealous of my powerful anglo-saxon beard genetics and it cracks me up.

>>216725867
forgot to post the link

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/property/residential/sale/west-coast/buller/hector/listing/5305450566

its nice isnt it

goodnight forum
maybe see you in the morning. much to think about if not. I will be playing horsegame

>>216725911
G'night

yallah

>>216725859
I'll come and shag you in your sleep... or maybe your brother (50/50 chance)

>>216725946
gay freak
id end your life if you tried it

and also you are all so needy to go call literally anything the most dusting thing you have ever heard, if you dont like the person, like with pissbottles, a 4chan/gamer staple - this, the same, with anything else that you think might be a "happening" but because your life is so grim with that. but with putting men (who pay games) down, saying "Timmy" 200 times a day, I hope that you eventually find some pussy bro (not). I hope she reads this and fucks you though when you go around calling people Timmy, incels, and whatever else you want to betray yourself and go say you fag

>>216725986
sybau

disappointed in you lads
usually the night crew are much nicer and more pleasant than day time threads
but this one has just been nasty

>>216725979
well that's not very hobbit-like

So if chips are french fries, and crisps are potato chips, then what are fries?

>>216726001
I'm sound

>>216724344
>>216724344
>>216724344

>>216726007
I'm an Englishman, not a hobbit.

>>216726030
Fast food chips

>>216724471
>tranny being physically stronger than the chud
not with estrogen he ain't

>>216726030
frites