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Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732736 [Report]
/brit/
brum edition
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732756 [Report] >>216732774 >>216732778 >>216732827
>>216732690
would men and women enter relationships if they didn't have sex and understood they never would?

no
Anonymous Australia No.216732774 [Report] >>216732792 >>216732796 >>216732846 >>216732850 >>216733700
>>216732756
asexual gf and i have been together over a year and never had sex once
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732778 [Report]
>>216732756
Some do
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732792 [Report]
>>216732774
Poo screaming
Anonymous New Zealand No.216732796 [Report]
>>216732774
thats cute desu. I think i'd be down for that. Maybe i'd want to get some head or a handy on special occasions tho
Anonymous Australia No.216732822 [Report] >>216732849
tugging my little green willy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732827 [Report]
>>216732756
you can't just say "men and women" when you mean "I", mate
also why does it have to be "just sex" or "never would"? is there really nothing else to you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732846 [Report] >>216732939
>>216732774
You still kiss and cuddle?
Presumably you still tug your little green willy to pornographic materials, is she okay with that?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732848 [Report]
off for a sand paper wank
Anonymous United States No.216732849 [Report]
>>216732822
why is it green exactly
Anonymous France No.216732850 [Report]
>>216732774
Sounds pretty comfy desu I don't care much for sex but I would like a gf to hang out with. Basically just a friend you can have intimate moments with.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732862 [Report]
just been given a serious rogering
Anonymous New Zealand No.216732869 [Report]
I dont enjoy intercourse really, i'd like a gf who is open to only giving each other oral and finger stuff
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732870 [Report]
filling done
micro gimmique fin
x
Anonymous Australia No.216732871 [Report] >>216732886
Got one of my prostitute friends pregnant too but thankfully she miscarried
Thank God for crystal meth
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732886 [Report]
>>216732871
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732906 [Report] >>216732953
getting the kettle on
anyone fancy a brewstein?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732913 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732939 [Report]
>>216732846
would be grim if she didnt want sex but also forbade wanking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732951 [Report]
What sort of mental illness is it when a person goes on to an anonymous image board and pretends he had sex with 9 (nine) women?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732953 [Report]
>>216732906
Got one already ta tho lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732955 [Report] >>216732986
How can I resolve hip pain caused by too much sitting in a desk job?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732962 [Report] >>216732977
today`s

Pocket Monster of the

Day
Is ..

Meowth !!
that`s right !!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732977 [Report] >>216732990 >>216732996 >>216732997 >>216733151
>>216732962
mental how he learned to talk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732983 [Report]
asexual gf who denies sex but lets you finish on her face whenever while she plays animal crossing or whatever it is those lot do
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732985 [Report] >>216733017 >>216733816
https://youtu.be/t67CJzu_MxE

Alcoholic wonders why he has chronic heartburn before proceeding to take a shot of undiluted apple cider vinegar
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732986 [Report]
>>216732955
do a gay porn stretch
Anonymous New Zealand No.216732990 [Report]
>>216732977
she sells sea shells by the sea shore
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732996 [Report]
>>216732977
Meowth was always actually the boy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216732997 [Report] >>216733079
>>216732977
me when I walk past the single African grey parrot in the garden centre
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733013 [Report]
ffs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733017 [Report] >>216733178
>>216732985
buy an ad
Anonymous Australia No.216733021 [Report] >>216733065 >>216733087
i'm a 30 year old virgin
Anonymous Australia No.216733030 [Report]
any watch Cheez TV in the morning when you were a kid Auschads in?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733032 [Report] >>216733071
Oh /brit/, you don't know how happy I am to see you! You survived the night!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733046 [Report] >>216733150
get the bloody 'tex posted
Anonymous Ethiopia No.216733050 [Report] >>216733086 >>216733184 >>216733200 >>216733212
Glp1 drugs were a mistake
Anonymous Netherlands No.216733058 [Report]
horrific betrayal
Anonymous Ireland No.216733065 [Report]
>>216733021
ktim, fancy a bumming?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733071 [Report]
>>216733032
me when I'm on The Traitors
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733079 [Report] >>216733168
>>216732997
I've got one of those
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733081 [Report] >>216733100
Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome.
(TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,
SOME people smell it and some people don't.
I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.
I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)
I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant
if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.
I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded.
I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet.
Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability.
I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733086 [Report] >>216733200 >>216733408
>>216733050
ah yes, body positivity is great until you're no longer a fat cunt
Anonymous France No.216733087 [Report]
>>216733021
You're in good company
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733098 [Report]
It may not be for you
But it is for me
Anonymous Ethiopia No.216733100 [Report]
>>216733081
Knew a guy with fecal body odor.
Anonymous United States No.216733125 [Report]
fancy a bit of rape
Anonymous Switzerland No.216733131 [Report]
just learned about racism. feel sick
Anonymous Australia No.216733150 [Report] >>216733420
>>216733046
that looks fucking stupid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733151 [Report] >>216733163
>>216732977
It`s Canon !!

Pocket Monsters
can
Speak since

Generation 1
games !!
Anonymous Australia No.216733156 [Report] >>216733174
I would have made a great husband, it's a shame women are such worthless dogs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733163 [Report] >>216733185 >>216733201
>>216733151
No mouse that's the copycat!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733167 [Report] >>216733202 >>216733227 >>216733433
Car insurance: £470
Home insurance: £125
Bike insurance: £90

Who benefits from this?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733168 [Report] >>216733335
>>216733079
Does it say inappropriate stuff like nigger?
What's his top catchphrases?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733169 [Report] >>216733468
was worried about my catberg because i hadn't seen him for a whole day, but he was just asleep in a different room
Anonymous Australia No.216733174 [Report] >>216733278
>>216733156
you can be my house husband
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733177 [Report] >>216733215
what is it in our body that makes poo the way it is, no matter what we eat it always comes out brown and sticky
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733178 [Report] >>216733195
>>216733017
Why would I do that when I can post for free?
Anonymous Australia No.216733184 [Report]
>>216733050
Looks a lot like my druggie bogan deadbabymomma
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733185 [Report] >>216733201 >>216733213
>>216733163
No ..

Copycat Is the girl
above the

Doduo .. The Pocket Monster
is a Real
Pocket Monster !!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733195 [Report] >>216733220
>>216733178
advertising or begging in posts is against the rules
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733200 [Report]
>>216733050
>>216733086
Wasn't her entire gimmick being fat and frumpy? How's she going to maintain a career now?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733201 [Report]
>>216733163
>>216733185
Mousey's right here
Anonymous Ethiopia No.216733202 [Report]
>>216733167
You. By having peace of mind
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733212 [Report]
>>216733050
0 sex appeal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733213 [Report]
>>216733185
it seems I am wrong
I concede to you that it is actually canon
well played
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733215 [Report]
>>216733177
dead red blood cells
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733220 [Report] >>216733243
>>216733195
I'm neither advertising nor begging, just posting about one facet of British culture
This is the British culture general after all
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733227 [Report] >>216733286 >>216733325
>>216733167
>Housing benefits: £1,600
>PIP: £800
>Motability: £470
>UC: £600
Me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733243 [Report] >>216733288 >>216733305
>>216733220
trolling outside of /b/ won't help either
you're posting links to an off-topic youtube channel unsolicited
this is your last reply
Anonymous Australia No.216733278 [Report]
>>216733174
as long as you make me lunch for work and dinner
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733281 [Report]
j
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733286 [Report] >>216733307
>>216733227
it lush
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733288 [Report]
>>216733243
it not right
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733302 [Report] >>216733310
avatar use
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733305 [Report]
>>216733243
>off-topic
Not in the slightest
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733306 [Report]
glod
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733307 [Report]
>>216733286
trip on sacked tranny
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733310 [Report]
>>216733302
ywnbaj
Anonymous Australia No.216733321 [Report] >>216733362
being a kid is thinking frieza was the best villain
being a teen is believing cell was the best villain
growing up into an adult you realize kid but just makes more sense
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733325 [Report]
>>216733227
Housing benefit is a fucking mad one.
They sold off all the council houses for a pittance just to end up paying billions to subsidise the private rental sector.
The biggest thing they could do to lower rents would just be to bin off any and all forms of housing bennies.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733335 [Report] >>216733414
>>216733168
All the time
His current favourite is shouting woop woop like that lobster from Futurama, and until recently it was "biiiiiiiird niggerniggernigger"
To be fair probably 80% of the stuff he says is rude or swear words
Anonymous Italy No.216733336 [Report] >>216733349
from the official britonnic racial theorist pov where does italy stands between -absolute german ubermansk (100000 race points) to-comfortable mid-tier wagie- to absolute genetic garbage? Please quantify
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733339 [Report]
VANTABLACK
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733348 [Report]
Just went back to PCposting after years of phoneposting and the difference is staggering. Why on earth did I stop using the PC for this?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733349 [Report]
>>216733336
we like italy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733356 [Report] >>216733404
In the future it will be important when selecting a spouse to view photographs of them spanning back from childhood all the way up to the present day, documenting that they lived their entire life as a thin / fit person.

You won't be able to take it for granted that just because the person you are seeing is thin and fit right now that that's really who they are. It could be Ozempic. You could be speaking with a fat woman inside a thin person's body. She might be a morbidly obese woman for all you know.

It's not enough that a person be thin. I have to know that I'm not speaking to someone who has ever been fat. I require my future wife to have the intellect to have never permitted herself to become obese.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733362 [Report] >>216733421
>>216733321
Personally I think the frieza and Saiyan sagas are the best. Cell and buu sagas just don't hit the same.
Anonymous United States No.216733363 [Report]
I want to smell Emma Watson’s pooey farts.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733372 [Report] >>216733397 >>216733445
literally no reason to own a desktop PC in this day and age when phones, consoles, laptops and tablets exist. if you still own a pc i WILL assume you're a nonce who needs the extra hard drive space
Anonymous New Zealand No.216733373 [Report]
me whenever one of my coworkers feels bad about what a lonely freak I am and tries to reach out to me
Anonymous Chile No.216733383 [Report]
at the end of the day he would have worked all his life if he wasn't a bit smelly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733397 [Report]
>>216733372
nah youre just a runt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733402 [Report]
based nword
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733404 [Report] >>216733474 >>216733499
>>216733356
You could say the same thing about blokes. A well judged test dose and a bit of hard work can give you a solid fake natty fizeek
Also you can tell a GLP-1 body, they look a bit saggy and have pancake tits.
Anonymous France No.216733408 [Report]
>>216733086
Mad how this whole body positivity movement collapsed the second there was an easy way for tubbies to lose weight. Really gets the nog' in a jog
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733414 [Report]
>>216733335
Haha, the Dr zoidberg woop woop is class tbf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733420 [Report]
>>216733150
hs?
Anonymous Australia No.216733421 [Report]
>>216733362
agreed, but only if we're talking in terms of the entire saga and not just the main villain. Kid but being a chaotic little cunt rocking up up to the planet of the kais and not starting a fight, but just starts beating his chest and making monkey noises to assert his authority is KINO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733429 [Report] >>216733481
mental how clever and articulate carl sargon is
Anonymous United States No.216733433 [Report]
>>216733167
you nosy guy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733434 [Report]
SeasideMark can speak Arabic fluently. He keeps that one tucked firmly under his hat. When the Work Coach comes sniffing around he plays the fool. He doesn't want to get remote work as a translator.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733439 [Report] >>216733527
Getting a council house really is like winning the lottery

I met a girl who's currently enjoying a three bed in Hammersmith with her sister for £1200/month
The reason? Her mum lived there before and they "inherited" the tenancy
Both in full time employment btw, she's on 38k

So she's getting subsidised to the tune of probably about £15,000 a year just because her mum was poor
Anonymous France No.216733445 [Report] >>216733464
>>216733372
I get no pussy, I NEED the gaming PC eith an overpriced graphics card and LEDs to play my map games aka mappies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733462 [Report] >>216733491
is EW posting?
I have that cunt filtered but I've noticed whenever somebody mentions seaside mark he comes crawling out of his little runt hole
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733464 [Report] >>216733712
>>216733445
ktim. How are you enjoying EU5 lad?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733468 [Report]
>>216733169
cats love doing that lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733474 [Report]
>>216733404
>Also you can tell a GLP-1 body, they look a bit saggy and have pancake tits.
Shagged a girl way back when who was a bit weighty, decent fun
Met up with her again this year and she'd dropped a bunch of weight, her tits were like bags of sand
Suspect she'd been on the 'pic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733481 [Report]
>>216733429
Mental how he'll never get taken seriously because of his Warhammer-tier moniker.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733491 [Report]
>>216733462
Sacked Tranny has some proper dead giveaways when he's posting without a trip
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733499 [Report]
>>216733404
>You could say the same thing about blokes. A well judged test dose and a bit of hard work can give you a solid fake natty fizeek

I'd be on board with women doing that, verifying that her man looks the way he does because of his genes. In reality though they never do. I know lads who most assuredly would not be with their current gfs / wives if they hadn't run gear.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733500 [Report] >>216733549
crypto is so fucking dead
just want my portfolio to make back 50% of what i put in and I'll be happy but I'll be lucky to even get that ever again
Anonymous Australia No.216733520 [Report] >>216733542
when i'm drunk i'm happy. when i'm sober i want to kill myself. now I understand my father's alcoholism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733527 [Report]
>>216733439
her and everyone who washes up on a dinghy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733535 [Report]
kier starmer! we coming for you nigga!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733542 [Report]
>>216733520
I'm the opposite.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733549 [Report]
>>216733500
he bought at the top oh no
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733555 [Report] >>216733629 >>216733643
What part of being on Ozempic results in the so called Ozempic body?
Is it just losing the weight too fast or is it something to do with the actual chemicals in it?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733556 [Report] >>216733575 >>216733583 >>216733588 >>216733681
So who's replacing Starmer then lads?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733575 [Report] >>216733619
>>216733556
spaino
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733583 [Report] >>216733619
>>216733556
mousenonce
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733588 [Report] >>216733619
>>216733556
Starmest
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733607 [Report] >>216733792
>Scottish government aiming to issue first bonds in 2026-27
>Scottish ministers want to use the bonds to raise money from investors to fund infransturcture projects
Oh look, another thing the SNPs are going to spaff up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733612 [Report] >>216733626
still howl thinking about how mousey kept posting his bomb design
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733619 [Report]
>>216733575
>>216733583
>>216733588
Grow up.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733621 [Report] >>216733678
£5 BILLION and you choose to come to a fucking surveillance state like the UK. How do these fucking retards get so much money
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733626 [Report] >>216733644
>>216733612
honestly mad how mouse man hasn't got a knock at his door given all the rubbish he's posted over the years
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733629 [Report]
>>216733555
I reckon it's just the losing weight so fast thing. Leaves a lot of excess saggy skin
Anonymous United States No.216733631 [Report]
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733643 [Report] >>216733717
>>216733555
It doesn't lose the weight for you, you lazy cunt. It's a chemical that travels to your brain that suppresses hunger so you stop eating.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733644 [Report] >>216733662 >>216733684 >>216733706
>>216733626
he has been arrested before apparently, shocked he hasn't been recently because he was posting about killing sir kier
Anonymous United States No.216733649 [Report]
sir tub thumper
Anonymous Chile No.216733659 [Report]
and it lush and it lush and it lush and it lush
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733662 [Report] >>216733693
>>216733644
we can't even run a police state properly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733676 [Report]
Warning: This story contains distressing details
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733678 [Report] >>216733689
>>216733621
mad how utterly useless bitcoin is for anything other than illicit acitivities
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733679 [Report]
signs in arabic being put up in london telling labour voters to vote green instead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733681 [Report]
>>216733556
Sir David Lammy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733684 [Report] >>216733698
>>216733644
was only lego sir kier tbf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733689 [Report]
>>216733678
Not even useful for that since it can easily be traced by anyone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733693 [Report]
>>216733662
its working as intended actually
Anonymous Belgium No.216733695 [Report] >>216733921
ofcom showing mercy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733698 [Report]
>>216733684
nah he posted a layout of downing street a month or so ago and alluded to planting an explosive in there
Anonymous Argentina No.216733700 [Report]
>>216732774
She's fucking someone else.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733706 [Report] >>216733728
>>216733644
coppers just need to take one look at his records to see he's a complete lunatic. they probably just forced him to take meds or something instead of locking him up. this would explain how hes calmed down a bit recently
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733707 [Report] >>216733739 >>216733757
Feel fucking sick. 3.8% English. I'm a third Levantine, likely from a fucking Jew. I knew I was mixed but this is shocking.
Anonymous France No.216733712 [Report] >>216733743
>>216733464
Not buying it, waiting to see how it turns out. Been burned by pdx way too many times. Been getting back into CK3 lately.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733717 [Report]
>>216733643
bit rude and quite frankly uncalled for
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733718 [Report] >>216733764
Great even normies are nonceposting these days
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733728 [Report]
>>216733706
Nah he hasn't he's had a few huge meltdowns lately, mainly at night but I think the horse game has pacified him a bit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733733 [Report]
and this..."mousey"...is he in the room with us right now?
Anonymous Canada No.216733739 [Report]
>>216733707
kwab
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733743 [Report]
>>216733712
it's good like old paradox. you need a degree in autism to play it
Anonymous Ethiopia No.216733753 [Report] >>216733784
roughly a quarter of all twenty year olds anywhere on earth are in india
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733757 [Report]
>>216733707
Yikes!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733764 [Report] >>216733780
>>216733718
no idea what cracking yall means
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733780 [Report]
>>216733764
shagging you lot
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733784 [Report] >>216733830
>>216733753
you're closer than anyone, can you smell them from over there?
Anonymous United States No.216733790 [Report] >>216733836
why are they like this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733792 [Report] >>216733811
>>216733607
>Scottish government aiming to issue first bonds in 2026-27
What are they going to be guaranteed by?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733805 [Report] >>216733833
Scotland isn't even a real country
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733809 [Report]
Starmer will be gone by the end of the month
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733811 [Report]
>>216733792
Westminster. But don't let the SNPcucks hear that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733816 [Report]
>>216732985
Dollymong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733823 [Report]
s'got land
Anonymous Ethiopia No.216733830 [Report]
>>216733784
There are over 27million on this continent alone, many in East Africa.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733833 [Report] >>216733840
>>216733805
Neither is england then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733836 [Report] >>216733888
>>216733790
nothing wrong with that really
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733840 [Report] >>216733943
>>216733833
That's where you're wrong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733851 [Report]
These cunts who think they're curing phobias by saying "oh just imagine if you were the spider, wouldn't that be eye opening!"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733865 [Report]
Watching devil may cry on Netflix.
It's alri, was pretty sure there was an older anime tho
Anonymous United States No.216733888 [Report]
>>216733836
the trend of them being thirsty perverts is unsettling
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733908 [Report] >>216733929
De bomb BLAST
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733921 [Report]
>>216733695
Awww you were talking such a big game yesterday now weren't you?
"They're going to be heinous!"
"No mercy!"
Now you look weak, soft, totally defanged.
And I won't let you forget it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733929 [Report]
>>216733908
can't post that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733943 [Report]
>>216733840
Not at all, if Scotland isn’t real then neither is England you can’t have it both ways
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733950 [Report]
demiurge bending me over and raping my anus
Anonymous United States No.216733957 [Report]
hate car culture since i feel emasculated for not knowing stuff about popular models but can't get into it since it's so boring and dull
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733959 [Report]
just bent over and raped the anus of a man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733969 [Report]
done my single activity for the day, time to resume doing nothing and grow fat and weary and die
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216733976 [Report] >>216734007 >>216734019 >>216734035 >>216734053 >>216734069
£50 to last me til the end of this month. Consulting the sage advice of Martin Lewis about getting a loan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734007 [Report] >>216734085
>>216733976
refuse to believe people actually live like this and are so dysfunctional so as to get themselves in situation like this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734019 [Report] >>216734040
>>216733976
No credit cards? Why not? I live out of mine and pay them off, dont have to just choose to
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734035 [Report]
>>216733976
order deliveroo asap
Anonymous United States No.216734039 [Report] >>216734059 >>216734070
Would genuinely pay good money for her poo so long as I could confirm it was her poo.
Anonymous United States No.216734040 [Report] >>216734074
>>216734019
anyone with a triple digit IQ takes advantage of credit cards since they're designed to trap idiots who can't financially manage anything
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734053 [Report]
>>216733976
buy 142 freddos
Anonymous United States No.216734059 [Report] >>216734070
>>216734039
would genuinely pay good money to never see you spam this autistic shit again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734069 [Report] >>216734082 >>216734105
>>216733976
>Open banking app
>Click "Loan"
>Select an amount
>Receive money
What do you need advice for uglylad?
Anonymous Canada No.216734070 [Report] >>216734102
>>216734039
>>216734059
this is the guy who posts this btw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734074 [Report]
>>216734040
True that. I only use them so I can increase my limit exponentially, then if I ever neck it I can blow tens of thousands and beforehand
Anonymous France No.216734082 [Report]
>>216734069
How to stop being a mong living on debt I presume.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734085 [Report] >>216734139
>>216734007
try having a social life Rorke
Anonymous Chile No.216734094 [Report] >>216734142
today he stink of fish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734098 [Report] >>216734190
Feel like puking, cannot believe I am only 3.8% English, and only four times as English as I am ARAB. I'm fucking shaking. This can't be real. I'm a National Socialist damn it
Anonymous United States No.216734102 [Report] >>216734149
>>216734070
dont see the point of posting that ai image
because im sure he looks like a massive waster compared to that generous fake generation
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734105 [Report] >>216734138
>>216734069
I recall doing that once and NatWest told me "no", so I fear that it may happen again. Hence the Martin Lewis consultation. Also I'm very pretty actually
Anonymous United States No.216734120 [Report]
new commiemong character dropped
not only is he now national socialist, but an arab one with a yank tier percent of english dna
very cool
Anonymous Australia No.216734131 [Report] >>216734199
still thinking about my ex gf who dumped me back in 2013
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734132 [Report]
rorke driving slowly past the girls school (it's a 20mph limit)
Anonymous Chile No.216734133 [Report]
>I'm a National Socialist damn it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734138 [Report]
>>216734105
>I'm very pretty actually
>£50 in the bank
Ahh, a female.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734139 [Report] >>216734202
>>216734085
A life so exciting, joyous and laissez-faire that personal finances take a backseat. Please regale us with a single tale of your adventures?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734142 [Report] >>216734157
>>216734094
post the webms chileANO
Anonymous Canada No.216734149 [Report] >>216734179
>>216734102
>damage control
kek do your elderly parents know about your shit fetish?
Anonymous Chile No.216734157 [Report]
>>216734142
? i never post webms? I dont have any
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734165 [Report] >>216734200
For the first time in my life I have just emailed my local MP, feel like a proper adult now.
Anonymous United States No.216734179 [Report] >>216734219
>>216734149
dtfic im not emmayank or doing damage control
im just telling you that an ai image that makes him look good is retarded
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734190 [Report] >>216734273
>>216734098
Kek is that actually you nazi mong?
Surely just knowing your parents and grandparents would have told you this
Anonymous United States No.216734199 [Report] >>216734341
>>216734131
not healthy to reminisce about negative things from 12 years ago
Anonymous Australia No.216734200 [Report] >>216734256
>>216734165
you know it will be his assistant that replies to you, right?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734202 [Report]
>>216734139
Yeah I ordered lots of alcohol off Uber Eats and then I spent £200 on porn and then I threw up and spent £60 on a cleaner and then I went to Costa on a mental health break and spent £40 on pumpkin fart juice and then I gave £30 to a homeless man and then spent £20 on a 4chan pass
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734207 [Report] >>216734265
They’re selling 2 bedroom terraced houses in Islington for 2 mill.
More proof America is the greatest country in the world
Anonymous Canada No.216734219 [Report] >>216734263
>>216734179
>an ai image that makes him look good
yeah this is definitely something someone says about a random "ai image" (the selfies you ran through ai)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734238 [Report] >>216734262 >>216734278
You can easily survive on £50 for the next 16 days. Are you fucking stupid?

>eggs
>bread
>milk
>rice
>seasoning
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734244 [Report]
I'm off to Chattahoochie Hilsl klads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734256 [Report] >>216734376 >>216734397
>>216734200
Doubt it I live in a rural area I doubt he gets lots of emails from constituents
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734262 [Report]
>>216734238
>>seasoning
oh my days
Anonymous United States No.216734263 [Report] >>216734291
>>216734219
yeah it makes him look normal when im sure he's a massive neckbeard irl
idk why you think im him honestly. you are mentally ill
Anonymous Canada No.216734265 [Report]
>>216734207
nice little starter home
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734273 [Report] >>216734292 >>216734327 >>216734329
>>216734190
My grandfather was very Welsh apparently but he was born in England. My grandmother was born in India, but I thought she was English, apparently mostly German. My head is spinning.
I'm not THE nazimong but I am a nazimong ye
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734278 [Report]
>>216734238
whiteys don't need no seasoning they don't season they food etc
Anonymous Canada No.216734291 [Report]
>>216734263
this guy still wears masks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734292 [Report] >>216734306
>>216734273
and you emailed your local MP about that?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734306 [Report]
>>216734292
Yes I bloody did
Anonymous United States No.216734322 [Report]
Fiddler on the Roof? More like diddler on the poof.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734323 [Report] >>216734354 >>216734360 >>216734361 >>216734368 >>216734399 >>216734594
if Rupert Lowe gets his way and brings a public vote on bringing back the death penalty what do you think the result would be?
Anonymous United States No.216734327 [Report]
>>216734273
lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734329 [Report] >>216734358 >>216734390
>>216734273
tbf it's western Europe not like you've found out you're a paki or something
Anonymous Australia No.216734341 [Report] >>216734371
>>216734199
no one else is gonna love me doebeitbergblatt
Anonymous United States No.216734353 [Report] >>216734385
how can you look in the mirror and look darker and swarthier than mr bean but claim to be a nazi
so weird
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734354 [Report]
>>216734323
He won't but it would probably fail by a decent margin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734358 [Report] >>216734574
>>216734329
My test says I'm 0.8% Arab
Anonymous Canada No.216734360 [Report]
>>216734323
one of the more insane things western countries did in the 20th century was eliminate the death penalty. i think the public would want it back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734361 [Report]
>>216734323
not going to happen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734368 [Report] >>216734396
>>216734323
retard
Anonymous United States No.216734371 [Report] >>216734407
>>216734341
consider changing your attitude and that will change fella
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734374 [Report]
Anonymous Australia No.216734376 [Report] >>216734427
>>216734256
learn how to use commas and full stops
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734385 [Report] >>216734442 >>216734498 >>216734766
>>216734353
I have ghostly pale skin, light blonde hair and green eyes. I look like an NSDAP propaganda poster, and before anyone posts another chinless meme, Ive posted my face here and the overwhelming consensus was I look good.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734387 [Report]
Benjamin's experience

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A little more about Benjamin

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Anonymous United States No.216734390 [Report] >>216734456 >>216734574
>>216734329
welsh people are basically pakis
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734396 [Report]
>>216734368
How am I a retard I’m literally asking do you think the country would vote yes or no what the fuck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734397 [Report] >>216734487
>>216734256
who is the MP?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734399 [Report]
>>216734323
rorke: allowing ill people to kill themselves is immoral

also rorke: we should allow the legal system to kill people
Anonymous South Africa No.216734400 [Report] >>216734423 >>216734433
Remember this
Anonymous Australia No.216734407 [Report]
>>216734371
no thanks. quite enjoy being an odious, hateful, bigoted little chud
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734415 [Report]
with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734423 [Report]
>>216734400
no I don't because I go outside
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734427 [Report]
>>216734376
Got ChatGPT to write it anyway so don’t worry faggot
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734430 [Report] >>216734473
Bangladesh is half the size of Britain and over twice the population. AND it's mostly Bangladeshis.
Anonymous Australia No.216734433 [Report]
>>216734400
*memory unlocked*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734436 [Report] >>216734509
I AM NOW Going to mcdonaldS
Anonymous United States No.216734442 [Report] >>216734589
>>216734385
ok but you're still a cringecase just letting you know
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734456 [Report] >>216734575
>>216734390
Grow up
Anonymous France No.216734470 [Report]
Can't understand how poor people can be poor.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734472 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734473 [Report]
>>216734430
Heaven on Earth.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734487 [Report]
>>216734397
Why?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734498 [Report]
>>216734385
>Ive posted my face here
link it in the 'chive or post it again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734500 [Report] >>216734576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFNh4npPkx8

a few jars
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734509 [Report] >>216734547
>>216734436
that's it, that's a good lad. shovel the slop down your gaping maw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734527 [Report]
i don't care about my ancestry at all. could be all gay aborigines for all i know
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734547 [Report]
>>216734509
ah, shit! ah! alright mate! i wont! shit! god! that hurts!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734571 [Report] >>216734614
what that man just said to me about mcdonalds really hurt!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734574 [Report]
>>216734358
Don't they always stick in a bit of none white just to fuck with people like you?

>>216734390
That's true tbf
Anonymous United States No.216734575 [Report] >>216734729
>>216734456
rattled
you're literally a JF in old english language lol
Anonymous Chile No.216734576 [Report]
>>216734500
and then tomorrow he will say he didn't drink all week so he can get pissed up down Sandford Lane and stink the industrial estate out
Anonymous United States No.216734578 [Report]
Need her to squirt diarrhea directly from her bumhole onto my face.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734583 [Report] >>216734621
just had fried eggs (2) on toast (also 2)
fried with that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734589 [Report]
>>216734442
Tis not a crime to be cringe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734593 [Report] >>216734682
got called a nonce in wetherspoons
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734594 [Report]
>>216734323
I wish they would bring it back for serious crimes where the person's guilt has been proven beyond doubt
Anonymous Australia No.216734614 [Report] >>216734644
>>216734571
yeah? well guess what? eat this!
>*aborts a nigger foetus*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734621 [Report]
>>216734583
Just like how sacked tranny was born with testicles (2)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734628 [Report] >>216734648 >>216734700 >>216734814 >>216734844
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_botched_executions
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734638 [Report]
forgot it was friday today
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734644 [Report] >>216734752
>>216734614
ahahahahahahaha! i'm feeling much better now that i've read what you wrote about the nigger foetus!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734648 [Report]
>>216734628
My birth isn't listed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734652 [Report] >>216734665
the only radiohead song I like is fitter happier
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734665 [Report]
>>216734652
a runt
in a cage
on maccieslop
Anonymous Australia No.216734680 [Report]
when I asked my dad for something he'd say, "shit in one and hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up faster". well my wish didn't happen so I started lobbing my fecal matter around the house like a crazed chimpanzee! we never spoke again after that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734682 [Report]
>>216734593
wow what a experience
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734700 [Report] >>216734814
>>216734628
>Anne Greene (1650) – Hanging (attempted). She was found alive, in her coffin, a day after her hanging, having a faint pulse and weak breathing. Set free after failed execution.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734701 [Report] >>216734961
Mental how I was born with the umbilical strangling me, and that I shall die with a noose around my neck.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734702 [Report]
new game has come out oo oo a a a *points and gurns at the Steam page like a monkey* rome anno 117
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734704 [Report]
mouth is still a bit numb
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734729 [Report]
>>216734575
Don’t know what JF means
Anonymous New Zealand No.216734735 [Report]
yeah im a man, but I still squirt
Anonymous Australia No.216734752 [Report]
>>216734644
i'm glad you're happy mate, keep your head up
wheels up king, stay goated!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734765 [Report]
I'm from the Marches me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734766 [Report]
>>216734385
do you have a nice pale bussy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734768 [Report]
yeah its ok
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734796 [Report]
got anxiety x
Anonymous Australia No.216734803 [Report] >>216734869
>I have ghostly pale skin, light blonde hair and green eyes. I look like an NSDAP propaganda poster, and before anyone posts another chinless meme, Ive posted my face here and the overwhelming consensus was I look good.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734814 [Report] >>216734862
>>216734628
>>216734700
Being a hangman was is a skilled job with official standards.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops
Make the drop too short, and you suffocate the poor fellow. Make the drop too long, and you decapitate them. Neither is ideal.

It's kinda mental that most people who hang themselves use drops so shirt that they suffer a lot and it would have been considered inhumane to do that to them in the times executions were common.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734820 [Report]
got AIDS and SIDS x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734839 [Report] >>216734885
one time I got kegged at school and my pants came down too and everyone saw my willbert
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734844 [Report]
>>216734628
>Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti (2007) – Hanging. He was decapitated as a result of an error in the calculations resulting in him being dropped too far
Did the job though didn't it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734862 [Report] >>216734914
>>216734814
Never understood this about hanging yourself, it's a horrible way to go.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734868 [Report] >>216734883 >>216734938
might end up sleeping rough by March
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734869 [Report] >>216734927 >>216734952
>>216734803
>I am ugly, so everyone else here must also be
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734883 [Report] >>216734909 >>216734937
>>216734868
Do you not have family?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734885 [Report]
>>216734839
um
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734890 [Report]
niggers tongue my anus
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734909 [Report]
>>216734883
prefer not to say
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734914 [Report] >>216734960
>>216734862
it'd work for me if I lived in a tower block and had a balcony somewhere high to go for the decapitation

fall five storys and your head rips right off, give the neighbours a good show too

yes you could just jump but you're more likely to survive a jump randomly
Anonymous United States No.216734918 [Report] >>216734979
I’ve got two bums with three buttocks each
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734927 [Report] >>216734951
>>216734869
Post a pic of yourself lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734937 [Report] >>216734960
>>216734883
mum moved to Canada after dad died
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734938 [Report]
>>216734868
Same but this December. What's going wrong with you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734942 [Report] >>216734949
wish I had an asexual gf who doesnt have any sex
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734949 [Report]
>>216734942
Ktim but I'd rape her anyway
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734951 [Report] >>216734967
>>216734927
This is all you get
Anonymous Australia No.216734952 [Report] >>216735016
>>216734869
you are ugly and a virgin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734960 [Report]
>>216734914
I agree I meant short drop, I'd climb a tall tree and jump off with a noose round my neck.
>>216734937
Sorry to hear that, moving out there for a bit would be better than sleeping rough
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734961 [Report]
>>216734701
dont kill yourself
Anonymous United States No.216734967 [Report] >>216734985
>>216734951
Balding cunt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734979 [Report]
>>216734918
Got 4 asses me, need a special toilet so I don't poo on the floor
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216734985 [Report]
>>216734967
Yeah its progressing, but I'll get a transplant
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735016 [Report]
>>216734952
I'm average and a former shagger. Your intuition is poor
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735018 [Report] >>216735040 >>216735050 >>216735068 >>216735084
What sort of excuse can you realistically give to a woman if she finds out you're a virgin at 30?
Would "I was religious and waiting until marriage but now I'm no longer religious" work?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735026 [Report] >>216735058
and the new?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735040 [Report]
>>216735018
It's over by that point. You just avoid any interaction which might put you in that position.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735050 [Report] >>216735190
>>216735018
I've not shagged in six years and my answer will be
"I hadn't found the right person until I met you, sex without love is not enjoyable for me - you were worth the wait."
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735058 [Report]
>>216735026
not being made. Rorke's arms are folded and he says he isn't doing it anymore
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735068 [Report]
>>216735018
she won't find out unless you tell her and you shouldn't tell a woman anything that shows weakness
Anonymous France No.216735084 [Report]
>>216735018
My game plan if I ever end up in this situation (unlikely): just be honest and say I never really felt like it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735087 [Report] >>216735118
nah, no chance. I'm not making the new. woke will get me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735101 [Report]
New
>>216735099
>>216735099
>>216735099
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735104 [Report]
I have never made the new, ever.
Proper little runt me haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735105 [Report]
Everyone here calls you a chinlet till you prove youre not, then they say nothing at all
Anonymous France No.216735118 [Report]
>>216735087
>Woke
Is that Rorke with a speech impediment ?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216735190 [Report]
>>216735050
alri shakespeare