Auto-janny for certain always-bad images
This is an idea I've been thinking about for a while. I don't know if it's a good idea or not, and I can see why the suggestion could be alarming, but I think it's worth talking about at least.
Whenever all of the janitors on a board are offline, shitposters have free reign to derail threads with roll images and "^- This poster is..." images, and CP tends to stay up longer than it should because it takes 3 illegal reports for anyone else to be able to deal with it. The point has been made that, if you just add an image MD5 to a banlist and prevent people from posting it, they'll change one pixel in Paint and post it anyway, which makes the process of blocking the image in the first place a waste of time.
My suggestion for a workaround would be something which automatically bans these posts after a short time.
Before I continue I just want to make something clear: it would be a big problem if this were to look for post content (like regex-ing "if you don't reply to this post..." which would run the risk of catching good posts which just happened to contain those phrases. In my mind, it wouldn't even be for ban-evaders like Barneyfag who routinely post the same images, because someone else could post those images without being Barneyfag, and the images themselves aren't rule-violating. It would be exclusively for things like roll images or CP, which are, in and of themselves, always rule-violating. After posting images on the auto-ban list, a short timer would run down, and the poster would be banned. It simulates good janitoring and makes sure these posts always get dealt with quickly, without giving the poster any indication that a janitor isn't actually active, or giving them a reason to modify the image in Paint.
This would improve the quality of the boards by quickly getting rid of the big derailing posts which never fail in accumulating hundreds of replies, which human janitors can't hope to do with the same speed and regularity.
Whenever all of the janitors on a board are offline, shitposters have free reign to derail threads with roll images and "^- This poster is..." images, and CP tends to stay up longer than it should because it takes 3 illegal reports for anyone else to be able to deal with it. The point has been made that, if you just add an image MD5 to a banlist and prevent people from posting it, they'll change one pixel in Paint and post it anyway, which makes the process of blocking the image in the first place a waste of time.
My suggestion for a workaround would be something which automatically bans these posts after a short time.
Before I continue I just want to make something clear: it would be a big problem if this were to look for post content (like regex-ing "if you don't reply to this post..." which would run the risk of catching good posts which just happened to contain those phrases. In my mind, it wouldn't even be for ban-evaders like Barneyfag who routinely post the same images, because someone else could post those images without being Barneyfag, and the images themselves aren't rule-violating. It would be exclusively for things like roll images or CP, which are, in and of themselves, always rule-violating. After posting images on the auto-ban list, a short timer would run down, and the poster would be banned. It simulates good janitoring and makes sure these posts always get dealt with quickly, without giving the poster any indication that a janitor isn't actually active, or giving them a reason to modify the image in Paint.
This would improve the quality of the boards by quickly getting rid of the big derailing posts which never fail in accumulating hundreds of replies, which human janitors can't hope to do with the same speed and regularity.