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Anonymous ## Janitor No.8243 >>8244 >>8309 >>8492 >>8833 >>8861 >>8912 >>9440 >>9774
Sky Janitor and the Bans of Tomorrow
you may only post ITT if you've joined the mile high shitposting and BRing club
Anonymous ## Janitor No.8244
>>8243 (OP)
go home w*********, you're drunk
Anonymous ## Mod No.8309
>>8243 (OP)
CHECKING IN
Anonymous ## Mod No.8445
Anonymous ## Janitor No.8449
SHITPOSTERS, FIVE O'CLOCK HIGH
Anonymous ## Janitor No.8492
>>8243 (OP)
I'm a pilot so I do this all the time
Anonymous ## Mod No.8769
Test
Anonymous ## Janitor No.8833
>>8243 (OP)
i'm finna bouta hop on another plane frfr
Anonymous ## Janitor No.8861 >>8862
>>8243 (OP)
well i fly airplanes for a living, so.... I definitely belong here teehee
Anonymous No.8862 >>9709
>>8861
have you ever put on the autopilot and jannied on your phone?
Anonymous ## Mod No.8902 >>8910
possible janitor deviation. please standby to copy an email
Anonymous ## Janitor No.8909
Good luck on your recur this upcoming year everyone!
Anonymous ## Janitor No.8910 >>8911
>>8902
*dials up the the Guard frequency, the official air janitor channel*

Ahem.

MEOW

that is all.
Anonymous ## Mod No.8911 >>9710
>>8910
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ONLY CHANNEL GET OFF THIS FREQUENCY I WILL REPORT YOU T OTHE FAA AND HAVE YOUR TICKET REVOKED YOU PIECE OF SHIT THIS IS WHY NOBODY TAKES THIS FREQUENCY SERIOUSLY YOU ARE PUTTING LIVES AT RISK IF I EVER FIND YOU I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
Anonymous ## Janitor No.8912
>>8243 (OP)
>something something Mod S only
Anonymous ## Janitor No.8947
Achievement unlocked!
Anonymous No.8949
sky janny. REPORTING IN.
Anonymous ## Janitor No.8951 >>9441
You are cleared for the ILS departure, direct JANNY
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9092
Sky janny reporting in (or at least I'm trying.. this wifi keeps blocking me off)!
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9370 >>9376 >>9377
Yeah, sky jannying is fun and all, but have you ever BRed from high speed rail? The answer may shock you.
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9376
>>9370
i recognise that graffiti, seeya soon <3
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9377 >>9380
>>9370
Haven't done it from a train, yet. Anyone jannied while driving? Uh, not that I've ever done that.
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9380
>>9377
>Anyone jannied while driving?
Do red lights count?
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9426 >>9427
Is it true you're only allowed to WR from rooftop level?
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9427
>>9426
Being on the rooftop makes your requests...
Elevated Priority.
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9440
>>8243 (OP)
I'm supposed to be working but I instead janny at flight level 360!
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9441
>>8951
>ils departure
m8...
Anonymous No.9504 >>9954 >>10231
I paid $8 just to post itt
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9533 >>9537
Choo choo motherfuckers I'm hijacking this plane thread to turn it into a train thread
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9537
>>9533
>Choo choo motherfuckers I'm hijacking this plane thread to turn it into a train thread
MOOOODS
HE'S ... DERAILING THE THREAD
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9593 >>9597 >>9598 >>9601 >>9615 >>9648
Best in-flight drink and food for skyjanooming?
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9597
>>9593
tomato juice
Anonymous ## Mod No.9598
>>9593
for me, it's sprite and the little cookies
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9601
>>9593
Biscoff dipped in coffee for me
Anonymous No.9602
I have successfully Sky Jannied
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9615
>>9593
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9631
Achievement unlocked
Anonymous ## Mod No.9642 >>9643
did we have to jerk off in the plane or just the terminal? i did both just to be safe. either way i'm officially in the club!
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9643
>>9642
>did we have to jerk off in the plane or just the terminal?
Why do you think it's called the cock pit?
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9648
>>9593
I always like to have grab some skittles and cheez-its in the terminal but its been a while since I've flown with an inflight meal service so i'm not sure what i'd even want
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9671 >>9672 >>9708
I've BRed at periscope depth in the middle of the ocean before
Anonymous ## Mod No.9672
>>9671
make your own thread then
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9708 >>9782
>>9671
>sky jannies
>shadow jannies
>time jannies
>void jannies
>now janny of the depths
there is no hiding from the long handle of the broom
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9709
>>8862
Yes, I have. It's on autopilot most of the time
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9710
>>8911
To be fair it is a problem
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9774
>>8243 (OP)
never janny in incognito or else you will crash into helsinki
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9782 >>9795 >>9944
>>9708
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9793 >>9794
does it count if I was high was fuck lmao
Anonymous ## Mod No.9794
>>9793
JUI
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9795
>>9782
>DEAD END
Anonymous ## Mod No.9943
finally, internet on a long flight to janny on.
Anonymous No.9944 >>9946 >>9953
>>9782
Anonymous ## Mod No.9946
>>9944
janny hq
Anonymous No.9953
>>9944
GA and the management team live in the cul-de-sac, jannies live in the run down dumpy houses over the fence in the back. 8 jannies to a room.
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9954 >>10231
>>9504
not only does he do it for free, he's $8 in the red
respect
Anonymous No.9975
almost forgot to make my post, kings
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9981 >>9982
Janooming from the sky is passé. Real men janoom from the tarmac.
Anonymous ## Mod No.9982 >>9983
>>9981
couldn't afford in-flight wifi, huh?
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9983
>>9982
$9 is a lot on janny salary.
Anonymous ## Janitor No.9986
Requesting some bans rn
RAY bans
but also some GR3 and /fit/2
Anonymous ## Mod No.10060 >>10061
I paid $5 to make this post. My money long
Anonymous ## Janitor No.10061 >>10062
>>10060
>paying to post
shiggy diggy
Anonymous ## Mod No.10062 >>10063
>>10061
something something for free
anyone else bored of the same jokes over and over
Anonymous ## Janitor No.10063
>>10062
don't forget, you're here forever
Anonymous No.10231
>>9504
On my yearly pilgrimage again, this time internet was included with my ticket.
>>9954
It was worth it to join the sky janny club. Hot pockets ain't free
Anonymous ## Janitor No.10292
My 12-hour flight comes with free wi-fi!
Anonymous ## Janitor No.10405
I am now the sky janny, fear me
Anonymous ## Janitor No.10444
You’ve heard of sky jannying. Now introducing the long awaited undersea jannying