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Futo No.49234046 >>49234154 >>49239914 >>49266594 >>49362757 >>49366250 >>49584030 >>49645389 >>49651149 >>49661937 >>49734654
Futo
Futo

Futo

Futo
Anonymous No.49234154 >>49234267 >>49239722
>>49234046 (OP)
marry

fuck

kill
Anonymous No.49234267 >>49234307
>>49234154
Thee can't killeth an imm'rtal!
Anonymous No.49234307 >>49234359 >>49237746 >>49239685 >>49239697 >>49241808 >>49686324
>>49234267
>Thee
That's the objective case.
>killeth
Third person suffix.
>imm'rtal
Contractions of this sort usually occur between identical sounds, for example in the word "ever".

What you most likely meant to write was: Thou canst not kill an immortal!
Anonymous No.49234359
>>49234307
Thanks for the corrections, Futo!
Anonymous No.49237746 >>49239748
>>49234307
>canst not
English had double negation in the past?
Anonymous No.49239685 >>49240586
>>49234307
Smart and clever Futo-chan!
Anonymous No.49239697
>>49234307
Futo chan!!! I'm a big fan!!
Anonymous No.49239722
>>49234154
Can I also fuck the one I kill?
Anonymous No.49239748
>>49237746
Not only did it have double negatives, it had triple and quadruple. Theoretically you could extend this indefinitely based on how much you wanted to emphasise the no, but more than three definitely makes you sound silly (perfect for Futo)
Anonymous No.49239881
Futa
Anonymous No.49239914 >>49239983
>>49234046 (OP)
Futa Futo
Anonymous No.49239983
>>49239914
Futonari
Anonymous No.49240201 >>49240256 >>49240733 >>49240912 >>49241824 >>49241831
I find Futo ultraerotic, and yet when time comes to slop up some filthy smut of her, I can never come up with anything concrete.
Anonymous No.49240256 >>49243418
>>49240201
What do you think stops you?
Anonymous No.49240586 >>49246856 >>49249112
>>49239685
Anonymous No.49240733 >>49240788
>>49240201
She stands out as one that could easily be easily tricked, yet she is so endearing that I wouldn't have it in me to make manipulative art of her.
Yet that same quirkiness of hers makes it hard to create more conventional pieces. It feels like it undermines her charms.
I'm rarely in the camp of "You can't lewd this girl" and I do think Futo is very pretty, but I can agree that its a bit of a delicate affair if I wanted to be truly satisfied with it.
Anonymous No.49240788
>>49240733
try this: make faceless guy try to trick her, midway he kind of regret being mean, and in the end she says she was just pretending to be retarded.
Anonymous No.49240912
>>49240201
Lolimate cracked the code, that's why nobody has attempted a Futo doujin since.
Anonymous No.49240923
Futo couldn't save /jp/ from being erased during the first of April! Futo is a fraud!
Anonymous No.49241808
>>49234307
Futospeak is hard...
Anonymous No.49241824 >>49243183
>>49240201
She has no tits or ass and speaks weird
Anonymous No.49241831
>>49240201
For the hu's I like i find a fetish and explore it with them, try to get something you want to explore using Futo's lewd plate!
Anonymous No.49243183 >>49243192
>>49241824
>She has no tits
You need to stop believing baseless rumors, dude.
Anonymous No.49243192
>>49243183
Doctored image.
Anonymous No.49243418
>>49240256
If I had to put a finger on it... She's a complex character in my headcanon; long story short: torn between her blank-slate "second youth" in reincarnation and a lingering, indelible attraction to the distasteful, unbecoming sort of political intrigue she'd engaged in at Shotoku Taishi's side. Also, Tojiko's mum, as her historical namesake/inspiration was.
Integrating all this into smut is, let's say, a task. Whereas not integrating it feels like resorting to threadbare templates. Which, loving her as I do, feels like a disservice in turn. "I like her too much" would be my pretentious way to put it.
Anonymous No.49246856
>>49240586
Undeniable proof that Buddhism is evil and twisted.
Anonymous No.49249112 >>49249140 >>49252205
>>49240586
Futo promises retribution!
Anonymous No.49249140 >>49249146 >>49249271
>>49249112
Is Futo a member of the Caesar's Legion?
Anonymous No.49249146
>>49249140
>"We will see how pure you are when you are nailed to the wall of the Human village, your body facing west so you can watch your temple burn."
Maybe.
Anonymous No.49249271
>>49249140
Ave, true to Miko!
Anonymous No.49249378 >>49257080 >>49257944
futo is a 5th stage boss. that means shes a candidate to being a protagonist / playable character
Anonymous No.49252205 >>49252849
>>49249112
Anonymous No.49252849 >>49254676
>>49252205
Dumb Futo dropping a vital piece of evidence, they're going to fingerprint that torch
Anonymous No.49252951
I want to steal her hat!
Anonymous No.49254676
>>49252849
The joke is on them. Futo has no fingerprints!
Anonymous No.49257080
>>49249378
Lets say i actually become a playable character, i'll come to you and ask for your help if anything happens.
Anonymous No.49257944
>>49249378
She's playable in the fighting games just like Orin is available in Th19
Shou's still waiting, though...
Anonymous No.49261181
The end of Futo.
Anonymous No.49261433
Futo!
Anonymous No.49264510
Anonymous No.49265137 >>49266571
Die Futo!
Anonymous No.49266571
>>49265137
Yes, the Futo!
Anonymous No.49266594 >>49266624 >>49266634
>>49234046 (OP)
God I want to bully her. Bully her for the stupid way she talks. Bully her for her stupid hat. Bully her for being so stupid. Bully her until she cries.
Anonymous No.49266624 >>49266658 >>49266956
>>49266594
This anon will become a human candle
Anonymous No.49266634 >>49266658 >>49266956
>>49266594
Anon wants to get set on fire! How fun!
Anonymous No.49266658
>>49266624
>>49266634
now kiss
Anonymous No.49266668
Futo
Anonymous No.49266956
>>49266624
>>49266634
Futo would be to paralyzed from the shock of my bullying to do shit. I WILL break her.
Anonymous No.49267056
Punching Futo in the face and knocking off her ugly hat!
Pulling back Futo's fingers until she cries and begs you to stop!
Kicking Futo in the stomach until she pisses herself!
Anonymous No.49267347
We don't bully Futo around these parts!!!
Anonymous No.49268165 >>49268172
Iโ€™d rather hide her panties and watch her confused reaction!
Anonymous No.49268172 >>49268241
>>49268165
Like she'd even notice!
Anonymous No.49268241
>>49268172
Did you mean that she was preparing disposable panties just in case? Futo is so smart!
Anonymous No.49268342
Futo is a classy lady and as such does not wear panties
Anonymous No.49268578
ใ“ใ‚Œใ‹ใ‚‰ๆฏŽๆ—ฅๅฎถใ‚’็„ผใ“ใ†ใœ?
Anonymous No.49271385
Futo wears a fundoshi and she loves to show her cheeks.
Anonymous No.49272519 >>49276300
Now look at THIS
Anonymous No.49272566
Futo deserves to be body shamed until she becomes anorexic.
Anonymous No.49276300 >>49282640
>>49272519
Holy shit...
Anonymous No.49276332 >>49276437 >>49283795 >>49283824
futo a bunbun
Anonymous No.49276437 >>49277325
>>49276332
Someone as small as her shouldn't be this smug!
Anonymous No.49277325
>>49276437
The smaller they are, the harder they smug.
Anonymous No.49282640
>>49276300
And they say Taoists are too "old fashioned"...
Anonymous No.49283795 >>49283899
>>49276332
Source?
Anonymous No.49283824 >>49286934
>>49276332
I want to bite this troublemaker's cheeks...
Anonymous No.49283899 >>49283916
>>49283795
here you pyon
fair warning, it's pyorn
https://files.catbox.moe/g4zmdj.jpg
Anonymous No.49283916
>>49283899
Thanks!
Anonymous No.49286934 >>49293899
>>49283824
pedophile!
Anonymous No.49289653
Anonymous No.49293874
Cuto
Anonymous No.49293899
>>49286934
But futo is an old man larping as a teen...
Anonymous No.49294531
Midget
Anonymous No.49297305 >>49300689
the new face of RADICAL taoism
Anonymous No.49300689
>>49297305
HEEEEEELP ME BYAKUREN.
Anonymous No.49303269
Sluto
Anonymous No.49309137
Puto
Anonymous No.49311839
Pluto
Anonymous No.49314749 >>49316644
mononobe yes futo
Anonymous No.49316644
>>49314749
moyesyesbe yes futo!
Anonymous No.49316794 >>49317246
what's with futo and plates? do i need to beat ten desires to unlock the lore?
Anonymous No.49317006 >>49481075
Here comes the train...
Anonymous No.49317246
>>49316794
You have to read her entry in Symposium of Post-Mysticism.
Anonymous No.49318644 >>49318671 >>49322204 >>49328148
Futo molested me when the site was down...
Anonymous No.49318671
>>49318644
What the fuck? Why you? Why not me?
Anonymous No.49322204
>>49318644
You covered yourself in peanut butter, didn't you.
Anonymous No.49328148
>>49318644
Lucky you.
Anonymous No.49328181
Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo
Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo
Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo
Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo
Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo
Anonymous No.49331581 >>49334697 >>49337475
I missed you all
I missed Futo
;_;
Anonymous No.49334697
>>49331581
gay
Anonymous No.49337371
Anonymous No.49337475 >>49337588 >>49337709 >>49343881
>>49331581
>you all
Looking at this thread... who?
Anonymous No.49337588
>>49337475
All the Futo believers!
Anonymous No.49337709
>>49337475
Me! I like her hat!
Anonymous No.49340109 >>49340925
triple futo
Anonymous No.49340925 >>49341027
>>49340109
no, just double
Anonymous No.49341027 >>49344164
>>49340925
I wish Futo wasn't so difficult to lewd. I'd be making more slop of her.
Anonymous No.49343881
>>49337475
ME! ME! ME!
Anonymous No.49344164 >>49344170 >>49344174 >>49344389
>>49341027
You don't need to make leader for good sloppa, OP's pic is good sloppa for example
Anonymous No.49344170
>>49344164
but I wanna be the leader.....
Anonymous No.49344174
>>49344164
Lewds*, I love phoneposting.
Anonymous No.49344373
I hope we get a cute Futo on the bottom of the thread this year
Anonymous No.49344389 >>49366020
>>49344164
nah, non lewd slop has no intrinsic value
Anonymous No.49344837 >>49344863 >>49344965
Stop trying to lewd Futo
Anonymous No.49344863
>>49344837
Futo is a rapist.
Anonymous No.49344965 >>49345015
>>49344837
Futo is naturally obscene. Look at those sleeves!
Anonymous No.49345015
>>49344965
Very flexible, she would be a great arcobat
Anonymous No.49347888 >>49347933
I can't believe Futo is going to die!
Anonymous No.49347930 >>49350583
baketh to page 1!
Anonymous No.49347933
>>49347888
Futo never dies! She just reincarnates!
Anonymous No.49350583
>>49347930
Poor thing..
Anonymous No.49352279 >>49352940
Make a post entirely and only in Futospeak
Anonymous No.49352940
>>49352279
STORM!

EARTH!

HAVING LEFT THE LAND NIGIHAYAHI LOVED, THE HOLY MAIDEN GUARDING THE CROWN PRINCE ON HIS WAY TO TAO'S ENLIGHTENMENT, I, MONONOBE NO FUTO, HAVE NOW APPEARED!
Anonymous No.49354433 >>49355998
Futo.
Anonymous No.49355998 >>49359248 >>49366054
>>49354433
She looks like she cried a lot recently.
Anonymous No.49359248 >>49359252 >>49359429
>>49355998
The ice cream...
Anonymous No.49359252
>>49359248
TAISHI
MY ICE CREAM
Anonymous No.49359429 >>49359508
>>49359248
She's crying over ice cream? What a baby.
Anonymous No.49359508
>>49359429
She is pure of heart anon.
Anonymous No.49362757
>>49234046 (OP)
BURN IT
Anonymous No.49366020 >>49488099
>>49344389
I don't wanna blow your mind bro, but nothing has intrinsic value.
Anonymous No.49366054
>>49355998
oh yeah haha that's my fault. i've been making her cum so hard she's gets tears in her eyes haha soz
Anonymous No.49366250 >>49370713 >>49413533
>>49234046 (OP)
Futo's fortune slip is the coolest besides Koishi's (UNKNOWN) and Cirno's (horrible luck but you're the strongest so you can get over it same way Reimu does. Reimu's is just boring law of attraction). Stays at 69 and fortune is "whatever you make it to be"
Anonymous No.49370713
>>49366250
Coolto!
Anonymous No.49374047
futo
Anonymous No.49378712 >>49378777
Pyon
Anonymous No.49378777 >>49380678
>>49378712
This is the second time we've put bunny ears on Futo this thread. We've grown very adept at it.
Anonymous No.49380678
>>49378777
>second
Which one is the first?
Anonymous No.49383642 >>49502589
futo futo
Anonymous No.49386816
no more futo...
Anonymous No.49387648 >>49389251
I found more Futo!
Anonymous No.49389251 >>49389590
>>49387648
Crown prince x futo!?
Anonymous No.49389590 >>49389681
>>49389251
No way, I ship Futo with faceless bald men and the Crown Prince with myself.
Anonymous No.49389681
>>49389590
>myself
gay
Anonymous No.49394135
lick the plate
Anonymous No.49396330
don't lick it
Anonymous No.49401712
I love them big.
anonimo No.49401790
he he he porque vos la ves, gay
Anonymous No.49407048
no one likes futo...
Anonymous No.49407051
the end of futo!
Anonymous No.49407232
Anonymous No.49413230
Oyasumi futo
Anonymous No.49413533 >>49417399 >>49420205
>>49366250
Futo makes her own destiny!
Anonymous No.49417399
>>49413533
I just wish her destiny didn't involve many flames.
Anonymous No.49420205 >>49420582 >>49423757
>>49413533
Her only destiny is to spend eternity in hell for illegally extending her own life.
Anonymous No.49420582
>>49420205
Not if she become a celestial first, you can't call out someone's cheating if they have already won.
Anonymous No.49423757 >>49426510
>>49420205
Futo has not done a single illegal thing in her naturally long life!
Anonymous No.49426510 >>49426517
>>49423757
This. There is no way a hermit like her would cheat at gambling.
Anonymous No.49426517 >>49426554
>>49426510
TECHNICALLY, Futo wasn't participating in the actual game, that one time. TECHNICALLY, she was just doing some feng shui exercises near the bar. TECHNICALLY she may not even have known that a game of any sort was underway nearby.
Anonymous No.49426554 >>49427790
>>49426517
Futo, we know that your hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Anonymous No.49427790 >>49432614
>>49426554
The only thing of Futo's that know no bounds are the length of her sleeves.
Anonymous No.49432530 >>49435259
Futo could just convert to Buddhism and live an easy life.
Anonymous No.49432614 >>49446184 >>49480303
>>49427790
delving into futo's sleeves to find her little handsies... haaahhhh haaaah.....
Anonymous No.49435259 >>49440802
>>49432530
yeah, futo is dumb like that
Anonymous No.49440797
Hail Futo!
Anonymous No.49440802
>>49435259
PREPARE for the consequences of your words!
Anonymous No.49446184 >>49451105 >>49456748 >>49502509
>>49432614
All you'll find is a zippo lighter and a half eaten bagel.
Anonymous No.49451105
>>49446184
What about the plate? Didn't she hide it there, too?
Anonymous No.49456748
>>49446184
>half eaten bagel
Everyone knows Futo keeps her emergency bread under her hat. That's why its shaped like that.
Anonymous No.49461865 >>49464017
summer futo
Anonymous No.49464017 >>49467746
>>49461865
Futo has become more daring with her choice of swimwear.
Anonymous No.49467746
>>49464017
And that's a good thing!
Anonymous No.49472031
Anonymous No.49479001 >>49480303
Until next year, Futo.
Anonymous No.49480055
Back to page 1!
Anonymous No.49480073
Every time I set out to do anything with Futo, I end up putting her in a bikini or a bathrobe. What's a possible cute and lewd outfit that would mesh with Futo's futoness well?
Anonymous No.49480303
>>49479001
Fie fie, Anonymous. Prithee, convey unto me: hadst thou in thine earnestโ€”by thy most severe judgement, ay, by thy soberest and soundest reckoningโ€”estimated that Futo might so soon have shuffled off this forth chan? Tush... what a grand and intoxicating innocence.

>>49432614
Thy words conjure many a honeyed reverie before the minde's eye, aye, t'is a pleasure for the wit to dream upon. A rosen flush of blood hath found it's way to my very own cheeks. Futo a cute.
Anonymous No.49481075 >>49486470 >>49486676
>>49317006
The natural consequence of romancing any Touhou in existence is developing a case of liver failure no more then 2 years later...
Anonymous No.49485527
Live!
Anonymous No.49486470
>>49481075
You forgot about Sanae. Although being with her probably would force you to drink with Kanako, so your liver will die anyway.
Anonymous No.49486676 >>49486717
>>49481075
But what if i'm a non-drinker.
Anonymous No.49486717 >>49486811 >>49493983
>>49486676
Too bad. There is NO ONE and I mean NO ONE in Gensokyo for you. Even the only non alcoholic, Sanae, lives with two competitive alcoholics who will tease you and bully you until you give in and start drinking, too, just like the other anon said.
Better start getting used to the taste of sake, because everyone will force you to drink alcohol.
Anonymous No.49486811 >>49486831 >>49486870
>>49486717
Wait! There is the head-boddhist who is nondrinker and promotes abstinence.
Anonymous No.49486831 >>49486868
>>49486811
True, but I'm gonna guess her followers will make you drink to exhaustion if you ever stumble upon them during their "Buddhist duty break".
Anonymous No.49486868 >>49486982
>>49486831
Anon could gauge his own eyes to prevent that, "see no evil" and such, you know? Being blind is unpleasant, sure, but won't kill him as fast as liver failure.
Or he could start drinking...
Anonymous No.49486870 >>49486900
>>49486811
She may not drink, but all her followers have been stated to drink like crazy when she's not around. If you're with her, you're living with her followers, and you're going to get dragged along with them.
Anonymous No.49486900 >>49486951
>>49486870
Her followers are also yokais, you will be surrounded by yokais who have been abstaining their desires unattended.
Anonymous No.49486951 >>49486957
>>49486900
>desires
Of what kind?
Anonymous No.49486957 >>49488119
>>49486951
Snacks, headpats, hugs, etc
Shou wants sex but no one cares about Shou
Anonymous No.49486982
>>49486868
Futo's panties...... such modern undergarments........
Anonymous No.49488099
>>49366020
Thy mind hath omitted, with either an ignorance most brazen or a slip, as on dark ice, the intrinsic value of our Futers!
Anonymous No.49488119
>>49486957
>headpats, hugs
I would give those to youkai! If Buddhists can grant such opportunities, how can Taoists even compete?
>Shou wants sex
Eww...
Anonymous No.49490091 >>49496453
Futo is not real.
Anonymous No.49493983 >>49493999
>>49486717
But what are they gonna do when i'll say "sorry I do not drink alchohol" ?
Anonymous No.49493999 >>49494027
>>49493983
They will declare their intent and then their spellcard. You better be skillful enough to keep your convictions and not be obliged to drink.
Anonymous No.49494027
>>49493999
Damn people really take drinking alchohol seriously in Gensokyo, I guess I should lie low then.
Anonymous No.49496366 >>49496386 >>49505214
Futoball
Anonymous No.49496386 >>49496413
>>49496366
futaballs
Anonymous No.49496413
>>49496386
I know she also appeared in TD (and they also share appearances in fightans, huh...), but this is not Mamizou's thread.
Anonymous No.49496453 >>49499656
>>49490091
If Futo isn't real, then how am I married to her? Checkmate, Buddhists.
Anonymous No.49499656
>>49496453
You can't marry a plate, dude.
Anonymous No.49502509
>>49446184
I know she's got a piece of pizza in there somewhere.
Anonymous No.49502589
>>49383642
futo futo
oh mononobe
you are my candy girl
and you got me wanting you
Anonymous No.49505214
>>49496366
What's her position?
Anonymous No.49505456 >>49505466 >>49509239 >>49510077
Anonymous No.49505466
>>49505456
sluto
Anonymous No.49509239 >>49509286 >>49510105 >>49549699
>>49505456
>The dialogue
Anonymous No.49509286 >>49513075
>>49509239
Are you making fun of how Futo talks, nerd?
Anonymous No.49510077 >>49515847
>>49505456
tfw it's bud inspection day
Anonymous No.49510105 >>49513075
>>49509239
This umbrella has now been added to the long list of Futo's enemies.
Anonymous No.49513075 >>49513820 >>49514095
>>49509286
>>49510105
Who do you thinks puts fire off at the Myouren temple? Know your mismatches, miss Funny-words
Anonymous No.49513820
>>49513075
Hey fuck you, umbrella bitch.
Anonymous No.49514095 >>49518406
>>49513075
DORK FIGHT
Anonymous No.49515847
>>49510077
tags: birth
Anonymous No.49518406
>>49514095
Youmu is a bigger dork though.
Anonymous No.49523849 >>49528090 >>49529864
micro taoist
Anonymous No.49527742 >>49533579
We love Taoism here.
Anonymous No.49528090
>>49523849
Very lappable.
Anonymous No.49529864
>>49523849
one swing of those udders and futo would suffer a concussion
Anonymous No.49533579 >>49534453
>>49527742
Indeed. The Dao De Jing isn't a very long read, and available to everyone through the internet. Why not give it at least a cursory glance, or better yet, a read?
Anonymous No.49534453 >>49538314
>>49533579
I'd rather read Futo doujins.
Anonymous No.49538189 >>49538203
Futo always pays her taxes like a dork.
Anonymous No.49538203
>>49538189
Death is not certain for her, she can go easier on taxes then. Escaping both would be too much power for single individual.
Anonymous No.49538314 >>49539157
>>49534453
I'd rather read Futo fanfics (there are none)
Anonymous No.49538963 >>49543781
I have replaced Youmu with Futo as my #3 best 2hu.
Anonymous No.49539157
>>49538314
You can write one!
Anonymous No.49543781
>>49538963
Congrats! Now read the Dao De Jing!
Anonymous No.49546699
futo
Anonymous No.49549329
futofuto
Anonymous No.49549699 >>49550494 >>49560404
>>49509239
I kinda like how poetic she spoke ngl
Anonymous No.49550494
>>49549699
>poetic
That's Funglish
Anonymous No.49556033 >>49557647 >>49558741 >>49559848 >>49560270
RAAAAUUUUGHHHH
Anonymous No.49557647
>>49556033
Excellent cosplay, Yoshika.
Anonymous No.49558741
>>49556033
Reimu??????
Anonymous No.49559848
>>49556033
Mum?!?!?!
Anonymous No.49560175 >>49560270
Anonymous No.49560270 >>49561303
>>49560175
Futo with makeup

>>49556033
Futo without makeup
Anonymous No.49560404
>>49549699
desu I would listen to her taoist lectures both for the way she talks, and for me believing that she has a great adorable voice
Anonymous No.49561303 >>49567296
>>49560270
Futo is NOT a zombie!
Anonymous No.49567296
>>49561303
All shikaisen is an undead creature that isn't really different from a zombie.
Anonymous No.49570725 >>49583953
futo
Anonymous No.49571893 >>49575615
hey guys what's going on in this thre--
Anonymous No.49575615 >>49575825 >>49577598
>>49571893
s-source?
Anonymous No.49575825
>>49575615
1s and 0s
Anonymous No.49577598 >>49599395
>>49575615
https://files.catbox.moe/suodnv.jpg
Anonymous No.49583953
>>49570725
futo futo
Anonymous No.49584030
>>49234046 (OP)
Anonymous No.49589421 >>49589432
Futo is a naughty old woman.
Anonymous No.49589432
>>49589421
Futo is my sugar granny. As in I give her sugar (candy) and she talks like a granny in my vicinity.
Anonymous No.49593541
Mononobe no fucking Futo!!!
Anonymous No.49593903
Mononononononono futofutofutofutofuto
Anonymous No.49593954
I want to Futo.
Anonymous No.49594020
You can't handle the Futo.
Anonymous No.49599395 >>49602104
>>49577598
W-what happens next?
Anonymous No.49602104 >>49602390
>>49599395
Marriage.
Anonymous No.49602390
>>49602104
You can't marry a deader.
Anonymous No.49605209 >>49608253 >>49608715 >>49621881
>While there are many ways to become a shikaisen, it seems that the method she used was to "completely abandon the body, transfer the soul into a particular object and, when the time comes, the object will take their form while their corpse becomes the object." The object she used is said to have been a plate.(*3)
If I broke her plate, would she die?
Is this a familiar concept in Chinese myth or something (immortality attached to a physical object)? Pardon my projection but ZUN didn't see D&D liches and go "wow Mr. Gygax, your phylactery is such a nice size" did he?
Anonymous No.49608253
>>49605209
>If I broke her plate, would she die?
It sounds like you could find it in the first place.
Anonymous No.49608323
futofeet
Anonymous No.49608715 >>49610541
>>49605209
>If I broke her plate, would she die?
No. The "trick" in shikai is that inanimate objects have no prescribed lifespan. So, by removing your soul from your human body (which has an expiration date) and placing it in an inanimate object, you dodge the issue of dying of old age. Then, because souls in Touhou are what determines your physical form (as we know from Mokou's condition), the inanimate object over time takes on the "shape" of your soul, while your abandoned body takes on the shape of the object with which you swapped souls. In Futo's case, the plate she inhabited turned into her, while her dead body turned into the plate. It is no more nor less than that now - her former body.

Incidentally, it is likely that the sword that Miko carries around is the same sword she swapped souls with during her shikai. Which makes this LE page extra lewd.
Anonymous No.49610541
>>49608715
I wanted to bring Miko up too - putting your soul into something meant to hit things doesn't seem too smart, but that sounds irrelevant for shikai. Hitting people with your transfigured corpse is funny though.
Anonymous No.49615433 >>49615665 >>49615857 >>49621803 >>49638317
hatless futo
Anonymous No.49615665
>>49615433
hatless futo looks extremely defenseless
Anonymous No.49615857
>>49615433
Huh. I swear the artist already uploaded this picture years ago and it was tagged as being a cosplayer/trap.
Anonymous No.49621803
>>49615433
WHO UNDRESSED HER?
Anonymous No.49621881
>>49605209
There is a Chinese mythological basis.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xian_(Taoism)
>The 4th century CE Baopuzi [..] gives some highly detailed descriptions of xian
>Shฤซjiฤ› xiฤn
>This is considered the lowest form of immortality since a person must first "fake" their own death by substituting a bewitched object like a bamboo pole, talisman, or a shoe for their corpse.
Anonymous No.49625859 >>49630918
Would you consider this small woman inherently erotic?
Anonymous No.49630918 >>49631624
>>49625859
Only a pedophile would think like that.
Anonymous No.49631624
>>49630918
I doubt she's that young, dude.
Anonymous No.49635892 >>49638263
futorare
Anonymous No.49638263 >>49645386
>>49635892
Rare Futos? Where?
Anonymous No.49638317
>>49615433
>hatless
you disgusting fuck
Anonymous No.49645386
>>49638263
Here!
Anonymous No.49645389
>>49234046 (OP)
Anonymous No.49651149
>>49234046 (OP)
Futo love Jackalman

Futo love Jackalman

Futo love Jackaman
Anonymous No.49656946
Futo has been defeated. Her thread ends here!
Anonymous No.49656975
Futo bump!
Anonymous No.49661937
>>49234046 (OP)
Anonymous No.49662032
Futa Futo.
Anonymous No.49665974
Fucock
Anonymous No.49669958
Futo?
Anonymous No.49670701 >>49680408
I just like saying Futo.
Futo.
Futo.
Anonymous No.49675160
Triple Futo
Anonymous No.49680408 >>49680483
>>49670701
The more you say futo, the closer she's to becoming celestial.
Anonymous No.49680483 >>49682647 >>49682647
>>49680408
Iรค! Iรค! Futo ftaghn!
Anonymous No.49682647 >>49682658
>>49680483
>>49680483
What language is this?
Anonymous No.49682658 >>49682680
>>49682647
Magic voodoo incah incantations to make you quote a post 2 times.
Anonymous No.49682680 >>49682855
>>49682658
Damn, is this some kind of curse? Can Futo Futo cure it?
Anonymous No.49682855 >>49683127
>>49682680
VE'LN WEN'FI FUTO VE'KH ร–'KHA, VE'ร– VE'SHO FL'KHUN EI; VE'ร– VE'SHO FL'KHA. ร„ร– KHA... FUTOISUM. FLร„SHYN!

First post was R'lyehian, this is Trashtalk. Only blessings here!
Anonymous No.49683127
>>49682855
Uhhh namu?
Anonymous No.49686324 >>49686338 >>49686357
>>49234307
>thou canst not kill an immortal
FOOLHARDY, THOU ART!

no, no, and no. i can't not kill an immortal? as in, i not only can kill one, but i'm always killing them or am obliged to kill at least one one by virtue of being me?

"not" is wrong, it is a double negative. you meant "thou canst killeth an immortal". if you're doing the silly shakespearean bit then at least do it properly. futo is supposed to be from the 7th century though so she'd be indecipherable, something like "gฤ“ ealle ne magon slฤ“an unฤกedศณdelฤซฤ‹ne"
Anonymous No.49686338
>>49686324
Boddhist hands typed this post.
Anonymous No.49686357
>>49686324
>"gฤ“ ealle ne magon slฤ“an unฤกedศณdelฤซฤ‹ne"
Old English is just Old Saxon/Frisian on steroids.
Anonymous No.49690504 >>49701267 >>49703097
The greater Futo is approaching. I can feel it.
Anonymous No.49695225 >>49695259
taoism is dead, bye
Anonymous No.49695259
>>49695225
wow, rude
Anonymous No.49701267 >>49703097
>>49690504
The Daifuto?!
Anonymous No.49703097 >>49708303 >>49715157
>>49690504
>>49701267
She is approaching... at LUDICROUS SPEED! *gorogorogorogoro*
Anonymous No.49708303
>>49703097
SOMEONE STOP HER
Anonymous No.49711454
I like Taoism. It's very Japanese.
Anonymous No.49715157 >>49715203
>>49703097
She's going to puke!
Anonymous No.49715203 >>49715210
>>49715157
Then get your Boddhist ass out of her sight!
Anonymous No.49715210
>>49715203
what the fuck rude!
Anonymous No.49719338 >>49721122 >>49725714 >>49728715
Futon
Anonymous No.49721122 >>49721148
>>49719338
evil
Anonymous No.49721148 >>49725530
>>49721122
doing evil things with futo in a futon!
Anonymous No.49725530
>>49721148
No... leave the futon alone...
Anonymous No.49725714
>>49719338
Wrong, thats a California roll and it is your duty to BITE
Anonymous No.49725773
Futofeet
Anonymous No.49728715 >>49730442
>>49719338
What is she scheming!
Anonymous No.49730250 >>49730282
It's Futover...
Anonymous No.49730282 >>49735140
>>49730250
Here's where you're wrong. It has never been more FutON!
Anonymous No.49730442
>>49728715
Marriage!
Anonymous No.49734483
kuwaeruing futo's futomaki
Anonymous No.49734654
>>49234046 (OP)
Jackalman no futo
Anonymous No.49734661
Sex with Futo in a futon!
Anonymous No.49734774
Sex with futonari Futo futon!
Anonymous No.49735140
>>49730282
It's Futon like Donkey Futong
Anonymous No.49738136 >>49738441
The more you say futon, the closer she's to having a good sleep.
Anonymous No.49738441
>>49738136
Too bad she won't get any sleep since I'll be fucking her all night long, hah!
Anonymous No.49743065
More Futo
Even More Futo
Anonymous No.49743530
I need pictures of Futo in pervy costumes. No, her regular clothes don't count.
Anonymous No.49745033
I can't believe Futo is going to die!
Anonymous No.49745073
The Great One returns to her eternal slumber... oyasumi!
Anonymous No.49745303
Oyasumi Futo obaa-san.
Anonymous No.49753567 >>49753610
This thread's Futo score: 232
Anonymous No.49753610 >>49753631
>>49753567
How is Futo score calculated?
Anonymous No.49753631
>>49753610
CTRL+F "Futo" then I add one more because "This thread's Futo score" contains one Futo in it.
I recognize it's a flawed method but its both the fastest and most consistent way.
Anonymous No.49753685
Sayonara Futo!
Anonymous No.49753904
Futo you.
Anonymous No.49753934
Last Futo for Futo.
Anonymous No.49754118
ctrl + f
Futo
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Anonymous No.49754171
Futo Futo Futo!
Anonymous No.49754723
More than 1000 Futos!