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>>49234154Thee can't killeth an imm'rtal!
>>49234267>TheeThat's the objective case.
>killethThird person suffix.
>imm'rtalContractions of this sort usually occur between identical sounds, for example in the word "ever".
What you most likely meant to write was: Thou canst not kill an immortal!
>>49234307Thanks for the corrections, Futo!
>>49234307>canst notEnglish had double negation in the past?
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>>49234307Smart and clever Futo-chan!
>>49234307Futo chan!!! I'm a big fan!!
>>49234154Can I also fuck the one I kill?
>>49237746Not only did it have double negatives, it had triple and quadruple. Theoretically you could extend this indefinitely based on how much you wanted to emphasise the no, but more than three definitely makes you sound silly (perfect for Futo)
I find Futo ultraerotic, and yet when time comes to slop up some filthy smut of her, I can never come up with anything concrete.
>>49240201What do you think stops you?
>>49240201She stands out as one that could easily be easily tricked, yet she is so endearing that I wouldn't have it in me to make manipulative art of her.
Yet that same quirkiness of hers makes it hard to create more conventional pieces. It feels like it undermines her charms.
I'm rarely in the camp of "You can't lewd this girl" and I do think Futo is very pretty, but I can agree that its a bit of a delicate affair if I wanted to be truly satisfied with it.
>>49240733try this: make faceless guy try to trick her, midway he kind of regret being mean, and in the end she says she was just pretending to be retarded.
>>49240201Lolimate cracked the code, that's why nobody has attempted a Futo doujin since.
Futo couldn't save /jp/ from being erased during the first of April! Futo is a fraud!
>>49234307Futospeak is hard...
>>49240201She has no tits or ass and speaks weird
>>49240201For the hu's I like i find a fetish and explore it with them, try to get something you want to explore using Futo's lewd plate!
>>49241824>She has no titsYou need to stop believing baseless rumors, dude.
>>49243183Doctored image.
>>49240256If I had to put a finger on it... She's a complex character in my headcanon; long story short: torn between her blank-slate "second youth" in reincarnation and a lingering, indelible attraction to the distasteful, unbecoming sort of political intrigue she'd engaged in at Shotoku Taishi's side. Also, Tojiko's mum, as her historical namesake/inspiration was.
Integrating all this into smut is, let's say, a task. Whereas not integrating it feels like resorting to threadbare templates. Which, loving her as I do, feels like a disservice in turn. "I like her too much" would be my pretentious way to put it.
>>49240586Undeniable proof that Buddhism is evil and twisted.
>>49240586Futo promises retribution!
>>49249112Is Futo a member of the Caesar's Legion?
>>49249140>"We will see how pure you are when you are nailed to the wall of the Human village, your body facing west so you can watch your temple burn."Maybe.
>>49249140Ave, true to Miko!
futo is a 5th stage boss. that means shes a candidate to being a protagonist / playable character
>>49252205Dumb Futo dropping a vital piece of evidence, they're going to fingerprint that torch
>>49252849The joke is on them. Futo has no fingerprints!
>>49249378Lets say i actually become a playable character, i'll come to you and ask for your help if anything happens.
>>49249378She's playable in the fighting games just like Orin is available in Th19
Shou's still waiting, though...
>>49234046 (OP)God I want to bully her. Bully her for the stupid way she talks. Bully her for her stupid hat. Bully her for being so stupid. Bully her until she cries.
>>49266594This anon will become a human candle
>>49266594Anon wants to get set on fire! How fun!
>>49266624>>49266634Futo would be to paralyzed from the shock of my bullying to do shit. I WILL break her.
Punching Futo in the face and knocking off her ugly hat!
Pulling back Futo's fingers until she cries and begs you to stop!
Kicking Futo in the stomach until she pisses herself!
We don't bully Futo around these parts!!!
Iโd rather hide her panties and watch her confused reaction!
>>49268165Like she'd even notice!
>>49268172Did you mean that she was preparing disposable panties just in case? Futo is so smart!
Futo is a classy lady and as such does not wear panties
ใใใใๆฏๆฅๅฎถใ็ผใใใ?
Futo wears a fundoshi and she loves to show her cheeks.
Futo deserves to be body shamed until she becomes anorexic.
>>49276332Someone as small as her shouldn't be this smug!
>>49276437The smaller they are, the harder they smug.
>>49276300And they say Taoists are too "old fashioned"...
>>49276332I want to bite this troublemaker's cheeks...
>>49283795here you pyon
fair warning, it's pyorn
https://files.catbox.moe/g4zmdj.jpg
>>49286934But futo is an old man larping as a teen...
the new face of RADICAL taoism
>>49297305HEEEEEELP ME BYAKUREN.
>>49314749moyesyesbe yes futo!
what's with futo and plates? do i need to beat ten desires to unlock the lore?
>>49316794You have to read her entry in Symposium of Post-Mysticism.
Futo molested me when the site was down...
>>49318644What the fuck? Why you? Why not me?
>>49318644You covered yourself in peanut butter, didn't you.
Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo
Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo
Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo
Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo
Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo Futo
I missed you all
I missed Futo
;_;
>>49331581>you allLooking at this thread... who?
>>49337475All the Futo believers!
>>49337475Me! I like her hat!
>>49340109no, just double
>>49340925I wish Futo wasn't so difficult to lewd. I'd be making more slop of her.
>>49341027You don't need to make leader for good sloppa, OP's pic is good sloppa for example
>>49344164but I wanna be the leader.....
>>49344164Lewds*, I love phoneposting.
I hope we get a cute Futo on the bottom of the thread this year
>>49344164nah, non lewd slop has no intrinsic value
>>49344837Futo is a rapist.
>>49344837Futo is naturally obscene. Look at those sleeves!
>>49344965Very flexible, she would be a great arcobat
I can't believe Futo is going to die!
>>49347888Futo never dies! She just reincarnates!
Make a post entirely and only in Futospeak
>>49352279STORM!
EARTH!
HAVING LEFT THE LAND NIGIHAYAHI LOVED, THE HOLY MAIDEN GUARDING THE CROWN PRINCE ON HIS WAY TO TAO'S ENLIGHTENMENT, I, MONONOBE NO FUTO, HAVE NOW APPEARED!
>>49354433She looks like she cried a lot recently.
>>49355998The ice cream...
>>49359248TAISHI
MY ICE CREAM
>>49359248She's crying over ice cream? What a baby.
>>49359429She is pure of heart anon.
>>49344389I don't wanna blow your mind bro, but nothing has intrinsic value.
>>49355998oh yeah haha that's my fault. i've been making her cum so hard she's gets tears in her eyes haha soz
>>49234046 (OP)Futo's fortune slip is the coolest besides Koishi's (UNKNOWN) and Cirno's (horrible luck but you're the strongest so you can get over it same way Reimu does. Reimu's is just boring law of attraction). Stays at 69 and fortune is "whatever you make it to be"
>>49378712This is the second time we've put bunny ears on Futo this thread. We've grown very adept at it.
>>49378777>secondWhich one is the first?
>>49387648Crown prince x futo!?
>>49389251No way, I ship Futo with faceless bald men and the Crown Prince with myself.
he he he porque vos la ves, gay
>>49366250Futo makes her own destiny!
>>49413533I just wish her destiny didn't involve many flames.
>>49413533Her only destiny is to spend eternity in hell for illegally extending her own life.
>>49420205Not if she become a celestial first, you can't call out someone's cheating if they have already won.
>>49420205Futo has not done a single illegal thing in her naturally long life!
>>49423757This. There is no way a hermit like her would cheat at gambling.
>>49426510TECHNICALLY, Futo wasn't participating in the actual game, that one time. TECHNICALLY, she was just doing some feng shui exercises near the bar. TECHNICALLY she may not even have known that a game of any sort was underway nearby.
>>49426517Futo, we know that your hypocrisy knows no bounds.
>>49426554The only thing of Futo's that know no bounds are the length of her sleeves.
Futo could just convert to Buddhism and live an easy life.
>>49427790delving into futo's sleeves to find her little handsies... haaahhhh haaaah.....
>>49432530yeah, futo is dumb like that
>>49435259PREPARE for the consequences of your words!
>>49432614All you'll find is a zippo lighter and a half eaten bagel.
>>49446184What about the plate? Didn't she hide it there, too?
>>49446184>half eaten bagelEveryone knows Futo keeps her emergency bread under her hat. That's why its shaped like that.
>>49461865Futo has become more daring with her choice of swimwear.
>>49464017And that's a good thing!
Every time I set out to do anything with Futo, I end up putting her in a bikini or a bathrobe. What's a possible cute and lewd outfit that would mesh with Futo's futoness well?
>>49479001Fie fie, Anonymous. Prithee, convey unto me: hadst thou in thine earnestโby thy most severe judgement, ay, by thy soberest and soundest reckoningโestimated that Futo might so soon have shuffled off this forth chan? Tush... what a grand and intoxicating innocence.
>>49432614Thy words conjure many a honeyed reverie before the minde's eye, aye, t'is a pleasure for the wit to dream upon. A rosen flush of blood hath found it's way to my very own cheeks. Futo a cute.
>>49317006The natural consequence of romancing any Touhou in existence is developing a case of liver failure no more then 2 years later...
>>49481075You forgot about Sanae. Although being with her probably would force you to drink with Kanako, so your liver will die anyway.
>>49481075But what if i'm a non-drinker.
>>49486676Too bad. There is NO ONE and I mean NO ONE in Gensokyo for you. Even the only non alcoholic, Sanae, lives with two competitive alcoholics who will tease you and bully you until you give in and start drinking, too, just like the other anon said.
Better start getting used to the taste of sake, because everyone will force you to drink alcohol.
>>49486717Wait! There is the head-boddhist who is nondrinker and promotes abstinence.
>>49486811True, but I'm gonna guess her followers will make you drink to exhaustion if you ever stumble upon them during their "Buddhist duty break".
>>49486831Anon could gauge his own eyes to prevent that, "see no evil" and such, you know? Being blind is unpleasant, sure, but won't kill him as fast as liver failure.
Or he could start drinking...
>>49486811She may not drink, but all her followers have been stated to drink like crazy when she's not around. If you're with her, you're living with her followers, and you're going to get dragged along with them.
>>49486870Her followers are also yokais, you will be surrounded by yokais who have been abstaining their desires unattended.
>>49486900>desiresOf what kind?
>>49486951Snacks, headpats, hugs, etc
Shou wants sex but no one cares about Shou
>>49486868Futo's panties...... such modern undergarments........
>>49366020Thy mind hath omitted, with either an ignorance most brazen or a slip, as on dark ice, the intrinsic value of our Futers!
>>49486957>headpats, hugsI would give those to youkai! If Buddhists can grant such opportunities, how can Taoists even compete?
>Shou wants sexEww...
>>49486717But what are they gonna do when i'll say "sorry I do not drink alchohol" ?
>>49493983They will declare their intent and then their spellcard. You better be skillful enough to keep your convictions and not be obliged to drink.
>>49493999Damn people really take drinking alchohol seriously in Gensokyo, I guess I should lie low then.
>>49496386I know she also appeared in TD (and they also share appearances in fightans, huh...), but this is not Mamizou's thread.
>>49490091If Futo isn't real, then how am I married to her? Checkmate, Buddhists.
>>49496453You can't marry a plate, dude.
>>49446184I know she's got a piece of pizza in there somewhere.
>>49383642futo futo
oh mononobe
you are my candy girl
and you got me wanting you
>>49496366What's her position?
>>49509239Are you making fun of how Futo talks, nerd?
>>49505456tfw it's bud inspection day
>>49509239This umbrella has now been added to the long list of Futo's enemies.
>>49509286>>49510105Who do you thinks puts fire off at the Myouren temple? Know your mismatches, miss Funny-words
>>49513075Hey fuck you, umbrella bitch.
>>49514095Youmu is a bigger dork though.
>>49523849one swing of those udders and futo would suffer a concussion
>>49527742Indeed. The Dao De Jing isn't a very long read, and available to everyone through the internet. Why not give it at least a cursory glance, or better yet, a read?
>>49533579I'd rather read Futo doujins.
Futo always pays her taxes like a dork.
>>49538189Death is not certain for her, she can go easier on taxes then. Escaping both would be too much power for single individual.
>>49534453I'd rather read Futo fanfics (there are none)
I have replaced Youmu with Futo as my #3 best 2hu.
>>49538314You can write one!
>>49538963Congrats! Now read the Dao De Jing!
>>49509239I kinda like how poetic she spoke ngl
>>49549699>poeticThat's Funglish
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RAAAAUUUUGHHHH
>>49556033Excellent cosplay, Yoshika.
>>49560175Futo with makeup
>>49556033Futo without makeup
>>49549699desu I would listen to her taoist lectures both for the way she talks, and for me believing that she has a great adorable voice
>>49560270Futo is NOT a zombie!
>>49561303All shikaisen is an undead creature that isn't really different from a zombie.
hey guys what's going on in this thre--
>>49575615https://files.catbox.moe/suodnv.jpg
Futo is a naughty old woman.
>>49589421Futo is my sugar granny. As in I give her sugar (candy) and she talks like a granny in my vicinity.
Mononobe no fucking Futo!!!
Mononononononono futofutofutofutofuto
You can't handle the Futo.
>>49577598W-what happens next?
>>49602104You can't marry a deader.
>While there are many ways to become a shikaisen, it seems that the method she used was to "completely abandon the body, transfer the soul into a particular object and, when the time comes, the object will take their form while their corpse becomes the object." The object she used is said to have been a plate.(*3)
If I broke her plate, would she die?
Is this a familiar concept in Chinese myth or something (immortality attached to a physical object)? Pardon my projection but ZUN didn't see D&D liches and go "wow Mr. Gygax, your phylactery is such a nice size" did he?
>>49605209>If I broke her plate, would she die?It sounds like you could find it in the first place.
>>49605209>If I broke her plate, would she die?No. The "trick" in shikai is that inanimate objects have no prescribed lifespan. So, by removing your soul from your human body (which has an expiration date) and placing it in an inanimate object, you dodge the issue of dying of old age. Then, because souls in Touhou are what determines your physical form (as we know from Mokou's condition), the inanimate object over time takes on the "shape" of your soul, while your abandoned body takes on the shape of the object with which you swapped souls. In Futo's case, the plate she inhabited turned into her, while her dead body turned into the plate. It is no more nor less than that now - her former body.
Incidentally, it is likely that the sword that Miko carries around is the same sword she swapped souls with during her shikai. Which makes this LE page extra lewd.
>>49608715I wanted to bring Miko up too - putting your soul into something meant to hit things doesn't seem too smart, but that sounds irrelevant for shikai. Hitting people with your transfigured corpse is funny though.
>>49615433hatless futo looks extremely defenseless
>>49615433Huh. I swear the artist already uploaded this picture years ago and it was tagged as being a cosplayer/trap.
>>49615433WHO UNDRESSED HER?
>>49605209There is a Chinese mythological basis.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xian_(Taoism)
>The 4th century CE Baopuzi [..] gives some highly detailed descriptions of xian>Shฤซjiฤ xiฤn>This is considered the lowest form of immortality since a person must first "fake" their own death by substituting a bewitched object like a bamboo pole, talisman, or a shoe for their corpse.
Would you consider this small woman inherently erotic?
>>49625859Only a pedophile would think like that.
>>49630918I doubt she's that young, dude.
>>49635892Rare Futos? Where?
>>49615433>hatlessyou disgusting fuck
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>>49234046 (OP)Futo love Jackalman
Futo love Jackalman
Futo love Jackaman
Futo has been defeated. Her thread ends here!
I just like saying Futo.
Futo.
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>>49670701The more you say futo, the closer she's to becoming celestial.
>>49680408Iรค! Iรค! Futo ftaghn!
>>49680483>>49680483What language is this?
>>49682647Magic voodoo incah incantations to make you quote a post 2 times.
>>49682658Damn, is this some kind of curse? Can Futo Futo cure it?
>>49682680VE'LN WEN'FI FUTO VE'KH ร'KHA, VE'ร VE'SHO FL'KHUN EI; VE'ร VE'SHO FL'KHA. รร KHA... FUTOISUM. FLรSHYN!
First post was R'lyehian, this is Trashtalk. Only blessings here!
>>49234307>thou canst not kill an immortalFOOLHARDY, THOU ART!
no, no, and no. i can't not kill an immortal? as in, i not only can kill one, but i'm always killing them or am obliged to kill at least one one by virtue of being me?
"not" is wrong, it is a double negative. you meant "thou canst killeth an immortal". if you're doing the silly shakespearean bit then at least do it properly. futo is supposed to be from the 7th century though so she'd be indecipherable, something like "gฤ ealle ne magon slฤan unฤกedศณdelฤซฤne"
>>49686324Boddhist hands typed this post.
>>49686324>"gฤ ealle ne magon slฤan unฤกedศณdelฤซฤne"Old English is just Old Saxon/Frisian on steroids.
The greater Futo is approaching. I can feel it.
>>49690504>>49701267She is approaching... at LUDICROUS SPEED! *gorogorogorogoro*
>>49703097SOMEONE STOP HER
I like Taoism. It's very Japanese.
>>49703097She's going to puke!
>>49715157Then get your Boddhist ass out of her sight!
>>49715203what the fuck rude!
>>49721122doing evil things with futo in a futon!
>>49721148No... leave the futon alone...
>>49719338Wrong, thats a California roll and it is your duty to BITE
>>49719338What is she scheming!
>>49730250Here's where you're wrong. It has never been more FutON!
kuwaeruing futo's futomaki
>>49234046 (OP)Jackalman no futo
Sex with Futo in a futon!
Sex with futonari Futo futon!
>>49730282It's Futon like Donkey Futong
The more you say futon, the closer she's to having a good sleep.
>>49738136Too bad she won't get any sleep since I'll be fucking her all night long, hah!
I need pictures of Futo in pervy costumes. No, her regular clothes don't count.
I can't believe Futo is going to die!
The Great One returns to her eternal slumber... oyasumi!
This thread's Futo score: 232
>>49753567How is Futo score calculated?
>>49753610CTRL+F "Futo" then I add one more because "This thread's Futo score" contains one Futo in it.
I recognize it's a flawed method but its both the fastest and most consistent way.
ctrl + f
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EVERYONE LOVES FUTO!
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