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Anonymous No.49300595 >>49302324 >>49302458 >>49302617 >>49303527 >>49326482 >>49353849 >>49358693 >>49386664 >>49513373 >>49533103 >>49626047 >>49629515
Rin! Rin! Rin~!
Who's calling (You), if not Yukarin?
Anonymous No.49300641
Anonymous No.49300720 >>49301354 >>49470521
Anonymous, please answer me. It's me, it's me, I'm the one calling (you).
Anonymous No.49300827
Anon, anon, are you still with me? I think other people are listening in on usβ€”but stay with me. You need to listen to me.
Anonymous No.49300991
>*dududu dududu dududu*
Anonymous No.49301354 >>49302415
>>49300720
Koishi why do you have my number
Anonymous No.49302324 >>49302427
>>49300595 (OP)
I need dudes!
Anonymous No.49302415 >>49638642
>>49301354
It's unimportant. The important thing I need to tell y
Anonymous No.49302427 >>49302593
>>49302324
You need... dudes?
Anonymous No.49302458 >>49302614
>>49300595 (OP)
I don't pick up because I don't answer unknown numbers.
Anonymous No.49302593 >>49302646
>>49302427
YES! I'M IN A FIGHT! I NEED MORE MEN!
Anonymous No.49302614
>>49302458
imagine all the missed chances and all the hot chicks you passed on because of your boring attitude.
Anonymous No.49302617 >>49302751
>>49300595 (OP)
Why'd you call me?
Anonymous No.49302646 >>49302656
>>49302593
ROGER THAT, DISPENSING DUDES!
Anonymous No.49302656
>>49302646
THANKS MA'AM! WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS!
Anonymous No.49302751 >>49303021
>>49302617
You're gonna need to pick up at least two boxes of Cabernet while you're down at the liquor store, or girls' night is gonna be a total bore. You wouldn't let a sweet little girl down, would you anon?
Anonymous No.49303021 >>49303853
>>49302751
I'll see what I can do about it...
Anonymous No.49303395 >>49303474
Yukari gapping different poor defenseless outside world men into her bedroom every day in hopes of trying all the different dick types in the world
Anonymous No.49303474 >>49303485 >>49309841
>>49303395
Gappy realizing there's only one kind of human dick and going for animals!
Anonymous No.49303485 >>49303530 >>49345856
>>49303474
my dick is not like your dick
mine has a curve
Anonymous No.49303527 >>49303853
>>49300595 (OP)
Hello? Ah yes, thanks... yeah, uhhh- I'll be ordering (1) Yukarin, extra Yakumo with... yeah yeah, extra charge i know. Extra side of Gappy and uhhhh- surprise me on the vintage... I'll be ordering it for immediate pick up yes...
Anonymous No.49303530 >>49303663
>>49303485
You should see a doctor
Anonymous No.49303663
>>49303530
look it up its normal to have a bit of a curve
it means you can reach hard to reach places inside yukaris coochie
Anonymous No.49303853 >>49303941
>>49303021
Good, and rememberβ€”so does she!

>>49303527
Immediate pick-up? That won't be neccessary, as the Gappy delivers itself. Do you want it in your lap right now, or in the fridge for later?
Anonymous No.49303880 >>49311093 >>49311126
Yugari :--DDDDDDD
Anonymous No.49303941
>>49303853
>as the Gappy delivers itself.
So will that be extra charge? I'm already paying a pretty penny(mentally) for extra gappy Yukarin
Anonymous No.49306655 >>49306763
All of the hags now each have their own threads: full hag equilibrium has been reached!
Anonymous No.49306763 >>49307336
>>49306655
Not all, Junko is missing at least. Then there's also the likes of Shinki, Ran, Seiga etc. Kasen, Keine, Letty, Nemuno, Tojiko and others could be also shoehorned.
Anonymous No.49307336
>>49306763
There's main hags and there's side hags.
Anonymous No.49309841
>>49303474
There's not just one type of human dick. She might find animal penises more interesting but all our dicks are different in size shape color the direction they lean to etc
Anonymous No.49310511 >>49310566
what would you do in this situation?
Anonymous No.49310566
>>49310511
Confess first then grope, ez win
Anonymous No.49310578 >>49311093
Shoe dangling is so erotic
Anonymous No.49311093 >>49311126 >>49311173
>>49310578
All that's missing is some sheer pantyhose, but Yukari doesn't really feel like a hosehu. It's almost always white frilly / long socks with her, but I guess that's what suits her best.

>>49303880
Yugers :-DD
Anonymous No.49311126 >>49311164
>>49303880
>>49311093
Yugarib >:DDDD
Anonymous No.49311164
>>49311126
Nanga pelgo desu DD-:>
Anonymous No.49311173
>>49311093
Anonymous No.49313782 >>49313805 >>49315005 >>49317253
I refuse to believe that she smells bad, women don't stink as bad as men.
Anonymous No.49313805 >>49315005
>>49313782
Haha actually believe that?
Anonymous No.49315005 >>49315025 >>49315080 >>49315113 >>49317247
>>49313782
>>49313805
She smells good, but it's not the kind of fragrance she'd get from expensive shampoos or dousing herself in perfume; it's the kind of beautiful, natural smell she can only attribute to her mature lady pheromones. Just solved an incident? She smells amazing. Just woke up from a 20 hour nap? She smells fantastic. Semi-conscious on the couch after a gallon of sake? You bet. At any given time, in any kind of situation, Yukari is the kind of woman whose pits you both could, and would want to bury your face in. She's just that great.
Anonymous No.49315025 >>49315109 >>49329326
>>49315005
I'd rather she smother my face with her cute soles
Anonymous No.49315080
>>49315005
Good post.
Anonymous No.49315109
>>49315025
I swear you feetfags can't even do smell fetishes right. Useless
Anonymous No.49315113
>>49315005
You get it, Yukari's smell is always a good one even when it's not!
Anonymous No.49316986 >>49317003
conceptualize the aroma
Anonymous No.49317003 >>49317019
>>49316986
I prefer the one with the futapenis.
Anonymous No.49317019
>>49317003
I don't, but thanks for sharing!
Anonymous No.49317247
>>49315005
Women will find the fragrance stinky, men find it irresistable
Anonymous No.49317253
>>49313782
She stinks because she sleeps all year. You'll just have to carry her to the bathtub and hose her down a few times during a particularly long nap.
Anonymous No.49318441
YUKARIIIIIN
Anonymous No.49319160
Yukarin is feeling lethargic...
Anonymous No.49321505
Anonymous No.49326436 >>49326457 >>49327109 >>49334096 >>49334314 >>49425048
What do you like the most about Yukari Yakumo?
Anonymous No.49326457 >>49329248
>>49326436
she's a charming lady with nice boobies and smokin hot legs.
Anonymous No.49326482
>>49300595 (OP)
Oh hey Yukari, listen: I need advice on how to romance the Buddhist Nun.
I know she's probably bad for me, but she's pretty, works hard, is family-oriented, and my chest feels tight when I look at her!
Anonymous No.49327109
>>49326436
Tbh I don't really want to date her, but I'm sure she has tons of interesting stories. I'd also love to talk to her about the automation she does with her shikigami, it'd be neat to apprentice under her. Probably impossible though.
Anonymous No.49329248
>>49326457
Very trustworthy, too. In fact, I'd like to share all of my secrets with her.
Anonymous No.49329326
>>49315025
Anonymous No.49333786
Anonymous No.49334096
>>49326436
how marriageable she is
Anonymous No.49334314
>>49326436
Aside from her design (which i like the most out of 2hus) she isn't really defined by one personality so anyone can depict her as elegant or dorky, or anything in between, which i find endearing.
Anonymous No.49337234
Does Yukari-san fail those "Verify you are human" captchas?
Anonymous No.49337319
Don't let her die!
Anonymous No.49337729 >>49342909 >>49342912
HAGGIER
SAGGIER
Anonymous No.49339037 >>49340538
Anonymous No.49340538 >>49341584
>>49339037
Translate!
Anonymous No.49341584 >>49342962
>>49340538
NTA, but it's translated on Danbooru.
Anonymous No.49342849
Scary woman!
Anonymous No.49342855
STOP GAPPING MY PENIS INTO YOUR VAGINA YOU HARLOT
Anonymous No.49342909 >>49538329
>>49337729
WHY do I like this so much? It's not natural!
Anonymous No.49342912
>>49337729
Do you think they drag on the floor and leave a trail of sweat and milk behind
Anonymous No.49342950 >>49349350
HAG!
Anonymous No.49342962
>>49341584
cute homosexuals
Anonymous No.49345124 >>49345127 >>49345882 >>49345898
Anonymous No.49345127 >>49345882 >>49345898
>>49345124
Anonymous No.49345135
Anonymous No.49345619 >>49345638
Anonymous No.49345623 >>49367960
Anonymous No.49345638
>>49345619
more to hug
Anonymous No.49345662
Anonymous No.49345856
>>49303485
C U R V E D S W O R D S
Anonymous No.49345882
>>49345124
>>49345127
Disgusting.
Anonymous No.49345898
>>49345124
>>49345127
Hot. Hag sex.
Anonymous No.49345991 >>49346047
Anonymous No.49346047 >>49358521 >>49375693
>>49345991
Fake news, as the master of shikigamis, Yukarin is a Terry A. Davis-tier programmer.
Anonymous No.49347848 >>49349317 >>49390726
Anonymous No.49347850 >>49349317 >>49390726
Anonymous No.49347853 >>49349317 >>49390726
Anonymous No.49347858 >>49349317 >>49390726
Anonymous No.49347862 >>49349317 >>49390726
Anonymous No.49349317 >>49352045
>>49347848
>>49347850
>>49347853
>>49347858
>>49347862
Are there more of these?
Anonymous No.49349350
>>49342950
Rude. Yukari is a lovely, mature lady
Anonymous No.49350059
Raw hag breeding
Turning that flab into baby fat
Merciless impregnation
Atleast 14 kids
Anonymous No.49352045
>>49349317
Not for Yukari specifically but there's a set for Yuuka too.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/25196
I hope the Yukari set gets translated eventually.
Anonymous No.49353646
Anonymous No.49353849
>>49300595 (OP)
Rin! Rin! Rin!
Anonymous No.49356661 >>49356731
Anonymous No.49356731
>>49356661
*kisses her forehead goodnight*
Anonymous No.49358126 >>49358196
I wish I could be spirited away
Anonymous No.49358196 >>49358540
>>49358126
What have you tried?
Anonymous No.49358521 >>49358684
>>49346047
>Terry A. Davis-tier
They have starkly different approaches to trains.
Anonymous No.49358540 >>49358690
>>49358196
I was under the impression it was entirely circumstantial. Should I be taking nightwalks?
Anonymous No.49358684
>>49358521
Yukari ran over Terry because TempleOS was actually opening a portal to Gensokyo?
Anonymous No.49358690 >>49358705
>>49358540
are you actively suicidal? that usually helps.
Anonymous No.49358693
>>49300595 (OP)
Hm? Oh hi. Yeah, I called earlier today but no one was home, thanks for returning the call.
Yeah, I'm taking Ran out on a date tonight and just wanted to confirm what time would be best to pick her up. Could you get her on the phone, please?
Anonymous No.49358705 >>49358731
>>49358690
No I greatly fear what lies beyond
Anonymous No.49358731
>>49358705
guess your best bet would be "being forgotten" and passing into gensokyo on your own
Anonymous No.49361195 >>49370940
Our girl.
Anonymous No.49361288
Why would a yokai sage call a retard like me? We do not even speak the same language.
Anonymous No.49361594 >>49366151
squish
Anonymous No.49365128
>>49365112
oh fuck. there was already post like this,
Anonymous No.49366151 >>49366851 >>49367963 >>49382472 >>49386656
>>49361594
Squish the hag
Anonymous No.49366851 >>49367960 >>49382472 >>49386656
>>49366151
Lady Yukari... you're getting a bit flabby...
Anonymous No.49367960 >>49382472 >>49386656
>>49366851
That’s why she uses Suika’s powers to make herself slimmer >>49345623
Anonymous No.49367963
>>49366151
Squish.
Anonymous No.49370841
I find squishy yukarin hot, not obese though, that's disgusting.
Anonymous No.49370940 >>49375077
>>49361195
By what token?
Anonymous No.49375077
>>49370940
She's just one of /jp/'s beloveds. Plus her theme won in the last popularity poll.
Anonymous No.49375693
>>49346047
Oh please, do you really believe Yukari would bother with all that work and rely on robust, highly defined logic to build her shikigami? She thrives on vagueness and barely-defined, incomprehensible rules, so Ran is obviously just an expansive LLM running on the FairyNet. It's grossly inefficient, of course, but when you have this much processing capacity available, such a minor trifle doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.49378675 >>49378691
Yukarin wouldn't harm a fly. Probably.
Anonymous No.49378691
>>49378675
Beautiful eyes
Anonymous No.49382135
Pick it up, Anon.
Anonymous No.49382232
Fat lazy fatass fatty that needs to gap penises into her vagina because she's too lazy to get up and find a man
Anonymous No.49382472
>>49366151
>>49366851
>>49367960
Mating press
Anonymous No.49384479
Anonymous No.49384587
Anonymous No.49386656
>>49366151
>>49366851
>>49367960
All erotic
Anonymous No.49386664
>>49300595 (OP)
Best white woman
Anonymous No.49388620
Yukari is fucking me in the amazon position as i write this post!!
Anonymous No.49389449
Beauty
Anonymous No.49390726
>>49347848
>>49347850
>>49347853
>>49347858
>>49347862
Translate it weebs
Anonymous No.49394407 >>49394856
Anonymous No.49394840 >>49394847
The cherry trees were in full bloom at Hakugyokurou, filling the air with cherry blossoms and the sweet scent of vanilla that filled the halls. The servants fluttered about, right and left, faceless apparitions preparing meals, sorting out rooms, and caring for various tasks. Yuyuko and Suika sat across from each other, sitting on pillows with A banquet spread across the table that separated them: roast duck, boar, beef, and other unidentifiable meat alongside numerous sweets and bottles of Sake. After everything else, a covered wooden container was left centered on the table.

"Thank you for preparing this meal, Youmu."

The half-phantom bowed, "You are welcome, my lady. I live only to serve you."

Suika laughed, "Wow, you're as much of a suck up as ever, ya'know."

"Ah, please don't be mean to poor Youmu, she really did put a lot of effort into this."

"Whatever, it's just nice to hang out like this. The shrine never has enough food."

Yuyuko agreed, "Yes, it's nice that we're able to have such an enjoyable get-together, Suika."

The two of them lapsed into silence as they began eating, taking from every plate while leaving the wooden container untouched. The conversation was light and enjoyable, with jokes about acquaintances, questions about what the other had been doing recently, and laughter.

"You should have seen how Yukari was back when I was causing everybody to party, she was so worried about me but didn't have the heart to say it or to explain to others what was going on, talk about shy."

"Yes, I wonder how our Yukari would be if a certain someone were kinder to her? Perhaps if they invited her to spend some time with their friends."

"Please, it's your shitty encouragement of her, half her problems are caused by that overly shy, attention loving personality. I'll show you what, I'll go right to her house and drag her to the village, that'll do her some good!" Suika shot back.

"Perhaps you should treat her with more kindness than, don't think I don't know those rude things you say about our Yukari."

"Please, you've given that dirty trickster her fair share of grief. How about you do it yourself, princess, invite Yukari to a party yourself!"

"I'm not the homeless bum here you Oni, the Yama has her demands. Maybe if you went back underground where you belonged and gave poor Yuugi a break, you'd have an excuse."

"Please, she's handling herself fine, besides, it's not like I have anything to do with what she or the others get up to nowadays."

Yuyuko rose from the table and tilted her head to the side, innocently and dog-like. "So, how about we settle this with a Danmaku bout?" In contrast to her polite demeanour, a black aura grew from behind her, causing Youmu to take a step back as Yuyuko's smile became vicious.

Suika almost burst out laughing, her chains rattling as a black aura appeared around her, "Now, you're talking!"

The massive waves of pressure each of them emitted began to solidify, blowing the doors to the room out into the courtyard outside, but that was when a gap cut clean through the space between them.

"Just what are you two getting up to, playing Danmaku without me?"

Yukari appeared in the door frame with a popping sound as she closed her gap behind her.

Instantly, the tension in the room vanished as both of her friends put on their best faces. "Yo, Yukari, nice to see you!" Suika said, smiling as she rubbed the back of her head.

"Although I wonder how you were able to find us?"

"If you can believe it, a certain white rabbit told me when I visited Eientei. She's quite the gossip, you know?"

Yuyuko turned her head to where Youmu now stood in the corner of the room, looking nervous as she rested a hand on her sword. "I, uh, might have mentioned something to Reisen," Youmu gulped.

Yuyuko shook her head, "Youmu, what am I going to do with you?"

Yukari didn't waste any more time, stepping past the threshold into the room as Ran appeared behind her. "I'm a bit offended to see my two best friends hanging out without me, you know? Ran, what do you think about this?"

"They could have offered you an invitation, but-"

"See, you should have invited me," Yukari pouted, gapping in a pillow for her to sit down on. "Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to dig in."

Suika blinked. "Uh, you sure about that? I don't think this meal will be to your, uhh... Tastes."

"Mh, yes, Suika's right. We should go to your home, I'm sure you have something more suitable there."

Suika felt her eyebrow twitch; they had danced around the subject for Yukari's sake, but she could really be oblivious. "Oi, idiot, it's human."

Indeed, all the roast duck was gone, even the boar and beef, leaving only a few meals prepared from human meat. A delicacy in Gensokyo and the Netherworld, something that neither of them would ever be allowed to eat at a shrine banquet. Across the whole table, there was

Yukari moved before anybody could stop her. "Well, what about-"
Anonymous No.49394847 >>49399264
>>49394840
Yukari shut her mouth as she saw what was in the covered container, a singular football-sized soup dumpling that barely contained a human-sized brain inside.

"It's something the Sumireko girl showed Youmu," Yuyuko explained, "The outside world sure has a lot of neat ideas."

Yukari stood frozen, looking at the massive human brain dumpling as some black flame swirled behind her eyes.

"My lady, perhaps it would be better if we returned to Mayohiga, I'm sure, Chen and I can prepare something for you three on short notice."

"No," Yukari protested, puncturing the dumpling with a spoon and taking a heap of brain matter into her mouth.

Yukari chewed deliberately, doing her best to show off to Yuyuko and Suika even as the sound of human brain matter in between her teeth made her stomach queasy. Finally, Yukari finished chewing and forced herself to swallow the brain matter, holding down her vomit all the while.

"See," she said, breathless and flushed, "I'm a real Youkai, over one thousand years old and everything, in fact I-"

-page break-

Yukari trashed back and forth on the operating table, foam coming from her mouth as the wards of the room buckled, desperately trying to hold her back. Above her stood the head doctor at the Hourai Pharmaceutical group, Erin Yagakoro.

Eirin deftly dodged as Yukari split the space where she stood, surging towards the bound patient in a single jump as she pressed a syringe into her.

"There you go, miss Yakumo," Eirin said in a sweet voice, "Just go to sleep, we can't have you hurting anybody else, now can we?"

Yukari's eyes fluttered as she fought against the urge to sleep, but she was far too unaware of herself to mount any substantial effort as her eyelids closed. The wards surrounding the room calmed down as Yukari stopped struggling, and Eirin finally relaxed, removing the syringe from Yukari.

"This certainly is a strange case," Eirin said, "It seems she's developed multiple types of prion diseases in a short matter of time. Has she eaten any human meat recently?"

Ran sat across from them booth bandaged, "Yes, but not a lot, it was only a single bite before she started foaming at the mouth."

"Yes, well, this isn't beyond my ability to treat, although she will be occupied here for quite some time."

Ran cried. "Oh, this is all my fault, if I had stopped her or, or-"

Eirin was at her side in an instant, holding the nine-tailed fox and petting her head. "Don't worry, Ran, this isn't your fault. Yukari isn't a child,"

Ran sniffled. "Yes, it's just hard to forget that sometimes, with how she acts, I'll... manage in her absence as I do every winter, I'll have to talk with Reimu."

"I'll see you later as well, Ran, if you ever need help with anything, just ask."

"I will," she said, nodding to Eirin and moving from her touch.

Ran left the room, giving Eirin an opportunity to slump down in her seat as she let out a sigh. "Well, let's get right to fixing you up. Tewi really should be more careful."
Anonymous No.49394856
>>49394407
Hi Yu-chan!
Anonymous No.49396554 >>49396579
Fun Yukari Facts!
There's a gap on the entrance of Yukari's lewd hole, so that creampies are shot directly into the Hakurei Shrine Maiden's Womb!
That's how the Hakurei bloodline continues while keeping their vow of chastity.
Anonymous No.49396579 >>49396648
>>49396554
Does it go both ways?
If I Creampie Reimu does it go into Yukari's womb?
Anonymous No.49396648
>>49396579
Of course. Now you are thinking with portals.
Anonymous No.49399264
>>49394847
cutest retard falling for peer pressure
Anonymous No.49402661 >>49406114
Yukarin my beloved.
Anonymous No.49406062 >>49406114 >>49407087
This is the face of someone who could do no wrong.
Anonymous No.49406114
>>49402661
>>49406062
Aaah, I wanna mess her up.
Anonymous No.49406306 >>49406311
My cock between Yukarin's breasts
Anonymous No.49406311
>>49406306
my cock in yukari's gap!
Anonymous No.49407087
>>49406062
Is that... a knife? It doesn't look sharp, but it also looks nothing like a fan.
Anonymous No.49410760
My nose on Yukari
Anonymous No.49413415
I need to get forcibly mated by Yukari and flood the Hakurei Shrine with at least 60 half youkai children!!!
Anonymous No.49416816
Anonymous No.49419485 >>49419572 >>49432577
"In the name of Gensokyo, I will punish you!"
Anonymous No.49419572
>>49419485
Anonymous No.49422557 >>49427597 >>49430315
Yukari-nyan...
Anonymous No.49424109
wakey wakey!
Anonymous No.49425048
>>49326436
>What do you like the most about Yukari Yakumo?
Her shikigami, Yakumo Ran
Anonymous No.49427597 >>49430327
>>49422557
Anonymous No.49430315
>>49422557
She wishes
Anonymous No.49430326
Nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan
Yukari owes me paizurikara
Anonymous No.49430327
>>49427597
kawaiina
Anonymous No.49432577 >>49438479
>>49419485
A certain lawyer's PoV
Anonymous No.49438462 >>49438546 >>49438993
Be not afraid.
Anonymous No.49438479
>>49432577
But who is the lawyer and what did he do.
Anonymous No.49438546
>>49438462
What is the old lady thinking???
Anonymous No.49438993
>>49438462
Miss Yukari is cute!
Anonymous No.49443018 >>49443750 >>49444030
So sleepy...
Anonymous No.49443750
>>49443018
So sleepy she sometimes forgets to put on clothes.
https://files.catbox.moe/1pbdcg.png
Anonymous No.49444030
>>49443018
Anonymous No.49444291 >>49446291 >>49446516
Yukari breast milk.....
Anonymous No.49446291 >>49446522
>>49444291
Sweet and silken pearls
rolling down hag's supple breasts
ripples in coffee

Fruits of ripened age
seldom savored; often scorned
she them with you shares

Balcony in rain
her beside you, loving gaze
summer of the soul
Anonymous No.49446516
>>49444291
Do not!
Reliable sources claim its texture is akin to that of spiderwebs, and its taste is not too dissimilar.
Anonymous No.49446522
>>49446291
Anonymous No.49446621
Yukarin training!
Anonymous No.49450362
Anonymous No.49451355
Anonymous No.49454100 >>49457455
I bet she's a great cuddler
Anonymous No.49457455 >>49457493
>>49454100
Yukarin's hugs are EX tier.
Anonymous No.49457493 >>49461008
>>49457455
Nah, they're clearly PH.
Anonymous No.49460982 >>49460993
Anonymous No.49460993
>>49460982
puyo puyo yukarin
Anonymous No.49461008 >>49462835 >>49463087 >>49463237
>>49457493
>Nah, they're clearly PH.
Perfect Hag?
Anonymous No.49462030
Reminder: Yukari is the only 2hu who can shit YOUR pants.
Anonymous No.49462835 >>49463087
>>49461008
I meant Phantasm because she's not an Extra boss, but let's go with that sure.
Anonymous No.49463087
>>49461008
>>49462835
The Phantasm (PH) stage has only appeared once across all of Touhou, and who was it's boss?
I think the first anon is onto something.
Anonymous No.49463237
>>49461008
Nah, Past Her (Prime).
Anonymous No.49463271
I won't stop breeding with Yukarin until 70% of Gensokyo's population has purple eyes and blonde hair
Anonymous No.49463376 >>49463403
I bet the best effective method to seduce her is to sing 50s-70s love songs
Anonymous No.49463403 >>49463478 >>49463695 >>49471201
>>49463376
>50s-70s
BC or AD?
Anonymous No.49463478 >>49466681 >>49470420
>>49463403
The 2250's BC.

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2 litta''id bΔ“let iΕ‘Ε‘Δ« rabΔ«t igigΔ«
3 iőtar zumrā raőubti ilātim
4 litta''id bΔ“let ilΔ« niΕ‘Δ« rabΔ«t igigΔ«

5 őāt mΔ“leαΉ£im ruāmam labΕ‘at
6 za'nat inbΔ« mΔ«kiam u kuzbam
7 őāt mΔ“leαΉ£im ruāmam labΕ‘at
8 za'nat inbΔ« mΔ«kiam u kuzbam

9 őaptīn duőőupat balāṭum pīőa
10 simtiőőa ihannīma ṣīhātum
11 Ε‘arhat irΔ«mΕ« ramΓ» rΔ“Ε‘uΕ‘Ε‘a
12 banÒ őimtāőa bitrāmā īnāőa őitārā
Anonymous No.49463695
>>49463403
Both
Anonymous No.49466681
>>49463478
Yukarin isn't Ugaritic! She's just from the distant future, that's all.
Anonymous No.49470382
Anonymous No.49470420
>>49463478
Motherfucker reciting this poem will result in you telling her she is a sex goddess, you might as well say to her you are willing to be raped on the spot.
Anonymous No.49470472 >>49470497 >>49471193
Yukari raped me...
Anonymous No.49470497 >>49545997
>>49470472
Hags cannot rape you without your consent, anon.
Anonymous No.49470521 >>49471199
>>49300720
Hello? Hello? Who's this?
Anonymous No.49470581
She gives big hugs to Reimu!
Anonymous No.49471193
>>49470472
You too? ;-;
Anonymous No.49471199
>>49470521
We don't cotton to freaks here in /jp/!
Anonymous No.49471201
>>49463403
Yukari gets to have TWO cakes!
Anonymous No.49473202
Yukarin owes me nursing handjobs
Anonymous No.49476479
grown women
Anonymous No.49479158 >>49479172
Anonymous No.49479172
>>49479158
Incredibly smug Yukari
Anonymous No.49479557
MATING PRESS
Anonymous No.49484312
Anonymous No.49484427 >>49493744
Anonymous No.49487983 >>49492071
Why won't you pick it up, Anon?
Anonymous No.49492071 >>49492358 >>49508589
>>49487983
Why does she look so small here?
Anonymous No.49492219
Yugari :DDDDDD
Anonymous No.49492358
>>49492071
small yukari!
Anonymous No.49493675
lolikari
Anonymous No.49493744 >>49496929
>>49484427
Can't blame her for dozing off immediately, Ran should have picked something better than fuckin Monopoly
Anonymous No.49496315 >>49504013
Such a snoozer, man. Such a sleepyhead. Such a sluggard.
Anonymous No.49496929
>>49493744
something with train could've helped.
Anonymous No.49497520 >>49499940
THE
SAGE'S
SAGGING
SAGGERS

SSS
Anonymous No.49499940
>>49497520
Truly, SSS-tier.
Anonymous No.49503951 >>49504755
Anonymous No.49504013
>>49496315
Me too! We'd get along great.
Anonymous No.49504755
>>49503951
kek
Anonymous No.49504869 >>49505026 >>49515876
Anonymous No.49505026 >>49509839
>>49504869
Why did she do it?
Anonymous No.49508589
>>49492071
Manipulating the boundary between petite and buxom is trivial for one such as Yukarin.
Anonymous No.49509839
>>49505026
jotaro is her type. mommy milfs love jotaro. lolis too.
Anonymous No.49513152 >>49513183
Hello there.
Anonymous No.49513183
>>49513152
General Yakumo.
Anonymous No.49513373 >>49514245
>>49300595 (OP)
Going to bed with yukarin...
Anonymous No.49514245 >>49514472
>>49513373
Makes sense, after all, a bed is Yukari's natural habitat, she is known to spend at least 20 hours in it.
Anonymous No.49514472
>>49514245
>she is known to spend at least 20 hours in it
cat-like behaviour
Anonymous No.49515344
Yukari PLAPkumo
Anonymous No.49515876
>>49504869
imagine if that was a huge condom filled with dio's jizz haha
Anonymous No.49516664 >>49516741 >>49516867
*inhale*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG!!!!!!
Anonymous No.49516741
>>49516664
What are you talking about anon, yukarin isn't a hag.
Anonymous No.49516867
>>49516664
That's rude, Kratos.
Anonymous No.49518755 >>49519244
GOOOOOOOODS
Anonymous No.49519244
>>49518755
Wrong thread, Kratos. No bullying session with Hecatia.
Anonymous No.49523360 >>49528393
smelly blondie
Anonymous No.49528057
fragrant blondie
Anonymous No.49528393 >>49538329
>>49523360
You're saying that as if were a bad thing
Anonymous No.49529252 >>49529284
I want to have fuck with Yukarin~!
Anonymous No.49529284
>>49529252
I'd squeeze those tatas so hard that her nips would start shooting milk like a geyser
Anonymous No.49533103
>>49300595 (OP)
So, in the end, who was the Yorimashi between Dreams and Reality ~ Necro-Fantasia?
Anonymous No.49533128 >>49536592
Yukari!
Anonymous No.49536592 >>49543537
>>49533128
Shh, a lady needs her beauty sleep!
Anonymous No.49538329
>>49528393
You know, I'm surprisingly not against Yukari with armpit hair. Even stranger is, I'm kind of preferring it now I'm seeing it. This woman has singlehandedly done terrible things to my perception and appreciation for mature women without me even noticing.

I used to like Sanae most of all, you know? Sanae is fresh and spritely, she takes immaculate care of her young maidenly body, she's outgoing and social with a good (autistic) little head on her shoulders, and is probably the kind of genki girl a young buck like me ought to be running after. Why, then, do I write poetry about Yukari? Why does she capture me like no 'hu else? Why am I stuck pondering the glorious, sweaty aroma of your picrel, when I should (by all laws of nature) seek someone younger?

>>49342909
>WHY do I like this so much? It's not natural!
I remember chuckling at this post a couple weeks ago. "Of course it's natural," I said, "look at those hangers". Now I'm asking that same question. Why do I like this woman so much? Is Yukari really the peak of mature femininity - is she, somehow, the perfect woman? What is it about her that drives me to write at length about the way she makes me feel?
Anonymous No.49543537
>>49536592
Not this much, Yukari!
Anonymous No.49545997 >>49553988
>>49470497
I was sleeping and she took advantage of this.
Anonymous No.49548742 >>49553686
Anonymous No.49553686 >>49553697
>>49548742
Why is she so smug?
Anonymous No.49553697 >>49558159 >>49559391
>>49553686
She could tickle your prostate from any distance, any time she feels like it. You'd be smug too.
Anonymous No.49553988
>>49545997
Why were you sleeping around a lovely flower of a woman you knew wouldn't be able to resist a handsome young tease who flirted up a storm before 'getting tired'? You didn't resist hard enough according to gap witness testimony as you failed to even scream, or attempt to kick her away! In face of the evidence, how can you possibly say you didn't lead her on with your perfect "lucky pervert" set up, I can see the lust in your eyes even now you pervert!
Yukari Yakumo is innocent and I motion that not only should all charges be dropped, but that the supposed "victim" be charged with contempt of court and be placed under house arrest beneath the watchful eye of Ran Yakumo, who under sagely law is considered a neutral party, your honor...
Anonymous No.49558159
>>49553697
That's hot
Anonymous No.49559391
>>49553697
A smughu that can't be corrected; an unstoppable, terrifying force of nature. If she wasn't so damn pretty, she'd be as disliked as the Yama or Satorin.
Anonymous No.49564675
Anonymous No.49569377 >>49573563
Has this ever happened to you?
Anonymous No.49573203 >>49576273 >>49577773
Summer Yukarin
Anonymous No.49573563 >>49574193
>>49569377
Popping out of any gap in your home to annoy the shit out of you. Horrifying
Anonymous No.49574193
>>49573563
Funny how she did that to me in a recent dream. Now I find myself constantly glancing towards the area where she was.
Anonymous No.49576273
>>49573203
nice
Anonymous No.49577773
>>49573203
Good god
Anonymous No.49577844
Yukari owes me rimzuri
Anonymous No.49582045 >>49582068 >>49589812 >>49590840
I think that yukari would make for a great mother, what do you guys think?
Anonymous No.49582068
>>49582045
* W H A C K !!W H A C K !! *
Anonymous No.49583542 >>49587994
Anonymous No.49587975
Anonymous No.49587994
>>49583542
smuggy gappy
Anonymous No.49589641 >>49589716 >>49590566
Old people become incontinent
Anonymous No.49589716
>>49589641
So? With me around, it's not like it's ever going to hit the floor. It'll never get the chance.
Anonymous No.49589812
>>49582045
Not at all, best you can hope for is a receptive gappy willing to take your lead on how to raise said squirt. If you're into oyakodon it would probably be easy convince her to do it, on the plus side.
Anonymous No.49590566
>>49589641
Good thing Yukari is a beautiful young lady!
Captcha: JudasX
Anonymous No.49590781
Gappy gets really touchy when drunk
Anonymous No.49590840 >>49590941 >>49590984
>>49582045
I don't think she'd be great but I think she would at least try
Best you'll get from her is coming home to see her crying while the children are running around like wild animals
Anonymous No.49590941 >>49590984 >>49591200
>>49590840
I don't think that it would be THAT bad.
I mean she already has some experience with ran and chen so i don't think she would be completely hopeless,
though, hopefully, she won't try any of her shikigami correction methods on her actual children.
Anonymous No.49590984
>>49590840
>>49590941
Gappy is a very smart girl, though none of her peers are suited for this sort of thing. The main girls are too young to rely on, yuyu died a girl, Suika is not motherly, Okina has some hidden potential but isn't trustworthy.
Maybe Kasen can help, but I don't think she has much experience doing more than killing and torturing the human ones...
Anonymous No.49591200 >>49591350
>>49590941
Ran is an adult and chen is mainly taken care of by Ran
Anonymous No.49591350 >>49591380
>>49591200
>Ran is an adult
She is now, but in the past.
Anonymous No.49591380 >>49591444
>>49591350
wasn't Ran implied to be already nine tailed during her gangster era?
combined with her service to the heg and she's probably 1500+ years old
Anonymous No.49591444
>>49591380
I mean yeah, it's mostly fanon, but who cares it's cute.
Anonymous No.49595244 >>49595384 >>49599122
Anonymous No.49595384
>>49595244
Now you're thinking with gaps
Anonymous No.49599122 >>49599708 >>49601114 >>49603598
>>49595244
Have an improved version.
Anonymous No.49599708 >>49599746
>>49599122
How is it any different?
Anonymous No.49599746
>>49599708
On the original one her entire body teleports all of a sudden right after half of it has crossed the gap.
On the improved one part of her body starts appearing on the top gap while she's crossing the bottom one, which is how portals actually work.
Anonymous No.49601114
P-Preeeeeetttttyyyy
>>49599122
That's cool anon
Anonymous No.49603598
>>49599122
good job anon
Anonymous No.49603843 >>49606454 >>49625821
What do you think of Hirasaka's Yukarin?
Anonymous No.49606454
>>49603843
It's just Taiga in fancy outfits
Anonymous No.49608249 >>49609990 >>49612498
Anonymous No.49609990
>>49608249
I'm going to Yukari.
Anonymous No.49612498 >>49616056
>>49608249
That must be what heaven looks like!
Anonymous No.49616056
>>49612498
Heaven is anywhere where is yukari.
Anonymous No.49616080 >>49616179 >>49616449
I have the feeling that in almost every appearance she has made in the series she never fought seriously and was just screwing around
Anonymous No.49616179 >>49616449
>>49616080
>I have the feeling that in [...] every appearance she has made, she [...] was just screwing around.
FTFY.
Anonymous No.49616449
>>49616179
>>49616080
I love how that's actually canon
Anonymous No.49620063
Anonymous No.49624127 >>49624333
I want to see this sage completely charisma-broken
Anonymous No.49624333 >>49625927
>>49624127
Just give her the latest train model kit
Anonymous No.49625821
>>49603843
Godsaka's lolikari!!!
Anonymous No.49625927 >>49625929 >>49625934
>>49624333
You lied Anon she wasn't charisma-broken at all, she was just happy, I guess that's also fine though
Anonymous No.49625929
>>49625927
Pic related
Anonymous No.49625934
>>49625927
Anonymous No.49626047 >>49627003 >>49627017 >>49633836
>>49300595 (OP)
If Yukari likes trains so much why can’t Gensokyo have an esteemed transit system?
Anonymous No.49627003
>>49626047
For whom would you build them for? the humans hardly travel anywhere and the youkai can just levitate.
Anonymous No.49627017
>>49626047
Public transport hasn't been very popular in Gensokyo since those youkai ran a train on Mizuchi.
Anonymous No.49627028
Yukari heard you're weak to foxes.
Anonymous No.49629515 >>49630683
>>49300595 (OP)
Anonymous No.49630683 >>49630986
>>49629515
Yukari's jammies are so cute
Anonymous No.49630986 >>49631016 >>49631034 >>49631251
>>49630683
>Yukari so cute
TFTFY
Anonymous No.49631016
>>49630986
That goes without saying, anon
Anonymous No.49631034 >>49631251 >>49632538
>>49630986
Imagine the smell
Im surprised Chen can even stand it
Anonymous No.49631251 >>49632263
>>49630986
>>49631034
old coochie stench!
Anonymous No.49632263
>>49631251
>old coochie stench!
Voted stinkiest in all of gensokyo for 1000 years in a row!
Anonymous No.49632538
>>49631034
After you've been immersed in a smell for long enough, you stop even noticing it. That's how it goes for workers at manure processing factories.
Anonymous No.49632907
I wanna share an umbrella with Yukari in the rain.
Fitting her thread hits bump limit on Koizumi Yakumo's birthday.
Anonymous No.49633059
γΎγŸδΌšγ†ζ—₯まで、紫さん
Anonymous No.49633836
>>49626047
Gensokyo is small and humans barely travel within it
Anonymous No.49635067 >>49635830
oyasumi yukarin
Anonymous No.49635830 >>49635842
>>49635067
Ohayou yukarin
Anonymous No.49635842
>>49635830
still page nine, uh? i guess yukarin will have to be nice and pretty for another day.
Anonymous No.49636172
Rin! Rin! Rin!
Anonymous No.49637242
Anonymous No.49638616
good night
Anonymous No.49638642
>>49302415
uo is that you should love yourself and enjoy your life, Anon!
You too, Yukari! Go find some friends at last!
Anonymous No.49638645