Who's calling (You), if not Yukarin?

Anonymous, please answer me. It's me, it's me, I'm the one calling (you).

Anon, anon, are you still with me? I think other people are listening in on us—but stay with me. You need to listen to me.

>*dududu dududu dududu*

>>49300720
Koishi why do you have my number

>>49300595 (OP)
I need dudes!

>>49301354
It's unimportant. The important thing I need to tell y

>>49302324
You need... dudes?

>>49300595 (OP)
I don't pick up because I don't answer unknown numbers.

>>49302427
YES! I'M IN A FIGHT! I NEED MORE MEN!

>>49302458
imagine all the missed chances and all the hot chicks you passed on because of your boring attitude.

>>49300595 (OP)
Why'd you call me?

>>49302593
ROGER THAT, DISPENSING DUDES!

>>49302646
THANKS MA'AM! WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS!

>>49302617
You're gonna need to pick up at least two boxes of Cabernet while you're down at the liquor store, or girls' night is gonna be a total bore. You wouldn't let a sweet little girl down, would you anon?

>>49302751
I'll see what I can do about it...

Yukari gapping different poor defenseless outside world men into her bedroom every day in hopes of trying all the different dick types in the world

>>49303395
Gappy realizing there's only one kind of human dick and going for animals!

>>49303474
my dick is not like your dick
mine has a curve

>>49300595 (OP)
Hello? Ah yes, thanks... yeah, uhhh- I'll be ordering (1) Yukarin, extra Yakumo with... yeah yeah, extra charge i know. Extra side of Gappy and uhhhh- surprise me on the vintage... I'll be ordering it for immediate pick up yes...

>>49303485
You should see a doctor

>>49303530
look it up its normal to have a bit of a curve
it means you can reach hard to reach places inside yukaris coochie

>>49303021
Good, and remember—so does she!

>>49303527
Immediate pick-up? That won't be neccessary, as the Gappy delivers itself. Do you want it in your lap right now, or in the fridge for later?

Yugari :--DDDDDDD

>>49303853
>as the Gappy delivers itself.
So will that be extra charge? I'm already paying a pretty penny(mentally) for extra gappy Yukarin

All of the hags now each have their own threads: full hag equilibrium has been reached!

>>49306655
Not all, Junko is missing at least. Then there's also the likes of Shinki, Ran, Seiga etc. Kasen, Keine, Letty, Nemuno, Tojiko and others could be also shoehorned.

>>49306763
There's main hags and there's side hags.

>>49303474
There's not just one type of human dick. She might find animal penises more interesting but all our dicks are different in size shape color the direction they lean to etc

what would you do in this situation?

>>49310511
Confess first then grope, ez win

Shoe dangling is so erotic

>>49310578
All that's missing is some sheer pantyhose, but Yukari doesn't really feel like a hosehu. It's almost always white frilly / long socks with her, but I guess that's what suits her best.

>>49303880
Yugers :-DD

>>49303880
>>49311093
Yugarib >:DDDD

>>49311126
Nanga pelgo desu DD-:>

>>49311093

I refuse to believe that she smells bad, women don't stink as bad as men.

>>49313782
Haha actually believe that?

>>49313782
>>49313805
She smells good, but it's not the kind of fragrance she'd get from expensive shampoos or dousing herself in perfume; it's the kind of beautiful, natural smell she can only attribute to her mature lady pheromones. Just solved an incident? She smells amazing. Just woke up from a 20 hour nap? She smells fantastic. Semi-conscious on the couch after a gallon of sake? You bet. At any given time, in any kind of situation, Yukari is the kind of woman whose pits you both could, and would want to bury your face in. She's just that great.

>>49315005
I'd rather she smother my face with her cute soles

>>49315005
Good post.

>>49315025
I swear you feetfags can't even do smell fetishes right. Useless

>>49315005
You get it, Yukari's smell is always a good one even when it's not!

conceptualize the aroma

>>49316986
I prefer the one with the futapenis.

>>49317003
I don't, but thanks for sharing!

>>49315005
Women will find the fragrance stinky, men find it irresistable

>>49313782
She stinks because she sleeps all year. You'll just have to carry her to the bathtub and hose her down a few times during a particularly long nap.

YUKARIIIIIN

Yukarin is feeling lethargic...

What do you like the most about Yukari Yakumo?

>>49326436
she's a charming lady with nice boobies and smokin hot legs.

>>49300595 (OP)
Oh hey Yukari, listen: I need advice on how to romance the Buddhist Nun.
I know she's probably bad for me, but she's pretty, works hard, is family-oriented, and my chest feels tight when I look at her!

>>49326436
Tbh I don't really want to date her, but I'm sure she has tons of interesting stories. I'd also love to talk to her about the automation she does with her shikigami, it'd be neat to apprentice under her. Probably impossible though.

>>49326457
Very trustworthy, too. In fact, I'd like to share all of my secrets with her.

>>49315025

>>49326436
how marriageable she is

>>49326436
Aside from her design (which i like the most out of 2hus) she isn't really defined by one personality so anyone can depict her as elegant or dorky, or anything in between, which i find endearing.

Does Yukari-san fail those "Verify you are human" captchas?

Don't let her die!

HAGGIER
SAGGIER

>>49339037
Translate!

>>49340538
NTA, but it's translated on Danbooru.

Scary woman!

STOP GAPPING MY PENIS INTO YOUR VAGINA YOU HARLOT

>>49337729
WHY do I like this so much? It's not natural!

>>49337729
Do you think they drag on the floor and leave a trail of sweat and milk behind

HAG!

>>49341584
cute homosexuals

>>49345124

>>49345619
more to hug

>>49303485
C U R V E D S W O R D S

>>49345124
>>49345127
Disgusting.

>>49345124
>>49345127
Hot. Hag sex.

>>49345991
Fake news, as the master of shikigamis, Yukarin is a Terry A. Davis-tier programmer.

>>49347848
>>49347850
>>49347853
>>49347858
>>49347862
Are there more of these?

>>49342950
Rude. Yukari is a lovely, mature lady

Raw hag breeding
Turning that flab into baby fat
Merciless impregnation
Atleast 14 kids

>>49349317
Not for Yukari specifically but there's a set for Yuuka too.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/25196
I hope the Yukari set gets translated eventually.

>>49300595 (OP)
Rin! Rin! Rin!

>>49356661
*kisses her forehead goodnight*

I wish I could be spirited away

>>49358126
What have you tried?

>>49346047
>Terry A. Davis-tier
They have starkly different approaches to trains.

>>49358196
I was under the impression it was entirely circumstantial. Should I be taking nightwalks?

>>49358521
Yukari ran over Terry because TempleOS was actually opening a portal to Gensokyo?

>>49358540
are you actively suicidal? that usually helps.

>>49300595 (OP)
Hm? Oh hi. Yeah, I called earlier today but no one was home, thanks for returning the call.
Yeah, I'm taking Ran out on a date tonight and just wanted to confirm what time would be best to pick her up. Could you get her on the phone, please?

>>49358690
No I greatly fear what lies beyond

>>49358705
guess your best bet would be "being forgotten" and passing into gensokyo on your own

Our girl.

Why would a yokai sage call a retard like me? We do not even speak the same language.

squish

>>49365112
oh fuck. there was already post like this,

>>49361594
Squish the hag

>>49366151
Lady Yukari... you're getting a bit flabby...

>>49366851
That’s why she uses Suika’s powers to make herself slimmer >>49345623

>>49366151
Squish.

I find squishy yukarin hot, not obese though, that's disgusting.

>>49361195
By what token?

>>49370940
She's just one of /jp/'s beloveds. Plus her theme won in the last popularity poll.

>>49346047
Oh please, do you really believe Yukari would bother with all that work and rely on robust, highly defined logic to build her shikigami? She thrives on vagueness and barely-defined, incomprehensible rules, so Ran is obviously just an expansive LLM running on the FairyNet. It's grossly inefficient, of course, but when you have this much processing capacity available, such a minor trifle doesn't matter.

Yukarin wouldn't harm a fly. Probably.

>>49378675
Beautiful eyes

Pick it up, Anon.

Fat lazy fatass fatty that needs to gap penises into her vagina because she's too lazy to get up and find a man

>>49366151
>>49366851
>>49367960
Mating press

>>49366151
>>49366851
>>49367960
All erotic

>>49300595 (OP)
Best white woman

Yukari is fucking me in the amazon position as i write this post!!

Beauty

>>49347848
>>49347850
>>49347853
>>49347858
>>49347862
Translate it weebs

The cherry trees were in full bloom at Hakugyokurou, filling the air with cherry blossoms and the sweet scent of vanilla that filled the halls. The servants fluttered about, right and left, faceless apparitions preparing meals, sorting out rooms, and caring for various tasks. Yuyuko and Suika sat across from each other, sitting on pillows with A banquet spread across the table that separated them: roast duck, boar, beef, and other unidentifiable meat alongside numerous sweets and bottles of Sake. After everything else, a covered wooden container was left centered on the table.

"Thank you for preparing this meal, Youmu."

The half-phantom bowed, "You are welcome, my lady. I live only to serve you."

Suika laughed, "Wow, you're as much of a suck up as ever, ya'know."

"Ah, please don't be mean to poor Youmu, she really did put a lot of effort into this."

"Whatever, it's just nice to hang out like this. The shrine never has enough food."

Yuyuko agreed, "Yes, it's nice that we're able to have such an enjoyable get-together, Suika."

The two of them lapsed into silence as they began eating, taking from every plate while leaving the wooden container untouched. The conversation was light and enjoyable, with jokes about acquaintances, questions about what the other had been doing recently, and laughter.

"You should have seen how Yukari was back when I was causing everybody to party, she was so worried about me but didn't have the heart to say it or to explain to others what was going on, talk about shy."

"Yes, I wonder how our Yukari would be if a certain someone were kinder to her? Perhaps if they invited her to spend some time with their friends."

"Please, it's your shitty encouragement of her, half her problems are caused by that overly shy, attention loving personality. I'll show you what, I'll go right to her house and drag her to the village, that'll do her some good!" Suika shot back.

"Perhaps you should treat her with more kindness than, don't think I don't know those rude things you say about our Yukari."

"Please, you've given that dirty trickster her fair share of grief. How about you do it yourself, princess, invite Yukari to a party yourself!"

"I'm not the homeless bum here you Oni, the Yama has her demands. Maybe if you went back underground where you belonged and gave poor Yuugi a break, you'd have an excuse."

"Please, she's handling herself fine, besides, it's not like I have anything to do with what she or the others get up to nowadays."

Yuyuko rose from the table and tilted her head to the side, innocently and dog-like. "So, how about we settle this with a Danmaku bout?" In contrast to her polite demeanour, a black aura grew from behind her, causing Youmu to take a step back as Yuyuko's smile became vicious.

Suika almost burst out laughing, her chains rattling as a black aura appeared around her, "Now, you're talking!"

The massive waves of pressure each of them emitted began to solidify, blowing the doors to the room out into the courtyard outside, but that was when a gap cut clean through the space between them.

"Just what are you two getting up to, playing Danmaku without me?"

Yukari appeared in the door frame with a popping sound as she closed her gap behind her.

Instantly, the tension in the room vanished as both of her friends put on their best faces. "Yo, Yukari, nice to see you!" Suika said, smiling as she rubbed the back of her head.

"Although I wonder how you were able to find us?"

"If you can believe it, a certain white rabbit told me when I visited Eientei. She's quite the gossip, you know?"

Yuyuko turned her head to where Youmu now stood in the corner of the room, looking nervous as she rested a hand on her sword. "I, uh, might have mentioned something to Reisen," Youmu gulped.

Yuyuko shook her head, "Youmu, what am I going to do with you?"

Yukari didn't waste any more time, stepping past the threshold into the room as Ran appeared behind her. "I'm a bit offended to see my two best friends hanging out without me, you know? Ran, what do you think about this?"

"They could have offered you an invitation, but-"

"See, you should have invited me," Yukari pouted, gapping in a pillow for her to sit down on. "Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to dig in."

Suika blinked. "Uh, you sure about that? I don't think this meal will be to your, uhh... Tastes."

"Mh, yes, Suika's right. We should go to your home, I'm sure you have something more suitable there."

Suika felt her eyebrow twitch; they had danced around the subject for Yukari's sake, but she could really be oblivious. "Oi, idiot, it's human."

Indeed, all the roast duck was gone, even the boar and beef, leaving only a few meals prepared from human meat. A delicacy in Gensokyo and the Netherworld, something that neither of them would ever be allowed to eat at a shrine banquet. Across the whole table, there was

Yukari moved before anybody could stop her. "Well, what about-"

>>49394840
Yukari shut her mouth as she saw what was in the covered container, a singular football-sized soup dumpling that barely contained a human-sized brain inside.

"It's something the Sumireko girl showed Youmu," Yuyuko explained, "The outside world sure has a lot of neat ideas."

Yukari stood frozen, looking at the massive human brain dumpling as some black flame swirled behind her eyes.

"My lady, perhaps it would be better if we returned to Mayohiga, I'm sure, Chen and I can prepare something for you three on short notice."

"No," Yukari protested, puncturing the dumpling with a spoon and taking a heap of brain matter into her mouth.

Yukari chewed deliberately, doing her best to show off to Yuyuko and Suika even as the sound of human brain matter in between her teeth made her stomach queasy. Finally, Yukari finished chewing and forced herself to swallow the brain matter, holding down her vomit all the while.

"See," she said, breathless and flushed, "I'm a real Youkai, over one thousand years old and everything, in fact I-"

-page break-

Yukari trashed back and forth on the operating table, foam coming from her mouth as the wards of the room buckled, desperately trying to hold her back. Above her stood the head doctor at the Hourai Pharmaceutical group, Erin Yagakoro.

Eirin deftly dodged as Yukari split the space where she stood, surging towards the bound patient in a single jump as she pressed a syringe into her.

"There you go, miss Yakumo," Eirin said in a sweet voice, "Just go to sleep, we can't have you hurting anybody else, now can we?"

Yukari's eyes fluttered as she fought against the urge to sleep, but she was far too unaware of herself to mount any substantial effort as her eyelids closed. The wards surrounding the room calmed down as Yukari stopped struggling, and Eirin finally relaxed, removing the syringe from Yukari.

"This certainly is a strange case," Eirin said, "It seems she's developed multiple types of prion diseases in a short matter of time. Has she eaten any human meat recently?"

Ran sat across from them booth bandaged, "Yes, but not a lot, it was only a single bite before she started foaming at the mouth."

"Yes, well, this isn't beyond my ability to treat, although she will be occupied here for quite some time."

Ran cried. "Oh, this is all my fault, if I had stopped her or, or-"

Eirin was at her side in an instant, holding the nine-tailed fox and petting her head. "Don't worry, Ran, this isn't your fault. Yukari isn't a child,"

Ran sniffled. "Yes, it's just hard to forget that sometimes, with how she acts, I'll... manage in her absence as I do every winter, I'll have to talk with Reimu."

"I'll see you later as well, Ran, if you ever need help with anything, just ask."

"I will," she said, nodding to Eirin and moving from her touch.

Ran left the room, giving Eirin an opportunity to slump down in her seat as she let out a sigh. "Well, let's get right to fixing you up. Tewi really should be more careful."

>>49394407
Hi Yu-chan!

Fun Yukari Facts!
There's a gap on the entrance of Yukari's lewd hole, so that creampies are shot directly into the Hakurei Shrine Maiden's Womb!
That's how the Hakurei bloodline continues while keeping their vow of chastity.

>>49396554
Does it go both ways?
If I Creampie Reimu does it go into Yukari's womb?

>>49396579
Of course. Now you are thinking with portals.

>>49394847
cutest retard falling for peer pressure

Yukarin my beloved.

This is the face of someone who could do no wrong.

>>49402661
>>49406062
Aaah, I wanna mess her up.

My cock between Yukarin's breasts

>>49406306
my cock in yukari's gap!

>>49406062
Is that... a knife? It doesn't look sharp, but it also looks nothing like a fan.

My nose on Yukari

I need to get forcibly mated by Yukari and flood the Hakurei Shrine with at least 60 half youkai children!!!

"In the name of Gensokyo, I will punish you!"

>>49419485

Yukari-nyan...

wakey wakey!

>>49326436
>What do you like the most about Yukari Yakumo?
Her shikigami, Yakumo Ran

>>49422557

>>49422557
She wishes

Nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan
Yukari owes me paizurikara

>>49427597
kawaiina

>>49419485
A certain lawyer's PoV

Be not afraid.

>>49432577
But who is the lawyer and what did he do.

>>49438462
What is the old lady thinking???

>>49438462
Miss Yukari is cute!

So sleepy...

>>49443018
So sleepy she sometimes forgets to put on clothes.
https://files.catbox.moe/1pbdcg.png

>>49443018

Yukari breast milk.....

>>49444291
Sweet and silken pearls
rolling down hag's supple breasts
ripples in coffee

Fruits of ripened age
seldom savored; often scorned
she them with you shares

Balcony in rain
her beside you, loving gaze
summer of the soul

>>49444291
Do not!
Reliable sources claim its texture is akin to that of spiderwebs, and its taste is not too dissimilar.

>>49446291

Yukarin training!

I bet she's a great cuddler

>>49454100
Yukarin's hugs are EX tier.

>>49457455
Nah, they're clearly PH.

>>49460982
puyo puyo yukarin

>>49457493
>Nah, they're clearly PH.
Perfect Hag?

Reminder: Yukari is the only 2hu who can shit YOUR pants.

>>49461008
I meant Phantasm because she's not an Extra boss, but let's go with that sure.

>>49461008
>>49462835
The Phantasm (PH) stage has only appeared once across all of Touhou, and who was it's boss?
I think the first anon is onto something.

>>49461008
Nah, Past Her (Prime).

I won't stop breeding with Yukarin until 70% of Gensokyo's population has purple eyes and blonde hair

I bet the best effective method to seduce her is to sing 50s-70s love songs

>>49463376
>50s-70s
BC or AD?

>>49463403
The 2250's BC.

1 iltam zumrā rašubti ilātim
2 litta''id bēlet iššī rabīt igigī
3 ištar zumrā rašubti ilātim
4 litta''id bēlet ilī nišī rabīt igigī

5 šāt mēleṣim ruāmam labšat
6 za'nat inbī mīkiam u kuzbam
7 šāt mēleṣim ruāmam labšat
8 za'nat inbī mīkiam u kuzbam

9 šaptīn duššupat balāṭum pīša
10 simtišša ihannīma ṣīhātum
11 šarhat irīmū ramû rēšušša
12 banâ šimtāša bitrāmā īnāša šitārā

>>49463403
Both

>>49463478
Yukarin isn't Ugaritic! She's just from the distant future, that's all.

>>49463478
Motherfucker reciting this poem will result in you telling her she is a sex goddess, you might as well say to her you are willing to be raped on the spot.

Yukari raped me...

>>49470472
Hags cannot rape you without your consent, anon.

>>49300720
Hello? Hello? Who's this?

She gives big hugs to Reimu!

>>49470472
You too? ;-;

>>49470521
We don't cotton to freaks here in /jp/!

>>49463403
Yukari gets to have TWO cakes!

Yukarin owes me nursing handjobs

grown women

>>49479158
Incredibly smug Yukari

MATING PRESS

Why won't you pick it up, Anon?

>>49487983
Why does she look so small here?

Yugari :DDDDDD

>>49492071
small yukari!

lolikari

>>49484427
Can't blame her for dozing off immediately, Ran should have picked something better than fuckin Monopoly

Such a snoozer, man. Such a sleepyhead. Such a sluggard.

>>49493744
something with train could've helped.

THE
SAGE'S
SAGGING
SAGGERS

SSS

>>49497520
Truly, SSS-tier.

>>49496315
Me too! We'd get along great.

>>49503951
kek

>>49504869
Why did she do it?

>>49492071
Manipulating the boundary between petite and buxom is trivial for one such as Yukarin.

>>49505026
jotaro is her type. mommy milfs love jotaro. lolis too.

Hello there.

>>49513152
General Yakumo.

>>49300595 (OP)
Going to bed with yukarin...

>>49513373
Makes sense, after all, a bed is Yukari's natural habitat, she is known to spend at least 20 hours in it.

>>49514245
>she is known to spend at least 20 hours in it
cat-like behaviour

Yukari PLAPkumo

>>49504869
imagine if that was a huge condom filled with dio's jizz haha

*inhale*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG!!!!!!

>>49516664
What are you talking about anon, yukarin isn't a hag.

>>49516664
That's rude, Kratos.

GOOOOOOOODS

>>49518755
Wrong thread, Kratos. No bullying session with Hecatia.

smelly blondie

fragrant blondie

>>49523360
You're saying that as if were a bad thing

I want to have fuck with Yukarin~!

>>49529252
I'd squeeze those tatas so hard that her nips would start shooting milk like a geyser

>>49300595 (OP)
So, in the end, who was the Yorimashi between Dreams and Reality ~ Necro-Fantasia?

Yukari!

>>49533128
Shh, a lady needs her beauty sleep!

>>49528393
You know, I'm surprisingly not against Yukari with armpit hair. Even stranger is, I'm kind of preferring it now I'm seeing it. This woman has singlehandedly done terrible things to my perception and appreciation for mature women without me even noticing.

I used to like Sanae most of all, you know? Sanae is fresh and spritely, she takes immaculate care of her young maidenly body, she's outgoing and social with a good (autistic) little head on her shoulders, and is probably the kind of genki girl a young buck like me ought to be running after. Why, then, do I write poetry about Yukari? Why does she capture me like no 'hu else? Why am I stuck pondering the glorious, sweaty aroma of your picrel, when I should (by all laws of nature) seek someone younger?

>>49342909
>WHY do I like this so much? It's not natural!
I remember chuckling at this post a couple weeks ago. "Of course it's natural," I said, "look at those hangers". Now I'm asking that same question. Why do I like this woman so much? Is Yukari really the peak of mature femininity - is she, somehow, the perfect woman? What is it about her that drives me to write at length about the way she makes me feel?

>>49536592
Not this much, Yukari!

>>49470497
I was sleeping and she took advantage of this.

>>49548742
Why is she so smug?

>>49553686
She could tickle your prostate from any distance, any time she feels like it. You'd be smug too.

>>49545997
Why were you sleeping around a lovely flower of a woman you knew wouldn't be able to resist a handsome young tease who flirted up a storm before 'getting tired'? You didn't resist hard enough according to gap witness testimony as you failed to even scream, or attempt to kick her away! In face of the evidence, how can you possibly say you didn't lead her on with your perfect "lucky pervert" set up, I can see the lust in your eyes even now you pervert!
Yukari Yakumo is innocent and I motion that not only should all charges be dropped, but that the supposed "victim" be charged with contempt of court and be placed under house arrest beneath the watchful eye of Ran Yakumo, who under sagely law is considered a neutral party, your honor...

>>49553697
That's hot

>>49553697
A smughu that can't be corrected; an unstoppable, terrifying force of nature. If she wasn't so damn pretty, she'd be as disliked as the Yama or Satorin.

Has this ever happened to you?

Summer Yukarin

>>49569377
Popping out of any gap in your home to annoy the shit out of you. Horrifying

>>49573563
Funny how she did that to me in a recent dream. Now I find myself constantly glancing towards the area where she was.

>>49573203
nice

>>49573203
Good god

Yukari owes me rimzuri

I think that yukari would make for a great mother, what do you guys think?

>>49582045
* W H A C K ！！W H A C K ！！ *

>>49583542
smuggy gappy

Old people become incontinent

>>49589641
So? With me around, it's not like it's ever going to hit the floor. It'll never get the chance.

>>49582045
Not at all, best you can hope for is a receptive gappy willing to take your lead on how to raise said squirt. If you're into oyakodon it would probably be easy convince her to do it, on the plus side.

>>49589641
Good thing Yukari is a beautiful young lady!
Captcha: JudasX

Gappy gets really touchy when drunk

>>49582045
I don't think she'd be great but I think she would at least try
Best you'll get from her is coming home to see her crying while the children are running around like wild animals

>>49590840
I don't think that it would be THAT bad.
I mean she already has some experience with ran and chen so i don't think she would be completely hopeless,
though, hopefully, she won't try any of her shikigami correction methods on her actual children.

>>49590840
>>49590941
Gappy is a very smart girl, though none of her peers are suited for this sort of thing. The main girls are too young to rely on, yuyu died a girl, Suika is not motherly, Okina has some hidden potential but isn't trustworthy.
Maybe Kasen can help, but I don't think she has much experience doing more than killing and torturing the human ones...

>>49590941
Ran is an adult and chen is mainly taken care of by Ran

>>49591200
>Ran is an adult
She is now, but in the past.

>>49591350
wasn't Ran implied to be already nine tailed during her gangster era?
combined with her service to the heg and she's probably 1500+ years old

>>49591380
I mean yeah, it's mostly fanon, but who cares it's cute.

>>49595244
Now you're thinking with gaps

>>49595244
Have an improved version.

>>49599122
How is it any different?

>>49599708
On the original one her entire body teleports all of a sudden right after half of it has crossed the gap.
On the improved one part of her body starts appearing on the top gap while she's crossing the bottom one, which is how portals actually work.

P-Preeeeeetttttyyyy
>>49599122
That's cool anon

>>49599122
good job anon

What do you think of Hirasaka's Yukarin?

>>49603843
It's just Taiga in fancy outfits

>>49608249
I'm going to Yukari.

>>49608249
That must be what heaven looks like!

>>49612498
Heaven is anywhere where is yukari.

I have the feeling that in almost every appearance she has made in the series she never fought seriously and was just screwing around

>>49616080
>I have the feeling that in [...] every appearance she has made, she [...] was just screwing around.
FTFY.

>>49616179
>>49616080
I love how that's actually canon

I want to see this sage completely charisma-broken

>>49624127
Just give her the latest train model kit

>>49603843
Godsaka's lolikari!!!

>>49624333
You lied Anon she wasn't charisma-broken at all, she was just happy, I guess that's also fine though

>>49625927
Pic related

>>49625927

>>49300595 (OP)
If Yukari likes trains so much why can’t Gensokyo have an esteemed transit system?

>>49626047
For whom would you build them for? the humans hardly travel anywhere and the youkai can just levitate.

>>49626047
Public transport hasn't been very popular in Gensokyo since those youkai ran a train on Mizuchi.

Yukari heard you're weak to foxes.

>>49300595 (OP)

>>49629515
Yukari's jammies are so cute

>>49630683
>Yukari so cute
TFTFY

>>49630986
That goes without saying, anon

>>49630986
Imagine the smell
Im surprised Chen can even stand it

>>49630986
>>49631034
old coochie stench!

>>49631251
>old coochie stench!
Voted stinkiest in all of gensokyo for 1000 years in a row!

>>49631034
After you've been immersed in a smell for long enough, you stop even noticing it. That's how it goes for workers at manure processing factories.

I wanna share an umbrella with Yukari in the rain.
Fitting her thread hits bump limit on Koizumi Yakumo's birthday.

また会う日まで、紫さん

>>49626047
Gensokyo is small and humans barely travel within it

oyasumi yukarin

>>49635067
Ohayou yukarin

>>49635830
still page nine, uh? i guess yukarin will have to be nice and pretty for another day.

Rin! Rin! Rin!

good night

>>49302415
uo is that you should love yourself and enjoy your life, Anon!
You too, Yukari! Go find some friends at last!