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Anonymous No.49322874 >>49324823 >>49324856 >>49326195 >>49350414 >>49362428 >>49373922 >>49383631 >>49400263 >>49463093 >>49471246
Asshus
Since we're back again, let's have a thread for all the meaty residents of Gensokyo!
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>>49322897
Cute and canon.
Anonymous No.49324738
Patchouli gets to stare at this all day, lucky.
Anonymous No.49324823 >>49324828 >>49342039 >>49347509 >>49347637 >>49349172
>>49322874 (OP)
>>49322948
real question, do vaggos actually look that fat?
Anonymous No.49324828 >>49347637
>>49324823
No, unless she naturally has an extremely fat mons and is suffering an apocalyptic wedgie.
Anonymous No.49324856 >>49324918 >>49324936 >>49325655 >>49325795 >>49326188 >>49337587
>>49322874 (OP)
Why are asses so much more vulgar than tits?
Anonymous No.49324918
>>49324856
Everything begins and ends with butts, hopes and dreams are stored there. Tits however, are only temporary enjoyment.
Anonymous No.49324936 >>49324944 >>49324990
>>49324856
Poop comes from there
Anonymous No.49324944 >>49324961 >>49324990 >>49465588
>>49324936
Anime girls don't poop.
Anonymous No.49324961
>>49324944
Are you saying anime girl buttholes are vestigial?
Anonymous No.49324990 >>49325414
>>49324936
>>49324944
2hus don't poop, but they still have to brap.
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Anonymous No.49325228 >>49325639
Garter straps and butts, deadly combo.
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>>49322924
Anonymous No.49325414 >>49325588
>>49324990
They poop my flaccid cock out of her asses
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>>49325414
Big if true.
Anonymous No.49325639
>>49325228
Sakuya + Anything is deadly enough
Anonymous No.49325655
>>49324856
Because a female with a good ass causes a primal instinct to breed
Anonymous No.49325795
>>49324856
I've actually thought about this. It's less about the ass and more about the context at which it is admired. The butt, being in the back, makes it so in order to see it the girl must be observed in an unnatural manner. Normally, you'd see a woman from the front, as that is how you interact with her, but being face to face with her behind can only mean that you leer at her with the express objective of worshiping those buns.
In summary, large tits can be seen in a totally normal context, the ass can only be present in lewd contexts.
Anonymous No.49325822
I always turn my 2hus into anal sluts in EraTW, trying to maintain their virginity intact.
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Anonymous No.49326188 >>49327531 >>49338196 >>49373914 >>49374613 >>49378487
>>49324856
Basicaly every other animal species besides humans that reproduces via intercourse has the male mount the female from behind. Ass is the rawest, purest display of female sexuality that isn't just straight up showing her pussy.

Everything that can be observed from the front - big breasts, beatiful faces, bedroom eyes, lewd gestures, to some extent even things like the curve of hips - is of human nature. Even among apes, humans are the only ones who have things like big breasts. Rest of the apes just go around ass out, showing their engorged pussies when they are ready and willing to fuck.

Ass is primordial, ass is pre-human. Every time you react to ass with an erotic charge, you are acting out an immemorial phylogenetic sexual memory.

The fact that shit comes out of it and that unless recently washed it tends to smell of course make it even more vulgar. Consider that among some of the species that mount each other from behind, the holes aren't even differentiated. Piss, shit and babies all come from the same hole. When a woman exposes her bare behind, you can't escape the fact that pussy and anus are neighbours. Right next to something that is so irresistible to straight men is another hole that produces something disgusting. Reproduction, consumption, excretion, the vulgarity of life, it's impossible to escape how entangled these are. Yet despite it - perhaps because of it - people find the eros in the asshole and the vulgar aromas too. It's quite remarkable when you really think of it all.
Anonymous No.49326195 >>49327148 >>49327183
>>49322874 (OP)
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>>49326195
God I wish I was Remilia
Anonymous No.49327183
>>49326195
I want to use Remi's butt as a pillow and fall asleep and never wake up again.
Anonymous No.49327531
>>49326188
Thank you enlightened assman
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Heavenly ass.
Anonymous No.49336187
>>49325952
Canon.
Anonymous No.49336925
I want to sniff the unidentifed butt.
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>>49337152 >>49337152
>>49337152
>>49337152
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>>49337467
Get out if my thread nigga. Why would I want to leave /jp/ and share a board with your cuck ass?
Anonymous No.49337587
>>49324856
its hot because when you can see it, the girl can't see you
Anonymous No.49337767 >>49341172
>>49337467
Fuck off cuck.
Anonymous No.49338196
>>49326188
based and Bataillepilled
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Anonymous No.49341172 >>49341194
>>49337767
Guys...
I think might be gay...
Anonymous No.49341194 >>49379541
>>49341172
That's a girl
Anonymous No.49342039 >>49347637
>>49324823
Nope
Anonymous No.49347509 >>49347637
>>49324823
Extremely rare to the point its not natural.
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>>49324823
>>49324828
>>49342039
>>49347509
That's her futaballs.
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Perfect maid
Perfect ass
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Anonymous No.49349172 >>49352020
>>49324823
You can google how vaginas look
Anonymous No.49350414 >>49351000
>>49322874 (OP)
talking about asshus, how come there isn't a fart youkai?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

imagine the epic fart danmaku battles KEK
Anonymous No.49350497 >>49350508 >>49350511 >>49350915
Guys I’m conflicted
Is Yuugi a Boobhu or an Asshu
Anonymous No.49350508 >>49441985
>>49350497
Both
Anonymous No.49350511 >>49441985
>>49350497
Yuugi's greatest asset is her big, pure heart.
Anonymous No.49350529
>>49348425
Dumb dog
Anonymous No.49350915 >>49441985
>>49350497
An abs and arms 2hu.
Anonymous No.49351000 >>49351041 >>49351324 >>49351503 >>49544111
>>49350414
The better option I believe is a weird ass yokai 2hu, though that would still be very bold of zun to make one, there is one relatively popular one called shirime that is a man with an eye in it's anus, which Zun could use as a vague basis for the 2hu. He could either make the 2hu's dress patern consist of eyes everywhere or give her one giant bloodshot eye on her chest or forehead. One last thing to pin the shirime as reference would be to give her a "catchphrase" like marisa's "ze" such as "manaketsu" (fusion of "manako" meaning eye and "ketsu" meaning ass), or the onomatopoeia for farting. If Zun ever makes a 2hu like this, the fan would probably make her a farthu and "the 2hu you can't have anal sex with because she has an eye inside her anus".
Anonymous No.49351041 >>49351933 >>49352281
>>49351000
>the 2hu you can't have anal sex with because she has an eye inside her anus
*readies tablet with malicious intent*
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Anonymous No.49351324 >>49351503
>>49351000
>"the 2hu you can't have anal sex with because she has an eye inside her anus".
Yeah and you can't paizuri Okuu because she has an eye on her chest, right?
Anonymous No.49351503 >>49352064 >>49352069 >>49352281 >>49359316
>>49351000
I am a drawfag and decided to try to make a design for the concept, it's a bit rushed and I'm not the best a drawing humanoids that looks good.
>>49351324
I mean an organic eye, it would hurt to put your dick on it.
Anonymous No.49351933 >>49352281
>>49351041
Motherfucking yassy.
Anonymous No.49352020
>>49349172
but dad checks my internet history
Anonymous No.49352064
>>49351503
The drawings pretty good anon
Anonymous No.49352069
>>49351503
Gives me Chiyari vibes.
Anonymous No.49352101
>>49348425
Meanwhile Aunn gets to sniff Reimus butt all day.
Anonymous No.49352281
>>49351933
>>49351041
YASSY's works can get so deep into the essence of a certain fetish that I can even appreciate his works that don't do much for me . He's one of those people who perceives the world a bit differently from the average joe, and it flows out in his works.
Also that one with Suwako and the fairies is fucking hilarious.
>>49351503
Love the Mizuki Shigeru style
Anonymous No.49357809 >>49357977
bun tush
bun tush
Anonymous No.49357977
>>49357809
>last post in 2011
rest in shapely anime asses
Anonymous No.49358928
>>49337064
>neuron activation
Anonymous No.49359316 >>49359601
>>49351503
>I mean an organic eye
Why do you think Okuu's isn't real?

I imagine if someone in gensokyo did see one, it'd either be a fairy prank like when the three fairies pretended to be the faceless youkai or it'd be Satori stopping someone from looking at her butt.
Anonymous No.49359601
>>49359316
I always thought okuu's eye was more of a glass ornament, now im doubting, I guess 2hu fans will want to fuck an ass with an eye after all.
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>>49322874 (OP)
SNIFFFFFFFFFFF yes quite pungent my dear
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Anonymous No.49366230 >>49423549
>>49324502
I should call her.
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Anonymous No.49366654 >>49368779
How can Reimu even compete?
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>>49366654
Well, she does can
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Anonymous No.49373914 >>49373917 >>49373919 >>49383741
>>49326188
This makes sense and why every time I have my ass groped and slapped I feel exposed, embarrassed, and submissive.
Anonymous No.49373917 >>49373966
>>49373914
haha gayboy
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>>49373914
>>49355895
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>>49322874 (OP)
Damn, Wriggle gets to be sat on by THAT?
Anonymous No.49373923
>>49373882
imagine that sat on your face all day while aya writes her articles just imagine that
Anonymous No.49373966
>>49373917
Noooo haha I like fat touhou ass, haha I'm not gay!!
Anonymous No.49374613 >>49377264
>>49326188
>the holes aren't even differentiated. Piss, shit and babies all come from the same hole.
That's not quite true, they have 3 tubes internally, they just empty into a shared area before exiting.

>Yet despite it - perhaps because of it - people find the eros in the asshole and the vulgar aromas too
This is also not related to humans and is a primordial thing. Animals like scents and sniffing each other. Pheromones, territory marking, knowing when it's time to breed, the scents give info. Humans might have some gross fetish for it due to a lot of them thinking sex is something that should be gross or icky or taboo for some insane reason, but fundamentally butts or anal glands provide a lot of information in animals.
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>>49374613
>Humans might have some gross fetish for it due to a lot of them thinking sex is something that should be gross or icky or taboo for some insane reason, but fundamentally butts or anal glands provide a lot of information in animals
Are you an animal type person?
Anonymous No.49377295
>>49376022
Fujiwara no Mokussy
Anonymous No.49377435 >>49378404 >>49378462
I came to clappy aislop.... Again....
Anonymous No.49377717 >>49377987
My wife Ran-shama mogs all of you
Anonymous No.49377987
>>49377717
Why are you posting your wife's ass for the whole world to see
Anonymous No.49378404 >>49379376
>>49377435
Try again.
Anonymous No.49378462
>>49377435
Asses are vulgar. Ai slop asses are somehow even more.
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>>49326188
Anonymous No.49379236 >>49379376
These threads have an annoying habit of making my PP hard...
Anonymous No.49379264 >>49379376
KURAPI
Anonymous No.49379266 >>49379376
why would she need such an erotic ass
Anonymous No.49379376 >>49379435 >>49386583
>>49378404
>>49379236
>>49379264
>>49379266
HOLY
Anonymous No.49379435
>>49379376
LOVING HUG
Anonymous No.49379541 >>49379845
>>49341194
Are you sure?
Anonymous No.49379603 >>49379604
Need 2hu size queen anons for my discord DMs..
Anonymous No.49379604
>>49379603
Not even a joke, but try asking the chinese thread anons, they might actually entertain this idea.
Anonymous No.49379845
>>49379541
Yes.
Anonymous No.49383631
>>49322874 (OP)
I want to kiss and lick Yuuka's big butt.
Anonymous No.49383713
>>49324502
someone post the bouncy bunny dessert
Anonymous No.49383741
>>49373914
Exactly. I'm not gay, and i've only had my ass slapped by women exclusively, but every time it happens i feel oddly powerless and ashamed.
Anonymous No.49386583
>>49379376
ANIMALIST
Anonymous No.49387438 >>49387453 >>49387608
BOOBHU VS ASSHU
Anonymous No.49387453
>>49387438
It doesn't matter who wins. I will impregnate both.
Anonymous No.49387608
>>49387438
Urumi is both. Best of both worlds and the #1 2hu that needs to be impregnated immediately.
Anonymous No.49387655
Slap Reimu on the ass.
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Anonymous No.49390718
Slap reimu in the colon (with my cock)
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Anonymous No.49400263 >>49400390 >>49400425 >>49401871
>>49322874 (OP)
I just realized, thanks to new touhou lore, you could theoretically approach Yuuka while she is in the human village buying stuff for her garden and squish her ass as hard as you can and she won't be able to say a thing, you could literally whisper into her ear: "I know what you are, endure this or I will scream that you are a yokai" and she will have to suck it up. OF COURSE, this only works when you are a villager or an outsider who manages to reach the human village.
Anonymous No.49400390
>>49400263
god that's hot
I want to molest youkai in the village now
Anonymous No.49400425 >>49400539
>>49400263
What new touhou lore ? I just want to know the details
Anonymous No.49400539
>>49400425
CDS confirmed human villagers are untouchable, so you can pretty much get away with anything as long as you don't become a yokai yourself. Anyways, I am going to grope that cute blacksmith girl who is always seen carrying a weird umbrella.
Anonymous No.49401871 >>49401875 >>49401890
>>49400263
dunno bro, she could then wait for you to go outside of the village and murder you
Anonymous No.49401875
>>49401871
*rape you
Yuuka would teach you how dreadful it is to he used for sexual gratification without the chance of fighting back.
Anonymous No.49401890
>>49401871
Villager privileges say the opposite; she could only murder you if you were an outsider, BUT if you manage to reach the village and get accepted by them, you become one of them, so you can harass yokai females too.
Anonymous No.49402987 >>49404101 >>49496932
I have an unhealthy obsession with the anus of 2hus...
Anonymous No.49404101
>>49402987
there are no plumbing in gensokyo. everyone shits in the woods or dig a hole.
Anonymous No.49405387 >>49405600
Extremely lewd
Anonymous No.49405600 >>49406014
>>49405387
ZUN's been drawing Reimu with a very noticeable body outline these past few games and I'm not sure how to feel about it
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Anonymous No.49406014 >>49406100 >>49406525
>>49405600
He said he stopped caring about lewding the characters. I had a collection of every time Reimu's ass appeared abnormally big in Lotus Eater, but I've already deleted it.
Anonymous No.49406100
>>49406014
I only got this one, i think there was a bigger version
Anonymous No.49406525
>>49406014
His based wife finally convinced him that girls should have some meat on them.
Anonymous No.49406642 >>49445496
>>49405963
>>49405614
>>49400029
I need to cum on some ass
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Futo? More like Butto
Anonymous No.49406918 >>49410855 >>49416693
I love asses, I wish women with big asses were more common
Anonymous No.49406920
>>49406796
The little inchling has quite the tits and ass
Anonymous No.49410855
>>49406918
Women with naturally big asses are rare and they're alright. But 95% of women want "big asses" that just amount to stuffing their face with junk food until cellulite fills it out and it's fucking awful.
Anonymous No.49416693
>>49406918
Just say you like fat people
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Anonymous No.49417583 >>49419126
Yorihime ass!
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>>49417583
Reisen > Reisen
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>>49366230
call her what?
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>>49425201
Think about it
You could have eaten Koishi's ass and you just don't remember
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Anonymous No.49434396 >>49451644
newhu butte
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>>49350508
>>49350511
>>49350915
It sounds like Yuugi can do everything. How is that fair?
Anonymous No.49444055
This shit is so ass.
Anonymous No.49445496
>>49406642
Hey anon if you want Patchy's ass I can lick her feet
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I wishes asses were real
Anonymous No.49449652
noooooo dont die haha
Anonymous No.49451644
>>49434396
Ready to mate
Anonymous No.49452648
>>49406800
i regret entering this thread. i'm going to need fema to help me clean up this mess.
Anonymous No.49453186 >>49453614 >>49456719 >>49527233
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>>49453186
How does a poor girl like Reimu have such a thick and juicy ass
Anonymous No.49454346
Thanks doc
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Anonymous No.49456719 >>49460496 >>49460505 >>49463254
>>49453186
Artist? or slop?
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>>49456719
slop, check out the irises
Anonymous No.49460505
>>49456719
Just zoom in when you're unsure.
In that image the irises and the lines on Reimu's bow are a dead giveaway
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>>49460558
>>49460555
Now, I've never been into facesitting...
BUT(T)...
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Dog to Dog communication.
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>>49322948
>>49322874 (OP)
Has the enspatsification even reached Gensokyo?!
Anonymous No.49463254 >>49465726 >>49465753 >>49473812 >>49524496 >>49527239 >>49559406
>>49456719
100% sloppa
t. I MADE it.
Anonymous No.49465588
>>49324944
B-But I already mic'd up the toilet?...
Anonymous No.49465713
ribbit~
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>>49463254
>I
>MADE
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>>49463254
>Aislop
>I made
>I
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SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>49322874 (OP)
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Imagine being stuck in a room with no windows and only a closed door with all of these fat asses shaking the butts. Imagine the wonderful sweaty aroma ahaha.
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>>49463254
Thanks for making it, dude.
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Anonymous No.49480703 >>49485708 >>49487821 >>49488544 >>49488722 >>49488735 >>49494249 >>49497870 >>49527412 >>49528612
Hello I'm a three letter agent with questions.
Have you always liked butts your whole life?
If not, did Touhou get you into butts?
Which 2hu ass do you like the most?
If the previous answer is not actually your favorite girl post her name and your opinion of her ass.
All booty or only booty of a specific size?
Would you say your love for ass affects sex positions too? For example do you prefer doggy and things like facesitting?
Does your enjoyment of butts extend to the anus?
If yes to the above, is it the asshole in general or specific actions like poking, fucking, licking etc.?
Do you like scents (eg. pussy, anus) related to butts?
And lastly, choose 1 EoSD: Meilings sweaty hard behind after a couple hours of training, Sakuyas perfect tight meido ass, or Patchis fat flabby dumper?
Anonymous No.49485708
>>49480703
>Have you always liked butts your whole life?
Since I first started finding things sexy, pretty much.
>If not, did Touhou get you into butts?
I got into touhou because of a really good Koakuma butt-centric doujin.
>Which 2hu ass do you like the most?
Hard question... possibly Marisa.
>If the previous answer is not actually your favorite girl post her name and your opinion of her ass.
Yukari! Love her, though I wouldn't say her butt is exactly the main attention draw regarding her. Of course, she has a nice one regardless!
>All booty or only booty of a specific size?
Enjoy booty of all sizes, but hyper stuff is a bit too much, which seems to be the norm for western art. Japanese ero shows its supremacy once more.
>Would you say your love for ass affects sex positions too? For example do you prefer doggy and things like facesitting?
Definitely. Love facesitting, but doggystyle is pretty lackluster. Pronebone is my favorite.
>Does your enjoyment of butts extend to the anus?
Naturally, I also am an anal enthusiast.
>If yes to the above, is it the asshole in general or specific actions like poking, fucking, licking etc.?
In general. All of those actions are very much welcome.
>Do you like scents (eg. pussy, anus) related to butts?
Certainly, it's one of the main draws, after all.
>And lastly, choose 1 EoSD: Meilings sweaty hard behind after a couple hours of training, Sakuyas perfect tight meido ass, or Patchis fat flabby dumper?
That is quite the hard choice. Meiling's behind has the most inherent appeal, but eroticism is as much about skin as it is about clothes, and I think Sakuya's uniform frames her buttocks in a much more appealing way, so I'm going for her. Patchy is fine but I'm personally not a big fan of her, so I'm biased.
Anonymous No.49487821
>>49480703
>Have you always liked butts your whole life?
Yup. Had a fixation with booty my whole life.
>If not, did Touhou get you into butts?
It didn't, but one of the first times I've jerked it to 2hu was a Yorihime doujin by Haitokukan. She was weak to anal.
>Which 2hu ass do you like the most?
Yorihime.
>If the previous answer is not actually your favorite girl post her name and your opinion of her ass.
My fav is Miko, but I don't really see her in a sexual way. I just find her real cool.
>All booty or only booty of a specific size?
All booty.
>Would you say your love for ass affects sex positions too? For example do you prefer doggy and things like facesitting?
Definitely. Love watching the cheeks jiggle.
>Does your enjoyment of butts extend to the anus?
Yup.
>If yes to the above, is it the asshole in general or specific actions like poking, fucking, licking etc.?
Everything. I have fantasies of turning a girl into an anal addicted slut.
>Do you like scents (eg. pussy, anus) related to butts?
This one's a tad too much for me.
>And lastly, choose 1 EoSD: Meilings sweaty hard behind after a couple hours of training, Sakuyas perfect tight meido ass, or Patchis fat flabby dumper?
Gimme Patchouli.
There you go FBI-kun.
Anonymous No.49488544
>>49480703
>Have you always liked butts your whole life?
Pretty much
>If not, did Touhou get you into butts?
Nope
>Which 2hu ass do you like the most?
Raymoo
>If the previous answer is not actually your favorite girl post her name and your opinion of her ass.
Seija. It's uh... it's technically an ass.
>All booty or only booty of a specific size?
All sizes, but excessive cellulite is an instant bonerkiller. If it's not tight, it's not right. That said, I have a leaning preference for small to average.
>Would you say your love for ass affects sex positions too? For example do you prefer doggy and things like facesitting?
Prefer them.
>Does your enjoyment of butts extend to the anus?
In theory. Not as much in practice.
>If yes to the above, is it the asshole in general or specific actions like poking, fucking, licking etc.?
Very much depends.
>Do you like scents (eg. pussy, anus) related to butts?
Love scents, but only clean and natural scents. I go wild for strong pheromones, but gag at the unwashed scents.
>And lastly, choose 1 EoSD: Meilings sweaty hard behind after a couple hours of training, Sakuyas perfect tight meido ass, or Patchis fat flabby dumper?
Remilia.
Anonymous No.49488722
>>49480703
>Have you always liked butts your whole life?
Yes
>If not, did Touhou get you into butts?
It didn't
>Which 2hu ass do you like the most?
Alice
>If the previous answer is not actually your favorite girl post her name and your opinion of her ass.
Aya. Well, she has in fact a good ass, but I think Alice's is better
>All booty or only booty of a specific size?
All booty. First I only wanted big butts, but later I learned that it's not the size that matters, but the shape
>Would you say your love for ass affects sex positions too? For example do you prefer doggy and things like facesitting?
A little. All of them.
>Does your enjoyment of butts extend to the anus?
Of course.
>If yes to the above, is it the asshole in general or specific actions like poking, fucking, licking etc.?
Depends, but in general: fucking.
>Do you like scents (eg. pussy, anus) related to butts?
I prefer fucking to sniffing. But sometimes, if the scent is good and natural, then yeah, maybe I'll like it.
>And lastly, choose 1 EoSD: Meilings sweaty hard behind after a couple hours of training, Sakuyas perfect tight meido ass, or Patchis fat flabby dumper?
Sakuya's ass is elegant, Patchi's one is fat, but for today I will go with the giant Meiling's ass.
Anonymous No.49488735
>>49480703
>Have you always liked butts your whole life?
Yeah, before I even knew what sex was or anything. I'm pretty sure my first "porn" was buttcrush videos.
>If not, did Touhou get you into butts?
No, but it sure does have a lot of good ones
>Which 2hu ass do you like the most?
Hard to say, I like Kaguya though, sweaty NEET bum is a good
>If the previous answer is not actually your favorite girl post her name and your opinion of her ass.
I like Nazrin a lot, her butt is cute too, I like all butts, it's just easier to fantasize of scenarios with the NEETs. I like Nareko too, she has a similar feeling to me somehow.
>All booty or only booty of a specific size?
All is good, it's about the shape, not the size. Overly flabby is a little meh.
>Would you say your love for ass affects sex positions too? For example do you prefer doggy and things like facesitting?
All I want in life is to be squished under butts.
>Does your enjoyment of butts extend to the anus?
Yeah, it's cute and deserves attention too.
>If yes to the above, is it the asshole in general or specific actions like poking, fucking, licking etc.?
I like almost everything related, though I'm not actually massively into anal. I'd rather just press nose and tongue deep into it.
>Do you like scents (eg. pussy, anus) related to butts?
Yeah. Musky sweaty bums are life. Really, all I want is to have my nose and mouth filled with sweaty 2hu farts. I don't know why I like it (not really the smell), but I've had it all my life as well. I think I just like the idea of being fully overwhelmed with all senses.
>And lastly, choose 1 EoSD: Meilings sweaty hard behind after a couple hours of training, Sakuyas perfect tight meido ass, or Patchis fat flabby dumper?
Well, it's nicest to imagine a "lazy 2hu sits on your face all day" scenario with Patchi, so she can use me...
Anonymous No.49494249 >>49495392
>>49480703
>Have you always liked butts your whole life?
I mean yeah, I think so. Ass is ass, it's the most deeply ingrained, animalistic attraction we have.

>If not, did Touhou get you into butts?
N/A, but Touhou definitely got me into armpits (and partially smells), leading to a wider appreciation of women's bodies as a whole.

>Which 2hu ass do you like the most?
I try to stay chaste, and generally don't think about hus in that way. Going on the average of all arts I come across, though, I'd say Alice in both forms: she's just a really pretty character, ripe for either ravenous defilement or pure love. Both romanceable and rapable; white panties are a plus, because the juices show through nicely.

>If the previous answer is not actually your favorite girl post her name and your opinion of her ass.
Yeah, she isn't my favourite. I have a few contenders, I'll blitz through them: Yukari's ass is nice, but it's not her main (ass)et. Her whole body is too well-developed to ignore the rest. Eirin's ass is... really fucking nice, something about her domme nature takes away from it, though. Her whole body is lunarian perfection. Sanae's ass is great, but I still feel too purely about her to fantasize much about her. She's too cute to vulgarly jack off to.

>All booty or only booty of a specific size?
I'm up for anything as long as it's not bony enough to hurt. I used to be a skeleton, my then-gf said sex and cuddling were really uncomfortable because I'd jab her with my pelvis.

>Would you say your love for ass affects sex positions too? For example do you prefer doggy and things like facesitting?
I mean, yeah. My aforementioned ex had the ass of a pornstar, only she was too shy to be on top. I'd have loved for her to have sat on my face or pushed me into a wall with it. Being a retard, I didn't know how to properly communicate that with her, nor how to ease her into it.
In general though? If the ass is considerable, I enjoy using it as a cushion for prone positions. Other than that, I can't say it affects it very much.

>Does your enjoyment of butts extend to the anus?
No, not really. Not in women, anyway. If there's a pussy, that's the hole you're supposed to aim for, I don't see any appeal in anuses outside of 2d. Some women DO have really nice peckers, but idunno, too risky to give a (shit) about.

>If yes to the above, is it the asshole in general or specific actions like poking, fucking, licking etc.?
N/A to women, but if boyhole, I guess I could play around with it.

>Do you like scents (eg. pussy, anus) related to butts?
Yeah, I like smells, just not shit or yeast. Favourite scenario ever is when a woman's been wearing cotton tights all day, and I get to have my head between her legs, or resting on her thighs. I miss her, bros.

>And lastly, choose 1 EoSD: Meilings sweaty hard behind after a couple hours of training, Sakuyas perfect tight meido ass, or Patchis fat flabby dumper?
Hon! Mei! Rin!
Anonymous No.49495392 >>49495773
>>49494249
That's how it is, eons ago I too had a gal with a nice booty, but that time is gone! She wasn't into anal but she was willing to humour me and did it from time to time.
Don't be sad cause it's over, be happy cause it happened.
Anonymous No.49495773
>>49495392
You're right, man. Everything happens when it's meant to, and I'm glad I got to be with the suicidal borderline nympho at a time where we were still too young to ruin eachother's lives, but old enough to get together. When I'm looking back through my life on my deathbed, I know that'll be one of the highpoints.
Anonymous No.49496932
>>49402987
2nus, if you will
Anonymous No.49497870 >>49501436
>>49480703
>Have you always liked butts your whole life?
Ever since i discovered porn basically.
>If not, did Touhou get you into butts?
See above but one of the first 2hu porn pics I saw was a Sakuya dumptruck one.
>Which 2hu ass do you like the most?
Fluctuates at times but generally consistent high places go to Alice, Patchy, Tenshi and Yuuka
>If the previous answer is not actually your favorite girl post her name and your opinion of her ass.
Rumia. Being real her ass is probably average but in an ideal world it's nice and firm. Oh and on my face.
>All booty or only booty of a specific size?
So long as it's not flat ass I dig it, though I do prefer when it's bigger or equal to their boob size.
>Would you say your love for ass affects sex positions too? For example do you prefer doggy and things like facesitting?
Yes I want 2hu ass on my face.
>Does your enjoyment of butts extend to the anus?
Yup
>If yes to the above, is it the asshole in general or specific actions like poking, fucking, licking etc.?
Mostly fucking and some licking as foreplay.
>Do you like scents (eg. pussy, anus) related to butts?
Depends on the individual's smell really.
>And lastly, choose 1 EoSD: Meilings sweaty hard behind after a couple hours of training, Sakuyas perfect tight meido ass, or Patchis fat flabby dumper?
Crush me under that Patchy ass now Mr CIA.
Anonymous No.49499462
Anonymous No.49501436 >>49507601
>>49497870
>See above but one of the first 2hu porn pics I saw was a Sakuya dumptruck one.
How can you say that and then not post it, anon?
I demand it!
Anonymous No.49507580
thread needs more Koishi ass
Anonymous No.49507601 >>49507885 >>49507935 >>49508703
>>49501436
It was just one of star raisin's anon, desu I prefer this one over it.
Anonymous No.49507885 >>49507935 >>49508718 >>49515865 >>49538332
>>49507601
Understandable. That Sakuya picture has lit a fire in my heart and my loins during many cold nights.
Remilia really does have a knack for choosing servants.
Anonymous No.49507935
>>49507601
>>49507885
Sakuya is the queen of touhou butts
Anonymous No.49508703
>>49507601
starraisins art is an extremely dangerous gateway drug to ass obsession desu
Anonymous No.49508718 >>49521120
>>49507885
If i was Remilia I'd make it mansion policy that maids can only wear short skirts and no bloomers. Yes, including the fairy maids too.
Anonymous No.49515865 >>49521215 >>49539740
>>49507885
Even if this is an ass thread I can't not point out how delicious that vulva is.
Anonymous No.49518382
not ass but I just realized momio deleted all his pixiv 2hus
fucking nigger
Anonymous No.49521120
>>49508718
Don't single maids out! Apply those rules for all mansion residents, Miss Remilia!
Anonymous No.49521215
>>49515865
Appreciating the vulva is part of appreciating a good ass, specifically the part where it is seated on my face.
Anonymous No.49524079
Anonymous No.49524496
>>49463254
Make more, you have millions checking out your civitai.
Anonymous No.49527009
Maid Ass!!!
Anonymous No.49527233 >>49527286
>>49453186
I generated this one. Makes me wonder how posts like this don't get banned on worksafe boards like this one.
Anonymous No.49527239
>>49463254
No, I made it. I'm HugeAssFan from civitai btw
Anonymous No.49527286
>>49527233
if there is no visible pubes, nipples, vagina or anus it is sfw
Anonymous No.49527412
>>49480703
>Have you always liked butts your whole life? If not, did Touhou get you into butts?
I grew a love for big butts way before i got into Touhou, Zero Suit Samus is how i started loving butts.

>Which 2hu ass do you like the most? Post her name and your opinion of her ass
Fujiwara No Mokou, like gosh she has such an amazing massive immortal bubble butt, i bet she had over 1000 men using her fat ass for pleasure.

>All booty or only booty of a specific size?
I only like huge butts, especially if they can make sound like clapping.

>Would you say your love for ass affects sex positions too?
Yes, i prefer simple sex positions like doggystyle simply because they give me a perfect, clear view of the butt.

>Does your enjoyment of butts extend to the anus?
Yes, i enjoy many things involving the asshole as long as butt is huge for my taste, in fact. I LOVE thinking of fucking a fat assed 2hu in the butt.

>Do you like scents related to butts?
That's a pretty tricky question since i never smelled someone else's butt in my life. But i guess if i sniff a 2hu's huge booty then i enjoy the scent whether it smells like perfume or like rotten meat.

>And lastly, choose 1 EoSD: Meilings sweaty hard behind after a couple hours of training, Sakuyas perfect tight meido ass, or Patchis fat flabby dumper?
Such a tricky question but i'll go with Meiling.
Anonymous No.49528612 >>49529266
>>49480703
>Have you always liked butts your whole life?
Absolutely! When I was a kid I used to get scolded for staring at women's butts too much.
>If not, did Touhou get you into butts?
It didn't
>Which 2hu ass do you like the most?
Super difficult question and it may vary if we put canon (I mean the art made by the artists who made the official mangas). But I'm very inclined to say Sakuya, that damn elegant maid has the best ass in all of Gensokyo.
>If the previous answer is not actually your favorite girl post her name and your opinion of her ass.
My favorites 2hus are Junko and Patchouli. Junko has an perfect ass that is a testament to the fact that she is a mother. Patchouli on the other hand depends on my mood, she is one of the 2hus with the most versatile body in the series, she can be fat and have a dumptruck due to her sitting all day reading or she can be anorexic due to her poor health, which is one of the reasons why patchy is one of my favorites
>All booty or only booty of a specific size?
All booty, but I lean on slightly bigger booty. It's like what some anons said in the thread, context matters a lot, imo even more than the size.
>Would you say your love for ass affects sex positions too? For example do you prefer doggy and things like facesitting?
Yes, dogstyle and facesitting simply makes me go nuts
>Does your enjoyment of butts extend to the anus?
Yeah
>If yes to the above, is it the asshole in general or specific actions like poking, fucking, licking etc.?
I'm obsessed with the anus of 2hus and I often fantasize about fucking, playing with and licking them. But don't get me wrong, I hate shit like scat and fart and see it as some sort of monkey's paw to this fetish.
>Do you like scents (eg. pussy, anus) related to butts?
Yes, but with the same reservations I mentioned before.
>And lastly, choose 1 EoSD: Meilings sweaty hard behind after a couple hours of training, Sakuyas perfect tight meido ass, or Patchis fat flabby dumper?
FUCK, that's one of the most difficult questions I've ever been asked. I want to become Fatchouli's chair!!
Anonymous No.49529266
>>49528612
>But don't get me wrong, I hate shit like scat and fart and see it as some sort of monkey's paw to this fetish.
Personally, I think the issue is art of that ilk tends to be poorly drawn, overly exaggerated or rendered with a poor sense of eroticism.
It is a rather vicious cycle: Popular artists prefer not to include it in their art due to the high likelyhood of alienating their followers, and in turn less skilled artists are more prone to feature it, so people who enjoy that fetish settle down for lower quality art due to material scarcity.
Anonymous No.49530892
Love fat touhou asses
Anonymous No.49534473 >>49537183
bumping huge touhou butt thread
Anonymous No.49537183
>>49534473
I'd like to bump some huge touhou buttes.
Anonymous No.49538332
>>49507885
Anonymous No.49539725 >>49547333 >>49547338
If twerking was introduced to Gensokyou thanks to Zoomereko, which 2hus would adopt this foreign way of "dancing"? Which ones would enjoy it the most? Which ones would do it the most?
Anonymous No.49539740
>>49515865
Probably tastes as sweet as a peach
Anonymous No.49544111
>>49351000
kek
Anonymous No.49547333
>>49539725
I guess it depends on how it's framed, but the most obvious answer is the backup dancers.
Anonymous No.49547338 >>49547419
>>49539725
The way that pantsu folds into her asshole is cute
Anonymous No.49547419 >>49547728 >>49547853
>>49547338
Is it though?
Anonymous No.49547728
>>49547419
NTA but yes, assholes are cute.
Anonymous No.49547853
>>49547419
Also NTA, assholes are great and would kiss.
Anonymous No.49550326
I love clownbutt
Anonymous No.49555090 >>49558546
post some 2hu asses getting corrected
SMAHK
Anonymous No.49555101
Anonymous No.49558546 >>49558747
>>49555090
I want to spank Flan
I think she'd be into it
Anonymous No.49558747
>>49558546
without a doubt
Anonymous No.49559401 >>49559605 >>49561447
>>49416781
this pose does things to me...
Anonymous No.49559406
>>49463254
kek
Anonymous No.49559605 >>49560086
>>49559401
Do you mind the autism tho?
Anonymous No.49560086 >>49561618
>>49559605
I do not, in fact the autism is more than welcome
Anonymous No.49561447
>>49559401
sadly, not all the girls are able to do it successfully
Anonymous No.49561618 >>49563558
>>49560086
Your funeral, bud
Anonymous No.49563558 >>49564688
>>49561618
I would gladly accept death by asphyxiation if that means kosh's butt on my face until I pass out
Anonymous No.49564318
You have no idea how rough i want to be towards this book thief's fat ass.
Anonymous No.49564415
Suwacky-sama OWES me letting me give her a rimjob until my jaw is numb and her asshole is dry
Anonymous No.49564573
I wish all of these fat assed 2hus were real so I could go full pic related on them.
Anonymous No.49564688 >>49569355
>>49563558
I guess you could say this is a shape of autism we could both get behind
Anonymous No.49569355
>>49564688
Inflatable koishi sexdoll?
Satori has gone too fart...
Anonymous No.49574272 >>49578563
Anonymous No.49578563 >>49578584 >>49579377
>>49574272
Is such a behind appropiate for a crown prince?
Anonymous No.49578584 >>49578613 >>49579227
>>49578563
She has no tits so she has to make up for it with something, crown prince be damned
Anonymous No.49578613 >>49578650 >>49579227
>>49578584
She doesn't need to make up for anything, the clown prince hears our desires and knows ass is best!
Anonymous No.49578650
>>49578613
>the clown prince
Who could be behind this post I wonder...
Anonymous No.49579227 >>49579330
>>49578584
miko doesnt need an ass that big
>>49578613
better
Anonymous No.49579330
>>49579227
Yeah, she may not need it, but that sure isn't stopping her!
I do think a more proportionante butt fits her better, but I welcome Taishi of all sizes
Anonymous No.49579377 >>49579461
>>49578563
Anonymous No.49579461
>>49579377
What a heavenly way to die.