A thread for fallen goddess.

where did she fall from?

Mayumi's granddaughters are cute!

What do you mean "fallen"?

>>49348410 (OP)
she doesn't deserve a thread

Next fightan for sure trust the plan haniwabros

>>49349902
I'm sure she will be playable in Touhou 20.5.

fatty

>>49353782
Motherly.

Keiki-sama.

Chimata got so much mileage out of her debut but Keiki-chama got nothing...

>>49356335
What do you mean?

>>49356351
I mean cards and its incident have been present for two games after the fact and Chimatan even got some small roles in a decimal and a chapter in whale.
Keiki just got some vs dialogue hand waving her in 19.
Sucks ZUN isolated her from the animal matriarchs

>>49356371
She's too ancient, too powerful, has too strong will of her own and is too complex and nuanced. In other words, one of those "troublesome ones who seems to move on their own". It's sad but I am glad we got at least one game with her.

>>49356386
I liked that 17 didn't frame her completely as the bad guy and that the protagonists were forced to runaway from her at first
She's really something else

this thread fell the moment a vtumor made it

>>49356427
Yeah, challenging some primordial kami of civilization on her home turf is a very risky idea.

The ambigous portrayal of Keiki-sama plays very well on how Haniyasuhime-kami and her siblings are portrayed in Japanese mythology. They are these kind of kami of things essential to human civilization. They're born after the kami of fire gets slain by his father for causing his mother to die in childbirth. Haniyasuhime and her siblings not evil in themselves, but there's this element of death and destruction that underpins their whole existence.

Japanese soil is very volcanic, and they used to just burn down large swaths of forest to clear out land for agriculture. The very existence of the land itself is because of destructive forces, and so is human civilization there.

She raises too many uncomfortable questions with no simple answers that are beyond ZUN's caliber as a thinker or writer.

Page 9? No love for Keiki-sama?

Meowki

>>49364999
"Keiki-sama has cat ears" is a heretical theory.

>>49365023
But they're cute. Does Keiki despise cute things?

>>49365084
It depicts her with features associated with her enemies.

Keiki's daily life...

>>49370591
Dutifull goddess!

>>49354038
How're things for the human spirits in the animal realm post-Keiki? Is she acting as their caregiver?

>>49372683
She treats them like cogs in a machine
In this sense, she's not really any different to the mob bosses they were under before, but the human spirits want to be treated that way, so I guess she's doing a good job

Procreate!

>>49374897
What on Earth is going on in that picture?

>>49378062
Nothing serious, just a normal day in the animal realm.

>>49378062
Blasphemy propaganda against the sculptor god.

>>49378661
>>49378680
I wonder which one of you is trustworthy on this matter?

>>49380779
Follow your heart, anon. She could do whatever she wanted with the things in her possession, and it would be neither good nor bad.

>>49381155
"Heart" is easy to confuse for another organ that is a bit lower on the body.

>>49383243
Just give it a chance! The truth will reveal itself before your eyes.

>>49384890
Give what exactly a chance?

Sex with Keiki

Gay sex with Keiki

>>49389239
>>49386877
we know yachie

>>49386877
in Shinto mythology, Haniyasuhime and her siblings were born when the kami of fire burned his mother to death while being born. While Keki-sama is most apparently Haniyasuhime manifest, she has elements of her siblings, and sometimes the siblings were seen as a kind of a single whole. They are all kami related to the needs of early civilization, like clay and soil, water, reeds and gourds They're also worshipped as kami of protection against fire, because clay, water and reeds and gourds were used in firefighting efforts.

The fiery and deathly origin of Haniyasuhime and her siblings are thought to be related to two things. First is the volcanic soil of Japan itself, which is renewed by violent, fiery processes. Second is that early agriculture in Japan was done by burning down forests. Thus the Japanese would have seen their civilization as being born out of not only creation, but also destruction, and built on a very fragile base.

What does this have to do with the topic of "sex with Keiki"? Let's be realistic about it. She's a deity, anon. She's of course nurturing and motherly, but her womb carries civilization itself, not human babies. Her anger reduces fields and forests and cities to ashes. She exists interlinked and above this world, in soil, clay, tools, agriculture, craftsmanship and everything that has been built upon these humble foundations. In some shrines, these days Haniyasuhime is worshipped as the kami of "all growth and progress". I think she has become something like that. We have come a long way from putting down hut fires with water and wet reeds, smothering embers with clay, or burning down forests to grow buckwheat. But the fundamental truth exists: all civilization is fragile, needs constant mindful renewal and is built on fundamentaly destroying something to create something else.

I don't think you really understand what "sex with Keiki" would be like, anon. Trying to intimately merge with something like her is like trying to fit an ocean into a bottle. Best you can manage is to try to find some arts & crafts auntie who has a manageable amount of Keiki-nature in her.

>>49389275
>not human babies
lol virgin goddess

>>49389291
Human men worthy and capable of mating with deities are extremely rare. Whoever it was that swooned her must have been very, very exceptional.

>>49389275
>all civilization is fragile, needs constant mindful renewal and is built on fundamentally destroying something to create something else.
This is incorrect on two counts.
Civilization is rather durable and benefits from turmoil more then being hindered by it. Contests of arms, economies, and culture have all caused great advancements in technology, welfare, and philosophy on a whole, although spiritual health has waxed and waned because the benefits of civilization produces comforts and decadence, which ultimately leads to sterility and depression. This to me shows the clear flaw in Keiki's being as a motherly figure toward civilization and creation, Afterall, why does she create sterile, unchanging clay golems as a facade of something living? Truly, if she was the mother toward civilization she would produce sons and daughters who grow and inherit her position, such is the fault of Shinto gods I suppose who can't overcome their nature to embody what they aspire to be.
Per destruction given way to creation, it is not too far off, but it's incomplete and is too tempting to give way to annihilation, the complete destruction of a thing, which is wholly sterile and evil. Civilization, at it's root, is cold fusion, the creation of goodness into the world in a quantity greater then the ingredients it took to make. This is easily understood for the journeyman economists who knows that very few transactions are zero-sum, like outright robbery, and often produce good for both parties involved, such as when a man pays gold to a farmer for food, the man can eat and the farmer has more wealth with which to create more food. This is the goodness of civilization, that through noble acts something is made from nothing and destructions deception is laid bare.

Therefore, while it might be the greatest and most arduous challenge of a man's life to make a bride of Keiki, it will be a challenge he will surely grow from, and in his success he and Keiki will create goodness from nothing.

>>49390817
Maybe you should create some sons and daughters of your own to inherit your position before criticizing a deity.

>>49392689
>Maybe you should create some sons and daughters of your own to inherit your position before criticizing a deity.
Touché. I'll ask out the nice girl I saw at the fair the other day then. She seemed cute and actually knew what kit-bashing was so maybe we have a common interest.

>>49392753
Best of luck with that, a common interest is always a good starting point with these things.

Keiki-sama.

>>49392689
man that is a bore of a reply

>>49402601
What do you expect from haniwasissy?

>>49402804
otterfaggot OUT

>>49402601
Keiki-sama might not be a harvest goddess but it was a low-hanging fruit ripe for the picking.

horny kami

>>49409100
That's a new one.

Keiki-sama.

Keiki-sama.

>>49413562
>>49416262
Keiki abandoned her only follower on /jp/...

>>49409742
Oh hey I drew that keiki a year ago, feels nice that someone saved it. I should get around to drawing another again.

>>49418933
She hasn't abandoned me!
>>49419028
Oh? You drew that one? Nice. You should create more in her honor...

Keiki-sama.

>>49421062
Anon just give up. Your voice will never reach her.

>>49423599
Why are you trying to demoralize me?

>>49423644
Your unhealthy faith and obsession will only lead to dissatisfaction and frustration.

>>49423669
What do you even mean "unhealthy faith"? You are just an animal type person trying to get between me and my goddess.

>>49425576
Anon, if you want Keiki to hear your words, go to a fucking shrine instead of posting them on karelian polka singing forum.

>>49427510
She's heard me plenty fine before. And what do you think my summer plans include? These two activities are hardly exclusive either. When you go to a shrine, they will see into your heart.

Keiki-sama.

need keiki footjob

Keiki's futa cock is bigger than mine...

>>49427510
Bit this kind of post is what makes east korean tennis table smuggling forum so good.

>>49430757
Twisted form of worship.
>>49432180
She's a goddess, what did you expect?

Keiki-sama.

Oh look, another pretender to the throne, trying to claim that she's the "god of creation and creativity". The Hermetic throne does not belong to yours wrench, you may bow to it, but it is forever beyond your meager grasp.

>>49432914
>She's a goddess, what did you expect?
So it confirmed that she's a futa. I think she's the type to take the lead. But what kind of partner does she prefer? male? female? fellow futa? or even a non-humanoid one?

>>49437415
What have I done...Anon, she's a deity, they don't have a single fixed form.

Keiki-sama.

>>49374897
This is not procreation.

>>49441715
That's how pure blood haniwas are created.

keiki loves anal penetration

Keiki-sama.

Keiki-sama...

Keiki-sama.

Keiki-sama.

create! (life) (in her womb)

Does anyone here have the original PV of Hanipaganda?

>>49455111
Best you can do is to devoutly pray to Keiki-sama for a wife that carries Keiki-nature within herself.

>>49457806
anyone?

>>49462731
I don't, but I got Keiki-sama's little floral prints for you.

>>49372683
Every single one sings in joy to Keiki-sama as she lovingly guides them to their favorite chores. Like is good and every human spirit gets a Haniwa to scratch his back and lift heavy things once they get enough happy labor points!

>>49464353
So true anon!

Keiki-sama!

Keiki's keikis!

>>49471792
And what would these "keikis" be?

Still waiting warmly for answer to what those "keikis" are.

>>49474234
>>49476663
Keiki's keikis are whatever gives her headscarf those bumps. May be horns, may be animal ears, may be same hairbuns as Mayumi. We will never know.

>>49348410 (OP)
Her theme is too good for touhou ngl

>>49359206
Don't worry anon, I'm sure she will be used later to somehow bring shinki out of 98 hell if ZUN ever has Alice learn about Keiki and her haniwa being what Alice is wanting for her dolls

>>49476672
Oh, yes, those. Well, part of Shinto praxis is not trying to overexplain the mysteries of life (I'm terrible at this). While Keiki-sama's "keikis" might not be the most awesome of mysteries, maybe we can just enjoy the unknown when it comes to their true nature.

Keiki was caught smooching Chimata again...

>>49481478
...and which of these two are you self-inserting as in this fantasy of yours?

>>49481511
Neither. I prefer being a third party.

>>49481518
Isn't that a bit sad, anon? Shouldn't you get yourself involved in your fantasies?

>>49481527
Nah. Watching the two goddesses pleasure each other brings me great joy.

>>49481538
Why?

>>49484346
Observing a pair of divine beings acting on primal instinct is fascinating. They touch each other as if they were rabbits in heat. Their deranged act is on full display for all to see, and they couldn't care less about what others might think. This eventually became the norm for their followers. Ultimately, the entire generation becomes degenerate, which is then succeeded by a decline in population by birth. In the end, they are consigned to oblivion and vanish.

>>49486358
How wicked.

>>49488013
Of course she is!

>>49490371
No u.

Well, do you?

What was her relationship with the Emishi during
The
Billion
Queen
Wars
.?

So many Emishi
Queens during the
Bronze Age and early Iron Ages made
such
gestures.

>>49493551
Japan was
underratedly thicc
during the time of greek golden age
and Rome and Babylon and Egypt and Ancient China

>>49493551
I'll make sure to ask her!

>>49493597
Why is Keiki trying to loot the pyramid?

>>49495526
Haniyasushin is a very old deity, she's just visiting some old friends and relatives.

>>49495534
But looting the pyramid is a rude way to greet someone.

>>49493219
Uh... I like drawing sometimes ?

>>49495600
pyw

>>49495616

>>49495543
Does that really look like looting?
>>49495600
>>49496400
Draw Keiki-sama next.

rip keiki

>>49500162
But anon, she got reincarnated only a few years ago and remains a fan favorite despite ZUN not knowing what to do with her...

>>49500356
No. ZUN did a good job of portraying her as an evil goddess.

criar!

>>49501249
She's not an evil goddess...

>>49520713
Dude, you're back? I thought you had finally found some new god and left her for good.

>>49520780
I would never abandon Keiki-sama after everything she has done for me.

>>49500356
Another deity possessing ZUN and being reincarnated in Touhou mythology
Who will be next, I wonder?

>>49520856
What did Keiki do to your body? If you were the victim, I could call the nearest shrine maiden.

>>49520948
Hard to say but someone from the fringes. The difficulty with them is that they tend to be a bit more obscure.
>>49520979
She helped me lose like 20kg of weight. I kept thinking things like "Keiki-sama would be very disapointed in me if I went to the chinese buffet again".

Isn't it cool that the two newhu incident causing goddesses are BOTH lesbians?

>>49526935
Cute.

>>49520979
The best way I can describe what she did to me is : my body is now my own torture device. Every single moments I move, breath, blink, is pure agony, the clay exoskeleton I now harbor tears and burn my flesh, my insides are breaking apart and I can feel everything. What prevents me from trying to end it all is that I doubt I could succeed to do so and am afraid of how worse the punishement would be for those who did.
I regret going into that pit, I was told it was at some point an entryway to hell, to this I thought of the riches that could be hiding there and I went in like an idiot, obviously I got attacked by what dwells there and got lost running away. I ended up in some place where the hierachy of animals and humans was completely fliped, this place was at war with statues made of clay, the animals were hostile but the statues didn't seem so, so I tried to go where they lived in the hopes of finding any semblance of shelter before trying to get out.
This is how I met the creator and leader of the statues, she claimed to be a sculptor god trying to save the human spirits here from the tyranny of animals, as well as acting off and creepy her saying this didn't rub right with my beliefs, but frankly that was the least I was preocupied with, I needed a place to rest if I wanted to see the sun again. It seemed this place was only home to the dead and paranormal as I was seen as an anomaly by everyone around here, even by the leader who said she rarely saw live humans, though she was acting strange, at first she was boasting about how her creations are perfect and better than my body of flesh, then it turned into a proposition, she could turn me into one of her great creations, I didn't want to, despite this she always had this propositions given to me and everytime she was more and more persistent, then it came to a point where I couldn't protest against this anymore, I couldn't do anything, I was right inside her domain and I wasn't getting out now. The change felt horrible, my skin was forecfully shed out of me, my organs were removed and changed with something completely different as if a surgeon was playing with them. The hours I was standing still while she was sculpting my body was when I felt my mind going numb, I couldn't think at all, fighting the animals I was running away from before and acting like every other statues around me as if I couldn't fathom anything else to do, to her she made me into a perfect soldier and Idol, a superior being, obviously she knew nothing about the creations of God, only seeing them as flawed, and didn't think that none of them were mean't to be like her creations.
By some miracle at some point my mind came back, that was also when I started to feel the pain everywhere in my body, even if I wanted to I couldn't scream, despite this I still had enough sanity to know I had to get out. When going to another battle, I took the opportunity to flee, I ended up lost again but one of the few good things about my new body was that it could repell the yokais in this place so I was at least safe. I found the hole back to the surface by some miracle after marching without knowing the way back.
I was expecting people to be more terrified of me when I came, they just thought I came back with an odd armor and was stiff as a statue most of the time, they were more shocked I wasn't looking worse once they heard what happened to me, it was some time since I last saw myself in a mirror so when I did I was surprised how I looked mike I just had some armor on me, that sculptor did an unbelievable job for making me still look human but now all I do is standing motionless suffering because doing anything else makes the agony worse. People says they are still searching into this issue to find a way to turn me back, but in the meantime i serve as a tale to turn people off from going too far out of the village.

>>49530837
This is yet another proof of Keiki abusing one of her victims. Not even Yachie was as bad as her.

>>49530837
On the offhand chance this is real, anon, I’ll be praying for you

>>49531144
"if only you knew how bad things really are"

Keiki status?

Keiki-sama...your ofuda was the first ofuda I received...I was so nervous that I might not be able to do it, part of me wanted to give up...but I received it in the end, no questions asked. I think you would deserve an entire shrine of your own, as grand and beatiful as that one was. History may have made you peripheral, but to some, you are at the very center. I was shaken and almost cried when I saw the priestess haniwa at the museum. I don't know how exactly you are related, but at the very least she has lend you some of her appearance...walking among all those clay artefacts of bygone era, I truly understood just how important clay was in ancient times to your people. You must have been a grand deity, much needed and much thanked. I hope you will find the respect and devotion you so richly deserve in this new and strange era.

>>49546393
How could I possibly fail to attach the image...

>>49546393
>>49546411
Your experiences with the Goddess sound interesting, Anon. Would you like to share more?

>>49546393
Cool, did the myth about them being yuri golems turn out to be true?

>>49546584
I’m asking because I’ve been having strange visions of Keiki-sama when I try to fall asleep for a few days now, and I don’t know where to go from there (and no, I’m not a schizo)

>>49546584
>>49546648
Somewhere in the later half of 2023 I became obsessed with her. At the same time I had to make pretty big lifestyle adjustments. I used to think things like "Keiki would be unhappy if I went to the Chinese buffet again" and "Keiki would be happy if I keep on drawing". I turned out that she's real and doing something like that is the equivalent of repeatedly knocking on her door.

This resulted in a chain of events which has led to me coming to Japan. I went to the Tokyo National Museum, for many reasons but mainly in the hope that the priestess haniwa would be on display at the moment. She is, and seeing her was incredible. Every hair on my body stood up. I almost lost my composure. It was overwhelming. I don't know what is this haniwa's relation to Keiki-sama. Maybe she was actually an idol of Haniyasushin. Maybe she was a priestess of Haniyasushin. Maybe it's just creative license.

The archeology section where she is located at really helped me to understand just how important material clay was for early Japanese culture. Presumably a deity associated with clay, agriculture, pottery etc. would have been regarded as something very important.

It's kind of hard to put into words but it really put everything into context.

I also visited a certain shrine that is mainly dedicated to another, way more prominent deity, but it also enshrines Haniyasushin as Haniyasuhime. There's an artist who has done deep research into Haniyasushin, and they informed me that it's the only place in Japan where one can get a Haniyasuhime, maybe Haniyasushin ofuda. I'm not 100% sure on this, but these days Haniyasushin apparently does not have major shrines, though the kami may still have shrines with offices and therefore ofudas and all. Regardless, it was in a miraculously convenient location considering my travel plans. I was unbelievably nervous and unsure if they would even give such things to foreigners, but I received it, no questions asked.

She is not the only kami I have experiences with, but she was the first one, and I owe her deep gratidute.

Touhou isn't just a doujin franchise, it's part of a long continuum of deities adapting to new times by disseminating their myths in new forms. The ones in Touhou just tend to be the more peripheral, forgotten ones. There's deep connections to real spirits there and sometimes they call back. You're not schizo. She wants your attention.

She's really wonderful. She can be a bit spooky but I think that's just how these cthonian spirits are, plus I think she's annoyed at being forgotten and at the human civilization project going sideways. Much of our perception of them is part projection, and for ZUN her aspects came out as the spooky AI goddess in hell. He's sensitive, but operating outside normal mythological framings, which is part of Touhou's charm.
>>49546605
Oh, haniwa is just a generic name for all kinds of clay things discovered in tombs. There's haniwa horses, haniwa houses, weird ghost-like haniwa, warrior haniwa, there was even a haniwa pagoda from the later era. Nothing explicitly lesbian, which is probably like 9/11 for MayuKeiki-shippers.

>>49546807
Wow. Thank you so much for sharing, anon! Yep, looks like they weren’t coincidences at all. It sounds like she’s been guiding you in meaningful ways.
I’ll try to make contact with Keiki-sama when I can. Though, I wonder what she’d want to do with someone like me…

>>49547031
>Though, I wonder what she’d want to do with someone like me…
They see us in ways that are completely different from our own perception. They exist outside of what we understand time and space to be. They see the potential we have, untarnished by whatever crust of disappointments and failures and self-deprecating stories we tell about ourselves. They want to do what they have always wanted to do, to cultivate the potential they see in us.

>>49550455
Nice sage, anon.

>>49550493
Sage? Me? Oh no, I'm no sage.
Jokes aside, 4chan doesn't like me switching from one hotel wifi to another, hence the occasional nobumbs.

Keiki-sama.

What's Keiki's opinion about chimata month?

>>49556372
The existence of "Chimata Month" required a process that saw the existence of several "Keiki Millenia".

>>49560374
I got it. She was the root of modern day degeneracy.

>>49560374
I got it. She was the root of modern day degeneracy. Nice clay dildo btw.

>>49348410 (OP)
I don't like the way she's looking at me :(

>>49546807
Have got any good links for reasources on early Shinto deities like Haniyasushin outside of reading the nihon shoki/kojiki

>>49561242
>Nice clay dildo btw.
Do you want it used on you or why do you comment on it?
>>49563150
Honestly machine translating Japanese wikipedia pages is a good and accessible start, the Haniyasushin article is pretty incredible for example.

As for earliness - it's very difficult to make judgements about who came first and all that, but Haniyasushin and her siblings are fairly early on in the chain of genealogy. To some extent this can perhaps be read as kind of lineage of importance. In general, you can pretty readily assume that deities relevant to survival of early society would have been widely worshipped.

>>49563345
>Do you want it used on you or why do you comment on it?
Well, selling exotic goods to gensokyo is one way to spread the faith, isn't it?

>>49567260
Not sure if they are very "exotic", various phallic objects have been part of basicaly every culture since the neolithic times...

>>49567846
Come on, anon. I know Keiki better than this. Imagine the one that can start vibrating when you say "Keiki-sama" or change its shape to match your taste (human races, animal species, dragons, tentacles, etc).

>>49570852
You have quite the imagination.

Identity crisis....

>>49572935
Painted toenails...you just know.

>>49572935
NICE FEET

>>49572935
Why does Hecca want to impersonate a BPD goddess like Keiki?

>>49575543
Keiki-sama is not a "BPD goddess"!

>>49576225
Yes, she is. Based on the in-game dialogue, it's clear that she shows some symptoms such as a fear of abandonment, rapid mood changes, impulsive and dangerous behavior, and anger management issues. These fall within the BPD spectrum.

>>49579811
The player character violates her sacred territory. She is merciful and patient untill it becames apparent that the protagonist has thrown their lot on the side of the animals. That's not "BPD".

>>49580083
>The player character violates her sacred territory.
That's her own fault for her subpar intel, despite having so many advantages.
>She is merciful and patient untill
She's supposed to control her own impulses, but she gone insane. Not even Junko was this enraged.

>>49348410 (OP)
she doesn't deserve a thread

I smell Animal spirits behind these posts…

>>49590072
DING DING DING
Congrats you are the first living human here. Welcome to the animal realm circle jerk thread. Enjoy your time here!

>>49579811
Are you implying Keikei is cluster two wreck? Nonsense, shes a good goddes and lacks the formative childhood required for the trauma to make such a person!

>>49435778
Take a seat grandpa Yaldabaoth

>>49590993
>lacks the formative childhood
She inherited those shitty traits directly from Izanami.

>>49599381
Get your filthy hands off her!

What was the last thing you created?

>>49606562
Wrong life choices and self-loathing....

>>49599381
Obscene.
>>49606562
Mostly travel expenses lately...I will get back to Creating when I return home...

>>49608740
>Obscene.
What if that's Keiki's secret desire?

>>49608818
What if it's (You)r secret desire?

>>49608927
Uhhh no. Some studies suggest that a significant percentage of women have rape fantasies.

All of you are getting too naughty with my mom.

>>49608987
A lot of men have such fantasies too (both as the victim and perp) plus gender change fantasies too.
>>49609182
We're all Haniyasushin's children.

>>49609345
>We're all Haniyasushin's children.
Keiki is actually the mother of all animal spirits? What a plot twist!

>>49609345
>plus gender change fantasies too.
Why did you suddenly mention this particular fetish? Are you one of them? If so, then good for you...

>>49609446
Did you just out yourself as an animal spirit?
>>49609663
Oh, it's just 4/jp/ has constant reminders that such people exists. You can never be sure if the person on the other side of the screen wants to be the gropist or the groped...

>>49609969
>Did you just out yourself as an animal spirit?
I thought the pic you posted earlier implied that she was.

>>49610123
Anon, she's towering over defeated animal spirits...

>>49609969
Keiki the grapist!

>>49614985
RAPE ME PLS!

Destroy

>>49625179
Evil Keiki be like:

>>49614985
I knew I shouldn't have worn purple today...

>>49625508
Are you still there, anon?

>>49625179
Can't Create! without some Destroy!

>>49630715
Yes, she destroyed the peaceful Animal Realm and turned it into a dystopian hellhole. So much for the "human savior".

Keiki's cake!

>>49630833
>peaceful
Anon...
>>49630990
The masculine urge to sexually merge with the geist of Kofun era Japan, am I right?

>>49631024
>Anon...
It was peaceful in its own way. She came out of nowhere and changed the status quo for the sake some stupid monkeys.

Smelly

>>49348424
from earth.

>>49631125
Anon...
>>49635482
You too would be after working the whole day in the kilns.

>>49635482
>>49636108
Fat
Smelly
And definitely hairy

>>49636703
You're describing the qualities of your ideal woman, but what do they have to do with Keiki-sama?

>>49638596
His ideal woman is certainly Keiki!

>>49638631
But anon, she's a goddess, they're not like that...

>>49644229
You're contradicting yourself. >>49438052

>>49644562
Why would she choose to manifest like that?

>>49646945
Either she's doing it for anon, or she's in the mood for that form. It's probably the former, but perhaps her mind changed after living in the animal realm...

Why are there so few pictures of plump, sweaty, big-breasted Keiki? Her outfit lends itself to that kind of interpretation perfectly, what with the rural housewife vibe. Or am I the crazy one?

>>49650037
>Or am I the crazy one?
If you were okay with becoming a stay-at-home, submissive husband, then no.

>>49630990
Which software would Keiki use to increase her productivity?

>>49657198
Software is more Yukari's thing. Keiki's deal is pure hardware.

>>49657856
Not even CAD?

Become Haniwa!

>>49662118
You will never be a haniwa.

Yachie-sama...

>>49348410 (OP)

>>49666660
Not with that mentality.
>>49670987
What about her?

>>49608987
About 50% to be exact.

>>49349902
This girl loves Jackalman too

>>49666660
>>49530837 begs to differ.

>>49680243
canon lesbians

>>49348410 (OP)
Just according to keikaku.

According to the last survey, at least four /jp/sies voted for Keiki as one of their favourites. IMO, it no longer reflects the current situation following the recent hack. Will she end up in a similar place to Zanmu?

>>49690621
It's the quality that matters.

>>49690819
Truth. Her quality doesn't meet modern standards!

>>49690871
Keiki-sama's quality is eternal and timeless...it's the quality of her devotees I was talking about.

>>49695139
Are you implying that these four anons are like walking garbage in Keiki's eyes? Would it be wise to annihilate them? This would safeguard her reputation!

>>49695206
Anon...

>>49695237
What? I'm just giving my opinion. If they're unwilling to change or if Keiki can't guide them, it's better to just do it and move on.

>>49695346
If you want to call me a low-quality fan, use your own voice and don't try to speak for her.

>>49698804
>If you want to call me a low-quality fan
Calm down, anon. None of my replies were directed at you or at "low-quality fan" and I speak solely for myself. I mean, you're extremely passionate, while everyone else is mediocre at best.

>>49698896
So you were in essence saying you think Keiki-sama sees you as walking garbage?
>>49702652
Create!!!!

>>49703579
Anon...

>>49703610
What?

Keiki's extra soft and extra squishy stomach~

>>49348424

For me, one of ZUN's best designs in all of Touhou.

What level of casual sadism did it take to make Mayumi without genitals to relieve her urges?

>>49705244
Sexually merging with the geist of the Jomon era, am I right?
>>49716898
Yeah one of his best, both just as a pure visual design but also how it weaves elements of Haniyasu lore into it really well.
>>49716901
Are you sure Mayumi is like that? Or if she is, maybe she doesn't have urges like that.

>>49716898
Agreed!

i want to have sex with her daughter

>>49720822
I'm curious, how many schoolgirls actually do that stuff?

>>49720878
more often nowadays

>>49720938
Anon, this is a blue board.

Keiki-sama.

>>49348410 (OP)

Keki...

>>49742715
Do it for Haniyasuhime.

>>49348410 (OP)
o.o

>>49746784
Do what, exactly?

>>49753927
Divine act of Creation! of course.