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Anonymous No.49388048 >>49388529 >>49388726 >>49388975 >>49390186 >>49405806 >>49407411 >>49409600 >>49412341 >>49523541 >>49645547 >>49679633 >>49692172
The Guya
Anonymous No.49388127
Anonymous No.49388529
>>49388048 (OP)
Kakaguya lmao gottem
Anonymous No.49388726
>>49388048 (OP)
'Guya ssie huja
Anonymous No.49388756
Guya's Guyas, Kaggers saggers.
Anonymous No.49388975 >>49389004 >>49425121 >>49553644
>>49388048 (OP)
Kaguya is a PAAG (Phat Ass Asian Girl)
Anonymous No.49389004 >>49389810 >>49403266
>>49388975
Constantly nicknaming and calling Kaguya a PAAG without telling her what it actually means
Anonymous No.49389015
Quality thread
Anonymous No.49389806 >>49389923
Anonymous No.49389810 >>49389885
>>49389004
What about FAAG (Fat Ass Asian Girl) ?
Anonymous No.49389885
>>49389810
I'm not sure if i can survive insulting Kaguya (even if unintentionally). She, or even Eirin, might think i mean something else. I'll go with the safer option for now.
Anonymous No.49389923 >>49396450
>>49389806
I bet she shits from there hahahah
I bet she farts from there
I bet huge logs come out of there haha
Anonymous No.49390186 >>49390294
>>49388048 (OP)
The Teruyer
Anonymous No.49390294 >>49390358
>>49390186
For a second, i was scared this would turn into a hair explosion.gif, but fortunately it's just a normal png.
Anonymous No.49390358 >>49390370
>>49390294
No... Kaguya-sama has such pretty hair, why would such a thing ever cross my minnnnd?
Anonymous No.49390370
>>49390358
That's Kaguya-HIME, my bad. Please forgive my slip of the tongue, I don't want to become one of Eirin's lab bunnies...
Anonymous No.49391354 >>49391491 >>49391637 >>49392455 >>49399868 >>49401522
Why hasn't anyone gotten this woman pregnant yet? This is preposterous.
Anonymous No.49391491 >>49391691
>>49391354
She's very picky with her suitors.
Anonymous No.49391637 >>49423572
>>49391354
her impossible requests are impossible, after all
Anonymous No.49391691
>>49391491
NTA but i could handle her
Anonymous No.49392455 >>49396213
>>49391354
I'll do it when I wake up
Anonymous No.49396213 >>49396264
>>49392455
Are you awake yet?
Anonymous No.49396264
>>49396213
Sleeping easy. The Guya is safe.
Anonymous No.49396450 >>49401467
>>49389923
She does all of that on the floor, of course.
Anonymous No.49399868 >>49399948 >>49402308 >>49403274
>>49391354
She has a daughter tho…
Anonymous No.49399948
>>49399868
>Brown hair
Yeah, that's my child alright.
Anonymous No.49401467
>>49396450
Kaguya is NOT Chinese, she does it in the siting outhouse.
Anonymous No.49401522 >>49412187
>>49391354
Okay, done.
What now?
Anonymous No.49402173
Anonymous No.49402308
>>49399868
Is there any fan works about star looking up to kaguya and trying to be like her?
Anonymous No.49403266 >>49404335 >>49404352
>>49389004
>Constantly nicknaming and calling Kaguya a PAAG without telling her what it actually means
Oh yeah. Just imagine her face when she gets internet and she looks it up.
Anonymous No.49403274 >>49403299
>>49399868
Anonymous No.49403299
>>49403274
She is vengeance, she is the moon light...she is Star!!
Anonymous No.49404335 >>49405060
>>49403266
Anonymous No.49404352 >>49405060
>>49403266
Kaguya using her phat ass to waterboard me afterwards
Anonymous No.49405011 >>49405456 >>49406033
There's something familiar about that new girl, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
Anonymous No.49405060 >>49405092
>>49404335
I would kill her to make her merely go ''heh''. Would call her Princess Paaguya until she figures it out.
>>49404352
Would be heavenly.
Anonymous No.49405092
>>49405060
>I would kill her to make her merely go ''heh''. Would call her Princess Paaguya until she figures it out.
Oh god this came out so fucking wrong. I meant to say kill FOR her to find me amusing! I'm so sorry princess! As penance Eirin-san can punish me.
Anonymous No.49405333 >>49405590 >>49407176 >>49408772
kaguya is not a paag stop this
Anonymous No.49405456
>>49405011
Probably how dusty her vagina is
Anonymous No.49405590
>>49405333
Don't be a prude and accept that what Kaguya may lack in her chest area she makes up for by being a PAAG
Anonymous No.49405806
>>49388048 (OP)
Anonymous No.49406033
>>49405011
For some reason i have a sudden, inexplicable urge to try and court the newhu by going off on several difficult quests to earn her love...
Anonymous No.49406084
the goulash
Anonymous No.49407176
>>49405333
Then what is she? You're telling me the most BEAUTIFUL lady in all of Gensokyo doesn't have at least one over-stacked attribute? Tsk tsk, foolish Anon.
Anonymous No.49407411 >>49407489
>>49388048 (OP)
BITCH
Anonymous No.49407483 >>49411469 >>49423574
The most special, the most precious.
Anonymous No.49407489
>>49407411
Evil forest hobo shouldn't be calling anyone a bitch.
Anonymous No.49407841
Anonymous No.49408772 >>49410420
>>49405333
Paaguya, Paaguya Guya!
Paaguya Guya!
Paaguya, Paaguya Houraisan!
Guya, Paaguya, Guya,
Guya-Guya-Guya!
Anonymous No.49408811 >>49408870
You know, when I went into the thread of the most beautiful, pure, virginal woman in the world I really wasn't expecting 80% of the posts to be about her fat ass.
Anonymous No.49408870 >>49408876 >>49421682
>>49408811
Yeah being the most beautiful woman in the world and having a gorgeous dump truck that jiggles when she walks are highly related concepts.
Anonymous No.49408876 >>49409375
>>49408870
I can see why she turned down all her suitors.
Anonymous No.49409375
>>49408876
I'm not sure if that's an insult or not. If it is, then how dare you. There's nothing inherently perverse about complimenting a beautiful woman on her excessively endowed backside. It's a natural reaction; in fact, i'd say it would be a crime to let the princess' behind go unworshipped.
Anonymous No.49409600 >>49425420
>>49388048 (OP)
How come she gets to have 2 immortal wives?
Anonymous No.49410420
>>49408772
I just noticed the psychologically tormented Mokou in the bottom.
Anonymous No.49411469 >>49411827
>>49407483
I really like this image. The Zunart, the way Kaguya's hands are held up as if waiting for her papa's embrace. It makes me all warm. I love Kaguya.
Anonymous No.49411827
>>49411469
A unbelievable cute. It's like you could just pick her up and spin her around, like that clip of the Ran and Chen cosplayers. Wuv.
Anonymous No.49412187 >>49413984
>>49401522
We really gotta use another pregnant hime image. That one looks too vulgar.
Anonymous No.49412341
>>49388048 (OP)
Smelly-NEETuya
Anonymous No.49412432
Anonymous No.49413984 >>49564134
>>49412187
Is there even another decent pregnant Guya image lying around?
Anonymous No.49416522
Anonymous No.49418278
Anonymous No.49421682
>>49408870
Yes, indubitably so
Anonymous No.49423572 >>49423573 >>49424345 >>49536975
>>49391637
Those impossible requests of hers and a polite and leathel way of telling you to fuck off.

You wouldn't have to worry about them if Kaguya was genuinely interested in you.
Anonymous No.49423573 >>49423577
>>49423572
What happens if Kaguya is genuinely interested in you and you give her an impossible request?
Anonymous No.49423574
>>49407483
Why is she attacking me with such a big innocent smile?!
Anonymous No.49423577 >>49431784
>>49423573
Isn't that basically Kaguya's love fortune?
Anonymous No.49424345 >>49425612
>>49423572
Yeah but completing her impossible requests sounds fun
Anonymous No.49424691 >>49424694 >>49424778 >>49437580 >>49439425
Hime gf
Anonymous No.49424694
>>49424691
out of character
Anonymous No.49424778
>>49424691
Marth, when are you doing Mai (Alice's sister)?
Anonymous No.49425075 >>49426324
>In-character
Anonymous No.49425121
>>49388975
Was there any doubt?
Anonymous No.49425420
>>49409600
2 wives? Is she cheating on Mokou?
Anonymous No.49425612 >>49430892
>>49424345
anon, they're impossible because she already has them
Anonymous No.49426324
>>49425075
Cease your movements at once, Kaguya. The floor cannot get pregnant.
Anonymous No.49429144
Anonymous No.49430892
>>49425612
I keep forgetting that
Anonymous No.49431784 >>49432253 >>49432598
>>49423577
Can you post her fortune please? It’s not on the wiki
Anonymous No.49432253
>>49431784
I only have this rough translation
Anonymous No.49432598 >>49434868 >>49434980
>>49431784
I translated her before for myself, here it is

Fortune slip number 28
Future great curse
Hourai person caught on Earth, Houraisan Kaguya
The ability to manipulate eternity and instantaneous
It's fine to do this tomorrow. I have infinite time after all!
General fortune: You will go lazy and put everything off. Your luck will diminish.
Business: You aren't fit for it.
Work: You will slack off. Remote work will bring luck.
Academics: Something will get in the way of studying. If you will hire a good private tutor - situation will improve dramatically.
Health: Excellent. However, you'll tend to not exercise enough.
Travel: Bothersome.
Lost things: Not in the mood to look for.
Money: With the help of others, there will be no inconveniences in your life.
Engagement: You'll give your partner a hard task. Or you'll be given a hard task. Whatever it will be, it'll be difficult.
ZUN's comment: It's no good to create any hardships for the princess. Therefore, the princess lives a self-indulgent life. Surely she'll spend all eternity like this.
Though, with a rule-breaking ability to bend space-time, it looks like neither there will be humans who oppose her, nor there will appear someone who will admonish her.
Anonymous No.49434868
>>49432598
What a fucking slob. I love her.
Anonymous No.49434980 >>49446307
>>49432598
>Though, with a rule-breaking ability to bend space-time, it looks like neither there will be humans who oppose her, nor there will appear someone who will admonish her.
Our princess is overpowered.
Anonymous No.49437580 >>49437655
>>49424691
>You have tainted my soul
This line alone would make me rock hard
Anonymous No.49437655
>>49437580
Is this you >>49437599
Anonymous No.49439425
>>49424691
Guya love
Anonymous No.49442178
Smile~
Anonymous No.49446307 >>49450450
>>49434980
Who isn't, nowadays?
Anonymous No.49450450 >>49450765
>>49446307
Me...
Anonymous No.49450512 >>49450594 >>49451143 >>49451299 >>49455379
There is something comical about Spacejin's Kaguya.
Anonymous No.49450594
>>49450512
Testicular apocalypse lady.
Anonymous No.49450765
>>49450450
I'm sure you're OP in your own right. Maybe your shitposting skills are overpowered, or even your waifuposting ability.
Anonymous No.49451143
>>49450512
i know right, i find her very hot but also somehow hilarious
Anonymous No.49451299
>>49450512
I always found it a bit curious how Zin's Kaguya ended up being significantly more popular than his iterations of other hus. I wonder if it's the eyes and somewhat stoic nature.
Anonymous No.49451517 >>49458370
Anonymous No.49453494 >>49453565 >>49453988
Anonymous No.49453565
>>49453494
Thats a really smug guya
Anonymous No.49453988
>>49453494
She's mocking me...
Anonymous No.49455379
>>49450512
Dangerous is the word your looking for
Anonymous No.49458370 >>49459468 >>49459668
>>49451517
This is Kaguya when she sees ME
Anonymous No.49459468 >>49460479
>>49458370
why?
Anonymous No.49459668
>>49458370
Is Kaguya a fan of Windows 9x family operating systems?
Anonymous No.49460479
>>49459468
Well, you know... i feel a bit too embarrassed to explain it now.
Anonymous No.49462018
LET'S BULLY KAGUYA!
Anonymous No.49464608 >>49468035
Anonymous No.49468035 >>49473827
>>49464608
Does this specific swimwear appear in a game or something? I've seen it in countless fanarts already.
Anonymous No.49473525 >>49477209
Anonymous No.49473827
>>49468035
I think it's just always the same colours so it feels like it's always the same one
Anonymous No.49477209 >>49480489 >>49483843
>>49473525
Stop being creepy Hime-sama
Anonymous No.49480489
>>49477209
This image seems a bit different from what i remember.
Anonymous No.49483843
>>49477209
Do NOT call Kaguya creepy!
Anonymous No.49486228 >>49487591 >>49491399 >>49492936
Howdid Kaguya go from an adult to a baby in a bamboo to an adult again?
Anonymous No.49487591
>>49486228
That baby's hair...
Anonymous No.49491399
>>49486228
Why is she bleeding?
Anonymous No.49491952
Hug Guya
Anonymous No.49492155 >>49492267 >>49493886 >>49495465 >>49495467 >>49495791
Remidner Kaguya is supposed to be the pinnacle of beauty, not whatever the hell you guys are posting.
Anonymous No.49492267
>>49492155
Now what are you implying? Big asses aren't nice?
Anonymous No.49492936
>>49486228
Hime-sama is precious and can do whatever she wants.
Anonymous No.49493886 >>49495647
>>49492155
>pinnacle of ASIAN beauty
fix that for you, the pinnacle of western beauty is Aphrodite
Anonymous No.49495465
>>49492155
Medium is premium and Kaguya should embody that in my opinion.

If you want a flat or super busty immortal then look for Mokou or Eirin
Anonymous No.49495467
>>49492155
Right, and the pinnacle of beauty has a fat ass, meaty thighs, fat tits, and wide hips to signal to mates she's prime birthing material.
Anonymous No.49495496
I was watching a video and the guy in the video was an ESL (english second language). He sounds really funny when he speaks. All the people in the comments love him and his heavy accent and shit grammar. He has a fairly big following. It made me think about anon learning actual moonrunes from Kaguya and sounding like a giant retard. But she thinks it's funny and adorable.
Anonymous No.49495552 >>49495686 >>49495793
I'll doodle Kaguya.
Anonymous No.49495647 >>49495686
>>49493886
BASED anon not falling for ayy lmao propaganda.
Anonymous No.49495686 >>49495750 >>49495930 >>49496605
>>49495552
Incredibly hot. She has two moons on her chest. Can't wait to see the one behind her.
>>49495647
Ayy lmao propaganda? Humans are the ones who are harp on about how beautiful Kaguya is. The other aliens are just jealous. And Afro-Dyke-Tee is a massive, overrated whore. She gets passed around by anyone handsome enough. She's a petty and spiteful hitch. She also came from Uranus' bloodied severed genitals. Ewwww!!
Anonymous No.49495750 >>49496164
>>49495686
>Humans
*Japan
So like a small percentage of the civilized world back then. And I don't see guya statues being displayed in museums after lasting centuries of awe-inspiring care for them. AND the greek goddess also represents love, way better than just having some horny Japanese men fawning over you because they can't leave the island to explore the real world.
Anonymous No.49495791
>>49492155
Good so let the others post whatever they want.
Anonymous No.49495793 >>49497044 >>49497073
>>49495552
Another
Anonymous No.49495930 >>49497073
>>49495686
Anonymous No.49496164 >>49496176
>>49495750
Massive cope. Westerners did not know of Houraisan Kaguya's beauty. She lived in Japan. It was the medieval ages. If they knew, they would lay down their lives for Kaguya. Afro-Dai-tee is still a massive whore. The alien princess captured the heart of a millions years old God (Eirin) without trying. And an entire country.
Anonymous No.49496176 >>49497032
>>49496164
Kaguya lived in a time where people would dump their feces on the streets, paint their teeth black to cover up the rot, and where the most beautiful woman they saw before then was the lady who didn't need to cover any massive boils in lead paint.
Anonymous No.49496605 >>49497032
>>49495686
Hey, guys, so something insane just happened, Whilst looking at this thread and appreciating it, I took my time to mock aphrodite and the people saying that she’s somehow more beautiful than the ever charismatic and gorgeous Hime, and then went on my merry way. But it seems that the jealous β€œgodess” didn’t take lightly to me mocking her and laid a curse on me. When i went to… trim the hedges, Mine device of cutting ended up pinching several spots on the shaft of ephemeral pleasures, and a decent amount of blood started coming out. I immediately attributed this to a curse laid by Aphrodite, jealous of my love towards Kaguya, and devised a plan to break it. Even through pain and bleeding, I powerfully wielded the sword of truth, and ended up busting a FAT fucking NUT all over my screen, to an image of Kaguya showing off her ass.
I believe that show of devotion broke the curse, because my rod stopped bleeding almost immediately.
I just wanted to report to you guys how Kaguya saved my life. So, Arigato, Hime-Sama.
Anonymous No.49497032 >>49497183
>>49496176
>>49496605
>Blah blah blah I'm tertiary
I guess that's cool.
Anonymous No.49497044 >>49497073
>>49495793
this is just yukarin cosplaying as the hime-sama!
Anonymous No.49497073
>>49495793
>>49495930
>>49497044
That ass is just too out of this world to be mere larp!!
Anonymous No.49497183 >>49497205
>>49497032
Wrong reply, anon.
Anonymous No.49497205 >>49497251 >>49497493
>>49497183
It's the right one. Every tertiary shits on touhous. It's not even close to being original.
Anonymous No.49497251
>>49497205
It was about the second reply. Atleast in my understanding, jerking off to Touhou girls is not shitting on them
Anonymous No.49497297 >>49497446
Does anyone have the picture of Kaguya (Eirin might be in the picture as well) laughing/chuckling really hard? She looks super smug and arrogant and it's a sort of classic /jp/ reaction image
Anonymous No.49497446 >>49498842
>>49497297
i have this one.
Anonymous No.49497493 >>49497922
>>49497205
That came across as ironic.
Anonymous No.49497922
>>49497493
Your mother is ironic
Anonymous No.49498842 >>49499061
>>49497446
It's not I'm afraid
Anonymous No.49499061 >>49499092
>>49498842
Is it the one with Eirin pinching the air while holding in a laugh?
Anonymous No.49499092 >>49499504
>>49499061
Let's see it, sounds like it
Anonymous No.49499504 >>49499615
>>49499092
Oh, i don't have it either. Sorry to disappoint, but i was just asking.
Anonymous No.49499615
>>49499504
Immortality... just got slightly worse
Anonymous No.49499729 >>49499732
Yo I found it this is sick
Anonymous No.49499732
>>49499729
Huh. So it wasn't Eirin, but Kaguya instead. My memory is shit.
Anonymous No.49501145 >>49501162 >>49501163 >>49536925
Why is Kaguya so smug all the time?
Anonymous No.49501148
I love it when Kaguya shits on me!
Anonymous No.49501162
>>49501145
daily neetbux
Anonymous No.49501163
>>49501145
It's her own nature, she was raised like that. No matter if you try to change it as long you live, she'll remain a smug needy princess.
Anonymous No.49501205 >>49501616 >>49502443
How many men has she denied orgasms to?
Anonymous No.49501616
>>49501205
Me. She bends space time to make that sweet, sweet ache in my balls.
Anonymous No.49502443 >>49505997
>>49501205
Why does Kaguya like to sit on people's faces and deny them orgasms?
Anonymous No.49505196 >>49505917 >>49536938
Is Chang’e Kaguya’s Chinese alias?
Anonymous No.49505917 >>49505945
>>49505196
Aren't Lunarian supposed to be Chinese themselves?
Anonymous No.49505945
>>49505917
Sort of. They're chinese in the same way the Japanese are chinese. Lots of influence and even shared genes iirc but still different. I mean, the moon is full of shinto gods.
Anonymous No.49505997 >>49507698
>>49502443
That's Star Sapphire, dumbass.
Anonymous No.49507698 >>49508490
>>49505997
Kaguya is so plain and average that people can't tell the difference between her and a fairy...
Anonymous No.49508490 >>49508661
>>49507698
In her defense, many 2hus would look plain without their trusty hats and accessories. Just look at Yukari 'Maribel' Yakumo!
Anonymous No.49508661 >>49512342
>>49508490
What is Okina doing there?
Anonymous No.49510151 >>49510503
She's like a 7/10
Anonymous No.49510503 >>49513665
>>49510151
Why so? Explain yourself.
Anonymous No.49512342 >>49512406
>>49508661
That’s Marisa you baka face.
Anonymous No.49512406
>>49512342
She's too tall to be Marisa. It's obviously Junko.
Anonymous No.49513665 >>49513804 >>49515016 >>49518568
>>49510503
She's too normal.
Anonymous No.49513804 >>49513811
>>49513665
No normal lady would wear such a beautiful outfit. The average woman's fashion sense fucking sucks in comparison.
Anonymous No.49513811
>>49513804
I don't remember this image's quality looking that shitty, jeez.
Anonymous No.49515016
>>49513665
Why did you bring up Yatsuhashi out of nowhere
Anonymous No.49518568
>>49513665
DON’T CALL ME NORMAL!
Anonymous No.49519175 >>49519673 >>49523149
Don't go in the guya's room after she eats a can of beans.
Anonymous No.49519673 >>49519724 >>49523149 >>49528425
>>49519175
Just how often does she casually eat en entire can of beans?
Anonymous No.49519724 >>49523149
>>49519673
That's the problem, you won't know until it's too late. She could open one of those bad boys at any moment, eat from it and just toss the can away. Stealth chemical warfare if you will.
Anonymous No.49523149 >>49635548
>>49519175
She doesn't fart.
>>49519673
She has more refined food. Maybe she'll eat it if she takes one of Eirin's special drugs. Might eat too much.
>>49519724
Her powers over space-time means she can do this instantly and you wouldn't know...
Anonymous No.49523541
>>49388048 (OP)
ZUN's best creation.
Anonymous No.49528425 >>49529241
>>49519673
Would you answer it?
Anonymous No.49528491 >>49528912
moshi moshi?
Anonymous No.49528912 >>49530979
>>49528491
What the fuck do you want, you smelly hobo?
Anonymous No.49529174 >>49530878
Anonymous No.49529204
Creepy
Anonymous No.49529241
>>49528425
You bet.
It's probably some Eientei telemarketing anyways.
Anonymous No.49530878
>>49529174
Gao~
Anonymous No.49530979 >>49531000 >>49533599 >>49555697
>>49528912
This smelly hobo has your hime-sama
Anonymous No.49531000
>>49530979
A gorgeous cool woman next to bean-eating kags!
Anonymous No.49533599
>>49530979
I don't think she's the dominant one, from the looks of it...
Anonymous No.49536925
>>49501145
All royals are smug by nature. A thorough dicking might iron out the kinks, but nothing certain. Kaguya in particular is very resilient and dangerous, so you must be careful.
Anonymous No.49536938
>>49505196
The allusions are there but I don't think so, since touhou 15 could've been very different if the lunarians somehow pointed Junko at eientei, I recall the waka sisters knowing that eirin has kaguya but don't quote me on that
Anonymous No.49536975
>>49423572
>You wouldn't have to worry about them if Kaguya was genuinely interested in you.
She was visibly upset in her story when her potential suitors tried to lie and swindle her. She's a big fan of romance and at least was naive about it at the time.
Anonymous No.49539273
Anonymous No.49542249 >>49544044
Kaggers~ Your thread is dying again~
Anonymous No.49544044 >>49547704
>>49542249
She'll get back up again, you know how it isβ€” Immortals and all that.
Anonymous No.49547704
>>49544044
She always gets me back up again, if ya know what I mean.
Anonymous No.49551452
Sleep tight, my sweet hime-sama.
Anonymous No.49553644
>>49388975
Still one of Starraisins' best works. Yum ass!
Anonymous No.49555440
Hey Guya, get out of page 10!
Anonymous No.49555697 >>49555790
>>49530979
The correct answer is to seduce the smelly hobo pyromaniac to access the hime. I recommend genuine compassionate intentions and nothing less, they can sniff it out! This is what filters 90% of all fans that make it to gensokyo
Anonymous No.49555790
>>49555697
They are lesbians actually.
Anonymous No.49558305 >>49559830
Anonymous No.49558985
I had an epiphany today, I realized that Mokou is just female Ryoga.
Anonymous No.49559830 >>49559937 >>49561842
>>49558305
How does her hair taste? Bamboo, mayhaps? Lust?
Anonymous No.49559937 >>49560163
>>49559830
What does lust taste like
Anonymous No.49560163
>>49559937
I imagine it giving you a small burst of energy and being quite addictive in general, like sugar.
Anonymous No.49561842 >>49565744
>>49559830
>Lust
The hime is not some horny pervert who thinks of nothing but sex all day. If you want someone whose hair (and everything else) taste like lust go look for Koakuma
Anonymous No.49564134
>>49413984
Maybe
Anonymous No.49565744
>>49561842
You can't be so sure. You don't know what goes through her head, all day long.
Anonymous No.49565749 >>49569344
Imagine her sitting on your face and just letting out a loud fart lol
Probably smells like perfume
Anonymous No.49569299 >>49583071
Anonymous No.49569344
>>49565749
>Probably smells like perfume
He bought into the lie. Another poor soul gassed into oblivion by the moon creature.
Anonymous No.49573094 >>49576284 >>49589009
Anonymous No.49576284 >>49579954 >>49589057
>>49573094
Lmao look at this midget
Anonymous No.49579954
>>49576284
Damn, I just noticed how long her arms are compared to her legs in that image
Anonymous No.49583071
>>49569299
Will Kaguya also give me a Sword for our marriage?
Anonymous No.49585839
Anonymous No.49589009
>>49573094
Spin her around like that one screaming granny video.
Anonymous No.49589057
>>49576284
The midget has the power (after a nice meal) to gas your entire neighborhood, dude.
Anonymous No.49593336 >>49593337
Anonymous No.49593337
>>49593336
Guya's guyas!
Anonymous No.49593928
Do hourai immortals need to eat?
They may not die, but would they wither and shrivel if they don't eat?
Anonymous No.49600008
Anonymous No.49605704
Anonymous No.49606763 >>49606774 >>49608696 >>49609395
The sleepy hime
Anonymous No.49606774
>>49606763
the hags know that a good sleep is the secret of beauty. eirin was a good teacher for the hime-sama.
Anonymous No.49608696 >>49609264 >>49609395
>>49606763
She sure sleeps alot
Anonymous No.49609264 >>49609395
>>49608696
She likes taking it easy in general
Anonymous No.49609395 >>49613386
>>49606763
>>49608696
>>49609264
Wake up you lazy ho.
Anonymous No.49613386
>>49609395
No.
Anonymous No.49617704 >>49618879
Why is it that I think Kaguya would just be Leslie Nielsen if she were an actor? The most hilarious dialogue said in the most polite, stone faced way.
>Here it is Kaguya-hime...the begging bowl of the Buddha himself...
>He should have begged for a better bowl.
Anonymous No.49618879 >>49618949 >>49624553 >>49626061
>>49617704
She's too arrogant for that
Anonymous No.49618949
>>49618879
Arrogant? Her home got made fun of so she replied. She seems to like the simple things. Also Reimu is a drunk dumb bitch, the lunar capital is NOT primitive. For Kaguya, I just think she can act that way because she's haughty and playful and has been trained to be prim and proper her whole life. She has a poker face.
Anonymous No.49623382 >>49628480 >>49687101
Anonymous No.49624553
>>49618879
All of those things were said in a particular context. When Reimu is smug, she should expect to get taken down a peg. Kaguya's superior banter abilities don't make her arrogant.
Anonymous No.49626061 >>49626128 >>49626142 >>49637495
>>49618879
Imagine losing an argument with Reimu of all people
Anonymous No.49626128 >>49626182
>>49626061
Doesn't this expose Reimu as being shallow and putting things like luxury above more important things, like life?
Anonymous No.49626142 >>49626152 >>49626163
>>49626061
Can't believe Reimu advocates for euthanasia.
Anonymous No.49626152
>>49626142
Reimu anticipates here both the lifespan regulations of future Japan and Canada
Anonymous No.49626163
>>49626142
Not necessarily since she implies the person is brain dead
Anonymous No.49626182 >>49626187
>>49626128
Expose?
Reimu being a rather shallow and lazy Miko is a well known part of her character.
Anonymous No.49626187 >>49632360
>>49626182
I love that girl so much. SO MUCH.
Anonymous No.49628480
>>49623382
Me on the left
Anonymous No.49632360 >>49632488
>>49626187
That’s why I prefer Sanae, she’s less greedy and whorish.
Anonymous No.49632488 >>49633938 >>49634170
>>49632360
>sanae
>less whorish
wat?
Anonymous No.49633454 >>49633522 >>49633648
Anonymous No.49633522 >>49633648 >>49633962
>>49633454
Anonymous No.49633648
>>49633454
>>49633522
KAGUYA-SAMA STOP MOCKING ME!
Anonymous No.49633938 >>49635845
>>49632488
She won’t sleep around for money like Lasercow.
Anonymous No.49633962
>>49633522
>tfw nothing to gao~ about
Anonymous No.49634170
>>49632488
Somehow, that long skirt probably makes Kaguya's feet stink even more potent and deadly. Don't know the science behind it but I have a hunch.
Anonymous No.49635548 >>49635914
>>49523149
The problem is that she drinks them from the can, and she gets random loose beans and bean sauce everywhere and obviously doesn't clean it up.
Anonymous No.49635845
>>49633938
Correct she'll sleep around for free!
Anonymous No.49635914
>>49635548
Speaking of bean sauce going everywhere:
>>49633783
Anonymous No.49637495
>>49626061
Why does Reimu assume humans will all become struldbruggs? Reimu just seems really stupid.
Anonymous No.49645287
Anonymous No.49645547 >>49645552 >>49648293 >>49651361 >>49658022
>>49388048 (OP)
Does the Guya have any friends?
Anonymous No.49645552 >>49647984
>>49645547
eirin, mokou, touhou bunnies.
Anonymous No.49647984 >>49651248
>>49645552
Aren't most of them just servants/subordinates, with the exception of Eirin (close friend) and Mokou (the woman she pesters for her own amusement)?
Anonymous No.49648293
>>49645547
No and you shouldn't go near her.
Anonymous No.49651144
Imperishable bitch with jackalman
Anonymous No.49651248 >>49652884
>>49647984
you can be friends with servants/subordinates
Anonymous No.49651361
>>49645547
I shall take pity upon this friendless Guya and become her friend!
Anonymous No.49652884
>>49651248
They could be merely humoring you because you're their boss, though...
Anonymous No.49658022 >>49658049 >>49658163 >>49658180 >>49663474 >>49668108 >>49688512
>>49645547
Who could she make friends with?
Anonymous No.49658049 >>49658086
>>49658022
sanae, since they're both nerds.
Anonymous No.49658086 >>49658100
>>49658049
Sanae is pretty friendly, but I don't know if their predispositions match well. Maybe I don't know enough about Sanae, what interests does she share with Kaguya?
Anonymous No.49658100
>>49658086
videogames, especially retrovidya.
Anonymous No.49658163 >>49660489
>>49658022
Patche, hatate.
Anonymous No.49658180 >>49660489
>>49658022
Marisa was very friendly when they met and it seemed that her and Kaguya could get along.
Renko is obsessed with the moon and the lunarians, has at least a passing interest in the Hourai elixir, and is also a big nerd. She wouldn't object to Kaguya's occasional smugness and might be entertaining to talk to and play with, though she might be hard to get a hold of.
Sanae is also a big nerd and her bright personality could cheer Kaguya up.
Maybe Kosuzu? She most likely knows about Kaguya's story, and might know about a few of the lunarians. 'suzu would certainly appreciate Kaguya, I'm not sure about the opposite.
Anonymous No.49659342 >>49660489
I know Yukari and Eirin are mortal enemies, but has Kaguya ever interacted with the gap hag?
Anonymous No.49660489
>>49658163
I can see Patchy. Hatate is a bit of a stretch, but that's mostly based on gut feeling.
>>49658180
>Marisa
It is weird how well they got along, since they are so different. But Marisa barely hangs out with her best friend, I don't think she'd be able to maintain her friendship with Kaguya.
>Renko
Interesting choice, but Renko could only come to Gensokyo as a traveler, Kaguya needs a more permanent option.
>though she might be hard to get a hold of.
Kaguya's ability might help with that.
>Kosuzu
I don't think they've ever interacted. It could be interesting to see them talk, maybe Kaguya could introduce Kosuzu to danmaku.
>>49659342
They talked in IN, but her and Reimu were too impolite Kaguya sort of gets along with Mokou, so maybe her and Yukari could be friends too, but I wouldn't put money on it.
Anonymous No.49663474 >>49665341
>>49658022
Yuyuko because of that one comic
Anonymous No.49665341 >>49667046
>>49663474
What comic?
Anonymous No.49667046
>>49665341
NTA but I think he's talking about this one
Anonymous No.49668108 >>49669404
>>49658022
Me
Anonymous No.49669404 >>49669838 >>49709965
>>49668108
I can actually see Kaguya finding a foreign outsider interesting, as long as you have a few cool stories to tell her.
Anonymous No.49669838 >>49671578 >>49672300
>>49669404
From being exiled, on the run, and caged up, Kaguya would be enamoured by a fascinating looking foreigner and his strange tales.
Though, he should be careful not to fall prey to her yamato nadeshiko charm as a susceptible gaijin, lest it goes beyond mere friends
Anonymous No.49671578 >>49672300 >>49673104
>>49669838
>Though, he should be careful not to fall prey to her yamato nadeshiko charm as a susceptible gaijin, lest it goes beyond mere friends
Sounds like a great RomCom. I'd read it.
Anonymous No.49672300 >>49672334 >>49672492
>>49669838
>>49671578
Is this what the rabbits get up too nowadays? Sharing smutty romances featuring their elegant and sophisticated bosses? Have some shame!
Anonymous No.49672334 >>49674699
>>49672300
>Is this what the rabbits get up too nowadays?
No, they sleep with the men trying to court Kaguya (and then those men forget all about Kaguya once they experience rabbit pussy).
Anonymous No.49672492
>>49672300
The rabbits are young and female and their boss happens to be an actual magical princess. It's only natural that they'd wrote stories about her love life.
Anonymous No.49672973 >>49673605
I am so fucking ugly compared to Kaguya-hime. If I met her I'd wear a mask and just admit outright I'm ashamed of my face. Maybe Eirin has a drug that makes men handsome.
Anonymous No.49673104 >>49673129 >>49674691
>>49671578
I was actually working on a draft of this idea some time ago, though it's more smut than romcom. Would anons be interested if I picked it up again?
Anonymous No.49673129
>>49673104
I would be interested. Please just describe Kagu in a sexy way from time to time. And if you can help it...make her barefoot. She is a neet after all...
Anonymous No.49673605 >>49674031
>>49672973
Its okay Anon, everyone is ugly compared to Kaguya-Hime!
Luckly for you, lots of bunnies there have a rather poor self image due to being abandoned pets. They might be surprisingly into troll looking men!
Anonymous No.49674031
>>49673605
B-but I want you Kaguya-hime...Since I'm pretty sure this was written by you...
Anonymous No.49674691
>>49673104
I don't mind smut though I prefer it with proper build up
Anonymous No.49674699
>>49672334
>and then those men forget all about Kaguya once they experience rabbit pussy
Is this Kaguya's new method of dealing with wanna be suitors?
Anonymous No.49677459 >>49682154
How adorable would Guya's ESL accent be? It would possibly be as thick as her ass.
Anonymous No.49679633
>>49388048 (OP)
Kaguya raping Keine infront of Mokou for a Berserk reference
Anonymous No.49682154 >>49682611 >>49684757
>>49677459
Your the one who would be speaking broken Japanese with a heavy accent to her.
Anonymous No.49682611 >>49684700
>>49682154
Are you implying Kaguya would be a master of English?
Anonymous No.49684700 >>49684757 >>49688535
>>49682611
Obviously. The Hime might not be great in STEM but when the topic centers around the Humanities there are none on this inpure world who can match her
Anonymous No.49684757 >>49688535
>>49682154
As long as she likes the way I speak. I want to sound funny and endearing to her.
>>49684700
Despite that meme about Ph, she should be a master of STEM too. She seems to understand magic and souls and other such things in IN. Magic and science being tied very closely in touhou. She also comes from the most advanced civilization ever. On top of that she's close friends with the smartest lunarian.
Anonymous No.49687101 >>49706417
>>49623382
Imagine an joyful Kaguya telling you about this obscure old legend that no one gives a shit about which you try your best not to fall asleep
Anonymous No.49688512 >>49688535
>>49658022
How about Tenshi?
Anonymous No.49688535 >>49688687
>>49684757
>>49684700
>she should be a master of STEM too.
Her ability and the amount of time she had to experiment with it should make her a master or astro- and quantum physics, but I don't think she has access to the necessary literature to be good in the other fields.
It's funny to think about how she would only be good at the really complicated, advanced stuff, but would fumble the easier stuff. Maybe her meeting the physics dork would, in fact, have an interesting outcome.
>>49688512
What do they have in common?
Anonymous No.49688687
>>49688535
>What do they have in common?
They both used to live in a pure land but got kicked out for breaking the rules, they know a lot of poems, old tales, legends etc. no one today gives a shit about and both of them are somewhat arrogant towards the people of earth
Anonymous No.49692172 >>49700834
>>49388048 (OP)
I always wondered what Ringo and Seiran would think of her if they were to meet her in person?
Anonymous No.49696607 >>49696617
I think Kaguya is the most japanese 2hu.
Anonymous No.49696617 >>49696627
>>49696607
but she's from the moon
Anonymous No.49696627 >>49696648
>>49696617
I know, and ZUN said the lunarians are more chinese, but I think she has the most japanese ethos of all 2hus.
Anonymous No.49696648
>>49696627
>she has the most japanese ethos of all 2hus
but she's a lazy neet
Anonymous No.49700834 >>49701018
>>49692172
They probably treat her the same way as they would treat the sisters
Anonymous No.49701018 >>49704866
>>49700834
She's officialy a traitor, though. The sisters wouldn't let others know they secretly don't mind her.
Anonymous No.49704866
>>49701018
Didn't they want her back?
Anonymous No.49706417
>>49687101
She can tell you versions of popular tales that she has herself witnessed, there's nothing boring in that!
Anonymous No.49709965 >>49710283
>>49669404
Imagine explaining the heat death of the universe to the hourai immortals and starting a project to escape. Gotta be responsible and get started early, after all.
Anonymous No.49710223
Anonymous No.49710283
>>49709965
Hourai immortals are immune to all decay, which would require access to some form of infinite energy which would allow them to reduce entropy. It's possible that Kaguya, thru her very existence, prevents the heat death of the universe.
Anonymous No.49710298
Goodbye princess!
Anonymous No.49710332
oyasumi hime-sama
Anonymous No.49713405
Anonymous No.49716123
Everyone take cover, Kaguya ate an entire sack of sweet potatoes!
Anonymous No.49716713 >>49718040
Last for cute and canon girlfriends. Yuri WON.
Anonymous No.49718040
>>49716713
They both love big juicy sweaty cocks.
Anonymous No.49718064 >>49718374
Anonymous No.49718374
>>49718064
I just saw a picture of Mokou getting her pussy gaped by Broly. It's on rule34.