The Guya

>>49388048 (OP)
Kakaguya lmao gottem

>>49388048 (OP)
'Guya ssie huja

Guya's Guyas, Kaggers saggers.

>>49388048 (OP)
Kaguya is a PAAG (Phat Ass Asian Girl)

>>49388975
Constantly nicknaming and calling Kaguya a PAAG without telling her what it actually means

Quality thread

>>49389004
What about FAAG (Fat Ass Asian Girl) ?

>>49389810
I'm not sure if i can survive insulting Kaguya (even if unintentionally). She, or even Eirin, might think i mean something else. I'll go with the safer option for now.

>>49389806
I bet she shits from there hahahah
I bet she farts from there
I bet huge logs come out of there haha

>>49388048 (OP)
The Teruyer

>>49390186
For a second, i was scared this would turn into a hair explosion.gif, but fortunately it's just a normal png.

>>49390294
No... Kaguya-sama has such pretty hair, why would such a thing ever cross my minnnnd?

>>49390358
That's Kaguya-HIME, my bad. Please forgive my slip of the tongue, I don't want to become one of Eirin's lab bunnies...

Why hasn't anyone gotten this woman pregnant yet? This is preposterous.

>>49391354
She's very picky with her suitors.

>>49391354
her impossible requests are impossible, after all

>>49391491
NTA but i could handle her

>>49391354
I'll do it when I wake up

>>49392455
Are you awake yet?

>>49396213
Sleeping easy. The Guya is safe.

>>49389923
She does all of that on the floor, of course.

>>49391354
She has a daughter tho…

>>49399868
>Brown hair
Yeah, that's my child alright.

>>49396450
Kaguya is NOT Chinese, she does it in the siting outhouse.

>>49391354
Okay, done.
What now?

>>49399868
Is there any fan works about star looking up to kaguya and trying to be like her?

>>49389004
>Constantly nicknaming and calling Kaguya a PAAG without telling her what it actually means
Oh yeah. Just imagine her face when she gets internet and she looks it up.

>>49399868

>>49403274
She is vengeance, she is the moon light...she is Star!!

>>49403266

>>49403266
Kaguya using her phat ass to waterboard me afterwards

There's something familiar about that new girl, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

>>49404335
I would kill her to make her merely go ''heh''. Would call her Princess Paaguya until she figures it out.
>>49404352
Would be heavenly.

>>49405060
>I would kill her to make her merely go ''heh''. Would call her Princess Paaguya until she figures it out.
Oh god this came out so fucking wrong. I meant to say kill FOR her to find me amusing! I'm so sorry princess! As penance Eirin-san can punish me.

kaguya is not a paag stop this

>>49405011
Probably how dusty her vagina is

>>49405333
Don't be a prude and accept that what Kaguya may lack in her chest area she makes up for by being a PAAG

>>49388048 (OP)

>>49405011
For some reason i have a sudden, inexplicable urge to try and court the newhu by going off on several difficult quests to earn her love...

the goulash

>>49405333
Then what is she? You're telling me the most BEAUTIFUL lady in all of Gensokyo doesn't have at least one over-stacked attribute? Tsk tsk, foolish Anon.

>>49388048 (OP)
BITCH

The most special, the most precious.

>>49407411
Evil forest hobo shouldn't be calling anyone a bitch.

>>49405333
Paaguya, Paaguya Guya!
Paaguya Guya!
Paaguya, Paaguya Houraisan!
Guya, Paaguya, Guya,
Guya-Guya-Guya!

You know, when I went into the thread of the most beautiful, pure, virginal woman in the world I really wasn't expecting 80% of the posts to be about her fat ass.

>>49408811
Yeah being the most beautiful woman in the world and having a gorgeous dump truck that jiggles when she walks are highly related concepts.

>>49408870
I can see why she turned down all her suitors.

>>49408876
I'm not sure if that's an insult or not. If it is, then how dare you. There's nothing inherently perverse about complimenting a beautiful woman on her excessively endowed backside. It's a natural reaction; in fact, i'd say it would be a crime to let the princess' behind go unworshipped.

>>49388048 (OP)
How come she gets to have 2 immortal wives?

>>49408772
I just noticed the psychologically tormented Mokou in the bottom.

>>49407483
I really like this image. The Zunart, the way Kaguya's hands are held up as if waiting for her papa's embrace. It makes me all warm. I love Kaguya.

>>49411469
A unbelievable cute. It's like you could just pick her up and spin her around, like that clip of the Ran and Chen cosplayers. Wuv.

>>49401522
We really gotta use another pregnant hime image. That one looks too vulgar.

>>49388048 (OP)
Smelly-NEETuya

>>49412187
Is there even another decent pregnant Guya image lying around?

>>49408870
Yes, indubitably so

>>49391637
Those impossible requests of hers and a polite and leathel way of telling you to fuck off.

You wouldn't have to worry about them if Kaguya was genuinely interested in you.

>>49423572
What happens if Kaguya is genuinely interested in you and you give her an impossible request?

>>49407483
Why is she attacking me with such a big innocent smile?!

>>49423573
Isn't that basically Kaguya's love fortune?

>>49423572
Yeah but completing her impossible requests sounds fun

Hime gf

>>49424691
out of character

>>49424691
Marth, when are you doing Mai (Alice's sister)?

>In-character

>>49388975
Was there any doubt?

>>49409600
2 wives? Is she cheating on Mokou?

>>49424345
anon, they're impossible because she already has them

>>49425075
Cease your movements at once, Kaguya. The floor cannot get pregnant.

>>49425612
I keep forgetting that

>>49423577
Can you post her fortune please? It’s not on the wiki

>>49431784
I only have this rough translation

>>49431784
I translated her before for myself, here it is

Fortune slip number 28
Future great curse
Hourai person caught on Earth, Houraisan Kaguya
The ability to manipulate eternity and instantaneous
It's fine to do this tomorrow. I have infinite time after all!
General fortune: You will go lazy and put everything off. Your luck will diminish.
Business: You aren't fit for it.
Work: You will slack off. Remote work will bring luck.
Academics: Something will get in the way of studying. If you will hire a good private tutor - situation will improve dramatically.
Health: Excellent. However, you'll tend to not exercise enough.
Travel: Bothersome.
Lost things: Not in the mood to look for.
Money: With the help of others, there will be no inconveniences in your life.
Engagement: You'll give your partner a hard task. Or you'll be given a hard task. Whatever it will be, it'll be difficult.
ZUN's comment: It's no good to create any hardships for the princess. Therefore, the princess lives a self-indulgent life. Surely she'll spend all eternity like this.
Though, with a rule-breaking ability to bend space-time, it looks like neither there will be humans who oppose her, nor there will appear someone who will admonish her.

>>49432598
What a fucking slob. I love her.

>>49432598
>Though, with a rule-breaking ability to bend space-time, it looks like neither there will be humans who oppose her, nor there will appear someone who will admonish her.
Our princess is overpowered.

>>49424691
>You have tainted my soul
This line alone would make me rock hard

>>49437580
Is this you >>49437599

>>49424691
Guya love

Smile~

>>49434980
Who isn't, nowadays?

>>49446307
Me...

There is something comical about Spacejin's Kaguya.

>>49450512
Testicular apocalypse lady.

>>49450450
I'm sure you're OP in your own right. Maybe your shitposting skills are overpowered, or even your waifuposting ability.

>>49450512
i know right, i find her very hot but also somehow hilarious

>>49450512
I always found it a bit curious how Zin's Kaguya ended up being significantly more popular than his iterations of other hus. I wonder if it's the eyes and somewhat stoic nature.

>>49453494
Thats a really smug guya

>>49453494
She's mocking me...

>>49450512
Dangerous is the word your looking for

>>49451517
This is Kaguya when she sees ME

>>49458370
why?

>>49458370
Is Kaguya a fan of Windows 9x family operating systems?

>>49459468
Well, you know... i feel a bit too embarrassed to explain it now.

LET'S BULLY KAGUYA!

>>49464608
Does this specific swimwear appear in a game or something? I've seen it in countless fanarts already.

>>49468035
I think it's just always the same colours so it feels like it's always the same one

>>49473525
Stop being creepy Hime-sama

>>49477209
This image seems a bit different from what i remember.

>>49477209
Do NOT call Kaguya creepy!

Howdid Kaguya go from an adult to a baby in a bamboo to an adult again?

>>49486228
That baby's hair...

>>49486228
Why is she bleeding?

Hug Guya

Remidner Kaguya is supposed to be the pinnacle of beauty, not whatever the hell you guys are posting.

>>49492155
Now what are you implying? Big asses aren't nice?

>>49486228
Hime-sama is precious and can do whatever she wants.

>>49492155
>pinnacle of ASIAN beauty
fix that for you, the pinnacle of western beauty is Aphrodite

>>49492155
Medium is premium and Kaguya should embody that in my opinion.

If you want a flat or super busty immortal then look for Mokou or Eirin

>>49492155
Right, and the pinnacle of beauty has a fat ass, meaty thighs, fat tits, and wide hips to signal to mates she's prime birthing material.

I was watching a video and the guy in the video was an ESL (english second language). He sounds really funny when he speaks. All the people in the comments love him and his heavy accent and shit grammar. He has a fairly big following. It made me think about anon learning actual moonrunes from Kaguya and sounding like a giant retard. But she thinks it's funny and adorable.

I'll doodle Kaguya.

>>49493886
BASED anon not falling for ayy lmao propaganda.

>>49495552
Incredibly hot. She has two moons on her chest. Can't wait to see the one behind her.
>>49495647
Ayy lmao propaganda? Humans are the ones who are harp on about how beautiful Kaguya is. The other aliens are just jealous. And Afro-Dyke-Tee is a massive, overrated whore. She gets passed around by anyone handsome enough. She's a petty and spiteful hitch. She also came from Uranus' bloodied severed genitals. Ewwww!!

>>49495686
>Humans
*Japan
So like a small percentage of the civilized world back then. And I don't see guya statues being displayed in museums after lasting centuries of awe-inspiring care for them. AND the greek goddess also represents love, way better than just having some horny Japanese men fawning over you because they can't leave the island to explore the real world.

>>49492155
Good so let the others post whatever they want.

>>49495552
Another

>>49495686

>>49495750
Massive cope. Westerners did not know of Houraisan Kaguya's beauty. She lived in Japan. It was the medieval ages. If they knew, they would lay down their lives for Kaguya. Afro-Dai-tee is still a massive whore. The alien princess captured the heart of a millions years old God (Eirin) without trying. And an entire country.

>>49496164
Kaguya lived in a time where people would dump their feces on the streets, paint their teeth black to cover up the rot, and where the most beautiful woman they saw before then was the lady who didn't need to cover any massive boils in lead paint.

>>49495686
Hey, guys, so something insane just happened, Whilst looking at this thread and appreciating it, I took my time to mock aphrodite and the people saying that she’s somehow more beautiful than the ever charismatic and gorgeous Hime, and then went on my merry way. But it seems that the jealous “godess” didn’t take lightly to me mocking her and laid a curse on me. When i went to… trim the hedges, Mine device of cutting ended up pinching several spots on the shaft of ephemeral pleasures, and a decent amount of blood started coming out. I immediately attributed this to a curse laid by Aphrodite, jealous of my love towards Kaguya, and devised a plan to break it. Even through pain and bleeding, I powerfully wielded the sword of truth, and ended up busting a FAT fucking NUT all over my screen, to an image of Kaguya showing off her ass.
I believe that show of devotion broke the curse, because my rod stopped bleeding almost immediately.
I just wanted to report to you guys how Kaguya saved my life. So, Arigato, Hime-Sama.

>>49496176
>>49496605
>Blah blah blah I'm tertiary
I guess that's cool.

>>49495793
this is just yukarin cosplaying as the hime-sama!

>>49495793
>>49495930
>>49497044
That ass is just too out of this world to be mere larp!!

>>49497032
Wrong reply, anon.

>>49497183
It's the right one. Every tertiary shits on touhous. It's not even close to being original.

>>49497205
It was about the second reply. Atleast in my understanding, jerking off to Touhou girls is not shitting on them

Does anyone have the picture of Kaguya (Eirin might be in the picture as well) laughing/chuckling really hard? She looks super smug and arrogant and it's a sort of classic /jp/ reaction image

>>49497297
i have this one.

>>49497205
That came across as ironic.

>>49497493
Your mother is ironic

>>49497446
It's not I'm afraid

>>49498842
Is it the one with Eirin pinching the air while holding in a laugh?

>>49499061
Let's see it, sounds like it

>>49499092
Oh, i don't have it either. Sorry to disappoint, but i was just asking.

>>49499504
Immortality... just got slightly worse

Yo I found it this is sick

>>49499729
Huh. So it wasn't Eirin, but Kaguya instead. My memory is shit.

Why is Kaguya so smug all the time?

I love it when Kaguya shits on me!

>>49501145
daily neetbux

>>49501145
It's her own nature, she was raised like that. No matter if you try to change it as long you live, she'll remain a smug needy princess.

How many men has she denied orgasms to?

>>49501205
Me. She bends space time to make that sweet, sweet ache in my balls.

>>49501205
Why does Kaguya like to sit on people's faces and deny them orgasms?

Is Chang’e Kaguya’s Chinese alias?

>>49505196
Aren't Lunarian supposed to be Chinese themselves?

>>49505917
Sort of. They're chinese in the same way the Japanese are chinese. Lots of influence and even shared genes iirc but still different. I mean, the moon is full of shinto gods.

>>49502443
That's Star Sapphire, dumbass.

>>49505997
Kaguya is so plain and average that people can't tell the difference between her and a fairy...

>>49507698
In her defense, many 2hus would look plain without their trusty hats and accessories. Just look at Yukari 'Maribel' Yakumo!

>>49508490
What is Okina doing there?

She's like a 7/10

>>49510151
Why so? Explain yourself.

>>49508661
That’s Marisa you baka face.

>>49512342
She's too tall to be Marisa. It's obviously Junko.

>>49510503
She's too normal.

>>49513665
No normal lady would wear such a beautiful outfit. The average woman's fashion sense fucking sucks in comparison.

>>49513804
I don't remember this image's quality looking that shitty, jeez.

>>49513665
Why did you bring up Yatsuhashi out of nowhere

>>49513665
DON’T CALL ME NORMAL!

Don't go in the guya's room after she eats a can of beans.

>>49519175
Just how often does she casually eat en entire can of beans?

>>49519673
That's the problem, you won't know until it's too late. She could open one of those bad boys at any moment, eat from it and just toss the can away. Stealth chemical warfare if you will.

>>49519175
She doesn't fart.
>>49519673
She has more refined food. Maybe she'll eat it if she takes one of Eirin's special drugs. Might eat too much.
>>49519724
Her powers over space-time means she can do this instantly and you wouldn't know...

>>49388048 (OP)
ZUN's best creation.

>>49519673
Would you answer it?

moshi moshi?

>>49528491
What the fuck do you want, you smelly hobo?

Creepy

>>49528425
You bet.
It's probably some Eientei telemarketing anyways.

>>49529174
Gao~

>>49528912
This smelly hobo has your hime-sama

>>49530979
A gorgeous cool woman next to bean-eating kags!

>>49530979
I don't think she's the dominant one, from the looks of it...

>>49501145
All royals are smug by nature. A thorough dicking might iron out the kinks, but nothing certain. Kaguya in particular is very resilient and dangerous, so you must be careful.

>>49505196
The allusions are there but I don't think so, since touhou 15 could've been very different if the lunarians somehow pointed Junko at eientei, I recall the waka sisters knowing that eirin has kaguya but don't quote me on that

>>49423572
>You wouldn't have to worry about them if Kaguya was genuinely interested in you.
She was visibly upset in her story when her potential suitors tried to lie and swindle her. She's a big fan of romance and at least was naive about it at the time.

Kaggers~ Your thread is dying again~

>>49542249
She'll get back up again, you know how it is— Immortals and all that.

>>49544044
She always gets me back up again, if ya know what I mean.

Sleep tight, my sweet hime-sama.

>>49388975
Still one of Starraisins' best works. Yum ass!

Hey Guya, get out of page 10!

>>49530979
The correct answer is to seduce the smelly hobo pyromaniac to access the hime. I recommend genuine compassionate intentions and nothing less, they can sniff it out! This is what filters 90% of all fans that make it to gensokyo

>>49555697
They are lesbians actually.

I had an epiphany today, I realized that Mokou is just female Ryoga.

>>49558305
How does her hair taste? Bamboo, mayhaps? Lust?

>>49559830
What does lust taste like

>>49559937
I imagine it giving you a small burst of energy and being quite addictive in general, like sugar.

>>49559830
>Lust
The hime is not some horny pervert who thinks of nothing but sex all day. If you want someone whose hair (and everything else) taste like lust go look for Koakuma

>>49413984
Maybe

>>49561842
You can't be so sure. You don't know what goes through her head, all day long.

Imagine her sitting on your face and just letting out a loud fart lol
Probably smells like perfume

>>49565749
>Probably smells like perfume
He bought into the lie. Another poor soul gassed into oblivion by the moon creature.

>>49573094
Lmao look at this midget

>>49576284
Damn, I just noticed how long her arms are compared to her legs in that image

>>49569299
Will Kaguya also give me a Sword for our marriage?

>>49573094
Spin her around like that one screaming granny video.

>>49576284
The midget has the power (after a nice meal) to gas your entire neighborhood, dude.

>>49593336
Guya's guyas!

Do hourai immortals need to eat?
They may not die, but would they wither and shrivel if they don't eat?

The sleepy hime

>>49606763
the hags know that a good sleep is the secret of beauty. eirin was a good teacher for the hime-sama.

>>49606763
She sure sleeps alot

>>49608696
She likes taking it easy in general

>>49606763
>>49608696
>>49609264
Wake up you lazy ho.

>>49609395
No.

Why is it that I think Kaguya would just be Leslie Nielsen if she were an actor? The most hilarious dialogue said in the most polite, stone faced way.
>Here it is Kaguya-hime...the begging bowl of the Buddha himself...
>He should have begged for a better bowl.

>>49617704
She's too arrogant for that

>>49618879
Arrogant? Her home got made fun of so she replied. She seems to like the simple things. Also Reimu is a drunk dumb bitch, the lunar capital is NOT primitive. For Kaguya, I just think she can act that way because she's haughty and playful and has been trained to be prim and proper her whole life. She has a poker face.

>>49618879
All of those things were said in a particular context. When Reimu is smug, she should expect to get taken down a peg. Kaguya's superior banter abilities don't make her arrogant.

>>49618879
Imagine losing an argument with Reimu of all people

>>49626061
Doesn't this expose Reimu as being shallow and putting things like luxury above more important things, like life?

>>49626061
Can't believe Reimu advocates for euthanasia.

>>49626142
Reimu anticipates here both the lifespan regulations of future Japan and Canada

>>49626142
Not necessarily since she implies the person is brain dead

>>49626128
Expose?
Reimu being a rather shallow and lazy Miko is a well known part of her character.

>>49626182
I love that girl so much. SO MUCH.

>>49623382
Me on the left

>>49626187
That’s why I prefer Sanae, she’s less greedy and whorish.

>>49632360
>sanae
>less whorish
wat?

>>49633454

>>49633454
>>49633522
KAGUYA-SAMA STOP MOCKING ME!

>>49632488
She won’t sleep around for money like Lasercow.

>>49633522
>tfw nothing to gao~ about

>>49632488
Somehow, that long skirt probably makes Kaguya's feet stink even more potent and deadly. Don't know the science behind it but I have a hunch.

>>49523149
The problem is that she drinks them from the can, and she gets random loose beans and bean sauce everywhere and obviously doesn't clean it up.

>>49633938
Correct she'll sleep around for free!

>>49635548
Speaking of bean sauce going everywhere:
>>49633783

>>49626061
Why does Reimu assume humans will all become struldbruggs? Reimu just seems really stupid.

>>49388048 (OP)
Does the Guya have any friends?

>>49645547
eirin, mokou, touhou bunnies.

>>49645552
Aren't most of them just servants/subordinates, with the exception of Eirin (close friend) and Mokou (the woman she pesters for her own amusement)?

>>49645547
No and you shouldn't go near her.

Imperishable bitch with jackalman

>>49647984
you can be friends with servants/subordinates

>>49645547
I shall take pity upon this friendless Guya and become her friend!

>>49651248
They could be merely humoring you because you're their boss, though...

>>49645547
Who could she make friends with?

>>49658022
sanae, since they're both nerds.

>>49658049
Sanae is pretty friendly, but I don't know if their predispositions match well. Maybe I don't know enough about Sanae, what interests does she share with Kaguya?

>>49658086
videogames, especially retrovidya.

>>49658022
Patche, hatate.

>>49658022
Marisa was very friendly when they met and it seemed that her and Kaguya could get along.
Renko is obsessed with the moon and the lunarians, has at least a passing interest in the Hourai elixir, and is also a big nerd. She wouldn't object to Kaguya's occasional smugness and might be entertaining to talk to and play with, though she might be hard to get a hold of.
Sanae is also a big nerd and her bright personality could cheer Kaguya up.
Maybe Kosuzu? She most likely knows about Kaguya's story, and might know about a few of the lunarians. 'suzu would certainly appreciate Kaguya, I'm not sure about the opposite.

I know Yukari and Eirin are mortal enemies, but has Kaguya ever interacted with the gap hag?

>>49658163
I can see Patchy. Hatate is a bit of a stretch, but that's mostly based on gut feeling.
>>49658180
>Marisa
It is weird how well they got along, since they are so different. But Marisa barely hangs out with her best friend, I don't think she'd be able to maintain her friendship with Kaguya.
>Renko
Interesting choice, but Renko could only come to Gensokyo as a traveler, Kaguya needs a more permanent option.
>though she might be hard to get a hold of.
Kaguya's ability might help with that.
>Kosuzu
I don't think they've ever interacted. It could be interesting to see them talk, maybe Kaguya could introduce Kosuzu to danmaku.
>>49659342
They talked in IN, but her and Reimu were too impolite Kaguya sort of gets along with Mokou, so maybe her and Yukari could be friends too, but I wouldn't put money on it.

>>49658022
Yuyuko because of that one comic

>>49663474
What comic?

>>49665341
NTA but I think he's talking about this one

>>49658022
Me

>>49668108
I can actually see Kaguya finding a foreign outsider interesting, as long as you have a few cool stories to tell her.

>>49669404
From being exiled, on the run, and caged up, Kaguya would be enamoured by a fascinating looking foreigner and his strange tales.
Though, he should be careful not to fall prey to her yamato nadeshiko charm as a susceptible gaijin, lest it goes beyond mere friends

>>49669838
>Though, he should be careful not to fall prey to her yamato nadeshiko charm as a susceptible gaijin, lest it goes beyond mere friends
Sounds like a great RomCom. I'd read it.

>>49669838
>>49671578
Is this what the rabbits get up too nowadays? Sharing smutty romances featuring their elegant and sophisticated bosses? Have some shame!

>>49672300
>Is this what the rabbits get up too nowadays?
No, they sleep with the men trying to court Kaguya (and then those men forget all about Kaguya once they experience rabbit pussy).

>>49672300
The rabbits are young and female and their boss happens to be an actual magical princess. It's only natural that they'd wrote stories about her love life.

I am so fucking ugly compared to Kaguya-hime. If I met her I'd wear a mask and just admit outright I'm ashamed of my face. Maybe Eirin has a drug that makes men handsome.

>>49671578
I was actually working on a draft of this idea some time ago, though it's more smut than romcom. Would anons be interested if I picked it up again?

>>49673104
I would be interested. Please just describe Kagu in a sexy way from time to time. And if you can help it...make her barefoot. She is a neet after all...

>>49672973
Its okay Anon, everyone is ugly compared to Kaguya-Hime!
Luckly for you, lots of bunnies there have a rather poor self image due to being abandoned pets. They might be surprisingly into troll looking men!

>>49673605
B-but I want you Kaguya-hime...Since I'm pretty sure this was written by you...

>>49673104
I don't mind smut though I prefer it with proper build up

>>49672334
>and then those men forget all about Kaguya once they experience rabbit pussy
Is this Kaguya's new method of dealing with wanna be suitors?

How adorable would Guya's ESL accent be? It would possibly be as thick as her ass.

>>49388048 (OP)
Kaguya raping Keine infront of Mokou for a Berserk reference

>>49677459
Your the one who would be speaking broken Japanese with a heavy accent to her.

>>49682154
Are you implying Kaguya would be a master of English?

>>49682611
Obviously. The Hime might not be great in STEM but when the topic centers around the Humanities there are none on this inpure world who can match her

>>49682154
As long as she likes the way I speak. I want to sound funny and endearing to her.
>>49684700
Despite that meme about Ph, she should be a master of STEM too. She seems to understand magic and souls and other such things in IN. Magic and science being tied very closely in touhou. She also comes from the most advanced civilization ever. On top of that she's close friends with the smartest lunarian.

>>49623382
Imagine an joyful Kaguya telling you about this obscure old legend that no one gives a shit about which you try your best not to fall asleep

>>49658022
How about Tenshi?

>>49684757
>>49684700
>she should be a master of STEM too.
Her ability and the amount of time she had to experiment with it should make her a master or astro- and quantum physics, but I don't think she has access to the necessary literature to be good in the other fields.
It's funny to think about how she would only be good at the really complicated, advanced stuff, but would fumble the easier stuff. Maybe her meeting the physics dork would, in fact, have an interesting outcome.
>>49688512
What do they have in common?

>>49688535
>What do they have in common?
They both used to live in a pure land but got kicked out for breaking the rules, they know a lot of poems, old tales, legends etc. no one today gives a shit about and both of them are somewhat arrogant towards the people of earth

>>49388048 (OP)
I always wondered what Ringo and Seiran would think of her if they were to meet her in person?

I think Kaguya is the most japanese 2hu.

>>49696607
but she's from the moon

>>49696617
I know, and ZUN said the lunarians are more chinese, but I think she has the most japanese ethos of all 2hus.

>>49696627
>she has the most japanese ethos of all 2hus
but she's a lazy neet

>>49692172
They probably treat her the same way as they would treat the sisters

>>49700834
She's officialy a traitor, though. The sisters wouldn't let others know they secretly don't mind her.

>>49701018
Didn't they want her back?

>>49687101
She can tell you versions of popular tales that she has herself witnessed, there's nothing boring in that!

>>49669404
Imagine explaining the heat death of the universe to the hourai immortals and starting a project to escape. Gotta be responsible and get started early, after all.

>>49709965
Hourai immortals are immune to all decay, which would require access to some form of infinite energy which would allow them to reduce entropy. It's possible that Kaguya, thru her very existence, prevents the heat death of the universe.

Goodbye princess!

oyasumi hime-sama

Everyone take cover, Kaguya ate an entire sack of sweet potatoes!

Last for cute and canon girlfriends. Yuri WON.

>>49716713
They both love big juicy sweaty cocks.

>>49718064
I just saw a picture of Mokou getting her pussy gaped by Broly. It's on rule34.