Thread 49450358

WE LOVE OLDER WOMEN!

I forgot the rest of the song...

Do not call them hags, bros. Trust me.

>>49450358 (OP)
I want to have consensual sex with Byakuren.

>>49450404
for what purpose?

>>49450404
Sorry, brother. I called first on Byakuren and I aren't sharing my tag-team partner.
>>49450420
Cute all the way! I'm a classy man, despite my crude and obnoxious behavior.

>>49450420
For the sole purpose of making little Byakurens.

>>49450437
this nee-san is tottemo kakkou ii

>>49450564
Indeed, brother. She's beautiful, cool and incredibly skilled in wrestling. I damn love her, and that's a shoot.

>>49450373
They're lovely mature ladies.

>>49450437
You'll have to outwrestle all her other suitors for that right, anon.

Last night i got groped and kissed by Yukari and Yuyuko

>>49450821
That's not a problem!

Finally! A thread for the elderly! I took some booze with me, do some of you, young ones want want some booze? Mature ladies love a young that can drink, aye.

>>49450883
I only drink ES, old man. Alcohol isn't good for me and I become even more chaotic than usual.

Pic related is older than all of them except Eirin

>>49450843
After that they dragged me into Yukari's house. I thought that i was about to get fucked by them, but they only used me as a human bodypillow to help them sleep better

>>49451051
That sounds lovely

>>49450981
Sounds like fun. Even if your lady doesn't seem into chaotic messes, no offense.
>>49451012
She's a goddman little fraud...
>>49451051
As a below 4'5 man, I'm used to be treated like this... Anyways, you avoided the worse.

*inhales*
HAGS!

Which hag is your favorite and why?
Was it her fight in game, fan depictions and stories, or maybe her theme?
Im curious as to why she's "the one" for you

>>49452589
HAAAAAAAAAAAAGS!!!

>>49453598
i like yukarin because she's a sexy dork lady.

>>49450363
THIS SONG IS SPONSORED BY
THE HAG GOVERNMENT

>>49453598
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mm59BHVOH9Q

>>49451350
You know what they say; Opposites attracts,
>below 4'5
I'm going to call you Hornswaggle!
>>49453598
Byakuren because she's a real badd ass lady... I also love long haired, big breasted women with a calm demeanor. And most important of all; BIKER GIRL, BROTHER! HEEEEEEEEELLLLLL YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

>>49453598
Shinki, i love design ZUN and her really gives that japanese Final Boss aura. I wish more of her fandom content explored that she is the devil and not a needy mother

Byakuren unleashing 1200 years worth of suppressed sexual frustration on me for 20 minutes...

hagsexual

>>49452589
>>49453598
HAAAAAAXX!!

>>49454014
OH! THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!

I DON'T FEEL SAFE AROUND THESE WOMEN!

Not a single one of you actually likes old women.

>>49454730
Yukari is only 17. I never claimed to like old women.

>>49454730
You're right...I love them and I want to massage their tired, mature feet.

>>49454285
NOOOOOOOOOOO-
*get hit by a monitor, yamcha pose then get banned*

We LOVE older women!

>>49453838
LEGALIZE SHOTA ABDUCTION!

>>49459599
BOOM!
SWAG GRANDMA

>>49459946
BREASTS MAKE MILK!

WELCOME TO THE HAG ZONE
ONLY CUM INSIDE MATURE WOMEN

>>49453598
A melting creature throwing her pet fox at enemies like a sawblade is very endearing

>>49450437
HYB

I love hagposting. Also is Yuugi a hag candidate?

HAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

>>49454730
Define 'old'
But also, do you not remember the hag junko cosplayer? Plenty of granny fuckers here

>>49461194
I'm afraid not.
>>49463268
Everyone wanted to bang the granny but not the granddaughter, shit was hilarious!

>>49461194
I'd actually say she's a candidate. There's a kind of mature, older energy about her; she's not a tsurupeta like most of the cast. I don't see why she outright wouldn't be - maybe people just haven't thought about it?

HAG WRESTLING!

>>49463634
HAG MATING!

>>49454730
I'd mating press creampie that old Remi cosplayer, nigga

We LOVE hags

>>49463282
I'm a lolicon, but her hag energy made her a clear upgrade desu

>>49465660
Pick your FHAGter

>>49463282
ANON, I BEG YOU! PLEASE FUCK MY GRANDAUGHTER! HER EGGS ARE DRYING! I'LL EVEN DRESS HER AS JUNKO! THINK OF THE BLOODLINE ANON!
No way fag.

>>49467618
Chris...

>>49460324
Where do I join the Hag Zone?!

>>49471083
What a vile and evil hag

Do you think your hagwife would have any quirks or things she does that would get on your nerves?
For me, I imagine Okina would be a very do first talk about it later kinda person which would get on my nerves

>>49471709
Keep an eye on the local tavern at the human village. Once a month the "Young Maiden Meeting" takes place in there and lots of hags attend it. If you see the Young Maiden Meeting taking place, go inside and get near the large table where the hags are usually at. Once they take notice of your presence you can get as close as you want, but be careful, they might start groping you!

>>49474165
They raped me...

>>49476302
The Kevin Nash of hags.

>>49451012
Eldest youkai

Can Chimi join the hag club?

>>49478732
Look hag enough, yes.

>>49473938
Okina, Yukari and Kanako are definitively the ones that would get on your nerves.
Okina can't stop talking and want attention at all costs like Yukari, but they have different ways to do shenanigans. They're easily the most annoying.
Kanako is just a business woman and very pretentious. She would always brag and brag while being incompetent at the thing she brag about or just being a fucking retard.
Eirin would be very secretive while being prideful and aloof, she would make choices for you against your will and she's batshit insane.
Byakuren have a stick up her ass and act like a nun. So you're not going to do funny stuff with her. I'll leave her to the /pw/bro.
Junko is just Junko. Seething at everything and sometimes yelling at clouds. She hate change for some reason.
Shinki is the fucking Malal of Touhou. Unless retconned anarchists are your type, you're gonna find her annoying.
>what about Yuyuko, Seiga, Ran, Yuugi, Yuuka?
Not hags.
>what about Mima?
OC.

>>49478901
>Okina can't stop talking and want attention at all costs like Yukari, but they have different ways to do shenanigans. They're easily the most annoying.
Can you blame them?
Okina and Yukari are just excited to have a lover and want to spend time with you

>>49478901
How is Seiga not hag? Bitch had a husband and a child. She's among the haggiest hags.

>>49480377
I want to rest my head on her chest

>>49463634
Kanako shoot HARD on the MoF PPV!

"You know, for the MoF PPV the booker built an huge program after the PoFV Royal Rumble. The PoFV program kind of fumbled and only got hard carried by fan favorites such as Marisa, Aya, Reisen, Youmu, and Yuuka. Love Marisa's work, by the way. So yeah, ZUN wanted to go back to the good old formula, to get asses on the seats, because the beer budget aren't gonna increase by itself! He hired new talents and brought back Aya for the program, and even got her a valet for her match, and us; Veterans from the Suwa hardcore promo, the wind and earth Gods and we brought our green Sanae! Our girl who was green as hell, but got a nice spot for her as well, and got so over that she even become an main-event in the UFO and LoLK PPV!"

Kanako on her match with Reimu.

"I was told that Reimu was difficult to work with, and Aya told me that she was a massive self-mark and always booked strong. Boy, she didn't lied on that! That girl never sold any move, and always wanted to go into business for herself! She even wanted our match to be a squash one! I'm a goddamn veteran from the Suwa, I deserve some respect! I straight up said to that girl; "Look, you can go over, but this is better not be a hotshot. We gotta work the psychology aspect and you gotta make me look strong, then we gonna wrestle, alright?" I tried to be professional, she's the face of the company after all. She didn't listen again, and that pissed me off, so I came back to her and said; "Do that shit again, and I'll shoot on you in-ring and backstage. Then she ran off crying to ZUN. Prick, Yorihime should have been harder on her, this girl wouldn't have lasted long in the hardcore divisions."

Kanako on her match with Marisa.

"Marisa is the goddamn hardest worker of this business! Her work ethic is impeccable, she perfectly know her spots, never misses a cue. She's a delight to work with! No wonder why she's the biggest draw of the company! We did everything perfectly, the crowd was invested, the dimes were flowing, real match like the old times, and I wasn't even mad to ate the pin to her! You book Marisa, you sell tickets and merch, simple as. She should become the new face of the company, and make Reimu a part-timer!"

>>49463855
you mean that one in skimpy cosplay?

>>49479152
Okina probably brainwashed that man and Yukari... Did Yukari things. I heavily doubt that a single man can be the lover of one of them, unless HE is HIM! The Hvman Male!
>>49480260
Because fuck that bitch.

>>49482719
Lenfried?

>>49482998
>Okina probably brainwashed that man and Yukari... Did Yukari things
Don't let a little bit of brainwashing and coercion distract you from true love anon!

>>49453598
Eirin, an real old woman for an real old man. She's classy and elegant, would probably enjoy a daily life made of small nothings, the type of old couple annoying everyone around them because they find it funny, or telling just old stories. And she have some useful skills to make booze strong enough to almost make forgive some grudges... Almost. I should ask her to make a virus strong enough to deal with elves, and greenskins.

>>49478901
If we're taking out the ogs, like Yuyu, I say we also remove Byakuren from the Hag Gang. One of the main points of her character is using black magic to have a youthful body. There's no sag, no flabbiness, no smells, no nothing with her!

>>49478901
We should discuss the necessary qualities to allow ladies to enter the beautiful mature women club. (Or just what allow a woman to be distinguished as an ha- fully blossomed lady.)

>>49450358 (OP)
How do I as a young man get hags to like me? They seem like sweet old ladies

>>49478901
>seething at everything and sometimes yelling at clouds. She hate change for some reason.
I NEED more Boomer Junko

>>49484962
>the type of old couple annoying everyone around them because they find it funny
That seems pretty youthful. I wish more couples were mischievous like that

>>49484962
Oh, that remind me of some old couples... Always ribbing young players like me, but when they start to argue with each other, it's too goddamn funny.
>>49486921
That's right, let's talk about that. What exactly define a hag?

Evil ass hag (!)

>>49486921
>>49486989
Is Mamizou a hag?

>>49488441
absolutely

>>49488441
I'd say yeah
Aunty Mamizou is a hag in my book

>>49450981
>ES
ebin :-DD

>>49488788
>>49488475
Don’t let her catch you calling her that

>>49488828
enodher Binn ? :-DD x--DDD :DD

>>49450358 (OP)
Hags are for people who are still attached to their infantile desire to be nurtured, their lips searching for the erect nipple of a womanly udder.
Cunny is for people who have transcended their adolescence and into a nurturer themselves, supplying the short-statured and flat-chested harlots with the sticky white fruit of their labour

>>49489236
Mature ladies are for real powerful men that can appreciate a fully grown woman in all her splendor and satisfy her needs, then forming an couple that would last until one of them dies. There is nothing more satisfying than filling an lady with happiness, and your seed. Nothing can make an healthily young male brimming with virility harder than a long haired woman with a large chest, our hands moving towards her soft melons, and her scent driving us to insanity while all the blood goes into the jackhammer, turning your brain off and unleashing the beast. Mature women are the real deal! The real deal to share pleasure and fulfillment with a another woman!

C*nny are for weak men that cannot sate the desires of a real woman so they resort into young lasses that know absolutely nothing. Make sense that most of the lads who are into c*nny are old men that failed to do anything with the opposite gender. Enslaved by their lust, all they can do is to corrupt innocent ones into the hellish cesspool that are their fantasy... Then once they aren't young enough, they discard them like trash. Yeah, C*nny only attract the most foul, vile, and repulsive types of men. And judging by the image you posted, you must be one of these horny imps...

Now you will take your foul, disgusting c*nny outside this sanctuary for real men, take your immoral and vile fantasy with your repulsive self, scram and never come in this sacred place again.

>>49489373
I kneel anon… how do I into hags? I can never stomach them, probably because I was raped by my aunt, so lolis are all I have. It’s a sad life
Sorry for blogposting btw

>>49489373
I like both :)

>>49489435
>I like both :)
same
us lolibaba enjoyers are unstoppable

>>49450843
>the chance to get spoiled and treated like a king by high status overpowered women
why are NONE of the commands "stay"

>>49489373
Promo's LEGENDARY! Take my dimes!

yugari :DDDD

>>49478901
>She would always brag and brag while being incompetent at the thing she brag about or just being a fucking retard.
c-cute

Who is the best drunk hag?

i hope i get gangbanged by all of the chicks in this thread

>>49495586
Yukari actually feels like the best one to be around while she's drunk, she's the kind of woman who'll get all lovey-dovey and clingy, all "rest her head on your shoulder on the couch" drunk, when she's had a few glasses of wine, which is really endearing for someone of her power level. All of that danger and status melts away, and you're left with this warm, cuddly cat-like thing who - on a cointoss - is either incredibly loving and coddly, or incredibly horny; either way, you'll end up locked in each other's arms, resting together by the end of the night, to wake up face-to-face, still warmly wrapped around one another. I love Yukari.

>>49495838
To add to this, I just want to continue expressing my fantasies of a mellow, buzzed Yukari sitting next to you, doting on you, all the problems of Gensokyo forgotten for a while, as all that exists is you and her mere inches apart, sharing a warm blanket over a box of wine. Maybe you'll lean into her for once after a drink too many, maybe you'll snuggle into her chest and wrap your arms around her shoulder, only to have her ruffle your hair and pull you closer, as she begins to tell you sweet little nothings, while you nestle instinctively into the warmth emanating from her plush bosom? After a few drinks, there's no shame for her; there's nothing keeping her telling you just how much you mean to her, how interesting you are, all of the little things she loves about you, and how much better her life's become since you met. You'll tell her all of those things later as well, but now all there is for you to do is to hug her tight, and let her love you.

>>49495895
Stroking your cheeks, gently brushing your ears as her hand sensually wanders across your head and neck, combing your hair behind your ears, as you slowly, innocently drift off to sleep in her cradling arms. You're all hers in that moment, and she's never been gladder for it. With an unwitnessed kiss to the forehead, she wishes you sweet dreams, as she moves her hand to yours, squeezing it tight, letting her heavy eyelids come to rest.

>>49495586
Byakuren doesn't drink so I can't tell you.

It's nice that I went and bought me an outfit today that costed a lot of money today, you know what I mean? 'Cause I figured that Shadow Hag Money Gang was gonna win. I don't know how you all see it, but when it comes to the children, Shadow Hag Money Gang is for the children. We teach the children. You know what I mean?

>>49499040
What?

>>49499326
It's an ODB quote. He rushed an awards show and said that. Replace Shadow Hag Money Gang with Wu-tang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHaPd27-c0k

I am cougar hunting

>>49499040
>You know what I mean?
The hags are hunting for shotas?

HAGGIER
SAGGIER

>>49501066
I love puffy nips

>>49500730
Why wouldn't they?

>>49506432
>>49506435
these are not hags.

>>49499040
SENSEI

>>49506438
Aya is old dood.

>>49506432
>>49506435
The Shadow Hag Money Gang have decided by a democratic vote than Tengu aren't hags. Please, find an another thread for them. Thanks you for your understanding.
>>49506451
The Shadow Hag Money Gang have decided by a autocratic vote, Keine is a young maiden. Welcome to the thread.

>>49506438
These are hags. Everyone is a hag. I'm a hag.

>>49506438
aya hag
tater not hag

Tengus doesn't have the smell, aura and motivations of perfectly mature women... Get these scums out of my sight.
Only Mima, Yuuka, Shinki, Yuyuko, Yukari, Keine, Eirin, Toyohime, Yorihime, Kanako, Suwako, Byakuren, Junko, Okina, Keiki.
And Sparda forgive me for summoning these vile names ; Seiga and Mamizou.

>>49506947
>vile names
>Mamizou
Don't be an asshole Vergil, Mamizou a lovely

>>49506947
The motivated man on a lawn chair had spoken! By his decree Tengu aren't hags, and shall not be posted! Thanks Vergil for participating in the Shadow Hag Money Gang's activities.

>>49506947
Hey Vergil, you forgot Iku, Sagume and Kasen. Are they allowed?

>>49507199
https://youtu.be/1Mi11pfUUrk?feature=shared
YES!

>>49450358 (OP)
What the getter?

danger

>>49495586
Yuyuko

>>49508788
Can Yuyuko even get drunk?

>>49510377
gensokyo is a place of wonders

>>49510377
Probably not but that won't stop her from pretending to be drunk as an excuse lounge on you and feel you up

>>49510377
>having common sense in gensokyo
You aren't gonna make it with the wolves, kid.
>>49512408
Once the Yuyu is on you, you're done and gone. She's a real mature lady worthy of the name, your reason may say than you must leave if you don't wanna got fucked. Your body aren't gonna listen to ya, and she will play with you as long she want it too... Mature women are truly terrific creatures...

Why is auntie like this?

>>49513121
I want auntie to orgasm on my cock

>>49513121
Post a real auntie you scum. Not some vile borderline furry abomination.

>>49513214
Real aunties are weak to bellygrab

>>49513214
The Lunarian Stacy flexing her superiority upon the earthlings by having her very own shotahusband, whilst all the other hags pussy out at the first sign of intimacy. Sad!

>>49507199
>>49513214
>l*narians

>>49513661
Junko please...

>>49508091
Sauce?

>>49513661
What happens if I call Junko "mama"?

>>49513560
>Real aunties are weak to bellygrab
It’s extremely effective

>>49515154
you get diapered

>>49515952
This is not going according to plan

>>49515154
You won't get much of an reaction, Junko only care of her own flesh and blood, and she would not babysit or even care of someone that are not her own flesh and blood or align with her goals. You will have to be worthy if you want her to notice you, and if you want to court her to mate, then kill off a Lunarian Mortal Kombat style! And if you successfully manage to court her because you managed to kill a Lunarian, then you would be her mate. Assuming you can handle her new purified desire to restart an family. Heh, you'll be fine.

>>49516701
But Junko doesn't have too much of a problem with Lunarians in general.
You might attract that weird t-shirt auntie, and that's a bad thing!

>>49513560
She is as well. You just gotta have the grip strength to budge her powerful abs.

Does Raiko count as a hag or do you guys think she's more of a cool older sister type?

>>49518461
aunt at most

>>49518100
Haha that would be HELL haha
Auntie why are you smiling like that?
Auntie why are you locking the do

>>49518100
No, no! She's a racist boomer! The kind of boomer that would yell racist words at the market for the sake of it! I bet she know more than 100 different slurs for Lunarian!

>>49518814
ANON PLEASE!
HECATIA'S FERTILITY IS DRYING UP!
SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 DOGS!
ONE OF THEM IS NAMED ZEUS!
SHE DRESSES HER FAIRIES INTO AMERICANS!
SHE HANG AROUND WITH A CHINESE BOOMER!
SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN!
PLEASE ANON, YOU NEED TO FUCK HECATIA! I'LL DRESS HER IN JAPANESE STYLE IF YOU WANT! BUT YOU MUST CONTINUE THE LAPISLAZULI BLOODLINE!

>>49513121
Auntie Mamizou teases me every time she finishes bathing by walking naked to her room! "What? I thought you were a man. You should be thanking me for letting you look." She has no decency when she visits my home!

>>49519926
I've missed chrisposting.

>>49520136
The only way for her to learn is to get pregnant
You must commit multinuki

Haha wouldn't it be funny if the hags were all drugged with fertility drugs

>>49521570
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

And then the hakurei shrine was flooded with minigappies

>>49521796
Imagine the horror of having to raise and watch after kids who can make gaps and teleport on a whim.

>>49521900
Ran is crying

>>49521882
VERGIL NO!

>>49521900
Their teen years would be awful
They could sneak out of the house so easily

>>49521933
There is no child support, taxes or laws on the moon! So I can bury it deep within!

>>49518871
no bush?

>>49521570
>fertility drugs
multiplying by 0 is still 0

>>49521570
Extreme, aggressive, furious, lovely sex with Yukari while she bites me all over my body!

>>49522705
Hot

>>49522661
You won't be so smug when Yukari waddles into the room pregnant with octuplets

>>49522661
Anon it's additive first before the multiplication.

>>49522661
Foolishness Anon, foolishness. With motivation you can do anything.

>>49460324
YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO CARRY THE NEXT TITLE OF THE HAG THREADS! REJOICE O CHOSEN ONE!

>>49513121
Making out with her belly button

>>49522661
Rude

>>49522032
I want to lick her back

And yet, no pregnant hags were posted!
Curious!

>>49529270
She's not a toad anon, you won't get high

>>49531325
Hag back gives a better high

>>49530784
Who's the insane man who did that?!

>>49533222
NOT a man but a shota.

>>49522032
>Vergil is a moonie lover
That's why Dante is the best. Fuck moonbitches!

>>49522661
Don't knock it til you've tried

>>49529975
Anons are impregnating. Please wait warmly!

>>49513121
massively fuckable

>>49534235
Those Anons are running on ancient Chinese medicine and the monsters beyond your understanding. They'll be back after Sisyphus comes back from Boulder City.

>>49533944
Misumaru gets slept on
She's prime hagwife material

Hag fertility scaling is skewed anons
Yeah you may not get her pregnant for years but when she does you suddenly have 8 smaller versions of her demanding uppies and no man can handle that

Alright fellow men of culture! Let's make an hag fertility tier list because why not!

>>49536347 (Me)
On second thoughts, how do you make a tier list?

>>49536347
eirin must be high, she cheats with drugs and other dangerous chemicals.

>>49536347
S (They're way too fertile, stop it! Genghis!) : Yuuka, Suwako, Shinki.
A (Quite the large brood you have...) : Mamizou, Keiki.
B (They're twins!) : Byakuren, Iku, Keine, Seiga.
C (Congratulations!) : Sagume, Toyohime, Yorihime, Kasen.
D (It take a miracle to put one in these!) : Yukari, Kanako, Junko, Okina, Misumaru.
E (If you manage to put one in these, then you are so potent than even Zeus and God acknowledge you at the superior one... You have all my respect.) : Yuyuko, Eirin, Mima.

>>49535021
She's already bought the dress too!
She's just waiting for her charming prince!
Any second now...

>>49489236
Such eloquency, I kneel

>>49536844
She's waiting for Reimu to produce a son so that she can marry and groom him into a proper Hakurei priest. Mark my words.

Guys... I love older women...

OH I FEEL LIKE WRITING A SONG, BROTHERS! OH YEAH! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE ME THE GREENLIGHT, BROTHERS! IM DING-DONG DIDDLY READY TO GO!

>>49537392
Should we give you some songs? /pw/-kun?

>>49537474
YEAH!

Yukari has corrupted me... she has given me the fabled Adult Woman Fetish...

>>49537853
Just wait until you start fantasising about taking grandma, mother, and daughter all at once.

https://youtu.be/NZwmQT4O-2k?feature=shared

Greetings Anons
Let's take a journey

I know a place
Where the oldies are really in heat
Warm, wet, and wild
There must be somethin' in that gap
Sippin' sake and beer
Layin' underneath the dresses (black panties)
The boys break their necks
Tryin' to creep a little sneak peek (at us)

You could travel the worlds
But nothing comes close to Gensokyo
Once you party with us
You'll be fallin' in love
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Genso coots, we're unforgettable
Black tights, laced bras on top
Soft bellies, so hot
We'll get on top
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Genso coots, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it leg-locked
Vintage ladies represent
Now put your cock up
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Sex (sex) everywhere
We don't mind doing in public
We freak behind a tree
Doing it doggy style on the shadow, oh-oh

You could travel the worlds (you could travel the worlds)
But nothing comes close to Gensokyo
Once you party with us (once you party with us)
You'll be fallin' in love
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Genso coots, we're unforgettable (Genso)
Black tights, laced bras on top
Soft bellies, so hot
We'll get on top
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Genso coots (Genso), we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it leg-locked
Vintage ladies represent (Vintage ladies)
Now put your cock up
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Mature, sexy, horny, and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild, wild Gensokyo
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones, I mean like she's the one
Kiss her, touch her, squeeze her buns (uh)

The girl's a freak, she drives me crazy
And she will get my kids
I'm okay, I'll play
I love the Jay just like I love Hags
Hot Beaches and Hot Springs
Screwingtime is everyday

Yo boy bangin' out
All that sag hangin' out
Empted , feeded, drunked, no weenies
Just a king and a queenie
Yes, my lady? (Yeah?)
Lookie here, baby (uh-huh)
I'm boned up on ya
'Cause you representin' Gensokyo (oh-oh, yeah)

Genso coots, we're unforgettable
Black tights, laced bras on top
Soft bellies, so hot
We'll on top
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (come on, come on)
Genso coots, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it leg-locked
Vintage Ladies represent (Gensokyo, Gensokyo)
Now put your cock up (ayy, ayy)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

(Gensokyo)
Gensokyo coots, man (Gensokyo coots)
(Gensokyo)
Hahahaha
(Gensokyo)

>>49537868
Generational incest is a sadly underrated fetish

>>49537960
Tell that to the Greeks.

>>49537984
Do not curse me with the shame of having propped up their tourist economy just so I can eat subpar burritos and smell unwashed fatmen!

>>49537954
This song gave me a fucking boner! Dammit!

>>49537990
Sounds like Mexico...

Maybe we deserve to get hagged without even a shred of mercy

>>49465660
8 horny hags in the onsen at Gensokyo Ladies' club!
Big ol' lonely girls, waiting to be loved!
8 horny hags waiting to fuck!
Gradmas hiding in the changing rooms wanting to fuck unsuspecting cocks,
Gensokyou Ladies' club really rocks!

>>49539611
I deserve a 2hag to breed mercilessly
Big happy family correction is needed

Marriage
NOW

I WILL commit snugglehag

>>49539775
You vile fiend
The hag you so viciously snuggle will grow addicted and won't be able to function without daily snuggles

>>49539752
Just imagine how touch starved she is

>>49539809
Oh no?!

>>49536157
>8 smaller versions of her demanding uppies and no man can handle that
Fucking hell I don’t care I’ll handle it. I just wanna be a Dad

>>49537954
Please make more. Do another with Yukari wanting to have a young dude’s babies to the tune of “Call Me Maybe”

>>49450358 (OP)
These girls are OLD. Yeah I said it, OLD. What they gonna do?

>>49540631
Yes anon, oh no
You won't be able to go and do anything by yourself anymore. You'll need to basically be on call for snuggles at any moment of the day

>>49451012
Would marry, protect, and impregnate so hard.

>>49539891
In our world, it is said those that have not engaged in any form of sexual and affectional practices by the time they reach 30 gain powers beyond their wildest dreams.
In Gensokyo, the idea of a millenium maiden is business as usual. Is that why they have so many Gods?

>>49461194
She's like an aunt, but a younger one. I'd say she's hag-lite.

Suwasexo

>>49543690
Hot and sweaty hagboobies

>>49465660
I want a momhu to mother me in a sexual way.

>>49543651
>darumoon's suwako

Surely a hag wouldnt be so bad...

>>49541300
I'll do that when I have time, brother.

>>49543217
She’s a literal wine (sake) aunt

Where are the mature women than god promised me?!

>>49536508
Why Eirin at E tier? Because it's the opposite of what most people expect?

She's simply
Irresistable.

>>49549740
I want to slap that butt

Retired

They are powerful

>>49553670
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

>>49553670
No gappy, you gotta ask consent before you get into your bf's clothes. Resist!

>>49553570
>only 10 years older
FAKE OLD WOMEN LOVER!

Hags are retiring...

Merciless hag mating press
Total hag breeding

>>49539891
Couldn't be any more touch starved than Me.

>>49557173
>out-cling competition

>>49553670
GET HIM OUT OF THERE EXTRACT HIM NOW

>>49548420
Give us the good shit!

Hags are smelly.

Hags are pretty.

>>49560127
I need to impregnate this hag(true)

Who is the best hag, and why is the only correct answer Kanako?

>>49561149
How much did Moriya Shrine pay you for this post

>>49561159
I was paid in hag breeding rights.
(kanako was not informed of this)

>>49561149
Kanako-sama you know these people are just perverts and you're above that!

>>49561286
I see Suwako has taken drastic measures to help Kanako lose her virginity

>>49561149
Suwako, that's not how you do chrisposting...

I'll volunteer, what's the catch?

>>49560127
my mum would never get herself hired as a maid at a shady establishment to make ends meet because raising me is an expensive venture!

What would a /h9k/ board for hags be like?

>>49533759
That's how a man is made.

>>49566063
Indeed.

>>49569492
Imagine being the lucky shota who gets turned into a man by Junko and turns her into a mommy again.

>>49541300
>>49559409
HERE YA GO, BROTHERS! I'M BACK IN BUSINESS! SHADOW HAG MONEY GANG THE MUSICAL! (Why I make these? Is my bipolarity out of control?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZAsZMUKcFw&list=RDtZAsZMUKcFw&start_radio=1

I threw a gap in the veil
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as you fell
And now you're my pray
I trade my virginity for a wish
Ran and Chen for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
But now you're my pray

Your balls was holdin'
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Burning, heat I was in'
Where you think you're goin', baby?

Hey, I just gapped you, and this is crazy
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me
It's hard to hold back at you, baby
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me
Hey, I just raped you, and this is crazy
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me
And you my boy, will cum inside me
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me

You took your time emptying your balls
I took no time to make you fall
You gave me nothing at all
But still, I want a baby
You beg, borrow and breed
At first night, and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it
But, I want a baby

Your balls was holdin'
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Burning, heat I was in'
Where you think you're goin', baby?

Hey, I just gapped you, and this is crazy
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me
It's hard to hold back at you, baby
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me
Hey, I just raped you, and this is crazy
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me
And you my boy, will cum inside me
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me

After you came into my gap, I want a baby so bad
I want a baby so bad, I want a baby so, so bad
After you came you'll become a man, I want a baby so bad
And you should know that
I want a baby so, so bad
(Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad)

It's hard to hold back at you, baby
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me

Hey, I kidnapped you, and this is crazy
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me
And you my boy, will cum inside me
But here's my gappy, so impregnate me

After you came you'll make me a mommy, I want it so bad
I want it so bad, I want it so, so bad
After you came you'll become a dad, I want it so bad
And you should know that
So impregnate me

>>49572101
I'm jealous of that sweat

>>49569511
This little guy then turn into a man, tall and jacked like a goddamn fist of the north star character and flaunt his twins that he made with that crazy Chinese boomer just to piss off Lunarians! Sex with hags is no joke! If you survive it then you become something more than human! Hecatia is just waiting for a archer to shoot an arrow into these kids, so she can turn their dad into something like Kratos, just as planned.

>>49572123
Oh you want that sweat?! Do you think you have it?! To make her sweat, my boy. You'll have to shoot a gally into her gappy! The Yukari is in heat and she want to be on maternity! So yeah, if you want to be HIM, then you'll have to make her a family!

>>49572101
Oh goddammit, I almost blew one of my fucking sides!

Hags go sleepin

>>49575275
Best time to seduce them
All their defenses are weak when there sleepy

>>49572101
RIP my sides

I need hags...

I'm incredibly horny for older women

Just sleep on top of a hag to instantly defeat them

>>49580786
But I want a hag to sleep on top of me and once shes comfortable I'll go in for the kill and charisma break her with sweet words

Hags are demonic creatures

>>49583316
This results in pregnancy

I ran out of ideas...

Wake up! You goddammed old coots!

>>49589709
it's hagover...

It would take a miracle for this thread to get back up.
Better pray to kanako-sama!

WE NEED MORE MEME POWER! MAKE NEW SONGS OR SHITPOSTS OR OC! GODDAMMIT!

>>49592873
Don't ever, EVER! Let her watch the tele-shopping! I'm serious!

breathe the pressure
come play my game, i'll test ya

>>49592873
Look how fucking smug gaphag is

>>49519926
no way fag

Hags are FAGS

>>49592817
Kanako will somehow make everything worse like she always does

>>49593711
NOOOOO DON'T SAY THAT

>>49592923
https://youtu.be/cE0wfjsybIQ

>>49592836
I might deliver new shitty songs later in the future. If there is no original content for our favorites mature ladies then we will do it ourselves! But in the next thread.

>>49594014
Accept the truth anon
Kanako fails at everything

>>49593711
Oh, I should make a song about Kanako's sense of business...

>>49595816
Get to work and go draw some dimes, dammit!

>>49592836
Shut the fuck up.

>>49596055
no need to be crabby.

>>49596055
Make me, faggot.

>>49596213
Ok done.

>>49596213
Cry moar newfag.

>>49596221
Done what exactly?
>>49596223
Nah, you are.

>>49596032
Nah, my quarter part-time contract say that I can work at my leisure. And right now, I'm not motivated. Unless you paid me more, I aren't gonna do shit, feel me?
>>49596055
Is that a crash out? It's a ding-dong diddly crash out?! Oh, I sure missed some scrap on the jay!
>>49596223
Hey Broken-recorder! This promo have been used more than your mom at the back of the street in exchange for 20 bucks or for some cheap ass meth crystal! I suggest that you read some urban dictionary and comeback with better one-liners, nigga. You aren't gonna get hired in my league with that yee-yee ass level of pissed off larping oldfag, for your safety you better scram off my sacred ground, else you're gonna get buried, nigga.

>>49596286
Local /pw/GOD, woke up and choose violence! Or was craving it...

Oh shit, we reached bump limit! Hooray!

>>49596342
Hags fighting to the finish

>>49596348
End thread theme : https://youtu.be/bPGuiZ48PbA?feature=shared

>>49596286
you can suck my ebola filled monkeyballs peckerwood

>>49596286
For a man that love Byakuren, you sure are violent and love conflict.

>>49596368
Wait until I get philosophical!

it's time for the hags, all of them, to have their beauty sleep.

>>49513121
that belly would end covered in slap and bite marks