I hate Reimu

>>49477173 (OP)
She's an abusive drunk who beats her husband(you) so I can see why you would hate her.

>>49477173 (OP)
Found (You), Parsee

>>49477182
Her being a great cook makes up for it

>>49477182
Lovely

If you hate her so much, why are you posting indecent pictures of her?

Disguising your thread as a hate thread won't make it last past 150 posts, Reimu!

What a lovely looking girl, Would have loved to spend time with her if I wasn't already engaged with an Ogre (the reason is I was forced into it).

>>49477245
My beloved wife cooking for me and my beloved fairy daughters

>>49477173 (OP)
Disgusting shaved pits
Reimu needs to let her armpit hair grow like a proper lady

>>49477915
I hope you and your husband will be happy together, anon.

>>49478261
Nah it's a girl, being married to a man wouldn't be that much worse however, she is drunk all the time. always makes a mess, irrational, can't be bothered to stay conscious when I would need her to, and that is if she doesn't straight up ignore my concerns on purpose, violent and always sends you to a 45 minute trip to the yama everytime she waves her arms at you in anger. I got several fractures, every nights ends up with the both of us fighting to the death for stupid stuff like her wanting me to drink alchohol while I don't, and I even got pretty good at cleaning and cooking because she is that terrible as a wife. Those skills would have been good to me if I wasn't stuck in this loveless marriage. I hope someone will get me out of here before I'm forced to make her bear an abomination, if ever.

>>49478328
That sounds just like being married to Reimu.
Maybe Reimu is an ogre?

>>49478328
Please do not call Hoshiguma senpai an "ogre", she is a graceful Oni not some pig headed brute.

>>49477245
My beloved wife cooking for me and her boyfriend

>>49477173 (OP)
Pitfuck then cum on pits.

>>49477173 (OP)
i love pits, give me shaved or give me the congo idgaf

>>49477173 (OP)
I know the OP is meant to be a joke, but I have genuinely seen people in this fandom who dislike Reimu and Marisa, like, why would you hate them? You play as them.

What's Reimu gonna do if Yukari start demanding continue her bloodline for the sake of Gensokyo? Does she even know where do babies come from?

>>49481359
No I don't. I play as Sakuya.

>>49481359
Newfags who just learned about the lore and twist it in a way to try to fit in by making the classic plot twist of "ACKshually the protagonists, as we play as, are... LE BAD".

>>49481366
Reimu won't be able to be a shrine maiden once she has kids so obviously that's not a priority for her. Besides she's in her thirties now so she might as well be barren.
Anyways, it's especially not a priority for her since retired shrine maiden get mutilated by Yukari who uses her power to keep them alive while they are dismembered so their flesh can be used to build extensions of the shrine. Obviously subjecting herself to a painful eternity isn't a priority for Reimu.

>>49482519
I mean they are bad, that’s what makes them cool and interesting

Newfags can’t handle the fact they aren’t tumblrites who do no wrong and it filters them. The beauty of Touhou is that everyone is either an alien freak whose morality is beyond human or a total asshole con artist.

>IMG

So, what will actually sex life with Reimu in marriage be like?

>>49481359
I love Marisa but dislike Reimu.
Every single one of my 1CCs was with Marisa.

>>49483262
Healthy, but pretty ordinary. She's not a very lewd girl.

>>49483335
Sometimes oirdinary is for the best.

>>49483265
Why?

Why are Reimu threads so horny? They must be the 3th horniest character threads on /jp/, is there really nothing else to discuss about her?

>>49483587
Men are just losing their mind when see her armpits. You can't blame them.

>>49483616
She'd be even hotter if she let her armpit hair grow

>>49483616
Yet every single pithu introduced since has her beat, and it's not even close. What's left for her?

>>49483587
It's a way to deride a character while being a nuisance. Don't like a certain hu? Shit up a her thread, call her a slut, tell everyone how many layers of cum you'd rape-paint her in. Enough people join in, thread never recovers, constructive conversation never happens.

>>49483750
Speaking of constructive conversation, who raised Reimu? Someone had to have taught her the Hakurei techniques, at least. I distinctly remember her father being alive in the village, but I’m not sure if that’s true

>>49477173 (OP)

>>49477173 (OP)
Holy pits

>>49483775
>I distinctly remember her father being alive in the village
what? reimu's parents are entirely unknown. Are you thinking of Marisa?
My assumption is that her mother died young, and her father was either someone who left through the barrier after getting her mother pregnant, or someone who died just as young
maybe her mother had time to teach her some techniques before the end, and maybe the shrine had some records of techniques like the fantasy seal and duplex barrier, or maybe genji was able to teach her some of it. I suspect that Reimu has lived on her own since she was still a young child either way.
Some people imagine Yukari did some parenting, but I've never subscribed to that theory. It always struck me as overly sentimental for a youkai who's definitely known plenty of Hakurei Shrine Maidens and probably seen them die too.

I love Reimu
https://files.catbox.moe/lw0nzd.mp4

>>49503285
I'm, like, 87% sure that's not how the ear canal works.

>>49503382
Have you never heard of a womb?

kuso thread.

Bros...imagine being forced into a relationship by a psychotic, hypersexual rape-crazed Reimu.

And by some ungodly stroke of genius you convince her to try out NNN and she, trying painfully, and under excruciating agony to endure an entire month without forcing herself onto you.

And then you're relaxing on your bed mere minutes away from it being December 1st, and you hear your door violently being banged on and eventually broken into.

And you see her stare at you with a gaze that sends a paralyzing wave of mortal fear down into your stomach, preventing you from even moving an inch.

And you see her standing there, drooling uncontrollably, saliva trailing everywhere and pussy juices sopping wet along her quivering thighs pooling onto the floor in enormous quantities.
Shaking and trembling uncontrollably. All the blood in her entire body boiling with intense heat, racing through her so loudly you can hear it slosh inside her reddened body.

God just imagine what the sex must be like. Completely unconsensual, animal, ferocious bestial lust-warped monstrosity and moans that sound like a chorus of succubi demons very nearly killing you.

Imagine.

I like to imagine Reimu would be pretty useless wife. You have to bring money and you have do home chores. I guess Reimu should compensate by being a nice partner in the bed, but even there she' do her marital duty kinda unwillingly, with snarky remarks and tsundere vibes.

Are average Reimu threads really this bad?

>>49505781
Why have you just taken the typical Ran fantasy and imposed it on Reimu? If you're gonna use that picture at least make her a futa you coward.

>>49505851
What the HELL are you talking about? Reimu has been living on own and taking care of her home since she was a child. Cooking, cleaning, repairs, maintenance, she can do it all. She showcases this on numerous occasions in the manga. If there's anything she excels at other than swinging a big stick, it's housekeeping.

>>49505859
I dunno. I usually check every character thread 2 times and all I know about Reimu threads is that they die early and that they're fairly aimless.
It's on Raymoo fans to start interesting discussions if they wanna.

>>49505851
As the other guy said, that's essentially completely in the realm of fantasy. It's one thing to like lazy dead fish Reimu, but to extend it to her being a completely worthless slob that has no motivation for anything is too far.
She's a shrine maiden and she has no priest (ZUN doesn't count) meaning that everything relating to the shrine is HER job. Maintenance, accounting, food preparation, cleaning, etc. YES she does slack off and sometimes doesn't do the best job at maintaining her living space, but she knows how to do it and she cooks and cleans daily. She's more than able to pull her weight, and is likely a more "useful" wife than someone like Marisa would be, for example

>>49505869
>>49505920
Alright, point taken. I guess Reimu will be a good wife in some ways.
The next question is why does nobody try to become her potential groom.

>>49505869
>>49505920
She also showcased herself dying from eating spoiled food that one time in WaHH. When she can be bothered, she prepares good food, but when she can't be bothered, it's up to you to keep her from killing herself.

>>49505968
She's too scary. Genuinely.
You can't ever be at her power level, she's crass, she's rude, she's known to be forceful and violent... opportunities for getting to know her are also minimal.

>>49505995
The youkai Shrine reputation also destroys her potential visitors too. Yet another reason hungry villager is the best pairing for her.

>>49503285
This is how it feels to get your ears cleaned.

>>49503285
This one's amazing.

moo

>>49483587
Psyop by Sanaefags.

>>49514628
But I'm a Sanaefag and I always try to be nice to Reimu (on the rare occasions where I actually visit her threads)!

>>49477173 (OP)
Hate fuck Reimu!

Love hug Reimu!

>>49514768
Those condoms have holes in it.

>>49514871
Yeah I put them in

YWNBR

>>49528349
Good. I don't wanna be poor with smelly armpits.

>>49528349
Good. I wanted my wife to be the one who is poor and has smelly armpits.

>>49528349
That left hand, is it cursed?

>>49528349
Bad. I wanted to be poor and with smelly armpits.

GIWIWR

>>49528436
It's clearly AI.

>>49528349
gaymoo

>>49531833
She can't keep getting away with it!

>>49477173 (OP)
>I hate Reimu
Take that back.

>>49477173 (OP)
god she looks so fuckable in that image.

can't believe this thread's been going this long and no one's posted the gif yet

>>49545605
FASTER

>>49545605
SLOWER

>>49545605
Where is dick?

>>49477182
God I wish women hit harder.

I love Reimu

>>49549772

I love Reimu's mom

>>49477173 (OP)

>>49477173 (OP)
More pits

>>49505859
>really this bad
Bad character thread is overwhelmed with shitposters, like Seija threads or Ran threads when mmdfag was still around. This is an average character thread.
Actually, apart from Renko and Sanae, I don't think other character threads are better in quality from this one, while there are worse.
>>49528436
It's a tell sign that this is skinwalker in Reimu body. All shapeshifters and impostors must spot at least one, that's the rules.

>>49574591
best reimu

>>49579779
>>49574591
I prefer her PoFV look but each to their own

I need to stop liking violent women.

Can any of you explain why you like Reimu?

>>49587649
grumpy and pissed off women are hot

>>49587649
She's the only one who doesn't laugh at my micro penis. The green miko won't stop comparing mine to shota's, which hurts my heart.

>>49587649
I like the thought of lazing around the shrine with her 75% of the year. It seems like a very comfy life. The girl herself has no set personality(ZUN himself said that every game has a different personality so you can choose your favorite) so she's also a build-a-waifu.

>>49589359
>ZUN himself said that every game has a different personality
when did he say that? To my knowledge he's only said that we see a different perspective on Reimu in each manga, not that she has a different personality. He also said that the final route of ULiL was where Reimu showed the true side of herself, so that's the real, serious Reimu.
While there's multiple different aspects to Reimu's personality in the various manga, there is a core that seems to shine through it.

>>49588269
You can just abandon those two whores and go to Aya. I heard she likes boys with small peepees.

>>49477173 (OP)
How can one hate her?

>>49477173 (OP)
Foolishness

>>49590473
I want to sneak a squeeze while she sleeps

>>49596353
Would you really assault this pool miko

>>49596594
>pool miko
Yes, but only if she were at the pool

>>49596594
Yes
Without question

>>49596609
*poor
I have just learned that I'm retarded and dyslexic

>>49596594
>>49596609
>>49596691
Pool miko is also cute

i need reimu in naked dogeza

>>49596353
on glans wipe on her sidebooba... just one...

>>49592208
sauce

>>49598060
Open wide
https://exhentai.org/g/1100892/b3bc2717f1/

bonus sequel
https://exhentai.org/g/1247938/e19361a61d/

>>49598072
God i hate touhou doujins so much it's always
>rape
>mindbreak
>mindcontrol
see alice
>ugly bastard
>futanari
>yuri
>ryona || guro
>shouta || loli

The last one isn't as bad but there is too many of them.
I don't really mind these existing but I just wish there were more normal touhou doujins

>>49598072
kenpi draws such a lewd Reimu, wish he did more

Raymoo has been taking it too easy, and now her thread is dying

stfu sanae

>>49604471
Most Reimu threads don't even make it this far.
Reimu threads always seem to die before 150 posts. Maybe this one will break the curse.
>>49604495
Shouldn't you be thankful that the other shine maiden decided to bump your thread, Reimu?

>>49604495
Reimu, if you keep pushing away your friends and wallowing in your own misery, you're never going to get to bump limit.

>>49604495
>>49604538
>>49604571
It's ok i know that Reimu-san doesn't mean it like that

>>49604538
I wonder why that is, considering that she's the protagonist and that she often ranks in the top 3 in the popularity polls, you'd think that her threads would be more popular.

>>49605886
I've always considered sitting reimu threads the "real" reimu threads, even if no one ever talks about reimu there. I have no idea why reimu ISN'T popular, i guess sakuya isn't either, but marisa sanae reisen youmu etc are. Maybe the userbase of jaypee just doesn't care about reimu as much.

>>49605886
>she often ranks in the top 3 in the popularity polls
If you mean the big popularity poll, then it hardly reflects on /jp/. Shion never manages to get past 50 posts, while Joon gets from time to time to bump limit. If you mean /jp/ poll, I think it's an effect of simply being a good filler, once you have voted for your favorites, you will go for something familiar, I think. And nobody besides Marisa is as familiar as Reimu. This also explains why Marisa threads are often in the same boat as Reimu ones, not enough devoted autists, although Marisa gets a little bit more attention.
There is also a matter of speed to threads, is Medicine more popular than Reimu by the virtue of hitting bump limit regularly, but over 150~ days? I think we can agree that answer is "no", it's just that Reimu doesn't have as many devoted fans.

>>49605943
I think Marisa and Reimu get tons of votes because that's the big "fight" that everyone knows is going to happen, that's why they get so many votes in the big poll as well. It's just a competition that most people participate in every year. It's not that people care that much about these characters, they like one a bit more than the other and want to fight it out in the polls to see who wins

>>49604538
>>49605886
Image dump threads aren't a reliable measure of popularity.

>>49605972
If your character thread is only an image dump thread, then you're doing a poor job
Consider that every time /jp/ is polled on the types of threads they visit, the majority always answer "character threads", then at least here it's a good enough measure of popularity

>>49605915
>sakuya isn't
>youmu
Their threads go about the same.

>>49605915
>>49606042
How did Sanae become the most popular protagonist?

>>49606050
She has the bigger character traits. Compare Reimu's personality, that's been the same constant flat nothing since her conception.

>>49606050
Is she...? Honestly, I never noticed. I guess she is popular, but there's no real reason for the change.
Ran isn't a protagonist, but she's the most popular character here by far. Why is Ran so much more popular than everyone else? We'll never know.

>>49606209
It's interesting because none of the protagonists other than her are particularly popular.
>Why is Ran so much more popular than everyone else? We'll never know.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

>>49606050
She isn't, but if you measure popularity by the amount of porn.....
>>49606209
>Why is Ran so much more popular than everyone else? We'll never know
Autists with mommy issues.

>>49606357
If you measure by the amount of porn... it's Reimu...

MIKO CAP

>>49606209
>Ran isn't a protagonist, but she's the most popular character here by far.
She isn't, though. She got enough people infected with mofubrain (it's a real medical condition) to sustain high pace of her threads, but that isn't the same as popularity, not to mention that Alice probably can rival her easily in terms of having constant thread up. Popularity is a mixture of how great devotion 2hu ignites with how widespread popularity she has. Reimu is wide and shallow in her appeal, Ran is narrow and deep, neither is truly popular, I would say.
>>49606357
>She isn't, but if you measure popularity by the amount of porn...
On /jp/ Sanae has the most consistent threads since at least a year out of all playable incident resolvers, getting to bump limit in about a month, with little to no shitposts and interesting discussions. I don't think any other protagonist comes close currently, certainly not Reimu. The question remains if it isn't like Ran, where there is a small amount of autists responsible for the state of Sanae threads, but if anything the last poll suggest otherwise.

>>49606523
Isn't that just because it's the year of the snake? The year of the dragon had Meiling and dragon-related characters be more popular as well.
Whatever the case, I think interesting discussions -> faster pace. If the thread is known for being a place where people theorize and talk and actually do stuff instead of image dump, I feel like that keeps that pace up. Renko certainly isn't topping any polls, but she's definitely popular. Her threads talk about shit constantly.
You just need to have an interesting thread.

>>49606523
Aya's popularity checks out with this poll, so does Yukari's (but not as much), yet some other things don't match.
Remilia's threads are fast, I don't remember if this is only recently or if it's been like that for months, but the most recent example I can think of is a Remilia thread that reached bump limit in under a week. Her votes here don't reflect that.
Yuuka, Okuu, Satori don't reflect their votes either, honestly, if anything it's that Sanae's votes more or less align very well with the speed of her threads, but for every other character the votes and the speed don't correlate whatsoever. Some people don't vote, some people avoid their character's thread, it's a whole bunch of variables.
None of which really tells us why Reimu isn't popular. Are Reimufags just not devoted enough?

>>49606523
>>49606550
I think popularity isn't the correct thing to measure. On an anonymous board, the number of people who like a character is pretty useless, thread quality and reputation might be more useful. If someone in a neutral thread presented himself as a Renkofag, a Sanaefag, a Ranfag or a Reimufag, how would your perception of that person change?
Thinking of everything in terms of popularity makes you lose the war before the first battle, try to raise the thread's quality or make good posts about your 2hu and the onlookers will want to join in, the more people join in, the more onlookers there will be.

>>49606550
>Isn't that just because it's the year of the snake?
It was like that way earlier. I think it's actually dork spillage from Renko threads that influenced Sanae, but I'm not sure enough.
>Renko certainly isn't topping any polls, but she's definitely popular.
>You just need to have an interesting thread.
If that the criteria, then Sanae ends up as the most popular protagonist on /jp/ once again.

>>49606592
I don't think my perception of them would change at all if we were in a neutral thread, and I don't think others' would change either. At most, I only have expectations from Ranfags to act mofubrained. The better question is, if you see that character's thread, what do you expect to find?
When I see Reimu's thread, I honestly don't expect anything, and that's not said in a way that's meant to offend.

>>49606606
Most popular recurring protagonist for sure, but if we count every protagonist, I'd say she needs to compete with Aya, who has threads that discuss things, threads that are relatively fast, and a large amount of votes in the poll to prove it. To me, they share #1.
It's strange to see the differences on /jp/ from the wider community where many of these characters wouldn't be discussed as much, or discussed as fairly.

>>49606592
>Renkofag
>Sanaefag
>Reimufag
Nothing, really. Mostly because, like >>49606589 said
>some people avoid their character's thread
so I'm hesitant to extrapolate from thread onto general population of fans.
>Ranfag
If I don't like his posts, I'm attaching SSiB compilation to my next reply.

>>49606629
I think that it's 10gu threads in general that are relatively popular not just aya's

Behold, a Reimu!

>>49607011
For the first time, my heart skipped a bit at the sight of Hakurei shrine maiden... What is happening?

>>49607011
Ms shameimaru I don't think that reimu is going to be happy when she finds her only uniform missing

>>49607091
>only uniform
Reimu has a new set of clothes for every single incident, clothes aren't something she lacks.
Also, there is Reimu's disguise kimono from LE she can wear if she has any problems.

>>49607091
>panties
She never wears any.

>>49596594
YES! Not only that but I would install hidden cameras all around her home.

>>49607783
Why are you like this?

>>49606357
>but if you measure popularity by the amount of porn.
Not him but I do! Reimu has been slacking off! It's time join Sanae and Kasen and you know who...

>>49608476
>you know who
I don't know. Marisa? This would make together with Kasen and Sanae a group of recurring characters from WaHH.

>>49608704
NTA but I'm pretty sure that he isn't taking about marisa as she isn't all that popular with doujin artists, maybe sakuya?

>>49608476
theres no way for her to be slacking off if she has by far the highest amount out of all of them. reimufags arent begging for new content thats for sure
>>49609290
youmu, sakuya, flandre, i forget in which order

>>49477182
yes please hit me Ms Hakurei, I've been a bad boy nnnnyyesssss

>>49604538
Reimu's curse has finally been lifted.
^^

>>49610960
We'll know it was broken when the thread reaches the bump limit.

>>49477173 (OP)

>>49613817
cute kappa

>>49613824
You're supposed to compliment Reimu not that water rat

>>49613817
CUTE REIMU

Reimu's looking slightly different this time of year.

>>49614880
Hatsurei Reiku!

>>49614880
I ordered a miko not a miku...

>>49615672
eh, close enough

>>49618367
Holy sideboob

>>49618367
>>49621148
BOOB SLUT!

>>49621278
Not only rude, but also uncalled for. Maybe she's lounging, sarashi probably aren't that comfortable for her to be wearing one all day everywhere.

>>49621299
Are you telling me that Reimu is longing for a boob massage?

That's unfortunate. I happen to like her quite a lot.

>>49621390
Yeah. If you asked her, she'd probably say no, but I feel like she could use a full body massage. And that includes her breasts.
Though tits are mostly fat so if you want to relieve tension you should probably go for the back where the muscles are but that's not fun to talk about now is it

> Be me
> Enters Gensokyo
> Sees Reimu being grumpy as usual
> Drop a massive amount of yen in her donation box
> "Hey cheer up!"
> Go home and go to sleep
> Wake up to her looking at me

What do I do bros? She probably just wants to shake my hand or something.

>>49622775
She's probably wondering who you're quoting.

>>49622775
better thread for you >>49618624

>>49622775
Take responsibility

>>49477173 (OP)
I love jackalman

Reimu!

>>49625732
だれ？

>>49625905
Reimu?

I feel a sudden urge to make Reimu get to bump limit at least once.

>>49598072
>not futa
Horrible.

>>49629169
Don't forget to take responsibility, dude.

>>49629423
Faggot

>>49629423
You know, I think that there might be something actually wrong with you, if you see a drawing of a girl and the first thing you think of is "I wish she had a dick".
The doujin was shit anyway, but that is another thing.

>>49491418
>Some people imagine Yukari did some parenting, but I've never subscribed to that theory. It always struck me as overly sentimental for a youkai who's definitely known plenty of Hakurei Shrine Maidens and probably seen them die too.
What about Ran? Yukari could see the need for a parent and just have Ran do it for her.

>>49630182
Didn't reimu meet both yukari and ran for the first time during the events of PCB?

>>49629733
What do you take me for, some sort of deadbeat? I'll be there for Reimu!

I will have anyone who hates Reimu crucified, and their women raped, and their children enslaved.

>>49630252
Yukari said she knew Reimu in the past however. I imagine it was like 10+ years earlier, when Reimu was younger and she may not remember too well.

>>49477173 (OP)
Okay, Cirno.

>>49632125
Ave, true to Reimu!

>>49632158
That might be the case, especially when you consider that she didn't even remember alice, despite the fact that MS happened just 5 years earlier.

Pushing Reimu's thread along is a thankless task...

Reimu's Remius

>>49640371
The sideboob shrine maiden!

do you guys welcome Reimu's best friend?

>>49642282
All of Reimu's friends are great!

>>49645930
>All
Marisa, Aun...uh...yeah! Both of them are awesome!

>>49645939
Hey, two is still something!

I came to maritan's futa reimu ama

Page 10 hu

>>49658364
You called?

>>49477173 (OP)
From a technical standpoint, it's not possible to hate Reimu.

MAMAAAA

>>49477173 (OP)
Please I need images Reimu in Rule 34
She needs it, we all need it.

>>49670748
Canon killerhu!

>>49635673
Why should she be expected to remember some random youkai mage she met like twice five years ago?

>>49672344
Not necessarily remember, just recognize.
Also 5 years is not that long.

>>49672526
>Also 5 years is not that long.
That's literally one-third of the average age of Flan's fans.

>>49477173 (OP)
>I hate Reimu
You aren't welcome here then, we /jp/sies love R'eymu.

What a lazy, carefree girl.

>>49676666
That's why we love her.

>>49672565
Oh my god, I've been hanging around little girls!

>>49677767
Were they cute and funny?

>>49675096
why did Reimu adopt Kuranpisu?

>>49503285
Okay that is pretty hot

>>49682893
Fortune Teller-san...

>>49683119
What about him?

>>49682905
She's going to beat me up!

Badass bass Reimu

Realistically how would you date Reimu?
She doesn't seem too interested it romance.

>>49688289
She would come to know that having someone constantly lick her armpits and feet + buy her sake every day feels good.

>>49689254
OC?

Nobody likes the mu'

>>49692801
DON'T POST THIS IT MAKES ME FEEL SAD

>>49660199
My wife Reimu preparing herself to give me armpitzuri

>>49694067
hahahaHAHAHAHA

>>49695849
Anon don't be mean, Reimu deserves to be happy

>>49697573
Yeah, I kinda feel bad after posting that. I suppose her shitty grumpy personality is understandable, having to deal with youkai all day

I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di

>>49697595
Happy 'mu best 'mu!

Black Reimu

>>49704899
these things happen

blackmu is also cute

>>49704919
I would let her steal my heart.

>>49705200
Latinxmu

>>49607127

>>49706458
Cute and canon lesbians.

>>49706458

Reimu's rape dungeon.

Milf mu

>>49712914
Is this another kasen's black magic again?

>>49505781
You should try semen retention. You give major spilled cup vibes.

Reimu caught lacking on page 10

can reimu say the nword?

i honestly think Reimu is pretty cool, she is always confident and never really backs down from her duties, i like to think that under her understandable grumpiness, she has a soft side that never comes out due to her circunstances and that gets lonely sometimes

>>49704919
Oh shit, black Marisa is really hot.

>>49721233
Sanae you don't have make excuses for her. We all know that she is a bitch.

>>49728757
Shut your mouth, unnamed youkai #567

Reimu online

>>49731613
Incoming DDoS attack soon!

>>49735112
Reimu's egg under attack from millions of sperm cells!!

>>49731613
Is she one of us?

>>49738205
You'll know when certain posts are made by Reimu.
They have a very... crass aura about them.

>>49477173 (OP)
>>49477182
She is the wife of kid Link though.

>>49738205
Are you a shota hunter?

>>49741092
Who the fuck thinks of this

>>49741249
It's not such a leap. Reimu in Smash -> Young Link in Smash -> Reimu is a shota toucher -> Reimu would touch Link.

>>49741249
Obviously the green miko. See >>49741263

Why are shotafags such pervasive cancer?

>>49741276
I don't know, but they are annoying.

>>49741269
nah that's aya tengu love that shit

>>49741282
It's most touhous.

>>49741276
Still better than futafags.

>>49741307
You're comparing diarrhea to shit
It's on the same level

>>49741269
Doesn't she have anything better to do than go online and slander Reimu?

>>49741343
What do you expect from a bully? Such harassment is like breathing to her. Even worse, those two goddeses encourage it.

Reimu, would you please stop posting in your own thread?

>>49741343
Well kanako did say to gather faith at all cost, but it's not like sanae would spread lies about her friend, would she?

>>49741455
I'm afraid you're being rused by Tengu agitators.
When Reimu, inevitably, seeks out Sanae and yells at her, curses at her and maybe even hits her for all of these things she's supposedly """said"", Aya will be right there to take a nice, scandalous picture.
It'll sell extremely well. Millions of copies, even.
Nothing more scandalous than making friends fight.

>>49741473
t. sex fox

>>49741565
t. mizuchini

>>49685701
Reimu in boots is top tier

>>49741675
Boots are just fashionable.

>>49741473
Anon do you seriously think that reimu has nothing better to do, or that she even cares about some yook slander.
If any thing she would probably check the tengu first.

>>49697595
*puha*

Reimu deserves a better thread than this.

>>49744904
Come up with a new one and improve your gatekeeping!

>>49744904
So do many 2hus, but alas!

I think I'm in love with Reimu's side boob...

>>49744904
It's the best Reimu thread in a while by virtue of not having died ~150 posts ago.

>>49745179
Nothing is stopping you from confessing, anon! I mean many /jp/sies do the same to Shanghai.

What did she see

>>49746854
Cute and canon lesbians.

>>49477173 (OP)
and she hates you!

You're not permitted to laze around on page 10, fatass.

>>49753565
She's trying her hardest.

>>49741276
Gee anon, I wonder why fetishists are so brain damaged?

I want reimu to come home after a long day of solving incidents and force me to lick her delicious sweaty armpits.

>>49757143
Bro she's melting