We need a new Nue thread

I told you all she is real.

>>49479673
then MAYBE she should start returning my calls so we can finally have our epic gaming night together
baka...

>>49479673
That's not Nue, that's a dude!

>>49479654 (OP)
lmao she even has stink lines. *INHALES*

>>49479731
What if it ended up completely destroying your olfactory senses for good though, would you still attempt to smell The Unknown?

Hey guys, any tips on how to properly take care of babies when you can't even comprehend their visual forms ? It's pretty difficult to even feed them with a baby bottle when you don't know where their mouth is, or even if they even have such a thing to eat. I can't count on my wife either, all she can do is make the kids cry and scared, can't even feed them breast milk.

>>49479798
Ask Chimi. She is Nue's grandma after all.

>>49479776
I'd take the risk

>>49479798
Have you tried letting them feast upon the flesh of the innocent yet? They might need a little more than just milk already, could calm them down to get the energy out and then you can try the bottle or with your wife again.
Works for me.

>>49479798
Ask Hatate for help, thoughtography reveals true form.

>Nue
SCHWING!!!!

>>49479937
She looks so happy.
Even though the blue one is worthless.

Speen

nuebros...

>>49480100
Teh Junkers is not the boss of me and she's not so big...

>>49480100
Silly Junko her name is spelled "Nue" not "No"

Teh nuenis

>>49481007
There's clearly no nis in thst image.

nurunurubouzu, there I said it all.

>>49479654 (OP)
Murasa’s personal slut

Nue-chan is so kind, feeding her Amanojaku friend!

>>49483899
Sleep with one eye open, Nue.

>>49483899
Both of them are stinky, smug gremlins, makes sense they would bond.

What does she smell like?

>>49484276
You can't quite place it.

>>49484276
Realistically speaking, dry saliva. Beast yokai are portrayed with animal-like behavior, it makes sense that she would lick herself to clean herself, like animals.

>>49479654 (OP)
Is there a more rapeable touhou?

>>49484797
Tsukasa.

>>49484797
All the fairies, the sex fox, male Aya, and Reisen.

>>49484797
She canonically likes to lose so I doubt.

Start doing this.

>>49484276
Room-temperature Limburger

>>49484797
She is femdomhu though

>>49487430
Wrong, she is the sumatahu.

>>49480980
Nue deserves pregnancy

>>49493381
Done.

>>49493520
Okay. Which one of you retards fucked the Lord of Madness Chutulhu and an umbrella ?

>>49493980
Me. I also fucked the entire Myoren crew. Yes, including Unzan.

>>49494140
>including Unzan
i kneel...

>>49487259
That does not deter me

>>49493520
Is Nue really mom material?

>>49497540
Yes, beast yokai change into mom mode permanently after getting pregnant the first time. There is a reason why most yokai x human stories in myths are beast yokai x human.

Told her stinky ass to take a bath and all she did was get naked and smirk at me. Get in the water!

>>49498871
Are you stupid, anon? You clean yourself before you get in the water. You need to scrub her yourself if you want her to smell better!

>>49498983
She's the stupid one, anon. She keeps telling me over and over "I'm so wet right now"
Bitch you didn't even get in the water yet how are you wet!?

>>49499056
Tell her to go to the water.

>>49499083
I did and she starts saying stupid shit like "how bout we go to your bedroom instead?"
Dumbass there's no bath in there!

>>49499142
Meet her in the middle and suggest something like a waterfall somewhere.

>>49505482
Happy Nues are best Nues
especially when looking at you is the highlight of her day

>>49506620
Why would this, sexy sinister youkai, be so happy to see me, lame but oddly well traveled schlub from yonder village?

Heya Sis!

Hope ya don't mind me moseying on through your thread here

Boo motherfucker

>>49507599
Aaaaaaahhhhh scaaarryyyy!!!

>>49507599
Finally some art using Nue's ability for some fun drawing.

>>49507599
I will die before I get a job, Nue.

>>49507599
AAAAAAAAAAH
OH MY GOD FUCK
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49506620
Same, they are my favourite. They make me happy.
>>49507117
I like to think it is because you managed to become her other true friend. In canon, only Mamizou is her actual true friend, the rest are merely acquaintances.

"Page 10, anon. What is wrong with you? Why are you letting my thread die?"

>>49514839
Sorry, I couldn't identify it among everything else on the catalog.

"Page 10 again, anon."

>>49507599
Not funny!

>>49507599
Hey
What's your deal, dude?

>>49518980
Maybe your thread would be more active if you showed everyone your futa cock?

"Page 10 again... That's it. I am leaving. Fuck you, anon."

Come on... I'm not about to let this thread die. That's the bad ending.

>>49532004
Try bumping then, maybe?

>>49532061
i tryede, man,, this website.., didn let me,, bweeeeh .｡･ﾟﾟ･(´Ｏ`)･ﾟﾟ･｡.

Nueueueueu

>>49533875
Nue and a rat.

The both of you have been set up on a blind date without having any sort of knowledge over the other's existence.
What do you say or do first to break the ice? First impressions are important.

>>49543899
H-hi, d-do you like Touhou?

>>49543899
>without having any sort of knowledge over the other's existence
But can I identify Nue at the very least, chimeric wings and all?
This is a hard question because with no knowledge about the girl in front of me whatsoever I would need to figure out whether to hide my powerlevel or not based on her looks alone. If I could discern that Nue is not exactly human, I think I would go straight up for some philosophical conundrum, if only to test waters on how this being reasons.

>>49543952
You can't identify her as *the* Nue, but at the very least it's pretty obvious to see she isn't human.
She would have no reason to hide much of anything at first considering she had no idea what to expect either but I at least hope your Japanese is good then.
>>49543948
"What's a Touhou?"

>>49543988
>You can't identify her as *the* Nue, but at the very least it's pretty obvious to see she isn't human.
"There is being A and being B. A becomes informed about B enough to fall in love with B. A can deliver messages to B. B knows nothing about A, even about A's existence, except whatever A will disclose with messages to B. B can never respond to A due to technical limitations. A won't receive any updates on B from different sources either. A know this all.
Assuming that A, driven by love, is wanting the best for B, yet is unable to predict reaction of B to its own messages (it can range from B falling in love with A, finding the attention pleasant, staying ambivalent, finding it discomforting, etc.), should A send message to B? Does the answer change, if there is a possibility of A and B meeting in distant future?
What is your answer, strange girl?"

>>49543899
"Did I smoke ten tons of crack ? Cuz I can see the stars in your wings-tentacles... things. " you know, because of Nue' ability to alter what you see of her.

>>49519514
Silly goose, girls do not have a cock!

~eun

>>49543988
>"What's a Touhou?"
In that case, I say that I'm sorry for wasting her time but this is not going to work. I cannot date a girl unless she is into Touhou.

I've had enough of you

>>49557954
>Nue must die.png
evil picture

>>49480084
This gif is like something you'd have on an old Geocities site.

>>49479937
She looks so proud of that UFO

>>49557954
ACTIVATE THE NUE DICK GRIPPER

I want to approach Nue while she is sleeping and sniff her tentacles.

>>49568289
What...do you even think they'd smell like..?
Raspberry and Blueberry?

>>49569000
Ozone and rubber.

>>49573654
Those things look like they could go up my ass

>>49573664
stay in your cock loving thread please >>49549508

nuen

>>49573654
Goddamn, that was the exact picture I was thinking of at the time
Quality taste. Always loved how viscous they looked there

>>49579462
Nue haets melon

>>49579865
No nue is safe for work

No work is safe for Nue

>>49580006
>>49580552
Then how will she eat? The food doesn't buy itself.

>>49567016
I have been activated.

>>49584739
There are other ways of getting food than working. Hunting, seducing, mooching off... Also, if anything goes awry, what about leaving leafs as a payment?

>>49479654 (OP)
(You) need Jesus

>>49594448
Yes, but we also need more Nues; every good man in this world deserves a Nue wife.

>>49594448
>Jesus
Maybe he would also like a Nue wife of his own

>>49594448
As my pet.

up!

Happy Nue day!

I love this creature more than you can imagine.

>>49618876
Can you describe why do you love her?

>>49618876
Your explanation will be submitted to the Council of Nue Elders for ultimate consideration and approval, choose your words wisely.

what would Nue cunnilingus be like?

>>49622416
Trying to lick a gock.

>>49622416
No sex before marriage

>>49622455

nuenis

>>49629512
>>49624389

>>49622305
>>49622319
A decade ago, little anon discovered Touhou thanks to a random youtube video he saw, it was UFO, he attempted to play it but then he realized he really sucked ass at the game, he still sucks ass at the game to this day, he played and played until he beat it. He unlocked the extra stage, he attempted to beat it but he realized he sucked even more ass than before, he keep playing and losing but somewhere along those lines, the theme of the boss, her design, the stage, something began to click on his head. Losing too many times to her led him to think a little too much about her, and so, she grew on him. How much did she grow on him, you might ask? Well, he has been collecting images of her since 2011, he currently has thousands of pics of her across many folders, and he learned to draw just for the sole purpose of drawing her.

>>49573664
I think either set would be extremely painful.

>>49622305
She makes mah peepee ultra hard, it ain't that complex.

>>49634815
Post your drawings of Nue!

nue

Need Nue.

>>49635954
Here, they are meh, but you asked for them.
I drew this one with crayons: https://files.catbox.moe/30pmmx.jpg
I drew this one 3 months ago: https://files.catbox.moe/40q6fs.jpg
As time has gone on, I have begun to draw more realistically, or at least as I imagine she would look IRL. Also, before anyone asks, yes, I am the same guy from that old drawthread whose mother liked his Biten drawing so much she wanted it hung on the wall. My mother still likes her, so she is still there: https://files.catbox.moe/2nc42l.jpg

up

Is the thread autosaged or what? Why is it not getting bumped?

>>49651216
Very cool Nues, I recognized your early 1900s like style.

If this doesn't work then its over, the thread is autosaged >:c

>>49666333
Double trips bump.
Good job Anon

>>49666171
Six Nues and none of them smiles while all of them blush. Makes me wonder how straightforward Nue would be if she liked someone.

>>49646264
Damn look how fucking flat she is

sumata

i love nue!

guys I think there's something wrong with my Nue

>>49651216
Nice Nues!

Not on my watch

Nue smells.

Good. The stinkier the better.

>>49696290
>>49688785
God she's so fucking erotic, even in cutesy non lewd art...

>>49708175
The dichotomy between this artist's safe and lewd works is astounding. Anyway, clothed titsex with OL Nue.

>>49479654 (OP)
Image the smell of her unwashed nuenis mixing with the smell of her sweaty nue feet!

>>49710472
I don't know what 'image' means but I'm not doing it with the leg and whatever a nuenis is of my wife

>>49710472
>>49710520
Imagine*
damn it

The dumb faggot made a mistake in his shitty post, now point and laught at him.

I know karate
I nue houjuutsu

>>49710634
I like to imagine that's the face she would put on when you tell her you like her while saying, "Do you still like me looking like this?" only for anon to double down and say yes again, making her go from monstrous to pic related. She is left completely speechless as it is the first time someone has said that to her.

>>49716151
Nue trying to be scary is pretty cute.

>>49716151
i would have to kiss her on the freakin' head if she did that

nah

>almost bottom of page 10 eight times in a row

>>49721152
that's the nue hustle c: we love her anyways, even if nobody else does

>>49721338
>we love her anyways, even if nobody else does
Sad but true. We Nue anons might be a small group, but we are a dedicated group. Total Nue love.
>that pic
I wish I could kiss her beautiful butt.

>>49721152
She is unknown, after all...

Build your own Nue!

>>49730126
where is the nis

>>49731142
Hidden!

>>49721338
>>49725661
Hgh... I FUCKING LOVE NUEBUTT!!!!!11!

>>49731142
Teh nis comes separately along with the Kogasa kit.

>>49735752
TOTAL NUEBUTT LOVE!

Not on my watch

>>49622416
Like trying to eat a fish. I think she is prefers blowjobs instead.

>>49622416
Sour plumps

does nue smell good?

>>49479673
Thousand ps2 games stare... hands built for dualshock...