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Anonymous No.49493753 >>49493783 >>49493785 >>49493797 >>49493820 >>49493856 >>49522555 >>49557331 >>49618675 >>49623493 >>49664565
drink
Anonymous No.49493783
>>49493753 (OP)
Make me.
Anonymous No.49493785
>>49493753 (OP)
This Renko thread looks suspicious...
Anonymous No.49493797 >>49493812
>>49493753 (OP)
Sorry, I am a non-drinker.
Anonymous No.49493799
i am drinking because of onis
Anonymous No.49493812 >>49493976
>>49493797
It's never too late to start!
Anonymous No.49493820 >>49493857
>>49493753 (OP)
Can you shoot make a binn eating the pin in a drinking contest? :--DDD
Anonymous No.49493856 >>49493956
>>49493753 (OP)
Take off your hat when you go out drinking, Renko. You don't want it to smell like dried beer now, do you?
Anonymous No.49493857 >>49494322
So who win? Renko's science autism or >>49493820 wrestling autism?
Anonymous No.49493956 >>49493973 >>49614114
>>49493856
Anonymous No.49493973 >>49493994
>>49493956
Don't go in public with your head bare, you skank! Go put on your ribbon, right now!
Anonymous No.49493976 >>49493986
>>49493812
But I don't want to start...
Anonymous No.49493986 >>49493989
>>49493976
It's never too late to start wanting to start either.
Anonymous No.49493989 >>49494078
>>49493986
But I don't want to either. Isn't there some water or fruit Juice instead ?
Anonymous No.49493994 >>49614114
>>49493973
Anonymous No.49494078
>>49493989
Look, drinking isn't any vice, it has been with us for so long, we can hardly imagine a time before it, it has been drunk by all, the men and women, the rich and the poor, the young and the old. Entire religions have been built around the ritual of drinking alcohol. Lives start and end because of it. Empires rise and fall because of it. You can deny your nature all you want, but you will never fully escape it!
Maybe try some cider, it's not too far off from fruit juice!
Anonymous No.49494115 >>49494120
This is another thread with teetotalers in a recent while. What are the chances, really?
Anonymous No.49494120 >>49494132
>>49494115
I'd like to get drunk on Merry's chest.
Anonymous No.49494132
>>49494120
It might still be too early for her to manipulate the border between milk and alcohol, I'm afraid.
Anonymous No.49494165
It's Friday, so I am hitting the bottle as usual
Kanpai
Anonymous No.49494169
Salud
Anonymous No.49494188 >>49494228
I prefer European women.
Anonymous No.49494228
>>49494188
So does teh Renko.
Anonymous No.49494308
YOU ALL READY TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT?!
Anonymous No.49494314 >>49494320 >>49507623
Before posting in the Renko thread, please read the rules:
-No Europeans
-No boob mass comparisons
-No feds
-Nothing below 12% alcohol content
-No mentions of what happened on October fifth, 2X78
-Provide sources for all your essays
-And have fun!!!
Anonymous No.49494320 >>49494328
>>49494314
>-No boob mass comparisons
Why?
Anonymous No.49494322 >>49495636
>>49493857
renko probably likes japanese wrestling
where do you think she learned her moves?
Anonymous No.49494328 >>49494337
>>49494320
They're unscientific discussion.
Anonymous No.49494337 >>49494353
>>49494328
Au contraire, boob measurement is an exacting science!
Anonymous No.49494353 >>49494488
>>49494337
Have you got a single fact to back up that claim?!
Anonymous No.49494488 >>49494958 >>49497971 >>49647970
>>49494353
This!
Anonymous No.49494958
>>49494488
It's doctored!
Anonymous No.49495636
>>49494322
There is many styles of Japanese wrestling, the strong style (or shoot style) which can be really stiff! It's kind between professional wrestling and MMA. The odo which is more into storytelling but use more dangerous moves like the piledriver, many died because of shitters that can't execute a move properly. Joshi puroresu, women's wrestling, kind between Idol and american pro-wrestling. And Sumo wrestling, and it's my favorite Japanese wrestling style. Judging by her personality; Renko would adopt the strong style wrestling and trade scientific blows to weak points.
Anonymous No.49495687 >>49497426
Drunk Renko is scarier than a youkai, watch out
Anonymous No.49497426 >>49498438 >>49498497 >>49505477 >>49566638
>>49495687
What can she do? Some liquid courage may help her a bit, but she's still just a scrawny nerd.
Anonymous No.49497971 >>49498387
>>49494488
shawl of concealment
Anonymous No.49498387
>>49497971
Renko had to give up her slightly-above-average chest for the sake of fashion...
Anonymous No.49498405 >>49498413
More hoes and wine
Anonymous No.49498413 >>49498443
>>49498405
How about more nice, respectable, modest young ladies and totally not spiced beer?
Anonymous No.49498438 >>49499591
>>49497426
Renko is not a threat but her gf is a monster that can send you to the blender dimension.
Anonymous No.49498443
>>49498413
More elegant young ladies and Four Lokos.
Anonymous No.49498475
Anonymous No.49498497
>>49497426
Be wary of the fear a drunk dork can inspire
Anonymous No.49498648
Cheers mate
Anonymous No.49499562
Sexy drummer wants to have a beer with you.
Anonymous No.49499591
>>49498438
that's how you call "it"? the "blender dimension"?
maybe you should refer to your friend with more respect, renko.
nevertheless, I would go to merry's "blender dimension", if you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.49500875
Renko drinks way too much.
Anonymous No.49503715
Anonymous No.49503900 >>49519878
Unrelated to Renko, but I find it interesting how much drinking goes on on this board.
Anonymous No.49505477
>>49497426
Anon, autistics are much stronger than they look

Renko's grip is terrifying
Anonymous No.49507623 >>49508673
>>49494314
>-Nothing below 12% alcohol content
A little hypocritical of Renko to make up a rule like that considering the one drink she drinks in canon is cider.
Anonymous No.49508673 >>49508700
>>49507623
pro-tip: spend less time watching renko's glass, and more watching your
Anonymous No.49508700 >>49509494
>>49508673
Renko is a real, genuine drunk, not a poser that does it to talk to boys.
Anonymous No.49509494 >>49510808
>>49508700
the boys just conveniently show up, right?
maybe we should make an awareness group for college boys
Anonymous No.49510507 >>49510659 >>49523670 >>49529988
In addition to its addictive properties alcohol can also cause or increase the risk of:
-Cancer
-Liver damage
-Brain damage
-Pancreatitis
-Diabetes
-Malnutrition
-Traumatic injury
-Erectile dysfunction
-Holiday heart syndrome
...and more!
In addition to this, there are several immediately life-threatening complications related to alcohol abuse, examples of these include:
-Bleeding varices (This is how most alcoholics die)
-Wernicke Korsakoff syndrome
-Delerium tremens
-Klebsiella pneumonia (multi-drug resistant bacterial infection that affects alcoholics more than the general population, very fatal even with antibiotics)

And remember no tissue is exempt from the effects of alcohol and no amount of alcohol is safe.
Anonymous No.49510659 >>49513281
>>49510507
If I'm not supposed to drink alcohol, why does it taste so good?
Anonymous No.49510808 >>49510821 >>49513549
>>49509494
It's just that Renko is so interesting that, whether she likes it or not, everyone wants to drink with her. It's not her fault she's so awesome.
Anonymous No.49510821
>>49510808
Stop posting any time, Merry.
Anonymous No.49511412 >>49513375 >>49515685
Renko has the Faustian Spirit.
Anonymous No.49513146 >>49513524
I love this autist.
Anonymous No.49513281
>>49510659
If something makes you feel good then it was the work of Satan.
Anonymous No.49513327
I miss being young. There was a time when I could stay up all night with a bottle of vodka and have a good time listening to music, playing video games, or watching a movie and still be up long enough to get sober but all it has done for me in recent years is make me want to go to bed after an hour or two.
Anonymous No.49513375 >>49514551
>>49511412
No she doesn't, but Maribel does because she is a E V R O P E A N woman.
Anonymous No.49513524
>>49513146
CUTE!!!!!
Anonymous No.49513549
>>49510808
have you thought that maybe all those boys are there for you, Merry?
Anonymous No.49514551
>>49513375
Renko likes exploring, innovating, doing the impossible. She definitely has the Faustian Spirit.
Anonymous No.49515685 >>49515810
>>49511412
When Renko said all that's left of physics is philosophy I don't think she was talking about Spengler
Anonymous No.49515810 >>49516351
>>49515685
Probably not, but I think Spengler fit her. What other philosopher would she read?
Anonymous No.49516351
>>49515810
>What other philosopher would she read?
maybe Heidegger
Anonymous No.49516863 >>49519606
Anonymous No.49516887 >>49519606
Anonymous No.49519594
Anonymous No.49519606 >>49519616
>>49516863
>>49516887
Wow, she's huge...
Anonymous No.49519616 >>49520034
>>49519606
Renko before the shawl
Anonymous No.49519878
>>49503900
It makes sense when you consider ZUN's habits
Anonymous No.49520034 >>49522566
>>49519616
Not her, I meant Merry!
Anonymous No.49522333 >>49523613
Cute
Anonymous No.49522555 >>49523613 >>49524180
>>49493753 (OP)
I'm new here but I'm drinking beer at 3:00pm on a Thursday!
Anonymous No.49522566
>>49520034
You're right, they're waaaaaay larger than those tiny Renko's...
Anonymous No.49523613
>>49522333
>>49522555
Two trips one after the other!
Anonymous No.49523670 >>49523719
>>49510507
...I think I won't drink that cider then.
Anonymous No.49523719 >>49523829 >>49523842
>>49523670
All the studies saying that are paid for by the government to promote their "new-style liquor". Do you really trust them?
Anonymous No.49523829 >>49523844
>>49523719
But I'm not drinking any liquor, their propaganda is useless.
Anonymous No.49523842
>>49523719
great, now renko grew to dislike established brands and is making bootleg brews.
what's next, she starts calling you old sport?
you will never be caucasian, renko!
Anonymous No.49523844
>>49523829
It's still propaganda, so you still should drink.
Anonymous No.49524059 >>49524089 >>49524218
Renko raped me...
Anonymous No.49524089
>>49524059
You can't post such serious accusations without proof, anon.
Anonymous No.49524180
>>49522555
Renko is a pleasant girl and she will buy you a drink because she's nice!
Anonymous No.49524218
>>49524059
European man...
Anonymous No.49524968
Anonymous No.49528337 >>49532361 >>49545191
What's your favorite album?
Anonymous No.49529725 >>49529909 >>49529986
Renko did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.49529909
>>49529725
save existing.
Anonymous No.49529986
>>49529725
Wrong, she didn't go far enough
Anonymous No.49529988 >>49530045
>>49510507
I can't mix my meds with alcohol but I'd still drink with Renko, "worst" case scenario it would open me a portal to Gensokyo
Anonymous No.49530045 >>49531054 >>49541783
>>49529988
>it would open me a portal to Gensokyo
How would that happen? Does Renko have alcohol-powered gap manipulation abilities?
Anonymous No.49531054 >>49531151
>>49530045
I mean it would kill me, anon
Anonymous No.49531151 >>49531268
>>49531054
You have to be forgotten to get in there. If you die of alcohol poisoning while drinking with a time traveler, no one will forget it and, by extension, you.
Anonymous No.49531268 >>49531471
>>49531151
so I must kill my family first, or outlive them?
Anonymous No.49531471
>>49531268
You'd have to kill a lot more people, Renko always catches people's attention and that would certainly make you easy to remember too. Unless you want to drink alone with Renko, that is, which would probably make her suspicious.
Anonymous No.49531850 >>49532361 >>49533190
If Renko went to Gensokyo in the next album to talk to the people there, who would you want to see her meet?
Anonymous No.49532361
>>49528337
R35M
>>49531850
Sanae would be fun. She has an idea of the outside world which will eventually become Renko's, she has some similar interests and has already gone thru the shock of getting used to Gensokyo. Their personalities would also contrast nicely in my opinion.
Kaguya would also be cool to see. Maribel and Renko already know about the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter. Kaguya, at least in my interpretation of her, seems like she would enjoy Renko's company if only for how exotic she is. Having Renko talk to an important lunarian would work well since a lot of the early album stories were in some way related to the moonies.
But, as we all know, the one 2hu Renko HAS to meet is Narumi.
Anonymous No.49533190
>>49531850
I love Renko's association with rabbits, it's so funny
Anonymous No.49533475 >>49648031
Renko's hat is so iconic, you can put in on absolutely anything and still recognize that thing as representing Renko.
Anonymous No.49537888 >>49539767
Someone almost flew away with Renko from the board!
Anonymous No.49539767 >>49540553
>>49537888
I think Renko knows better than to be captured by some avian like that.
Anonymous No.49540553 >>49540772
>>49539767
Don't you know? Avians are crafty and can fool allegedly smarter opponents...
Anonymous No.49540772
>>49540553
Well, birdbrains ARE notoriously intelligent, right?
Anonymous No.49541783
>>49530045
Maribel usually uses her abilities at Renko's behest, so if Maribel is coming too, it's easy to imagine a scenario where drunk anon and Renko pressure Merry to open a gap.
Anonymous No.49542191 >>49542238 >>49542631 >>49543436 >>49558554 >>49596628 >>49601837
Anonymous No.49542238
>>49542191
Whoa! A European woman has appeared!
Anonymous No.49542631 >>49543558
>>49542191
I want to touch this woman's thighs!
what's the worse that could happen?
Anonymous No.49543436 >>49545192
>>49542191
Is there a leaf under that hat by any chance?
Anonymous No.49543558
>>49542631
you will get raped
Anonymous No.49545191
>>49528337
TGA
Anonymous No.49545192 >>49547635 >>49551224
>>49543436
No, but there is a tiny red hat.
Anonymous No.49547635 >>49550231
>>49545192
Did Renko join some cult?
Anonymous No.49550231
>>49547635
There are many reasons you might want a small red hat. They are stylish, minimalist, and you can hide them under your big hat. Who wouldn't want them?
Anonymous No.49551224
>>49545192
What happens if I take that hat off?
Anonymous No.49551319 >>49551344 >>49684718
Someone hacked my gmail account, he factory reset my phone that has photos from 2000's, he got full access to the account but i somehow got it back, and his retarded ass connected a phone number
061 1643118 Lets pay it back 9 he is serbian
Anonymous No.49551344 >>49551412 >>49551420 >>49684718
>>49551319
Fine and all, but what does this have to do with Renko?
Anonymous No.49551412 >>49551420 >>49684718
>>49551344
That anon is very very drunk, otherwise he wouldn't have made a post that stupid
Anonymous No.49551420 >>49552032
>>49551344
>>49551412
Renko hacked him
Anonymous No.49552032
>>49551420
Getting hacked by some dork must suck
Anonymous No.49552731
Anonymous No.49553658
What are you drinking?
Anonymous No.49557157 >>49563901
Me No.49557331 >>49557574
>>49493753 (OP)
I'm not much for drinking but peer pressure would make me share a pint or two with Renkita even in the early morn. I'd also ask her what are the chems released when I
Anonymous No.49557574
>>49557331
When you what?
Anonymous No.49558554 >>49558655 >>49558683 >>49588358
>>49542191
What is it about an artstyle that instantly looks pornographic? Like, I could walk up to this Renko and ask her for a handy and she'll agree, know what I'm sayin'? What causes this?
Anonymous No.49558655
>>49558554
Maybe the shading makes her clothes look a bit dirty and that makes you look at her like that. Otherwise, I wouldn't blame it on the artstyle, but on the look on her face.
Anonymous No.49558683
>>49558554
The way they use lighting on the skin, I suppose. And the shading and wrinkles of the clothes have a distinct hentai feel
Anonymous No.49561573 >>49564282
Renko's making friends.
Anonymous No.49563082 >>49563507
what's the hifuu deep lore?
Anonymous No.49563507
>>49563082
Renko owns multiple hats
Anonymous No.49563901
>>49557157
There's something wrong about these two, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Anonymous No.49564282 >>49564385
>>49561573
long, successful career
stylish hat
short hair
eternal bachelorette
okay, which one did I just describe?
Anonymous No.49564385 >>49566612 >>49584021
>>49564282
Ikuu, because Renko is jobless and WILL FIND HER BOYFRIEND EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING SHE DOES
Anonymous No.49565064
It's my favorite time of the week
Anonymous No.49566612 >>49571788
>>49564385
oh yeah? if renko will find a boyfriend, how come she is still looking?
checkmate, physicists!
Anonymous No.49566638
>>49497426
Imagine, drinking Renko being an easy target that you take on spur of the moment whimsy. Now you're in her and her legs, as strong as your arms, are wrapped around you in a vice grip! Her love tunnel is wet but very, very, tight and gripping you without letting go. You cannot escape the mandatory rape cutscene and there is nothing you can do to truly avoid the child support... unless you choose to accept your fate...
Anonymous No.49568488 >>49573832 >>49575631
How do you think Renko got that photo from the Netherworld in GFC?
All she says is that she has a "back and forth route" and then it's never even brought up again. Do you have any theories?
Anonymous No.49571788
>>49566612
This doesn't account for time travel.
Anonymous No.49573806 >>49597107
Anonymous No.49573832
>>49568488
She could have some secret, more powerful ability. Maybe Sumi gave her more than just the hat
Anonymous No.49575216 >>49575397 >>49584642
Some anon in a previous thread was wondering why Merry and Renko don't use phones. Well, the first part of MA makes newspapers out to be very important. You would expect newspapers to be almost extinct by that point, so maybe the Internet is gone by their time.
Anonymous No.49575397 >>49584642
>>49575216
There is a reference to phones using the Internet in MA. It is in the narration, and Hifuu narrations are a bit schizophrenic, but they usually are homodiegetic, at least to some degree. Still, maybe the Internet is less common in the future, but it could also be the case that ZUN wanted to create a certain atmosphere.
Anonymous No.49575631
>>49568488
Maribel says it could be spirit photography. The obvious answer is that Renko has tengu powers
Anonymous No.49580070
Anonymous No.49584021
>>49564385
Renko isn't jobless, fooling around with your best friend is a real and respectable job and you can't convince me otherwise.
Anonymous No.49584642 >>49584966 >>49587722
>>49575216
>>49575397
These two weirdos probably just don't use phones for some reason.
"They KILL the mind! They destroy wonder! They make me sleep worse!"
"Didn't you know the feds spy on you with those blasted things?!"
Something like that.
Anonymous No.49584966 >>49586043
>>49584642
It's funny how this has a good chance of being the actual reason.
Anonymous No.49585157
Anonymous No.49586043
>>49584966
Say what you want about ZUN, but "luddite college girls from the future" was an amazing idea.
Anonymous No.49587722 >>49591578
>>49584642
Not even the weirdest folk I've met in college. It's awesome, you meet all types in campus and I make it a point to hang out with them.
Anonymous No.49588358 >>49588664 >>49589775
>>49558554
Oversized tits
Oversized hips
Oversized thighs
Undersized head
Badly proportioned
Generally looks like 3DPD
Overall, a work of a wantonly sexual nature is characterized by extremism in all sexual attributes - at the expense of all non-sexual attributes including cuteness, tastefulness and aesthetic appeal - overlying a general lack of skill. It is hot (to some) but decidedly and deliberately not pretty or cute.
It stimulates the same virtual "taste" receptors as 3DPD, notably the disgust reflex, which is in turn suppressed by sexual stimulation.
Anonymous No.49588664 >>49588915
>>49588358
>It stimulates the same virtual "taste" receptors as 3DPD, notably the disgust reflex
Kek anon, but sadly true. What is it about 3DPD that causes such disgust in us? After all, aren’t bishoujo modeled on real women? Please excuse this newfriend’s ignorance
Anonymous No.49588915
>>49588664
3D is limited by the constraints of biology, geometry, and the physical environment. The unavoidable negative aspects - skin defects, unmanaged hair, unfavorable lighting, the slighest deviation in body proportions - must be managed in some way, always with compromise.
2D, on the other hand, can be absolutely anything. It is exactly the way the eyes see - a matrix of red, green, and blue light in varying quantities - and is as close as we can get to a direct transfer of visual information into the brain.
Limited only by the skillful and cultural means by which arbitrary arrays of pixels can be constructed, generations of otaku have cultivated highly refined ways to communicate the ideals of cuteness, purity, femininity, and affection, plus whatever auxiliary traits one might desire. And as it turns out, we respond more readily to certain body proportions, head shapes, and other visual cues, than are possible within the confines of 3D. This is to say nothing of personality, on which the freedom of writing acts similarly to transcend the biological and social limitations of the real thing.
Being constantly delighted by this ultra-fine, ultra-perfect representation, we become acclimated to it, and thereby shed the burden of unconscious compromise which inevitably accompanies the real-and-therefore-flawed. When you've slept your whole life in a cushioned bed under fine covers, you become repulsed at sleeping on the dirt as our ancestors did.
Anonymous No.49589775 >>49589799 >>49596966
>>49588358
O-Oversized tits?! nonsense! renko's renkos are natural! I swear! she's just not wearing her shawl!
Anonymous No.49589799
>>49589775
If that's the case, she's in urgent need of breast reduction.
Anonymous No.49591578
>>49587722
Merry and Renko aren't excessively weird. They are just placed in weird situations and have some well-placed quirks that make them look crazy.
Anonymous No.49594428
I've listened to R53M so much, Hiroshige No.36 ~ Neo Super-Express starts playing in my head whenever I see a train.
Anonymous No.49596628
>>49542191
Too much drinks
Anonymous No.49596696 >>49596753 >>49597234
is jaypee the most alcoholic board
Anonymous No.49596753
>>49596696
That seems to be the case. It sort of fits if you think about it.
/jp/ sober is /jp/ stiff.
Anonymous No.49596895 >>49597108
No good sake around here so I'm sipping a daiquiri and watching the clouds... a cigar would slap right about now
Anonymous No.49596966
>>49589775
Tell that to the womanly european judge
Anonymous No.49597107 >>49597149
>>49573806
There is something about the idea of Renko looking wide-eyed at the night sky that is almost too adorable to bare.
Anonymous No.49597108 >>49597149
>>49596895
Cheap ass rum to the rescue, Suika would be proud
Anonymous No.49597149 >>49597175
>>49597107
What can I say? She's a very precious girl!
>>49597108
Do you think Renko would like it? Or what other drink would she like?
She only drinks sake and cider in the albums.
Anonymous No.49597175 >>49597202
>>49597149
I think Renko would be more of a white wine/mead drinker. I don't like this rum, i don't think Renko would either. Shit's nasty but gotta drink it
Anonymous No.49597202 >>49597215
>>49597175
that's how i feel about vodka
Anonymous No.49597215 >>49597460
>>49597202
This shit was 14 dollars for 1.5 liters at touhoufest... Its actually just jetfuel. picrel
Anonymous No.49597234
>>49596696
/jp/, at its best, is a Touhou-themed online pub.
Anonymous No.49597422 >>49597451 >>49597453 >>49597468 >>49598101 >>49603074
what is jaypees favorite drink
Anonymous No.49597451
>>49597422
Sake or soju most likely. Not enough drtunk threads recently, quite a bore.
Anonymous No.49597453
>>49597422
I like atsuzake. Next time I visit Japan I want to try more sake.
Anonymous No.49597460 >>49597474
>>49597215
They were selling rum at touhoufest? Dang I should’ve gone
Anonymous No.49597468
>>49597422
Beer makes you fat, so sake I guess
Anonymous No.49597474 >>49597531
>>49597460
No it was the liquor store across the street lol. shoutout to mr K's liquor
Anonymous No.49597531
>>49597474
Polished off that shitty bottle, now I can move on to bourbon.
Anonymous No.49598101
>>49597422
Anonymous No.49598114 >>49598151 >>49598575 >>49601366
I drank today for my birthday, it was nice but I still vomited after a while.
Anonymous No.49598151
>>49598114
Happy birthday, anon!
If you think about it, you vomiting is just your liver deathbombing.
Anonymous No.49598575
>>49598114
Happy birthday anon. Looks like you had much fun!
Anonymous No.49601336 >>49601675
Any drinking today?
Anonymous No.49601366
>>49598114
Happy birthday! Have fun, but try not to go too overboard lol
Anonymous No.49601675 >>49601686
>>49601336
Yes
Anonymous No.49601686 >>49601698
>>49601675
What?
Anonymous No.49601698 >>49601706
>>49601686
Cheapest lager i could find. you?
Anonymous No.49601706 >>49602294
>>49601698
Beer and whiskey, the usual. Thanks for asking.
Anonymous No.49601837
>>49542191
Why is she even wearing sleeve garters here
Anonymous No.49602294 >>49633388
>>49601706
I just remembered now that Renko's family owns a beer brand
Anonymous No.49603017 >>49615586
I won't drink. I'll just hang around this intoxicated dork until she's too drunk to say no to my sexual advances.
Anonymous No.49603074
>>49597422
Amaretto all the way
Anonymous No.49605069 >>49606762
Why is her face like this?
Anonymous No.49606599 >>49606672 >>49608039
Can Renko cook?
Anonymous No.49606672
>>49606599
She's a college student who seems to not go back home very often. Unless she's rich, I don't see how else she could survive.
Anonymous No.49606762
>>49605069
Don't be mean to her! She just has a hard time expressing her emotions, she was born this way!
Anonymous No.49608039
>>49606599
I'm sure she can, but can she cook well?
Anonymous No.49608131 >>49609825
The albums are the only part of Touhou that have retained their quality. Why do you think that is?
Anonymous No.49609825
>>49608131
ZUN is good at writing stories, but he doesn't seem to realize he already has all the characters he needs. The Hifuu albums don't suffer from that.
Anonymous No.49612240 >>49612348
Take a drink!
Anonymous No.49612348 >>49612373
>>49612240
But Renko i have work tomorrow...
Anonymous No.49612373
>>49612348
You have to be always drunk. That’s all there is to it—it’s the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again, drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave, the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is singing, everything that is speaking . . . ask what time it is and wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you: “It is time to be drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish.”
Anonymous No.49613394 >>49613415
What's Renko doing right now?
Anonymous No.49613415
>>49613394
It depends on the Renko continuity('kontinuity, for short) you're going with. She either busy not being born, or she's stalking someone here because she thinks it's cute(she's right).
Anonymous No.49614114 >>49614118
>>49493956
>>49493994
Why is Renko such an obedient whore?
Anonymous No.49614118 >>49615974
>>49614114
How is it whorish to take other people's advice?
Anonymous No.49614890
Would you watch the stars with Renko?
Anonymous No.49615586
>>49603017
It might be easier to do that when she's sober. When Renko is drunk, she gets bored and starts planning adventures.
Anonymous No.49615974 >>49616006
>>49614118
It is when it's about taking off your clothing garments and putting on an erotic ribbon.
Anonymous No.49616006 >>49616663
>>49615974
The hat is erotic. The ribbon is a pure, white article, perfect for innocent fun time.
Anonymous No.49616183
Renko canonically looks like Reisen.
Anonymous No.49616663 >>49616946
>>49616006
The hat is merely alluring. The bare head is truly erotic.
Anonymous No.49616946 >>49617575 >>49618598
>>49616663
The bare head is like Renko's naked body. The most overt, vulgar form of lewdness she can have. That is to say that her hat are normal clothes, meaning they are there to give a more chaste version of her beauty; whilst the ribbon is a small ghost of decency, there to entice men into wondering what it is trying to hide, much like lingerie.
In conclusion, the bare head is a vulgar display, whilst the ribbon is an act of pure, teasing eroticism.
Anonymous No.49617575 >>49617881
>>49616946
But the hat is her purest expression of her true self. It is an intimate item. The ribbon is almost a disguise.
Anonymous No.49617881 >>49618668
>>49617575
So is the red and white dress of Reimu, but is it sexual?
Anonymous No.49618598 >>49620048
>>49616946
European women fans wish that they had this level of intellect.
Anonymous No.49618668
>>49617881
That's not true, it's literally a uniform.
Anonymous No.49618675
>>49493753 (OP)
DRINK DRINK DRAIN YOUR GLASS RAISE YOUR GLASS HIGH
IT'S NOT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE COCAINE
I'M THINKING THAT IT MUST BE LOVE
IT'S TOO LATE TO BE GRATEFUL
IT'S TOO LATE TO BE LATE AGAIN
IT'S TOO LATE TO BE HATEFUL
THE EUROPEAN CANON IS HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIhsGg2SJ0
Anonymous No.49620048
>>49618598
Renko blesses all her admirers with severe autism.
Anonymous No.49621423 >>49624307 >>49624569 >>49627549 >>49629411
What 4chan board would Renko browse?
Anonymous No.49623493 >>49626993
>>49493753 (OP)
Anonymous No.49624307 >>49624569
>>49621423
/x/
Anonymous No.49624569 >>49626418
>>49621423
probably /sic/
>>49624307
isn't she more skeptical of the shizo shit?
Anonymous No.49626418
>>49624569
>isn't she more skeptical of the shizo shit?
Kind of and depending on the situation.
Anonymous No.49626993
>>49623493
Don't drunk the fishe! She'll drown!!!!
Anonymous No.49627549 >>49629411
>>49621423
Not any 4chan ones. She shittalks Koreans in the Japanese imageboards of the future.
Anonymous No.49629411 >>49633061
>>49621423
/jp/, unironically
>>49627549
Bold of you to assume imageboards still exist in the future. Renko asks Maribel to open gaps thru space and time just so she can post on 2chan.
Anonymous No.49629541
I like Renko and Maribel because they make me think about what parts of our culture will survive or even be remembered.
Anonymous No.49632711
It's that time of the week again.
Anonymous No.49633061 >>49633122
>>49629411
What's Renko's favorite game?
Anonymous No.49633122
>>49633061
It might be a bit of a generic opinion, but 28. Although 33 had better music and 11 had a more consistent atmosphere.
Anonymous No.49633388 >>49639524
>>49602294
Is it new- or old-style?
Anonymous No.49633664 >>49633692
what drinks should i get for the 4th?
Anonymous No.49633692 >>49633919
>>49633664
I think Asahi is a very Renko-like drink. It's a japanese version of a western drink, has just enough alcohol to get you drunk, and it is pretty dry but that adds personality to it.
Anonymous No.49633919 >>49634026
>>49633692
asahi is very nice and was already planned, but how about something stronger for those of us who dont get drunk so easily?
Anonymous No.49634026
>>49633919
Sake! Whiskey! Gin! Bourbon!
Anonymous No.49634793 >>49637380
How dystopian is Renko's future?
Anonymous No.49636549
The Purest Sky and Sea has to be the best track ZUN has ever made.
Anonymous No.49637380
>>49634793
ZUN certainly isn't enthusiastic about the future, but it's largely left up to interpretation. Sure, a world with lifespan regulations doesn't sound good, unless you're Reimu, and there is an implication that infrastructure, social structures, the ecosystem and even their advanced technology are slowly falling apart, but Maribel and Renko still live happy, meaningful lives.
There is a subtle silver lining, a true dystopia can never come because the world always reenchants itself, at least that's how I read it.
Anonymous No.49639426 >>49639451
how do japs avoid fucking between coworkers if they get hammered so often? do offices double as orgies?
Anonymous No.49639451
>>49639426
Do they do that? The only ones I know that do that are ZUN and Renko, and I don't think ZUN would Renko, even if he could.
Anonymous No.49639524
>>49633388
New-style. Old-style is too heavily taxed.
But here's the thing, did you know you can turn new-style liquor into old-style? Just drop 0.6g of aspirin in it and wait for it to dissolve.
Anonymous No.49640284 >>49640571 >>49640930
What games does Renko like, other than FPSs?
Anonymous No.49640571
>>49640284
Factorio. She's autistic like that.
Anonymous No.49640930 >>49643462
>>49640284
Touhou was practically made for her
Anonymous No.49643462
>>49640930
It could be made to fit her better, but it is interesting how much the series fits Renko's tastes...
Anonymous No.49645391 >>49645426 >>49646523
Anonymous No.49645426 >>49645455
>>49645391
Post Renko 73.
Anonymous No.49645455 >>49645487
>>49645426
Anonymous No.49645487 >>49645493 >>49646411
>>49645455
Why Merry Berry so mad?
Anonymous No.49645493
>>49645487
It's an old map, so the text uses weird kanji she doesn't know.
Anonymous No.49646411
>>49645487
Because Renko is interrupting her again with one of her rants about physics
Having an autistic friend sounds fun at first but gets tiring after a while
Anonymous No.49646523 >>49646779
>>49645391
I think the Hifuus might have the best cool/atmospheric art, probably next to Aya.
Anonymous No.49646779
>>49646523
Yeah, they can make any landscape more soulful just with their presence.
Anonymous No.49647970
>>49494488
She's so cute, seeing her fills me with joy.
Anonymous No.49648031 >>49652723
>>49533475
Here's an extreme example. Is this Renko?
Anonymous No.49652723
>>49648031
That is more Renko than Renko herself.
Anonymous No.49652771
renko renko
I almost forgot!
Anonymous No.49653260 >>49654415 >>49658081
Why did the yandere Renko stuff become popular, what was so special about yandere Renko?
Anonymous No.49654415
>>49653260
I think it worked well with her relationship with Maribel. Rather than them competing for a guy, they help each other terrorize different guys. It just fits well.
Anonymous No.49656876
Anonymous No.49658081
>>49653260
Because of the idea of timetravel and them being from the future outside world, Maribel and Renko feel very close, despite being far away. It's almost like they could appear out of nowhere at any time.
Anonymous No.49659603
Imagine exploring Kyoto with Renko.
Anonymous No.49664413
Slow day huh?
Anonymous No.49664565 >>49665303 >>49665378
>>49493753 (OP)
I think Renko might have raped me.
Anonymous No.49664920
Anonymous No.49665228
Renko!
Anonymous No.49665260 >>49668792
Anonymous No.49665303 >>49665309
>>49664565
Are you an inanimate object? A table, a pillow, perhaps?
Anonymous No.49665309
>>49665303
No, I am a human man with a healthy relationship with alcohol.
Anonymous No.49665378
>>49664565
Are you sure you didn't consent and just don't remember it?
Anonymous No.49668792 >>49669430
>>49665260
I like the idea of Maribel and Renko turning up at random places, which is how they're often portrayed in fan works, but aren't they pretty stationary in the albums?
Anonymous No.49669430
>>49668792
They have a decent balance if you ask me. Most of their adventures are in Kyoto, but the also have the occasional field trip. And even some of the Kyoto albums have some implied site-seeing, like them going to the Hakurei Shrine at the end of GFC, or to Mount Miwa at the end of DBOA.
Anonymous No.49669874 >>49671294 >>49671518
How do you open?
Anonymous No.49671294 >>49671315
>>49669874
running away because I am scared of women
Anonymous No.49671315 >>49684604
>>49671294
I'd say, at least at first sight, that Renko is less threatening than the average woman, doesn't that help you even a little?
Anonymous No.49671518 >>49672218
>>49669874
I walk up to her. Looking down, I begin reciting the entire King James' Bible, never breaking eye contanct.
Anonymous No.49672218
>>49671518
After all of that, it's only fair that she buys you a drink.
Anonymous No.49674167 >>49676007 >>49677107
What happens if you take off Renko's hat?
Anonymous No.49676007
>>49674167
not today, agent O'Brian
Anonymous No.49677107
>>49674167
It's not recommended to do that
Anonymous No.49679727 >>49679830 >>49684108
What do you think Renko's parents are like?
Anonymous No.49679830
>>49679727
They must be pretty old-fashioned, considering what they named their daughter.
Anonymous No.49682100
Anonymous No.49684108
>>49679727
Cripplingly autistic
Anonymous No.49684604 >>49685689 >>49686463
>>49671315
No. The attainability makes it even more horrifying.
Anonymous No.49684718
>>49551319
>>49551344
>>49551412
I love drunkposting/highposting on the Jay so much boys, currently coming off the rye whiskey and tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gTKGiI8Alo
Anonymous No.49685689 >>49686004
>>49684604
Maybe try some liquid courage first
Anonymous No.49686004
>>49685689
Alcohol simply makes me act the fool. More of a fool than I already am.
Anonymous No.49686115 >>49686687
Renko made me like physics again.
Anonymous No.49686463 >>49686540
>>49684604
So, to you, Renko is the most threatening 2hu?
Anonymous No.49686540 >>49686579
>>49686463
By that metric, I suppose so.
Anonymous No.49686579 >>49688543
>>49686540
Interesting. She's like the second or third least dangerous 2hu.
Maybe your post will boost her confidence a little, 200 years from now, when she reads it.
Anonymous No.49686687 >>49686915
>>49686115
A few anons have said this.
I wish the Hifuu physics got expanded a bit more, personally. We don't even have hints as to what GUT is considered correct.
Anonymous No.49686774 >>49686915
I like Renko but Im 0 at physics
Back in high school I used to cheat at almost every test
Anonymous No.49686915
>>49686687
I think the level of physics right now is pretty good, it's referenced rarely enough for it to not be too jarring for people who aren't interested and to not distract from the story, but just enough to intrigue at least some people. It makes sense that ZUN wouldn't want to endorse a theory and then have it be disproven in the real world.
>>49686774
What are your favorite things about her?
I know there are a lot of cool things about Renko other than her physics knowledge, but most people in Renko threads are in STEM, so their perspective is a little skewed.
Anonymous No.49688543
>>49686579
>She's like the second or third least dangerous 2hu.
Unless you're a Jizo statue.
Anonymous No.49690419 >>49690480 >>49691978 >>49692248 >>49692486 >>49693068 >>49693638 >>49694368 >>49699481
Renko's thread will soon end again. Say something nice about her.
Anonymous No.49690459
Sleep well renko drink thread
Me No.49690480
>>49690419
Her ribbon, hair, and personality are pretty
Anonymous No.49691978
>>49690419
Her awkward, autistic smile warms my soul.
Anonymous No.49692248
>>49690419
her demure figure makes other females feel profound relief.
Anonymous No.49692486
>>49690419
Se has an amazing style and sense of fashion while not being too girly.
Anonymous No.49693043
I cannot wait for Touhou 20.55 - ‰ Zun and the seven ice cold beers.
Anonymous No.49693068
>>49690419
She cracked the code for popularity.
Boys love it when you kick statues.
Anonymous No.49693638 >>49694368
>>49690419
I love her clothes, hat, hair, body renko's renkos..., softness and her passionate autistic schizo rants
Anonymous No.49694368
>>49690419
She's kind of funny.
>>49693638
For a second, I thought the thing in the sky was Earth, and they were on the Moon.
Anonymous No.49695556
Goodbye again Renko!
Anonymous No.49695567
'ko a cute
Anonymous No.49696066
To much alcohol, it's time for some tea.
Anonymous No.49698673 >>49698995 >>49700845
>>49698654

/v/hu sends its regards
Anonymous No.49698995
>>49698673
It's alright, but it'd be better if she had a more sincere smile. Her face sort of looks like the GFC face, but in that context it is because she was feeling cool, in this context it adds more malice than I consider Renko capable of.
Anonymous No.49699481
>>49690419
Her girlfriend is cute!
Anonymous No.49700635
Anonymous No.49700845
>>49698673
guess this is how the drink thread ends
Anonymous No.49701288
See you around, Renko!
Anonymous No.49701299
100th image!
Anonymous No.49701340
Oh dear...the next part to Renkoquest may not be able to be posted here after all.
It was going to be ready today but where do you anons think I should start it if I can't at least get the first few posts here? Not sure about the OC thread outright, but making an immediate new Renko thread wouldn't be the best either...
At least this one was quite cozy.