drink

>>49493753 (OP)
Make me.

>>49493753 (OP)
This Renko thread looks suspicious...

>>49493753 (OP)
Sorry, I am a non-drinker.

i am drinking because of onis

>>49493797
It's never too late to start!

>>49493753 (OP)
Can you shoot make a binn eating the pin in a drinking contest? :--DDD

>>49493753 (OP)
Take off your hat when you go out drinking, Renko. You don't want it to smell like dried beer now, do you?

So who win? Renko's science autism or >>49493820 wrestling autism?

>>49493856

>>49493956
Don't go in public with your head bare, you skank! Go put on your ribbon, right now!

>>49493812
But I don't want to start...

>>49493976
It's never too late to start wanting to start either.

>>49493986
But I don't want to either. Isn't there some water or fruit Juice instead ?

>>49493973

>>49493989
Look, drinking isn't any vice, it has been with us for so long, we can hardly imagine a time before it, it has been drunk by all, the men and women, the rich and the poor, the young and the old. Entire religions have been built around the ritual of drinking alcohol. Lives start and end because of it. Empires rise and fall because of it. You can deny your nature all you want, but you will never fully escape it!
Maybe try some cider, it's not too far off from fruit juice!

This is another thread with teetotalers in a recent while. What are the chances, really?

>>49494115
I'd like to get drunk on Merry's chest.

>>49494120
It might still be too early for her to manipulate the border between milk and alcohol, I'm afraid.

It's Friday, so I am hitting the bottle as usual
Kanpai

Salud

I prefer European women.

>>49494188
So does teh Renko.

YOU ALL READY TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT?!

Before posting in the Renko thread, please read the rules:
-No Europeans
-No boob mass comparisons
-No feds
-Nothing below 12% alcohol content
-No mentions of what happened on October fifth, 2X78
-Provide sources for all your essays
-And have fun!!!

>>49494314
>-No boob mass comparisons
Why?

>>49493857
renko probably likes japanese wrestling
where do you think she learned her moves?

>>49494320
They're unscientific discussion.

>>49494328
Au contraire, boob measurement is an exacting science!

>>49494337
Have you got a single fact to back up that claim?!

>>49494353
This!

>>49494488
It's doctored!

>>49494322
There is many styles of Japanese wrestling, the strong style (or shoot style) which can be really stiff! It's kind between professional wrestling and MMA. The odo which is more into storytelling but use more dangerous moves like the piledriver, many died because of shitters that can't execute a move properly. Joshi puroresu, women's wrestling, kind between Idol and american pro-wrestling. And Sumo wrestling, and it's my favorite Japanese wrestling style. Judging by her personality; Renko would adopt the strong style wrestling and trade scientific blows to weak points.

Drunk Renko is scarier than a youkai, watch out

>>49495687
What can she do? Some liquid courage may help her a bit, but she's still just a scrawny nerd.

>>49494488
shawl of concealment

>>49497971
Renko had to give up her slightly-above-average chest for the sake of fashion...

More hoes and wine

>>49498405
How about more nice, respectable, modest young ladies and totally not spiced beer?

>>49497426
Renko is not a threat but her gf is a monster that can send you to the blender dimension.

>>49498413
More elegant young ladies and Four Lokos.

>>49497426
Be wary of the fear a drunk dork can inspire

Cheers mate

Sexy drummer wants to have a beer with you.

>>49498438
that's how you call "it"? the "blender dimension"?
maybe you should refer to your friend with more respect, renko.
nevertheless, I would go to merry's "blender dimension", if you know what I mean.

Renko drinks way too much.

Unrelated to Renko, but I find it interesting how much drinking goes on on this board.

>>49497426
Anon, autistics are much stronger than they look

Renko's grip is terrifying

>>49494314
>-Nothing below 12% alcohol content
A little hypocritical of Renko to make up a rule like that considering the one drink she drinks in canon is cider.

>>49507623
pro-tip: spend less time watching renko's glass, and more watching your

>>49508673
Renko is a real, genuine drunk, not a poser that does it to talk to boys.

>>49508700
the boys just conveniently show up, right?
maybe we should make an awareness group for college boys

In addition to its addictive properties alcohol can also cause or increase the risk of:
-Cancer
-Liver damage
-Brain damage
-Pancreatitis
-Diabetes
-Malnutrition
-Traumatic injury
-Erectile dysfunction
-Holiday heart syndrome
...and more!
In addition to this, there are several immediately life-threatening complications related to alcohol abuse, examples of these include:
-Bleeding varices (This is how most alcoholics die)
-Wernicke Korsakoff syndrome
-Delerium tremens
-Klebsiella pneumonia (multi-drug resistant bacterial infection that affects alcoholics more than the general population, very fatal even with antibiotics)

And remember no tissue is exempt from the effects of alcohol and no amount of alcohol is safe.

>>49510507
If I'm not supposed to drink alcohol, why does it taste so good?

>>49509494
It's just that Renko is so interesting that, whether she likes it or not, everyone wants to drink with her. It's not her fault she's so awesome.

>>49510808
Stop posting any time, Merry.

Renko has the Faustian Spirit.

I love this autist.

>>49510659
If something makes you feel good then it was the work of Satan.

I miss being young. There was a time when I could stay up all night with a bottle of vodka and have a good time listening to music, playing video games, or watching a movie and still be up long enough to get sober but all it has done for me in recent years is make me want to go to bed after an hour or two.

>>49511412
No she doesn't, but Maribel does because she is a E V R O P E A N woman.

>>49513146
CUTE!!!!!

>>49510808
have you thought that maybe all those boys are there for you, Merry?

>>49513375
Renko likes exploring, innovating, doing the impossible. She definitely has the Faustian Spirit.

>>49511412
When Renko said all that's left of physics is philosophy I don't think she was talking about Spengler

>>49515685
Probably not, but I think Spengler fit her. What other philosopher would she read?

>>49515810
>What other philosopher would she read?
maybe Heidegger

>>49516863
>>49516887
Wow, she's huge...

>>49519606
Renko before the shawl

>>49503900
It makes sense when you consider ZUN's habits

>>49519616
Not her, I meant Merry!

Cute

>>49493753 (OP)
I'm new here but I'm drinking beer at 3:00pm on a Thursday!

>>49520034
You're right, they're waaaaaay larger than those tiny Renko's...

>>49522333
>>49522555
Two trips one after the other!

>>49510507
...I think I won't drink that cider then.

>>49523670
All the studies saying that are paid for by the government to promote their "new-style liquor". Do you really trust them?

>>49523719
But I'm not drinking any liquor, their propaganda is useless.

>>49523719
great, now renko grew to dislike established brands and is making bootleg brews.
what's next, she starts calling you old sport?
you will never be caucasian, renko!

>>49523829
It's still propaganda, so you still should drink.

Renko raped me...

>>49524059
You can't post such serious accusations without proof, anon.

>>49522555
Renko is a pleasant girl and she will buy you a drink because she's nice!

>>49524059
European man...

What's your favorite album?

Renko did nothing wrong.

>>49529725
save existing.

>>49529725
Wrong, she didn't go far enough

>>49510507
I can't mix my meds with alcohol but I'd still drink with Renko, "worst" case scenario it would open me a portal to Gensokyo

>>49529988
>it would open me a portal to Gensokyo
How would that happen? Does Renko have alcohol-powered gap manipulation abilities?

>>49530045
I mean it would kill me, anon

>>49531054
You have to be forgotten to get in there. If you die of alcohol poisoning while drinking with a time traveler, no one will forget it and, by extension, you.

>>49531151
so I must kill my family first, or outlive them?

>>49531268
You'd have to kill a lot more people, Renko always catches people's attention and that would certainly make you easy to remember too. Unless you want to drink alone with Renko, that is, which would probably make her suspicious.

If Renko went to Gensokyo in the next album to talk to the people there, who would you want to see her meet?

>>49528337
R35M
>>49531850
Sanae would be fun. She has an idea of the outside world which will eventually become Renko's, she has some similar interests and has already gone thru the shock of getting used to Gensokyo. Their personalities would also contrast nicely in my opinion.
Kaguya would also be cool to see. Maribel and Renko already know about the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter. Kaguya, at least in my interpretation of her, seems like she would enjoy Renko's company if only for how exotic she is. Having Renko talk to an important lunarian would work well since a lot of the early album stories were in some way related to the moonies.
But, as we all know, the one 2hu Renko HAS to meet is Narumi.

>>49531850
I love Renko's association with rabbits, it's so funny

Renko's hat is so iconic, you can put in on absolutely anything and still recognize that thing as representing Renko.

Someone almost flew away with Renko from the board!

>>49537888
I think Renko knows better than to be captured by some avian like that.

>>49539767
Don't you know? Avians are crafty and can fool allegedly smarter opponents...

>>49540553
Well, birdbrains ARE notoriously intelligent, right?

>>49530045
Maribel usually uses her abilities at Renko's behest, so if Maribel is coming too, it's easy to imagine a scenario where drunk anon and Renko pressure Merry to open a gap.

>>49542191
Whoa! A European woman has appeared!

>>49542191
I want to touch this woman's thighs!
what's the worse that could happen?

>>49542191
Is there a leaf under that hat by any chance?

>>49542631
you will get raped

>>49528337
TGA

>>49543436
No, but there is a tiny red hat.

>>49545192
Did Renko join some cult?

>>49547635
There are many reasons you might want a small red hat. They are stylish, minimalist, and you can hide them under your big hat. Who wouldn't want them?

>>49545192
What happens if I take that hat off?

Someone hacked my gmail account, he factory reset my phone that has photos from 2000's, he got full access to the account but i somehow got it back, and his retarded ass connected a phone number
061 1643118 Lets pay it back 9 he is serbian

>>49551319
Fine and all, but what does this have to do with Renko?

>>49551344
That anon is very very drunk, otherwise he wouldn't have made a post that stupid

>>49551344
>>49551412
Renko hacked him

>>49551420
Getting hacked by some dork must suck

What are you drinking?

>>49493753 (OP)
I'm not much for drinking but peer pressure would make me share a pint or two with Renkita even in the early morn. I'd also ask her what are the chems released when I

>>49557331
When you what?

>>49542191
What is it about an artstyle that instantly looks pornographic? Like, I could walk up to this Renko and ask her for a handy and she'll agree, know what I'm sayin'? What causes this?

>>49558554
Maybe the shading makes her clothes look a bit dirty and that makes you look at her like that. Otherwise, I wouldn't blame it on the artstyle, but on the look on her face.

>>49558554
The way they use lighting on the skin, I suppose. And the shading and wrinkles of the clothes have a distinct hentai feel

Renko's making friends.

what's the hifuu deep lore?

>>49563082
Renko owns multiple hats

>>49557157
There's something wrong about these two, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>49561573
long, successful career
stylish hat
short hair
eternal bachelorette
okay, which one did I just describe?

>>49564282
Ikuu, because Renko is jobless and WILL FIND HER BOYFRIEND EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING SHE DOES

It's my favorite time of the week

>>49564385
oh yeah? if renko will find a boyfriend, how come she is still looking?
checkmate, physicists!

>>49497426
Imagine, drinking Renko being an easy target that you take on spur of the moment whimsy. Now you're in her and her legs, as strong as your arms, are wrapped around you in a vice grip! Her love tunnel is wet but very, very, tight and gripping you without letting go. You cannot escape the mandatory rape cutscene and there is nothing you can do to truly avoid the child support... unless you choose to accept your fate...

How do you think Renko got that photo from the Netherworld in GFC?
All she says is that she has a "back and forth route" and then it's never even brought up again. Do you have any theories?

>>49566612
This doesn't account for time travel.

>>49568488
She could have some secret, more powerful ability. Maybe Sumi gave her more than just the hat

Some anon in a previous thread was wondering why Merry and Renko don't use phones. Well, the first part of MA makes newspapers out to be very important. You would expect newspapers to be almost extinct by that point, so maybe the Internet is gone by their time.

>>49575216
There is a reference to phones using the Internet in MA. It is in the narration, and Hifuu narrations are a bit schizophrenic, but they usually are homodiegetic, at least to some degree. Still, maybe the Internet is less common in the future, but it could also be the case that ZUN wanted to create a certain atmosphere.

>>49568488
Maribel says it could be spirit photography. The obvious answer is that Renko has tengu powers

>>49564385
Renko isn't jobless, fooling around with your best friend is a real and respectable job and you can't convince me otherwise.

>>49575216
>>49575397
These two weirdos probably just don't use phones for some reason.
"They KILL the mind! They destroy wonder! They make me sleep worse!"
"Didn't you know the feds spy on you with those blasted things?!"
Something like that.

>>49584642
It's funny how this has a good chance of being the actual reason.

>>49584966
Say what you want about ZUN, but "luddite college girls from the future" was an amazing idea.

>>49584642
Not even the weirdest folk I've met in college. It's awesome, you meet all types in campus and I make it a point to hang out with them.

>>49558554
Oversized tits
Oversized hips
Oversized thighs
Undersized head
Badly proportioned
Generally looks like 3DPD
Overall, a work of a wantonly sexual nature is characterized by extremism in all sexual attributes - at the expense of all non-sexual attributes including cuteness, tastefulness and aesthetic appeal - overlying a general lack of skill. It is hot (to some) but decidedly and deliberately not pretty or cute.
It stimulates the same virtual "taste" receptors as 3DPD, notably the disgust reflex, which is in turn suppressed by sexual stimulation.

>>49588358
>It stimulates the same virtual "taste" receptors as 3DPD, notably the disgust reflex
Kek anon, but sadly true. What is it about 3DPD that causes such disgust in us? After all, aren’t bishoujo modeled on real women? Please excuse this newfriend’s ignorance

>>49588664
3D is limited by the constraints of biology, geometry, and the physical environment. The unavoidable negative aspects - skin defects, unmanaged hair, unfavorable lighting, the slighest deviation in body proportions - must be managed in some way, always with compromise.
2D, on the other hand, can be absolutely anything. It is exactly the way the eyes see - a matrix of red, green, and blue light in varying quantities - and is as close as we can get to a direct transfer of visual information into the brain.
Limited only by the skillful and cultural means by which arbitrary arrays of pixels can be constructed, generations of otaku have cultivated highly refined ways to communicate the ideals of cuteness, purity, femininity, and affection, plus whatever auxiliary traits one might desire. And as it turns out, we respond more readily to certain body proportions, head shapes, and other visual cues, than are possible within the confines of 3D. This is to say nothing of personality, on which the freedom of writing acts similarly to transcend the biological and social limitations of the real thing.
Being constantly delighted by this ultra-fine, ultra-perfect representation, we become acclimated to it, and thereby shed the burden of unconscious compromise which inevitably accompanies the real-and-therefore-flawed. When you've slept your whole life in a cushioned bed under fine covers, you become repulsed at sleeping on the dirt as our ancestors did.

>>49588358
O-Oversized tits?! nonsense! renko's renkos are natural! I swear! she's just not wearing her shawl!

>>49589775
If that's the case, she's in urgent need of breast reduction.

>>49587722
Merry and Renko aren't excessively weird. They are just placed in weird situations and have some well-placed quirks that make them look crazy.

I've listened to R53M so much, Hiroshige No.36 ~ Neo Super-Express starts playing in my head whenever I see a train.

>>49542191
Too much drinks

is jaypee the most alcoholic board

>>49596696
That seems to be the case. It sort of fits if you think about it.
/jp/ sober is /jp/ stiff.

No good sake around here so I'm sipping a daiquiri and watching the clouds... a cigar would slap right about now

>>49589775
Tell that to the womanly european judge

>>49573806
There is something about the idea of Renko looking wide-eyed at the night sky that is almost too adorable to bare.

>>49596895
Cheap ass rum to the rescue, Suika would be proud

>>49597107
What can I say? She's a very precious girl!
>>49597108
Do you think Renko would like it? Or what other drink would she like?
She only drinks sake and cider in the albums.

>>49597149
I think Renko would be more of a white wine/mead drinker. I don't like this rum, i don't think Renko would either. Shit's nasty but gotta drink it

>>49597175
that's how i feel about vodka

>>49597202
This shit was 14 dollars for 1.5 liters at touhoufest... Its actually just jetfuel. picrel

>>49596696
/jp/, at its best, is a Touhou-themed online pub.

what is jaypees favorite drink

>>49597422
Sake or soju most likely. Not enough drtunk threads recently, quite a bore.

>>49597422
I like atsuzake. Next time I visit Japan I want to try more sake.

>>49597215
They were selling rum at touhoufest? Dang I should’ve gone

>>49597422
Beer makes you fat, so sake I guess

>>49597460
No it was the liquor store across the street lol. shoutout to mr K's liquor

>>49597474
Polished off that shitty bottle, now I can move on to bourbon.

>>49597422

I drank today for my birthday, it was nice but I still vomited after a while.

>>49598114
Happy birthday, anon!
If you think about it, you vomiting is just your liver deathbombing.

>>49598114
Happy birthday anon. Looks like you had much fun!

Any drinking today?

>>49598114
Happy birthday! Have fun, but try not to go too overboard lol

>>49601336
Yes

>>49601675
What?

>>49601686
Cheapest lager i could find. you?

>>49601698
Beer and whiskey, the usual. Thanks for asking.

>>49542191
Why is she even wearing sleeve garters here

>>49601706
I just remembered now that Renko's family owns a beer brand

I won't drink. I'll just hang around this intoxicated dork until she's too drunk to say no to my sexual advances.

>>49597422
Amaretto all the way

Why is her face like this?

Can Renko cook?

>>49606599
She's a college student who seems to not go back home very often. Unless she's rich, I don't see how else she could survive.

>>49605069
Don't be mean to her! She just has a hard time expressing her emotions, she was born this way!

>>49606599
I'm sure she can, but can she cook well?

The albums are the only part of Touhou that have retained their quality. Why do you think that is?

>>49608131
ZUN is good at writing stories, but he doesn't seem to realize he already has all the characters he needs. The Hifuu albums don't suffer from that.

Take a drink!

>>49612240
But Renko i have work tomorrow...

>>49612348
You have to be always drunk. That’s all there is to it—it’s the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again, drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave, the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is singing, everything that is speaking . . . ask what time it is and wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you: “It is time to be drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish.”

What's Renko doing right now?

>>49613394
It depends on the Renko continuity('kontinuity, for short) you're going with. She either busy not being born, or she's stalking someone here because she thinks it's cute(she's right).

>>49493956
>>49493994
Why is Renko such an obedient whore?

>>49614114
How is it whorish to take other people's advice?

Would you watch the stars with Renko?

>>49603017
It might be easier to do that when she's sober. When Renko is drunk, she gets bored and starts planning adventures.

>>49614118
It is when it's about taking off your clothing garments and putting on an erotic ribbon.

>>49615974
The hat is erotic. The ribbon is a pure, white article, perfect for innocent fun time.

Renko canonically looks like Reisen.

>>49616006
The hat is merely alluring. The bare head is truly erotic.

>>49616663
The bare head is like Renko's naked body. The most overt, vulgar form of lewdness she can have. That is to say that her hat are normal clothes, meaning they are there to give a more chaste version of her beauty; whilst the ribbon is a small ghost of decency, there to entice men into wondering what it is trying to hide, much like lingerie.
In conclusion, the bare head is a vulgar display, whilst the ribbon is an act of pure, teasing eroticism.

>>49616946
But the hat is her purest expression of her true self. It is an intimate item. The ribbon is almost a disguise.

>>49617575
So is the red and white dress of Reimu, but is it sexual?

>>49616946
European women fans wish that they had this level of intellect.

>>49617881
That's not true, it's literally a uniform.

>>49493753 (OP)
DRINK DRINK DRAIN YOUR GLASS RAISE YOUR GLASS HIGH
IT'S NOT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE COCAINE
I'M THINKING THAT IT MUST BE LOVE
IT'S TOO LATE TO BE GRATEFUL
IT'S TOO LATE TO BE LATE AGAIN
IT'S TOO LATE TO BE HATEFUL
THE EUROPEAN CANON IS HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIhsGg2SJ0

>>49618598
Renko blesses all her admirers with severe autism.

What 4chan board would Renko browse?

>>49493753 (OP)

>>49621423
/x/

>>49621423
probably /sic/
>>49624307
isn't she more skeptical of the shizo shit?

>>49624569
>isn't she more skeptical of the shizo shit?
Kind of and depending on the situation.

>>49623493
Don't drunk the fishe! She'll drown!!!!

>>49621423
Not any 4chan ones. She shittalks Koreans in the Japanese imageboards of the future.

>>49621423
/jp/, unironically
>>49627549
Bold of you to assume imageboards still exist in the future. Renko asks Maribel to open gaps thru space and time just so she can post on 2chan.

I like Renko and Maribel because they make me think about what parts of our culture will survive or even be remembered.

It's that time of the week again.

>>49629411
What's Renko's favorite game?

>>49633061
It might be a bit of a generic opinion, but 28. Although 33 had better music and 11 had a more consistent atmosphere.

>>49602294
Is it new- or old-style?

what drinks should i get for the 4th?

>>49633664
I think Asahi is a very Renko-like drink. It's a japanese version of a western drink, has just enough alcohol to get you drunk, and it is pretty dry but that adds personality to it.

>>49633692
asahi is very nice and was already planned, but how about something stronger for those of us who dont get drunk so easily?

>>49633919
Sake! Whiskey! Gin! Bourbon!

How dystopian is Renko's future?

The Purest Sky and Sea has to be the best track ZUN has ever made.

>>49634793
ZUN certainly isn't enthusiastic about the future, but it's largely left up to interpretation. Sure, a world with lifespan regulations doesn't sound good, unless you're Reimu, and there is an implication that infrastructure, social structures, the ecosystem and even their advanced technology are slowly falling apart, but Maribel and Renko still live happy, meaningful lives.
There is a subtle silver lining, a true dystopia can never come because the world always reenchants itself, at least that's how I read it.

how do japs avoid fucking between coworkers if they get hammered so often? do offices double as orgies?

>>49639426
Do they do that? The only ones I know that do that are ZUN and Renko, and I don't think ZUN would Renko, even if he could.

>>49633388
New-style. Old-style is too heavily taxed.
But here's the thing, did you know you can turn new-style liquor into old-style? Just drop 0.6g of aspirin in it and wait for it to dissolve.

What games does Renko like, other than FPSs?

>>49640284
Factorio. She's autistic like that.

>>49640284
Touhou was practically made for her

>>49640930
It could be made to fit her better, but it is interesting how much the series fits Renko's tastes...

>>49645391
Post Renko 73.

>>49645426

>>49645455
Why Merry Berry so mad?

>>49645487
It's an old map, so the text uses weird kanji she doesn't know.

>>49645487
Because Renko is interrupting her again with one of her rants about physics
Having an autistic friend sounds fun at first but gets tiring after a while

>>49645391
I think the Hifuus might have the best cool/atmospheric art, probably next to Aya.

>>49646523
Yeah, they can make any landscape more soulful just with their presence.

>>49494488
She's so cute, seeing her fills me with joy.

>>49533475
Here's an extreme example. Is this Renko?

>>49648031
That is more Renko than Renko herself.

renko renko
I almost forgot!

Why did the yandere Renko stuff become popular, what was so special about yandere Renko?

>>49653260
I think it worked well with her relationship with Maribel. Rather than them competing for a guy, they help each other terrorize different guys. It just fits well.

>>49653260
Because of the idea of timetravel and them being from the future outside world, Maribel and Renko feel very close, despite being far away. It's almost like they could appear out of nowhere at any time.

Imagine exploring Kyoto with Renko.

Slow day huh?

>>49493753 (OP)
I think Renko might have raped me.

Renko!

>>49664565
Are you an inanimate object? A table, a pillow, perhaps?

>>49665303
No, I am a human man with a healthy relationship with alcohol.

>>49664565
Are you sure you didn't consent and just don't remember it?

>>49665260
I like the idea of Maribel and Renko turning up at random places, which is how they're often portrayed in fan works, but aren't they pretty stationary in the albums?

>>49668792
They have a decent balance if you ask me. Most of their adventures are in Kyoto, but the also have the occasional field trip. And even some of the Kyoto albums have some implied site-seeing, like them going to the Hakurei Shrine at the end of GFC, or to Mount Miwa at the end of DBOA.

How do you open?

>>49669874
running away because I am scared of women

>>49671294
I'd say, at least at first sight, that Renko is less threatening than the average woman, doesn't that help you even a little?

>>49669874
I walk up to her. Looking down, I begin reciting the entire King James' Bible, never breaking eye contanct.

>>49671518
After all of that, it's only fair that she buys you a drink.

What happens if you take off Renko's hat?

>>49674167
not today, agent O'Brian

>>49674167
It's not recommended to do that

What do you think Renko's parents are like?

>>49679727
They must be pretty old-fashioned, considering what they named their daughter.

>>49679727
Cripplingly autistic

>>49671315
No. The attainability makes it even more horrifying.

>>49551319
>>49551344
>>49551412
I love drunkposting/highposting on the Jay so much boys, currently coming off the rye whiskey and tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gTKGiI8Alo

>>49684604
Maybe try some liquid courage first

>>49685689
Alcohol simply makes me act the fool. More of a fool than I already am.

Renko made me like physics again.

>>49684604
So, to you, Renko is the most threatening 2hu?

>>49686463
By that metric, I suppose so.

>>49686540
Interesting. She's like the second or third least dangerous 2hu.
Maybe your post will boost her confidence a little, 200 years from now, when she reads it.

>>49686115
A few anons have said this.
I wish the Hifuu physics got expanded a bit more, personally. We don't even have hints as to what GUT is considered correct.

I like Renko but Im 0 at physics
Back in high school I used to cheat at almost every test

>>49686687
I think the level of physics right now is pretty good, it's referenced rarely enough for it to not be too jarring for people who aren't interested and to not distract from the story, but just enough to intrigue at least some people. It makes sense that ZUN wouldn't want to endorse a theory and then have it be disproven in the real world.
>>49686774
What are your favorite things about her?
I know there are a lot of cool things about Renko other than her physics knowledge, but most people in Renko threads are in STEM, so their perspective is a little skewed.

>>49686579
>She's like the second or third least dangerous 2hu.
Unless you're a Jizo statue.

Renko's thread will soon end again. Say something nice about her.

Sleep well renko drink thread

>>49690419
Her ribbon, hair, and personality are pretty

>>49690419
Her awkward, autistic smile warms my soul.

>>49690419
her demure figure makes other females feel profound relief.

>>49690419
Se has an amazing style and sense of fashion while not being too girly.

I cannot wait for Touhou 20.55 - ‰ Zun and the seven ice cold beers.

>>49690419
She cracked the code for popularity.
Boys love it when you kick statues.

>>49690419
I love her clothes, hat, hair, body renko's renkos..., softness and her passionate autistic schizo rants

>>49690419
She's kind of funny.
>>49693638
For a second, I thought the thing in the sky was Earth, and they were on the Moon.

Goodbye again Renko!

'ko a cute

To much alcohol, it's time for some tea.

>>49698654

/v/hu sends its regards

>>49698673
It's alright, but it'd be better if she had a more sincere smile. Her face sort of looks like the GFC face, but in that context it is because she was feeling cool, in this context it adds more malice than I consider Renko capable of.

>>49690419
Her girlfriend is cute!

>>49698673
guess this is how the drink thread ends

See you around, Renko!

100th image!

Oh dear...the next part to Renkoquest may not be able to be posted here after all.
It was going to be ready today but where do you anons think I should start it if I can't at least get the first few posts here? Not sure about the OC thread outright, but making an immediate new Renko thread wouldn't be the best either...
At least this one was quite cozy.