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I woke up this morning with stones in my mouth.
You said those were only the lies you've told me.
what the baka op is saying..? stones aint lies.
>>49525046How dare you mock the art of stone-lying! Unforgivable!
>>49525074stones dont lie, they're honest beings. dont mock mineral beings with your tongue twisting bakaries!
I want to hug and love the jelly baby.
>>49525033 (OP)I woke up this morning with Stones in my mouth, whoever faggot did this I will Cook him to help me shit the rocks out if he is still in my home.
>>49525033 (OP)What an eloquent stillborn. I will pray for you OP, may your parents forgive you dying on them. But if you could tell what is your bandwidth in Sai no Kawara, I would be thankful. For research purposes.
>>49525033 (OP)Her story makes me tear up all the time man, genuinely made me pro-life thinking of all the souls in limbo with no way to attain Heaven
Just stacking stones, stacking stonesโฆ so futile
Man
There is a pun hidden in this image. Can you find it?
>>49526422i want to play horsey with jelly baby too :<
>>49526422I get it, but I won't tell you
>>49527325Yes. She needs to make sure the other kids are having fun as well.
>>49527477Alright Okina. Now throw those at Renko as hard as you can!
Post more cute jelly babies, I'm currently at a paucity
>>49538800she's happy in the jelly.
Stone-Stacking Contest
Eika Ebisu is a stillborn spirit, and sheโs something of an inspiration to the other spirits at the Sai no Kawara. On this day, just like any other day, she was making full use of her ability and her dexterous fingers to stack a tower of stones. According to Eika, the trick to getting the highest tower is to be bold while maintaining a steady hand. The jellyfish spirits had gathered around her to cheer her on. But why does she stack stones, you may ask? Because theyโre there.
Stacking stones may seem like a fun little game, but it takes on a whole different meaning when done at the Sai no Kawara. Children who pass away before their parents are forbidden from crossing the Sanzu River. So, instead, the spirits of these children remain on the Sanzu Riverโs bank (the Sai no Kawara), and stack stone towers, which represent pagodas, to pray for their parentsโ good health.
โThis stoneโs for father, and this stoneโs for motherโฆโ
No matter how desperately they stack stones, in the end, their towers will always collapse. And then, they start all over again.
One stone, two stones, three stonesโฆ The click-clatter of stones blended with the sound of pinwheels spinning in the wind to form a tranquil melody on the riverbank. Eika had a determined look on her face as she focused on winning the stone-stacking contest. She was so focused she didnโt even notice that she had an audience.
โWhat are you doing lounging around here again? Donโt you have work to do, Komachi?โ
โAww, donโt say that. Iโm on my break.โ
Komachi Onozuka and Urumi Ushizaki both work on the Sanzu River, but they werenโt working then. Instead, they sat on a large rock, watching over Eika. While they may not have been all that interested in the contest, they seemed content to watch Eika and the other spirits enjoying themselves.
โWoohoo! A new record!โ
Before long, the stone stack grew so high that it towered over Eika. But it seems she wasnโt done just yet. She crouched down and started to look for the perfect stone to lay on top.
โWow, thatโs really impressive.โ
โYou said it. It might even be bigger than that Dunkleosteus I caught the other day.โ
The two onlookers couldnโt help but comment on Eikaโs magnificent stone-stacking skills.
โBut why is she so obsessed with stacking stonesโฆ?โ
Neither of them knew the answer, so they turned to ask Eika directlyโ
โAll right, now for the next stone. I know I can still make it taller!โ
โโฆWell, I guess it doesnโt really matter as long as sheโs happy.โ
โRight. Thatโs whatโs most important.โ
Eika continued to challenge herself to build the tallest tower as the shinigami and the ushi-oni watched on, choosing not to disturb her.
โWho knew Sai no Kawara could be so peaceful, huh?โ
โItโs quite nice though, isnโt it?โ
โI guess.โ
โOh, right, before I forgetโฆ Wanna buy some fish? I caught some really big ones today.โ
โSounds good. I was just thinking about what I was going to do for dinner.โ
โHey, whatโre you talking about fish for? Our stone towers are way cooler than fish!โ
>>49541980needs more puns, jokes and pervy humour.
>>49530791Cute, but what colour are her panties?
>>49544277I'd rather pounding her fishe, if you catch my drift
>>49553068Is my brain fried or is her chest lowkey kinda big
>>49553941Nothing lowkey about it, she's got a pair of great big Pink Meanies under there, if you know what I mean.
>>49553953She must take after her mother
>>49553941it's her dress being kinda puffy.
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun
Urumi always said you'd be the chosen one
She said, you're one in a million
You gotta stack to shine
But you were born under a bad sign
With a bloom in your eyes
When you woke up this morning
All that stonestacks had gone
Kutaka never told you
About fuckin onis
But you're you're looking good, jelly baby
I believe that you're feeling fine, shame about it
Born under a bad sign
With a bloom in your eyes
>>49566026party hard on friday jelly
>>49558281Would oni be actually afraid of shikigami?
>>49568601shikigami, nope. shinigami, yup.
>>49568619Believe it or not, that mistake was due to autocorrect, sorry for phoneposting
>>49568641i thought until a couple of years ago they were the same thing but with a different romanization. komachi-chan, i'm sorry for my past mistakes.
>>49566026Git down party for your right to paradise.
>>49578401Source? I canโt find anythingโฆ
do not lewd the jelly baby
>>49582506its an old post from itatatata's 2chan threads. He sadly never archives his 2chan posts so you have to be there.
>>49587151I see. Thought it was something like that. Thanks, Anon
>>49588864>>49592640Ebisu-chan has some dangerous friends.
>>49594009safe hobbies, dangerous friends.
baby and baby and hot babe.
>>49633314jelly baby? more like jelly baba.
>>49633314That's a lot of stacking time!
>>49655212Softer than an old fruit cake.
>>49666072That is a lot of jelly babies.
Guys, I think she got lost again.
>>49666341Letting the baby cry is NOT allowed, go help her!
>>49667995you just need to lead her to the nearest riverbank
>I can literally blow up anything with my hand
>I can open up boundaries anywhere
>I can stop time and manipulate space
>I STACK ROCKS
>>49670264dont mock the art of stone-stacking!
>>49670264Take your green and go away
>>49676508Cartoon baby
>>49700164swim harder brave fishhou
>>49700164Jelly baby and auntie waggy
why are her ears like that
>>49716426i guess she's better with stones.
>>49719157why is your face like that
>>49742551i feel like this may be cheating.
>>49742551b*ddhists being such lowlives they feel the need to act tough around stillborn babies
imagine going to gensokyo and wondering what sick power youโll get
maybe itโs opening portals
maybe itโs flawless disguises
maybe itโs straight up pure energy blasts
and you end up stacking fucking stones
>>49752983hey, dont mock the art of stone-stacking!