Thread 49536375

I was teaching my Mom about Touhou characters and accidentally called Miyoi "Whaletits"

I messed up real bad

>>49536375 (OP)
Well, she should accept that a grown man such as you would have some carnal drives.
You are not underage, right? Anon?

>>49536375 (OP)
Serves you right

She has a real name! Use it!

I called my mom Meira once

>>49536375 (OP)
>I was teaching my Mom about Touhou characters
why

>>49536375 (OP)
Toddler thread

>>49536375 (OP)
One time I called my dog "Momiji" by accident.

>>49536455
I wanted to share my favorite hobby with my mom because I love my mom and I love Touhou

>>49536396
Sorry whaletits but your nick rolls off the tongue better!

Whaleti- err, Miyoi has three threads!

>>49536375 (OP)
So what was the reaction, and how did Whale... Miyoi come up in conversation?

>>49536375 (OP)
What would you do if your mom decides to start cosplaying as Miyoi due to this interaction?

>>49536375 (OP)
remilia is my fav one

>>49536666
I've never said the word "tits" or any swear word in front of my mom so she was just very shocked and I had to apologize and it marked the end of the Touhou conversation and now I think she has a negative opinion of Touhou now. It was very awkward. I tried to explain that it wasn't meant to be a sexual name and it was just a common nickname people gave her online but I couldn't explain myself well.

>>49536705
HAHAHAHA WEEBS BTFO

>>49536705
you fucked up by bringing attention to it
at least go full retard and show her your wife and that you're gonna marry her

>>49536375 (OP)
I hope this is a real story, please tell me what was her reaction?

>>49536705
Just pass it off as a Chinese name. Wei Teets (魏德)

>>49536705
>wasn't meant to be a sexual name
You should prove this to her by mentioning that Whaletits only has 21 doujins on nhentai whereas 'hus like Reimu have over a thousand. Trust me, that's a can of worms you want to open with your mother.

>>49536705
How old are you...?

my imouto once heard me reciting my secret Remilia worship prayer

>>49536941
Which goes?

>>49536941
You have a little sister?

>>49536375 (OP)
>I accidentally called Miyoi "Whaletits"
I don't blame (You). Just say to your Mom she is a character so barebones that all her worth is her boobs. she will understand.
oh, and say "hi" to your mom for me, okay?

>>49536932
34

>>49536608
Based

>>49541161
It’s over for you

>>49536375 (OP)
Your mistake is trying to introduce a non-weeaboo to Touhou. You need to ease them in.

>>49536375 (OP)
Why are you talking to your mom about Touhou and why would you mention a character as minor as Miyoi? You brought this one on yourself! Have a beer and forget about it.

This is why you always introduce your parents to the porn of your favorite characters first. After that they won't be surprised by anything.

>>49536375 (OP)
>>49536852
Poor Miyoi doesn't even get respect in her own manga

>>49536705
I can't believe I share a board with you lmao.

>>49536375 (OP)
>I was teaching my Mom about Touhou characters
Why

i never used any dumb coomer nickname for touhous. the fault is on you, op, you need to respect touhou ladies better.

>>49536705
This is why you never reveal your power level, Anon.

>>49536705
I want to believe

>>49536705
>“Anon, I'm looking online at this "Tow-how" thing…I think we need to get you out socializing, obsessing over cartoons isn't good for you Anon. There's that one girl who goes to the church that I think you'd get along perfectly with, Anon.”

>>49541161
and you still live with your mom?

>>49545588
Boomer insult

>>49542125
This, OP's fault for letting memespeak take root in his brain.

I don't know why, but I just know OP is a giant fag.

>>49547864
I'm a zoomer actually
and it wasn't intended to be an insult

>>49548526
He always is.

>>49536375 (OP)
And what did she say about the other 2hus?

>>49548479
Not his fault Miyoi has huge tits, she should be more modest