Thread 49537104

Repent for your sins.

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Monster girls?

Goat milk?

Backup thread?

Backup thread : https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/24539.html

>>49537141
There is no need. We are the backup.

>>49537298
oh right. maybe we should call that the primary thread instead

>>49537298
I've got a baaaaad feeling about this, sarge

Time to get slimed anon.

>>49537335
i could fix her

Ride the tiger.

>>49537335
>>49537364
the movie venom sure increased the slimes popularity among guys didn't it?

>>49537457
no?

>>49537473
>not wanting a symbiote slime gf

>>49537473
>>49537457
No, but I want a girl to live inside me and feast on my organs in return for sex now.

>>49537364
I’m sorry anon you can’t. We are also going to keep you locked in isolation as to not infect any of the staff

ded

Would you date a succ even if her wingspan is less than 30 feet?

>>49537937
Is she willing to take a theri potion? If she really loved me she would.

>>49537938
Why do I feel like you just want her to turn into a furry?

>>49537949
Life altering decisions are best made without thinking about it too much.

>>49537989
And that is why I plan to run TOWARDS the Ushis.

>>49537876
Ded hours.

>>49538060
>Local vampire has fallen on hard times after her dhampir daughter destroyed her castle.

>>49538102
Aw that’s just a foul image there bro. Look at this QT instead.

>>49538118
War has changed.

>>49538127
How can you fuck a robot with no dick?

>>49538130
This just makes her look easy. Or yandere.

>>49538127
She may be an abomination not meant to see the light of day but she’s cute and funny. This she is perfectly fine in my book.

>>49538184
What exactly is she? I know the game takes place in the same universe as Girls Frontline, so I assume she's a robot like the T-dolls.

>>49538208
A thing called a Shrike. Part of an all consuming and replicating biological hivemind. So the game does get to come with a little bit of body horror

>>49537581
that's close enough to fixing that i'm fine with it, but only if the slime is also locked in with me.

>>49538249
roommates

i had a strrange mid afternoon dream where i dreamt that mge was made into a legos video game.

>almost the entire thread is just off topic spam and the spammers replying to eachother and samefagging
Epic /jp/ and monster girl related content. Epic rule enforment.

>>49538736
But it is monster girls.

>>49538238
Tumor girl disturbs the hell out of me. But a neat idea for a mamono disease.

>>49538215
Needs another horn.

>>49538887
Anon, she needs you to provide your *lower horn*

>>49538832
She is good girl that did nothing wrong I swear. Also that's mitosis.

i've recently been enjoying taking an edible and then asking chatgpt why pictures of monstergirls are cute and funny

>>49538136
You give her a strapon, obviously.

>>49538130
I bet a genie looooves seeing someone wish for eternal love with their three wishes. real slam dunk for her. like wow i don't even have to put any effort in on this one

Do you want a cool girlfriend who you can go on adventures with or a possessive wife who kidnaps you and rapes you (lovingly) all day?

>>49538736
Based gacha making mge babies seethe

>>49539185
why not both?

>>49539196
It's hard to have adventures when your wife thinks her spiderweb/lair/mansion is the best place for both of you and won't let you wander off and get hurt

>>49539193
What's wrong with mge?

it would be really good for my self esteem if a vampire thought I was so delicious she lost control of herself and couldn't stop feeding on me until I passed out

>>49539196
She takes you on an epic quest. You travel to every country and even cross dimensions to experience as many different marriage ceremonies as possible. Every step on your journey adds a new culture that recognizes your bond, or a new god to bless your union. With every ceremony you feel her grip on you tighten until you're certain there's no way to ever break free from her. Of course you don't want to, you love her. You are trapped in an eternal honeymoon, doomed to repeatedly consummate your marriage over and over. Her web around you grows thicker and thicker, but you wouldn't have it any other way.

>>49539216
He's still butthurt over KC not fulfilling his request.

>>49539303
that guy is still here? that was like two years ago

>>49539305
it's his whole life now

>>49539185
Dragonewt for the best of both.

>>49538798
They're not. They're not even monsters.

Imagine dragons.

>>49539555
Adult size MID-na really lives up to her name.

Are you team pharaoh or team apophis?

You are now imaging going to bed, only to find a sleep mouse in your bed. Her presence making your room smell like brown sugar, especially your bed. And her petite frame barely taking up much space in your bed. The sleep mouse is sleeping and her expression was that of someone having a nightmare, but as she subconsciously sensed your presence, her expression went to that of contented smile, her nightmare turning into a blissful dream.

You don't have to lewd the mouse, but at the very least, be kind to her and protect her smile!

>>49539713
I rape her and forget about sleeping (Realistic answer)

>>49539713
>body pillow aquired
Now I just need a weresheep and a nightmare to finish the (literal) dream harem

>>49539713
I'd leave her to sleep in my bed, but sleep in the guest room. You can't just get into bed with a sleeping stranger; it's not right.

>>49539682
Team Anubis.

>>49539829
but she's just a stinky dog

>>49538736
Everyone who actually cared moved to capy, nothing but the desperate few holding on here while the rest of the digital detritus continue to post in the only place they wouldn't get banned from

>>49539868
What's capy?

>>49539878
Read from the start of the thread, newfriend-kun

>>49539878
see >>49537290

>>49539885
>>49539924
Hmmmm that site seems to have a better layout and better for posting images

>>49539363
Define "monster girl"

At what point does it stop being a backup thread and become us being raided by an external group?

>>49540540
>us
Never were, never will be. You were always an unwanted pest here getting mad about this thread and its inhabitants.

>>49540579
Who am I even?

Quick heads-up to all the Anons about to go into the office this morning!

>>49539868
Capy is where a handful of dedicated waifufags went with their leader, Ochiverde. It's mainly populated by Yuropoors, and so is more active at this time. This thread is more active during Amerifats and East Asian/Aussie hours. Both threads overall have a similar level of activity with this thread here on /jp/ being slightly more active (not factoring in the gacha spam). The majority of drawfrens and writefrens post here on /jp/, and you'll find more /comfy/ posting here on /jp/. Capy is more porn and gooner focused; think of it like merging the /jp/ and /d/ monster girl threads together.

Personally, I post here over capy. I have nothing against capy per se, but I swore off porn a couple years ago, so I can't really go over there with the level of jubjub brain folks have over there.

>>49539452
I like to imagine dragons giving me wing hugs

>>49540967
>here on /jp/ being slightly more active
This is false, for the last thread /mge/ had about 10% more posts within comparable time frame, once you filter out the spam. At best both threads are equal in activity if you average everything.
>Capy is more porn and gooner focused
Out of 439 posts in the other thread, there are 7 NSFW images, around half of which are spoilered. Truly a gooner thread.

You know, you could at least stick to the scaremongering about muh isolation instead of being a disingenuous faggot.

>>49541024
Your definition of spam is very loose. This place is more active, and you know it.

battle cattle

Is MGT okay with feet?

It ain't easy being cheesy.

>>49541653
We only like gacha girl feet here

>>49541955
this lamia appears suspiciously good tempered. where's her evil smirk?

>>49537104 (OP)
Dude! Let me in!
I'm a hebi!

>>49541037
Considering that capy has posts like
>Theyre shipping the cait sith to Ireland!
I actually don't know what metric anyone is using for what is spam or not anymore.
>>49541653
We used to have a poster who just posted cropped profile feet.

>>49542011
I'm immediately letting in any snek that knocks on my door or windows. What happens next, I'm completely okay with no matter how innocent or how /d/ is may get. I have absolutely no limits, especially with snek.

your mgs face when gymnopedie no. 1 starts playing

About 52 images of off topic /trash/ raid discord spam for in this thread so far, plus more garbage text only posts from the same group.

75.3% of the images posted are the thread getting spammed and raided.
Well over 42% of all posts in the thread are spam and raiding.

The raiders are still openly bragging about spamming and raiding the thread:
>>49539193

This has been going on for 2 years and 6 months every single day while the raid groomcord's numerous rule violations are intentionally and maliciously ignored.

>>49542489
src

>>49542508
I have a feeling it's lukishi

MGE fags shidding and farding over monster girls from a different franchise being posted in a monster girl thread will never not be funny.

>>49542945
This is AI.

>>49542974
No, this is Patrick.

>>49543000
Not sure if I could take a fox waifu if her name was patrick.
>Oh patrick, let me get that mofu mofu
I just can't do it. The culture difference is too large.

>>49542974
i mean yeah, but you missed a couple

>>49542011
knock knock jokes with ms hebi

>>49543326
AI has come so far, I think it's really close now. Once people can easily train their own loras it'll be impossible to tell.

>>49542771
I do think the anon who says all the posts are spam is just saying everything that isn't MGE is spam.

>>49543730
he doesn't say all posts are spam, only the images with no text. Using MGE images with no text would also be considered spam.

>>49543754
I'm not going to check his percentages to try to reverse engineer his metrics. You might be right, but he also brings up 'garbage text only posts.'
So it really could be anything.

Speaking of spam, I was bored and compared the number of empty image posts in these threads.
Last thread had 107 such posts out of 411 total
Thread exactly 2 years ago had a 66/980 ratio
3 years ago was 37/775
Yep totally organic, nothing weird going on here.

>>49537104 (OP)
>"Today's lesson, class. IsThe Thirty-Six Lessons of Vivec, Sermon Fourteen."

>Vivec lay with Molag Bal for eighty days and eight, though headless. In that time, the Prince placed the warrior-poet's feet back and filled them with the blood of Daedra. In this way Vivec's giant-form remained forever harmless to good earth. The Pomegranate Banquet brought many spirits back from the dead so that the sons and daughters of the union had much to eat besides fruit.

>The Duke of Scamps came while the banquet was still underway, and Molag Bal looked on the seven pennants with anger. The King of Rape had become necessary and therefore troubled for the rest of time. His legions and Kh-Utta's fell into open war, but the children of Molag Bal and Vivec were too elaborate in power and form.

>The Duke of Scamps therefore became a lesser thing, as did all his own children. Molag Bal said to them: 'You are the sons of liars, dogs, and wolf-headed women.' They have been useless to summon ever since. The holy one returned at last, Vehk, golden with wisdom. His head found its body had been tenderly used. He mentioned this to Molag Bal, who told him that he should thank the Barons of Move Like This, 'For I have yet to learn how to refine my rapture. My love is accidentally shaped like a spear.'

>So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of Rape's so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.

>Here is why: The Velothi and demons and monsters that were watching all took out their own spears. There was much biting and the earth became wet. And this was the last laugh of Molag Bal:

>'Watch as the earth shall crack, heavy with so much power, that should have been forever unalike!' Then that stretch of badlands that had been the site of the marriage fragmented and threw fire. And a race that is no more but that was terrible at the time to behold came forth. Born of the biters, that is all they did, and they ran amok across the lands of Veloth and even to the shores of Red Mountain.

>But Vivec made of his spear a more terrible thing, from a secret he had bitten off from the King of Rape. And so he sent Molag Bal tumbling into the crack of the biters and swore forever that he would not deem the King beautiful ever again. Vivec wept as he slew all those around him with his terrible new spear. He named it MUATRA, which is Milk Taker, and even the Chimeri mystics knew his fury. Anyone struck by Vivec at this time turned barren and withered into bone shapes. The path of bones became a sentence for the stars to read, and the heavens have never known children since. Vivec hunted down the biters one by one, and all their progeny, and he killed them all by means of the Nine Apertures, and the wise still hide theirs from Muatra.

>The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

>"In short, Vivec had a quick and dirty one night stand with Molag Bal and tore off his penis and made it into his signature spear weapon; MUATRA."

You should give Paladin-chan the armor made from a black dragon's scales.

>>49543763
You could have spent this time worshipping this cat.

>>49543763
I'm telling you all, it's gotta be a bot.

>>49543789
No more or less likely to be a bot than a bunch of other posters.
Not healthy, exactly. But it's absolutely something I could see a person doing.

How do I win a staring contest against a gazer?

>>49543836
Throw salt at her eyes or use pepper spray

>>49543836
Say you should both stare with one eye closed.

>>49543836
Kiss her! Kiss her on her bitey, scary mouth!

Why is Hope in the deepest part of the ocean? Because when you sink that deep, all you can do is to look up and start swimming.

>>49544193
Ok, I could tell this one was AI.

>>49543836
Cone of Teargas

Anyone got any honey? I need to distract the local bears

you should kiss birbs

>>49544359
they're a bit intense

>>49544380
being stepped on by a birb isn't too bad

>>49544359
Only if they have jet black feathers and hair

Marry and reproduce.

>>49540257
I'd rather define your mom instead

>>49542771
You are posting chink and gook "monster" girls in a /jp/ thread. At least post the ones that fit the board.

>>49544483
Yeah, she can stay

>>49544440
golf_clap.gif

meow

>>49544668
fake kot. I can see the human ears.

>>49544359
which part of the bird?

>>49544799
Obviously, because that's from a chink gacha

>>49544799
>>49544810

>>49544357
If it's brown lay down.

>>49544807
all of it
even her special feather

>>49544807
Thighs and breasts are usually the best for taste. Some people like the feet, but I can't speak for that.

>>49544948
You're just going to lay down and her take your picnic basket?

>>49545157
The parker ranger will take care of it as soon as he's done patting Mantises

>>49545352
But anon you're the park ranger

>>49545157
Bears will steal your basket. Gyarus will steal your virginity. I'm not beating her in a fight, so I'm taking the 50/50. Hopefully she doesn't get creative and figure out she can take me AND the food.

>Look at hebi in her eyes for 9.1093837×10^-31 seconds
>She’s at my door at 3AM telling me to let her in because we are fated to be together
>tfw I wanted a ryu and her BIG MEATY CLAWS

>>49544799
Bit racist to bring up her parentage, no?

Do I have to get flowers and chocolates for each of my moms on Mother’s Day if my dad has a harem?

unlike many endangered species, there are too many deer. don't the deer

>>49546276
If you do a unicorn then cheat on the unicorn with another dude would she become a bicorn married to both of you?

>>49537104 (OP)
Ever since the release of Oblivion Remastered, Elder Scrolls Lore content and videos have skyrocketted yet again with so many Anubi Nerds and Hakutaku Teachers have been making sermons and lectures of Elder Scrolls Lore videos and content and 36 Lessons of Vivec

Beware of autonomous tails.

>>49546786
>me, an imperial, being casually racist with my dark elf wife.

>>49546786
>glitching mgs

>>49546848
scary...

Wish I was in a hot bedroom with a naked troll not wearing any deodorant, perfume, or flowers

Female praying mantises will eat their mate's head after intercourse, mantis mamono aren't much different in this regard. Though instead of chewing it off, their version of eating your face is emotionlessly kissing and licking your face all over until you pass out.

>>49546983
>heir version of eating your face is emotionlessly kissing and licking your face all over until you pass out.
Would you still fuck them if they did the other thing?

>>49547278
That's a dragon. Even if the dragon parts are lacking. As usual. Dragons are cursed worse than foxes.

>>49547283
Rude.

>>49547283
Gacha artists are like that. Seems like KC and Monster Hunter fans are the only ones who do care about the dragon parts these days.

>>49547055
IRL mantises only do that because they need food after sex so they eat the males. In mamonoland i'm pretty sure you can just prepare dinner in advance or have snacks prepared on the bedside furniture, and be safe from a Mantis deciding you're tastier than a charcuterie board with ten different meats and four types of cheese.

>>49547714
I love manticores. I know thematically they're a lot like scorpion girls but fluffier, but I still like them.
>fluffy cat desert assassins using their own poison on their weapons

The state of this thread is grim. Capycucks destroyed this place

>>49547948
Posting activity declined in both threads because there is now almost no friction to coax anons into actually posting anything interesting. Unbelievably, we are actually doing slightly better. The only way other thread will get a boost is if KC himself starts providing content for them to discuss.

>>49547948
You get used to it. The thread already had the problem of lengthy dry spells as the content creators gradually disappear.

>>49548094
We must select a primary gacha. That will save us.

>>49548204
A primary gacha you say?

>>49548225
Her purpose is now to shit out generic foxes like it's going out of style.

>>49547948
>Capycucks destroyed this place
Never mind the assload of gacha spam or multi year long discord raid.
No its totally the place that talks about monster girls, isn't filled with spam and has decent moderation(they actually do their job more than once in a blue moon)

>>49548294
We do talk about monster girls here. Over there almost exclusively seems to be talking about MGE. I wouldn't exactly call it better. It's not really more interesting or anything like that.

>>49548313
spamming images is not talking. what discussion are you referring to?

>>49548347
Once or twice a thread we get a little bit of this, a little bit of that. The other monster girl thread only gets one or two posts a day at most so it works out about the same in terms of interesting posts.

>>49548365
riveting

>>49548365
I see far more over there at a glance than that but you can believe what you like

>>49548387
You're not helping right now, gacha bro.

>>49548389
Anon, the monster girl thread had no posts between sunday and tuesday.

>>49548387
Keep it up gacha chad

>>49548393
I see plenty of posts in the mge thread on the 8th, 9th, and 10th so I dont know where youre getting this

>>49548390
>>49548394

>>49548411
now we're talking

>>49548410
He's one of the pests buttmad about MGE and he tries to imply /mge/ doesn't count and comparing this thread to the much slower general monster girl thread on capy instead

>be me
>be lonely
>see apopsicle
>start handholding with apopsicle
>she blushes and is too warm because even though it's summer she is dressed for winter

>>49548410
I don't know what I'd talk about there except for Cait Sith.

>>49548481
>robot or human in skintight suit
The great danger.

>>49548434
Can we get a sequel?

I bet Malefs and Dragonewts look for any excuse to kiss so they can sneak in a bit of their dark flame breath.

>>49548584
lmao you just reminded me that every mge girl only has some variant of the flames of desire as her power.

>>49548584
liplocking a dragonewt and ripping one like a bong

I'm gonna shave her tail while she's sleeping.

>>49546276
Only if they helped raise you like they did their own children.

If I feed a shog a cookie do I have to get her some milk?

>>49548666
That's a good story. But look at this dog who also takes mans best friend to the flanderized conclusion.

>>49548654
In Soviet MGE, Shog feeds YOU a cookie.

Do you have a favorite hairstyle for Mamono?

>>49548988
1. Messy "sex hair"
2. Drills (SHUT UP)
3. Any redheaded hair at all.

>>49548988
Whatever ushi-onis have.

>>49548988
Whatever is large and looks fluffy.

>>49548988
Himecut, I really want a Troll himecut

Why are there suddenly so many more mge posts?

>>49549088
What? That's some random middle school in New York.

>>49548988
Drills

>>49549025
I view the standard Ushi hair is the messy "sex hair" thing. I think Ushis are not big on brushy-brushy time, and would be VERY weak to it.

>>49549104
It's gone now. But the mystery lives on.

>>49548988
I like long hair. Short hair is gay.

Would monster girls sing like babymetal?

>>49549185
How short is short?
https://files.catbox.moe/1p2dca.jpeg
Is that short?

>>49549185
at what point does short hair change to long hair?

>>49549208
Yes that is pretty short. Ass length is best.

>>49549213
Is this better?
https://files.catbox.moe/mnr5fy.jpeg

>>49548988
Yeti hair

A brief spurt. Then the well runs dry.

>>49549465
if you hate slow boards so much you could always go back to /vg/

>>49549465
The spammerfag gets tired from time to time, please understand

>>49548365
Imagine having your head so far up your ass like this

>go to the maid bar
>order a beer from the shog bartender
>she pushes a shog shot towards you and says its on the house
would you drink it?

>>49549863
Yes. I would trust any shog implicitly.

>>49549476
this was a pretty fast thread tho?

>>49549863
>Have shog wife
>Have shog life
>Have shog cat
>Have shog hat
>Have shog bed
>Have shog med
Shoga Shave

>>49549928
>shog shave
>shog wife thinks your shog beard is too long

>>49549869
That's right, I made it fast. You should thank me.

>>49549928
Reminds me of the old rhythm crooked man.

>There was an unwed man who walked a cosmic mile.
>He found a shog in maid dress in sexy slimy style.
>She made a shoggoth cat who caught a shoggy mouse.
>And they all lived together in a little shoggoth house.

>>49550089
Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little master
That lives in a shog world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just shog
Like him inside and outside

>>49550035
>>49550040
Post more, let's speed up the thread

>>49550119
Dabba dee, dabba die.

Where did the gachafag go?

>>49548949
Made for breath sniffing

When do I get my stinky troll monster wife?

>>49550370
when you pay the troll toll

>>49550376
I'll pay all three tolls of all three of those trolls

>>49550390
dont be hasty anon
you cant handle the hole tolls of those three trolls

>>49550314
To sleep, I think.

It's International Lynx Day.

>>49551173
>>49551519
>>49551692
Right on time

It's Wolf Wife Wednesday.

>>49551851
We can't have a wife for every day, can we?

Where do we go from here?

>>49552255
You heats up the chocolate milk and you puts the smores in

>>49552356
I was trying to come up with a powerpuff girls reference but I couldn't think of anything to add but semen.

Give 'nuki

>>49552815
i did it for the nuki

Turtles love you

>>49552815
Aubtie Nuki is the best and the coolest

>>49550376
Imagine the anal foursome under the bridge

>>49552856
>>49552861
>>49552875
>>49553241
Thanks frens, this'll make my hospital stay much better seeing these mischievous merchants!

>>49553101
They're not very good as a little spoon

>>49553276
You missed one.

>>49553292
Why is she such a tailet?

>>49553283
That's not a danuki

>>49553303
Is there a difference between tanuki and danuki.

>>49553276
Get well soon

>>49553380
Thanks anonymous

>>49553527
Leave it to auntie hebi to give bad advice!

>>49553660
Why is the succubus intimidated by the human where her inherent monsterness makes her the superior race?

>>49553689
big boobs be making anon act unwise

>>49553527
I wish I was Jimmy

>>49553767
Your name is Tom.

I want some milk, my coffee grows cold
I want some milk, I should've been told

>>49553854
I will not become cat food

>Step outside the starting village
>Level 1 slime joins your party

>>49554186
She's ready for adventure!

>>49554193
How does her job advancement look?

Happy pride month everyone.

>>49554193
I'm suprised with all the types of slimes, we haven't gotten a slime knight or at least a metal slime (aside from that one slime queen pic)

>>49554243
The Parasite Slime is the closest thing we got.

>>49554235
>slime
>armored slime
>slime inhabiting a fullarmor suit
>infested slime armor

>>49554186
>>49554193
>Lime is one of the most loyal and dependable companions and stays with you regardless of your route
>Even more loyal than the main Heroines
MGQ Paradox made me appreciate slimes and good ol Lime has a permanent in my party

>>49554262
That game has some great girls and the race/job system tickled my brain hard. It makes me sad that it's held back by trash fetishes and garbage art from whoever does most of the abyss monsters.

>>49554277
>garbage art from whoever does most of the abyss monsters.
Xelvy grows on you.

Who could say no to this cute little face?

>>49554294
I can get used to the blowjob face, and the girls' designs can be genuinely good. The deal breaker is the yellow cum.

>>49554365
Yeah, if I'm getting my bootyhole blasted with monster girl cum, it should be either neon purple or neon green.
PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS!

I'd like to file a complaint.

I've yet to receive my state mandated Kiki meido!

>almost the entire thread is off-topic image spam and the raiders replying to their own spam and bringing in murderwhore shit like MGQ
Absolute state

>>49554622
>bringing in murderwhore shit like MGQ
Cool delusions, anon

Kiki or nuki?

Which team are you on?

>>49554693
See
>>49554262
>>49554277
>>49554294

>>49554704
shog

>>49554590
Sorry, we're all out of kikis. Have a shog instead.

>>49554829
That's not one of the options. >>49554834

>>49554863
SHOG

>>49554863
Angel maids are in high demand though.

>no love for kikis
You all make me sad

>>49554920
Here is a kiki.

>>49554920
>>49554704

I love the kiki, anon. But she must have big tits, make good borscht, and raise many children.

>>49554920
i don't need a proper maid, really. one of those discount maid cafe maids is just as good

>>49554953
No, she just needs to give me the 3 Rs:
>Rape
>Rape
>Rape

>>49554953
I don't know if I can get into borscht, but I'll eat it for her!

>>49554951
This kiki is very ancient. I can tell

>>49554964
Meat+Any Root Vegetable+Cabbage is always delicious, anon. Don't be scared of the beet just because it is purple like shog.

>>49554968
Kikis are cuter with "up" ears.

>>49554962
>Forcing herself on Mastah
How scandalous!

>>49555010
I love gap moe. Rapey meidos. Shy Ushis. Anything where she looks different than she acts I am INTO.

>>49554622
>Everything is off topic
When our posting is so low I think it's not off topic.

That being said, I do like meido outfits.

>>49554991
That's debatable. I prefer the floppy ears, but I'm not opposed to erect ears

should monsters have big butts?

>>49555279
It depends

>>49555289
on what

>>49555321
The species.
Big butt on porc, troll, or holst? Yes!
Big butt on kiki, black harpy, or Cheshire cat? No...

>>49555321
Whether you can lie.

>>49555358
>no big butt on kiki
bad taste

>>49555358
>Cheshire cat?
Cheshires are always best as MEATY KOTS.

Why are you looking at monster butts when there's perfectly good tails right above them

>>49555370
>>49555377
No. Kikis and cheshires are meant to have slender, adult frames

>>49555386
WRONG.

>>49555386
>No. Kikis and cheshires are meant to have meaty, hag frames
fixed

>>49555392
>>49555403
Fat is not optimal for meido or tour guide. For porcer breeding sow? Yes. But not kiki or cheshire

Have we fallen so low we're posting facebook tier memes now?

>>49555418
Too much fun was being had. He had to spoil it

okay so hear me out
vampire chef

dullahans are weird
do you prefer it if the body acts on its own or not?

>>49555570
I like that the body acts on its own only when the heart and mind are at odds. They work together when they're in sync.

>>49555415
Post more

>>49554920
ms kiki...

>>49555948
I think that's very obviously a missus at this point

>>49555948
she keeps getting bigger

I miss Wightfag and Mick, they should help make our thread faster than the Capycucks, together with the Gachachad.

do you think the stone tip is sensitive?

>>49556166
A turtle still feels through their shell so why not?

The curse of the mummy is actually just a figure of speech. Vomiting locusts for a thousand years is just an old wives' tale. The real curse of the mummy is that she is completely socially inept, devoid of all manners, gold-digging, manipulative, and a selfish brat. Don't ever wake her unless you have a lot of time and money on your hands. Thank you for buying "Mummies for Dummies."

>>49556181
yeah I bet she'll use her voice to turn you into her own personal hot water bottle and hug you and squeeze you all night

marry a buch of spiders, turn the street into a clothes factory and/market
call it the "silk road"

>>49555410
Cheshires have TWO jobs:
>Memes
>Butt stuff
Neither is tour guide.

>>49556437
Thread fanon vs actual canon

>>49556463
Gremlins do the cannon stuff.

I could spend all day making out with a kiki

>>49556634
The Kiki FEARS the time-wasting mastah.

>>49556659
I will waste her time with excessive kissing, cuddles, and lewd. A minimum of 4 hours each day dedicated to each activity. But likely a lot more

>>49556634
What you really want is your tongue up her butt hole

>>49555478
>fun
posting mge
>not fun
anything else.
This is getting genuinely retarded now.

Speed cleaning is how kikis have fun on a slow day

Reminder the MG government pays you the more children you have, just grab the girls who pop the most babies and you will have infinite money!

>>49557125
That's a terrible attitude to have towards children

>>49557197
Insects say otherwise

Blue monsters > non-blue monsters

>>49557558
I believe in Echidna supremacy

>>49556771
I'm so fucking glad we're not your captive audience anymore and I can just casually laugh watching you shit up this carcass of a thread with your mental illness.

>>49557962
Need a nerdy librarian succ sustaining off my mana, i just wanna hear her yapping about space topics while i doze off

>>49556157
You wanna talk about the cat?
>>49557703
Why do you even come here?

>>49558581
>miia turned herself into a fox
That's desperate. But a lamia got to do what she got to do in this tough dating market.

is there a way to deter gargoyles from sneaking into art exhibitions?

>>49558650
simply the best

>>49558650
So?

>>49558653
Make all the pedestals too small for them to perch on?

>>49558491
I thought she was a goat?

Witness the plant mermaid.

>>49558740
A cousin to the flow kelp?

>>49558748
I'll allow it, but I never saw it.

>>49558717
She's half-human, half-qilin.

We must secure the flow of spice.

Where do we go from here, anons?

>>49559420
To Hagville.

>>49559420
I have no god damned idea. This guide doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.

Kiki-trained foxgirls

>>49559537
>It's that way
>That's the same turn we just took
She's trying to wear him down before going for the "kill"

>>49559537
That's not a guide it's just a portable ass.

>>49559693
>cait sith training their kemono fox cousins to be proper cunts like them

>>49559693
Kiki-trained kikis!

>>49559913
???

>>49558049
I came here to laugh at you

I came here to post ushis and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

>>49559693
Kikis training in the far north

>>49560067
This meido is quite fluff-o. I approve-o.

>>49559956
I hopped over to your thread and you literally talk about me.

>>49560066
Out of Ushis too it seems.

>>49560200
Oh SNAP

Ushis can overheat easily in the summer due to FLUFF, so consider getting her some time in the water to cool off!

Ushis are just like Carla from Cheers--they only have one erogenous zone, but it covers their entire body.

Ushis are VERY sneaky. You might be next to an Ushi right now without even noticing her!

Ushi maternal instincts are STRONG, and they often acquire pets to take care of while still looking for that special someone.

Ushis are smart, and often acquire advanced skills. Like this Ushi who is a Therapeist!

ushis are rapists and belong in ushi jail

>>49560275
Ushi jail is my bedroom.

>>49560275
Ushi jail is actually confusingly named. It's a jail run by Ushis. It is a very horny place.
Speaking of horns! Ushis take great pride in their horns and view attention paid to them as quite the compliment.

Ushis enjoy many forms of evening entertainment, so if you date an Ushi, you will have many choices for Date Nights. Of course, a romantic dinner for 2 is always a good choice.

Finally, remember that Ushis are people, and despite their fearsome reputation, they desire cute, lovey-dovey moments just like you and me!

OK, quick coda. USHI STICK FIGURE CUTENESS.

Other than unicorns, what monsters make the best doctors and nurses?

>>49560436
Hypnosis.

>>49560438
Mermaids. Their blood is literally a healing potion.

>>49560438
mindflayers

>>49560438
Milfs.

>>49560743
>that guy what let him get repeatdly bitten by poisonous snakes to the point he became immune to posion and scientists are researching his blood for a universal anti venom.

>>49560801
Wife