I've SEEN things you people won't believe... A conspiracy theorist in love with Yukari. An esoteric Touhou user in love with Yukari, a French dude in love with Yukari... And a guy that wants to rape Yukari cosplayers...

No man, no joke, why does people love this girl specifically? In fact, how does the majority of people in this place fall in love with the characters? So, for the thread to not die early I want to talk about what draws you people into your characters, what drews you in, a crush or a deep love, anyway. A waifuist thread.

AND PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THIS WOMAN (specifically...) IS SO ATTRACTIVE TO YOU!

This is just a joke I am making, but I genuinely want to know why do you guys fell for your characters, and specifically this strange woman.

I am asexual aromantic, but this always made me curious. Love is such a weird thing.

[Please forgive me the autism, I am feeling euphoric because something good happened to me today and I always write like this when that happens.]

>>49537260 (OP)
most well known and thus most popular MILF character so it appeals to people

>>49537260 (OP)
>I am asexual aromantic
Have your test levels professionally checked and consider taking supplements, cut down on vegetables esp. soi derived food, eat more raw onion and garlic and red meat.

>>49537260 (OP)
>a Frenchie loving an older blonde woman with big breasts
Color me shocked... Frenchies are arrogant bastards that somehow get to fuck every women they meet.

>>49537260 (OP)
Anon, I have no intention of letting you know who my waifu is or why I love her, but I noticed at the end that you said that something good happened to you today and that you're happy. I'm glad you're happy. I wish you the best.

>>49537300
Thank you Anon! Now, can I ask why some people do not like talking about their waifu? Is so weird, we are anons here, I thought everyond could let go of inhibitions.

>>49537260 (OP)
Turn on your monitor.

>>49537280
Anon, what are you trying to tell me? I do not understand very well. Please tell me what do you mean.

>>49537326
He's calling you a femboy.

>>49537326
He's saying your testosterone levels are low and recommending a bunch of pseudoscientific cures.

>>49537260 (OP)
I like Alice and I don't know why

>>49537385
It's doesn't matter how hard you try.

>>49537260 (OP)
Yukari can have two threads! Two!

>What's so attractive about this mother[...]?
She's a very powerful, unpredictable woman with a mysterious character who can be written as very serious or very silly and have it work either way. She's a loose cannon in Gensokyo, able to be everywhere and anywhere she pleases, and involve herself with whatever, whenever she feels like - or she could sleep for twenty hours. She's got a lot of sway in Gensokyo, and she often uses it to be a big fucking troll. I love her for that.

She has a lot of useful connections: most inhabitants of Gensokyo have at least some connections with Yukari, and this contributes to her power. Outside of that, she's got a whole family in Ran and Chen. Marry Yukari, you'll never be alone again. You've basically already got a child together with her.

Then there's her visual design: She's undeniably very pretty. The flowing purple dress, the mob cap and associated red antennae, the beautiful blonde hair, and bright amethyst eyes. Fun fact: her primary colours, red and purple / violet, are on the opposite sides of the specturm of visible light, and her bow is an infinite eight. She's one of few "developed" women in Gensokyo, and that adds to her more mature character. She's a sight for sore eyes, clothed or no.

(p.s. You're not aroace. You'll grow out of that when you get some balls: the sooner you realize it doesn't exist outside of woke echochambers and you don't benefit from limiting and castrating yourself for clout, the better. Terveisin, former ace)

>>49537410
Forgot a picture. How could I? So much praising the PH Boss without attaching a picture of her.

>>49537389
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time

>>49537410
>t. gigachad who post on the Shadow Hag Money Gang.

>>49537427
All I know!

>>49537385
>>49537389
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time all I know.
Magic is a delicate thing. Watch them fly by like puppets on a string.
Watch her count down to the end of the day, the girl burns life away.
It's so unreal, didn't look out below.
Watched her friends go right out the window.
Tryna hold on, she didn't even know they wasted it all just to watch her go.
She kept everything inside and even though (You) tried, it all fell apart.
What it meant to her will eventually stir the return of a time when

I'll seriously answer OP later lol

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>>49537410
>Spoiler text

Wait, for real? It does not exist? Can someone explain to me it fully? What causes aro ace people to be like that? And if it does not exist, why it is said to exist? Explain everything Pleasesesese!

>>49537410
Honestly man. The reason I like the idea of my sexuality being truly ace aro is the fact romance in real life scares me. I am traumatized with cheating and female nature to the point where I do not want to trust anyone, so sometimes I am glad I am ace aro, because that means I will never have to worry about a girl cheating on me or falling in love with a woman that does not correspond me. It is a price I pay for freedom at the same I am sentenced to not feeling love at all. Or at least that is what I choose because I am the kind of asexual that can have sex, but is not attracted to any gender, I mean, I know I am ace because for example I never felt attracted to say an attractive girl in school, but has never been repulsed to the idea of sex like a sex repulsed ace. And even thought I am aro, (Or Actually not as you say.) I can feel a lot of romantic love for say my family, friends or pets. I have heard that aros actually can keep romantic relationships if their partner understands their sexuality and adjust themselves to it. But I simply do not think there is a woman on Earth who would accept me as I am. But man, it does feel bad to never have experienced something all of humanity has experienced, and seeing all those stories of aros who never dated and now are lonely. I do not know what to do man...

>>49537619
Non-romantic love* I sometimes forget words on my writings because of bad memory.

>>49537260 (OP)
>AND PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THIS WOMAN (specifically...) IS SO ATTRACTIVE TO YOU!
There are two Yukari's, Evil Canon Yukari and Evil Fanon Yukari.
One is a whimsical schemer but without proper human morality but fronts most of her evil acts to appear scary.
The other actually is evil just as she's whimsical but fronts most of her whimsical acts to appear silly.
I love both 100% and would accept it all.

>>49537260 (OP)
>I am asexual aromantic
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>49537527
>for clout
Read the post properly next time, retard.
>>49537410
Good post though. Perfectly on-point in every sense.

>>49538128
>Kill yourself, faggot.
The definition of a faggot is a man who likes men. A man who does not like anyone is just "F."

>>49537260 (OP)
>I've SEEN things you people won't believe...
https://files.catbox.moe/3wdgd8.mp4
Not perfect, but eh, still suits enough.

>>49538160
>Um akchually...
>Purposely misses to be point just for an epic comeback on an internet argument
Kill yourself, pedantic retard faggot.

>>49537260 (OP)
My answer is simple: Large Yokai Hag Milkers
That is all.

>>49538726
Who the hell hurt you?

>>49537260 (OP)
>rape

She has nice aesthetics and she's mysterious with an evil bend while also coming across as a little dorky which some guys think is alluring. For me though, it's Kasen.

>>49537619
That was a long way to say "I am scared of women and therefore I try to rationalize that fear with made-up adjectives to hide behind, as they make me feel less alone in my suffering and emotional contradictions"
There's a ton of college girls calling themselves aro ace and whatever who say they want an almost platonic relationship with someone they can hug and kiss and watch autistic shows together, don't desperate. If that's your idea of happiness, it's in reach. Many people are retarded and scared in the ways you are, it's even more common in women from my experience.
As for "what to do", it always starts with understanding yourself, your emotions, and your desires. Labels and cute neat boxes can help for a time, but don't let them be a justification for your fears and a mean to not bother understanding yourself.
The next step is facing your desires, whatever they may be. There are two paths: indulgence, and abstinence. Both lead to forms of suffering, and forms of happiness.
Once you know who you are, and made a choice regarding what matters to you and what doesn't, it will be time to act. Take care of yourself, acquire skills, touch grass, find IRL and online communities of people living near you, with low anonymity and likeminded people.
If you're struggling with the hedgehog's dillema, both fear of women and desire for proximity with them, one of the two advice may help you: Either stop being retarded and realize there's nothing to fear, or go the proper and slow way and get therapy to try and work through that.
Also, if you're young, it's okay to be retarded, you may not believe it right now but as you grow up and experience things, you'll change.

As for Yukari, she's one of the strongest characters in Touhou. She has an ability that goes beyond human understanding. She's peak femininity in all its beauty and its toxicity at once. Her very high confidence and nonchalant approach to life make her relatable. She has incredible outfits. She's highly elegant, refined, smart, educated, and has knowledge worth centuries. Her musical theme is a violent celebration of death with pure elegance. She's an unstoppable menace that simply does not desire to move, most of the time at least. And she's imagined as sexually aggressive, with no inhibitions and few limits. This is what I see in her, and love in her.

Well, this is my kind of woman.

>>49540121
I mean, I am not scared of women in the traiditional sense. But of people in general.

And also, I am also very grateful for your post. I turned eight teen the previous year some months ago and even thought I try to be mature a lot of things from my past sill torment me a bit. But I also do not know if I actually desire a relationship, not that I cannot. Because when I am in a normal state I usually enjoy being single. But, still, I think the best course of action is to wait to the day were I actually want to be romantically involved with someone, because rushing things never ends well. And I am also now understanding what actually you all mean by telling me about being aromantic and asexual in a bad way. It is just used for clout, but this makes me wonder, does that mean at some point I may feel love or something? Is asexuality/aromanticism caused by some medical conditions like some anons suggested?

Honestly I do not want to identify as ace aro anymore. I never liked the LGBT community in the first place so I am just wondering why I thought of identifying that way.

I am now curious, what would you all do if Yukari were in love with you? But head over heels in love, and she wanted to enter in a relationship and date and etc. How would be the first time you two have sex?

>>49540204
If you're that young, don't torture yourself too much with all that. Focus on your studies, acquire social skills and professional skills, go out and interact with people. Focus on learning, don't fear mistakes and failure too much as they're necessary for learning, and you'll be fine.
Will you fall in love? Perhaps. Having that question as a motivator for you to live your life, meet people and experiment, seems healthy to me.
As for asexuality/aromantic stuff, generally the people who are genuinely affected by serious case of these things have no clue there are words and terms for that, because they genuinely don't think about these things at all. They're cool terms for young people, and people feeling lost, to try and understand themselves, and they often lead to negative outcomes, weird attitudes, self-fulfilling prophecies and regrets. They're also terms with heavy political connotations. As for meds and conditions, yes, someone's libido, sex drive, or feelings of love for others can be affected by external factors, biological ones, and drugs. If you have vitamin D deficiency for example, you'll have lower testosterone levels, causing worse moods and lower libido, on statistical average it remains true. Use google scholar to look up research articles, read the conclusions, and fact-check yourself everything people online say.

Yukari feels fictional to me, she feels more like myself than a possible other person. But I think most Yukari lovers would rather know what she would do with us.

>>49539723
He's right though. You have to like, go back bro..

This is my kind of woman. Gaze upon her angelic cherry-red cheeks, her lovely coat, black as night, her electrifying spiky hair and tell me, would you not sacrifice your life and soul for her? To love her for all eternity? I know I would, the most beautiful being in all of the universe... I love her with every atom of my being and would never betray her for anyone else. I love you, Dhomochevsky.

>>49541627
I know this mofo since 1 minute ago but I think he is badass and has good design

>>49540248
>Yukari feels fictional to me, she feels more like myself than a possible other person.
Forgive me but what does this mean?

>>49537260 (OP)
She hot, smart, mysterious and evil, while also, maybe, doing all of her shit for a more positive future.

>>49539723
You by you being so retarded.

>>49537260 (OP)
That's because Gensokyo is real and Yukari is a real spirit, that likely existed in Japan before ZUN represented her. Spirits operate like petri dishes or gangs, they want to increase their influence as much as possible. Spirits want you to have a relationship with them (whatever that may be), because by helping you they help themselves by increasing their influence in the world. Spirit and matter are opposed and do not normally intersect. Humans are a spirit and matter at the same time, they are an anomaly like cold fire. Spirits cannot interact with the world normally and matter cannot interact with spirits normally. Humans however have the potential to do so. 2hus are powerful muses, why do you think so much art and fanworks by this, because 2hus want to increase their influence in the world.

>>49537260 (OP)
>And a guy that wants to rape Yukari cosplayers
He's talking about a specific person, Yukaricosplayer. It's a /v/hu thing.

>>49549341
Explain further.

>>49550262
Just look at any posts in the jp/hu/ threads centered around cosplay talk for more than two minutes and you'll understand.

>>49558270
>Just look at any posts in the jp/hu/ threads
OP is probably autistic, confused about romantic/sexual drives of his and you suggest he visits /v/hu incursion? Is this recklessness or malice?

I wonder how much of it is due to the novelty of seeing a woman wear a full-length European style dress like that. Like you rarely see them so it’s special when you do and you forgot how pretty they can be. Maybe it’s just where I live (Oregon) or my hiki lifestyle but I almost never see women dress like that. They more frequently wear pants than skirts or dresses, and on the occasions where they do wear the latter the skirts (either on its own or as part of a dress) are usually on the shorter side, often cut in a non-traditional way (like pencil skirts), and the sleeves are either absent or those short puffy kinds. Come to think of it, I’m not sure I’ve EVER seen a woman wear a dress like Yukari’s (European style, long sleeves, long skirt) in-person. Like they’re the exclusive domain of renaissance fair attendees and little girls dressing up as princesses.

>>49558442
No, I do don't visit /v/hu lmao I heard about it in the Touhou fest thread

HAGGIER
SAGGIER

>>49558484
You're not wrong.
Fashion is dead all over. Only mass produced boring generic clothes are allowed.
Only way you can see people dressed on something fancy like that is only if they're part of organized groups, and even so, that's pretty much just only during events, never during daily life. Even people who're into lolita only do so during "outings".
It's why people like that one dude who wears nothing but era clothing stood out so much and made such a splash.
All that said, there's also the money issue. Clothes like that are plain and simply not cheap at all. Like, look at this lady's cosplay. You can tell it's high quality, made custum made, not some mass-produced chinese factory cheap Amazon dreck. That's a good few hundred bucks, if it doesn't go over a thousand, how many people can afford something like that just like that? And of those who could, just how many would be into this type of activity? This type of fashion?

>>49558841
I want to hang myself
>>49558484
>European style
Women in europe dress like in Oregon too. Globohomo o algo.
I love touhou girls for all these frills and ribbons.
>>49560490
In ye olden times people had much less clothing but it was more durable to compensate for high cost. And prettier too if you modified it yourself.
Besides, modern clothing is also much more expensive to buy than it costs to produce, but that don't have much to do with how beautiful Yakumo-sama is.

>>49558841
Skit marks..

>>49537268
*GILF

>>49549232
So true anon.

What isn't?

>>49560490
To be fair, you don't have to go all out like some cosplayers do, and you can still look better then 99% of the population

>>49563973
>Women in europe dress like in Oregon too. Globohomo o algo.
He's not talking about modern European women, silly. European style doesn't refer to that. We all know it is referring to Victorian style and the like.
>but that don't have much to do with how beautiful Yakumo-sama is.
Maybe, but pretty things become even prettier when adorned with also pretty things. Clothes say a lot about the person and bring about charm unique to them based on the type of clothes they wear and their fashion preferences.
>>49573195
That the bare minimum of presentation and personal hygiene makes you the 1% is quite sad in itself and further adds to the point of how fashion is dead.
You "don't have to" but I think the world would be a far nicer and better place if more people actually went all out more frequently and it was actually commonplace. For all people complain about Japan being a place where you're supposed to conform, you can be a lolita over there and pretty much have next to no issues whatsoever. Now imagine going out in lolita clothes as your dailywear in a western country. Unimaginable. And the same applies to so many other subculture fashions.
You "don't have to do" a lot of things but still do them because they make you feel nice. Clothes, fashion, and caring about your looks are part of that. Wearing nice pretty high quality clothes just feels nice.

>>49537260 (OP)
Look alive, Anon. She's trying to lure you in. Right about now you probably wonder who I am. Allow me to elucidate you: Name is Robert E. o. Speedwagon. I had a hunch anon's run of trouble might not be done so I followed him back home. I like you anon, so I'm gonna offer up this little tidbit pro bonno. Living in the gutter , you learn to spot low lives pretty quick if you want to see tomorrow. I've trained my nose to sniff out the bad ones from the good with just a sniff. This woman reeks of brimstone and blood worse than anyone I've ever laid eyes on. She's pure evil, right down to her very bones! Is she a victim of circumstance, you wondering? Not on your life! She's been evil since she first drew breath!

>>49537260 (OP)
She has nice boobers. Kanako's are still larger and the best though.

>>49550262
tl;dr
>anon updates /v/hu about touhoufest events during 2024
>anon is asked if they’re cosplaying
>says they’re cosplaying Yukari
>other anons vaguepost about meeting the specific Yukari cosplayer at the fest
>touhoufest ends
>other anons go through cosplay photos
>only 2 Yukari cosplayers
>one clearly matches vague descriptions, the other is barely even cosplaying
>pictures posted on /v/hu
>forever dubbed yukaricosplayer

>>49578618
And where's the pictures? You can't post all that while not posting the pictures too.

>>49577649
>Kanako’s are still larger
This post was paid for by Moriyan shills!

>Why do people find a super beautiful and super smart and super powerful aryan attractive?
Gee, I wonder.

I want to be Yukari-sama's maid...

>>49593012
Ran-sama would definitely appreciate the extra assistance, I'll tell you that much

>>49593012
>become Yakumo-sama's maid
>also get to become Yakumo-sama's (the fox one) apprentice

>>49593284
>>49594860
What about Chen?

>>49537260 (OP)
I don't know about Yukari... but I LOVE Satorin! When I think about her, I get all tingly inside and my heart grows three sizes!

She's blond. That's it.
Men are that simple.

>>49606703
El gappo de la neggro

>>49606703
Perfection...

>>49606703
Explains why she's so lazy

>>49606703
Too dark.

>>49606703
SHE'S BLACK... SHE'S BALD!

I wanna dress-up as Yukarin.

>>49537260 (OP)

>>49558484
Women don't wear dresses, anymore. Personally, I like Yukari because she's fashionable and because of the math memes.

>Oregon
Meet me in front of Powell's Books at 3 o'clock on saturday, the 28th.

>>49622578
I tell ya what kid, if yer lookin’ to mug someone ya gotta at least make sure yer going t’ the same place as them, daze!

>>49577649
100% accurate.
>>49586105 is a fag.

>>49606703
Negrokari

>>49624200
Burnside. I'll be in the coffee area.

>>49577649
Praise Kanako-sama!

I want to headpat Yukari-sama. She can keep my hand afterwards too.

>>49629352
Less than 12 hours remain. If you ought to contact me you already know how for we have done so before. Otherwise, I am not sure it is too wise to be meeting up with unknown people on underwater basket weaving forums. (That is if you are even serious about this and not just pulling my leg. I was most convinced of the latter.)

>>49635743
I don't know how to contact you, but I will be there.

>>49635743
I will wear a black, white and red hat.

Due to unforeseen circumstances I will not be able to attend

It's over the cute yukarianons won't be having Yukari-sama crossplaying gay sex now...

>>49537260 (OP)
I love Yukari because o what sh represents to be. Divisions, the boundary between one state and another. The shift between hat has happened and what is to come.

I made a series o bad decisions and left like I would never be able to recover. She said that even if I felt like I was being left behind by the world, it wasn't the end. I should run faster. I would outpace the world, zip right back to the cutting edge. To change is to revolt against the past. And, like the horizon, she is always in the distance, on ever expanding frontiers. She represents hope or me, which is why I love her.

Yukari!

>>49644370
I love this yukari design so much.

>I love Yukari because o what sh represents to be.
>the boundary between one state and another
>I made a series o bad decisions
>I should run faster.
are you court ordered to not leave Montana after the incident?

>>49646144
sorry, forgot to link >>49639866

>>49646144
I am not American

>>49537260 (OP)
I have a theory that whenever she tries to be hot Yukari becomes extremely unappealing but the moment she stops trying she becomes sex incarnate.
For example when she dolls herself up and puts on nice clothes she ends up coming off as granny Yukari but then when she gets home, washes her make up and walks around with nothing but her panties and a shirt she becomes one of the hottest women in the world.

>>49650994
Nah, she’s always hot