Thread 49550990

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The number of the beast

>>49550990 (OP)
Me on the right

>>49551006
But bottom or top?

i bet 50 dollars that 70% of you don't even lurk /v/ for /v/hu threads anymore and just sit in here jerking eachother off

this will be the last /jp/hu thread

>>49551206
>inb4 vee thread deletition spree

Where is the Mystia set?

WHERE IS 103GGER'S SHITSCRIBBLE I WANT IT NOW

And so you crawl back

>>49551609
not for long!

is this vhu?

>>49551688
Draw Noelle

>>49551688
draw ellen with kana (in a barrel)

>>49551801
Holy crap it's Yachie Deltarune

>>49550990 (OP)
>/jp/hu 6
just like touhou 6. This will be the dawn of a new era

>>49551631
oh really?

>>49551817
not for long! (again)

>>49551807
Its actually Happy Tree Friends character

Requesting a /jp/v/8/hu version of this with cosplayers and anon

Trap Ran's futacock in a chastity cage permanently. DO IT NOW!

>>49551838
damn that guy is gay

>>49551854
Show some respect he's the man who killed osama
If we had posters here who could say they accomplished great deeds, they'd get cosplay concubines of their own

>>49551819
Is it the toby fox thread?

I made it to Gengetsu's final spell card 2 times in a row and jobbed miserably. I just want to take a shower

>>49551917
It's okay Anon just take a rest no need to force it

>>49551917
You are allowed to take a shower

>>49551911
Idk I'll check back in 10 mins

Post touhous that will never be satisfied with you

>>49551932
Reimu we can't do it in the shrine

>>49551960
Kasen

DDC more like BBC

>>49551960
Yuuka

>>49551983
Yuukabro...

>>49551983
Who out of DDC's cast is most likely to?

LMAO YUUKABBC
GET IT
BECAUSE YUUKABROS ARE KEKS
HAHAHA BBC

>>49552009
Lol I get it I think
Yuukabros really are like that hahahah

>>49552001
Benben

>>49552009
Do you really think you're safe, sagumebro?

Finally, i even got the Reimu bomb portrait win

>>49552031
PC98 Reimu was so cute what the fuck happened to her

ZUN grew up

>>49552045
Alcoholism and several aborted pregnancies

>>49552031
Good job Anon!

>>49552045
ZUN entered his "I hate everything I did as my past self" phase. A phase that has not quite yet ended.

Mosquitone should make another hypnosis chubby Reimu doujin

>>49552061
pc98 was in fact 80% piece of crap, ZUN is right about it

>>49552031
Looks like the hunter became the huntered

>>49552078
Makai is a far more interesting realm than anything ZUN came up with later, with the exception of the Moon and Lunarians

>>49552094
holy shit taste

>>49552078
anything from PC98 is more fun to play than the fecal matter of a game UDoALG is

>>49552099
name one place better than Makai

Makaibroken

>>49552113
gensokyo

So... why did Toby write a cuck and rape scene in Chapter 4?

is anything on vee up yet

>>49552113
Not him but ENTER

>>49552133
that's cheating

>>49552145
isnt this a real place in japan

>>49552031
GZ mate

>>49552158
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozu_Tombs

>>49551609
REIMU NYOOO ITS DANGEROUS OUT THERE!!!

Do you think ZUN has played Undertale or Deltarune?

BRaaaaaaaaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAP

>>49552099
Makaibroken
Moonbroken

junko thread up

>>49552291
FTFY

stop telling jptraitors goyim

>>49552334
jaytraitors are just very old veehuus that need special assistance

>>49552291
mind = blown

>>49552291
COULD MOZART STILL BE ALIVE?

Layla Prismriver is Mima

Can anyone post the cosplayer video?

>>49552376
too kino to be real

What Touhou could he rizz up?

>>49552380
which one?

Taking a fat shit in the /v/hu thread!

>>49552334
Remipervert is long dead, buried and forgotten.

>>49552433
Didn't he say he was sick and never came back? He literally died.

>>49552416
The iconic /v/hu one

>>49552401
No 2hu likes a gamer.

>>49552490
mugvid? it's joint /v/hu and /jp/ culture at this point
https://files.catbox.moe/z1ft82.mp4

>>49552520
>jp steals vhu heritage again
grim

it's gone...

instant 404s are part of /v/hu culture, amirite sisters? Making short lived threads and getting banned in the process is KINO and BASED and i love every second of it!!

>>49552557
yes, it literally is

>>49552324
>>49551940
oh reaaaaaally?

As is expected, /v/hu tards needed to be reminded who is the boss of this gym! (I reported for offtopic)

They didn't ban me however.

>>49552586
*Gasp* Junkoanon!

>>49552557
If you want to be a traitor so bad then just say you hate posting on vee instead of being an assmad faggot about it

>>49552586
Oh so I get a temporary block and have to reset my router but you get off scott free? Fuck you

>>49552593
I don't hate posting on /v/, i just hate jannies. Remove jannies from the equation and i'd be more than willing to leave /jp/hu forever

Nvm they warned me. Warn your ass janny touhou is a video game.
>>49552597
I now have static IP so I deserve a handicap.

>>49552557
id rather eat crumbs with bums than eat steaks with snakes

When will /v/tards learn that /jp/ isn't their dumping grounds? Clearly you don't belong here.

aya thread is up

>>49552465
AIDS finally got him, rip.

ayapervet thread?!

>>49552617
holy meirabroken

>>49552619
Oh, this one? >>>/v/712342257

>>49552617
Then ban us. All of us.
Do it.

>>49552636
That's the chick from dead or alive

>>49552636
That's our new plan, hijacking threads that can catch vhus' eye even by slightest

>>49552597
>he doesn't know about /ipconfig renew
>>49552605
staticIPjunkoanon... please don't risk it like this, last time I got permabanned for creating a 2hu thread on /v/

>>49552642
>that's our new plan, [RAIDS]
Fuck you, genuinely. That's where i draw the line

>>49552642
that is not even touhou fuck you even I have standards

>>712343482
LOLI SEKIBANKI!!!!!!

>>49552649
Oh yeah like we never hijacked random threads that were not created to be a vhu thread
retard

>>49552557
Yippie!!!!!

>>49552639
By taking over threads that are credibly /v/hu, you would make your jannies more paranoid and prone to mistakes. Have you thought about this?

>>49552656
I MEAN
>>>/v/712343482

>>49552657
We didn't if they didn't have 2hu OP image.
Them's the rules.
We do not break them that's just poor sportsmanship.

>>49552657
Coincidentally coming together to the same thread because we saw a 2hu is one thing but linking unrelated threads here is literally raiding

hey

>>49552657
You are a fed and not truly one of us

>>49552671
oh oh, are we the baddies?

so many rare marisads

>>49552648
I don't care, it's /v/hu or death. I don't even use 4chan outside of /v/hu threads so I'll just leave in case I get permabanned, but not just yet.

>>49552691
speaking from experience, you'll never get permabanned for making 2hu threads. At most you'll get 3 days of vacation but most of the time i get a warning and that's it

ENOUGH!
ENTER
>>>/v/712344550

>>49552703
I give it a minute

>>49552703
how did ccpanon got there that fast?

>>49552713
Bot

>>49552720
CCPBOT

Who would win: ">weeb dogshit thread" anon or falseflagger-kun?

Remihag loves you

>>49552709
it's been almost 10 minutes

I was too slow in the bread making and now my bread is going to die and the shitpost bread will survive just untill my bread dies and than the shitpost bread will get mega nuked

>>49552757
You're welcome!

>>49552755
If it lasts 10 more minutes i'll kneel and apologize

/v/ jannies when they see a veehu thread be like

https://youtu.be/x2YcmJgTKDc?si=6mQyn4ngF5-QWykY

>>49552761
I hope your stupid cat gets ruined over by a car dumb broad

>>49552765
ON YOUR KNEES!

Genuinely, how do you even tolerate /v/ speed? It feels like some mass social media for underage. I decided to look for your threads there and I feel more weary than after hour of Touhou after 5 minutes already.

>>49552823
Yup yup yup

>>49552816
Fine...

I'm sorry for all the mean things i said about /v/hu threads and /v/hu anons this morning. I can understand why you wouldn't like this place and prefer real threads, after all it's not my place to judge you. At the end of the day i'm the biggest fool since i'm gonna post in /v/ anyways so i also apologize for being a hypocrite too.

It's fine if you hate me for what i did and it's even fine if you've always hated me. This is the closest i can get to cleansing my sins..

>>49552823
it's okay /jp/grampa, it's normal to feel like that when you're that old

>>49552790
I saw your thread and I bumped it

>>49552831
I don't remember any of that stuff plus you're probably mistaking me for another anon, I just decided to make a thread for the lulz out of an impulse

>>49552831
Thats ok Juan I still think you are superplapper

>>49552790
I saw your thread and I ignored it

>>49552855
threadisregarder.....

>3 threads
/v/hu is healing

>>49552846
Sorry you had to read that then
>>49552851
Thanks...

Juankneeler...

Make more threads! Make more threads!

>>49552874
REIMU CULOOOO

I was going to lift today but now I don't feel like it so I'm going to jerk off to a Alice chatbot where I hypnotize her or something idk

>>49552823
Just leave, you won't get any rational discussion with people this trite

Sorry buddy I'M ALREADY hypnotizing Alice

>>49552898
I don't come here for rational discussion, I come here to have fun

my most favorite screencap ever

>>49552903
I came here to laugh at you clowns

one down

One down
Two remain

Why is she called Clownpiece anyway?

This thread gets to live btw
>>>/v/712348082

>>49552928
>>49552929
don't let my sacrifice go in vain...

>>49552939
>human feet
Not canon. She has hooves.

>>49552921
I hope we will make you laugh good :DD!!!!

>>49552939
live?

>>49552929
another one

>>49552992
I would say that nioh thread but it really doesn't feel like the thread

>>49553003
Stay out of the thread I love Nioh

Who the fuck is ?

ENOUGH!
ENTER
>>>/v/712350397

>>49553013
Why do you think this will survive any longer than previous one

Can someone bring PeekReimuposter here?

>>49553017
Previous one?

>>49553013
this os just asking for a ban wave

Today it feels slow for some reason

>>49553013
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING SHIT! SICK OF PLAYING THESE FUCKING CHARACTERS! SHIT!

>>49552951
No, you make me cry for the /jp/ that died years ago, kill yourselves kudasai

>>49553059
Holy meirabroken

why'd one of you link this thread on the /v/ thread lel

Why contain it?

>>49553059
take it to the idol or vtuber thread

>>49553078
'scool

Organized discord raid, do your fucking job janny

The Meiracord isn't real

>>49553119
Holy meirabroken

>>49553125
Neither is your father, but I raped his boihole until he shit his daipy

It's stupid and I don't get it, but keep going.

>>49553119
until they hit the vtuber threads nothing will be done
hail meira

it got super gay here out of nowhere

>>49553139
The /j/ leaks showed they were all in on the idol and cancer and wanted to push touhou off the board, judging by this thread, I am starting to see why

>>49553147
And vtuber cancer*

not a single meido remains in this shithole

>>49553147
If that was the case, why don't they just prune this thread with no survivors? Why allow us to stay?

>>49553142
Suck my cock dude

but gius remember when they posted in the mike bread!!!!! the meidos care!!!!!!

>>49553160
They need you to leave a message for the rest of us, a cancerous GENERAL that continues to shit up the board

>>49553160
to spite touhoufags i guess
touhounigs still bring traffic to their board and it's impossible to just go ahead and say "TOUHOU IS BANNED GOODBYE" on a whim

how the fuck do i look for chen porn in kemono when her name is just 橙 and kemono has a two character minimum

>>49553175
dunno

>>49553175
I can at least narrow it down for you
https://kemono.su/posts?tag=touhou

>>49553191
uhh yuukabros they're stealing our bvlls...

>>49553125
this is what i realized after going down the rabbithole. it's back to the bwuh zone for me.

>>49553191
Me once I find Koishi. We are just going to hug each other until we fall asleep. I love my adopted little autistic yokai imouto.

>>49553125
Uh oh

Why /v/hu is so good today?

>>49553125
We are gonna have 1 year anniversary of Meiracord soon actually

>>49553223
full of tourists (clean)

Next you're gonna say mustardgasanon isn't real

I am potatochipanon and I am most certainly real

>>49553160
They have given up on the entire board but the hololive threads

>>49552672
I wish I could meet IRL Banki and have consensual sex with her.

>>49553017
this thread has lasted (roughly) twice as long as the other thread
apologize

>>49553017
you keep losing

My friend wants some Youmu pics, do you have any?

>>49553289
I won't apologize for asking a question

>>49553302
yes

>>49553302
To masturbate to? No. I don't like boys all that much.

>>49553306
you lost patrickautist

>>49553318
But I'm squidwardautist actually

That krabby patty is making me feel real lustful....!

>>49553295
oh really?

nyoo...

Make a third one and it will last two hours

>>49553332
you'll see when this next thread comes around
you'll see

someone is planning something very bad

someone is planning something very funny

maybe we should make peace with Remidiapers so they teach us their ways

>>49553147
yikes if true. source?
>>49553222
>>49553225
i still don't believe it.

sex with cheap homeless /v/hu posters

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>>49552823
basically what >>49552898 said, tis fruitless to try and conversate with those who care not to listen

>>49553378
>i still don't believe it.
I mean it exists but it isn't what most people think it is.
It was created about a year ago when jannies were working overtime to ban all /v/hu threads and posters as an alternative to keep in touch, kinda like what we are doing with /jp/hu right now. If you were present in the threads back in the day you could spot discord invite link in most of them.
It's not like we do any organized raids or gay RP stuff or whatever /v/hu boogieman activity of the week is, we just talk about 4chan, 2hu and other stupid stuff, post links to current /v/hu thread and occasionally play some vidja together

YUP YUP YUP

>the meiracord was real and it was good
bwuh!?

Good thing my heroes never posted in the meiracord

I'm thinking about making a third thread

>>49553395
/v/ may be a dumpter fire 99% percent of the time but at least some threads are about videogames more often than not
I dont have anything agaisnt /jp/ and I actually contribute to shrine threads sometimes but its just too slow and it suffers a lot from the same stuff as /v/ when it comes to the catalog being pretty bleak sometimes
in the end it doesnt really matter to me since I use both I guess but I still think this place should be in /v/ and /jp/ shouldnt have to put up with yet another general
cheers

>>49553389
why the heck am I listed twice here

>>49553389
Cucke Meiya

new marisad variation just dropped, should I sell my marisad shiny rare and invest in this one?

>>49553428
this is just a faded marisad not rare at all

*fills diaper*

Public service announcement: 1712072174597.jpg rarity has dropped from [rare] to [uncommon]

>>49553402
Speak for yourself, I do super top sekret gay RP with merth daily

Just horrible.

I'm actually friends with mspaintanon in secret, he draws me my favorite 2hu for free.

this futa drought will be the end of me...

>>49553402
is it easy to recognize ritualposters in there?

>>49553422
>shrine threads
As in Hakurei Shrine Experience?

....the oc thread on pissu is making fun of us.........

>>49553454
Not really. Surprise, surprise without blanket of anonymity everybody acts pretty normal.
Well as normal as a 4chan poster would but honestly I have no idea if any of the /v/hu ritualposters are in the cord and if they are they are either lurking or hiding it. Because why would you ritualpost during casual conversation on a cord.

HOST:
"Alright! Starting things off is the Hakurei Shrine Maiden herself. Reimu, are you ready?"
REIMU:
"Let’s get this over with. I’ve got yokai to smack and tea to drink."
[BEATBOX BEGINS – Reimu’s Theme: Remix of “Maiden’s Capriccio”]

REIMU (rapping/beatboxing):
"I guard the border, you worship rain—
Another copy shrine girl, kinda plain.
You call down gods? I just exterminate.
My donation box full—check your faith rate."

(Beatbox interlude with charms flying around and ZUN-style effects.)

"You’re a backup miko, I’m the top-tier name,
Every festival, girl, they chant my fame!
Danmaku queen, can’t touch this aim—
By the time you pray, I’ve already won the game!"

[Beat ends with a charm burst sound]

CROWD:
(Oohs and cheers from Marisa, Suika, and Cirno.)

HOST:
"Whew! That was hotter than a spellcard duel in the summer! Can Sanae bring the storm?"

HOST:
"Okay, Sanae, your turn! Ready to show Reimu what the Moriya gods can do?"

SANAE (smiling confidently):
"Oh, I hope she brought an umbrella. This is gonna rain miracles."

[BEATBOX BEGINS – Sanae’s Theme: Remix of “Faith is for the Transient People”]

SANAE (rapping/beatboxing):
"I’m the new wave shrine girl, call me divine,
When I bring miracles, you just draw the line.
Living off tips? I get full-blown praise—
Even Tengu write about me for days!"

(Beat builds with thunder and frog effects.)

"Wind Priestess flowin’, I control the skies,
You just fly around with low-tier lies.
My gods are with me—what do you got?
A dusty shrine and a donation pot?"

(Beatbox switch-up, lightning strikes in sync with rhythm.)

[Beat ends with a thunderclap and frog croak]

CROWD:
(Applause and surprised reactions from Aya, Kanako, and even Yukari smirking.)

HOST:
"Whoa-ho-ho! Reimu brought the charm, but Sanae brought the storm! That was incredible!"

HOST:
"Who won? Who’s going home with the danmaku crown? You decide!"

REIMU:
"Whatever. I already know I won."

SANAE:
"May the best shrine maiden win! …Which is clearly me~"

HOST:
"Vote in the comments or wherever you're watching this, and we’ll see YOU next time on... Cartoon Beatbox Battles!"

REIMU (brapping/hotboxing)

>>49553402
>my cat died today-
>GLORY TO THE CCP
>aw shucks sorry man
>KOISNEED

dead cats is not videogames

>>49553484
Honestly I'd expect people to at least mention their favorite meme but I guess it is really just a normal hangout server then

>>49553402
ok, i did search the archives, and there does appear to be a dead invite from around june last year. too sekrit for me. i'll be in the bwuh zone.

I know now who to blame for recline of vhu, it was meiracord all along...

Do you masturbate?

yeah

>>49553504
Orinbros....
Chenbros....

stay tuned for the next episode, it's going to be /v/hu exclusive sorry

I love and have sex with Reimu

My heroes eikijanitor and ccpspy would never post in the meiracord I trust them

>>49553536
Sakuya wins this one ez

>>49553544
yeah so do the rest of us, sharth

>>49553551
Youmu has the balls thoughever

I have sex with Yuuka

Michael Hearn

>>49553492
Reimu floored Sanae

>>49553556
Jamal...

>>49553560
Cute and canon lesbians!

This is how Yuukafags play vidya.

I don't want to be helpless and frustrated anymore

I love

Cum

>>49553596
ok this one got a laugh out of me

I thought you guys told me that jaypee doesn't make good threads anymore

>>49553637
Me when I see koislop

i am heading to 8
bye bye

post ze delicious koislop please

>>49553651
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP straight from the faucet!

>>49553637
No thanks to this one

I'm actually surprised that I didn't get banned lol

>>49553682
one of the /v/ jannies has a soft spot for the threads

Which non-2hu can pass as a 2hu?

>>49553682
They are preparing to hand you down a year long ban

I miss my wife

>>49553705
Tohru

Plant based lessons will be conducted here as /v/ has become unreliable. I will inform your Flower professor at once.

>>49553717
THE BBC PROFESSOR????????

>>49553717
SENSEI YOU ARE ALIVE

>>49553717
I don't like her she likes joggers

>>49553720
SHE'S BRITISH????????

>>49553717
my flower professor is youmu, i refuse to have the other one teach me

I'm paying my colleague to help me do this. Please pay attention.

/v/ needs 10 units of /v/hu spam to cleanse the board stat!!!

>>49553730
>youmu
anon she's dumb as a brick

>>49553734
Did you try the medicine drug first?

Did you know? Many species of bellflower produce latex through either its leaves or stems, much like many other flowers around the world. This latex is not to be confused with rubber, as the latex we are talking about is a white, milky substance used to create rubber. Any questions? Subsequent answers to these questions that are of value will be on the test.

>>49553771
>a white, milky substance
I burst into laughter.

>>49553771
What does this have to do with black men

>>49553771
Does rubber form naturally on bellflowers, in some conditions at least?

>>49553761
only stupid people try the medicine drug. you are stupid.

>>49553733
Keineeeeee-senseiiiiii, how am I supposed to pay attention in class when your boobs are like that?????

>>49553780
i tried the stupid drug

>>49553777
That's the history professor job, not the flower one

>>49553785
Why is she so short? Keine should be very tall.

>>49553771
Is the latex toxic?

>>49553771
Low hanging fruit alert the white milky substance is from the bbc
You may laugh now

Tewimom would NEVER look at someone else's boobs.

her name is tewifat

>>49553779
Rubber is a substance created from latex, which is produced by 10% of all flowers and in some mushrooms. In the instance of bellflowers, latex can be formed through the leaves or stem as I previously explained. I specifically used bellflowers as an example because I like the shape of them.
>>49553797
Not unless you have an allergy, but I still would not recommend eating it. There's no nutritional value.

>>49553794
THE FLOWER PROFESSOR DOESN'T HELP EITHER

>>49553806
Where's the QoS?

I heard that tewifat and aerd had a drawfight

>>49553807
jamal please calm down, not every yuuka picture needs this sort of response

STOP BEING HORNY IN CLASS I'M ACTUALLY LEARNING HERE

>>49553807
Nobody mentioned Junko tho??

Okay haha sorry I fixed the problem, now we can all concentrate.

STOP TALKING DURING THE LECTURE IF YOU HAVE NOTHING PRODUCTIVE TO SAY. NO, INSINUATING THAT YUUKA FANS ARE KEKS IS NOT PRODUCTIVE AND CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TO THE LECTURE. SOME OF US ARE HERE TO LEARN OKAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT HOW ABOUT YOU JUST DROP OUT

hahaha
beebeeecee
real funny

>>49553807
Quality of Service ?

>>49553822
I could show this to my grandparents without shame, if nothing else.

>>49553833
not with that body outline you couldn't, too erotic

>>49553805
My question was whether rubber can be found in the wilderness, naturally occurring without human intervention.

>>49553822
she needs to take off all her clothes excpt her panties. it will make learning more fun

>>49553822
You forgot to add a dick

>>49553837
Not in its commercial form. All rubber starts out from a primitive material usually found in trees and other plants. This is driving out of my area of expertise though and is the most I can answer. Class dismissed.

>>49553822
she looks a lot more erotic now

Today class is dangerously horny

>>49553822
dangerously based

>>49553825
Sagumenon…
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Sagume/

>>49553850
Y-you actually like my flat chest, anon...?! Kyaa~

yuukacuckGODS watching the class from the outside

DON'T LAUGH AT THEM THEY'RE TOO EMBARRASSED TO SIT IN CLASS

>>49553785
>>49553822
>>49553864
cute!

>>49553864
yes and I want you to strip everything (except the panties) so i can see that beautiful chest

>>49553822
>>49553864
Thank you tewimom

>>49553866
>>49553867
She's grown tired of niggas and moved to (fully grown) shotas

That's tewihippopotamus

>>49553870
R-right here anon? That is a h-highly inappropriate thing to do in class...!

tewimomGOD

why did the thread get so GOOD all of a sudden?!

I am a delinquent. I don't listen to the teacher. Instead I fight for justice.

>>49553883
yes, this is art class. students need to study anatomy in order to draw

why is tewisloppytoppy erping with jaysissies now

>>49553895
what? where??

WAIT UNTIL YOUR HUSBAND HEARS ABOUT THIS YOU HAG

I have sex with Tewisphere

>>49553887
TewiGOD is carrying the thread.

>>49553901
Horseanon?!?!?

>>49553901
since when can dogs talk

>>49553901
jamal????? yuuka is waiting for you

>>49553910
not everyone who has sex with a woman is your bull retard

So... what now for class ?

NNNYOOOOOOOOOOO ONLY I CARRY THE THREAD

>>49553913
Lunch break!

>>49553895
Tojiko is forced to give sloppytoppy to huge black guys while Miko smiles and watches from the corner!

We've gotten so retarded that we've scared Sensei away...
/jp/hu is responsible. This would never happen on /v/hu.

I wish I could dox and kill every single one of you /v/trash/ cuck shitters, I fucking hate you all.

>>49553923
YUP
YUP
YUP

>>>/v/712229716
reminder

>>49553923
Junko, I'm sorry that Houyi left you for another woman…

>>49553891
S-sorry anon-kun, it seems like my breasts are growing again... Th-this just seems to happen sometimes, you see, I'm not quite sure why!

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

It isn't about where it's presented. The spirit of this place is why I'm still here. You could never scare me away even if the majority of you are weird.

you could do all of this in the official discord you know

>>49553934
This but unironically. It's why all the alt-chins failed even when 4chan was down, they never carried the spirit, not just of /v/hu but of any of the schizos from every board.

8 is thriving tho

U-uwahhhhh... Doushio... I-it's happening again! Anon-kun, help...

>>49553946
BIGGER

>>49553947
mspaintanon, contain yourself

>>49553943
and other lies you can tell yourself!

I won't study.

>>49553951
kanako, beat her ass

Delinquent Sanae to Housewife Sanae

>>49553947
Th-this is getting out of hand, anon-kun!

>>49553958
i don't think she can get much bigger than this

>>49553963
NEVER SAY NEVER

>>49553971
AAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll draw one huge boobs 2hu.

>>49553985
utsuho

>>49553985
Meira

>>49553985
Five Magic Stones

>>49553985
unzan

>>49553985
genji

Can you guys please not ruin the Keine-sensei posts? Go ruin anything else but let the cool posts alone.

Alright but how much does Tewimom charge for a commission?

im going to be homeless in a couple days and I have no bank account

>>49553929
I knew breast expansion was a femoid fetish

>>49554074
24/7 McDonalds won't kick you out so long as you buy anything. Get the one dollar burger and you will have a house for foreseeable future.

im going to run out of dipaers soon...

MARISISSY LOVES COOM

I guess ERP is ok now. Bring me my stalkers, i'm gonna fuck them

>>49554083
now do unzan

>>49554097
Sorry Juan I don't want you

>>49554074
LMAO imagine being the cuck who doesn't owns a home. Couldn't be me!

>>49554097
*Cums*

>>49554106
Fine, i'll stick to vidya. It's for the better
>>49554110
*Swallows*

Every time I respond to a post that I even SLIGHTLY think is made by Juan it always ends up being made by him and I don't know what makes him so easy to spot

>>49554123
>t. Juan

>>49554123
Any clues as to why you recognize me? I wanna learn to be stealthy

juan is such a slut

>>49554078
Wait, then hinapervert...

>>49554123
I can smell the delicious tacos and fizzy jarritos, I shout "JUANITO" at the top of my lungs

Okay but which poster am I?

>>49554128
There are no clues, it's just a gut feeling. I sense it, you give off an aura of faggotry and I can just spot you

>>49554136
Alicespaghettispammeranon

Okay but which poster am I?

Hey don't copy me

I love women
I love vaginas
I love huge tits
I want to mating press women

>>49554142
Don't try to be sly with me, Potatochipanon

Hey don't copy ME

Why won't my eikijanitorwife and ccptraitor post here
Do they hate me?

STOP IT RRRRAAAAAUGGHH

STOP
PRETENDING
TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49554155
We have evolved past the need for them
And they probably hate you

My, it seems i arrived a little late this time. Doesn't matter, i will still be here if you want to talk about the games!!

Suggested game of the thread: MS
Suggested 2hu of the thread: Momiji
Suggested song of the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVDSqJY7iE8

>>49554155
Their whole gimmick is being glorified thread marking bots, they got no purpose here.

>>49554083
BASED. I want to get milked by retard birb wife's tits so badly....

>even TewiGODDESS erps now
It's over.......
Quoted the narrator btw

>>49554176
there are no native /jp/ssies here anymore, they all left for altchans

How many would want to watch me having sex

>>49554155
they hate you

Juan, no

>>49554183
If you're Juan yes if you're anyone no

>>49554189
HA you got it wrong. You'd always be part of the sex[(spoiler]

*locks penis in a cage*
YAHOOOOOOOOO!!

>>49554183
I don't think anything can beat Ayapervert's footjob (Okinanon needs to leak the full video)

>>49554183
Only if both engage in MUGGING, no costume = gay and I don't wanna see.

>>49554054
I don't typically do commissions, sorry... usually I'm paid anywhere from 60-100$ or so if I do end up taking one. But I don't have any set prices or anything and tend to let the commissioner set their own price, within reason.

>>49554206
>I don't think anything can beat Ayapervert's footjob
No way. LINK IT NOW, EVEN IF INCOMPLETE

...Where....
...Where is.....
...Where is everyone?
....Where is......
...Where....

>>49554211
I would pay you 200$ to see your fat fucking tits, interested?

>>49554254
Don't be rude to Tewifatfuckssbbw"makingthegroundtremblewitheachstep"landwhalemultiverse

>>49554211
What if I credit you in my project?

>>49554083
biggest bird

marisissy is running out of diapers and you're laughing??

>>49553887
Miss Kazami is giving cool flower facts

>>49554285
This is worst than at least 3 9/11s

>>49554286
was

>>49554285
good, he was never funny anyway

>>49553866
>>49554082
If I keep keking at this shit I will never have a girlfriend jesus christ

Even with one it's not much better

>>49554285
i will start the go fund me, dont worry maritrappedandbetrayedsissy, i have your back

>>49554300
I knew the single gooner life was the life for me

Please stop calling me a sissy

>>49554310
You're my bitch.

>>49554310
SISSSSSYYYYYY
SISSSSSYYYYYYYY
MARISSSSISSSSSYYYYYYYY

>>49554314
nyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49554308
Having a woman is better than having none in most instances

>>49554318
its not funny you guys stop it!!!!!

Having a diapey is better than having none in most instances

>>49554320
Living a quiet life with a kino family and a close friend plus staying away from beer and drugs go a long way in making me happy

its only when you share your diapey to the world when you realize who your true friends really are....

post Remibatteredwife

I'd rather shit in the diap with friends than be clean with snakes

>>49554329
Whatever works for you

is there any active thread currently in vee in the ameriGOD hours?

>>49554324
How old are you? I hope you're not wasting your time shitposting about diapers in your 20s

Marisissy is a grand wizard (witch)

>>49554348
...

I still don't know if there's more than one mariposter

>>49554361
We all have a little mari inside of us it's the communal toilet

Marisissy inside me

>>49554354
yukaricosplayer, who's your favorite poster?

>>49554342
Looking at the archives shows one thread but it's deadjim

The Simpsons predicted touhou

>>49554373
me when I pretend to be other people

>>49554361_(You)
it's just one guy
you

>>49554368
Who are you calling a communal toilet?

I am every mari poster
Sissy
Normal
Sad
Diapy
All me

At first I was confused, why, would Meira do this to me?

/v/hu made me like marisa. i never would've cared about marisa if it weren't for this place.

Then I realized Meira is love, Meira is life.

While you guys were talking about how happy your life are i was researching suicide methods and realized that ropeing is a terrible, slow and painful way to off oneself. Instead the best way is to use carbon monoxide slowly, this way I can peacefully pass unconscious.
There is also the option of injecting air into my veins to cause air emboli but unsure if that would be painful or not.
Anyway what's your favorite suicide method?

>>49554401
Yay

MOFvarking /v/hu heroes:
-1cc Chimata schizo
-Yatsutraitor
-PotemKINO
-Keikischizo
-paintschizo
-Kyoukoposter
-Okina schizo
-Tewimom
-Hinapervert
-Sagumeme schizo

MOFvarking /v/hu enemies:
-Chinadiaper schizo (both forms)
-Spengbab Patrick schizo
-Maridiaper schizo
-Ayapervert
-Eiki janny schizo
-Tewi avatarfag schizo
-Every Yuuka fan (cucks are fight on sight, be advised)
-Anyone that uses Fred Flintstone's catchphrase

>>49554377
I want to talk with this specific c*ookie Al*ce is whatsapp

ACCEPT YOUR BREAKING
LET YOUR MEIRAMIND BE YOUR GUIDE

>>49554411
Do you just call everyone you don't like a schizo or what

>>49554411
Why was I named 18 times?

I love being chaotic neutral

>>49554357
marisissy is a golden witch

>>49554415
the early red tie bothers me a lot but alas EoSD is probably her cutest windows incarnation

>>49554423
you canonically burn temples......

We respect EoSD here, right? We're not stupid enough to dislike it just because it's popular

FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRK

>>49554254
I'd take 5 grand for that.

>>49554419
No, some schizos like the Chimata 1cc one are ok, some like the Tewi avatarfag schizo would be flat on their back real fast if I saw them.

I 'd pay 10 grands to see marisissy sharts himself

>>49554441
Flandre is one of my favorite extra stage fights and she deserves the popularity
Main game is just kind of ok, theres a lot of boring attacks

>>49554458
He does it for free, stupid

I like to think of all the picturelet anons as beast spirits

>>49554441
Best girl Remi and Sakuya makes EoSD worth it.

>>49554452
It just sounds rude and biased to me

>>49554464
I like to picture everyone as Aunn

>>49554471
I don't want to be a dog with huge tits

so where is >>49551328 anyway?
sounds made up

>>49554481
at least you are not a marisissy

................they are talking about me again

Marissy this, Marisad that
Kanmari this, pc-98mari that
Do you remember Marihypno?

>>49554508
I literally look like this

>>49554361
Not even a joke but check time zones and speed posting, it is at least 4 guys, 6 guys at most. I know ai am not the only one because I spam the marissisy copypasta in threads I dislike, I don't engage in further shitposting than that.

Post Meira's face when Genjii was confirmed canon in UDoALG from an offhand comment from Reimu after winning the vs Yachie match up before her

All PC98s are canon except for Kikuri because I hate Kikurifag

Friendly reminder Eh betrayed Yeah and Nah to join Prismrivers which makes the whole Yatsutraitor situation even funnier

>>49554493
sorry, but you and your jokes are boring. I would prefer a marikitty over you

>>49554516
You wouldn't marisissy post out of spite right? Marisissy posting should come from the heart (and butt)

>>49554523
TOT

how many fucking variants of that same image are there

owarida

>>49554539
It is a little bit of both, I ocasionally marisissy post out of sheer fun, I spammed the diaparisa copypasta on the first 2 /jp/hu threads because I find it funny but I spammed the marishart copypasta out if sheer spite on the anti-ai thread. I am not pro ai but my hatred for artcucks is infinite.
>>49554547
I have 37 on computer. Idk if the other marissy poster have more variants.

i'll see you over at the kittysite

>>49554538
I do have a marisad(furry) I shitposted sometimes but I got vacationed for shitposting in an Undertale Yellow x 2hu thread and I never went back to it (my best work btw)

Remember when I said posting here is admitting defeat

>>49554562
Point us towards the vee thread

>>49554559
>he wants to share a site with the blacked cucks
Lmao cuck

>>49554568
...

>>49554562
I have a defeat fetish

>>49554562
Are you admiting defeat? You are here.

>>49554570
Idc for a shit character

janny trannies will probably calm down by the time 20 releases so whats the point

>>49554570
people care for that forgotten mary sue?

>>49554559
i dont even have a single clue what that site is but i am curious

>>49554582
I know but I didnt tell them

>>49554575
We are only allowed one thread per major event

>>49554583
8cuck

>>49554585
yet deltatroons get to foam out of the mouth with their gay normie furry poxel shit
truly grim for 4cuck

>>49554592
deltabroken

You can't call everyone you don't like a cuck

>>49554591
i thought there thing was a infinite sign or whatever

8 is deader than my microwaved hamster

>>49554411
PatrickBROKEN

8 is where I got to see a cosplaystalker get rejected by a cosplayer and that's worth it

>>49554348
I hope you don't actually think there are kids in here.

>>49554608
My BBCqueen...

The fact that /hisparefugio/ is one of the most "active" board on 8 should tell you about the state of the site, that board is fucking dead because everyone migrated to /int/ yet somehow remains "active" enough for it to be on top. 8 is dead, it cannot even compete with 4chan's slowest boards.

Calling the character that lost to a fucking doll mary sue makes me think you dont know what that word means

>>49554613
googoogaga

>>49554619
So calling her a turboretard is better?

As someone who'd suck off a black guy, Yuuka isn't even in my top 20 2hus

whads the madder jay?? afraid of a little.. iD??

>>49554615
I didn't know she's a great news reporter

>>49554608
Yuuka when she sees a pussy-ass w8 boi

who cares about green Raiko

>>49554624
I interpret this as yuuka being black
This changes my perspective on things a bit

>>49554613
That's why I asked. It would be very sad to see an adult wasting his life that way. I mean every time I come to this place that guy is here.

all SHITTED posters should be doxxed and tortured to death

>>49554634
diapybroken

>>49554634
as opposed to shitposting anything else?

>>49554630
Raiko is just Yuuka that went into a drum career

.......nyooooo

/b/hu april fools has caused irreparable, permanent damage

>>49554646
God they are so sex together

>>49554651
just /b/hu?

>>49554634
First off, it is not just one dude, it is many, I know because I am one of them. Second, we are from different countries and timezones, there are times were I mariposted and when I woke I saw someone had mariposted 4 hours after I went to sleep. Thirdly and last, there is no "we", we are all independent shitposters, I enjoy annoying people and Marisa is in my top 5 fav 2hus so I get to annoy people while using my fav 2hu.

>>49554644
Being obsessed with diapers is fucking weird. I feel bad for the parents of that sissy.

>>49554651
yuukeks got uppity

THE MARIFEDERATION SENDS IT'S REGARDS

STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME

marisissy bros they are on to us

>>49554657
You are giving Marisa posters a bad name. You literally a cancer to your own kind.

>>49554653
Raiko has the thighs. What would be Yuuka important assets, the boobs ?

>>49554651
>>49554656
/b/hu, /trash/hu, /thd/hu, r/2hujerk are all garbage and all its posters should be killed.

Thoughts on fat Yuyuko?

>>49554324
>>49554348
>>49554613
>>49554634
>>49554644
>>49554658
iirc the marissy diaper spammer is a filipino underage kid who has a diaper fascination and gets really upset if people make fun of it. he apparently doxed a toddler because she laughed at him.

>>49554567
There is one in fact. But I'm not gonna point you to it.

>>49554651
it's gonna go away in 2-4 months maybe

>>49554673
AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN
NYEHEHEHEHEHE

>>49554670
Her feet.

My thought process doesnt go past "haha brap" when it comes to diaper posting, if you want to see actual mental illness go to the remiliathreads and you will see actual diaperfags
I know you are concern trolling but I'll point that out anyways

>>49554677
that's an eternity

>>49554671
but /trash/hu was a massive flop that no one but me cared about. No memes were born from it and i bet 98% of the current posters don't know about it

The loathsome marisissy

>>49554669
That is true but I only do it on low effort threadd (like this one) but on real threads (like the actual marisa thread we have here) I do nit do oit and actually engage with other anons. I fucking love Marisa, I want to sniff her hair.

>>49554687
he just had to shit on your hard work, juanita...

>>49554680
Fair. Fitting for the dommy personality the fandom paint her to be

>>49554689
/v/hu is a high quality thread dont make me revoke your marisissypass

>>49554674
I already know, Sara is pretty lame for an OP specially if it isnt her ingame art, she has some cool expressions in MS shy not use her sprites?

>>49554689
I bet it smells like piss and used diapers

>>49554673
as long she has thick thighs

>>49554687
>no one but me cared about.
Unironically kill yourself lmao. Don't make me spam gore to death like I did in your cuck thread.

>>49554706
That doesn't work on Juan he's just gonna jerk off to it

Lets not get hormonal mkay

>>49554695
Nooooooo how am I suppoused to shit my diapers with my passss BWWWAAAHHHH

>>49554692
To be fair, i didn't put any real effort into it and it was a bad idea from the start
>>49554709
I'm not that far gone

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
SOMEONE START ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING

Marisa lay in a crib helpless and frustrated

>>49554685
haven't seen any diaperposting in the remi threads recently, just one or two made by one anon who got banned immediately. marisissies are way worse imho

>>49554716
Ok *ahem* PC-98 IS NOT CANON AND WILL NEVER BE CANON! MIMA IS A SHIT CHARACTER

>>49554720
PC98BROKEN KILL YOURSELF

>>49554720
Can you detail why you think Mima is shit?

>>49554721
NEVAH NIGGER

>>49554718
the marisissies are a proud race of warriors

>>49554718
the marisissy pays no rent in the yatsuchudies head

>>49554727
When she eats that shroom she grows a super large cock btw

This is marisisterhood discrimination

>>49554733
Like in the doujin where she becomes hyperfuta and explodes?

>>49554677
lol

>>49554733
Proof?

the marisisterhood has eyes and ears in all places

>>49554733
Yay I love futa

literally 1984

I want to see drawfags fight each other.....

I know we like to shitpost and all but if Marisa was real and used diapers, I would actually help her change them. I would mssturbste to it since it is not my fetish but I would help her since I love her.

Reminder that futa=gay

>>49554755
*not
Fuck! I hate phoneposting.

>>49554755
I would masturbate to it too

tfw no /v/hu boywife...

Very shocking revelations tonight

>>49554755
>I would mssturbste to it
Marisissy...

>>49554768
Ayapervert, I....

>>49554768
ayapervert i WILL do this to you

>>49554769
>>49554762
*I would NOT masturbate it
I made a mistake while writting on phone.

>>49554777
What you call a mistake I call a freudian slip

>>49554770
>>49554774
Ayapervert would never post a picture that includes cum. I wouldn't either, i didn't see it in the thumbnail

>>49554783
AYAPRETENDER!!!!

>>49554781
Stop making fun of me, please. I hate phoneposting so muhc it is unreal.

>>49554783
You could have just pretended she spilled milk on her face