The funposting continues!
Remember to:
-Post charts!
-Make fundraws!
-Make funny posts!
-Be nice to drawfriends!
-Be nice to namefriends!
-Be nice to marifriends!
-And last, but not least, be nice to our jayfriends!!
>>49559996 (OP)i will do none of this
kill yourself
While all the other anons are still having fun in the other thread, don't forget that you can talk to me if you want to discuss the games or at the very least use this post as an anchor!
Suggested game of the thread: PCB
Suggested 2hu of the thread: Yumemi
Suggested song of the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWNDB1juaeo
You don't have to discuss any of these if you want! They're just ideas.
>>49560021I want to fuck Doremy
Remember to link back to your old thread and make a specialized OP with all the info you need to know!
I love /vg/
>>49560027Shut the fuck up Tewifat anon is going to cum on you soon
>>49560026>>49560031And your dreams will come true if you learn how to lucid...uhh dream. Semi related but i love her stage background too.
>>49559996 (OP)Based OP picture.
Cosplayanons, what is the best way to get you to date me?
Otheranons if you have romance tips I'll accept those too
/v/hu is laughing at us...
>>49560121The one tip i can give you besides not getting into parasocial relationships is to personally talk to that person and become real friends for at least 6 months. You should confess after that amount of time passes. Wait too little and you'll realize you don't have much in common with that other person. Wait too much and you'll stay in the friend zone.
I managed to get a girlfriend years ago by doing this but i can't help you with what comes next.
>>49560141>You should confess after that amount of time passesI did that and got friendzoned. Please don't do my mistake and be clear on what you intend from the beginning or you end up like me.
>>49560155I suppose it depends on the girl. I still don't suggest doing it as soon as you meet since you do need some time to know each other.
>>49560141Shit anon, thatโs good advice. Any more you want to share?
The best time of the day is flannly here!
>>49560167IT WASN'T A GIRL IT WAS ANOTHER /V/HU ANON
Did you know? The yellow archangel is nicknamed "aluminum archangel" due to the silver streaks on the leaves. It's also invasive in some parts of Europe. Don't spread flower seeds you don't know.
>>49560178You got to get close to a /v/hu anon? Story time!
>>49560178what's his name anon
how did you two meet
>>49560186I'm friendanon#1
>>49560192His name is friendanon#2
>>49560170Not in terms of love, no. I fumbled everything else. Based on my fumbles, i can tell you that you really need to show your emotions and express how happy that person makes you.
Rubbing my penis on another penis of an anon I care about feels sooooo good
>>49560141>girlfriendMerth?
>>49560396Not me I don't know how to talk to women
>>49560412But... don't you...?
Just broke up I'm free and available
I just shat my diapers again...
>>49560428drinking of course!
>>49560027Wtf no she doesn't.
>>49560141>i can't help you with what comes next.Y-you mean th-the... "S" thing...? Oh gosh...!
>>49560182miss yuuka how do we solve the tumbleweed crisis in the mid west of the united state?
Wow another general, this board is dead
>>49560524Holy snailchouli
Please get out, just leave, I hate you people
>>49560505Yuukabros says she does
>>49560543Go back to /v/ swine
Native /jp/sissies... Please save us from yuukabros
that was a good run actually
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>49560651MY PRINCE WOULD NEVER BE A KEK
Keiki ate too much the thread was too heavy to carry
I got curious and searched "touhou + dark_skinned_male" in both rule34 and gelbooru to find Yuuka. It took me 4 pages in the former and 3 in the latter.
>>49560678Now do -sinsack (touhou) and remove A.I
what the fuck is this thread even
are you faggots /v/ refugees or something?
>>49560692holy snailchouli broken
>>49560692Yes, they are
/v/ janitors keep deleting their threads
>>49560704and why don't they post like everybody else here instead of making another faggot general?
>>49560705.............yuuuuukaaabros...........
>>49560708Because they're a little special
>>49560708Do you want the autism to spread that badly? Do you really want us running around the board ruining other threads instead of keeping it self contained in one little thread that affects no one but ourselves?
Sloppa-anon, are you still making those fat hairy stinky keikis?
>>49560708Someone just tried to make a thread on /v/ 8 minutes ago and its already gone. Take a moment to think about that.
Also post more Clownpiece (sexo)
8?
8??????
NGHHHHHHH I HATE TR8ITORS
>>49560722No, you have >>>/vg/, we don't want to see you pathetic faggots here to begin with
>>49560740holy meirabroken
I want to draw porn but I won't be able to for the weekend
my skin is green and my cum is grey
>>49560722If you stop coordinating and camping in one ghetto-thread, you will assimilate due to inertia of local culture.
>>49560775I wish I could draw porn right now but I'm busy breastfeeding a greedy baby with my massive bazingas
>>49560914I'm the baby btw
Good morning /v/hus I'm going to work!
...I miss my vhufriends...
>>49561273I miss you too Anon
I'm so sad for SDM thread's OP... You made it while I was sleeping sorry that I couldn't save it, it was very nice idea.
Where are the eurofriends?
Everyone should be my friend
>>49560178soooooo? share embarrassing parts of your life with class anon
if it was some namefag you can avoid naming them directly
>>49561539shut the fuck up buttplug fox
Today I kidnapped mspaintanon and brought him into my house. I wanted him to be my friend but it turns out that he has a boyfriend! I tried raping his boipussy but he had a vagina! I said ew and threw him away. I let him go and now I'm in custody by the police. Thoughts on cereal?
>>49561547Haha you tried to sex a girl, what a fag
Alice "the raped" Margatroid
Good morning i'm going back to sleep
Thoughts on these threads?
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/45653773
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/43937734
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/43311236
>>49561535I want to punch Clownpiece in the tummy.
when a /v/hu speaks, you listen
>>49561625It's after morning. (Noon)
>>49561612>moved to /b/Why don't they do this now?
>last post 1 hour ago
>still page 2
Man
/jp/ might as well be Junko's son board
Because it's dead.
>>49560739i personally go out of my way to report every single one of your posts on 8
Tocchan is my mother
Yocchan is my wife
>>49561907/jp/ - Junko Progeny
>>>/v/684811872
Why are marisissies like this
>>>/v/410903729
Why are alicefags like this
>>49562303lol @ the remisissy in that thread
Hello /v/hus I just got home from work
>>49562435Welcome back Anon! Hope you'll have a good weekend!
>>49562443Thanks! I'm trying to stay sober this weekend for the first time in like 5 years!
>>49562453Good for you! I hope you'll succeed!
See? This is how you should be talking with your fellow veehus. Be polite, be kind.
These threads went further south when Juan came.
During the following 24 hours, i'll be hosting the "Break Meira" minicontest!! Here are the rules:
>boot up SoEW
>choose ReimuA (B and especially C aren't fast enough to kill all enemies but you're free to prove me wrong)
>beat the first two stages and screencap your score
>post that screencap on the thread and state your favorite 2hu character (this is important for the top 3 rewards. I'm no drawfag so don't expect anything too fancy)
>optional: you may also suggest a tribute of a 2hu (doesn't have to be your favorite) and i'll do the top 3's requests
TL;DR beat Meira, share score and use your 2hu waifu as a submission fee. If none of you join the contest, i win by default and you're all Meirabroken
>>49562582what difficulty?
>>49562588Normal. You're allowed to reset as much as you want as long as you don't kill Meira. Once you do, that will be your final score
>>49562599K I'll do it in an hour or so once my workshift ends
>>49562582>Break Meira or be Meira broken!
>>49562582Not playing slop of eastern wonderland
>>49562582ReimuB because fug ze rules.
You really just let a lot of points go to waste by not reducing initial lives and bombs huh.
Favorite 2hu: Youmu
>>49562924huh, i never noticed that
In this world is to plap or be plapped
the futa drought is unbearable
the futa flood is simply delectable
Just bad a Sarairevelation
Touhou kaikidan
Kaiki
Keiki
So this is why her spellcard background is a city similar to the one in Shinki's last attack
My Sarairevelation is that Enoko is actually called Enoch
>>49563077Touhou youyoumu is the one with youmu in it
16-o
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...WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE, YOU'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE NEETS LIKE ME
>>49563307I'm.... busy.......
anyone up for jiggies/gartic?
>>49563456I'd be up for a jiggy
>>49563477Eiki sex while she wears her work uniform (Hecatia's clothes)
Touhou most likely to be wearing a mini-skirt while it's 3 degrees outside because she is a slut that likes to expose her legs to human males?
Cake
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>>49563599aya and hecatia do this every day but it's their culture so DON'T JUDGE THEM
>>49562464I failed already!
>>49563675...better luck next time I guess.
Please at least try to not overdue it, your health is important.
>>49563675Please try to take better care of yourself, anon...
I'm going to a mall, how do I buy bloomers, thigh-highs and female shoes for cosplay without looking suspicious?
>>49563698buy them at different stores, but them separately. if anyone asks, it's a gift for your... girlfriend.
>>49563698I only give advice to cosplay anons that share their photos. Jokes aside, why not buy them online?
What are veehus thoughts on these threads
>>/jp/thread/40970071
>>/jp/thread/34091087
>>/jp/thread/34007606
>>49563715I think you failed proper linking and are retarded lol
>>49563699Good idea...
>>49563710>why not buy them online?It will leave a mark in my purchase history plus I don't want any three letter agents to know
>>49563715Mentally i'll faggot threads, of course they would have been an attempt to link these in /jp(v)/hu.
>>49563715hahahahahhah retard doesn't know how to link
>>49563744You do realize /v/hu would do the same, right?
>>49563715you've been linking these on /v/hu to laugh at /jp/ for an eternity yet we're just as gay
in the past couple of threads fags were openly asking juan to post himself cumming on 2hus
we are in no position to laugh anymore...
>>49563755it were gaypee falseflaggers
I love anthro deer girls!
>>>/v/712545019
Takanetoddler spotted
NONONO you're supposed to be breaking ME! (or Meira, pls join the contest)
>>49563748Why do you think I put the v in brackets.
hey new guy it's called /v/hu not vhu
I'm not gay I like futahus
hey new guy it's called peehu
The futa drought is coming to an end
>>49563763Mspaintfalseflagger....
The futa tsunami is enjoyable
/v/hu, I'm curious. What exactly makes girls with dicks so enjoyable? Personally, I find dicks more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas, and seeing a woman with big tits, nice curves, wide hips and thick thighs with the objectively superior reproductive organ between her legs makes me very horny. I like when they're big when flaccid so their peepees can dangle around.
>>49563599>>49563685Is it true that Kagerou exposes her shoulders to human males because she is a slut?
I dont think I can take this mental assault any longer
>>49563812My cute tsundere husband
>>49563767Takanetoddler is a better man than all of you combined. You were Takanebroken and couldn't bear to see him post anymore and you hurt him where you knew it'd hurt him most.
>>49563821I always liked him bettee than Meirafag
>>49563821He was a annoying fag and I'm glad he ran away kwab
>>49563818Your husband abandoned you
>>49563821It wasnt that serious you know
>>49563838maybe not for a normalfag like you
>>49563837Its ok, I have my son.
Homework: Write one example for each of the demonstrated types. Whoever can identify a type E gets a golden star
>>49563859Nigga I don't speak chinese
>>49563862works on my machine
>>49563859type E is a ritualpost like glory to the ccp or koisneed do I get a golden star sensei?
also where is Kazami sensei the Aki senseis are teaching some weird stuff again
Go home /v/, we don't want your kind around here
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>>49563877Good job! I forgot about ritualposts somehow. Koisneed happens to be type A and E at the same time.
>where is Kazami senseiNot here for now. I'm also a different "sensei"
>>49563892I cant..... I cant recognize Shizuha without the leaf
>>49563890But I do wanna go home.....
What is omarisa supposed to be a pun of?
remu
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>>49563859These are all actually funny yes.
>>49563892juanita school groomer...
pssssssh
new bread in ze vee
>>49563922Good job on doing the type B example. Only 3 more to go!
>>49563935Humm Youmu's fat ass inside a pencil skirt...
>>49563755One or two mentally ill fags spamming don't speak for the whole thread.
>>49563821He's a little bitch and might as well be a tripfag with how he posts. Nothing of value was lost.
>>49563838It was serious. If it was done to me I'd leave /v/hu.
>>49563955What's the source of that smiling Reimu?
Akyuu-chan wouldn't say that.
>>49563964Touhou Saphire Panlogism Reimu extra stage scenario
I don't know how Suikadrinker can drink so much alcohol. It feels like acid when I drink anything harder than beer and immediately go hungry.
Today I went out and got my car washed and detailed, now it looks nice
[s4s]hu will scare the /v/hu menace away!
We play the games (/v/ never does!) (but so do most Touhou fans?) and we have spell cards based on fumos!
Its so hot an humid today I can't stand it...
>>49564080Go Beyond the calamity
pipe
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>>49564082dont be a swamp ass always keep your balls dry
I stared into the abyss in my dream last night, it smelled like vinegar
Can someone explain to me what happened yesterday?
In the coming age of Aquarius, troubling times ahead...
Dan made me hot and bothered again
>>49564159Truly severe this year
Futa catastrophe in bhavagra
>>49563955>one or twoReminder:
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm45V2Kga
>>49564169Oops wrong poll
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DJYVxyQ
>>49564169>>49564171this nigga has a txt file of all the strawpolls
I would rape Marisa so hard
Im homocidal and I have a taste I want to wipe out the futa race
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AmVRGgN
>>49564250you forgot Eh? No. KO! formerly EhNYYYYYYYYYOko
>>49564231Well, what are you waiting for? Don't let your dreams be dreams.
I will defend the futa kingdom till my last breath
Sans Undertale fucked my mom...
Day 1 of No Gooning. Help.
>>49564316Ayaperv looks like that and does this
>>49564379its the only thing I do after my shift is over...
A /v/hu thread is up... please post in it... I will get on my knees and suck all your cocks just please don't let it die...
>>49564171Not applicable, results can't be trusted due to people who will click the most controversial option "for teh lulz" as they say.
>>49564393You just had to say it and kill it huh
>>49564393It's already dead sorry bud
Is it gay to let a very effeminate man to suck your dick (touhou cosplayer) or are you just taking advantage of the situation
>>49559996 (OP)I was promised charts.
>>49564452>Is it gay toYes, always. If you have to ask if something is gay, it's because deep down you know it's fucking gay.
>>49564459Mystia's face when she is denied human cock.
>>49564542you wont trick me twice
>>49564458Still no movement on mine... I'm replaying MS to try to improve that chart a bit but I forgot how difficult this game is. I hate the chunky lazychase lazors that you have to dodge at absolutely the last moment, no wonder this is the only game they appeared in, worst bullet type conceived.
>>49564408I made that screencap.
>>49564585I thought only YukiMai and Alice sharted that garbage, forgot if Shinki did too.
Worst part of MS in higher difficulties for me its that one Yumeko attack where she abrasively aims random shit at you
>>49564623Yeah Shinki sadly does that to. As if she wasn't bad enough already.
Game has pretty reasonable difficulty until you hit Yuki and Mai fight which is sudden and giant spike in difficulty and then it just climbs further after that.
I went outside and saw 3 zoomers that looked the exact same
i went outside and saw 3 zoomirekos
I am the same age as Zoomereko
Zoomireko Fucks Zoomer Cock
i think she likes bugs more
>>49563715These threads are hot and funny, why can't /v/hu be like this?
Uh.. why did the posts/hr go down this much?
>>49564956/jp/ assimilation
>>49564966Oh no no no I suddenly feel the urge to point out every time someone misuses the quotation function...
>/v/husisters broken this bad
>>49565001WHO IN HOLY MEIRA'S NAME ARE YOU QUOTING
>>49565001Cool quote, now draw Meira.
.........so the art trade anon was actually tewibraphog....
okay fine i guess ill come back
its not like i like it here or anything baka!
prune
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and so you come crawling back...
in 300 seconds i will make the worst thread ever
>>49565113why would you post interracial yuuka porn in the middle of the thread?
Switch 2? Obtained!
Mario kart? Paid for?
Yuuka? Business trip to Cape town
'za? Papa John's ordered
Yup it's gaming time
>>49565119I already made a thread
>>49565135omm (oh my miko) that's so valid sister i hope you're having a great time
i just put on my chastity belt as well :3 TAOIST POWER!!! nyaaa :3
>>49565136LAIR LAIR PANTS ON FIRE
>>49565145>being this much of a secondaryLook harder.
>bbc and futa
we are cooked
the futa deluge is drawing it's final breath
sans from undertale just touched my weewee
>>49565169i feel bad for having air come out of my nose at this
300 SECONDS HAVE PASSED ANON I DON'T WANT TO KEEP SHITTING UP JAYPEE
yuuka when there is no black peepee at the function
>>49565169black pp haha peenus weenus but black
you were meant to post pinching nose kyouko
I only post that when theres a pheromone overload
>>49565201yeah i just checked and found it i just assume it's not up until someone tells me it's up
>>49565189Maybe if I post this iconic piece of art it'll help
The other thread STILL hasn't archived btw
>>49565278its been put in stasis mode containing all the incriminating evidence against /v/hu
need yukaricosplayer to do this
>>>/v/712587945
Guys, is this true?
new Tewi doujin dropped
https://nhentai.net/g/577605/
>>49565412>droppedIt came out 6 days and 2 hours ago, grandpa.
Less than 11 hours left for you to enter the "break Meira" contest and only a single submission has been made! I'm going to bed soon so if you have any questions or want me to extend the deadline, now's the time.
>>49565683What about your diapy
>>49565695Meirasisters.....
Cool rabbit facts:
If you're going to get an abortion, get a licensed medical professional to do it.
>>49565701Fucking Niggers At Five?
>>49565732wtf yuuka go back to the garden
One more Yuuka bbc joke and i'm gonna have a melty
>>49565748what was the worst joke that /v/hu spammed ? Do Yuuka bbc take the spot ?
>>49565760we've had a lot and i think whatever is first place would have to share with something else as well
>>49565748Yuukacuckbroken
Nyoooo I missed the fnaf thread I was going to shitpost the OP artist's weird shipping of Flanny and Plushtrap
>>49565760Probably one of the shitty ones i improvise on the spot like the shinmy yah drank swa-la-la-la one
>>49565773well post it now marisissy
>>49565780Im trying to find the where she posted the lewds
>>49565773>kill a bunch of children>get to fuck flanits not fair
>>49565695does this count
my random drawings in kukulu https://files.catbox.moe/tm3wer.png
>the only instance of something sharing the touhou and five nights at freddys tag in r34 is a half an hour MMD brapping video
plushtrap is so lucky bros...
https://files.catbox.moe/6l78hi.png
https://files.catbox.moe/9gn2he.png
https://files.catbox.moe/bw0c3h.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xmx699.png
>>49565823meh i prefer remiflan
>>49565823my fvarking self-insert
jesus what a bad penis
>>49565823this is so fucking hot
>>49565821>the 2hu in question is Patchoulie
the patchouli mmd mode is so hot
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>theres a youmu and yuyuko section too
>>49565873ngl i would use alice toilet paper
>>49565873my heroes, all in one image in their best forms
>>49565873I like how scared the Reimutoilet is. I like seeing the fear in her eyes.
I want to use the Reimutoilet.
Are you taking shit in the koilet or the Reimutoilet
>>49565873WHY DO HER FARTS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHEMICAL WEAPON
YOUMU IS BEING GASSED AND SHE'S BEING HELD BETWEEN YUYUKO'S LEGS
Anon-kun? It seems i got stuck and i can't get out...
>>49565899Okuueatingradiation.png
Why is there so much ran mmd porn
>>49565892Stop betraying the Kanmaritoilet
>>49565939>ran mmdNow I undertand why he shitposted the ran threads to death
A misunderstood hero
there's a pixiv artist who keep drawing some anthro character fucking 2hus
>>49565931god I want to punch her sagging tits
>>49565951https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/130103344
>>49565939I lost my unity account but I did "try" making one years ago
https://files.catbox.moe/kvwmyu.MP4
>>49565954I didnt expect thundercats out of all things
ITS A VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY
FUCKING CHICKS AND SODOMY
WHAT KIND OF SHIT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
>>49565954This the guy who spammed the fucking r34 tag with this shit
>>49565943In the ranfags defence he posted like the lowest quality version of that model, somehow
>>49565990I HATE this image
do you guys have any weird drawing ideas. I might draw if its funny
>>49566000draw the most hideous and abstract face as you possibly can
character of your choice
>>49566000Kana as a Danny Phantom character
Bros can you tell Wriggle to stop sending her entire family just because I want fresh air
>>49566170im still not used to this new app fresco
>>49566170Meira is a fvarking pony
>>49566003>Danny PhantomI was reminded of that miko danny phantom, checked metalman's xitter and see he got suspended
>>49561539you lost Jackalmanon
>>49566215awful news, was planning to scrap some of his shitposts
>>49565823Jackalmanon jacks off to this
>The Eye of Maridiapy is mine!
>I have the power /jp/hu!
>>49566258Jackalmanon owns you
>>49566314getting impregnated by Jackalmanon
>>49565884all of them job to Jackalman
>>49566368JACKALMANON......... MY FUARKING HERO!!!!
Is that parseecosplayer in 8? The background seems familiar and it talks about drinking and cosplaying
Where is my fuarking hero Femboyreaperanon
>>49565699mogged by Jackalman
>>49566405locked in Jackalmanon's basement
Big day for stalkers and schizos
Where the FUARK is SpongebobSquarepantsanon?
>>49566478trapped and betrayed by Jackalmanon
>>49566534This artist draws futa
https://x.com/TAMUSIC_STAFF/status/1933776212972986663
My MOFUARKING HEROES
>>49566744all of them job to Jackalmanon
all of them
Suika would genuinely make the best wife. Not even shitposting.
>>49565823Didn't know this artist draws porn. Twitter link please
>>49566744look at all those fucking faggots
Jackalman truly is Touhou culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Dwj7bIs9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd07ofAeusU
>>49566788Not even in top 5, I don't care to label beyond that.
>>49565412Meh who cares
this one on the other hand is hella hot https://nhentai.net/g/577453/
>>49567050jobs to Jackalman
Toby fox? more like tubby cocks lol
>>49567090His name is Robert Foxworth and you will not disrespect him.
>>49566848She's the perfect mix of fun, childish, mature, and responsible.
Only 50 minutes left for you to enter the "break Meira" contest!
>>49562582On average, The first two SoEW stages take 8 minutes
score
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>>49567403I'm not saying Suika is bad or terrible, but that she wouldn't
>>49566788>make the best wifeThere is way too strong competition from other 2hus. Even in terms of mixing qualities you mention, without getting into arguments if there are other things that should be taken into consideration.
Time's up!! Here are the final results:
1)Youmuanon with 3920020 points
2)Hecatianon with 3331190 points
3)Me with 3214480 points
We have just enough participants for a top 3 award ceremony. Each of your 2hus was rewarded with a medal!
Youmu: https://files.catbox.moe/h4xlsn.png
Hecc: https://files.catbox.moe/ptnd2i.png
Eiki: https://files.catbox.moe/umljv9.png
Thanks to Youmuanon for sharing something i didn't know about the score system in SoEW and thanks to Hecatianon for pulling through at the last minute! Since no one requested the NSFW reward, that should be all.
Join me next time for the EoSD "China's Challenging Pacifism" minicontest!!
>>49567621Yay!
So when's the next contest?
>>49567645I plan to do it next friday
PCB week ago, SoEW now, EoSD next week... Are you from /v/ or /vr/? Will something more modern come in two weeks at least?
>>49567696>Are you from /vUh, yeah?
>>49567696After the CCP contest, i plan to do a WBaWC team based challenge
You guys let the thread archive
>>49568092Whats the level of rarity for this marisad?
>>49568092It's weekend lemme videogame in peace
>>49566170FROGSNAKE MEIRA!!
>>49568092Don't you have any real non-net friends? You are always here, dude.
>>49568285You guys ARE my friends!
>>49568285To be fair with the marisissy, i spend 70% of my weekday time on 2hu threads and 30% with a friend. The percentages change to 50/50 on weekends
>>49568294Stop having friends except us
>>49568285Let's not pretend this isn't the most terminally online threads on /v/ next to like maybe the waifufag threads
>>49568300We only hang out online if that makes you feel better though i do hang out with my brother a lot irl
>refresh catalog
>press update button on /jp/
>open twitter
>open youtube
yup
>>49568285I haven't had a friend since middle school. The closest I have to a friend now is 4chan.
>>49568311finally a fellow youtube watcher. What do you usually watch?
>>49568315police bodycam videos
>>49568315Loud white man reacting to an anime I watched 15 years ago
>>49568324Why did you specify white? Are you blacc?
>>49568328I don't understand most of the words that black people say.
All the social anons went to touhoufest and abandoned us....
>>49568300The things I would do to a parseeanon...
>>49568098Nobody has answered this yet
>>49568324How do people enjoy this? I find that most reaction videos are either fake or boring
>>49568378They are frotting with cosplayers right now
>>49568395Hey I recognize that Orange fumo
>>49568378but Jackalmanon hasn't
>>49568412The designer of that fumo is the fastest frotter west of the Mississippi
>>49568315youtube poop
stop motion (mostly lego)
glitch productions
old SMG4
documentaries about murders, crimes, plane accidents, and other "sad" or "edgy" things
poofesure
>>49568425This reeks of former band kid
>>49560178We still didnt get anon's story
>>49568442So many /v/hu mysteries...
like the cause of the futa drought
>>49568442check the archive
>>49568425>youtube poopmisread that as yatsupoop lol
>>49568573>friendanon>gets friendzonedPottery
>>>/v/712647137
mspaintking...
>>49568609mspainTRAITOR!!
>>49568609stalkeranon....
stalkeranon should stalk me
pyw
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pyw
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>>49568647I don't draw but my friend drew this back in 2019 based on a pre-existing pic
>>49568412No ya donโt.
>>49568412Uh, no? Ew.
>>49568412No ya donโt.
>>49568419Uh, no? Ew.
>>49568637Every time I see this gif I go Kyaaaaaaa~!!!
>>49568659Only girls do that.
>>49568658Hey new guy it's Eh, no? KO.
>>49568412It's FesterSav, isn't it?
I found Mokofag in a Miku thread
I found mustardgasanon in a patrick thread
I found Koishi in a Satori thread
MY BREAD WAS BURNT TO A CRISP
ITS NOT LIKE ITS INEDIBLE OR ANYTHING I GUESS
I JUST WISH IT WAS FLUFFY AS USUAL
I think that /jp/hu is an experiment of the 4chan moderation team to keep /v/hu out of /v/. I'd say this experiment is a success. /v/hufriends really just want a general to have Touhou-themed funposts, and are against /vg/ for some reason.
demoralizing post, don't engage with it
>>49568742The Miku thread are going through a fraction of what we go through in Reimu threads right now
>>49568800Actually it was me, I created /jp/hu, it was all my fault, sorry
>>49568833Why apologize? I want to thank you for doing the right thing.
>>49568833You will never atone this sin.
The touhoufest anons are having so much fun I am so fucking jealous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>49568833we lost our fighting spirit due to you
>>49568847the Touhoufest anons will get trapped and betrayed by Jackalmanon
>>49568847They are probably fucking each other, without you
>>49568922even worse, they're playing children's card games without you
>>49569023but are they playing children's card games on motorcycles?
Day 2 Of No Gooning. I'm Going To Crash Out.
>>49569045you're gonna lose
>>49569045This hideous creature should kill any boner you have
i already came three times to patchouli
I got the urge to get more extra clears. As someone who barely had issues with Sigma and Genge, how hard are Flan, Koishit and Hecc?
Shit my diapy again award
I'm going to be honest, maridiapyposting used to be funny in the first few weeks of its existence now it's simply annoying, get another joke please.
>>49569168Hey you can't use the "thingbroken" card on me I'm immune to that because I'm a true 4chan original
I don't
I don't really want to use a Reimu thread
>>49569166jackalmanon will put maridiapy in her place!
>>49569350kneeling to jackalman
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP TALKING ABOUT YATSUTRAITOR, I'D UNDERSTAND IF SHE WAS A BAD ARTIST OR A LOLCOW OR A GUY BUT HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST MID GUY IN EXISTENCE, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN TALKING ABOUT THE MOST MID GIRL IN EXISTENCE AND WANT HIM TO DRAW YATSUHASHI
>HURR DURR YATSUTRAITOR SPIC FEET TURK KEB00B KILL YOURSELF I'M GONNA STALK YOU ON TWITTER AND /JP/
>UUUUUU PLEASE DRAW GIANTESSES YATSUHASHI WE DIDN'T MEAN IT
FUCK YOU, WHO THE FUCK CARES. AND BEFORE YOU SAY "HEE HEE YATSUBROKEN" IT'S NOT HER FAULT, IT'S YOU NAMEFAG OBSESSED FAGGOTS' FAULT, DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR LIFE
Did I miss essential vhu lore to understand the origins of Jackalmananon?
haha
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Prove your 2hu knowledge and tell me what their "little secret" is
yatsupoop lol haha why do I keep laughing and grinning at this stupid ass word like an idiot, I just can't stop smiling and blowing air out of my nose every time I say that word or any word prefixed with yatsu- like there is something seriously wrong with me in the head and fuck you guys for doing this to me. Anyway I'm yatsubroken haha lol fuck you.
>>49569376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkDJXKm3sY&ab_channel=Linguica
What are the odds of someone having sex at 2hufest as we speak?
>>49569539That depends, homo sex or heterosexual sex as God intended?
>>49569539did that anon get any DMs from that Yamame prank?
>>49569544homo sex in cosplay of course
>>49569549If you mean Grindr, i got some dick pics but that's it
>>49569557are they good dick pics?
>>49569574Decent iiirc but nothing worthy of saving
>>49569581Then why did you save it? U gay nigga?
>>49569589I didn't save them
22nid
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Was he in the right?
>>49569581Why didn't you save them if they were decent?
>>49569594Sexdoll guy is my fucking hero
>>49569596I only save 3dpd dicks on video format and if they include a cumshot at the end
>>49569602Can I add to your collection
>>49569592>I didn't save them>i got some dick pics but that's itOkay
>>49569617I "received them in my DMs" got them but not "downloaded them" got them
>>49569616Kagerou is a BBC queen too????
>>49569616yo when did kagerou become friends with yuuka
>>49569616>>49569625this is slander, Kagerou is a BJC (Big Jackalman Cock) queen
i've had it with the jackalman autist. Pass me the gun
>>49569633>>49569639holy Jackalmanbroken
>Holy Ja-*gunshot sound*-AAAACK!
Ah, silence at last.
Feels great doesn't it?
Yuuka and anon in the cuck couch watching as Tyrone fucks Kagerou
>>49569647nice fanfic
this is ACTUALLY what happened
https://files.catbox.moe/aso1pq.jpg
>>49569649jackalman owns /jp/hu, bitch
you can't do jack shit to him
>>49569651Yuuka is a cuckqueen too???
>>49569654What is this face meant to convey?
uh oh someone is alicebroken
>>49569661/jp/hu getting put in their place by jackalman
>>49569663still jackalmanbroken
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kep0AgJ
i don't need to vote in a poll to answer your question
>>49569717if you're seeing these posts then that's obviously yes
did Jackalman kill the thread?
>>49569998Theory 1: Everyone is at touhoufest
Theory 2: There was a massive ban wave that we're unaware of
Theory 3: Everyone's busy gooning like me
Theory 4: All of the above
>>49570012I'd be fucking baffled is theory 1 was the most truthful. i thought 4chan was supposed to be a site full a social outcasts. and where are the anons outside of west coast USA? I thought there would have been enough of them to keep up traffic during evening/night USA hours
>>49570020I'm from EU and i'm still up
>Why?Stu making chocolate pudding
Hopefully it's not 1 I hate normalfags but sadly we're already tainted
>>49570021I'm actually a Burger with a fucked sleep schedule but Touhoufest is still too far away enough for me to care about attending. i'm also surprised there don't seem to be more Burger anons with bad sleep schedules posting right now
Thinking about getting connections so that I can go to touhoufest without wasting money
settling down with a /v/hu husband
>>49570068come and make some connections at touhoufest, that's how everyone else did it
>>49570133How do I make connections with people in real life if the point is that I can't meet them
>>49570138pretty sure people here (both /v/ and /jp/) have been doing organised meetups since the very first touhoufest, they're nice guys and won't mind helping out
>>49570149I will think on it next year
>>49570038Oh that's why they call her nigger nightbug
>parseecosplayer became parseetraitor
Why....
>>49570429Waiting for the thread to be made.
Because this one isn't it.
>>49570553Did he say something at 8?
What the fuck if you switch the style to Tomorrow there's a Rumia in the bottom right
>>49570598He selfieposted...
I miss when he selfieposted for us alone...
>>49570649How come he never wished us a happy weekend? Does he hate us?
>>49570652103traitor corrupted him
>>49570132and his name is jackalmanon
I have realized that I do not have a screen to cum on for a cum tribute. My computer screen won't cut it.
>>49571039Print it and cum on it
>>49570954Thanks yuukabro, didn't know it's spelled like that
>>49571106I do not have ink left.
>>49571119I am not going to buy a tablet just because I want to cum on it.
>>49571123there's cheap shitty ones out there that you can buy RIGHT NOW
what are you a poorfag
>>49571143i'm very sorry then
it was never meant to be...
>>49571149I shall make one when the time is right. I am going to cum alone.
>>49571112Okay okay, I have an idea, just buy some colors and start drawfagging your 2hu then cum on it, if it's too hard then just trace
I could have waited a little more but it was a fun nut. I will be more patient in the near future.
>>49571050a thundercats character that some drawfag drew art of fucking almost every touhou character
>>49571237NNNNNYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got banned on /v/ for making a joke on an ick on eck thread so i'll be stuck here for the following 3 days
>>49571243The length of the furthest shot was over 8 inches, yet most became centered at the source. I would fear for my computer monitor. I also came to a picture of Patchouli if you were wondering.
>>49571250have fun on jackalman's wild ride
>>49571268now send the picture with catbox
>>49571297https://files.catbox.moe/rs4xtt.jpg
the /jp/hu drought is unbearable
Where's merth?
Where's mspaintanon?
Where are the marisissies?
Where are the anons that love to bring up 103?
Where are the stalkers?
Where are the [character] fucks [archetype] anons?
Where are the stupid board wars?
Where are the native /jp/sies mad at our existence?
WHERE. IS. EVERYONE?
>>49571666Pack it up, anon. Time to find a new place to shitpost. Everyone died.
you guys all left me...
that's it. i'm leaving for r/2hujerk.
>>49571689Be sure to send us the finest Yuuka IR pictures that you find there when you come back
>>49571666>>49571689Jackalmanon didn't leave
>>49571666Sariel fucks Anonymous.
>>49571666they are having gay cosplay sex at the touhoufest
we are stuck with juan for now.
>>49571703I, too, want infrared pictures of Yuuka.
>>49571781that pic has followups where she pisses herself
Mspaintanon betrayed us for Undertale
>>49571689>r/2hujerkNo wonder these threads are full of underage retards. Fuck off and never come back.
>>49571969Holy snailchoulibroken
>>49571975Nigger this thread isn't even done
Notice how no one makes /v/hu threads anymore. You have your paradise so you don't bother.
>>49571988I made one yesterday and got CCPanon to make this rare post
i like seeing girls pee themselves
rope
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>>49571988They don't look anymore
They don't bake anymore
It's over
>>49571996You see this is what happens when you eat too much bat soup
>>49571996There was futa in that thread. Uncensored. Cumming. Futa.
>>49571988>>49572005Remember when I said posting here is admitting defeat?
Are you finally understanding it now?
>>49572113So you are defeated?