Thread 49559996

The funposting continues!

Remember to:
-Post charts!
-Make fundraws!
-Make funny posts!
-Be nice to drawfriends!
-Be nice to namefriends!
-Be nice to marifriends!
-And last, but not least, be nice to our jayfriends!!

>>49559996 (OP)
i will do none of this
kill yourself

While all the other anons are still having fun in the other thread, don't forget that you can talk to me if you want to discuss the games or at the very least use this post as an anchor!

Suggested game of the thread: PCB
Suggested 2hu of the thread: Yumemi
Suggested song of the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWNDB1juaeo

You don't have to discuss any of these if you want! They're just ideas.

>>49560021
I want to fuck Doremy

YUUKA FUCKS BLACK MEN

Remember to link back to your old thread and make a specialized OP with all the info you need to know!
I love /vg/

Cum inside Doremy

>>49560027
Shut the fuck up Tewifat anon is going to cum on you soon

>>49560026
>>49560031
And your dreams will come true if you learn how to lucid...uhh dream. Semi related but i love her stage background too.

>>49559996 (OP)
Based OP picture.

Cosplayanons, what is the best way to get you to date me?

Otheranons if you have romance tips I'll accept those too

/v/hu is laughing at us...

>>49560121
The one tip i can give you besides not getting into parasocial relationships is to personally talk to that person and become real friends for at least 6 months. You should confess after that amount of time passes. Wait too little and you'll realize you don't have much in common with that other person. Wait too much and you'll stay in the friend zone.

I managed to get a girlfriend years ago by doing this but i can't help you with what comes next.

>>49560141
>You should confess after that amount of time passes
I did that and got friendzoned. Please don't do my mistake and be clear on what you intend from the beginning or you end up like me.

>>49560155
I suppose it depends on the girl. I still don't suggest doing it as soon as you meet since you do need some time to know each other.

>>49560141
Shit anon, that’s good advice. Any more you want to share?

The best time of the day is flannly here!

>>49560167
IT WASN'T A GIRL IT WAS ANOTHER /V/HU ANON

Did you know? The yellow archangel is nicknamed "aluminum archangel" due to the silver streaks on the leaves. It's also invasive in some parts of Europe. Don't spread flower seeds you don't know.

>>49560178
You got to get close to a /v/hu anon? Story time!

>>49560178
what's his name anon
how did you two meet

>>49560186
I'm friendanon#1
>>49560192
His name is friendanon#2

>>49560170
Not in terms of love, no. I fumbled everything else. Based on my fumbles, i can tell you that you really need to show your emotions and express how happy that person makes you.

Rubbing my penis on another penis of an anon I care about feels sooooo good

>>49560141
>girlfriend
Merth?

>>49560396
Not me I don't know how to talk to women

>>49560412
But... don't you...?

>>49560414
I got lucky

Just broke up I'm free and available

any plans for tomorrow?

>>49560424
What about you

I just shat my diapers again...

>>49560428
drinking of course!

>>49560027
Wtf no she doesn't.

>>49560141
>i can't help you with what comes next.
Y-you mean th-the... "S" thing...? Oh gosh...!

>>49560182
miss yuuka how do we solve the tumbleweed crisis in the mid west of the united state?

Wow another general, this board is dead

>>49560524
Holy snailchouli

Please get out, just leave, I hate you people

>>49560505
Yuukabros says she does

>>49560543
Go back to /v/ swine

/jp/sissy melty

Native /jp/sissies... Please save us from yuukabros

You crawl back yet again

that was a good run actually

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

FVARK

>>49560651
MY PRINCE WOULD NEVER BE A KEK

give me
about 300 seconds

Keiki ate too much the thread was too heavy to carry

I got curious and searched "touhou + dark_skinned_male" in both rule34 and gelbooru to find Yuuka. It took me 4 pages in the former and 3 in the latter.

>>49560678
Now do -sinsack (touhou) and remove A.I

what the fuck is this thread even
are you faggots /v/ refugees or something?

>>49560692
holy snailchouli broken

>>49560692
Yes, they are
/v/ janitors keep deleting their threads

>>49560687
Same results

>>49560704
and why don't they post like everybody else here instead of making another faggot general?

>>49560705
.............yuuuuukaaabros...........

>>49560708
Because they're a little special

>>49560708
Do you want the autism to spread that badly? Do you really want us running around the board ruining other threads instead of keeping it self contained in one little thread that affects no one but ourselves?

Sloppa-anon, are you still making those fat hairy stinky keikis?

>>49560708
Someone just tried to make a thread on /v/ 8 minutes ago and its already gone. Take a moment to think about that.
Also post more Clownpiece (sexo)

8?
8??????
NGHHHHHHH I HATE TR8ITORS

>>49560722
No, you have >>>/vg/, we don't want to see you pathetic faggots here to begin with

>>49560740
holy meirabroken

>>49560651
yay

whoops

I want to draw porn but I won't be able to for the weekend

my skin is green and my cum is grey

>>49560775
Merth...

>>49560722
If you stop coordinating and camping in one ghetto-thread, you will assimilate due to inertia of local culture.

>>49560775
I wish I could draw porn right now but I'm busy breastfeeding a greedy baby with my massive bazingas

>>49560914
AGPanon...

>>49560914
I'm the baby btw

fortunetellerbrobtw

Good morning /v/hus I'm going to work!

...I miss my vhufriends...

>>49561273
I miss you too Anon

>>49561273
>>49561438
Kiss

I'm so sad for SDM thread's OP... You made it while I was sleeping sorry that I couldn't save it, it was very nice idea.

>>49561516
Which one

Where are the eurofriends?

>>49561523
>>49561065

Everyone should be my friend

>>49560178
soooooo? share embarrassing parts of your life with class anon
if it was some namefag you can avoid naming them directly

Americafrens sleping

kuso thread.

>>49561539
Hi jaypee anon

>>49561539
shut the fuck up buttplug fox

Today I kidnapped mspaintanon and brought him into my house. I wanted him to be my friend but it turns out that he has a boyfriend! I tried raping his boipussy but he had a vagina! I said ew and threw him away. I let him go and now I'm in custody by the police. Thoughts on cereal?

>>49561547
Haha you tried to sex a girl, what a fag

Alice "the raped" Margatroid

Good morning i'm going back to sleep

>he
>vagina

Melon

Thoughts on these threads?
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/45653773
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/43937734
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/43311236

>>49561535
I want to punch Clownpiece in the tummy.

Good night vhu

when a /v/hu speaks, you listen

>>49561625
It's after morning. (Noon)

>>49561612
>moved to /b/
Why don't they do this now?

>last post 1 hour ago
>still page 2
Man
/jp/ might as well be Junko's son board
Because it's dead.

>>49560739
i personally go out of my way to report every single one of your posts on 8

Tocchan is my mother
Yocchan is my wife

>>49561907
/jp/ - Junko Progeny

>>>/v/684811872
Why are marisissies like this

>>>/v/410903729
Why are alicefags like this

>>49562303
lol @ the remisissy in that thread

Hello /v/hus I just got home from work

>>49562435
Welcome back Anon! Hope you'll have a good weekend!

>>49562443
Thanks! I'm trying to stay sober this weekend for the first time in like 5 years!

>>49562453
Good for you! I hope you'll succeed!

See? This is how you should be talking with your fellow veehus. Be polite, be kind.

These threads went further south when Juan came.

haha get it

During the following 24 hours, i'll be hosting the "Break Meira" minicontest!! Here are the rules:

>boot up SoEW
>choose ReimuA (B and especially C aren't fast enough to kill all enemies but you're free to prove me wrong)
>beat the first two stages and screencap your score
>post that screencap on the thread and state your favorite 2hu character (this is important for the top 3 rewards. I'm no drawfag so don't expect anything too fancy)
>optional: you may also suggest a tribute of a 2hu (doesn't have to be your favorite) and i'll do the top 3's requests

TL;DR beat Meira, share score and use your 2hu waifu as a submission fee. If none of you join the contest, i win by default and you're all Meirabroken

>>49562582
what difficulty?

>>49562588
Normal. You're allowed to reset as much as you want as long as you don't kill Meira. Once you do, that will be your final score

>>49562599
K I'll do it in an hour or so once my workshift ends

>>49562582
>Break Meira or be Meira broken!

>>49562582
Not playing slop of eastern wonderland

>>49562582
ReimuB because fug ze rules.
You really just let a lot of points go to waste by not reducing initial lives and bombs huh.
Favorite 2hu: Youmu

>>49562924
huh, i never noticed that

In this world is to plap or be plapped

the futa drought is unbearable

the futa flood is simply delectable

Just bad a Sarairevelation
Touhou kaikidan
Kaiki
Keiki
So this is why her spellcard background is a city similar to the one in Shinki's last attack

My Sarairevelation is that Enoko is actually called Enoch

>>49563077
Touhou youyoumu is the one with youmu in it

...WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE, YOU'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE NEETS LIKE ME

>>49563160
I clapped

>>49563307
I'm.... busy.......

anyone up for jiggies/gartic?

>>49563456
I'd be up for a jiggy

>>49563477
Eiki sex while she wears her work uniform (Hecatia's clothes)

Touhou most likely to be wearing a mini-skirt while it's 3 degrees outside because she is a slut that likes to expose her legs to human males?

>>49563599
UNZAN

>>49563599
aya and hecatia do this every day but it's their culture so DON'T JUDGE THEM

>>49562464
I failed already!

>>49563675
...better luck next time I guess.
Please at least try to not overdue it, your health is important.

>>49563675
Please try to take better care of yourself, anon...

I'm going to a mall, how do I buy bloomers, thigh-highs and female shoes for cosplay without looking suspicious?

>>49563698
buy them at different stores, but them separately. if anyone asks, it's a gift for your... girlfriend.

>>49563698
I only give advice to cosplay anons that share their photos. Jokes aside, why not buy them online?

What are veehus thoughts on these threads

>>/jp/thread/40970071
>>/jp/thread/34091087
>>/jp/thread/34007606

>>49563715
I think you failed proper linking and are retarded lol

>>49563699
Good idea...
>>49563710
>why not buy them online?
It will leave a mark in my purchase history plus I don't want any three letter agents to know

Flowers for Irene

>>49563715
Mentally i'll faggot threads, of course they would have been an attempt to link these in /jp(v)/hu.

>>49563715
hahahahahhah retard doesn't know how to link

>>49563744
You do realize /v/hu would do the same, right?

>>49563715
you've been linking these on /v/hu to laugh at /jp/ for an eternity yet we're just as gay
in the past couple of threads fags were openly asking juan to post himself cumming on 2hus
we are in no position to laugh anymore...

>>49563755
juanbroken

>>49563755
it were gaypee falseflaggers

I love anthro deer girls!

>>>/v/712545019
Takanetoddler spotted

NONONO you're supposed to be breaking ME! (or Meira, pls join the contest)

>>49563748
Why do you think I put the v in brackets.

hey new guy it's called /v/hu not vhu

I'm not gay I like futahus

hey new guy it's called peehu

The futa drought is coming to an end

>>49563763
Mspaintfalseflagger....

The futa tsunami is enjoyable

/v/hu, I'm curious. What exactly makes girls with dicks so enjoyable? Personally, I find dicks more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas, and seeing a woman with big tits, nice curves, wide hips and thick thighs with the objectively superior reproductive organ between her legs makes me very horny. I like when they're big when flaccid so their peepees can dangle around.

>>49563599
>>49563685
Is it true that Kagerou exposes her shoulders to human males because she is a slut?

Nigger

That's racism

I dont think I can take this mental assault any longer

free him from the zoo...

>>49563812
My cute tsundere husband

>>49563767
Takanetoddler is a better man than all of you combined. You were Takanebroken and couldn't bear to see him post anymore and you hurt him where you knew it'd hurt him most.

>>49563821
I always liked him bettee than Meirafag

>>49563821
He was a annoying fag and I'm glad he ran away kwab

>>49563818
Your husband abandoned you

>>49563821
It wasnt that serious you know

>>49563821
good

>>49563838
maybe not for a normalfag like you

>>49563837
Its ok, I have my son.

Homework: Write one example for each of the demonstrated types. Whoever can identify a type E gets a golden star

>>49563859
Nigga I don't speak chinese

>>49563852
normalbroken

>>49563862
works on my machine

>>49563859
type E is a ritualpost like glory to the ccp or koisneed do I get a golden star sensei?
also where is Kazami sensei the Aki senseis are teaching some weird stuff again

Go home /v/, we don't want your kind around here

>>49563877
Good job! I forgot about ritualposts somehow. Koisneed happens to be type A and E at the same time.
>where is Kazami sensei
Not here for now. I'm also a different "sensei"

>>49563892
I cant..... I cant recognize Shizuha without the leaf

>>49563890
But I do wanna go home.....

What is omarisa supposed to be a pun of?

>>49563909
Owarida

>>49563859
These are all actually funny yes.

>>49563892
juanita school groomer...

pssssssh
new bread in ze vee

>>49563922
Good job on doing the type B example. Only 3 more to go!

I don't see it

>>49563935
Humm Youmu's fat ass inside a pencil skirt...

>>49563755
One or two mentally ill fags spamming don't speak for the whole thread.
>>49563821
He's a little bitch and might as well be a tripfag with how he posts. Nothing of value was lost.

>>49563838
It was serious. If it was done to me I'd leave /v/hu.

someone sounds mad

>>49563955
What's the source of that smiling Reimu?

>>49563962
Pussy.

Akyuu-chan wouldn't say that.

Yeahtsub00ber

Blog thread

>>49563964
Touhou Saphire Panlogism Reimu extra stage scenario

I don't know how Suikadrinker can drink so much alcohol. It feels like acid when I drink anything harder than beer and immediately go hungry.

>>49564060
FAAAAAAAAT

Today I went out and got my car washed and detailed, now it looks nice

[s4s]hu will scare the /v/hu menace away!
We play the games (/v/ never does!) (but so do most Touhou fans?) and we have spell cards based on fumos!

its beyond over

Its so hot an humid today I can't stand it...

>>49564080
Go Beyond the calamity

>>49564082
dont be a swamp ass always keep your balls dry

I stared into the abyss in my dream last night, it smelled like vinegar

Can someone explain to me what happened yesterday?

In the coming age of Aquarius, troubling times ahead...

Dan made me hot and bothered again

Big Black Character

>>49564140
Touhou 14: BBC

>>49564105
Futa drought?

>>49564159
Truly severe this year

Futa catastrophe in bhavagra

>>49563955
>one or two
Reminder:
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm45V2Kga

>>49564169
Oops wrong poll
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DJYVxyQ

>>49564169
>>49564171
this nigga has a txt file of all the strawpolls

I would rape Marisa so hard

Anon's boypussy......

Im homocidal and I have a taste I want to wipe out the futa race

>>49564250
you forgot Eh? No. KO! formerly EhNYYYYYYYYYOko

>>49564231
Well, what are you waiting for? Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Futapocalipse

I will defend the futa kingdom till my last breath

Sans Undertale fucked my mom...

Day 1 of No Gooning. Help.

>>49564316
Ayaperv

Paizuri is the only sex

>>49564316
Ayaperv looks like that and does this

>>49564329
Imagine

>>49564344
slampig

I SAID NO GOONING

>>49564379
its the only thing I do after my shift is over...

A /v/hu thread is up... please post in it... I will get on my knees and suck all your cocks just please don't let it die...

>>49564171
Not applicable, results can't be trusted due to people who will click the most controversial option "for teh lulz" as they say.

>>49564393
You just had to say it and kill it huh

>>49564393
It's already dead sorry bud

>>49564393
oh really?

well

>>49564408
Yeah

now what?

Is it gay to let a very effeminate man to suck your dick (touhou cosplayer) or are you just taking advantage of the situation

>>49559996 (OP)
I was promised charts.

I'm gooning right now

>>49564452
>Is it gay to
Yes, always. If you have to ask if something is gay, it's because deep down you know it's fucking gay.

It's up

>>49564459
Mystia's face when she is denied human cock.

>>49564542
you wont trick me twice

>>49564551
Fugggggh

>>49564458
Still no movement on mine... I'm replaying MS to try to improve that chart a bit but I forgot how difficult this game is. I hate the chunky lazychase lazors that you have to dodge at absolutely the last moment, no wonder this is the only game they appeared in, worst bullet type conceived.

>>49563675
Degenerate

>>49564408
I made that screencap.

>>49564585
I thought only YukiMai and Alice sharted that garbage, forgot if Shinki did too.
Worst part of MS in higher difficulties for me its that one Yumeko attack where she abrasively aims random shit at you

>>49564623
Yeah Shinki sadly does that to. As if she wasn't bad enough already.
Game has pretty reasonable difficulty until you hit Yuki and Mai fight which is sudden and giant spike in difficulty and then it just climbs further after that.

I went outside and saw 3 zoomers that looked the exact same

i went outside and saw 3 zoomirekos

zoomireko sexsexsex

I am the same age as Zoomereko

Zoomireko Fucks Zoomer Cock

i think she likes bugs more

>>49563715
These threads are hot and funny, why can't /v/hu be like this?

Uh.. why did the posts/hr go down this much?

>>49564956
/jp/ assimilation

>>49564966
Oh no no no I suddenly feel the urge to point out every time someone misuses the quotation function...

>>49565001
WHO IN HOLY MEIRA'S NAME ARE YOU QUOTING

>>49565001
Cool quote, now draw Meira.

I also love brapping

man this thread blows

.........so the art trade anon was actually tewibraphog....

okay fine i guess ill come back
its not like i like it here or anything baka!

and so you come crawling back...

Bros...

in 300 seconds i will make the worst thread ever

>>49565113
why would you post interracial yuuka porn in the middle of the thread?

Switch 2? Obtained!
Mario kart? Paid for?
Yuuka? Business trip to Cape town
'za? Papa John's ordered
Yup it's gaming time

>>49565119
I already made a thread

>>49565135
omm (oh my miko) that's so valid sister i hope you're having a great time
i just put on my chastity belt as well :3 TAOIST POWER!!! nyaaa :3

>>49565136
LAIR LAIR PANTS ON FIRE

>>49565145
>being this much of a secondary
Look harder.

>bbc and futa
we are cooked

inb4 who are you quoting

the futa deluge is drawing it's final breath

Is that sans undertale

sans from undertale just touched my weewee

I apologize in advance

>>49565169
i feel bad for having air come out of my nose at this

I dont see it

300 SECONDS HAVE PASSED ANON I DON'T WANT TO KEEP SHITTING UP JAYPEE

yuuka when there is no black peepee at the function

>>49565169
black pp haha peenus weenus but black

you were meant to post pinching nose kyouko

I only post that when theres a pheromone overload

>>49565183
Doesheknow

>>49565201
yeah i just checked and found it i just assume it's not up until someone tells me it's up

>>49565189
Maybe if I post this iconic piece of art it'll help

hump limit

The other thread STILL hasn't archived btw

>>49565278
its been put in stasis mode containing all the incriminating evidence against /v/hu

need yukaricosplayer to do this

>>>/v/712587945
Guys, is this true?

new Tewi doujin dropped
https://nhentai.net/g/577605/

>>49565412
>dropped
It came out 6 days and 2 hours ago, grandpa.

>>49564813
50?

>>49565079
my diaper

Less than 11 hours left for you to enter the "break Meira" contest and only a single submission has been made! I'm going to bed soon so if you have any questions or want me to extend the deadline, now's the time.

>>49565683
What about your diapy

YIPPIE I HATE FNAF

>>49565695
Meirasisters.....

Cool rabbit facts:
If you're going to get an abortion, get a licensed medical professional to do it.

>>49565701
Fucking Niggers At Five?

>>49565732
wtf yuuka go back to the garden

One more Yuuka bbc joke and i'm gonna have a melty

*melts*

>>49565748
what was the worst joke that /v/hu spammed ? Do Yuuka bbc take the spot ?

>>49565748
Meira

>>49565760
we've had a lot and i think whatever is first place would have to share with something else as well

>>49565748
Yuukacuckbroken

Nyoooo I missed the fnaf thread I was going to shitpost the OP artist's weird shipping of Flanny and Plushtrap

>>49565760
Probably one of the shitty ones i improvise on the spot like the shinmy yah drank swa-la-la-la one

>>49565773
well post it now marisissy

>>49565780
Im trying to find the where she posted the lewds

>>49565773
>kill a bunch of children
>get to fuck flan
its not fair

>>49565695
does this count

my random drawings in kukulu https://files.catbox.moe/tm3wer.png

plushtrap is so lucky bros...
https://files.catbox.moe/6l78hi.png
https://files.catbox.moe/9gn2he.png
https://files.catbox.moe/bw0c3h.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xmx699.png

>>49565823
meh i prefer remiflan

>>49565823
my fvarking self-insert
jesus what a bad penis

>>49565823
this is so fucking hot

>>49565821
>the 2hu in question is Patchoulie

the patchouli mmd mode is so hot

>>49565873
ngl i would use alice toilet paper

>>49565873
my heroes, all in one image in their best forms

>>49565873
I like how scared the Reimutoilet is. I like seeing the fear in her eyes.
I want to use the Reimutoilet.

Are you taking shit in the koilet or the Reimutoilet

>>49565820
No, sorry

>>49565873
WHY DO HER FARTS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHEMICAL WEAPON
YOUMU IS BEING GASSED AND SHE'S BEING HELD BETWEEN YUYUKO'S LEGS

Stop melting

This video is cinema

Anon-kun? It seems i got stuck and i can't get out...

>>49565899
Okuueatingradiation.png

Why is there so much ran mmd porn

>>49565892
Stop betraying the Kanmaritoilet
>>49565939
>ran mmd
Now I undertand why he shitposted the ran threads to death
A misunderstood hero

Who's "he"

there's a pixiv artist who keep drawing some anthro character fucking 2hus

>>49565931
god I want to punch her sagging tits

>>49565945
lets see

>>49565951
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/130103344

>>49565939
I lost my unity account but I did "try" making one years ago
https://files.catbox.moe/kvwmyu.MP4

Stop posting pornography

>>49565954
I didnt expect thundercats out of all things

eyyy tony

ITS A VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY
FUCKING CHICKS AND SODOMY
WHAT KIND OF SHIT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?

anthro Genjii on Meira

sick fucks

Finally, my fetish

>>49565954
This the guy who spammed the fucking r34 tag with this shit

>>49565943
In the ranfags defence he posted like the lowest quality version of that model, somehow

>>49565990
I HATE this image

do you guys have any weird drawing ideas. I might draw if its funny

>>49566000
draw the most hideous and abstract face as you possibly can
character of your choice

>>49566000
Kana as a Danny Phantom character

>>49566000
Yuuka bleached

>>49565971
Jackalmanon...

Bros can you tell Wriggle to stop sending her entire family just because I want fresh air

>>49566029
>her
???

>>49566170
im still not used to this new app fresco

>>49566170
Meira is a fvarking pony

>>49566003
>Danny Phantom
I was reminded of that miko danny phantom, checked metalman's xitter and see he got suspended

>>49561539
you lost Jackalmanon

>>49566215
awful news, was planning to scrap some of his shitposts

>>49565823
Jackalmanon jacks off to this

toby owns you

>The Eye of Maridiapy is mine!
>I have the power /jp/hu!

>>49566258
Jackalmanon owns you

Where are the veehus?

>>49566314
getting impregnated by Jackalmanon

>>49565884
all of them job to Jackalman

Hey

>>49566368
JACKALMANON......... MY FUARKING HERO!!!!

Zamn

Is that parseecosplayer in 8? The background seems familiar and it talks about drinking and cosplaying

Where is my fuarking hero Femboyreaperanon

>>49565699
mogged by Jackalman

>>49566405
locked in Jackalmanon's basement

Big day for stalkers and schizos

Where the FUARK is SpongebobSquarepantsanon?

>>49566478
trapped and betrayed by Jackalmanon

>>49566372
zammy

>>49566534
This artist draws futa

and then futa rained

https://x.com/TAMUSIC_STAFF/status/1933776212972986663

My MOFUARKING HEROES

>>49566744
is that.......

>>49566744
all of them job to Jackalmanon
all of them

Suika would genuinely make the best wife. Not even shitposting.

>>49565823
Didn't know this artist draws porn. Twitter link please

>>49566744
look at all those fucking faggots

Jackalman truly is Touhou culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Dwj7bIs9M

>>49566788
Not even in top 5, I don't care to label beyond that.

>>49565412
Meh who cares
this one on the other hand is hella hot https://nhentai.net/g/577453/

Find me

>>49566922
Dess...

Thoughts on Glover?

>>49567050
jobs to Jackalman

Toby fox? more like tubby cocks lol

>>49567090
His name is Robert Foxworth and you will not disrespect him.

>>49566848
She's the perfect mix of fun, childish, mature, and responsible.

Only 50 minutes left for you to enter the "break Meira" contest! >>49562582

On average, The first two SoEW stages take 8 minutes

>>49562582
Hecatia

>>49567403
I'm not saying Suika is bad or terrible, but that she wouldn't
>>49566788
>make the best wife
There is way too strong competition from other 2hus. Even in terms of mixing qualities you mention, without getting into arguments if there are other things that should be taken into consideration.

Time's up!! Here are the final results:

1)Youmuanon with 3920020 points
2)Hecatianon with 3331190 points
3)Me with 3214480 points

We have just enough participants for a top 3 award ceremony. Each of your 2hus was rewarded with a medal!

Youmu: https://files.catbox.moe/h4xlsn.png
Hecc: https://files.catbox.moe/ptnd2i.png
Eiki: https://files.catbox.moe/umljv9.png

Thanks to Youmuanon for sharing something i didn't know about the score system in SoEW and thanks to Hecatianon for pulling through at the last minute! Since no one requested the NSFW reward, that should be all.

Join me next time for the EoSD "China's Challenging Pacifism" minicontest!!

>>49567621
Yay!
So when's the next contest?

>>49567645
I plan to do it next friday

PCB week ago, SoEW now, EoSD next week... Are you from /v/ or /vr/? Will something more modern come in two weeks at least?

>>49567696
>Are you from /v
Uh, yeah?

>>49567696
After the CCP contest, i plan to do a WBaWC team based challenge

Loaded Diaper

its looking super grim

where is everyone....

You guys let the thread archive

>>49568092
Whats the level of rarity for this marisad?

>>49568092
It's weekend lemme videogame in peace

>>49566170
FROGSNAKE MEIRA!!

>>49568092
Don't you have any real non-net friends? You are always here, dude.

>>49568285
You guys ARE my friends!

>>49568285
To be fair with the marisissy, i spend 70% of my weekday time on 2hu threads and 30% with a friend. The percentages change to 50/50 on weekends

>>49568294
Stop having friends except us

>>49568285
Let's not pretend this isn't the most terminally online threads on /v/ next to like maybe the waifufag threads

>>49568300
We only hang out online if that makes you feel better though i do hang out with my brother a lot irl

>refresh catalog
>press update button on /jp/
>open twitter
>open youtube
yup

>>49568285
I haven't had a friend since middle school. The closest I have to a friend now is 4chan.

>>49568311
finally a fellow youtube watcher. What do you usually watch?

>>49568315
police bodycam videos

>>49568285
I have (You)!

>>49568315
Loud white man reacting to an anime I watched 15 years ago

>>49568324
Why did you specify white? Are you blacc?

>>49566170
103lite...

>>49568328
I don't understand most of the words that black people say.

All the social anons went to touhoufest and abandoned us....

>>49568300
The things I would do to a parseeanon...

>>49568098
Nobody has answered this yet

>>49568381
O-oh

>>49568324
How do people enjoy this? I find that most reaction videos are either fake or boring

>>49568378
They are frotting with cosplayers right now

>>49568395
Hey I recognize that Orange fumo

>>49568378
but Jackalmanon hasn't

>>49568412
The designer of that fumo is the fastest frotter west of the Mississippi

>>49568315
youtube poop
stop motion (mostly lego)
glitch productions
old SMG4
documentaries about murders, crimes, plane accidents, and other "sad" or "edgy" things
poofesure

>>49568425
This reeks of former band kid

>>49560178
We still didnt get anon's story

>>49568442
So many /v/hu mysteries...

like the cause of the futa drought

>>49568442
check the archive

>>49568425
>youtube poop
misread that as yatsupoop lol

>>49568573
>friendanon
>gets friendzoned
Pottery

>>>/v/712647137
mspaintking...

...

>>49568573
link?

>>49568609
mspainTRAITOR!!

>>49568609
stalkeranon....

>>49568620
Zelda

stalkeranon should stalk me

>>49568637
pyw

>>49568639
uhh

>>49568647
I don't draw but my friend drew this back in 2019 based on a pre-existing pic

>>49568412
No ya don’t.
>>49568412
Uh, no? Ew.

>>49568412
No ya don’t.
>>49568419
Uh, no? Ew.

>>49568637
Every time I see this gif I go Kyaaaaaaa~!!!

>>49568659
Only girls do that.

>>49568658
Hey new guy it's Eh, no? KO.

>>49568412
It's FesterSav, isn't it?

I found Mokofag in a Miku thread

I found mustardgasanon in a patrick thread

I found Koishi in a Satori thread

MY BREAD WAS BURNT TO A CRISP
ITS NOT LIKE ITS INEDIBLE OR ANYTHING I GUESS
I JUST WISH IT WAS FLUFFY AS USUAL

I think that /jp/hu is an experiment of the 4chan moderation team to keep /v/hu out of /v/. I'd say this experiment is a success. /v/hufriends really just want a general to have Touhou-themed funposts, and are against /vg/ for some reason.

demoralizing post, don't engage with it

>>49568742
The Miku thread are going through a fraction of what we go through in Reimu threads right now

>>49568800
Actually it was me, I created /jp/hu, it was all my fault, sorry

>>49568833
Why apologize? I want to thank you for doing the right thing.

>>49568833
You will never atone this sin.

The touhoufest anons are having so much fun I am so fucking jealous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49568833
we lost our fighting spirit due to you

>>49568847
the Touhoufest anons will get trapped and betrayed by Jackalmanon

>>49568847
They are probably fucking each other, without you

>>49568922
even worse, they're playing children's card games without you

>>49569023
but are they playing children's card games on motorcycles?

Day 2 Of No Gooning. I'm Going To Crash Out.

>>49569045
you're gonna lose

>>49569045
This hideous creature should kill any boner you have

i already came three times to patchouli

I got the urge to get more extra clears. As someone who barely had issues with Sigma and Genge, how hard are Flan, Koishit and Hecc?

Shit my diapy again award

TouhoufestTRAITORS

I'm going to be honest, maridiapyposting used to be funny in the first few weeks of its existence now it's simply annoying, get another joke please.

>>49569166
diaperbroken

>>49569168
Hey you can't use the "thingbroken" card on me I'm immune to that because I'm a true 4chan original

>>49569166
Yup yup yup

I don't
I don't really want to use a Reimu thread

>>49569166
jackalmanon will put maridiapy in her place!

WHERE IS EVERYONE AIEEEE

>>49569350
kneeling to jackalman

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP TALKING ABOUT YATSUTRAITOR, I'D UNDERSTAND IF SHE WAS A BAD ARTIST OR A LOLCOW OR A GUY BUT HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST MID GUY IN EXISTENCE, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN TALKING ABOUT THE MOST MID GIRL IN EXISTENCE AND WANT HIM TO DRAW YATSUHASHI
>HURR DURR YATSUTRAITOR SPIC FEET TURK KEB00B KILL YOURSELF I'M GONNA STALK YOU ON TWITTER AND /JP/
>UUUUUU PLEASE DRAW GIANTESSES YATSUHASHI WE DIDN'T MEAN IT
FUCK YOU, WHO THE FUCK CARES. AND BEFORE YOU SAY "HEE HEE YATSUBROKEN" IT'S NOT HER FAULT, IT'S YOU NAMEFAG OBSESSED FAGGOTS' FAULT, DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR LIFE

Did I miss essential vhu lore to understand the origins of Jackalmananon?

Prove your 2hu knowledge and tell me what their "little secret" is

>>49569376
see >>49565954

yatsupoop lol haha why do I keep laughing and grinning at this stupid ass word like an idiot, I just can't stop smiling and blowing air out of my nose every time I say that word or any word prefixed with yatsu- like there is something seriously wrong with me in the head and fuck you guys for doing this to me. Anyway I'm yatsubroken haha lol fuck you.

>>49569374
>SHE

>>49569376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkDJXKm3sY&ab_channel=Linguica

What are the odds of someone having sex at 2hufest as we speak?

>>49569539
That depends, homo sex or heterosexual sex as God intended?

>>49569544
Straight

>>49569539
did that anon get any DMs from that Yamame prank?

>>49569544
homo sex in cosplay of course

>>49569549
If you mean Grindr, i got some dick pics but that's it

>>49569557
are they good dick pics?

>>49569574
Decent iiirc but nothing worthy of saving

>>49569581
Then why did you save it? U gay nigga?

>>49569589
I didn't save them

Was he in the right?

>>49569581
Why didn't you save them if they were decent?

>>49569594
Sexdoll guy is my fucking hero

>>49569596
I only save 3dpd dicks on video format and if they include a cumshot at the end

>>49569602
Can I add to your collection

>>49569604
Sure, why not

you niggas gay

>>49569592
>I didn't save them
>i got some dick pics but that's it
Okay

>>49569617
I "received them in my DMs" got them but not "downloaded them" got them

>>49569616
Kagerou is a BBC queen too????

>>49569616
yo when did kagerou become friends with yuuka

>>49569616
>>49569625
this is slander, Kagerou is a BJC (Big Jackalman Cock) queen

i've had it with the jackalman autist. Pass me the gun

>>49569633
Leave it to me

>>49569633
>>49569639
holy Jackalmanbroken

Ah, silence at last.
Feels great doesn't it?

Yuuka and anon in the cuck couch watching as Tyrone fucks Kagerou

>>49569647
nice fanfic
this is ACTUALLY what happened
https://files.catbox.moe/aso1pq.jpg

>>49569649
jackalman owns /jp/hu, bitch
you can't do jack shit to him

>>49569651
Yuuka is a cuckqueen too???

>>49569654
What is this face meant to convey?

uh oh someone is alicebroken

>>49569661
/jp/hu getting put in their place by jackalman
>>49569663
still jackalmanbroken

i don't need to vote in a poll to answer your question

>>49569714
Are you here?

>>49569717
if you're seeing these posts then that's obviously yes

did Jackalman kill the thread?

>>49569998
Theory 1: Everyone is at touhoufest
Theory 2: There was a massive ban wave that we're unaware of
Theory 3: Everyone's busy gooning like me
Theory 4: All of the above

>>49570012
I'd be fucking baffled is theory 1 was the most truthful. i thought 4chan was supposed to be a site full a social outcasts. and where are the anons outside of west coast USA? I thought there would have been enough of them to keep up traffic during evening/night USA hours

>>49570020
I'm from EU and i'm still up
>Why?
Stu making chocolate pudding
Hopefully it's not 1 I hate normalfags but sadly we're already tainted

>>49570021
I'm actually a Burger with a fucked sleep schedule but Touhoufest is still too far away enough for me to care about attending. i'm also surprised there don't seem to be more Burger anons with bad sleep schedules posting right now

>>49564316
Ayapaizuri

>>49570021
>>49570026
Kiss

Thinking about getting connections so that I can go to touhoufest without wasting money

>>49570038
why?

settling down with a /v/hu husband

>>49570068
come and make some connections at touhoufest, that's how everyone else did it

>>49570133
How do I make connections with people in real life if the point is that I can't meet them

>>49570138
pretty sure people here (both /v/ and /jp/) have been doing organised meetups since the very first touhoufest, they're nice guys and won't mind helping out

>>49570149
I will think on it next year

...Where is everyone?

>>49570038
Oh that's why they call her nigger nightbug

>parseecosplayer became parseetraitor
Why....

>>49570429
Waiting for the thread to be made.
Because this one isn't it.

>>49570553
Did he say something at 8?

What the fuck if you switch the style to Tomorrow there's a Rumia in the bottom right

>>49570619
I don't see it

>>49570598
He selfieposted...

I miss when he selfieposted for us alone...

>>49570649
How come he never wished us a happy weekend? Does he hate us?

>>49570652
103traitor corrupted him

>>49570132
and his name is jackalmanon

>>49570476
Heh, I laffed

>>49569660
cuckquean*

I have realized that I do not have a screen to cum on for a cum tribute. My computer screen won't cut it.

Who is jackalman.

>>49571039
Print it and cum on it

>>49570954
Thanks yuukabro, didn't know it's spelled like that

>>49571106
I do not have ink left.

>>49571039
buy a tablet

>>49571119
I am not going to buy a tablet just because I want to cum on it.

>>49571123
there's cheap shitty ones out there that you can buy RIGHT NOW
what are you a poorfag

>>49571138
Yes.

>>49571143
i'm very sorry then
it was never meant to be...

>>49571149
I shall make one when the time is right. I am going to cum alone.

>>49571112
Okay okay, I have an idea, just buy some colors and start drawfagging your 2hu then cum on it, if it's too hard then just trace

Who the FUCK cums alone?

I could have waited a little more but it was a fun nut. I will be more patient in the near future.

>>49571050
a thundercats character that some drawfag drew art of fucking almost every touhou character

>>49571237
NNNNNYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got banned on /v/ for making a joke on an ick on eck thread so i'll be stuck here for the following 3 days

>>49571243
The length of the furthest shot was over 8 inches, yet most became centered at the source. I would fear for my computer monitor. I also came to a picture of Patchouli if you were wondering.

>>49571250
have fun on jackalman's wild ride

>>49571268
now send the picture with catbox

>>49571297
https://files.catbox.moe/rs4xtt.jpg

the /jp/hu drought is unbearable

Where's merth?
Where's mspaintanon?
Where are the marisissies?
Where are the anons that love to bring up 103?
Where are the stalkers?
Where are the [character] fucks [archetype] anons?
Where are the stupid board wars?
Where are the native /jp/sies mad at our existence?

WHERE. IS. EVERYONE?

>>49571666
Pack it up, anon. Time to find a new place to shitpost. Everyone died.

you guys all left me...
that's it. i'm leaving for r/2hujerk.

>>49571689
Be sure to send us the finest Yuuka IR pictures that you find there when you come back

>>49571666
>>49571689
Jackalmanon didn't leave

>>49571666
Sariel fucks Anonymous.

>>49571772
yippie

>>49571666
they are having gay cosplay sex at the touhoufest
we are stuck with juan for now.

>>49571703
I, too, want infrared pictures of Yuuka.

>>49571781
that pic has followups where she pisses herself

Mspaintanon betrayed us for Undertale

>>49571689
>r/2hujerk
No wonder these threads are full of underage retards. Fuck off and never come back.

Final thread
>>49571971
>>49571971
>>49571971

>>49571969
Holy snailchoulibroken

>>49571969
redditbroken

>>49571975
Nigger this thread isn't even done

Notice how no one makes /v/hu threads anymore. You have your paradise so you don't bother.