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Anonymous No.49567527 >>49567535 >>49567548 >>49567607 >>49567727 >>49567792 >>49569289 >>49569343 >>49583081 >>49583092 >>49583173 >>49583193 >>49590991 >>49592928 >>49603796 >>49619034 >>49633571 >>49639992
she knows what you are up to
Anonymous No.49567535 >>49568468
>>49567527 (OP)
I'm up to licking thesethighs
Anonymous No.49567548
>>49567527 (OP)
why are her legs so long, did she have a long day?
Anonymous No.49567607
>>49567527 (OP)
Making little yamas.
Anonymous No.49567727
>>49567527 (OP)
If she knows good and evil surely she doesn't need me to tell that I am guilty of finding her erotic and wanting to hold hands with her.
Anonymous No.49567739 >>49568859
I'm so sorry...
Anonymous No.49567792 >>49607638
>>49567527 (OP)
I know what she did
Anonymous No.49568468 >>49568570
>>49567535
I remember wanting to write a post like this, but I don't remember actually doing it.
what happened?
Anonymous No.49568570 >>49568596
>>49568468
youkai possession, advise your local shrine maiden
Anonymous No.49568596
>>49568570
but how could I ask for the exorcism of a fellow thigh licker?
Anonymous No.49568859 >>49592935
>>49567739
that's an odd vein she got under her left eye, maybe she should get some rest and check up with a doctor about this ?
Anonymous No.49568889 >>49568981
Anonymous No.49568981
>>49568889
Wow, those are some incredibly stiff joints. How is the Yama's work-life balance? It seems like she isn't taking care of herself.
Anonymous No.49569289 >>49591119
>>49567527 (OP)
I’m not up to anything! I wouldn’t say no to a chat or an infamous Lecture from the Yama though. Some impartial life advice can go a long way!
Anonymous No.49569343 >>49569390
>>49567527 (OP)
I still think her hat is dumb
Anonymous No.49569390
>>49569343
Well I still think her hat is great
Anonymous No.49569397
Anonymous No.49574629
You can't go on break yet, Eiki-sama!
Anonymous No.49578797
Yama-sama.
Anonymous No.49578824
Anonymous No.49579152
D-does she knows I masturbate to arts of her engaging in anal sex?
Anonymous No.49579546 >>49582857
Weak-to-anal hu
Anonymous No.49582857
>>49579546
Eiki loves vaginal sex
Futa-Eiki loves anal sex
Anonymous No.49583081
>>49567527 (OP)
Nu-uh, I filed for a change of judges because Eiki clearly has a conflict of interest when it comes to me. I need someone impartial! b
Anonymous No.49583092 >>49583173
>>49567527 (OP)
The erotic legs 2hu....
Anonymous No.49583173
>>49567527 (OP)
>>49583092
Yama-mama!
Anonymous No.49583193
>>49567527 (OP)
Does she see me when I'm sleeping? Does she know when I'm awake?
Anonymous No.49590991
>>49567527 (OP)
>Foot on skull
Kowai
Anonymous No.49591119 >>49591131
>>49569289
>I’m not up to anything!
And that's the problem!
Sloth is the most nebulous of sins and sure to lead to hell. You need to start making an effort and work on yourself if you ever want to... blah... blah... blah...
Anonymous No.49591131 >>49591166
>>49591119
>want to... blah... blah... blah...
That's Kasen, Eiki's lectures are rather quick to the point, if sometimes vague.
Also, that's very angelic-winged chicken in the background, very nice, somewhat a shame artist forgot about tailfeathers.
Anonymous No.49591166 >>49656393
>>49591131
They're different, anon.
Kasen is "blah... blah... blah... (nothing)", but Eiki's more "blah... blah... blah... (exact instructions)".
It's just that to an inattentive listener, they sound the same, but they're absolutely not compatible.
Anonymous No.49592720 >>49592750
I think Eiki would be a very interesting person to have a chat with over lunch or coffee. Like, how would she approach the trolley problem? Have the yama solved the field of ethics, or do they still need to make judgment calls? Does she truly believe in black-and-white morality, or does her job simply demand she think that way? Has she ever made any judgments she later regretted? Do the conflicting morals of humans and youkai complicate her views on ethics?

Shame people don’t think about that aspect of her character, instead pointing at her and saying β€œlol short bitchy gremlin.”
Anonymous No.49592750 >>49592838
>>49592720
I dont care about any of that shit.
I just want a simple answer to a simple question: "How do you feel about the fact that you are condemming people to hell and samsara even when they dont deserve it because your superiors shut down heaven".
Anonymous No.49592838 >>49592910
>>49592750
>condemming people to [...] samsara
>because your superiors shut down heaven
Celestial planes are part of cycle of reincarnation, too. You aren't getting away from samsara by becoming Celestial...
Anonymous No.49592910 >>49592969
>>49592838
>Celestial planes are part of cycle of reincarnation
HOW???????????????
DO YOU *DIE* AFTER BECOMING A CELESTIAL AND YOU GO *BACK* TO BEING A MORTAL????????????
*WHAT????????????*
Anonymous No.49592928 >>49599190
>>49567527 (OP)
does she knows i find her attractive? what does he thinks about it?
Anonymous No.49592935
>>49568859
It lets that eye see sin.
Anonymous No.49592969 >>49592993 >>49611520
>>49592910
That's how it is in Buddhism, at least.
I'm not sure if we have confirmation of the above in Touhou, but we know that Celestials must fend off kishin to survive. Should they die, their soul would need to go somewhere, wouldn't it?
Anonymous No.49592993
>>49592969
Wow bhudism fucking sucks ass as a religion dude, no wonder Eiki seems pissed off all the time, I wouldnt want to be on her position either.
She needs a break and a hug.
Anonymous No.49599190 >>49599705
>>49592928
>does she knows i find her attractive?
Maybe. She would certainly know should you be ever judged by her.
>what does he thinks about it?
That depends on many things, mostly what you finding her attractive entails. But there is a possibility that she wouldn't mind or would be even appreciative of some forms of affection. Bishamoten has wife, so other lesser Buddhist figures probably can form some romantic relations too.
Anonymous No.49599705 >>49633274 >>49633363
>>49599190
>mostly what you finding her attractive entails
I like her butt and legs.
Anonymous No.49599739 >>49635350
She is a very pretty woman.
Anonymous No.49603796 >>49604960
>>49567527 (OP)
Why is Eiki such a pervert?
Anonymous No.49604960 >>49607630 >>49618837
>>49603796
She is above the law
Anonymous No.49607630
>>49604960
and that opens up a nice view from below
Anonymous No.49607638
>>49567792
Hot
Anonymous No.49611520
>>49592969
I think Heaven in Touhou is supposed to be something slightly different to the buddhist heaven-realms. In Touhou, it seems to be more based on Confucian and Daoist ideas, superimposed on a concept from buddhist mythology.
I don't know all the celestial lore, but from what I know, that seems to be the case.
Anonymous No.49613226
Anonymous No.49618837
>>49604960
I thought she was the law
Anonymous No.49618916 >>49633487
Praise the yama
Anonymous No.49619034
>>49567527 (OP)
Good though, isn't it? A beautiful melody.
Anonymous No.49625123
Anonymous No.49633274
>>49599705
That's just lust, anon. And it's not a good basis for a relationship. You should try talking to her and know her better.
Anonymous No.49633363
>>49599705
How about her face, the part of her you see in game?
Anonymous No.49633487
>>49618916
where is high res eiki?
Anonymous No.49633571
>>49567527 (OP)
SOUL JANNY! SOUL JANNY! SOUL JANNY!
Anonymous No.49635347
Anonymous No.49635350
>>49599739
She's a lesbian!
Anonymous No.49635353
Canon
Anonymous No.49635355
Cute!
Anonymous No.49635356
Yurihus.
Anonymous No.49635361
The judge is a lesbian!
Me No.49635730
Eiki belongs to Me, and will forever be Mine. It's only fair, and just. Because she deserves Me
Anonymous No.49639992
>>49567527 (OP)
Gensokyo has nowhere near the amount of living beings the outside wold does, so how come this lazy judge is so overworked then?
Anonymous No.49647991 >>49650388
>Page 10
What a frightful thing
Anonymous No.49648189
SOUL JANNY!
Anonymous No.49650388
>>49647991
What kind of DORK sleeps in their work uniform?!?!?!
Anonymous No.49656393
>>49591166
W-why is Eiki dressed like that...?