she knows what you are up to

>>49567527 (OP)
I'm up to licking thesethighs

>>49567527 (OP)
why are her legs so long, did she have a long day?

>>49567527 (OP)
Making little yamas.

>>49567527 (OP)
If she knows good and evil surely she doesn't need me to tell that I am guilty of finding her erotic and wanting to hold hands with her.

I'm so sorry...

>>49567527 (OP)
I know what she did

>>49567535
I remember wanting to write a post like this, but I don't remember actually doing it.
what happened?

>>49568468
youkai possession, advise your local shrine maiden

>>49568570
but how could I ask for the exorcism of a fellow thigh licker?

>>49567739
that's an odd vein she got under her left eye, maybe she should get some rest and check up with a doctor about this ?

>>49568889
Wow, those are some incredibly stiff joints. How is the Yama's work-life balance? It seems like she isn't taking care of herself.

>>49567527 (OP)
I’m not up to anything! I wouldn’t say no to a chat or an infamous Lecture from the Yama though. Some impartial life advice can go a long way!

>>49567527 (OP)
I still think her hat is dumb

>>49569343
Well I still think her hat is great

You can't go on break yet, Eiki-sama!

Yama-sama.

D-does she knows I masturbate to arts of her engaging in anal sex?

Weak-to-anal hu

>>49579546
Eiki loves vaginal sex
Futa-Eiki loves anal sex

>>49567527 (OP)
Nu-uh, I filed for a change of judges because Eiki clearly has a conflict of interest when it comes to me. I need someone impartial! b

>>49567527 (OP)
The erotic legs 2hu....

>>49567527 (OP)
>>49583092
Yama-mama!

>>49567527 (OP)
Does she see me when I'm sleeping? Does she know when I'm awake?

>>49567527 (OP)
>Foot on skull
Kowai

>>49569289
>I’m not up to anything!
And that's the problem!
Sloth is the most nebulous of sins and sure to lead to hell. You need to start making an effort and work on yourself if you ever want to... blah... blah... blah...

>>49591119
>want to... blah... blah... blah...
That's Kasen, Eiki's lectures are rather quick to the point, if sometimes vague.
Also, that's very angelic-winged chicken in the background, very nice, somewhat a shame artist forgot about tailfeathers.

>>49591131
They're different, anon.
Kasen is "blah... blah... blah... (nothing)", but Eiki's more "blah... blah... blah... (exact instructions)".
It's just that to an inattentive listener, they sound the same, but they're absolutely not compatible.

I think Eiki would be a very interesting person to have a chat with over lunch or coffee. Like, how would she approach the trolley problem? Have the yama solved the field of ethics, or do they still need to make judgment calls? Does she truly believe in black-and-white morality, or does her job simply demand she think that way? Has she ever made any judgments she later regretted? Do the conflicting morals of humans and youkai complicate her views on ethics?

Shame people don’t think about that aspect of her character, instead pointing at her and saying “lol short bitchy gremlin.”

>>49592720
I dont care about any of that shit.
I just want a simple answer to a simple question: "How do you feel about the fact that you are condemming people to hell and samsara even when they dont deserve it because your superiors shut down heaven".

>>49592750
>condemming people to [...] samsara
>because your superiors shut down heaven
Celestial planes are part of cycle of reincarnation, too. You aren't getting away from samsara by becoming Celestial...

>>49592838
>Celestial planes are part of cycle of reincarnation
HOW???????????????
DO YOU *DIE* AFTER BECOMING A CELESTIAL AND YOU GO *BACK* TO BEING A MORTAL????????????
*WHAT????????????*

>>49567527 (OP)
does she knows i find her attractive? what does he thinks about it?

>>49568859
It lets that eye see sin.

>>49592910
That's how it is in Buddhism, at least.
I'm not sure if we have confirmation of the above in Touhou, but we know that Celestials must fend off kishin to survive. Should they die, their soul would need to go somewhere, wouldn't it?

>>49592969
Wow bhudism fucking sucks ass as a religion dude, no wonder Eiki seems pissed off all the time, I wouldnt want to be on her position either.
She needs a break and a hug.

>>49592928
>does she knows i find her attractive?
Maybe. She would certainly know should you be ever judged by her.
>what does he thinks about it?
That depends on many things, mostly what you finding her attractive entails. But there is a possibility that she wouldn't mind or would be even appreciative of some forms of affection. Bishamoten has wife, so other lesser Buddhist figures probably can form some romantic relations too.

>>49599190
>mostly what you finding her attractive entails
I like her butt and legs.

She is a very pretty woman.

>>49567527 (OP)
Why is Eiki such a pervert?

>>49603796
She is above the law

>>49604960
and that opens up a nice view from below

>>49567792
Hot

>>49592969
I think Heaven in Touhou is supposed to be something slightly different to the buddhist heaven-realms. In Touhou, it seems to be more based on Confucian and Daoist ideas, superimposed on a concept from buddhist mythology.
I don't know all the celestial lore, but from what I know, that seems to be the case.

>>49604960
I thought she was the law

Praise the yama

>>49567527 (OP)
Good though, isn't it? A beautiful melody.

>>49599705
That's just lust, anon. And it's not a good basis for a relationship. You should try talking to her and know her better.

>>49599705
How about her face, the part of her you see in game?

>>49618916
where is high res eiki?

>>49567527 (OP)
SOUL JANNY! SOUL JANNY! SOUL JANNY!

>>49599739
She's a lesbian!

Canon

Cute!

Yurihus.

The judge is a lesbian!

Eiki belongs to Me, and will forever be Mine. It's only fair, and just. Because she deserves Me

>>49567527 (OP)
Gensokyo has nowhere near the amount of living beings the outside wold does, so how come this lazy judge is so overworked then?

>Page 10
What a frightful thing

SOUL JANNY!

>>49647991
What kind of DORK sleeps in their work uniform?!?!?!

>>49591166
W-why is Eiki dressed like that...?