So no one told you white girl's gonna be this way
*Clapclapclapclap*
Her ass and tits are fat
Your breast life's DOA
>>49599305 (OP)dumbass EVROPEAN woman...
Day 2 of the CCP contest is here! You WILL make more than 1 submission, right? Assuming all of you aren't on /v/ anyways.
Eagerly awaiting the episode recap of the last Merth & Friends
can Tewimom please post a vocaroo?
>>49599379https://voca.ro/1bQTv9E17M67
>>49599421Here you go my cute /v/hu anon
https://voca.ro/1hKLQdUvVJzc
I hope my voice isn't too much for you haha
>>49599363You mean more than 0? because I am /v/hu anon after all I just posted here because it was the first place to post in and I didn't expect /v/ thread to actually survive
now i'm trying to see how long i can screm in one breath
https://voca.ro/1kJmUO6En0U8
https://voca.ro/1mvqtCcBmmx9
>>49599480Ok, maybe i'll disqualify /jp/hu. Hopefully the anons in the gameplay thread are interested.
>>49599498Eh it's not like jaypee would know anything about the contest, they probably avoid these threads like fire, maybe you'd get more jaysissies if you made separate thread like on /v/
>>49599516I posted the mp4 and instructions in the gameplay thread which is the same amount of info i gave to /2hug/ and the 8. Those were good enough to get submissions from both. Making yet another separate thread would be weird, idk.
my throat hurts a little after all that screaming
why did you guys abandon the other thread it wasn't even at the image limit
>>49599572It gave me the ick
/v/hu needs King of the Hill man
The /jp/ thread talking about us has been deleted (again)
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49598348
Should we invite /jp/ to complain about us in this thread instead?
Now I just feel like the bad guy. This is the same protection that got extended to the NTR thread.
I'm sorry for ruining your gooning sesh to ms vtuber-san I think
Where are the drawrevelations?
yuyuko popped my perfect cherry blossom
>>49599686TewiTexas is our King of the Hill man
You guys talk about yuukabbc from the April fools threads but I'm still thinking about kotohime horse porn
>>49599830A shame /jp/hu seethes at pc-98's existence
huh
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japhu I request an image I have been trying to find. Truthfully, I don't remember if it was exactly a touhou but the image was of a chibi cat girl (possibly kagerou or momiji) crying while they are eating a rice ball. Figured there are varied anons from different board and such here so I wanted to ask.
>>49600261I don't have it but i found this funny pic while searching for it in the boorus.
marihypnosis activate:
you will shart your diapey
you will shart your diapey
you will shart your diapey
you will shart your diapey
you will shart your diapey
>>49600261This is the only one that comes to mind, but it isn't touhou.
>>49599363i made an entry but i didnt submit it because i hate playing lower than lunatic but you only host your goddamn contests on normal which grinds my gears but i get it because its the most approachable difficulty for most people
thanks for shitting your diapy to my ted talk
>>49600415>i hate playing lower than lunaticPost your chart then.
>>49600406that's the exact one thanks my guy
Brosโฆ Yuuka claimed another victimโฆ
>>49599536
>>49600426i did not mean to make it seem like im a superplayer im just autistic. i hate how charts look exactly for this reason because i only play lunatic and mostly go for just clears. but you asked nicely so here
>>49600460HANG THAT NIGGA NOW
I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE
>>49600467oh yeah i forgot clearing pofv extra with everyone not like it makes much of a difference lol
>>49600467I hope you get more loonies in the future. What is the green line meant to represent?
>>49600483i originally wrote "no bombs lol" and saved the image but then i realized that could be mistaken for clearing extra without bombs as well. in that moment i also remembered the normal notation for marking a clear without bombs so i did that.
also thanks. i've been working on ufo lunatic for a very long time now, with hsifs, sa, td, ddc and wbawc on the side. but ufo is simply tough as nails and i'm not motivated enough to grind the others out currently
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ja!! Seija!!!!
I HATE THE REVERSE WOMAN
I HATE THE REVERSE WOMAN
Were you previously in possession of this knowledge? Plant name patchohuli exist just like touhu. U can eat or smell. Even farm urself. The upcoming examination will test your knowledge on this particular subject.
>>49600846When does the cuckoldry start?
>>49600857What the FUCK I am exceedingly angered by you making such a derogatory claim that has nothing to do with our daily botany class
*brraaappppshhhhhhhhh*
oh nyooo i sharted my diapey
waaaahaaaaaahaaaahaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm gonna say it! It feels good being here. I actually interact with the other threads on this board and people here aren't so jaded or constantly trying to bait like on /v/. Then we have our dedicated shit posting thread that seem pretty self-contained so you know what you are in for.
I'm gonna say it! It feels good shitting my diapy. I actually interact with the other diapers on this board and people here aren't so helpless and frustrated like on /v/. Then we have our dedicated shitting diaper that seem pretty self-contained so you know what you are in for.
>>49599421I have done them before, for Christmas a couple years back.
>>49601125Holy meirabroken
>>49601125Where's my rimming and prostate massage
>>49601154But I learnt from the Ran threads that you arent a true Ran fan if you dont drink her liquified poop
>>49601117kek i remember that gartic
>dec 29th 2023was is seriously already that long ago...
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yuuma's plapmeat
>>49601174Yeah. In the meantime, some /v/hus got married, some died, some pursued their piano careers and some are still among us.
>>49601175/v/hunigger is also a yuricuck?
Well imagine my shock!
>>49601218Yes I ask all drawfags to draw yuri what about it?
Merth doesn't draw Yuri
That's why he's my hero
>>49601238Your hero draws NTR
>>49601174>ishow the fuck did I type "s" instead of "t"? they aren't even next to each other on my keyboard
>>49601276He doesn't have the critical information
>>49601228The point is that it doesn't surprise me at all, it is completely consistent with every other characteristic you display.
what's this lil jay nigga flapping its mouth about
>>49601276I got jumpscared by it while browsing Pixiv for porn.
Never again.
>>49601320I LIKE YURI
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT?????
I JACK OFF TO YURI PORN MY NIGGA
EVEN MORE SO WHEN ITS A THREE SOME AND THEY START MAKING OUT
THEY SHOULD BE MAKING OUT ON MY COCK
I LIKE IT EVEN MORE WHEN ONE ON OF THE CHICKS GETS CORRUPTED BY THE COCK
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??????
>>49601218its futa actually
/v/hunigger gets enthusiastic talking about cocks?
Well imagine my shock!
>>49601351Never let them bring you down
>>49601361pipe down jaytoilet, you should only speak when spoken to, or when a veehuu wants to take a big fat juicy shit down your throat.
we dont want a meirabroken situation now, do we?
>>49601351Newfags think yuri is a troon thing and look down on it because of trannies co-opting it, nothing is really wrong with it other than that. Basically if you openly like it people will think you're a tranny.
another easy takorin victory
>>49601369You are a gay cockroach living inside my walls.
>>49601415Oooooh thats so nice jaysis! You are my personal disposable diapey!
I'm gonna make another /v/ thread in 4 hours i think. Rest here in the meantime.
does anyone have the picture of kotohime and miko. its was the hottest image ive seen
>>49601351i dont hate it i just cant self insert
>>49601440ask the AGP guys for advice
This is the PERFECT time to make one of those Ellen threads
>>49601440How dissociated is your brain for you to self insert into situations that clearly aren't happening, drawings and videos that clearly aren't real and feelings you clearly aren't feeling? Even if you fap to POV art, that still isn't you having sex.
>>49601458selfinsertsisters how do we respond without sounding mad
>>49601444Nah
>>49601458https://youtu.be/Ty0mHm8WNdM?si=P0TCPvJwaoRcr93n
>>49601434If you're a girl I might rest in your lap.
>>49601440I can self insert and I still don't see the point, I mean, they don't have cocks. What are girls supposed to do together, just make out and grind on each other all day then drink tea and eat cake together? Seems like it'd get boring pretty fast.
You don't understand. I NEED to see the ugly green alien in the picture.
my skin is green and my cum is grey
I am a fat balding ojisan
>>49601466>I mean, they don't have cocks.the average person suffering from the futa drought
tragic
https://x.com/EpicArmageddon1/status/1862774636439814256
which way young man
>epic armageddon
Nope not opening that
>>49601486haha their cocks are kissing
>>49601524okina gets to be in the middle of that and now shes on a wheelchair
You know who else is kissing
Me and (You) :)
>>49601534You disgust me.
>>49601547Me on the right
The mikosisters are protesting outside my door right now for my strong political takes on taoism, well execuuuuuuse me I thought this was a free country
Only with Alice do I sleep
>>49601620I am quite fond of Marisa.
only with diapeys do we sneed
https://files.catbox.moe/jn6h8l.png
Join garlic
https://garticphone.com/pt/?c=011375c7a4
>>49601870Canon /v/hu ship
Oh oh oh baby, anywhere you go
We are bound together~
I begin baby, where you end.
Some things are forever~
Circle in the sand~
Round, round, round and round.
Never ending love is what we've found~
And you complete the half of me!
Our love is all we need!
Circle in the sand~
>>49601856Why did you make it even faster than usual...
Just watched the first two episodes of Memories of Phantasm out of curiosity. Is it normal for it to feel disorganized and sloppy? Will it get better?
>>49601856thanks for hosting!
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Puzzles?
>>49602033https://jiggie.fun/LxRqW3
Enter
Thanks for joining Chimafriends.
I can't say the d-word anymore...
>>49602067Chimata is so erotic...
When you walk away
You don't hear me say
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE IS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRYONE
>>49601458the power of imagination, o algo. Imaginationlets wont understand
>>49602202I'm witnessing at least 3 crimes
>>49602183You don't need any of them but me anon, things will get better soon
this is what you get for making a new thread while one is still up you damn dirty yatsunegro
>>49602306Nah, it was slow last saturday too.
>>49601856>>49601986where are the replays?
I blame whoever posted this in a previous thread for getting it stuck in my head, it sucks balls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIiBOauHjpI
otters this is your mindset
>>49602429>impregnating my otter (dragon-turtle thing)mommyYes, that is my mindset
we got too cocky eaglebros......
stop liking cock you sickos
yay
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secret episode just dropped
>>49602463/V/HU TF2 SERVER??????????
I'm so tired of that nothingburger Digital Circus show, nothing ever happens and it's been 5 episodes.
>>49602481I really like these actually.
Bet Eiki feels really smart pulling stupid puns like that.
I haven't been recapped yet I'm entirely lost on what's happening this episode
>>49602562We had to make budget cuts
i hate them actually
never post it again
>>49602562>the CCP contest is going well on other boards but namefags are nowhere to be found>an anon likes yuri but another anon insists it's cuckshit>some gartic and jiggie sessions were held>i called Digital Circus a nothingburgerIt's been a filler episode
>>49602575No I mean the last episode, having a recap of this current episode just makes me feel more lost
Who is King of the Hill man? Why do we like Deltarune now? What's developed in the twi and 103 war?
>>49602585>Who is King of the Hill man?parseecosplayer got drunk and texted Merth saying /v/hu needs "a figure like the dad from King of the Hill". Also it was Merth's birthday yesterday
>Why do we like Deltarune now?anons like me just happen to play and enjoy it
>What's developed in the twi and 103 war?Nothing
>>49602615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNCoT6NviUw
When a /v/hu speaks, you listen
>>49602562Drawfags lied, people died
https://old.sage.moe/a/thread/9653736/#9654459
>>49599305 (OP)weren't you faggots unironically posting in the april 1st /b/ threads yourselves
>>49600467>He actually plays the gamesnu/v/husluttas would NEVER
le shrine maiden le CARES about her job!?
>>49602597>parseecosplayer got drunk and texted Merth... Why do parseecosplayer and merth text each other?
Why did you capitalize Merth but not parseecosplayer?
Why do we not have a King of the Hill dad for /v/hu?
Why didn't we celebrate Merth's birthday?
We should get him Deltarune for his birthday
>>49603220Merth knows everyone
>>49603220Merth is but a mere pawn to the true cabal running /v/hu
>>49603220That's why he ghosted you.
>>49602585Charges were dropped after not enough evidence was found against the defendant
The meiracourt found the defendant innocent...
>>49603291I'm not in contact with Merth
I'm one steam friend away from Merth. No, I'm not adding him, he's not on my cool people list.
stop leaking the meiracord
>>49603220Merth is the pope?
My birthday is in February. Parseecosplayer was talking about how he didn't know if it was my birthday because it was his, so celebrate his birthday instead
can some spoil me for /jp/hu the eighth
>>49603616Happy birthday Merth! It's pretty cool how you share a birthday with a cosplayer!
>>49603616What's an angy thingies? I want one.
How do I get accepted into the /jp/hu circles?
>>49603669Drawing Meira is the easiest way
If you do that then the posters here will constantly talk about you every day
>>49603673Hmm...that kind of attention might be more than I bargained for.
>>49603669Have you considered cosplay?
>>49603669dont listen to him. The meira cabal are demon worshippers and will groom you to be their court jester.
Merth has main protagonist syndrome
>>49603741The show is called Merth & Friends
Do you complain that SpongeBob has main protagonist syndrome?
>>49603745Yeah, hes also annoying fuck like merth
Id hate being the main character of NTR
>>49603745Squidward should be the main protagonist
>>49603775>>49603749Who is the Squidward of /v/hu
>>49603669Draw Meira, that's all
All drawfags have drawn her
>>49604084Not hairy enough
Satori is Japanese bigfoot
It's the final day of the CCP contest!! I'm posting this here just in case a /jp/hu is interested in participating. If not, I'll see you in the /v/ thread that I'll make in a few minutes.
Kissu is talking about us...
im yatsugooning
im yatsucoooming
I tried the raymoo fortune telling book and got ccp girl
what does it mean!?
>>49604306I love these an unreasonable amount
>>49604117Thank you based Chinadiaper schizo.
>>49603720>>49603673I drew Meira because I came up with a funny idea but now Iโm worried I shouldnโt post it. Will the /v/hus only notice if I put it in the /v/hu thread?
>>49603711What happens if I cosplay Meira? Do they suck my toes and worship my feet or something?
>>49603711He said "accepted" not "stalked"
>>49605577I'm going to a town relatively nearby to eat pizza with my family. I should be back by night time.
>>49605594>m*rioNo one cares. Post Sonic.
God I wanna rub my frenulum on the frenulum of a cute veehu anon
>>49605918A large amount of anons in "veehu" (what you meant to say is jaypeehu) are circumcised.
Under standard circumcision procedures, the frenulum is either completely removed or partially removed, and many anons here have no knowledge of what a "frenulum" even is.
>>49605929I don't know what frenulum is but my thingy still has a hat and vest on.
>>49606297It looks and acts like the bit of skin under your tongue
Hello FBI agent reading this.
I can not be drafted into any future wars because I suffer from fecal incontinence and I am required to wear diapers every where I go. This could lead to the enemy routing us.
I would be a detriment to the army of Israel, thank you for understanding.
>>49605929This is so messed up. What 2hus do you think would oppose circumcision?
>>49604784Which question is this answering?
>>49606324Shut the fuck up
Marisasissy needs to be spanked until there is nothing below the nipple
This is a outage, it's diapy oppression!
>>49603669Pretend that you've always been here. These idiots think they can tell.
https://garticphone.com/fi/?c=0071379850
>>49601972Barring the Cirno episode, absolutely not. Never hear any good things about it.
KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI KOISHI
My thread's gone dead, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your post on my bookmark
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
>>49604346Based on that picrel, does Ran angrily break Yukari's TV? I actually thought about that game. I imagined an MMD where Ran is Michael, Chen is Jimmy and Yukari is Amanda. That recent lore about Ran being ex Yakuza makes it even funnier.
>Enter thread
>Post "WHERE IS EVERYONE!?!?!?!?!"
>Leave
>>49606712Man does not live if he does not laugh
WHERE IS EVERYONE!?!?!?!?
>>49606731Again I'm literally right here
>>49606575>I am forgotten
The futahu thread is faster than us...
There isn't a thread, is there?
>>49606887Yuuka sleeping because jamal isn't home
>>49606887When Gweilo couldn't keep himself off of your gatekeeper and the demon sisters that visit and has already forgotten about you
The last 2hu you beat in-game will give you a kiss.
The last 2hu you played in game will give you a hug
The last 2hu you beat in-game will fuck your mom
The last 2hu you posted will have her back explode
The last 2hu you thought of will turn into their yukkuri form in all official depictions going forward
It's obvious there's a lot of lurkers in the thread right now but they just can't come up with topics.
>>49606959someone show this to ZUN
TALK ABOUT SOMETHING
DRAWMA, MERTH, ART TRADES, TEWITORPEDO, DRAWFAGS, 103, PARSEECOSPLAYER ...JUST ANYTHING
How many kids does Tewimom have again?
>>49607026WOW HAHA SO CREATIVE ANON
*stabs you*
SO FUARKING FUNNY I LAFFED AND SHARTED MY DIAPY
*gouges your eyeballs*
YIPPIE I'M GOING TO SHOW MARISISSY MY SOILED DIAPY!!
Is anyone up for jiggies? I can host.
>>49607027Do you think tewimom will let her children browse /v/hu eventually?
>>49607022It's time to go into hibernation
>>49607027How many husbands does Tewimom have again?
>>49607101https://jiggie.fun/NvI7I8
Enter
>>49607112Thanks for hosting.
>>49607112Thanks for hosting!
what happened to the gartic? I tried to join but it never loaded....
What happened to the pampers?
With all the Marisad variants, you'd think there would be a pc-98 variant
>>49607250What the fuck
I never noticed this
98 mari is not a crybaby anyways she's confident, she's cocky, she's cool
I also tried making her red-haired but it doesn't look quite right.
settle the score chynatoilet
Do you think everyone got banned?
>>49607404Posters in the threads formerly known as /v/hu were lined up and shot
>>49607022Which /v/hu would make the best boiwife?
Which would make the worst boiwife?
Which would be a mid-tier boiwife?
>>49607503I'm the best if you want someone who likes 2hu, never says no and doesn't mind spending a lot of time with you. I'm the worst if you expect any manual labor or active social interactions out of me. I'm mostly mid.
>>49607503I'm the worst if you want someone who likes 2hu, always says no and hates spending a lot of time with you. I'm the best if you expect manual labor or active social interactions out of me. I'm mostly excellent.
>>49607503I'm neutral if you want someone who likes 2hu, sometimes says no and doesn't mind spending some time with you. I'm the neutral if you expect any manual labor or active social interactions out of me. I'm entirely forgettable.
>>49607886Eye stitches? CANON
>>49607886>People do not suit you>You'll be ignored by your partner>Watching people is niceKoicuck
>>49607906>Watching people is niceWow...
*yawn* forced meme
*Changes channel*
>>49607285 https://files.catbox.moe/dpj4yr.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/tm7klc.jpg
/jp/hu is DEAD
/v/hu is DEAD
I'm DEAD
>>49608176the funniest thing about the thread is that despite it being up for 17 hours 0 new submissions for the contest came in
>>49608190Told you, /jp/ers don't actually play the Touhou games.
>>49607886what happens if you remove the sstiches
>>49608517It would be extremely painful
>>49608285damn i can't believe /jp/ doesn't want to interact with /v/hu threads or participate in their contests this is just unbelievable
Favorite Touhou game?
Favorite Touhou character?
Favorite Star Wars movie?
Favorite Star Wars character?
Reminder that Merth left everyone hanging with his ominous news post AND he stole an art trade from poor anon days ago
>>496087221. MoF
2. If I say her name you'll laugh at me so I'll just say the brown haired one
3. Return of the Jedi
4. IG-88
>>49608744Explain or perish
watching drawfags fight is like seeing your parents divorce
>>49608838you alright man?
>>49608838>>49608838Watching drawfags fight is like watching two teenage girls fight for overall inconsequential reasons.
>"you drew yourself kissing Will, you know i have a crush on him!">"it was just a prank Tinna, come on!">"you clearly made that drawing last second Daniela, don't you care about me? Look at how much effort i put in mine!">"chill, nigga"
>>49608744Merth is just heading out to grab some milk I'm sure...
>>49608838Tenna Deltarune...
>>49608916I said this in another thread but I'll say it again, Tenna and Chimata would be friends and are very similar to one another.
Tenna = Chimata
Spamton = Megumu
FRIEND = Tsukasa
Mike = ???
>>49608952Fuck off god dammit fuck off that's bullshit fuck off
Niggas really do be talking about Delratune but refuse to even reference 2hu gameplay.
I don't know anything past chapter 1
>>49608961Yachie would love Deltarune chapter 4 because of the deer rape scene
>>49608978She'd like it because she enjoys controlling someone against their will and making them do horrible things
>>49607269>>49607285>>49608093Public service announcement: the marisads in these posts have been assigned [legendary] rarity.
I would talk about Umineko before deltar*ne (I know nothing about both)
>>49608952This post makes me angry but it also works perfectly.
Let's settle this once and for all.
https://strawpoll.com/61gD936LvZw
>>49609102Eiki would have a skinny-fat body type, though still small breasts
>>49609089Both are the same thing
IT'S OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f3PEKAARGI
>>49609180HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
which 2hu plays shitty games that suck ass??
which 2hu would rather take a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in her ears than play 2hu?
>>49609125Umineko is /v/hu culture though unlike deltapoon
>>49608961I've never played a Touhou game
>>49609437What are you doing in this thread then? Hell, what are you doing on /jp/?
>>49609450I'm a Touhou fan!
>>49592170WTF, CHINATOILET WAS AT TOUHOUFEST???
Gengen and Benbentsu
Mugetsuhashi and Yatsugetsu
Touhou and Undertale will never be aparted
>>49609457I hate this fucking image
The CCP contest is officially over! Do you wish to know the final results?
>>49609835>>49609837Check out the catbox link for a video with the results. If any of you joined the contest, thanks for participating!!
https://files.catbox.moe/k0dko5.mp4
/jp/ will NEVER live this down
I need to shit but my dad is on the toilet
>>49609853I'm so proud of my /v/huniggas... /Diap/eys can kill themselves
>>49609895>>49609910To be fair, a lot of the anons that participated in the /v/ thread (myself included) post here too.
nyooo nyoo nyooo that's impossible!!!
>>49609931Marisad or Isaac with a wig
>>49609853I apologize for making fun of /v/
They truly were number 1...
>>49609853Never associate me with the fetus magician ever again.
>>49610001That's what you get for being evil. I was about to use a picture of Chara instead but i decided against it at the end
>>49609819Making something
>>49610024Suzumi would be fine
>>49610024What about Seiga with Chara?
Where's Mspaintanon?
>>496098539th place, damn I knew I'm gonna be low on the list but not that low... need to get myself together for the next challenge...
Thanks for doing that Anon, very cool
>>49610092Technically you're 8th place since i just realized number 8 in the video wasn't an actual submission and just a screenshot of the Meiling midboss fight.
wtf were you niggas doing to score that high like if you just bombed correctly you should all be sub 2 mil
What's your plan for today?
>>49610127I kinda got it but at the same I didn't understood it fully, I thought I was doing everything correctly yet ended up with +2mil.
Well no matter still was fun to actually see so many people participating and jannies not deleting thread on sight. I'm okay with being a loser if we got such an outcome
>>49610199Playing vidja
All the shitposting ITT was fine but talking about how much I want to frenulum rub with my jaypeehus/veehus is off-limits?
>>49610347Is this for the patreon announcement?
>>49610357theres no patreon
>>49610292I keep telling you, the Maridiaper schizo has diplomatic immunity like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2 because he is likely friends off site with a janny.
>>49610367Merth just tell us what the announcement is I'm fully expecting a hiatus or some bad news otherwise, patreon was my second guess after hiatus
Merth is announcing that he's going to be "stepping away from Touhou for a bit", which means he'll never touch it again and become a vtuber/bluearchive/azurlane/kancolle/granblue/fatego/umamusume artist
>>49610373i said a thread ago it was the trailer for the new video
>>49610372I donate 5 boxes of Pampers to the Israeli relief fund
Merth stop shilling your sr pelo knock off videos here
>>49610380No you didn't, post a quote now
I record EVERY Merthpost
>>49610392Sorry I can't Mr China over here doesnt want me to talk about them here and frankly i dont either but its somewhere
> sr pelo knock off videos
finally someone said it
I think people have been saying that for 2 years already
>>49610390Or else what, Chynadiaper schizo? You gonna a-log him?
THE FUCK DOES A-LOG MEAN?
>Merth has begun casting /v/hus for roles in his videos
>We know Merth is in contact with Parseecosplayer
>Next Touhou after Mountain of Faith is Subterranean Animism
>There is a possibility Parseecosplayer will get casted in a role
>There is a non-0% that Merth is Weinsteining Parseecosplayer
The signs were all there
>>49610390>>49610406His first one was very Sr Pelo but he's developed his own style since then. It's a very ZUN-like way of doing things.
>>49610428Merth would NEVER!
I haven't seen a single Merth video
>>49609238Why is she holding the controller like that? And where is the cord?
>>49610450>It's a very ZUN-like way of doing things.I summom Saraiautist
What happens in the meiracord stays in the meiracord
>>49610428>>There is a non-0% that Merth is Weinsteining Parseecosplayer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlR9h3VfZf4
What would (you) do in this situation /v/hu?
>>49610428>>Merth has begun casting /v/hus for roles in his videos/v/HU CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
That 2hu break might happen soon.
>>49610292Okay but what about doing this with a veehu/jaypee anon?
>>49610447Don't make a post with that image again
>>49610428What the frick does weinsteining means??
>/v/hu when they find out they can be in a Merth video and all they have to do is get on the casting couch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZpsZWnX6w
Don't mess with Merth fans
We don't watch his videos or care about him beyond free drawings and free drama
>>49610582Where is Mugetsu?
>>49610607The touhou of youtubers
>>49610607>or care about him beyond free drawings and free dramaThat's not true, Merth is my /v/hu friend! I wished him a happy birthday yesterday!
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A6pwJgN
There's always a russian guy in the polls. Could it be you-know-who?
>>49610623>>49610645Gengebros CRUSH and DESTROY Mugekeks and PC98 haters
>>49610696*gasp* It's him.
https://strawpoll.com/NPgxev01eZ2
>>49610715Why am i still the only spic?
>>49610744You're our beloved spic, Juanito
>>49610562God damn she has a fucking SNOOT in the side profile view
>>49610715Isn't Merth Mexican? Why didn't he vote?
>>49610597They're trying to imply merth wants to rape him or something
Do you think we'd talk about Merth this much if his name wasn't funny?
>>49610775>merth wants to rapePeggers can't be choosers lol
>>49610787Fuark I shouldn't have laughed so much at your stupid post
merth ntrs another anon
now irl
Tewimom close your legs already god DAMN
>>49610783Yeah Merth is a pretty funny name he picked a good one
Just saying it makes me laugh
MERTH
>>49610761Anime girls look like birds from a side view
>>49610783I just like that it's easy to remember and write
>>49610799You didn't ban evade just now, did you anon?
>>49610805This is the show that airs after Merth & Friends
What's on during the Merth@Nite block?
>>49610812my posts aren't getting submitted for some reason if i enter a certain word it seems
>>49610795NEVER!! I love having wholesome lewd loving sex with my lewd cute naughty younger husband!
Tewimom fucks shotas. I see.
My favorite show on this channel is called '101 Ways to Name Tewimom'
>>49610831>with my lewd cute naughty younger husband!Is that actually true? I always imagined tewimom being into older jacked men
What did she do to earn the "Tewi" part of the name anyways?
>>49610831Tewimom do you browse cc? what are your opinions on that place?
And I will impregnate her again
Her favorite character was sanae the whole time
>>49610851She drew Tewi pregnant and became a famous namefag ever since, that's how I remember it at least
>>49610562Which one is which
>>49610854Nah because they allow trannies. I used it shortly back when lolcow was attacked and down for a while, it sucked.
>>49610866Me on the right
>>49610831Is he Mspaintanon? Be honest.
>mention merth
>200% thread activity
>>49610873He's the one making all the shitposts
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT!!
Drawfags, i know you're there. Draw Kutaka casually eating nuggets.
>>49610891>Kutaka casually eating nuggets.You're a monster fuck you
Drawfags, do NOT draw that. Draw Kutaka saving and taking care of some chicks instead.
>>49610872It's Merth. I'm starting to believe that Merth is Tewifather.
>>49610831I know this one's fake because woman never want younger husbands. That's only in porn and /v/ fantasies.
>>49610891i'm waiting for somebody to play soku with me right now
>>49610868Interesting, I did not expect that you browse lolcow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69hCJe4Kvbw
>>49610868>hates trannies>still draws futasLmao literally the same shit
>>49610915Not TewiCthulhu but there are far more women in lolcow communities than people realize. Just look at these videos and count the amount of lolcow references there are in them;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgWnCMAigw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ztxiWVmJEM
It makes sense when you realize lolcow stuff is just internet celebrity drama/TLC shows
>>49610929How young are you?
>>49610933How old are you?
You know who i hate? Suika.
>>49610930/v/hu is lolcow but for males now that I think about it
All we do is gossip about drawfags and cosplayers
>>49610915In fact, I got a Touhou thread made there! Lolcow is a bit slow but it's a nice community.
>>49610943Coin Clear, post them now
>>49610908It's shitposting hour I don't think it's happening
TewiK9ExtinctionMeteor is betraying us and having /lolcow/ and kiwifarms laugh at us...
>>49610929A futa is a mythical being that does not exist.
Is it really possible for a lolcow girl and a 4chan boy to be in a relationship?
Jiggies
>but
Jiggies
https://jiggie.fun/zzmocm
>>49610957Still gay, you are fapping to something that looks female but has a penis.
>>49610973Why do you want cocks on your females again?
>>49610978To humiliate them
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Which is gayer, futa or cosplayer?
If chans would get into a war would Tewisloppytoppy side with us or lolcow?
I was thinking about Seihou and I stumbled upon something interesting. Here is Yuuka's P2 Alt.
What do we think of it?
>>49610988futafags are in the closet, while cosplayers are full homo
>>49610978Frotting can be better
>>49610992TewiYggdrasil would side with us just so she could do this to us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQdzqtpnGf8
>>49610993And here's doing the funny pose
>>49610999Draw ten Meiras before every Undertale post from now on.
>from now on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OobVFldn6As
I think Sonic Heroes is not a very good game. It can be fun on a first playthrough but gets more and more tedious the more emblems you get.
>HURR HURR I THINK I'M SUCH A FUNNY EPIC GUY BECAUSE I KEEP MAKING UNDERTALE REFERENCES LOOK AT ME I'M SO BASED I'M SO HIP I'M A BIG SHOT GUY I'M A BADASS THAT'S WHY I POST THIS SCHLOCK IN A TOUHOU THREAD
>>49611044https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVfAnEcKLXo
>>49611033This post made me realize today is sonic's birthday
>>49611058We should do another contest where we try to beat Emerald Coast as fast as possible.
I've had enough
Release ze meirattler
>play minecraft (which is not a 2hu game)
>
Len'en
Umineko
Fire Emblem
Undertale
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
>>49611071>trannynekoFTFY
>>49611071Never played.
Never played.
Tried playing Path of Radiance but got filtered. Still seems like a fun franchise.
It's a fun game but i don't like how a good chunk of it consists of walk->interruption->walk->interruption->walk->oh look something will happen just kidding lol get trolled->walk->boss.
People love to say part 4 only gets good once Kira appears but i honestly love how comfy the early episodes are.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/710712506/#q710735762
So what did we think of that jamieP and Miku song?
>>49611090Jamie is a tranny
>>49611103Boring
Where's my wife Merlin?
I made this joke but no one laughed... It sounded really hilarious in my head...
>>49610825
>>49611107Name a 2hu and choose between SFW and NSFW
>>49611104But xe made machine love which makes up for it
>>49611108I thought it was funny!
>>49611114You didn't choose between SFW and NSFW. Also i don't have a single picture of Akyuu in my folder.
One diap
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I shart
>>49611121Get more AQ pics then
SFW Hecatia then
>>49611109Parsee
SFW
or
Alice
NSFW
>>49611162https://jiggie.fun/iQdzqm
Enter
>>49611174After this one
MERTHICLES! MERTHICLES! MERTHICLES!
Wife
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>>49611103>>49611192Imagine being their groupies...
Just kidding I'm here for Raiko she's so cool and her legs...
Parsee time
https://jiggie.fun/fWXftj
>>49611270Thanks for joining.
>>49611269God she's so cool... I'd totally let her hit me (she'd do it lovingly I'm sure plus I deserve it)
Why did the thread slow down again
>>49611304Why did Iran do this?
>>49611301Which post are you getting off to? I wanna know if it's mine
beatl
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>>49611314Nothing here my guy I'm jacking off to pornography of the animated variety
>>49611192Why is she a gook
>>49611298It's almost as if your constant faggotry has dissuaded anyone from using these threads outside of a few massive faggots trying to outfag one another.
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT IM MADE OF
>>49611349Meira save him for he does not know
>>49611349Uh, uhm... m-m-meirabroken haha
*cries in the corner*
>>49611360ok Merth wtf are you doing
>>49611349You've repeated this before in other threads, it's not the gotcha you think it is. Yawn.
I'm not meirabroken I'm not meirabroken stop going around and telling people I'm meirabroken because I'm not meirabroken I'm not
Meira is the most merciful as long as you repent
>>49611376>mHatatezoomie confirmed
>>49611379das right, youre meiraSHATTERED
>>49611349slightly meirabroken but also shut up
>>49611327>Lunasa got no anon asking to be her groupie>Only got one reply after calling her AliceEmbarrassing...
>>49611360I need Nahtsuhashi now
>>49611384NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>49611378show us the secret project, nyow
Maybe the real meirabroken was the friends we broke along the way
>>49611398it was this
https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/20718/article/1332088
but im done
>>49611395nyooooooo i want it nyowwww
>>49611360Steady... Steady...
This is why shotanon left.
ShotaKING was too good for us
This is why your dad left.
ben
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>>49611449My daddies not black
Welcome back to another episode of MofVvvRks 4 Life
Our first question comes from "potatoechipsanon":
" Marisissy, why do you love cum?"
Marisissy it's for you, can you answer this question
where's the art trade merth, you are a fucking betrayer
I put my diaper on and show you how stained I am
I put my diapy, I'll show how I fart
I'm unplapable
I'm a toilet with no plunger
this is me after getting meirabroken
...where did everyone go?
>>49611530They Meira broke my legs after I insulted the vhus but I was only rage baiting
>>49611543Merth and Tewippopotamus literally carry this place on their backs
>>49611631I know this artist
jackelman is not videogames
jackalman has fucked every2hu
steve only fucked chen
Welcome to '101 Ways to Name Tewimom'!, in this segment we present the one hundred and one names for the famous character from Merth & Friends. Starting alphabetically:
Tewianimalcocksonly
Tewiasteroid
Tewiattentionwhore
Tewibeastiality
Tewibehemoth
Tewiberg
Tewiblacked
Tewiblob
Tewiblog
Tewibottomlessstomach
Tewiboulder
Tewibraphog
Tewibroodmother
Tewiburjkhalifa
Tewiconstellation
Tewidaggerfallmap
Tewidegenerate
Tewidiabetes
Tewidiaper
Tewidogfucker
Tewidoublequarterpounderwithcheese
Tewidummy
Tewieasymodo
Tewieaterofworlds
Tewieiffeltower
Tewielephant
Tewiempress
Tewieventhorizon
Tewifactory
TewifamilysizedSUV
Tewifemcel
Tewifootballfield
Tewigalaxy
Tewigasgiant
Tewigasstationsushi
Tewigeneralrelativity
Tewigoddess
Tewigodemperorofdune
Tewigravitationalpull
Tewihag
Tewihemisphere
Tewihippopotamus
Tewiimperialstardestroyer
Tewiincorporated
Tewiindustrialpark
Tewiinternationalfreighter
Tewiisland
Tewijewess
Tewijupiter
Tewilandlord
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>>49611705IM NOT READING THAT SHIT NIGGA!!!!
FINISH YOUR FUCKING THREAD WHAT WOULD KING OF THE HILL MAN SAY
>>49611705Tewilandwhale
Tewileaningtowerofpisa
Tewileviathan
Tewimacrocosm
Tewimammoth
Tewimarvelcinematicuniverse
Tewimassiveordinancepenetrator
Tewimcdonald
Tewimenopause
Tewimeteorite
Tewimilkyway
Tewimiscarriage
Tewimissile
Tewimommaluigi
Tewimoon
Tewimotherdearest
Tewimountain
Tewimultiverse
Tewinebula
Tewinfidelity
Tewinursery
Tewiobesity
Tewioid
Tewioverweightcanine
Tewiparadeballoon
Tewiplanet
Tewiqueen
Tewirannosaurus Rex
Tewirochelimit
Tewisamsunggalaxy
Tewisecondary
Tewishrinkflation
Tewislampig
Tewisloppytoppy
Tewisociety
Tewisolarsystem
Tewispacetimecurvature
Tewistinkyhole
Tewitexas
Tewithanksgivingturkey
Tewitimespacecontinuum
Tewitoilet
Tewitorpedo
Tewitraceprostitute
Tewitummytuck
Tewiuniverse
Tewivolcano
Tewiwife
Tewiwonderwoman
Tewiworldtradecenter
And last, but not least, Tewimom! Shout out to our Tewiwonderfulcaringmother!
Thank you for listening to this segment!
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>>49611706STOP MAKING THREADS BEFORE THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>49611706You yatsuretard
Quick lets push this one to image limit NOW
i will make my own thread just for shits and giggles
>>49611737I'm releasing the rare marisads
>>49611743That's illegal you know
>>49611737Reaction pics
NOW
>>49611792I don't really have any
>>49611720>>49611730Shut up nigger, go to your holohu thread
>>49611827You're a falsflagging jaypiss, we would never insult each other and would never call it holohu and most importantly we NEVER use the n-word with a hard r
BOOP
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>>49611840Shut up reminigger
Flan is not black that's just slander
>>49611874They are sisters, you retarded fucking virgin
Toyohime and Yorihime are sisters
And they are my mom-wives
>>49611820wtf? how do you post in this place without funny reaction images? are you new?
>>49611908I never use reaction images and I started posting in 2012.
>>49611908I don't post often
>>49610715>My country is not therePhew, dodged a bullet.
>>49611895Refer to this chart
>>49611918Afghanistanon...
>>49611908Nta, but I delete my folders every week. I don't like being stuck in the past.
>>49611918>dodged a bulletNah you just bombed
My "someone is falseflagging" sense is being activated
Did the /jp/mossad begin their infiltration operations?
>>49611933What is this expression trying to convey?
Disgusting black creatures get out of my sight
>>49611908This is the only touhou pic I have, not even joking.
Please take care of it.
HOLD YOUR FIRE
THIS MAN ISNT BLACK
>>49611936Infiltrate and rip out /v/hus prostate
I miss /v/hu
Whatever happened to /v/hu
What was even the last /v/hu thread
>>49612006Like an hour ago
I think I'm helpless and frustrated
Why doesn't Batman just tell one of his countless Superhero friends with the ability to raise the dead to bring his parents back to life?
That's it I can't watch Black Clover with Yuuka anymore, this is getting ridiculous.
The BBC has doctor who and the newest reincarnation of the doctor is Rose Tyler and I have a file on my computer called yuukarose.png
I've had it with my gameplay posts being ignored yet my homosexual posts get like 8 million replies.
This is why your mom left
>>49612161I'm hearing her voice next door as we speak.
>>49612167Poor thing. He is delusional...
>>49612139Maybe you should try being more homosexual
>>49612184She's got half the bait, she just needs grape juice to finish it
See? All it takes is for me to say "gay"
>>49612167Oh dang, in your country, much like mine (Which is not on this list by the way
>>49610715 ) it is also very common for you to live next door or build a second-story addition on it? Crazy, it's like that here too.
THAT CAN'T BE THE LAST IMAGE YOU FUCKING YATSUNIGGERS
>>49612252sexo Yatsutraitor! 103rilla goodmorning eaglebrobtw 1ccs? CCP glory yatsuballs Which merth to otterbro Yatsutraitor! ccp wolfbro Meira koisneed blah the Back want meira Not ayapervert videogames patrickautsit merth stealer! yatsuballs 2hu yatsutraitor Eaglebro to sexooooo 1ccs? FUARKING merth Otterbro Filename Which Back love stealer! kneel yatsuballs preg hero morning sxx preg balls Glory preg sexo Which Touhou my love meiraballs 1ccs? gaming meira juan meiraballs Otterbro Yatsutraitor! sex Alice sexooooo sexo I multiplayer? Touhou patrickautsit otterbro preg 1ccs? sexx CCP gaming preg Touhou Not vhus my btw otterbro sexooooo gaming sex multiplayer? Good kneeel Glory leaving hero Oshitna Eaglebro Back CCP a Back multiplayer? love sexo hero 2hu Touhou sexooooo Good sex kneel Touhou meiraballs the btw want ayapervert btw to Meira my Back kneel Not Meira koisneed morning sexx preg Yatsutraitor! Yatsutraitor! Good glory sexx would FUAKINGs Back gaming FUAKINGs Filename MY goodmorning eaglebrobtw Yatsutraitor! FUARKING btw yatsutraitor btw ja Not 2hu Filename sex CCP stealer! MY FUARKING Say Touhou sexo glory otterbro stealer! sex juan fairy leaving Meira sexoo Eaglebro the balls i preg Say Back stealer! kneel preg goodmorning btw goodmorning morning otterbro fairy 2hu Oshitna Yatsutraitor! FUAKINGs btw 2hu FUAKINGs I'm Alice a Filename FUARKING blah
>>49612252You did good soldier, your sacrifice won't be forgotten.
>>49612302,1
Hey I can see you, stop hiding and say that to our faces, I promise we won't bite
>>49610868>Nah because they allow trannies.More like TEWIBASED
Mikosisters what do we say?
>>49610929Maybe she is a troon. Trannies hate themselves, that's why they commit suicide
>>49612532Chaos
I can do anything
>>49612458What kind of psycho posts in archives lmao
>>49612580Marisasissy does
>>49612587marisad (SUPER RARE NEVER BEFORE POSTED).webm
dont expose me !!!!
>>49610929I never got the appeal of futas until someone explained to me it was just a way to depict penis and intercourse without having to waste time drawing a boring generic man.
this could be the last thread
got any last words?
I really need to see tewimom's fat milky tits
What did you guys think of 101 ways to name tewimom?
>>49611705>>49611713
>>49612931>this could be the last threadWhy ?