>>49615731lol me too. I might write a light novel about that one day if I find a drawfag for illustrations.
The thing is, I could see Reimu and the rest being totally chill with Crocker as long as he doesn't mess with the Hakurei barrier, because he doesn't bother with humans, gods or yooks, just fairies. But he'd probably end up breaking spell card rules trying to catch them and that may cause an incident.