Thread 49631028

Beware of autonomous tails.

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Did... did we go six hours without a thread?

>raidfaggots starting threads with random chink slop
Somebody make an actual on topic MGE thread

Euthanize all /trash/ and /d/ discord tards

>>49631234
>>49631239
We are reclining.

>>49631234
What do you need threads for anyway?

Let's have a relaxing, laid back thread with lots of waifu posting and nothing else.

>>49631264
To make clothing, obviously.

backup thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/27283.html

>>49631332
>the liquid trickling down the Mantis' thigh
>the slight wobble of the arachne's pedipalps
Their bodies are so honest

>>49631418
Is she racist?

>>49631409
>threads so fucking dead that the usual suspects aren't even seething over the backup thread
its so over

>>49631657
It's still morning in Burgerland.

>>49631657
Ignore them and they might go away.

Goddamnit, I'm out of milk.
I can hear cowbells outside already.

>>49631817
The mooing.

>>49632163
Read that as mooning for a second.

>>49632294
Half-elf girls are just elves

Horn problems.

Undead hours.

we need more geomancers
earth magic is underated

>>49632729
What spells does Gnome know?
>I threw a rock at 'im!
>...
>It was a big rock...

>>49632732
pillars of earth
quackes
hands made out of stone
golem control

>>49632742
you forgetting the strength buffs

>>49632369
Or just humans. One ear pointed, one ear not.

>>49632964
Weak.

It’s been a while since I last posted a story, but I’m back with one about a chef getting nabbed by Extremists and put up for Auction in Royal Makai. With three of his suitors being a Lilim, demon, and vampire. Here’s the first chapter of Empresses of the Night:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66930961

>>49633323
Femdom?

>>49633420
Oui.

>>49632724
This image is a genuine gem, the oblivious guy blind to her urges juxtaposed with the slightly angry disposition of the dragon zombie being betrayed by her biological signs that indicate willingness to breed evoque a scene akin to a renaicensse painting.

It's caturday!
She has arrived.

>>49633807
It's still Friday here.

Cow

>>49633901
cow is good

>>49633918
This is a SPIDER COW. She is made of SPIDER and COW.

>>49634002
is spider good or bad?
since cow is good, and if spider is good, then spider cow is goodgood

>>49634011
Spider is good

>>49634023
excellent

Example of spider being good.

Example of spider being good (shota-style).

Example of cow being good (shota-style).

Example of spider cow being good (Kool-Aid Man Style).

>>49634175
... is she gonna use her ovipositor on me?

>>49634198
... is she gonna use her ovipositor on me?

>>49631028 (OP)
Wtf is this off topic OP

>>49633440
>>49633465
I hate frogs

>>49634693
k

hebi

>>49634367
Welcome to the brave new /mgt/, now free from spergazoids and reeeetards! Isn't it beautiful?

So grappling hook tails
Kc said they were extendable, but I cant help the awkward image of her haning from her ass

If a holst manages to get your face between her breast, it's over for you. Insta-loss for any straight man. Instant INT drop for the next 24 hours. You'll be muttering on about milkers and loving cows like a caveman that can barely speak.

Cows are dangerous!

>>49635281
Tensile strength of spider gossamer, my man

>>49635368
Sorry but I’m an ass man. Now if a monster with a nice jiggly yet firm ass bent over I’d instantly lose

>>49631239
>Monster Girl Thread

Don't worry, gents, I'll make the next thread. It'll be PURRRRFECT.
>Cheshire pic for the post
>Uses the word "edition" in it
>Mentions futa, capy, furries, amd monster boys like 12 times EACH
>Translated to French for le frog
>Post it as "Breathfag"
>Link to goatse

>>49635990
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>49634785
Fuck off frog, post your shit in capy instead

>>49636129
Sacre Bleu, I am le discovered! Surely you must be Inspector Clouseau in ze flesh!

hon hon hon, it zeemz moi zuperiority haz cauzed le controversié

>>49635281
>extendable tail
>Kunoichi hooking her self to ceiling then going up and down while humming the mission impossible them when?

>>49636152
>>49636174
>>49636174
I'm now imagining a Mucus Toad wearing a French beret, carrying a baguette, and saying this
Drawfags you may draw this

some of yall need the fallen god

>>49636262
No, I need a smol army of teeny-tiny shogs

>>49636262
What's the deal with that game? Which monster was the true ending?

>>49634207
A fetish Luka gave me all I could handle of. Then shrift did it again...

It really is caturday now.

>>49636519
the succubus is the real one, its form ahe takes when she accepts her feelings for yuri
the rest are hallucinations

it was just a little conquest, why she so mad?

>>49636653
The purest form of love...

>>49636686
yuri is the dudes name

>>49636698
>dude
Not for much longer. He'll accept himself for a happy ending.

>>49636653
>The mindflayer one isn’t the true ending
Fucking bullshit

>>49636709
but thats how it ended
Yuri and Eristia live in lescatie as a couple
they even show up in the sequel

>>49636714
Anon, I don't care that much.

>>49636698
Is he Russian?

>>49636730
then the gods baited me cuz i dispise alps

>>49636734
What a dumb question. Of course those girls aren't warm, they barely have any fur.

>>49636714
I prefered the second games twist anyway

>>49636749
whats the twist?
wait, did the first game even have one?

>>49636803
The twist is that Leah (the girl we've been playing as) is a doppelganger who thinks she's the real Leah, while the real Leah was turned into a witch before the beginning of the game. The true ending has the male MC take both the original and doppelganger Leahs as his wives.

Not much cat posting.

>>49636856
the threesome scene was nice

Is it possible to parry a ushi-oni’s grab attack?

>>49636968
No, but it is possible to "escape" her if you have a hair brush--Ushis are notoriously weak to brushy-brushy time.

>>49636968
just grab her first

>>49636856
Didn't this game get un-cononized for some unknown reason?
I know there was a ton of people talking about the artist and KC having a spat but I never saw any proof of it.
Still an amazing game tho

The perfect blend of undead flesh and machine.

Anon becomes a famous author of Mamono horror novels. His greatest works include
>I Have No Penis and I Must Coom
>sITh
>Mrs. Hatter's Bedtime Jamborie

Somewhere out there, there's an anubis playing Minecraft in her single player world pretending that (You), her husbando, is right next to her playing the same world on a LAN. Giving you orders to build a pyramid while she enslaves some villagers.

>>49637370
Well I wouldn't know how anyway, I only know Minecraft from that South Park episode

>>49637420
It's over...

>>49637545
No, it's only just begun.

>be you
>get raped by a succubus
>alright, pretty good so far.
>one day you hear your beautiful new wife singing in the shower.
>"Let's do the time warp again!"
>Oh no...

ded

>>49638356
I just had a spot of trouble with my connection. Have a final cat.

>not too fond of sloppa
>stumble upon a recent sloppa pic of Miia
>literal perfection. hottest fucking lamia pic I've ever seen

HELP ME
THE URGE TO PROOOMPT IS RISING

>>49638583
It's reached insanely good levels at this point.

Gonna milk a holst till her F-cups turn into A-cups

Undead hours.

>>49639008
Where can I sign up to join the catgirl imperium?

>>49638816
This vampire isn't an undead though

>>49637238
Wightfag commission
I miss him so

>>49639189
I can tell this is AI Sloppa because the Ant has too many legs and eyes.

>>49639204
BOOOO!
get better material, boomercat

>>49639220
>boomercat
If she knows what "based" and "cringe" are, she's NOT a boomer. Christ, she's probably not even 40.

>>49639220
They're both horses

Desert doggo

>>49640320
A soviet afghan hound?

>>49639008
If this is heresy, I don't wanna be right.

>>49640320
heh one of the Russian letters looks like a dick

CHOOSE:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonsfuckingcars/
https://www.reddit.com/r/carsfuckingdragons/

>>49639889
>horses
>only have two legs each
Boooo

Tanned hebi
Delicious hebi

>>49641052
Yeah, the ideal horse has at LEAST 6 legs. Maybe even 8. or 1000.

If I yank rajang-chan’s tail what would happen?

Alright guys, I need you to pick a girl for the ending of a story about an Anon who gets a job at a remote communications array in the frozen north. The options are:
>genki bald eagle harpy
>arctic fox boss
>completely normal and demure whitehorn neighbor
>girlfailure mink

>>49641546
My entire knowledge of monster hunter is reaching nergigante in world.

>>49641609
Harpy!

>>49636968
>ushi oni and wurm have a frame-perfect parry that does nothing because their hitboxes will still be in contact with you the frame after
>wyvern grab attacks extend three feet below their claws, can magically snap you up even if you're prone
>onis can buffer inputs to interrupt your escape animation when grappled
>ocelomehs have a two button light hit into chain grab combo

>>49641609
Nobody really writes girl failures. Every anon wants a girl who has her life together, not one who is somehow worse than them.

Suck-you-bus!

>>49642155
This image is very confusing. The monster girl clearly grabs the left arm but the right arm is n all of the images.

>>49642343
Enlightenment is realizing that to artists learning anatomy means learning left and right.

>>49642563
Shows what you know, my AI Sloppa wife just has 2 right arms.

>>49642748
Alcoholic pussy juice could be a gimmick.

It's not easy being cheesy.

>>49642869
Isn't that just the pussy juice of an alcoholic?

>>49631028 (OP)
>"Ahh—! Next, next—haaahhh…!"
>A moan mixed with the train announcement blares from the speakers. The brakes screech as the wheels lock against the rails.
>"Right—right exit—no, not there—I said don't go in—ahhh!"
>"Shut the hell up, you damn slut! Flaunting it like that! I could do it too, y'know!"
>A thick book smacks into the speaker before clattering to the floor. The thrower—a Dark Mage—has deep bags under her eyes and messy hair.

I think she might need a hug...

>>49643110
I wouldn't know firsthand.

>>49643859
>the girl
full blooded dragon. 100% dragon. Yup. Definitely a dragon nobody would doubt that
>the giant fire breathing lizard in the background?
Her brother. Also a dragon. Totally normal siblings.

>>49643351
based gurochad

>>49639066
He truly was too based

>>49644289
I don't know anything about his saga except the end result.

NEED BOOBS IN MY FACE
BOOBS THAT SUFFOCATE ME TO DEATH WITH BOOB
ALSO THEY SHOULD BE COLD LIKE A CORPSE

Real dead hours.

>>49643918
We all need Father Grigori in our lives

you should kiss spiders

Everyone's gone.

>>49645542
im here, but im nit sure what to talk about and the gachas I play dont have monstergirls in them

>>49645542
Come to capy

cow

>>49645678
Sir I think your cow is dead...

>>49645720
she is just on her life +
her milk is on her 2nd play through

>>49645542
fuck off to capy, capycuck

Back in my days the only bogeyman we had was not Wightfag, Mick, Breathfag, nor Gachafag.
It was THE Father Grigori.

Both threads are dead.
But I guess that's what the thread-splitters wanted all along.

>>49645900
some of his art is still around iirc

>>49645906
Just post there bro, I will give you a (You) there

>>49645913
Too pornified over there. I'm only interested in safe art and comfy.

Found me some unironically good sloppa

>>49645906
You have only the /jp/ jannies to blame, /mgt/ would be a non-stop dumpster fire without the split now that they don't even pretend to clean the place from time to time. At least all the bad elements got distilled away and stayed here.

>>49645916
They're mostly spoilered though

>>49645923
I shouldn't damage my soul further with such things.
It's already bad enough I fantasize about non-existent monster girls on occasion. I don't need to be gooning on top of that. That energy is best spent being productive and furthering my goals instead of wasting it on non-attainable fantasies.

>>49645934
Anon, you have to see a doctor if one pic of titty a day is enough to make you want to "goon"

>>49645934
I don't know man, do you want me to suggest the mods there to enforce spoilering or something?
>That energy is best spent being productive and furthering my goals instead of wasting it on non-attainable fantasies.
Then why are you still here then? 4chan isn't productive.

>>49645940
If I see nipples or vagoo of a pretty monster girl, I lose hard. It's why if portals ever did open, I know I'd lose immediately to the first girl that looked at me with even slightest amount of interest.

>>49645941
I like to get a few posts in before bedtime. For old times sake. What's the old saying?
>You're here forever
Something like that...

You guys wanna read about a childhood friend Sandworm and fulfilling a marriage promise made at a sandbox?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67033996

>>49645940
>one pic of titty a day is enough to make you want to "goon"
This but only if that was my wife

>>49643198
And what's worse is those messages are pre-recorded. The quality control for public transit is non-existent.

>>49645906
>thread-splitters wanted all along
Long game by wikifag et all to consolidate everything MGE they could to one of their actual sites while trimming away the parts they don't like.

>>49646092
As long as they are trimming away the pests, I don't see the issue

>>49646131
Hi, wikifag.

>>49646133
Fuck off pest. Is he the new boogeyman now?

>>49646176
>new
The butthurt clique has been bitching about him ever since the wightnigger drama 2 years ago. What's really funny is that he was absent during the capy migration.

>>49645989
Hey, look guys! Someone posted original content! WHAT!? Amazing! We could talk about sandworms and how cute they are.
OR
You guys can keep arguing about how this thread doesn't talk about monstergirls enough.

>>49646303
Alpanon's stories suck, they're all talk and no sex

>>49646317
Man, and we say mamono are the horny ones.

>>49646303
I don't really bother to read MGE stories anymore.

the duality of new /mgt/
>>49645916
>>49646317

>>49646303
I prefer greentexts nowadays they're funnier

>Wake up
>Something is wrong with your penis
>Not sure what exactly, but it's... constricted somehow? Slightly?
>Fumble out of bed and head to the bathroom
>Squint as you switch the light on
>Drop your undies, and...
>What?
Someone has glued a tiny top hat and monocle onto your penis, and drawn a little face on it.
>What?
Anon just got PRANKED BY CHESHIRES.

>>49645989
Femdom?

>>49646529
In all seriousness, no. Just a cute story.

>be russian man
>be hiding in house
>hear knock on door
>"Is mamono waifu here to take you away!"
>be excite
>answer door
>is not mamono
>is draft officer
>sent to frontlines

>>49646578
Kek

>>49638583
Link?

The demon offers you her tail. Do you accept?
>Yes
>No

>>49647060
Grab it and bite down HARD

Ocean good. Full of friends.

>>49647071
ocean scary. full of pelagic nightmares

>>49647060
No? What am i supposed to do with it anyway?

>>49647060
would honk

>>49647124
BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE IT!

>>49647124
I'd put it in my pocket and walk away.

Look out! It's some sort of gnome or pixie or something.

>>49648054
>Sketch+Theme+-Demon+Harem+13+-+Ino+01.jpg
This really reads like a bot is posting

>>49648072
there's no functional difference other than he gets mad and tantrums sometimes

>>49648072
I got it off Kemono.su.

>>49648135
>kemono
We don't like your kind here.

>>49648135
oh shit, it can talk!

I wish the milklady would deliver my milk in the morning
I wish the milklady would deliver my milk when I'm yawning
I would like some milk from the milklady's tits

>>49648447
My milk is too strong for you, adventurer.

>>49631028 (OP)
Why aren't monster boys allowed again?

>>49648587
Go be gay somewhere else

>>49648587
Because it defeats the point of monstergirls going after human men.

>My grandfather was the greatest samurai swordsman in the 19th-century Mist Continent
How do you respond?

>>49648726
There were no samurai on the Mist Continent, samurai are Zipangese and Zipangu had a strict "gaijin piggu go home" policy
She's an impostor!

>>49648587
The anon fears the giant cat man bromance he could have.

>>49648976
Anon fears falling in love with spiky catboy DICK.

>>49646578
Lolz lolz lolz

Horrors beyond comprehension... erotic...

>>49649401
i could probably comprehend her

>>49649426
>t. Anon who latches onto boobies beyond comprehension
>"BOOBIES GOOD"
I guess that counts?

ms kiki...

>>49648602
I wanna be a monster boy, how is that gay?

>>49649803
Everything is gay because women are a psyop.

>>49646092
The only people who care to bitch about Wikifag and his Chinese paramour are the people they want to keep out.

>>49648726
>Samurai
>Mist continent
Retarded gachafag, get your lore straight

>>49650787
It's a reference to a shitty movie made by an American karate instructor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_of_Fear,_Touch_of_Death

>>49650797
Contemplatin' dem orbs.

>>49650794
Well you should have made it more obvious.

Name this band.

>>49650880
The Braden Scale 7

Fly girls are cool...

>Longhorn holst
>Can never and will never be able to sleep on her side

Dead times

I am weak to squirrel fluff

>>49652174
it do seem pretty nice

>>49652250
Addictive even...

beans

monsters with pubic hair >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monsters with no pubic hair

>>49650164
Instead, we kept them out. Funny.

>>49652436
can't keep anyone out. that's the issue

>>49652448
Technically you're right but now it's really clear what poster belongs to where and what the will of the thread is.

>>49652476
if you're an irrational baby, sure

>>49650841
We don't follow mge lore autistically here anymore. i doubt most anons even knew it could be wrong.

How many boobies is the right number of boobies for a mamono, and why is it THIRTY SEVEN?

>>49652891
l_buffer pls go

>>49652891
They just have to be multiples of two for the boob bed.

>>49652889
Bee vomit (honey) is delicious!

Besides wights, what mg would have a queen of spades tattoo?

>>49653220
Spades trumparts

>>49653240
I am the one who barks.

>>49652891
this man has been shogged far too hard

>>49653558
When Anon says he's got a housewife, he really means it!

Housewife? No. I have a house cat.

The absolute of 4chan and it's moderation.

Remember how spamming and raids are supposed to be against global rules?
And how those rules have been intentionally not enforced here for the last 2.5 years?

>>49653981
i think the japanese barely have an understanding of elves and the ones that care are probably westaboos.

wolf wife

>>49654400
Left is better--she's just a set of sex hair away from being unstoppable.

How popular is the anime dead mom hairstyle amongst undead?

>>49654551
Majestic creatures...

>>49653820
I hate to break it to you, but this place has not been raided in years. I'll give you the spam being a problem, especially the thoughtless image spam, but the whole discord or /trash/ raid nonsense has never been a thing. That's always just been a boogieman. And not the cool kinda bogie either!

Undead hours.

New MGE story!

"The One That [Almost] Got Away"

A group of mamono and a human mage are on a collision course for adventure. The fall of an Order city leads to the one human mage who escaped fleeing for his life, unknowingly pursued by a dark mage who has set her sights on him. When they end up traveling together, they will soon discover that they have more in common than they knew. . .

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65880454/chapters/169707184

>>49654951
Femdom?

>>49655042
Yes, it's fr*gproof

Fuck femdom, I need CATdom.

>>49655145
(Don't fear) the toxoplasmosis.

>>49655286
Foxes are just dorky cats.

>>49655301
Cats don't have the mofu.

>>49655345
No, they just have class instead.

>>49655362
CLASSY KITTY FOR CLASSY PEOPLE

>>49655362
Foxes can have class too.

>>49655424
All foxes are STINKY NEETS who claim to have been SEALED AWAY to explain their FEMCEL FRAGRANCE and general weirdness.

>>49655362
Most mamonos have class because being classless means you probably have less stats

>>49656453
>Miss Kitsune
>Level 1 Trash Eater
Not sure having a class helps foxes out.

Kissing hebis!

fawks

cow