Confirmed!

The best tengu

>>49638702 (OP)
It was known before...? Unless you mean something else by
>Confirmed!
than the color of panties. But I doubt, considering what is the focus of your picture.

>>49638725
It was just a riff on the Hatate thread which has
> acknowledged!

>>49638740
>acknowledged!
But that's the old joke with "seesnza acknowledge", isn't it?

>>49638702 (OP)
A pure and honest tengu ought to wear pure, honest (and cute) pantsu!

>>49638722
Yes, hello? Can I order 500 copies of the Bunbunmaru? Thank you.

>>49639400
Oh, are you having a cookout Anon? I'll be there!

>>49639486
This sounds more like Sakuya equipping fairy maids.

>>49639498
She ought to be happy that someone's getting some use out of it...

>>49639553
Excuse me! Bunbunmaru is a highly respectable newspaper throughout Gensokyo! Sure, it might not win the annual tengu competition year after year, but that's due to the fact of other tengu being much more interested in domestic affairs, while the focus of Bunbunmaru are stories of the whole Gensokyo! This in turn makes it however the most beloved news outlet among fairies, humans and other youkai! The questionable practices of the head maid of Scarlet Devil Mansion, likely unconsulted with the Scarlet Devil herself, are not representative of the average reader!
Here, a photographic proof of joint human-fairy(allegedly, a special piece on that in the next extra!)-youkai(in progress) readership.

>>49639553
Excuse me! Bunbunmaru is a highly respectable newspaper known throughout Gensokyo! Sure, it might not win the annual tengu competition year after year, but that's due to the fact of other tengu being much more interested in domestic affairs, while the focus of Bunbunmaru are stories of the whole Gensokyo! This in turn makes it however the most beloved news outlet among fairies, humans and other youkai! The questionable practices of the head maid of Scarlet Devil Mansion, likely unconsulted with the Scarlet Devil herself, are not representative of the average reader!
Here, a photographic proof of joint human-fairy(allegedly, a special piece on that in the next extra!)-youkai(in progress) readership.

>>49639400
500!?
I mean
Y-yes you sure can

>>49639605
Wait a minute
is Aya making fucking bank?!
Shit made me leave my Reimu thread

>>49639605
It must be so easy to fluster Aya if you tell her you actually read and buy her newspaper regularly.

>>49639626
You didn't know that reporters were rich in Gensokyo? They get showered in money at every other interview with Komachi or Nazrin.

>>49639704
Well, I'm glad she's doing well! Even if her success is predicated upon using the personalities and visages of others...

>>49639638
Eh... They are constantly reading and referring to Bunbunmaru in LE, just as the most recent example. As much as it is fun to meme about it, apart from few prejudiced individuals like Sakuya, Aya's newspaper isn't that irrelevant to not have a stable readership.

>>49639746
Eh, you're right, no argument there. Even in HM the result of your fight gets published in the Bunbunmaru, and it's the only real newspaper that's shown being read by people. At the very least she's doing better than Kakashi spirit news. Still, it's cute to imagine her being flattered by you liking her paper because she doesn't expect it.
A type of flattery that would be more canonical would probably be inflating her already large ego by telling her how much you like her paper.

>>49638702 (OP)
Roger!

>>49639800
I've said it before and I will said it again: the way to actually make writing people, fiction or non-fiction, like you is not by saying "I was impressed with your text" or "You have a good style", but by showcasing that you've actually read and understood. Ask questions, inquire about some details that were omitted, let them talk more about the subject at hand or allow them to explain some literary trick they've used for their text that they are proud of. As long as your questions aren't critical or doubting, but rather curiosity-driven and putting the author as more knowledgeable than you, they will be very friendly and open to conversation. I saw that in action, I used that myself, it was used on me. It's terrifyingly effective.
Authors crave this kind of meaningful validation. They put work into researching or imagining what they write about and then they put more work into presenting those things in coherent, hopefully interesting manner. This is their craft. Giving platitudes to the text without engaging the meaning of it is like putting a tool or weapon into display window instead of using it, no craftsman would be pleased with that.
I personally saw a representation of that in BAiJR. Look at how Aya's chats there are related to the article about whoever she talks at the time. Sometimes it is because she still tries to uncover the truth (Sakuya, Mokou), sometimes it is because the other party have direct issues with the article (Marisa, Cirno), but most often it seems like a innocent chit-chat initiated by Aya. Great part of it is reporter's curiosity, no denying that, but then you have the talk with Mystia with such lines from Aya:
>You're the first one who hasn't shown any interest in their own article...
>Aren't you even interested in your own article? I rarely see anyone that isn't.
which to me feels like an indicator that Aya went around talking about articles related to the speaker because she expected that they had read at least such article, which in turn meant that she could coax a meaningful engagement from them and feel better about herself and Bunbunmaru.

>>49638725
Urge to smell aya feet rising

>>49638702 (OP)
Why does Aya always Interview Marisa?

>>49642297
Marisa's a very interesting girl. She might be the only person who knows Gensokyo as well as Aya, since they both like to zoom around it at fast speeds. In a few different ways, Marisa is Aya's human counterpart, so interviewing her might be an interesting experience for Aya.

>>49640120

>>49642297
She's the only one that bothers answering Aya even if half her answers are complete bullshit

>>49642365
Who the fuck gave this old crow a phone?

mutual resentment

>>49645927
cute grumps

GET THE FUCK OFF MY ROOF YOU BITCH I CAN HEAR YOUR SANDALS CLACKING UP THERE

she is always watching

>>49649124
HEY FUCK YOU
I'M TRYING TO GET PICS FOR MY PAPER
GO GET ANOTHER ROOF

>>49649124
>>49649157
Aw great you upset her and now none of us are getting issues of bunbunmaru. Guess I'll have to start stealing them...again.

>>49649175
you say it like they're hard to steal
even the people she does deliver them to just toss them out, so you can find them everywhere
otherwise, just go and ask at the scarlet devil mansion, she always delivers huge stacks there because she thinks everyone wants to read it, but the head maid just uses them as rags and things, so she's got way too many spares

>>49649187
Please don't let her read this, she's going to cry

>>49649187
It's not that they are hard to steal
I steal Reimu's all of the time
It's funny cause started thinking Aya was leaving her out on purpose
But lately I've been trying to make a positive change by getting them the ethical way
Can't do that anymore now...oh well

Will Aya write an article about the guy avatarfagging with Marisa in every thread?

１０ドル！？コヒ代！？

>>49652682
No, Marisa is Aya's friend. Aya likes Marisa.

I like Marisa

Total crow tengu death

>>49649187
I-I still read Aya's paper...

>>49649187

>>49656098
koacutie~

>>49639586
>Bunbunmaru is a highly respectable newspaper known throughout Gensokyo!
>highly respectable

>>49656748
So that's what they meant by "outlet"...

Has Aya ever thought of making the switch to televised news? She could be a pioneer and bring the news to the... like one person... who owns a TV in Gensokyo...
Well, okay. Scratch that. Newspapers are better, anyways.

>>49659573
Radio came before television… but Kappa would probably have a stranglehold on the singular radio station in Gensokyo so that's something she'll have to work out.

>>49638702 (OP)
Aya doesn't wear panties.

Why do you wear those shoes Aya? They’re dumb. You look dumb. Midget. You wear them because you’re a midget. Look at this dumb midget crow wearing her stupid getas

>>49660785
Idiot, Aya is a tengu, a yokai, not a human, tengus just wear long getas, that's what they do as such. Are you are gonna say next time that she is weird for abducting men and raping them in some moldy cave ?

>>49660785
Joke's on you, portable Aya sounds absolutely adorable.

>>49660803
The news has never been more available now that you can take Aya with you on the go!

>>49649124
"If I were a rich bird..."

>>49660873
"Caw cawkraa cawkraa cawkraa cawkraa cawkraa cawkraa caw. All day long I'd sit on top a tree, if I were a wealthy bird!"

Aya raped me yet again.

>>49660799
All the men will be laughing too hard at Aya’s midget size for them to care about rape

>>49662034
This information has been fact checked false.

Aya is very rapeable.

>>49664134
what a bitch
i love her

Cute outfit!

>>49664134
Those shoes would get annoying to hear over time wouldn't they...

>>49640014
>I've said it before and I will said it again: the way to actually make writing people, fiction or non-fiction, like you is not by saying "I was impressed with your text" or "You have a good style", but by showcasing that you've actually read and understood
Not if the writer is a performative pseud.
t. performative pseud

>>49665579
Shota hunting outfit!

>>49662361
With clothes like that I bet you could smell this bird's cloaca from across the room.

>>49638702 (OP)
It's confirmed crow tengu want human males as mates! for some reason...

>>49666394
This picture makes me horny, for some reason...

>>49666613
I think you might like women anon, I'm not sure

>>49666638
But that's a bird!

Make no mistake anons, the tengu are vile creatures who will try to seduce you and capture you.

you will never see this outfit again

>>49666990
She would sink straight into the mud.

>>49666991
don't worry, tengu are really light. If she gets stuck, you can just lift her up with one hand.

>>49667001
Imagine all the things you could do with Aya if she were that light.

>>49667025
haha...yeah, imagine...

>>49667028
That's a boy in this image.

>>49667033
and...?

>>49667033
Proof?

Aya's boobs are fake.

>>49667777
DIGITS OF TRUTH
How will the Bunbunmaru fake news girl respond to these SERIOUS allegations?

>>49667025
like?

>>49668082
Fake. False. Fabrication.
The only one in Gensokyo with fake tits is Sakuya Izayoi

>>49667777
>>49668082
What boobs?

>>49671074
Throw her a hundred meters away when she starts pestering you.

>>49671288
Imagining myself grabbing Aya by the leg and just spinning her around until I throw her off into the horizon like Mario does to Bowser

>>49671100
The evidence says otherwise.

imagine if aya was your gf haha

>>49674377
I would feel like super human, think about it logically, you are human man with such a high charisma that even non-humans find you attractive.

post her lying a big egg

>>49674610
Sorry, only have the aftermath.

>>49674686

>>49674375
God, I love ultraflat Aya SO MUCH

>>49674737
That's not flat, that's actually a boy.

>>49656748
>trained/training
Does Aya see humans as pets?

>>49676981
No she's just very traditional and believes the youkai should be the one who wears the pants in the relationship while the human should be dedicated to serving the youkai.

>>49674686
>>49674725
Aya's warm egg!!

>>49681303
Are you really going to keep slandering Aya and risk not getting her newspapers anymore, anons? Are you REALLY going to resign yourself to having to read... Kakashi Spirit News... for the rest of your life...?

>>49681303
>>49681367
I just told her to stop molesting human males!

>>49681772
ma'am your udders are sagging

>>49681772
can i use her tits as punching bags

>>49681467
Well of course she's gonna get angry at you for that, you implied she targets adults!

>>49681946
What is the sauce on this? I could only find a random Amino post with the same image.

>>49685705
oh, pretty sure that's a radiohead one. not really for the faint of heart

>>49685711
I CAN TAKE IT

>>49685712
Lunatic Udon by Radiohead, it's futa

>>49685741
The cottage cheese bit was a little gross, but this was pretty tame ngl

>>49685757
i might have been more impressionable 15 years ago

>>49685759
These kinds of things were shocking a decade ago, now all of these are just normal fetishes that people have and like

>>49685741
Nice. I actually meant to use that one yesterday, but finished before I got to it.

>>49685840
TENGU ARE A MENACE

dont worry, the pest will trouble us no more.

>>49691122
Ew, it's soggy now.

>>49691141
Aya's boob sweat!

>>49692247
I'll take a cup, no, wait, two cups!

>>49656748
That's hot, did you make it or take it from somewhere (if so where?)

>>49691122
A special offer? what does she mean?
I don't get it...

>>49693609
Then ask her what the offer is silly !

would you marry aya?

How old is Aya in Tengu years?

>>49698098
She's equivalent to a 42 year old human woman.

>>49698098
>>49698111
more like 60s but pretends to be young
ayayayayaya is over a millennium old

>>49698123
Ayaya reached menopause before having children...
She is a failure as a woman...

>>49698129
youkai don't have menopause
birb will stay fertile forever

Beautiful genius!

>>49699037
>beautiful genius
(citation needed)

>>49699053
Bunbunmaru, boom.

I will not buy your paper, woman/bird.

>>49699075
Biased source, the subject is regarding the creator of the journal.

>>49699037
Looks just like a boy.
Tricking a homo into fucking her would be way easier than seducing a straight guy.

>>49699194
Opening soon: Bunbunmaru Conversion Services.

>>49700162

>>49700162
>>49700457
harlot

It's over for the bird!

>>49705241
what is she doing wrong? does she simply have no lasting appeal? is she unattractive? are the people saying shes just an annoying, intrusive chatterbox with no self-awareness right? what can she do to get her thread past bump limit? Aya cant go on like this.

>>49705655
>does she simply have no lasting appeal? is she unattractive? are the people saying shes just an annoying, intrusive chatterbox with no self-awareness right?
Yes, yes, and yes.

old and busted

>>49700457
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49699053
Here's your proof!

>>49706731
I may be missing context, but couldn't she just flip the container ? Why did she over complicate things ?

>>49706731
I hate this bird so much.

>>49706735
its a meme on how crows are smart enough to understand displacement

>>49706735
It's a common bird intelligence test. The joke is that Aya did it like a bird (which couldn't lift the tube) would do it instead of doing it like a person.

>>49705655
I will only be sexually attracted to her if she smokes

>>49706822
I want to have Aya watch a fairy do the test the much easier way.

>>49706731
Genius yeah…
With that inside the box thinking it's no wonder she's still just a reporter.

>>49706731
you're missing a citation for the "beautiful" part

Aya raped me again and told me that she won't delete the footage.

>>49706808
>>49706822
I know but I fail to see how this is supposed to show that Aya as a genius when she can just lift the thing.

>>49638782
Yes.

>>49711499
Yeah, "miracles".

>>49719244
Is that from MOP?

>>49719244
exhibitionist tengu

>>49707411
Seriously? Come on.

>>49721393
Well, she's not gonna be beautiful if she's giving me a big sad frown.

>>49681772
My wife sexo

>>49666394
Sex

>>49681772
Aya's aynormous ya's.

>>49721379
tautology

>>49721379
>>49721426
She's wearing a thong

>>49721498
someone has to wash her thongs every week...

>>49721696
You think it gets washed?

>>49721743
Once a month whether she can smell it or not!

>>49721743
I mean, yeah? I gargle them for thirty minutes every day after she comes home from work.

>>49721763
I splurted cum on them

>>49721763
You're going to get all the diseases like that. All of them.

>>49726330
Gargling sweaty used panties full of discharge and whatever other vaginal goop is in there is actually really healthy and recommended by ALL the doctors, ALL of them.

>>49726343
My own discharge specifically

>>49726632
Aya stop posting

A new low for miss SHAMEimaru

>>49726776
This is her husband posting

>>49731303
Aya is not married

>>49719371
Yes

Wakey wakey, page 10 and bakey.

You may not like it but Tengu are actually derived from Indian bird monster Garuda that carry Vishnu around on their shoulders.
Goes like this India-->China-->Japan

>>49737613
Aya's grandma's got it going on

>>49731693
Shut up Hatate, you know it's true

not too fond of tengu

way too fond of tengu

Do the tengu have ties to the press of the human village? I'd like to report a case of continued harassment. The newsboy that delivers the Bunbunmaru journal has repeatedly shown up behind my window, watching me. Every time I try running to the window to get my hands on him, he's already gone, like he's INSANELY fast.
I've even been hit by a camera's flash a few times. Now, I have to keep up with this stupid journal just to make sure my pictures don't just get randomly leaked.
Is there any way I can protect myself, or an authority I can report this issue to? Here's a photo of the newsboy in question.
Thanks for the help, /jp/. With Summer heats being particularly nasty, I can't sleep without the window open, but i'm tired of leaving in fear of this homosexual peeping tom...

>>49740559
Call him a faggot next time he shows up he will probably be too offended to continue. However.
>Do the tengu have ties to the press of the human village?
I don't get it, is the man supposed to be a yokai ? If that's the case I would call a yokai exterminator immediatly, the maiden at the moriya shrine might be risky being located at the mountain, but there is another exterminator not too far away from the village, at the hakurei shrine, the place might look modest and it's maiden grumpy but she is very good at fighting yooks. If tou really feel in danger you should send someone for you to ask her.

>>49740629
I don't believe he's a yokai...
I am simply desperate for counter measures, and the matriarch of our village claims the media is controlled by the tengus. Some people say she's insane or paranoid, but she could be right...
I will consider simply reporting the issue to the shrine maiden. The one you suggest is the red one, right? Didn't look very friendly, but if she's reliable...

>>49740814
>The one you suggest is the red one
Yes that's her, post more updates about it if something happens.

>>49740559
i saw another person here with the same problem. last i heard from him was that he went up youkai mountain to confront the tabloid that boy worked for, havent heard from him since.

>>49740559
""Bob"" here has been driving me nuts with his constant invasion of my privacy. Heck, I can't even take a leak without having this good-for nothing delivery boy taking pictures of my wang!
Recently he's even started to make sly comments when I go to pick it up, calling me "Mister D" or saying I'm "High in the pecking order" just to mock me.
It's really starting to stir some confusing thoughts in me. I want to get him to stop before the village girls think I'm some kind of homo.
Please help me, someone, before my chances of marriage are ruined forever.

>>49743034
i've heard that wolf tengu now offer mail order brides.
not only will it solve your marital problems, they're also extremely territorial! the moment that cheeky brat shows his face, your wives will tear him to pieces! go to the kappa mail service at the foot of youkai mountain and mail some of your used underwear to white wolf central guard station. they will find you and consummate the marriage within a few hours to a day depending on when the order arrives.

>>49743034
Another one ? Guess he doesn't stick to just one person at a time, also I may be mistaken but you seem to work alongside him, if that's the case complaining to the superiors is probably the most effective solution. But anyway.

>can't even take a leak
Close the door, or find other toilets if there are none

>calling me "Mister D" or saying I'm "High in the pecking order" just to mock me.
Tell him to shut the fuck up and that it's not apropriate to say this.

>It's really starting to stir some confusing thoughts in me.
...anon I may have some bad news.

>before the village girls think I'm some kind of homo.
Very bad news, how can I say this.

>>49743072
What the fuck is this kind of solution ? Do I need to say that trying to marry a yook in any way is fucking retarded whatever the situation is ?

>>49743121
>What the fuck is this kind of solution ? Do I need to say that trying to marry a yook in any way is fucking retarded whatever the situation is ?
how is it retarded if its solves literally every problem he outlined in his post? Bob? wont even be within earshot before they catch his scent and tear him limb from limb. his chances of marriage? 100% using this method. his repressed homosexual urges? immediately and thoroughly removed at first contact. rumors of homosexuality? loudly dispelled every single night for the entire village to hear.

>>49743202
The tengu have gotten quite ballsy haven't they?
Manipulating a poor villager to spread their propaganda about marring a dog youkai.
Who do they think would fall for that?

>>49638702 (OP)
Confirmed what?

>>49743202
She'll even give you lots of strong healthy sons
the ears, fangs, and tail are perfectly human traits, honest

Aya took away my phone...

Shit, it smells like wet dog in here.

>>49745196
Confirmed to be my wife

>>49748551
Your wife keeps sexually harassing me, dude. I'm tired of her cat calling me when I'm commuting to work.

>>49748616
Because you are a faceless dude like me, she gets mistaken sometimes

>>49748998
So she thinks all humans look the same?
Typical tengu.

>>49749974
What the fuck did you just say about my racist wife?

>>49750524
>racist
Implying the diffetence between youkais and humans is merely racial. yooks may look like humans but this is because recent tales has tricked men into believing that filthy monsters made and feeding off fears are more humans than they actually are.

>>49750986
as someone that works in the service industry, Youkai have a much stronger claim to humanity than most of the population

Happy day to best journo.

>>49745683
Humans with canine characteristics

>>49753932
More like useless, she's so bad at her job that no one buys her shitty tabloid

>>49754285
You sure you don't want to be this kid?

>>49754285
Why does hopelessly tired Aya makes me so horny? I wonder...

>>49754308
Of course not, Aya with tits is a travesty.

>>49754749
because it shows off her other, infinitely more attractive side, the one thats hardworking, desperate and hopefully a bit more quiet.

>>49754869
what could you possibly like about Aya if not her tits?

>>49745196
to be a baka.

>>49754869
She has big fat tits though, see>>49638725
>>49754890
Why are these hands always black

>>49754890
Her flat.
>>49754907
Fake news.

>>49754923
Shut the fuck up Hatate you're just jealous

>>49754879
>hopefully a bit more quiet
Is it really that important for Aya to be a quiet lady?

>>49754946
she spends most of her time being loud and obnoxious so it helps

>>49754869
Aya is fat! FAT!

>>49754956
>obnoxious
Hey now, that's a bit rude.

>>49754978
yeah, she's abrasive and rude.
hot though, so it's fine

Tengu are know to make people eat shit, does that mean aya is scatophiliac ?

how are you celebrating Aya day?

>>49755414
I masturbated to this>>49753833

>>49754975
well-fed bird

>>49754975
Deliciously plump...

>>49754975
I know she's complaining about the backy stink but I want to believe she's complaining about Aya's stinky pussy.

>>49757161
>I want to believe she's complaining about Aya's stinky pussy.
that would be rich coming from a wolf tengu.

>>49757171
Wolves have very sharp senses of smell unlike birds and keep themselves very clean.

>>49757270
stinky wolf paws typed this post

Don't worry crow tengu and wolf tengu ladies, I love the smell of both your pussies.