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Anonymous No.49638702 >>49638725 >>49638996 >>49639816 >>49642297 >>49660737 >>49666394 >>49745196 >>49792452
Aya
Confirmed!
Anonymous No.49638722 >>49639400
The best tengu
Anonymous No.49638725 >>49638740 >>49640120 >>49754907
>>49638702 (OP)
It was known before...? Unless you mean something else by
>Confirmed!
than the color of panties. But I doubt, considering what is the focus of your picture.
Anonymous No.49638740 >>49638782
>>49638725
It was just a riff on the Hatate thread which has
> acknowledged!
Anonymous No.49638782 >>49713416
>>49638740
>acknowledged!
But that's the old joke with "seesnza acknowledge", isn't it?
Anonymous No.49638996
>>49638702 (OP)
A pure and honest tengu ought to wear pure, honest (and cute) pantsu!
Anonymous No.49639400 >>49639486 >>49639605
>>49638722
Yes, hello? Can I order 500 copies of the Bunbunmaru? Thank you.
Anonymous No.49639486 >>49639498
>>49639400
Oh, are you having a cookout Anon? I'll be there!
Anonymous No.49639498 >>49639553
>>49639486
This sounds more like Sakuya equipping fairy maids.
Anonymous No.49639553 >>49639582 >>49639586
>>49639498
She ought to be happy that someone's getting some use out of it...
Anonymous No.49639582
>>49639553
Excuse me! Bunbunmaru is a highly respectable newspaper throughout Gensokyo! Sure, it might not win the annual tengu competition year after year, but that's due to the fact of other tengu being much more interested in domestic affairs, while the focus of Bunbunmaru are stories of the whole Gensokyo! This in turn makes it however the most beloved news outlet among fairies, humans and other youkai! The questionable practices of the head maid of Scarlet Devil Mansion, likely unconsulted with the Scarlet Devil herself, are not representative of the average reader!
Here, a photographic proof of joint human-fairy(allegedly, a special piece on that in the next extra!)-youkai(in progress) readership.
Anonymous No.49639586 >>49656748
>>49639553
Excuse me! Bunbunmaru is a highly respectable newspaper known throughout Gensokyo! Sure, it might not win the annual tengu competition year after year, but that's due to the fact of other tengu being much more interested in domestic affairs, while the focus of Bunbunmaru are stories of the whole Gensokyo! This in turn makes it however the most beloved news outlet among fairies, humans and other youkai! The questionable practices of the head maid of Scarlet Devil Mansion, likely unconsulted with the Scarlet Devil herself, are not representative of the average reader!
Here, a photographic proof of joint human-fairy(allegedly, a special piece on that in the next extra!)-youkai(in progress) readership.
Anonymous No.49639605 >>49639626 >>49639638
>>49639400
500!?
I mean
Y-yes you sure can
Anonymous No.49639626 >>49639704
>>49639605
Wait a minute
is Aya making fucking bank?!
Shit made me leave my Reimu thread
Anonymous No.49639638 >>49639746
>>49639605
It must be so easy to fluster Aya if you tell her you actually read and buy her newspaper regularly.
Anonymous No.49639704 >>49639723
>>49639626
You didn't know that reporters were rich in Gensokyo? They get showered in money at every other interview with Komachi or Nazrin.
Anonymous No.49639723
>>49639704
Well, I'm glad she's doing well! Even if her success is predicated upon using the personalities and visages of others...
Anonymous No.49639746 >>49639800
>>49639638
Eh... They are constantly reading and referring to Bunbunmaru in LE, just as the most recent example. As much as it is fun to meme about it, apart from few prejudiced individuals like Sakuya, Aya's newspaper isn't that irrelevant to not have a stable readership.
Anonymous No.49639800 >>49640014
>>49639746
Eh, you're right, no argument there. Even in HM the result of your fight gets published in the Bunbunmaru, and it's the only real newspaper that's shown being read by people. At the very least she's doing better than Kakashi spirit news. Still, it's cute to imagine her being flattered by you liking her paper because she doesn't expect it.
A type of flattery that would be more canonical would probably be inflating her already large ego by telling her how much you like her paper.
Anonymous No.49639816
>>49638702 (OP)
Roger!
Anonymous No.49640014 >>49665597
>>49639800
I've said it before and I will said it again: the way to actually make writing people, fiction or non-fiction, like you is not by saying "I was impressed with your text" or "You have a good style", but by showcasing that you've actually read and understood. Ask questions, inquire about some details that were omitted, let them talk more about the subject at hand or allow them to explain some literary trick they've used for their text that they are proud of. As long as your questions aren't critical or doubting, but rather curiosity-driven and putting the author as more knowledgeable than you, they will be very friendly and open to conversation. I saw that in action, I used that myself, it was used on me. It's terrifyingly effective.
Authors crave this kind of meaningful validation. They put work into researching or imagining what they write about and then they put more work into presenting those things in coherent, hopefully interesting manner. This is their craft. Giving platitudes to the text without engaging the meaning of it is like putting a tool or weapon into display window instead of using it, no craftsman would be pleased with that.
I personally saw a representation of that in BAiJR. Look at how Aya's chats there are related to the article about whoever she talks at the time. Sometimes it is because she still tries to uncover the truth (Sakuya, Mokou), sometimes it is because the other party have direct issues with the article (Marisa, Cirno), but most often it seems like a innocent chit-chat initiated by Aya. Great part of it is reporter's curiosity, no denying that, but then you have the talk with Mystia with such lines from Aya:
>You're the first one who hasn't shown any interest in their own article...
>Aren't you even interested in your own article? I rarely see anyone that isn't.
which to me feels like an indicator that Aya went around talking about articles related to the speaker because she expected that they had read at least such article, which in turn meant that she could coax a meaningful engagement from them and feel better about herself and Bunbunmaru.
Anonymous No.49640120 >>49642365
>>49638725
Urge to smell aya feet rising
Anonymous No.49642297 >>49642341 >>49642458
>>49638702 (OP)
Why does Aya always Interview Marisa?
Anonymous No.49642341
>>49642297
Marisa's a very interesting girl. She might be the only person who knows Gensokyo as well as Aya, since they both like to zoom around it at fast speeds. In a few different ways, Marisa is Aya's human counterpart, so interviewing her might be an interesting experience for Aya.
Anonymous No.49642365 >>49643076
>>49640120
Anonymous No.49642458
>>49642297
She's the only one that bothers answering Aya even if half her answers are complete bullshit
Anonymous No.49643076
>>49642365
Who the fuck gave this old crow a phone?
Anonymous No.49645927 >>49648903
mutual resentment
Anonymous No.49647093
Anonymous No.49648903
>>49645927
cute grumps
Anonymous No.49648927
Anonymous No.49649124 >>49649157 >>49649175 >>49660873
GET THE FUCK OFF MY ROOF YOU BITCH I CAN HEAR YOUR SANDALS CLACKING UP THERE
Anonymous No.49649133
she is always watching
Anonymous No.49649157 >>49649175
>>49649124
HEY FUCK YOU
I'M TRYING TO GET PICS FOR MY PAPER
GO GET ANOTHER ROOF
Anonymous No.49649175 >>49649187
>>49649124
>>49649157
Aw great you upset her and now none of us are getting issues of bunbunmaru. Guess I'll have to start stealing them...again.
Anonymous No.49649187 >>49649201 >>49649302 >>49656095 >>49656098
>>49649175
you say it like they're hard to steal
even the people she does deliver them to just toss them out, so you can find them everywhere
otherwise, just go and ask at the scarlet devil mansion, she always delivers huge stacks there because she thinks everyone wants to read it, but the head maid just uses them as rags and things, so she's got way too many spares
Anonymous No.49649201
>>49649187
Please don't let her read this, she's going to cry
Anonymous No.49649302
>>49649187
It's not that they are hard to steal
I steal Reimu's all of the time
It's funny cause started thinking Aya was leaving her out on purpose
But lately I've been trying to make a positive change by getting them the ethical way
Can't do that anymore now...oh well
Anonymous No.49652682 >>49653980
Will Aya write an article about the guy avatarfagging with Marisa in every thread?
Anonymous No.49653791
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Anonymous No.49653962
Anonymous No.49653980
>>49652682
No, Marisa is Aya's friend. Aya likes Marisa.

I like Marisa
Anonymous No.49653990
Total crow tengu death
Anonymous No.49656095
>>49649187
I-I still read Aya's paper...
Anonymous No.49656098 >>49656684
>>49649187
Anonymous No.49656684
>>49656098
koacutie~
Anonymous No.49656748 >>49656840 >>49676981 >>49693485
>>49639586
>Bunbunmaru is a highly respectable newspaper known throughout Gensokyo!
>highly respectable
Anonymous No.49656840
>>49656748
So that's what they meant by "outlet"...
Anonymous No.49659573 >>49660160
Has Aya ever thought of making the switch to televised news? She could be a pioneer and bring the news to the... like one person... who owns a TV in Gensokyo...
Well, okay. Scratch that. Newspapers are better, anyways.
Anonymous No.49660160
>>49659573
Radio came before television… but Kappa would probably have a stranglehold on the singular radio station in Gensokyo so that's something she'll have to work out.
Anonymous No.49660737
>>49638702 (OP)
Aya doesn't wear panties.
Anonymous No.49660785 >>49660799 >>49660803
Why do you wear those shoes Aya? They’re dumb. You look dumb. Midget. You wear them because you’re a midget. Look at this dumb midget crow wearing her stupid getas
Anonymous No.49660799 >>49662063
>>49660785
Idiot, Aya is a tengu, a yokai, not a human, tengus just wear long getas, that's what they do as such. Are you are gonna say next time that she is weird for abducting men and raping them in some moldy cave ?
Anonymous No.49660803 >>49660808
>>49660785
Joke's on you, portable Aya sounds absolutely adorable.
Anonymous No.49660808
>>49660803
The news has never been more available now that you can take Aya with you on the go!
Anonymous No.49660873 >>49661234
>>49649124
"If I were a rich bird..."
Anonymous No.49661234
>>49660873
"Caw cawkraa cawkraa cawkraa cawkraa cawkraa cawkraa caw. All day long I'd sit on top a tree, if I were a wealthy bird!"
Anonymous No.49662034 >>49662119
Aya raped me yet again.
Anonymous No.49662063
>>49660799
All the men will be laughing too hard at Aya’s midget size for them to care about rape
Anonymous No.49662119
>>49662034
This information has been fact checked false.
Anonymous No.49662361 >>49666039
Aya is very rapeable.
Anonymous No.49664134 >>49664135 >>49665587
Anonymous No.49664135
>>49664134
what a bitch
i love her
Anonymous No.49664686
Anonymous No.49665579 >>49665990
Cute outfit!
Anonymous No.49665587
>>49664134
Those shoes would get annoying to hear over time wouldn't they...
Anonymous No.49665597
>>49640014
>I've said it before and I will said it again: the way to actually make writing people, fiction or non-fiction, like you is not by saying "I was impressed with your text" or "You have a good style", but by showcasing that you've actually read and understood
Not if the writer is a performative pseud.
t. performative pseud
Anonymous No.49665990
>>49665579
Shota hunting outfit!
Anonymous No.49666039
>>49662361
With clothes like that I bet you could smell this bird's cloaca from across the room.
Anonymous No.49666394 >>49666613 >>49721413
>>49638702 (OP)
It's confirmed crow tengu want human males as mates! for some reason...
Anonymous No.49666613 >>49666638
>>49666394
This picture makes me horny, for some reason...
Anonymous No.49666638 >>49666645
>>49666613
I think you might like women anon, I'm not sure
Anonymous No.49666645
>>49666638
But that's a bird!
Anonymous No.49666936
Make no mistake anons, the tengu are vile creatures who will try to seduce you and capture you.
Anonymous No.49666990 >>49666991
you will never see this outfit again
Anonymous No.49666991 >>49667001
>>49666990
She would sink straight into the mud.
Anonymous No.49667001 >>49667025
>>49666991
don't worry, tengu are really light. If she gets stuck, you can just lift her up with one hand.
Anonymous No.49667025 >>49667028 >>49671074
>>49667001
Imagine all the things you could do with Aya if she were that light.
Anonymous No.49667028 >>49667033
>>49667025
haha...yeah, imagine...
Anonymous No.49667033 >>49667039 >>49667040
>>49667028
That's a boy in this image.
Anonymous No.49667039
>>49667033
and...?
Anonymous No.49667040
>>49667033
Proof?
Anonymous No.49667777 >>49668082 >>49671103
Aya's boobs are fake.
Anonymous No.49668082 >>49671100 >>49671103
>>49667777
DIGITS OF TRUTH
How will the Bunbunmaru fake news girl respond to these SERIOUS allegations?
Anonymous No.49671074 >>49671288
>>49667025
like?
Anonymous No.49671100 >>49674375
>>49668082
Fake. False. Fabrication.
The only one in Gensokyo with fake tits is Sakuya Izayoi
Anonymous No.49671103
>>49667777
>>49668082
What boobs?
Anonymous No.49671288 >>49674273
>>49671074
Throw her a hundred meters away when she starts pestering you.
Anonymous No.49674273
>>49671288
Imagining myself grabbing Aya by the leg and just spinning her around until I throw her off into the horizon like Mario does to Bowser
Anonymous No.49674375 >>49674737
>>49671100
The evidence says otherwise.
Anonymous No.49674377 >>49674540
imagine if aya was your gf haha
Anonymous No.49674540
>>49674377
I would feel like super human, think about it logically, you are human man with such a high charisma that even non-humans find you attractive.
Anonymous No.49674610 >>49674686
post her lying a big egg
Anonymous No.49674686 >>49674725 >>49678540
>>49674610
Sorry, only have the aftermath.
Anonymous No.49674725 >>49678540
>>49674686
Anonymous No.49674737 >>49676355
>>49674375
God, I love ultraflat Aya SO MUCH
Anonymous No.49676355
>>49674737
That's not flat, that's actually a boy.
Anonymous No.49676981 >>49677024
>>49656748
>trained/training
Does Aya see humans as pets?
Anonymous No.49677024
>>49676981
No she's just very traditional and believes the youkai should be the one who wears the pants in the relationship while the human should be dedicated to serving the youkai.
Anonymous No.49678540
>>49674686
>>49674725
Aya's warm egg!!
Anonymous No.49681303 >>49681367 >>49681467
Anonymous No.49681367 >>49681467
>>49681303
Are you really going to keep slandering Aya and risk not getting her newspapers anymore, anons? Are you REALLY going to resign yourself to having to read... Kakashi Spirit News... for the rest of your life...?
Anonymous No.49681467 >>49681946
>>49681303
>>49681367
I just told her to stop molesting human males!
Anonymous No.49681772 >>49681777 >>49681938 >>49721407 >>49721424
Anonymous No.49681777
>>49681772
ma'am your udders are sagging
Anonymous No.49681938
>>49681772
can i use her tits as punching bags
Anonymous No.49681946 >>49685705
>>49681467
Well of course she's gonna get angry at you for that, you implied she targets adults!
Anonymous No.49685705 >>49685711
>>49681946
What is the sauce on this? I could only find a random Amino post with the same image.
Anonymous No.49685711 >>49685712
>>49685705
oh, pretty sure that's a radiohead one. not really for the faint of heart
Anonymous No.49685712 >>49685741
>>49685711
I CAN TAKE IT
Anonymous No.49685741 >>49685757 >>49685840
>>49685712
Lunatic Udon by Radiohead, it's futa
Anonymous No.49685757 >>49685759
>>49685741
The cottage cheese bit was a little gross, but this was pretty tame ngl
Anonymous No.49685759 >>49685763
>>49685757
i might have been more impressionable 15 years ago
Anonymous No.49685763
>>49685759
These kinds of things were shocking a decade ago, now all of these are just normal fetishes that people have and like
Anonymous No.49685840 >>49687325
>>49685741
Nice. I actually meant to use that one yesterday, but finished before I got to it.
Anonymous No.49687325
>>49685840
TENGU ARE A MENACE
Anonymous No.49691108
dont worry, the pest will trouble us no more.
Anonymous No.49691122 >>49691141 >>49693609
Anonymous No.49691141 >>49692247
>>49691122
Ew, it's soggy now.
Anonymous No.49692247 >>49692357
>>49691141
Aya's boob sweat!
Anonymous No.49692357
>>49692247
I'll take a cup, no, wait, two cups!
Anonymous No.49693485
>>49656748
That's hot, did you make it or take it from somewhere (if so where?)
Anonymous No.49693609 >>49695188
>>49691122
A special offer? what does she mean?
I don't get it...
Anonymous No.49695078
Anonymous No.49695188
>>49693609
Then ask her what the offer is silly !
Anonymous No.49698089
would you marry aya?
Anonymous No.49698098 >>49698111 >>49698123
How old is Aya in Tengu years?
Anonymous No.49698111 >>49698123
>>49698098
She's equivalent to a 42 year old human woman.
Anonymous No.49698123 >>49698129
>>49698098
>>49698111
more like 60s but pretends to be young
ayayayayaya is over a millennium old
Anonymous No.49698129 >>49698134
>>49698123
Ayaya reached menopause before having children...
She is a failure as a woman...
Anonymous No.49698134
>>49698129
youkai don't have menopause
birb will stay fertile forever
Anonymous No.49699037 >>49699053 >>49699194
Beautiful genius!
Anonymous No.49699053 >>49699075 >>49706731
>>49699037
>beautiful genius
(citation needed)
Anonymous No.49699075 >>49699096
>>49699053
Bunbunmaru, boom.
Anonymous No.49699083
I will not buy your paper, woman/bird.
Anonymous No.49699096
>>49699075
Biased source, the subject is regarding the creator of the journal.
Anonymous No.49699194 >>49699210
>>49699037
Looks just like a boy.
Tricking a homo into fucking her would be way easier than seducing a straight guy.
Anonymous No.49699210
>>49699194
Opening soon: Bunbunmaru Conversion Services.
Anonymous No.49700162 >>49700457 >>49700518
Anonymous No.49700457 >>49700518 >>49706703
>>49700162
Anonymous No.49700518
>>49700162
>>49700457
harlot
Anonymous No.49705241 >>49705655
It's over for the bird!
Anonymous No.49705655 >>49705725 >>49707014
>>49705241
what is she doing wrong? does she simply have no lasting appeal? is she unattractive? are the people saying shes just an annoying, intrusive chatterbox with no self-awareness right? what can she do to get her thread past bump limit? Aya cant go on like this.
Anonymous No.49705725
>>49705655
>does she simply have no lasting appeal? is she unattractive? are the people saying shes just an annoying, intrusive chatterbox with no self-awareness right?
Yes, yes, and yes.
Anonymous No.49705737
old and busted
Anonymous No.49706703
>>49700457
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.49706731 >>49706735 >>49706768 >>49707221 >>49707411
>>49699053
Here's your proof!
Anonymous No.49706735 >>49706808 >>49706822
>>49706731
I may be missing context, but couldn't she just flip the container ? Why did she over complicate things ?
Anonymous No.49706768
>>49706731
I hate this bird so much.
Anonymous No.49706808 >>49710887
>>49706735
its a meme on how crows are smart enough to understand displacement
Anonymous No.49706822 >>49707079 >>49710887
>>49706735
It's a common bird intelligence test. The joke is that Aya did it like a bird (which couldn't lift the tube) would do it instead of doing it like a person.
Anonymous No.49707014
>>49705655
I will only be sexually attracted to her if she smokes
Anonymous No.49707079
>>49706822
I want to have Aya watch a fairy do the test the much easier way.
Anonymous No.49707221
>>49706731
Genius yeah…
With that inside the box thinking it's no wonder she's still just a reporter.
Anonymous No.49707411 >>49721393
>>49706731
you're missing a citation for the "beautiful" part
Anonymous No.49710879
Aya raped me again and told me that she won't delete the footage.
Anonymous No.49710887
>>49706808
>>49706822
I know but I fail to see how this is supposed to show that Aya as a genius when she can just lift the thing.
Anonymous No.49711499 >>49714933
Anonymous No.49713416
>>49638782
Yes.
Anonymous No.49714933
>>49711499
Yeah, "miracles".
Anonymous No.49719244 >>49719371 >>49721379
Anonymous No.49719371 >>49732014
>>49719244
Is that from MOP?
Anonymous No.49721379 >>49721426 >>49721498
>>49719244
exhibitionist tengu
Anonymous No.49721393 >>49721394
>>49707411
Seriously? Come on.
Anonymous No.49721394
>>49721393
Well, she's not gonna be beautiful if she's giving me a big sad frown.
Anonymous No.49721407
>>49681772
My wife sexo
Anonymous No.49721413
>>49666394
Sex
Anonymous No.49721424
>>49681772
Aya's aynormous ya's.
Anonymous No.49721426 >>49721498
>>49721379
tautology
Anonymous No.49721498 >>49721696
>>49721379
>>49721426
She's wearing a thong
Anonymous No.49721696 >>49721743
>>49721498
someone has to wash her thongs every week...
Anonymous No.49721743 >>49721755 >>49721763
>>49721696
You think it gets washed?
Anonymous No.49721755
>>49721743
Once a month whether she can smell it or not!
Anonymous No.49721763 >>49721938 >>49726330
>>49721743
I mean, yeah? I gargle them for thirty minutes every day after she comes home from work.
Anonymous No.49721938
>>49721763
I splurted cum on them
Anonymous No.49726330 >>49726343
>>49721763
You're going to get all the diseases like that. All of them.
Anonymous No.49726343 >>49726632
>>49726330
Gargling sweaty used panties full of discharge and whatever other vaginal goop is in there is actually really healthy and recommended by ALL the doctors, ALL of them.
Anonymous No.49726632 >>49726776
>>49726343
My own discharge specifically
Anonymous No.49726776 >>49731303
>>49726632
Aya stop posting
Anonymous No.49728186
A new low for miss SHAMEimaru
Anonymous No.49731303 >>49731693
>>49726776
This is her husband posting
Anonymous No.49731693 >>49739360
>>49731303
Aya is not married
Anonymous No.49732014
>>49719371
Yes
Anonymous No.49737406
Wakey wakey, page 10 and bakey.
Anonymous No.49737613 >>49739201
You may not like it but Tengu are actually derived from Indian bird monster Garuda that carry Vishnu around on their shoulders.
Goes like this India-->China-->Japan
Anonymous No.49739201
>>49737613
Aya's grandma's got it going on
Anonymous No.49739360
>>49731693
Shut up Hatate, you know it's true
Anonymous No.49739452
not too fond of tengu
Anonymous No.49740264
way too fond of tengu
Anonymous No.49740559 >>49740629 >>49741040 >>49743034
Do the tengu have ties to the press of the human village? I'd like to report a case of continued harassment. The newsboy that delivers the Bunbunmaru journal has repeatedly shown up behind my window, watching me. Every time I try running to the window to get my hands on him, he's already gone, like he's INSANELY fast.
I've even been hit by a camera's flash a few times. Now, I have to keep up with this stupid journal just to make sure my pictures don't just get randomly leaked.
Is there any way I can protect myself, or an authority I can report this issue to? Here's a photo of the newsboy in question.
Thanks for the help, /jp/. With Summer heats being particularly nasty, I can't sleep without the window open, but i'm tired of leaving in fear of this homosexual peeping tom...
Anonymous No.49740629 >>49740814
>>49740559
Call him a faggot next time he shows up he will probably be too offended to continue. However.
>Do the tengu have ties to the press of the human village?
I don't get it, is the man supposed to be a yokai ? If that's the case I would call a yokai exterminator immediatly, the maiden at the moriya shrine might be risky being located at the mountain, but there is another exterminator not too far away from the village, at the hakurei shrine, the place might look modest and it's maiden grumpy but she is very good at fighting yooks. If tou really feel in danger you should send someone for you to ask her.
Anonymous No.49740814 >>49740889
>>49740629
I don't believe he's a yokai...
I am simply desperate for counter measures, and the matriarch of our village claims the media is controlled by the tengus. Some people say she's insane or paranoid, but she could be right...
I will consider simply reporting the issue to the shrine maiden. The one you suggest is the red one, right? Didn't look very friendly, but if she's reliable...
Anonymous No.49740889
>>49740814
>The one you suggest is the red one
Yes that's her, post more updates about it if something happens.
Anonymous No.49741040
>>49740559
i saw another person here with the same problem. last i heard from him was that he went up youkai mountain to confront the tabloid that boy worked for, havent heard from him since.
Anonymous No.49743034 >>49743072 >>49743121
>>49740559
""Bob"" here has been driving me nuts with his constant invasion of my privacy. Heck, I can't even take a leak without having this good-for nothing delivery boy taking pictures of my wang!
Recently he's even started to make sly comments when I go to pick it up, calling me "Mister D" or saying I'm "High in the pecking order" just to mock me.
It's really starting to stir some confusing thoughts in me. I want to get him to stop before the village girls think I'm some kind of homo.
Please help me, someone, before my chances of marriage are ruined forever.
Anonymous No.49743072 >>49743121
>>49743034
i've heard that wolf tengu now offer mail order brides.
not only will it solve your marital problems, they're also extremely territorial! the moment that cheeky brat shows his face, your wives will tear him to pieces! go to the kappa mail service at the foot of youkai mountain and mail some of your used underwear to white wolf central guard station. they will find you and consummate the marriage within a few hours to a day depending on when the order arrives.
Anonymous No.49743121 >>49743202
>>49743034
Another one ? Guess he doesn't stick to just one person at a time, also I may be mistaken but you seem to work alongside him, if that's the case complaining to the superiors is probably the most effective solution. But anyway.

>can't even take a leak
Close the door, or find other toilets if there are none

>calling me "Mister D" or saying I'm "High in the pecking order" just to mock me.
Tell him to shut the fuck up and that it's not apropriate to say this.

>It's really starting to stir some confusing thoughts in me.
...anon I may have some bad news.

>before the village girls think I'm some kind of homo.
Very bad news, how can I say this.

>>49743072
What the fuck is this kind of solution ? Do I need to say that trying to marry a yook in any way is fucking retarded whatever the situation is ?
Anonymous No.49743202 >>49744861 >>49745683
>>49743121
>What the fuck is this kind of solution ? Do I need to say that trying to marry a yook in any way is fucking retarded whatever the situation is ?
how is it retarded if its solves literally every problem he outlined in his post? Bob? wont even be within earshot before they catch his scent and tear him limb from limb. his chances of marriage? 100% using this method. his repressed homosexual urges? immediately and thoroughly removed at first contact. rumors of homosexuality? loudly dispelled every single night for the entire village to hear.
Anonymous No.49744861
>>49743202
The tengu have gotten quite ballsy haven't they?
Manipulating a poor villager to spread their propaganda about marring a dog youkai.
Who do they think would fall for that?
Anonymous No.49745196 >>49748551 >>49754894
>>49638702 (OP)
Confirmed what?
Anonymous No.49745683 >>49754269
>>49743202
She'll even give you lots of strong healthy sons
the ears, fangs, and tail are perfectly human traits, honest
Anonymous No.49746828
Aya took away my phone...
Anonymous No.49747336
Shit, it smells like wet dog in here.
Anonymous No.49748551 >>49748616
>>49745196
Confirmed to be my wife
Anonymous No.49748616 >>49748998
>>49748551
Your wife keeps sexually harassing me, dude. I'm tired of her cat calling me when I'm commuting to work.
Anonymous No.49748998 >>49749974
>>49748616
Because you are a faceless dude like me, she gets mistaken sometimes
Anonymous No.49749974 >>49750524
>>49748998
So she thinks all humans look the same?
Typical tengu.
Anonymous No.49750524 >>49750986
>>49749974
What the fuck did you just say about my racist wife?
Anonymous No.49750986 >>49750998
>>49750524
>racist
Implying the diffetence between youkais and humans is merely racial. yooks may look like humans but this is because recent tales has tricked men into believing that filthy monsters made and feeding off fears are more humans than they actually are.
Anonymous No.49750998
>>49750986
as someone that works in the service industry, Youkai have a much stronger claim to humanity than most of the population
Anonymous No.49753833 >>49755428
Anonymous No.49753932 >>49754285
Happy day to best journo.
Anonymous No.49754269
>>49745683
Humans with canine characteristics
Anonymous No.49754285 >>49754308 >>49754749
>>49753932
More like useless, she's so bad at her job that no one buys her shitty tabloid
Anonymous No.49754308 >>49754869
>>49754285
You sure you don't want to be this kid?
Anonymous No.49754749 >>49754879
>>49754285
Why does hopelessly tired Aya makes me so horny? I wonder...
Anonymous No.49754869 >>49754890 >>49754907 >>49754975
>>49754308
Of course not, Aya with tits is a travesty.
Anonymous No.49754879 >>49754946
>>49754749
because it shows off her other, infinitely more attractive side, the one thats hardworking, desperate and hopefully a bit more quiet.
Anonymous No.49754890 >>49754907 >>49754923
>>49754869
what could you possibly like about Aya if not her tits?
Anonymous No.49754894
>>49745196
to be a baka.
Anonymous No.49754907 >>49754923
>>49754869
She has big fat tits though, see>>49638725
>>49754890
Why are these hands always black
Anonymous No.49754923 >>49754928
>>49754890
Her flat.
>>49754907
Fake news.
Anonymous No.49754928
>>49754923
Shut the fuck up Hatate you're just jealous
Anonymous No.49754946 >>49754956
>>49754879
>hopefully a bit more quiet
Is it really that important for Aya to be a quiet lady?
Anonymous No.49754956 >>49754978
>>49754946
she spends most of her time being loud and obnoxious so it helps
Anonymous No.49754975 >>49755871 >>49757157 >>49757161
>>49754869
Aya is fat! FAT!
Anonymous No.49754978 >>49754982
>>49754956
>obnoxious
Hey now, that's a bit rude.
Anonymous No.49754982
>>49754978
yeah, she's abrasive and rude.
hot though, so it's fine
Anonymous No.49755023
Tengu are know to make people eat shit, does that mean aya is scatophiliac ?
Anonymous No.49755414 >>49755428
how are you celebrating Aya day?
Anonymous No.49755428
>>49755414
I masturbated to this>>49753833
Anonymous No.49755871
>>49754975
well-fed bird
Anonymous No.49757157
>>49754975
Deliciously plump...
Anonymous No.49757161 >>49757171
>>49754975
I know she's complaining about the backy stink but I want to believe she's complaining about Aya's stinky pussy.
Anonymous No.49757171 >>49757270 >>49766068
>>49757161
>I want to believe she's complaining about Aya's stinky pussy.
that would be rich coming from a wolf tengu.
Anonymous No.49757228 >>49770046
Anonymous No.49757270 >>49757529
>>49757171
Wolves have very sharp senses of smell unlike birds and keep themselves very clean.
Anonymous No.49757529 >>49774413
>>49757270
stinky wolf paws typed this post
Anonymous No.49757667 >>49762100
Don't worry crow tengu and wolf tengu ladies, I love the smell of both your pussies.
Anonymous No.49761997
Anonymous No.49762100
>>49757667
You can only choose one.
Anonymous No.49764102
cow tengu
Anonymous No.49766068
>>49757171
Aya-san...
Anonymous No.49770046 >>49770233
>>49757228
Where do you guys think she got the camera? How did she learn to use it? How does she power it? Where does she get new rolls for it?
Anonymous No.49770233
>>49770046
Kourindou. Kourindou is the answer to all questions. Either that or she searches for junk coming in from the outside world herself, or the Tengu have specific people that do that and then sell the things they find.
Anonymous No.49771114 >>49773894
Her fluttering skirt is enthralling.
Anonymous No.49773894 >>49773964
>>49771114
One wrong move and she's going to flash everyone her nopan lower half.
Anonymous No.49773964
>>49773894
>One wrong move
Implying it wouldn't be perfectly calculated and rehearsed.
Anonymous No.49774413
>>49757529
wide hips for birthing triplets
Anonymous No.49775644 >>49776180
I want to impregnate this tengu.
Anonymous No.49776180 >>49776203
>>49775644
forgot pic
Anonymous No.49776203 >>49782956
>>49776180
Fuck I posted the wrong pic.
Anonymous No.49780900 >>49782893
WAKE UP YOU LAZY BIRD YOU'RE ON PAGE 10
Anonymous No.49782893 >>49782940 >>49782963
>>49780900
looks like your bird is nowhere to be found, how unfortunate~
Anonymous No.49782940
>>49782893
OMG MOMIJI LOOK OUT!!!
Anonymous No.49782956
>>49776203
UUUOOOOOHHHHH
Anonymous No.49782963
>>49782893
YOU'LL NEVER YIFF ME ALIVE!
Anonymous No.49784097 >>49784099
does she shit on your roof if you don't buy her paper? recently a bunch of birds shat all over my car and i've really had it up to here with avians as a whole.
Anonymous No.49784099
>>49784097
She can shit in my mouth all she wants.
Anonymous No.49788803
Reading Aya's lovely rag all day long...
Anonymous No.49788814 >>49798916
What do you think about Aya's conspiracy theories?
Anonymous No.49792452
>>49638702 (OP)
Thighs should be thicker
Anonymous No.49795725
Aya-chan, your readers are all sleeping today...
Anonymous No.49795959 >>49796082 >>49798293
Hello /jp/. I would like to report on the events, breaches of privacy, and sexual assault i've been a victim of for the better part of July.
I first took it to the closest relative I had that could speak with our village's matriarch. Her incredibly busy schedule and my status as a commoner meant I was unable to speak to her directly. While I do not wish to raise the white flag so soon, I'm less than hopeful that my plight will ever fall on receptive ears.
However, and as it was suggested to me, i've also made an effort to meet with the shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine. A rather dismissive "I'll look into it" is all I got. I do not know how to get the maiden's blessings. I've donated as much as someone of modest upbringing could, I prayed to the Hakurei Gods with the utmost diligence, and yet, here I am...

As you could perhaps surmise from the aforementioned encounter, i'm not quite living a life where I can afford to leave my sweet home & find another like one changes socks. I have spoken about such issues with our village's elders, and at the nearest bar, and while options do exist, it seems rather unwise to move out these days.
In a strange twist of fate, the paperboy's newspaper has proved most valuable in gauging the ability & safety of moving out to another village. While no such things as housing offers are available in it, it seems incredibly up to date on interspecies relations, and right now at least, it would seem that tensions are the highest they've ever been in a while. Every day seems to feature a gruesome headliner about an abducted villager near the outskirts of a nearby village. It's been keeping me up at night, although i'm impressed at my own village's mental fortitude - life seems to be as jolly as ever for them.

Long story short, I don't really know what to do. Things haven't escalated yet, and while I can't say the idea of living with an homosexual peeping Tom my whole life is ideal, perhaps I should accept my fate and rationalize it by comparing to my devoured, tortured, or captured bretherens.
Stay safe, /jp/.
Anonymous No.49796082
>>49795959
Good luck anon
I hope your able to something, anything, about that weirdo peeping tom
Anonymous No.49798293
>>49795959
Homosexuals these days... I've had it up to here with the village matriarch allowing these gayboys to run around freely, unattended. Where'd he get that camera, anyways?! They don't sell those in the village. Did this perv really sneak out to buy one and somehow come back alive? How come no one knows who he is?
My only solace is that I'm not being used as his masturbation material. I don't know how you can even begin to rationalize this.
Anonymous No.49798646
Anonymous No.49798673
Anonymous No.49798916 >>49798969
>>49788814
>Noah's Ark
Aya is familiar with Abrahamic religions?
Anonymous No.49798969 >>49799197
>>49798916
she's over 1000 years old, there's little she doesn't know
Anonymous No.49799197 >>49799203
>>49798969
How to get a boyfriend.
Anonymous No.49799203 >>49799218
>>49799197
Dressing up as a boy certainly isn't working for her.
Anonymous No.49799218 >>49799322 >>49805875
>>49799203
Yeah, she gets a lot of interest from the village gays but they lose it when they realise the trappiest boy of them all is actually female.
Anonymous No.49799322 >>49803112
>>49799218
I was a village gay but the moment she revealed herself as female I became straight
Anonymous No.49801174
Anonymous No.49803112
>>49799322
I was a village gay, I still am. There's nothing appealing about her when she tells you that she's a girl.
Anonymous No.49803497
Inubashiri jackalman
Anonymous No.49805693
What happened, Aya? Why so slow?
Anonymous No.49805875
>>49799218
>the trappiest boy of them all is actually female.
Wait, that cute newsboy is actually a girl?
Fuck, is that why he made me wear that blindfold when he took me to a love hotel?
Anonymous No.49806477 >>49806484 >>49806517 >>49806520 >>49813433
What concerns me is the unusually high number of homosexual present in the village judging from this thread alone.
Anonymous No.49806484
>>49806477
Hey, it's a big place, there's bound to be some fags. Besides, they're safer than everyone else. All the other non-homos have to deal with being tempted by buxom womanly youkai all day, and could very well lose their lives
Anonymous No.49806517
>>49806477
Multiple gay men are present in the village, popular among them is a Newspaper boy who is actually a girl that harrases and stalks men in the village, one of them showed homosexual tendencies, another who was formerly gay became straight because of her, and the apparent inaction from the higher ups about this case, even despite some possible ties in between her and interracial relationships and abductions... I have a schizo theory but, what if the Newspaper tomboy is participating in some kind of opps to straighten the gays at the village ? I'm not sure what does the interacial stuff does here though.
Anonymous No.49806520 >>49806554 >>49807385
>>49806477
it was inevitable. all the straight men are in the wolf barracks nowadays.
Anonymous No.49806554
>>49806520
Soft, loyal WOMEN will always beat out haughty crows who dress up as boys. The crows can barely be classified as girls, mind you, there is barely anything womanly about them
Anonymous No.49807385 >>49808552
>>49806520
it's not like they volunteered (mostly)
Anonymous No.49808552
>>49807385
if they didnt want to be barrack husbands, then why did they cum?
Anonymous No.49808630 >>49808671 >>49808703 >>49808743
guys, I finally had my first sexual encounter with a crow tengu and it was the worst thing I've experienced
All I got to do was penetrate her and she immediately came and passed out. Worst of all, I heard that she went around and bragged about how good at lovemaking she was and how she blew my mind.
Anonymous No.49808671 >>49808698 >>49811350
>>49808630
Why do I smell dog?
Anonymous No.49808698
>>49808671
Aya when she sees my tiny penis
Anonymous No.49808703 >>49809004
>>49808630
aya isn't called the fastest in gensokyo for nothing
Anonymous No.49808743
>>49808630
This is my fetish, please get the number of the nearest crow so I may collect my single jiggle crow
Anonymous No.49809004 >>49810477
>>49808703
Yeah, the fastest at making me cum
Anonymous No.49810477
>>49809004
yes, that's what he said
Anonymous No.49811350 >>49812424
>>49808671
Human men spend so much time in white wolfs' beds that they start smelling like them.
Anonymous No.49812424
>>49811350
No one even knows what crows smell like, because no one would ever even want to have sex with them
Anonymous No.49812600
Someone please dispose of the regiment of mutts currently present in this thread.
Anonymous No.49813433 >>49813561
>>49806477
The villagers evolved high rates of homosexuality to avoid being tricked by the numerous youkai who could easily disguise themselves as human women.
Anonymous No.49813561
>>49813433
It's true. Being gay is a survival trait. You're a straight guy and there's at least a 50/50 chance the cute girl you're talking to is actually an anthropophagic evil monster from the depths of human nightmare. You like men, mostly you just meet other human dudes. And so the anthropophagic evil monsters from the depths of human nightmares start disguising themselves as the ultimate weakness of all gay men (the twink).
Anonymous No.49813639 >>49813651
Aya raped me and gave my ass a slap afterwards...
Anonymous No.49813651 >>49813717
>>49813639
That means you're the wife...
Anonymous No.49813717 >>49816353
>>49813651
Holy shit really? How can I become a tengu wife too?
Anonymous No.49816353 >>49816546
>>49813717
You already are one, you're just waiting for your rapist to arrive
Anonymous No.49816546 >>49817410
>>49816353
I thought tengu were supposed to be fast. She's taking forever.
Anonymous No.49817410 >>49824381
>>49816546
It's a logistical nightmare, please wait warmly.
Anonymous No.49822671 >>49824438
Aya's thread dying 7 posts from bump limit, you hate to see it
Anonymous No.49822688 >>49822744 >>49827424
I love my wife, I didn't think I need to say it again
Anonymous No.49822744
>>49822688
Personally I'd find opportunity to say it as often as possible
Anonymous No.49824381
>>49817410
>It's a logistical nightmare
Are you implying that she's a serial rapist?
Anonymous No.49824438 >>49825231
>>49822671
It would have been a very Aya way to go.
Anonymous No.49825231
>>49824438
Falling off at the end, tragic!
Anonymous No.49825249 >>49825314
Will this thread die one post away from autosage ?
Anonymous No.49825314
>>49825249
No
Anonymous No.49825386 >>49825393
Yippee! She made it!
Anonymous No.49825393 >>49825398
>>49825386
Did she get a boyfriend though
Anonymous No.49825398
>>49825393
No, the homos didn't want her.
Anonymous No.49826252
I can't believe Aya is going to die!
Anonymous No.49826990 >>49827972 >>49831123
Anonymous No.49827424 >>49827825
>>49822688
but does she love you?
Anonymous No.49827825
>>49827424
Of course
Anonymous No.49827972
>>49826990
Aya is tiny.
Anonymous No.49830330
This is the end miss Shameimaru.
Anonymous No.49831123 >>49831241
>>49826990
What the crow doin?
Anonymous No.49831241
>>49831123
Stealing a moonstacy's husband, obviously.