https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT1LrlEnqco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oedubnpmcz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjOELVWGaDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3chOzG-TF-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q49crs41dw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JwSSdfZ2Go
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>>496491239 years ago she was cleaning bathrooms in her MVs and now she finally gets to relax in them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzU00BsHr1o
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>>49647426going somewhere cool with AKIRA
>>49649244>>49649248bet you an ice-cold ano-cola you couldn't tell who the girl in OP even is
>>49649266+1 ice-cold ano-cola added to your account
I'm tired
Don't even want to look at idols
>>49649277have an ice-cold ano-cola!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCOo43sDHqQ
I would rather die of thirst
>>49649288apologies for having this slip out of the mvs/video OP
>>49649289have a red-hot ruka-dong!
Interview:
https://natalie.mu/music/pp/ylmlm
>I'm glad that people like the current Yurumerumo! music and members. But in the end, it's difficult because Ano-chan is such a great presence.
>>49649317She lives rent free in their minds.
would you rather be a former member of yurumerumo, or a current member?
seems like ano casts a bigger shadow on the former
just because she's in a wheelchair doesn't mean she would settle for a loser like you
>>49649293i know nobody cares about cubelic but that remix song was a banger that was probably the best mv in the last thread and it went completely unnoticed
i just know i want to be ano so bad
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>>49649176actually the beach would be too warm
>>49649289ice cold ano cola is the only thing that she doesn't need to sell me on it's the best soda that there is as long as it's the good one with the cane ugar and not corn syrup poison.
i don't always drink soda but when i do i drink ice cold ano cola
>>49649403>probably the best mv in the last thread and it went completely unnoticedsuch is the nature of /alt/ groups
>>49649411I love that she has a healthy body and eats properly
also i just noticed that i have had a bottle of that mizkan rice vinegar in my pantry this whole time. it's truly a miracle. hail ano.
still gotta find that ketchup sauce
>>49649123good looking groutwork
We are in July already?!?
she keeps promising luck and happiness but it hasn't worked yet. i'm going to have to go back to harvesting souls i suppose
>>49649104 (OP)i look like this
>>49649104 (OP)she should have asked for a less awful haircut and dyejob for her birthday
Gumo thread!! Another beautiful day to post my beautiful wife Riri!!
>>49649861Riri >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ella
Japanese idol eating donut
excuse me I need to go get a Life Card
>>49650170been enjoying her switch 2 videos
^
What /alt/ idol group is she in?
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Next OP should be a kpop OP. That is the next phase of /alt/.
I'm disappointed in myself for not saving her new succubus photo that she deleted earlier today. Hopefully, she re-uploads it someday.
>>49649356She won't have other option. I will become the center of her world if not her world. I will make her depend on me. I will pay for my sins by devouting the rest of my life to her. I will make her cut her ties with the rest of the world. I will protect her. She. Will. Save. Me.
Her lips reminds me of Elle Lee's. So I get a a bit horny when I see her on my feed.
Idols i follow conspired to stop posting selfies these past 2 days
So i'll just post some disgusting whore here
/alt/ is dead, nice to see you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c5tBnwRj1g
the fuck, they even auto-dub music?
>>49650761i saw those but i didn't save them because i don't care about her too much. she's just a nice change of pace because she's a fat whore as opposed to all the skinny whores
>>49650788i think she would rather take the stairs
>>49651168that's not auto dubbed they uploaded a dub track
>>49649557fuck off you dumb pedo
Is Kozue poster a pedo?
She does look like a 13yo
>>49651451how did you equate kozue with that possibly underage skank?
there is nothing sexual about kozue she's just cool and funny.
there us a line that nobody here seems to understand about posting kids and lewding kids so i generally don't post any kids if i can help it because there are too many twisted perverts here.
>inb4 all the baloney from the pedos
kozue is cool and funny that is all (bob)
i dont care if the girl you post is a 1000 year old dragon, if she has the body of a child you are a pedo simple as
Nemless has a body of an 11yo kid, yet you said that she's sexy
>>49651549exactly what i'm talking about there is a difference between posting and lewding but everyone here is too stupid to know the difference. i don't lewd idols unless they are asking for it by acting all slutty and they are over 20 and even then i'm usually not truly lewding them just observing their behavior.
the list of idols i have spilled seed to is extremely exclusive like less than 5 and i have been here for more years than that.
>>49651549they either are a child, or they are not
the people who post children should be banned on sight
>>49651581>the list of idols i have spilled seed to is extremely exclusive like less than 5Any number above 0 makes you a disgusting pervert
>>49651595while i agree with that in principle there is a grey area in idol because there are mixed groups. what do you consider a child, 18? 20?
there is a hard limit of 15 here and sometimes that gets pushed a bit.
when a /main/poster is all "wym i'm just posting this 12yo in the daisy dukes with her tits hanging out and adding her name like *****!!!! but i'm totally not lewding her, you must be a pedo to even think that"
it's very obvious and gross and they aren't fooling anyone.
nobody is getting banned for anything they should be getting banned for here anyway the janitors are completely useless
>>49651600so be it. some of these mid-20s gravy girls are pretty damn hot though.
>>49651615That makes it even worse
If you're gonna masturbate to alt at least choose some "unconventionally attractive" girls with fucked up teeth
>>49651620no sorry i have eyes to see and if they haven't ever done gravure then i respect their wishes to not be lewded.
Sometimes those fake idol accounts are hilarious
Like yesterday i had a message from "Golipop Record" offering a meeting with a divorced woman
At least those bots are smart enough to know that I'm into hags
finally got a job bros, unfortunately its in Tokyo and not Osaka but we'll deal with that
Which family mart?
I'll come to say hi
Kira doing some more tasty gravy
https://x.com/Kira_KMYD/status/1939991865182626108/photo/1
>>49651723saar do not redeem
yoloz cute boy mogumoguing donuts
>>49653161just made a slighty better quality version of that but whatever
>>49651708did you accidentally follow it and get a dm? i only ever did that once when the spoof accounts first started but now i can spot them easily. they copy the first dozen or so posts from the account they are spoofing but if you scroll down it turns into naked hags
>>49651960cute
>>49652414she is really trying hard to keep people from talking about her eating disorder
>>49651424>>49652894Good Kanokos but did she suddenly go back to blonde? That's no good I liked the black hair
happy bifrthday to the original /alt/ gravy queen
>>49653448she really lost the tism like that anon said didn't she? she seems prettier but i liked when she was goofy
>>49653420Why would i follow Golipop?
Candy reposts everything anyway
I have open message requests
>>49653483Can't lose what you never had nor has she stopped acting goofy.
>>49653466did you buy her new photobook?
>>49653529ok but what about the hedgehog?
>>49653512hedgehog
https://youtu.be/MaejW1eJc-E
>>49653512>big old row of scars on her armi can fix her
>>49653547buy?
>>49653611it's the act of exchanging money for goods and services
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtV4WpirRIw
summer walnuts
>>49653554I thought the same thing but she said it was her brother's. However she owns a mouse, gerbil or chinchilla or whatever that thing is.
https://youtu.be/wW1dWQLk77M
>>49653655>her brother's hedgehogthat's what they all say
>>49653690strange creature of the night
>>49649637Should have first went and baptized yourself in the waters of Lake Titicaca.
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I wanna be baptized and reborn in the holy bath waters of AKIRA
>>49654021where's the giant wall of flowers and balloons that spell out her name (sometimes misspelled) that idols usually get for their birthday?
>you will never go back in time and recieve a 2k yen handjob from pudding
why live?
I can a handjob to myself for free
Mimimiyu left lucy and so did some others so they are doing an audition for new members.
Their producer also walked so aya is now the producer.
>>49653594this is my first time listening to a jpop idol song ever
>>49653633...meisa heso...!
https://youtu.be/NN0O8uNR9x0
>>49653594She must have just really hated MOOOVE and the direction of that group.
>>49654138i too noticed the heso
>>49654103what did you think
>>49654253it's ok, it sounds like an anime opening
>>49654088wish they would say what happened when these groups blow up like that. it ought to be a red flag for new applicants.
>>49654237yeah obviously. they were trying to get her to strip but she is pure except for the brother
>>49654644I gotta get one of those barf angel plushies they're so cool you can dress them up in different costumes. i hope they get restocked soon.
>>49654644where the McDano meal at?
>>49654698yeah those are cool too they don't have them in stock either. god why must everything be so limited!? i just want all the goods so bad!
they are selling loli robokyun outfits for the barf angel at the concert but they aren't selling the plushies and there are no fumos either it's so lame why are they making it so hard for me to give ano all my money. fuck this gay earth
I want you to stop samefagging
>>49654720here. she's pooping.
we are all naught but ants living in the shadow of ano
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oh fuck yes the fumo isn't at the official store it's at the popup store but they have an online outlet too. it's only 4378 what a steal. i'm getting one.
still really want that barf angel
I always wanted a revolver
>>49654843revolvers look cool but they suck compared to a semi auto. double action trigger pull throws your aim off sometimes it's unnecessary
did ano really plat the glock as an instrument in ylmlm ?
She plays executive cock as an instrument
>>49654856Don't need much aim to blow your brains out
Only thing i can buy is a shotgun, that's not elegant like a revolver
I once again must humbly request the webm of akira pointing a toy gun to her head and pulling the trigger while laughing
>>49654868is that a percussive or wind instrument, technically
>>49654875well it does the trick better it's pretty much impossible to fuck up blowing your brains out with a shotgun. i mean i doubt you would fuck it up with a .357 magnum either but a shotgun is the gun of choice for that job. i don't really want anyone to find my body so i'm debating if i want to carry a shotgun out into the middle of the forest but i probably will
want to go to costco with pudding and eat samples of pizza bites and mixed nuts
>>49654910Doing it with a shotgun is too cliche
Like japanese girls trying to kill themselves with meds
>>49654929thank you but no not quite, she's sitting at a dressing room table by herself, laughing while pulling the trigger
could have been something I dreamt up, but I'm 90% sure it was real and saved from /alt/ & deleted it without backing it up. It had to have been from around the same time.
I was manually going through each previous /alt/ thread on warosu ctrl+fing webms and mp4s, made it all the way back to #1028 before taking a break
>>49654947the classics are the classics for a reason.
meds isn't a bad way either as long as you have the right meds idk what those "sleeping pills" the japanese girls always try to kill themselves with are but they don't seem too effective. they really try to keep the japanese from offing themselves i had to go to a pharmacy just to buy ibuprofen there.
the whole idol industry is just built on trying to keep salarymen from roping so they can be slaves to keep the mechanations of society running
>let's do our best to live today!!!>durrr okay...
>>49655031>let's do our best to live today!!!Some idols say this stuff genuinely
I appreciate it
>>49655061you forgot the durrr
>>49655350me on the... nevermind neither of those are me
Miyu Kishi's huge tiddies.
>>49655406There they are.
how do I become a nipple inspector for japanese gravure?
>Good morning. It's a hassle waking up
>>49655510tell me about the new ylmlms
and who's the red one she seems like fun
vt.tiktok.com/ZSBYAY42N/
wth with the comments
>>49655570seems like your average idol's tiktok comments section
some people being rudely horny in japanese, mexicans spamming emojis, thai people speaking in squiggles, one or two english speakers, etc.
one or two english speakers being cringe as fuck*
>>49655583all of tik tok is cringe, my oshi and plenty other idols are obviously on there but I will never make an account
>>49655580I didn't know that japs likes to memeing an AV debut to any idol.
>>49654366only time this uggo looked decent
>>49655535raki is the purple one.
she looks like ano.
>>49655570swaying her hips is the only dance she knows how to do isn't it
fight
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>>49655535Watch and be enlightened. Red is Makoto, who is fun. Blue is Meari with perfect legs. Green is Nani with perfect smile. Orange is Heso, class clown. Pink is Nerun class weirdo. Purple is Raki the Luckyโข
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdPGkzlWLlo
it's 9:12 am. well past the start of the workday so why is my ano fumo order not being put in?
holy ano please zap that lazy salaryman slave and get him to order me that fumo right now!
amen
they're probably doing calisthenics or having a team building meeting or some stupid shit.
going around bowing to each other for 20 minutes.
get to work!
>>49655486tell me about it. i hate waking up.
>mfw i woke up again today
Gumo thread!! Another beautiful day to post my beautiful wife Riri!!
don't say i didn't warn you riri
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we all know you are impersonating his posts now fuck off
got that fumo.
it's so cute.
hail ano.
>>49651161I remember an insta live she was doing like back in 2018 when she was in TTT where she started showing off stuff of her days as a chidol. Like dvds and photobooks. I did a couple of screenshots but i cant seem to find them...
>>49655983gtfo kpoptranny
>>49655680Lol lmao even
So this raki the lucky was actually from ylmlm and trying to replace ano
>>49656176umm no. ano is irreplaceable everyone knows that. raki just looks like ano so that's pretty cool
Yes, Colne. I will do my best!
>>49656243do no such thing. you must fail spectacularly so that she can succeed
Kanoko is running around in a bikini tits bouncing all over the place not a guitar in sight. Shameful.
>>49656262we're so fucking back
look at all them fumos.
i bet that place is gonna be a madhouse. a thousand ano wannabes pulling each others bobs and clawing each others eyes out for the chance to buy as much as they can.
>>49656272here
https://x.com/kano_official_k/status/1940241197886579184
>>49656160I'd love to be one of those semi-pro cameraman ojisans at idol shows but instead I'd be looking through opera glasses or maybe binoculars
Your wife, m*caque, I mean, my cock.
>>49656329bonus husbando anons we tried to take individual photography session activities with /our wife/ yet again.
Pinoco's Pinoco is still fat.
there is a fumo thread on this board right? are they cool? when i get my ano fumo should i go there and post about it all day? will i be welcome? i don't know anything about fumo culture i don't want to get made fun of.
its not a real fumo you sperg
woah ok i just browsed that thread and i know way too much about fumo culture now. that was scary.
>>49656418thank ano. i do not think i want to be associated with real fumos
What a shit morning
>>49655694Heso is the tomboy
>>49656509it's Tim's butt
>>49656440 Whore sure has been taking lots of photos lately hiding the belly.
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My dear oshi is too honest
It feels weird, like reading a dairy
>>49656701tamuco supremacy
This place is fine. This is not your thread btw, you have no saying here.
>>49656243like a HEROINE from a video game
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1940413894880530432/vid/avc1/960x1280/VJ8bs_0FavNoW4-l.mp4
https://youtu.be/iWSbPRVZBq0
This thread a who can post the ugliest girl contest or something?
Someone hurry up and post riri
>mfw anon didn't wake up today
Nemless is collabing with vtumors
All is lost
>>49658450cute tall autism run
not sure what meisa and maple were doing, sarcastically playing an invisible violin?
hope this cute retard doesn't kick my ass!
fuuka's funbags: second print edition
>>49658498nene had to fake play a violin for the new costume photoshoot and had a really hard time doing it, the rat helped her tho
>>49658145> seasidebikini gravure pb soon
Summer is always so dead when it comes to proper alt lives
idols are too busy smashing watermelons at the beach with their watermelon-smashing stick, catching bugs in a grassy open field somewhere in the middle of downtown tokyo, and browning themselves in the sun
maybe going to aquariums with their older brothers too
Or sitting at home, being depressed and melting from heat(because ac is broken)
They always have broken ACs
Or chugging a lot of cold beers eating some instant ramen/yakisoba.
>>49658703I can fix them
the idols, I mean, not the AC units
You ain't fixing anything
well, I'm no dr kim that's for sure
https://youtu.be/WRfMmCHFzuI
This tranny that keeps posting kslop, why herd?
>>49658276it's just normal tiktok dancing. azuazu is not autism at all.
the new song sounds pretty sweet i like that it is not dumb genki
>>49658935that video tried to make them seem very fast but you can tell they aren't very fast
https://youtu.be/sUEGPYZjmC0
I don't know why she ended a big post about her recently deceased acquaintances with ใพใใญใผ
And why she spent most of it on how she never really liked one of them
>>49658420he said riiiriii not illit
>>49659085goodgirl saving it for me
>>49659264Dunno why the idols like to go to LA except to go to Disneyland. LA sucks. The only thing LA is good for is accidentally stepping in a pile of human feces.
>>49659289poor creeps and tabloids couldn't check what they are doing out there
https://youtu.be/aqDW-uVYwTE
>>49659317don't even know who that is but they are all going to have hepatitis by next week
>>49659054are they adding more people since half the group just quit?
>>49659040it's called a eulogy
>>49659382Never heard a eulogy where most of is so negative about the dead person
Dunno, these blogs are extremely depressing sometimes
thinking about them ano fastballs
>>49659453flame euligies are the best kind especially if they are by a drunk
thinking about them ano fumos
>ใงใ็ฅๆงใใใๅฐใใ ใใๆๆใใใซใใฆๆฌฒใใใงใใ
>ๆฅใซๅธๆใ่ฆใใใฎใใใใฆๆฌฒใใใ
>ๆใใๆฐๆใกใใใฃใจๅขใใพใใใ
Time to go buy that shotgun
Talking bout myself
But it would be very scary if idols could buy real shotguns
all idols should have shotguns.
or rocket launchers
>>49659580who are you even quoting here?
i don't think this is an idol but wow what an awesome name
https://youtu.be/xmS9pb-FUE0
>>49659696The woman i love
>>49659797Oh yes yes yes.
that kpop looks dumb af she didn't even do a decent job on that makeup style.
you have awful taste.
you'll hate everything as long as its from K and not J
idgaf except that it's completely irrelevant to this thread and kpop sucks. if you love her so much then post her in the thread she belongs in and don't post such an ugly picture.
gonna need to see these girls' birth certificates, passports and family history to make sure there are no ์ฌ์ผ ํ๊ตญ in our midst
>>49659289it's the ohtani effect
>>49659378Presumably, might take a few months
There's no K board, such is life and here we are
>>49660236stop posting children, pedo
>>49660269>There's no K boardbro
>>>/mu/126901258>>>/mu/126860415>>>/mu/126900581>>>/mu/126899999>>>/mu/126899337>>>/mu/126898634and then on /bant/
>>>/bant/22851037and then various threads of "asian women" on /s/ and /hr/
>>49660663>trannies love surgery addictswow what a surprise
WaSuta? World Standard? Yeah, they cute.
Really gonna test the janny.
>>49660957Finally a cute Japanese girl.
Too young to have a boyfriend.
Gumo thread!! Another beautiful day to post my beautiful wife Riri!!
The flames of Empagumi will burn eternally, so it says.
>>49660957/main/sama I kneel
She's so cute <3
Wish she had a dick though.
i like the idols, the problem is they don't like me
>>49661365do you give them money? they have to pretend to like you if you give them money
>>49661557yes I'll have the ruka cream pie special thank you
>>49659947she looks great. get your eyes checked
>>49661568That's a fucking cool shirt.
>>49661568she looks so comfy and slightly smug
like a house cat
>>49661627cool shirt for a cool gal
>wake up
>check /alt/
>report illegal korean immigrants to the authorities
>nothing is done about it
>go back to sleep
not all heroes wear capes
>>49661649grow some balls
>>49661671what is that supposed to mean? there's nothing you can do about it except for that
i'm going to the fumo thread. i can't wait to get my ano fumo so i can go post about how ano is more powerful than cirno
im back from the fumo thread. my balls aren't big enough for that place
>>49658614no she's waiting to board the ship
My specialty coffee roaster is late with delivery, i'm dying here
What are some coffee idols? Latte idols don't count
>>49661774BOSS drinks black coffee.
Lots of idols have been on a black coffee kick recently
>>49660957japan is healing
>>49661859Moe is very good singer
I just find it ironic everytime heroines posters post you guys call them spam and they rarely post.
Why are you talking about yourself in third person?
>no one talking about or complaining about heroines
>complains about alleged complainers out of nowhere
Is this man retarded?
Enjoying some Ebichu live videos
its official, job acquired
until there's a /HEROINES/ i'll continue to post them here
>>49662373Cutie in the back
Yurapico and August linked up, need it or keep it?
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1940710308730789888/vid/avc1/720x960/G0RW8lofYprnr9c5.mp4
Yura-Aug is such a terrible name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm81d9DdiPQ&t=237s
I love idols but I'm looking for an alternative....
>you don't have to wait for the ship anon
>just dump yourself into the ocean with all the other garbage
>the sea swallows all
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