pɐǝɹɥʇ ɐɾᴉǝs

>>49651820 (OP)
Canon NTRhu

>>49652247
Go away /v/hu trash.

>>49652494
NTRbroken

>>49652441
Illegal boobies

>>49652636
They are better than legal tits

>>49652736
But are they good because they are illegal, are they illegal because they are good or are they good besides being illegal ?

My second-favorite touhou.

>>49653116
Look how tiny she is
Its like she's asking to be molested

>>49653324
Would an amanojaku enjoy being molested or am I misinterpeting how they function?

>>49653405
They would molest you, only if they think you won't like it.

>>49653536
Well I would HATE to be on the receiving end of a naizuri from a shitty amanojaku like Seija.

>>49653405
>Would an amanojaku enjoy being molested
Probably not, but that's not going to stop me
Seija will be molested

>>49653536
Haha that would be horrible! I can't think of anything worse! Except maybe >>49653813 how terrible haha! ha

Haha I sure would find it quite vexing if Seija were to go out with me but ultimately end up enjoying the nice girthy penises of various swarthy strangers while I watch haha

I like how Seija's a bad influence on Shinmy.

>>49654211
I'd argue Shinmyoumaru is a worse influence on Seija than at this point, considering Seija was happy to let the fireworks festival in GoU go on uninterrupted until Shinmyoumaru convinced her to join her

>>49654233
I completely forgot Shinmyoumaru was the one who suggested crashing the festival completely unpromted. That just makes their friendship funnier to me.

>>49654267 (me)
I took some time to reread it to refresh my memory and there's some really cute little details and panels. I also found it funny that Sekibanki decided she was too cool for the fireworks festival but was okay with crashing the party with Shinmyoumaru and Seija. It wasn't to hurt people or even scare them, it was just to show off how long she could stretch her neck.

There are few thoughts more dreadful, more insomnia-inducing, more stomach-churning than... I can scarcely put it to words... What I DESPISE the most is the idea of... A LOVING MARRIAGE WITH KIJIN SEIJA! OH THE HORROR! THE SHEER DEPTHS OF MY HATRED FOR THIS PARTICULAR SCENARIO! The only thing worse than that would be... CREATING A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY OF HALF-AMANOJAKU CHILDREN! AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

>>49654440
I wish this retard was real, I would move the heavens and earth themselves just to get to Japan and get the jaku.

>>49654440
>HALF-AMANOJAKU CHILDREN
Thinking about how they'd turn out is a fun mental exercise.

>>49654488
Liminal state when at least one side from which such being descends thrives on dichotomies to be reversed sounds miserable.

>>49652773
I don't know!

>>49654440
Not only getting shackled forever to a youkai, but a 'jaku no less

>>49654725
I bet you married a youkai as problematic as an amanojaku

Amanojaku? More like amanojackass. I miss this artist.

>>49651820 (OP)
Jackalman loves those girl
Seija too

>>49652247
Tears streaming down my face as Seija forces my cock into another hu after I told her I'd never even consider being disloyal to her!

The /v/trash is still trying to shit up the thread.

>>49661218
No, I just find that malicious compliance is the best way to deal with shitposters.

>>49661252
Just as Seija would do. Maybe. Possibly. Not sure.

why do you hate Seija?

>>49661387
I hate Seija because I saw her double-dip a tortilla chip at a party. Also because she leaves her grocery carts lying in the parking lots of the stores she goes to. She could use the carts to easily carry the stuff she stole but she choses to leave them in the parking lots.

>>49661387
I hate Seija because of her personality. I find her contrarian attitude thoroughly unendearing. She's also revoltingly ugly. And I hate that stupid dress of hers with all the arrows and the upside-down ribbons. Don't even get me started on Impossible Spell Card. What a shitshow of a game that is. Terrible theme as well! She's the worst 2hu, no competition.

I hate Seija because she doesn't wash her hands after using the bathroom.

What movies would you guys watch with Seija? I get the feeling she'd like Irreversible.

>>49666759
Pic related. I would slowly pavlov the jaku to accept interspecies love. I would make her consume lots of yokai x human content. My propaganda would make the tengu propaganda look like a joke; we would make a lot of half-jaku, half-human babies once she had fallen for it.

>>49666759
I'll just put on something absolutely terrible. She'll enjoy it and I'll enjoy making fun of it.

smelly jaku

Are you losin', son?

>>49676027
yes, I mean no, I mean, uh, fuck

I wish the artist uploaded these in higher resolution. The art's quite good.

She's so cringe; I hate her.

>>49676027
Seija when you respond to her pregnancy scare with celebration instead of fear

Love ya Jackalman <3

>>49681757
Cute!

>>49681757
can youkai even get pregnant?

>>49683912
Rinnosuke's half-human, half-youkai so yeah.

>>49683912
Love will find a way, if you want it to
Love will find a way, love will find a way for me and you

>>49684124
I hate Seija's hideous smile!

>>49684124
I HATE Seija's hideous smile!

I gotta say, i'm genuinely appreciative of how normal Seijabros seem to be.

>>49685406
I was looking through some recent Seija threads and I think we just got lucky this time. More than a few devolved into cuckposting and ERP.

>>49685539
Guess i spoke too soon then. Still, i'm glad this thread has been nice at least.

>>49685539
Much like with Hatate threads and in the past Ran threads, its just one /r9k/ refugee who hates touhou

having a HUGE family with Seija...

Destroying the reputation of the TD cast with Seija!

>>49684124
Seija can hardly believe that someone would like her so much that they'd want another one

Not sure why I saved this considering I never bait for (you)s but at least I can post it in a Seija thread.

>>49686008
habeeb it

>>49685674
That wouldn't be good for gensokyo

>>49688868
Gensokyo's a shithole anyway.

>>49688868
I, for one, welcome our new jaku overlords.

>so many half-jakus flood Gensokyo that being evil becomes the default which makes them all become good out of contrarianism
Or maybe they just become a new mook race like fairies, I dunno.

playing tboi with seija

>>49692839
She's genuinely really fun to play as in the Reverie mod. I end up taking so many items with her that i'd normally skip when playing as other characters because of how fun and creative her passive buffs to low quality items are.

>>49692839
Oh shit I haven't played tboi in years. I guess this gives me a reason to boot it up again.

>>49693633
play it with her!

>>49692888
>>49695395
Holy shit you were not kidding

>>49696259
Wait until you see what you can do with The Poop.

>>49696259
The fuck this character is awesome !

Double Dealing Character? I hardly know her!

She is eating the soup.

Seija in her Summer clothes.

flip

New Vector Spectacle chapter any day now; i feel it in my bones.

seija mom

>>49716391
sagume these nuts

>>49707206
I don't really care for shimmy x seija but the art is so ridiculously good that I can't help but love Vector Spectacle.

>>49718620
The paneling is insanely creative too. There's a lot going on in any given panel but everything flows really naturally and there are some nice gags that make use of said paneling. From a purely technical perspective it's a top notch manga.

The Seija thread won't be killed by the /v/trash spam.

>>49721277
She'll dodge the spam just like she dodged those impossible spell cards.

>>49721354
And so she did. Their threads are gone :D

>>49721277
she's too strong for that

>>49684124
I EAT AT CHEZ NOUS

Wife Seija Series is so good.

>>49731255
why is this seija so fucking sex

>>49734337
I can't believe it took one person for everyone to realize how good of a wife Seija would be.

>>49735001
I can't quite describe it but Seija being depicted as a modern punk just works. Her outfit, the way she's wearing it off-shoulder, the expression, the casual and playful (or outright malicious) flipping-off, etc. It just works. I need more Seijas like that in my life.

>>49731255
>>49737307
I want this Seija to call me a racial slur and spit at my face.

>>49737360
Do youkai have racial slurs for humans?

>>49737637
If you believe JJCAT is a serious thing then the Tengu have a slur for humans but that's neither here nor there.

>>49737637
Dunno about Youkai and humans. They don't have much history to develop real slurs.
Youkai and Youkai though, oh boy. Tanuki and Kitsune, Tengu and Oni, earthly and heavenly Kami. From A to Z, I tell you that! And Seija knows 'em all.

fuck seija

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK5EEtvWl88&ab_channel=%E6%9A%81Records
thoughts?

>>49742174
Not a fan of Akatsuki Records (they're solid but not my cup of tea) but I think Stack is a great vocalist and the homage to Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes (heh) in the middle there was a cute touch.

>>49742174
it's aight

>>49742174
>>49742373 (me)
The artwork is cute too. The artist(s) AR works with are pretty good.

>>49739897
why?

>>49743988
Maybe he meant it sexually.

>>49743988
why not?

>>49745835
The good ending.

If a sleeping amanojaku falls from a branch in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

>>49745835
What is it about her that makes her so wifeable?

>>49754602
Gap moe perhaps?