"I have four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening. What am I?"

>>49652428 (OP)
A nigger

jesus fucking christ I LOVE NAREKO

>>49652428 (OP)
>three legs in the evening
A futa.

>>49652428 (OP)
>What am I?
A Dosojin!

smug dork in need of riddle correction

>>49652538
Correct!
>>49652577
Go ahead and post your best riddle, dude.

What if it turns out the thing she's guarding is the fourth Sage of Gensokyo?

>>49652974
You give zun too much credit

>>49652974
*What if it turns out she is the fourth Sage of Gensokyo?

so is the general consensus that Nareko wears short pants or it is just another deceiving looking skirt? Asking for a friend

>>49655687
Shorts.

Is this the Stargate thread?

>>49652428 (OP)
It's an even number, and it's also prime, but it's not two. What number is it?

>>49658247
(S)even.

>>49652428 (OP)
>"I have four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening. What am I?"
A miserable little piles of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!

>>49658884
That's just mean anon you didn't have to mog her this hard.

>>49652428 (OP)
I only have three legs in the morning.

>>49662604
>only
...

Nyaareko~

>>49658884
Damn, I opened the thread to post this exactly.

>>49665324
Great minds think alike.

>>49652428 (OP)
There was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, Master, just
now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I
turned I saw it was Nareko that had jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture; now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and
avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Nareko will not find me. The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as
fast as the horse could gallop he went. Then the merchant went down to the
marketplace and saw Nareko standing in the crowd and he came to her and said, "Why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning?"
"That was not a threatening gesture!!! she said, "it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Bagdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight"

"in Samarra"

>>49652428 (OP)
>"I have four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening. What am I?"
Scheduled Kamasutra enjoyer.

>>49665628
So did she do it multiple times a day? I bet she kidnaps whoever is near her and satisfies her lust until her victim is completely depleted.

>>49667294
>I bet she kidnaps whoever is near her
Wrong!
The answer is that she marries them and immediately jumps to the wedding night.
And, well, she's a little pent up from spending all those years guarding the pyramid, so...

>>49668870
Is her husband(me) what she means by what she keeps inside the pyramid ?

>>49668944
Well, I suppose there is a commonality that she won't let either escape from there, but no, it's not really the same thing.

>>49665384
holy dork

>>49669107
I honestly think that Nareko's usual fit is better and sexier than this

>>49669256
Nareko is pure sex no matter what she wears.

>>49669271
even heca t-shirt?

>>49669282
Yes. But then again, who doesn't look sexy in a Hecatia t-shirt?

>>49669282
Anyhu who wears the weird t-shirt is lewd.
Only bad girls wear the shirt.

>>49669286
Hecatia.

>>49669252
Yes, but she’s my dork.

Today is Nareko day, huh?

>>49673886
Why are you lying?

>>49676370
https://x.com/hashtag/7%E6%9C%885%E6%97%A5%E3%81%AF%E9%A6%B4%E5%AD%90%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5?src=hashtag_click
the fifth was Nareko day.

>>49663203
Why is she making this face?

>>49679998
Third leg too big.

>>49676829
Someone should have mentioned this earlier.

>>49680496
GIWTWM

>>49685277
Do you want to be a goddess who is even dorkier than Chimata?

>>49686465
She may be a dork, but she's also a goddess of fertility with thigh-highs, so she's a very arousing dork.

>>49689751
I NEED to breed Nareko

>>49689783
Get in line, dude!

This is getting serious.

>>49689986
smol nareko's narekos

>>49689986

oyasumi nareko

WHO’S GOT FOUR LEGS IN THE MORNING, TWO LEGS AT NOON, AND THREE LEGS IN THE EVENING? YOU DO! YOUUUU DOOOOO!

>>49699403
Yes.

Surprised there isn't more art of her doing THE dance.

>>49699403
Cute and canon lesbians.

>>49711467
doing the little dance?

>>49711467
turbo dork

>>49719622
Making a little love?

>>49725417
With nareko, right?

>>49725540
Maybe. BUT FIRST YOU MUST BEST ME IN A DUEL!

>>49652428 (OP)
Some sort of weird-ass monstrous shapeshifter.

>>49727997
What kind of duel?

>>49741948
That's a big komainu.

>>49735114
A D-D-D-D-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUEL!

>>49752504
As annoying the censorship was, the dub had the way better soundtrack.

>>49655687
This guy was found in Nareko pyramid. What is he so smug about?

>>49757462
he died and got mummified while being sat on by Nareko

>>49757462
He had his balls drained by her.

>>49757421
I can sense the artist's degeneracy despite the pic being SFW. It's uncanny.

>>49761915
You need Jesus.

>>49764969
We all need Jesus