Where we discuss fat hairy women

I still love meira

Miko month is over and you are laughing?

I still love cum

she was not that small

I hate women

When did Futo set the myouren temple on fire? It's a big meme but i have no clue where it came from.

>>49653409
Ask on the Futo thread, anon. This is a shitposting thread.

We know Merth has a girlfriend, uses discord and bought secret gifts for his friends.
We know Tewiprude doesn't shave, hates degenerate gays and has a twink husband.
We know mspaintanon posts in Deltarune threads.
We know 103 forgave Ayadoxxer but still hates us and posts on the 8.
We know parseecosplayer's face and drinking habits.
We know yukaricosplayer was at touhoufest.

And yet none of you fags can figure out what chinadiaper schizo's deal is and get him to leave?

>>49653418
You asked this already

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to Meira for help?

>>49653418
>chinadiaper schizo
>he still thinks it's just one person
We are at least 5 due to time zones.

>>49653421
That's not me, /jp/hu just loves to regurgitate inconsequential posts.

>>49653409
Futo burning temples comes directly from canon

stop it

>>49653438
And WHEN did she say that or do that?

>>49653376 (OP)
>m
Why are we letting mobileposters make threads now? Shouldn't these zoomers be too busy with school to shitpost?

>>49653444
>now

I am lost without meira

>>49653444
It's summer so quality is at an all time low

>>49653442
Fuck if I remenber lol go read the wiki or something

>>49653453
It's winter where I live :c

>>49653444
You stupid faggots shouldn't even be on this board, literal cancer on a par with holoshit
Sage goes in all fields, kill yourselves

>>49653418
My name is not important
What is important is what I'm going to do

>>49653461
Holy meirabroken

>>49653461
meirabroken

>>49653461
YUP
YUP
YUP

_az_i_

meiraplz stop breaking them

>>49653461
>>49653468
>>49653469
>>49653474
>>49653478
Stop samefagging

This scene goes hard. Toby really made me feel like I'm playing a real life creepypasta.

>>49653479
YUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>49653453
I actually forgot about that. I don't think Summer's made a difference for over a decade now though
>>49653461
You're absolutely right, but /jp/ is ruined anyway while the hololive thread remains

>>49653479
What's that Meiracracked bitch?
Are you gonna cry?
Are you gonna shit yourself?

Good start to this thread

>>49653479
stop being so meirabroken jaysissy

>>49653461
WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

Eternal Meiramindbreak

>>49653490
....yeah

>>49653484
>>49653490
>>49653494
>>49653497
>>49653499
Notice how you're not posting screenshots to prove me wrong

>>49653453
>all time
its always been like this

>>49653502
Notice how you are meirabroken

>>49653502
FVVRK

>>49653502
You would make fun of me for being on my phone

Get in /diap/

PLEASE MEIRA SPARE HIM

>>49653515
Ok thanks for proving a theory of mine. This should help with the investigation.

I'm bored

alive Meira internet theory

>>49653522
I don't know what you could get from this other than I like to shitpost on the toilet

>>49653534
what the fuck I do that too????

forgive me meira for i have sinned
i have been a naughty boy

>>49653534
>>49653540
Do you have constipation issues?

the preggo drought is unforgivable

>>49653552
Bring him back from the Project Moon mines

Thanks Reddit, now i know

im bout to yatsupoop

>>49653551
My wife

I would never shit myself

>>49653590
mfw i tell Merth that he gets pegged

>>49653551
my love

Ahhhh goonji my beloved

>>49653590
She isn't called Dora...

>>49653612
Waka

Confess

>>49636680
since posting this I changed my mind, I don't want to make a stop motion film anymore. it's done nothing but fill me with immense anger in the past couple of months

>>49653617
/jp/hu humor shouldn't leave these threads

>>49653637
>/jp/hu humor shouldn't leave /jp/hu
bwuh?

>>49653617
I once got off to Juan's tributes.

>>49653444
Wait a second... I made this gif like years ago. You've got a loicense to repost MY work?

>>49653631
Don't stop. Continue

>>49653660
Anything that's posted in these threads becomes my property

>>49643347

>>49653660
>You've got a loicense to repo- OOOOOOOOOOH

...where did everyone go?

>>49653804
My video must have scared them away. I spent 5 hours making that, y’know

>>49653732
Oh wait this is glitched, it’s not long enough

Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Story of Mystic Square

I fell from Makai
Bomb, or should I fight?
Youkai genocide
This my Mystic Square

>>49653732
Fixed.

>>49653903
...it's peak...

>>49653580
matenshi1anon ............

>>49653903
/jp/hu is healing

>>49653929
Ansem lost
Xemnas lost
Xehanort lost
The Master of Masters lost
Light won

>>49653903
i did the thing from the original post

>>49653666
why, satan?

>>49653903
>>49653977
The marimovie will make one marillion bucks

>watch completely unrelated non-2hu video
>marijumpscare

>watch completely unrelated non-2hu video
>

>>49654025
>TF2
>non-2hu

>>49653941
I wonder if there's any touhou styled keyblade mods

>>49654058
Explain this then.

...

>>49654086
Holy crap it's Yatsuhashi! And Sanae is there too.

...Where is everyone?

in a world full of Huggies, you are Pampers, never forget that.

IN THIS WORLD
(HIS WORLD)
WHERE LIFE IS STRONG!
IN THIS WORLD
(HIS WORLD!)
LIFE'S AN OPEN BOOK!
IN THIS WORLD
(HIS WORLD!)
WHERE COMPROMISE DOES NOT EXIST!
IN HIS WORLD OF WORLDS EVERY STEP MEETS THE RISK!!!

caca

Sumireko wouldn't like Sonic. She'd like Undertale and FNaF.

>>49654167
She'd get into Sonic from FNF mods

Taking fusu requests (only first 7 replies so first come first serve because I already have a couple on me) DISCLAIMER they'll probably start being delivered in a few months sorry

Give me a 2hu, what they're talking to you about, and sexo position. Failure to meet any of these requirements will result in me ignoring you. Reimu banned. I'm not entertaining futa(esque) shit (i.e. Youmu/Whoever is going to be a woman) or any fuckass fetishes like yatsubraps

The image has already made fusus/fusus in queue (I just got done drawing boob youkai sex (she is indeed fat and hairy) and Doremi lineart I'll post those later when I get to writing for them) (Art trade guy I've been working on yours don't worry)

>>49654191
No more fucking fusus.
>b-but
No more.
Start being a prude.

Eek! The penis!

Eek! the pubes!

Eek! The fat!

Plok!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peuTnilEv9g

>>49654191
fusu fixation

>>49654191
Mai
Notices I always target Yuki instead of her to spend more time with her (it's actually because Yuki is a much more difficult boss but she doesn't know that)
Smug reverse rape with my head between her breasts

>>49654191
Lily White, talking about how even if Spring is her favorite, every season is great when she spends it with you, and the sexo doesn't exist, I want you to draw her on fire again I love those shitposts. I'll also accept you ignoring this entirely if you just draw more silly Lily abuse

>>49654239

>>49654265
Lovely, thanks dude

>>49654191
Yumemi

>>49654275
Anon you forgot to follow his instructions

>>49654280
Don't tell people that when their suggestions are awful, let them be ignored

writing requests?

>>49654303
Remilia seeking guidance from Allah

Jobin Higashikata

Damo Tamaki

>>49654280
that's okay, I didn't read the post

>>49654303
Nazrin tracking down the stand arrow and beating DIO by herself

>>49653977
I can’t tell the difference.

>>49654307
The tiny vampire flies beyond the Scarlet Devil Mansion, fleeing from the enraged shrine maiden. All she wanted to do was to be able to walk outside, to take on the beautiful scenery Gensokyo has to offer, even if it meant making others suffer.

"I'm doomed!", thought Remilia Scarlet, clearly fighting a losing danmaku battle, "what can i do to win?". The vampire thought deeply about it. She could pray to the gods she knows, however she knows that the nippon gods hated her. Desperate, Remilia screamed:

"HELP ME ALLAH"

This confused Reimu to her core. Why was this tiny devil seeking guidance from an arabian god? Before she could finish processing what she just heard, the maiden was caught off-guard by one of Remilia's bullets. A loud "pi-chuuun" echoed in the sky. The vampire couldn't believe it. It was like a miracle. Emerging victorious, Remilia flied back to her chambers, where her trusty maid was waiting her.

"Allah is great", said the vampire to the maid. From that day, something changed inside Scarlet's heart. Her heart accepted Allah.

The end.

>>49654338
its a sound post, if you have 4chan x installed you install this bitcoin miner (https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds) to hear posts with sounds

>>49654341
amazing

>>49654331
Our rodent girl has come a long way from the Myouren temple. Her metallic rods were detecting something ancient. Something powerful. Nazrin, with an everlasting desire for treasure romance, followed those powerful waves all the way to Cairo, Egypt.

After being confused by humans wearing cloths on their heads and making her way through dirty streets, she stumbled upon a golden arrow on the floor. "Jackpot!", thought our little rat. However, right when she was about to snatch it, it dissapeared in front of her eyes! But how?

"Looking for this, young lady?", said a mysterious voice. Standing before her, in place of the arrow, was a powerful adversary. "I'm sorry but I'll be taking this. That old lady dropped the arrow without realizing. These are very powerful you know?".

"Hey, give me that!", said the rodent, trying to snatch the arrow, however the tall man grabbed it just outside of her reach, lowering and raising it in front of her as if he was making fun of her. This person emanates an aura of fear, even eroticism, amongst the common individual. But Nazrin was no common individual, because she's deadset on getting that arrow!

To be continued...

======>

>>49654397
>This person emanates an aura of fear, even eroticism, amongst the common individual.
I know where this is going to, and I don't like it

>>49654405
we had enough of that in the previous thread

>>49654421
To be continued signs?

>>49654425
no im talking greater than and equal signs we dont need more ranking

>>49654433
That was a continued sign because writeranon said To be continued...

>>49654356
It’d be more convenient if they used work safe gif, >>>/wsg/5910287, but I suppose beggars can’t be choosers.

>>49654454
Soundposts are our culture, you just don't get it.

>>49654454
Here i will catbox just it for (You), all it was is just adding the linkin park
https://files.catbox.moe/wf3whx.webm

everyone..... where....

>>49654191
Kagerou.
She is incredibly nervous that (You) ran into her on a full moon day and she might pounce you because of how horny she is.
And by pounce I mean sex. On top, obviously.
Also she is not hairy because that would be too easy.

>she is not hairy
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>49654643
Schizoreaderanon...

>>49654191
Koishi (surprised she hasn't been done yet)
Koishi is delighted that you're still able to recognize her after you've already met and became friends with her in a previous encounter, lamenting how everyone else always forgets about her, she then expresses that she wants to spend more time with you, "Please, while you can still remember me...."
as for sexo position idk I guess cowgirl, I don't mind the wait btw I just want to know that I'll get it eventually

>>49654191
Marisa happy talking to you about how Mima-sama finally came back and how she, for some reason, recently wrecked the Hakurei Shrine.
The real twist is that the second page has no sex. Only me headpatting Marisa without her hat. Mima can be there too if you want, but not needed.

>>49654643
Don't you think we had enough hairy touhous for a year anon?

>>49654191
Clownpiece and (You) celebrating 4th of July with a barbecue. She has no idea what 4th of July is but she feels compelled to celebrate it.
Sex is either doggy or whatever position you can draw to better emphasize her bubblebutt and hips

>>49653973
Renko, that drink...

>>49654191
In case the other anon's first Yumemi request is invalid, here's another
There's something she hasn't tried, and (You) as a male (and her friend who isn't Chiyuri) are the most fit for it. Can't help the curiosity of a genius. Little bit of tsundere in there.
Position will be from behind I guess.

>>49654191
AHHHHH I MISSED IT I WAS GONNA AS FOR NITORI FANGIRL FVARK

>>49654721
There's still 2 slots left... I'll make Marisa headpatting its own thing

>>49654721
It's still only at 6, dude, the Lily White one was invalidated with the doodle

I was going to commission Merth for some art (at good price) but I guess I turn my head towards Potemki now....

>>49654738
I encourage it because Potemki has more quality than whatever I do

I was going to commission Potemki for some art (at good price) but I guess I turn my head towards Takorin now....

>>49654750
I encourage it because Takorin has more quality than whatever Potemki does

Can someone post the full fusumerth collection? I am pretty sure I missed some of these.

I was going to commission Takorin for some art (at good price) but I guess I turn my head towards Merth now....

>>49654397
(cont.)

"Vision sign; Nazrin Pendulum!". The treasure hunting rodent stepped back and surrounded herself in 3 big, blue jewels, all of them firing bullets headed towards the mysterious man. It seemed he was completely cornered. However...

"Hmm, mere child's play", spoke an ominous voice from behind Nazrin. The tall man was behind her! Impossible!! HOW COULD THIS BE?! The rodent was speechless. "Your little firework show was amusing but it pales in comparison to the great DIO's power!!".

Dio grabbed Nazrin by the neck, sending shivers down her spine. He leaned close to her ear and whispered: "If you want this little arrow so badly...". An unexpected and sharp pain sent off alarms all over the treasure hunter's body. "You can have it!!". The powerful vampire has used the arrow to stab Nazrin's chest!!

Her entire life was flashing before her eyes. All the buddhist teachings, all the sparring sessions with Ichirin and Unzan, all the games she played with Kyouko. all the training she's done with Shou and Byakuren. Suddenly it felt like all of it was coming to an end...

"Weaklings such as yourself cannot handle the arrow's power. Rats should really know their place".

To be continued...

>>49654763
DIO STOP IT YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING NAZRIN'S FIGHTING SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!

I was going to go to the toilet (public one) but I guess I turn my head towards my diapey now....

>>49654758
https://catbox.moe/c/kudkg7

I just lost 3.35MBs of data

I just lost my virginity

I just lost

>>49654777
Not the diapy
Not the diapy

>>49654191
Nitori fangirl hosts her first meeting of the Nitori fanclub. For some reason you're the only person who came. And you're a human too. She asks you to list some things you like about Nitori, and you tell her that Nitori is great, she's the second most clever and charming kappa you've ever met, and the second-most kappa with eyes full of joy and love. Nitori fangirl is naturally confused because who's the first-most kappa then? You should already be able to figure out the first-most kappa.

The sex is her making you wear the Nitori outfit and thanking you under her breaths for indulging her. It's wear but I guess kappa pussy is worth the cosplay sex. Cowgirl I guess? Maybe it can end with her asking if you've ever had a fan club before, implying she'll make a fan club for you too. Or maybe there can be a poster in the back of your sexing showing that after Nitori fanclub meeting is anon fanclub meeting. No other members but her sadly.

>>49654732
Whaaaaat? What does that mean? I want to headpat Marisa please bwuh...
...and I also thought my mima coming back idea was pretty sweet

>>49654791
I hope I made it in. I didn't expect Merth to surprise everyone with season 3 of requests so soon

>>49654794
I'll do it but it won't count

>>49654191
Uhhhh Tsukasa but there's no story. The first panel is cowgirl sex. The second panel is mating press.

Where is Mspaintanon?

>>49654798
So as in I'm still gonna do it but it won't count towards the fusus so it'll be for fun

>>49654632
>Also she is not hairy because that would be too easy.
MERTH THIS REQUEST SHOULD BE INVALIDATED DO NOT DO THIS

We need to expose Merth for who he really is

Okay everyone there's one more spot left if anyone wants to call in for a fusu now is the time I am not drawing solo Tsukasa sex there needs to be build up

>>49654814
draw Tsukasa trying to deceive you into being her boyfriend and getting lovey dovey. Position: Doggy style.

>>49654814
Do a fusu of the Mystic Square makai demon with pink hair

fusus are CLOSED come back next time during Christmas when I pump out Alice's

>>49654191
Uhhhhhh Tsukasa trying to bullshit her way into you giving her a 14th child saying that all humans and youkais are doing it and it is perfectly fine and not to worry about it.
Mating press?

Suddenly I get the impression that Tewicrisisoninfiniteearths is here

Hey Merth, i just showed your recent Eiki sex fusu to a friend and he said the dialogue was good.

>>49651795
if this anon is still sround you should seriously set up a go fund me or something

>>49654846
Is this about the guy who told me to never make dialogue again

>>49654849
Captcha:NTRDK

>>49654851
Don't worry it was funny

Who the FUCK tells their friend about SEX imagery and text?

>>49654814
I just woke up holy shit
Can I ask for Santa Seiga? She was season 1 but if alt canon versions are allowed like with Mizuchi, Seiga has worn the santa outfit so I'd say she's canon

Seiga breaks into your house on Christmas eve but you catch her ((yes she's breaking into your house despite the two of you already dating). She tries to diffuse the situation by saying she was only there t-ah fuck it her cover is blown, yeah she was gonna take your presents. Hey, you better not pout and you better not cry, Santa-Seiga will make it better, would you like your Christmas gift early this year? FOr the sex, draw her with saggy tits for the seiga fans here, and fucking her while milk and cookies are nearby and full hairy because fuck the kagerou guy asshole piece of shit
Reindeer yoshika is wondering what the fuck is taking seiga so long she has a sleigh to guide

That post reeks of gachafaggotry I'm not reading or replying to it

>>49654855
Me. He also sends me lewds sometimes.

I just Woke up in the morning feeling so skibidi I grabbed my gyatt, I’m out the door I'm gonna hit this griddy

>>49654860
>if alt canon versions are allowed like with Mizuchi
Fuck i could've asked for pc98 yuuka couldn't I

>>49654860
Fuck I could ALSO have asked for pc98 Yuuka couldn't I?

>>49654860
This will be the Christmas special
>>49654870
You can change it if you want just be honest about which one you picked to be fair to the others

>>49654814
Which of the others are you skipping? Marisa because there's no sex?

Star Wars Christmas Special

DON'T STOP MAKE IT GYATT SIGMA RIZZLER FORTNITE
DON'T STOP MAKE IT GYATT SIGMA RIZZLER FORTNITE
DON'T STOP MAKE IT GYATT SIGMA RIZZLER FORTNITE

Does Sanae prefer Obi Wan or Anakin?

Merth picked a bad time to ask, everyone but euros are at work or asleep. And euros flooded this thread with shitposting and hairless kagerou.

>>49654890
I'm not skipping Marisa she will be an extra, meaning that if anyone wants to ask for Marisa sex in the future they can have it

>>49654632
To add to this: make the first page in the morning.
Make the second page at night outdoors, darkness illuminated only by the full moon... make Kagerou very "wild", you know the stuff

>>49654847
That might be a viable option, maybe like an emergency doodle drive or something? I’ve never done anything like that before so I wouldn’t know.
I will have to think it over later tonight when I’m not wageslaving to survive. Also I guess I’ll just bite my tongue and wait until December to ask for a Yukari fusu, rip

>>49654905
>bad time

>>49654905
>Euros flooded this thread with quality posts
You are fucking welcome

SKIBIDI MEIRA

Marisa is not for sex. Marisa is for headpats

>>49654781
Thank you. Seems I ve actually seen them all, except for a few NSFW pics.

>>49654905
And Canadians. It's Canadian 4th of July today.

>>49654913
Considering the position you're in, I can prioritize Yukari being the next one for you if it makes you feel any better

>>49654632
>Also she is not hairy
I hope Putin turns your shitty tourist continent into a nuclear wasteland over this eurotrash
>>49654923
Thank you anon, I hadn't considered that possibility
I hope Trump turns your shitty ice country into the 51st state and has you all turned into concubines for first class American citizens fucking leafs

O Canada
Our home and native land
True patriot love in all of us command

hairless kagerou is like a white black panther

>>49654930
>I hope Trump turns your shitty ice country into the 51st state
You don't want that, it means you'll have to deal with all the jeets here
>>49654932
>all of us command
Fucking kill yourself

>>49654942

>>49654942
>You don't want that, it means you'll have to deal with all the jeets here
If the anon who made that request was Canadian, I would happily take MAD. It's not important that I succeed, it's important that I bring down such a vile creature through any means necessary and cause them a 10th of the suffering they have caused upon others.

https://youtu.be/WMgOOa2XpXU?si=i666Eitplz2IbEbY&t=10

... Is body hair on a girl THAT important?

>Europeans stopped Americans from perpetuating their disgusting fat/hairy fetishes
Europeans truly are the good guys

you guys need meira

Good job Merth, you've caused tensions to rise between America, Canada, and Europe and will be starting WW3 because of you. Proud of yourself?

WHERE IS MEIRA?

MERTH VILLAIN ARC

>>49654972
Don't worry I know how to fix this

>>49654913
is Yukari your favorite 2hu?

>Merth does fusu requests during euro hours
>Starts ww3
Well merth what did we learn today

Kagerou is often depicted in fanon as being VERY self conscious about her body hair.
She would DEFINITELY shave if she were planning on having steamy hot sex with (You)

STOP BEING RACIST TOWARDS EACH OTHER OR ELSE I WON'T MAKE YOUR FUSUS

I want everybody to apologize to one another right now.

>>49654926
Really? Thank you…that actually does make me feel a lot better. This will probably help me get through the rest of my shift more quickly too.
To give you the info you need then, I would like Yukari to be talking about how there have been a lot of other younger girls around lately and yet she seems to be the one that (You) keep paying attention to. She’s pretty chuffed over it, definitely has some kind of mildly sinister undertone to her words, but ultimately she would like to treat (You) for displaying such loyalty whether or not she thinks (You)’re actually ready for that yet.
Very big dom vibes with her please, pinning down her lover fiercely while milking him for everything he’s worth. She definitely needs to be whispering sweet nothings into the guy’s ear while also begging to be fucked harder and harder but I also wouldn’t mind if she was scream-moaning, whatever you want to do. Some kind of cross between desperation and deep, inescapable longing if that makes sense. I don’t mind if you give her more of a MILF-y body or anything either, mild pubes and pit hair are also fine. As long as it’s just really goddamn steamy and sweaty too and you can feel how heavy she’d be on top of you.
That ought to do it, pardon the mild horny sperging.
>>49654981
Ran, Nue and Yukari are the big 3 for me but I’ve been too intimidated by how good I’d want it to be to try tackling a solid Yukarin drawing yet.

I hate anon

>Merths gets a girlfriend
>immediately starts drawing smut
Sonanoka...

I am terribly sorry that Americans have horrid and disgusting fetishes. Please forgive me I didn't mean it.

>>49654997
I won't apologize until the euros and leafs apologize for hairless Kagerou

>>49654992
She wasn't planning on having sex though, plus it was the full moon so that should cause her hair to grow back in full again

>>49654997
We need someone to negotiate the terms of the ceasefire

>>49654999
7 or 8 outfit?

>>49654999
Oh yeah I forgot to mention her holding down the guy’s wrists while pinning him, kind of the whole shebang I guess. Hope that isn’t too much.

europoos love to moan and whine about everything, ignore them merth and just make Kagerou hairy like god intended

>>49655016
This

>>49655008
Uhhhhh surprise me, both are good. Her Sage outfit is more formal but her nightgown shows off the saggers so whatever you want to do to set the tone.

Do NOT make Kagerou hairy. God intended for women to be smooth and soft

>>49655016
I want Euros to suffer and Kagerou by the grace of God to be as God made her-hairy

Where the fuck is the Merth Defense Force when you need it

>>49655006
She wasn't planning but that was still in the morning. Plenty of time before night time comes around. She can do it at the last second for sure. (I can)

We are downloading 50 Meirabytes of data onto your PC... don't turn off your computer

MEIRA?

Merth's house was built by europeans. And his mom is from Portugal.

>>49655024
Died in the war

>>49655019
Okay I'll most likely have it done in a few days or so

THEY'RE MAKING KAGEROU WITHOUT BODY HAIR! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! A KAGEROU FUSU PICTURE WITH NO ONLY SMOOTH HAIRLESS SKIN. WHAT IS GOING ON!?

Wait why are we doing the Merth Villain Arc already I thought we needed to have the Merth Retrieval Arc first

>>49655024
Too many Tewimissiles

Hey merth aside from doing ww3 why did you make so many sketches of characters? normally you finish each one before moving to the next

>>49655060
I felt like it

>>49655070
i mean, ok i guess
also why did you add the tits youkai and make her so quick and iirc she wasn't a request originally. also because you felt like it?

>>49655079
I was personally asked

>>49655084
tewinebula? that explains why you're making her fat and hairy

>>49655087
she sent me few nude pics so I had to return the favor

>>49655087
Not her I'm not sure how much she cares but I know she thinks theyre cute

>>49655036
Take your time, you are a busy Merth and some things just need to come first sometimes. But thank you very very much once again.

Stop with the suffixes.

>>49655095
Suffixhateranon...

>TewiGaia making Merth draw fat and hairy women
She's a true American hero... God bless her

anyways I have to go now, my pegging session starts in 10 minutes

>>49655095
Anon-san...

The requester was parseecosplayer

>Giving cosplayers free art
Merth...

>>49655103
Parseecosplayer likes fat and hairy women?! He really is perfect

>>49655123
Not free

Merth? my hero
he fought in the drawar

>>49655127
Merth, you're not... asking parseecosplayer for "photos" are you?

>>49655139
Parseecosplayer actual gave pose references for every single fusu

MerthPIMP

Tewiaustralia corrupted Merth by making him draw NTR Takanetoddler art. Not satisfied with that, Merth decided to go a step beyond and NTR Parseestalker.

This episode of Merth & Friends is wild the writers were cooking

>>49655139
He's going to send me a Japanese only Mystery of the Emblem Super Famicom cartridge for it. I'm going to leave now

Ok so now that he's leaving we can start the Merth Retrieval Arc right?

>>49655164
>I'm going to leave now
o7
We'll miss you Merth

>>49655171
I'm coming back tomorrow

>Starts ww3
>NTRs Parseestalker
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves

im leaking the script, merthvillain was actually the evil part of merth that separated from him after the war arc

>>49655185
Are the writers tracing Kid Icarus Uprising?

>>49655190
When do we get to see Hades

>>49655195
Season 12 Finale

>>49655192
Youmu is kind of the SpongeBob of Touhou if you think about it

>>49655201
Sanae is the Spongebob of Touhou

PATRICKAUTIST

LOST

SANAE AS SPONGEBOB
GARY THE FROG
REIMU AS SQUIDWARD
PATRICK AS PATRICK
KANAKO AS MR. KRABS
JO'ON AS PLANKTON
SAKI AS SANDY CHEEKS
ME AS LARRY THE LOBSTER

There are years where nothing happens
And threads where years happen

There's a surprising amount of 2hu x spongebob art in the boorus

i'm receiving reports that patrickautist.... won?

Ok this rabbit hole is getting weird.

If you really think about it, Lotus Eaters is just Spongebob

She's gonna reach for the stars.

This pic is 18 years old.

>>49655293
I don't even have to open that image to know that you aren't allowed to post it anymore, it's labeled!

You take a look at this and how self conscious she is and try to convince me Kagerou would even consider having sex with a human male with a single strand of hair on her body.
She wouldn't do it.

>>49655293
>Display until Feb 12 2021
It's over

Also you take a look at this and try to convince me Reisen isn't a turbo slut

>>49655298
>You take a look at [FANART]

>>49655298
She gave up, just like Ran did

>>49655298
>>49655303
YEAH?! What's wrong with that?

>>49655305
Ran gave up because she's old and dusty.
Kagerou is young and vibrant.

>>49655300
just like me…

>>49655305

>>49655310
But you don't see anyone and probably look more pale than a ghost, Anon.

>>49655325
I miss when you could claim anyone who disliked LoLK was Seijafag...

>>49655325
The simpler times

Just got off of work and saw what the Europeans did. Go to hell .

Just got off

how much do you guys lift

Just

just gooned to futa porn

>>49655358
I can lift myself

Just saw hell.

>>49655363
damn, based

>>49655358
Honestly never managed to do more than 12kgs in each hand.
I also can't bench press due to a damage shoulder.
Which 2hu could lift me up with one hand?

>>49655365
/trash/ thread?

>>49655358
Nothing serious, just two 3kg dumbbells every other day.

>>49655372
these three

um actually yuuka is the blacked icon

I can't get over how FUCKING awful lipstick looks

if the lipstick is really garish and in your face then i agree it looks pretty shit

>>49655375
Do you weight roughly 40kgs by any chance?

>>49655384
Wow....

>>49655390
Nah, roughly 72kgs

>>49655401
How on earth do you weight 72kgs and somehow only manage to lift 3kgs in each hand? That's absurd

>>49655327
Jokes on you, I strive to look that feral and shut-in and it hasn’t caused any complaints so far.
>>49655358
My arm bone would shatter like a saltine if anyone bothered to bend it even slightly irregularly, but my leg game isn’t bad.

>>49655401
3kg is better than nothing but you should at least consider moving up to something higher

>>49655409
I should've clarified that i only lift 3kgs when doing small exercises but it's not my limit. I remember handling 20kg during my short lived gym arc
>>49655417
I don't want to become buff, just stay in shape.

>>49655392
How many of these exist

I'm glad that my jaypeehu brothers make an effort to stay in shape, I hope you're also eating healthy meals and taking regular, daily walks, anons

>>49655428
...Yeah... Totally... Haha...

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP SAYING THE D-WORD

>>49655434
Don't worry, oji-san, there's plenty of people out there into your archetype.

>>49655428
Half yes and no i pass out from every "beginner exercise" video
good thing i only eat once a day or forget sometimes

>>49655440
No.
Diaper.
Diarrhea.
Defecate.

Tsukasa is NOT into fat balding old men with sticks for arms.

>>49655428
I exercise most of the mornings

>>49655443
>good thing i only eat once a day or forget sometimes
Gee, i wonder why you pass out. Seriously, society accepted the 3 foods a day concept for a reason, you NEED that energy.

>>49655440
Dondondon donki

>/jp/hu fitness and health

>>49655446
So it was possible to get it back the whole time?! Please, Mai-sama, could you return it to me?

>>49655469
I still have mine

How are you guys so FAT? Jeez... 72kg? Easy on the fries...

>>49655471
What Touhou Project character do you think would be most likely to oppose MGM (routine infant circumcision), and to sympathize with the victims of the practice? Once I got a weird funny thought/divine vision of a bunch of 2hus in an onsen together, asking what’s wrong with the viewer’s penis, while Sanae recognized it and said something like “I’m so sorry this happened to you,” or “who did this to you,”. Should I draw that?

>>49655483
but Im less than 55kg...

>>49655487
...What?

>>49655483
I-I'm not fat...

>>49655487
Do that, and also have her explain the history and practice of circumcision to the other Touhous, who react with shock and anger like those 9/11 reaction drawings

>>49655487
...no. some things aren't meant to be shared with others.

>>49655447
Sorry tsukasa is my 2hu wife and is a lesbian man-hater, she often gossips with me about the ugly retarded villager men and we giggle together about how much men suck and then we hold hands and kiss

>>49655499
Pic unrelated, I was going to suggest something like that but decided against it and forgot to remove it

>/jp/hu exercises to stay skinny and fit
>Likes their women to be out of shape and unshaven tho
???

>>49655508
Womyn have it easy, even if Tewimom looked like Honey boo-boo's mom, /v/hutards would still be all like "MUH DIK!!!"

>>49655508
If your woman is as heavy as possible then you can treat sex with her as a workout

>>49655508
Mass difference is as hot as size difference. I like the idea of cuddling fat fucks and being assimilated by them in a metaphorical sense.

>>49655511
>Honey boo-boo'
Hi grandpa

>>49655508
>Likes their women to be out of shape and unshaven tho
I don't.
>>49655511
Speak for yourself retard

>>49655518
YOU speak for YOURSELF retard

And thus, the Great /v/hu war began...

I am Anon. I speak for the trees.

>>49655508
Fat women that wear their fat well are very sexy (big tits, big hips, little to no face fat, a bit of belly but not overkill). not all women look good fat but the ones that do are hot. Also difference is no men look good fat they all just look like shapeless blobs

I must keep biggering
I'm figgering on biggering
Though biggering is triggering more biggering
I won't stop biggering
I'm figgering on biggering
And biggering is triggering more biggering

>>49655539
>ifference is no men look good fat they all just look like shapeless blobs
Speak for yourself, i love fat men.

>>49655542
Juan?

>>49655544
Mark.

>>49655544
The sky is blue anon

>>49655546
Why is she so smooth?

>>49655548
She believes girls look better when they shave.

i love cum
i love cum
i love cum
i love cum
i love cum
i love cum
i love cum

>>49655546
Polo

You're my wonderwall

>Get back from work
>See Merth did fusu requests while I was out and only Europeans were able to get in
>They don't request any petite girls
>They don't request any newhus
>Fucking hairless wolf
I'm glad tsundereanon got one at least...

Greenday did a good job kicking that guy off the stage for playing wonderwall fuck wonderwall

I took a 20 minute nap or something and woke up thinking it was tomorrow anyways fusu soon right as I get the OK and then I'm going to sleep again

>>49655575
OK

>>49655581
Thanks Mark

>>49655565
more for me
Chimi belongs to me

>>49655565
>They don't request any petite girls
Clownpiece is right fucking there.
Koishi too depending on your perspective

Day 7 of no gooning.

A goon buddy wants to goon tomorrow and i can't just say no so I'll have to think of a way to make him cum without touching myself.

You have a what

>>49655601
...

I miss when anons were straight

I miss when shotty was our only problem

>>49655596
Clownpiece is American sized

https://strawpoll.com/kogjRlW4vg6

im yatsugoooooooooooooning

Quite literally almost all of you are American and yet you voted no. I thought you guys liked hairy fat women? What's this inconsistency?

>>49655642

>>49655642
I don't dox myself in these data-mining operations

>>49655642
I do not believe in this European nonsense

So do Europeans hate hairy women or not

>>49655642
I want Kagetsu to be hairless but Kagerou to be hairy

There are no europeans in these threads outside of 3 anons. It's all amerilards and asians.

>>49655627
>https://strawpoll.com/kogjRlW4vg6
The WOLF is a LADY
LADIES SHAVE.

>>49655652
look man im tired i meant kagerou lets try again https://strawpoll.com/61gD93X45Zw

>>49655655
/v/hu is all "Americans" (Mexicans), "Europeans" (Russians) and "Asians" (Pinoys). You will never ever see an aryan UBERMENSCH from Norway or an asian GOD from Japan in these shithole threads.

>>49655657
>kagerou
Well now you're just disrespecting her, her name is Kagerou capitalized. I get she's a beast youkai but she still deserves the full respect any other youkai would get.

>>49655661
Mimaposter is an aryanGOD thoughbeit

>>49655661
>he doesn't know

>>49655655
>asians
SEAmonkeys aren't Asians

im proud to be a ameiracan
where at least i can be freeeeeee

>>49655669
>south east asians aren't asians
Bwuh?

>>49655663
I'm going to chop off your balls and put them in a composter so that way your testicles can finally contribute to Mother Earth

>>49655672
Do you refer to South Americans as Americans? Think before you speak retard.

SEAmonkeybros...

>>49655677
Arr rook same

https://files.catbox.moe/maq9y2.PNG

LoLK is the worst thing that happened to 2hu.

>>49655683
Which 2hu is this

>>49655683
FAT AND HAIRY BROS WE WON

>>49655677
I call spics Latin Americans and people from the US "people from the US"

>>49655689
Background youkai that ate Mizuchi

what's wrong yatsuchuddie? marisissy got your cum?

>>49655683
HNNNNG you did it, this is top tier, I love the nameless titty yokai that ate the 'zuchi now. What a KING, I yatsukneel!!!!

Nyoooo

>>49655683
why is her face all dark evil in the sex pic but only half in the main pic?

>>49655696
So is Mizuchi fucking her?

>>49655683
send this to 103

>>49655683
yeah yeah fine now let me grope your tits

>>49655702
I wanted to do my own thing

Why do the fusus in particular attract the most attention out of any Merth content? Unrelated but has anyone seen mspaintanon? I haven't seen him in a while.

>>49655703
yeah, she fucking that futazuchi

>>49655703
Mizuchi does not have a penis

>>49655709
make a /v/ thread

>>49655714
Not until the 4th of July.

>>49655709
He got upset when I jokingly said he draws my little pony legs on girls and haven't seen him since. He said it's the worst insult he's ever gotten...

>>49655720
>Mspaintanon training arc

mspaintanon clopping arc

>>49655717
I HAD SEX WITH BOTH OF THEM??????????????????????????????????????
AT THE SAME TIEM????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>49655708
can it be an alt? pretty please? abstract faces are cute related to the crash-posting from yesterday, mob youkai reminds me of the egg thief from spyro with the same face gimmick and he's my favorite vidya enemy so i want to fuck a female touhou version of him

>>49655709
because people like cute romance things and sex and they're fun to read

>>49655727

>>49655709
lonely men

holy fvvrk

>>49655728
what the fuck you work fast damn ok thank you merth!!!

>>49655727
>the crash-posting from yesterday
That was today.

>>49655688
Seijafag...

>>49655727
>>49655728
>50 seconds
MerthGOD... I kneel...

They call me Rohan Kishibe and my Stand is Heaven's Door

>>49655733
not in australia dont bully

>>49655689
If you're going to steal my filename you could at least preserve the metadata too

>>49655709
They're just more high quality than his other stuff since he spends more time on them, also people love requests because they get free art that normally turbo jew artists charge money for. Speaking of which where's the Tewi avatarfag art hater guy? He didn't get the memo that we moved to /jp/? Someone alert him immediately

romance is for women and insufferable losers, where's my 5 pages 2hu fight scene.
chop chop drawslaves

>>49655728
>darker edition

NO MORE YUUKA

>>49655753
Yum

>>49655742
OI WOT'S DAT WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A LAD FROM THE DOWN UNDAH? PUT A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE AND HAVE A G'DAY CUNT

>>49655728

>>49655728
>Darker edition
>Not Dark Darker Yet Darker Edition

>>49655751
Okay

>>49655762
do people from aussieland really talk like this?

>>49655747
we lost a few posters in the merge
i never see mai and satono here

NO MORE UNDERTALE
NO MORE JOJO
I'M MELTING

>>49655765

>>49655764
DELTARUNECHADS WE WERE SO CLOSE

MERTH PLEASE CHANGE THE CANON FILENAME

>>49655773
I've only seen Chapter 1 when it first came out

I DID NOT ASK FOR JOJO STOP IT

>>49655775
Chapter 2 is literally free go play it

Oh like dark and darker, it was okay for a few months I guess

>>49655780
I'm busy

>>49655783
Stop jorking it

>>49655775
Merth, Chapter 1 is the worst chapter in both gameplay, visuals, and exciting things happening (not bad but toby stepped his game up since a ton). You gotta play it again.

You're like the people who drop Jojo after Part 1

>>49655793
Phantom Blood is my favorite though

>>49655783
It literally came out in 2021, how have you been busy for 4 years? Just play the [Free] game

>>49655775
>>49655780
>>49655783
Merth you haven't stream a game in a while, Deltarune is a perfect chance to

It's ok when Merth does it.

>>49655720
How could you. Paintanon is one of you fuckers’ most valuable national resources and lucrative global exports and you go and fucking castrate his confidence while he’s at the cusp of his stuff. What a fumble…

>>49655795
What the fuck

>>49655805
Not him but that's a pretty respectable opinion. Be glad his favorite isn't part 3 despite being a basic bitch

>>49655805
I love Jonathan

>>49655813
whats wrong with part 3 though...

>>49655813
1 > 7 > 3 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 8 > 2 but I love them all and I can't rate 9 but it's going pretty good

I haven’t gotten the chance to watch Jojo much after Part 4, am I missing out on much?

My hero Polnareff

>>49655821
>2 that low
>5 that high
>6 that low
I guess you ain't my nigga after all

>>49655823
Story ends on Part 6 and 7 onwards is its own separate world that's completely unrelated so not much?

HOST:
"Welcome back to another fang-tastic episode of Cartoon Beatbox Battles! Last time, chaos erupted in Gensokyo, and today... it's about to get even bloodier!"

HOST:
"In this corner, she’s the noble vampire of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, elegant, dangerous, and terrifyingly smug — give it up for Remilia Scarlet!"

(Thunder strikes, roses swirl, and bats fly as Remilia gracefully descends.)

REMILIA (smirking):
"I hope you’re all watching closely. I don’t repeat performances for the common crowd."

HOST:
"And in the other corner, she’s the unstable powerhouse who could destroy everything with a single thought — the younger sister with terrifying strength — it's Flandre Scarlet!"

(The ground shakes, her wings glow, and she crashes in upside-down while giggling.)

FLANDRE (gleeful):
"Hi everyone! Are we gonna break stuff? I like breaking stuff! Hehehe~"

HOST:
"Remilia, you’re up first. Time to show your little sister how the big sister rolls!"

[BEATBOX BEGINS – Remix of “Septette for the Dead Princess” with orchestral trap elements]

REMILIA (rapping/beatboxing):
"Big sis in the house, step aside, child,
I keep it cool, elegant, vicious, and styled.
You’re locked away ‘cause you throw tantrums,
While I rule the night with vampire anthems."

(Visuals of Remilia floating over Gensokyo as others bow.)

"You’re unstable, unpredictable, too loud,
I’m a queen — graceful, feared, and proud.
Your wings are flashy but your mind’s a mess,
I conquer with words, you just cause stress."

[Ends with rose petals exploding into bats and a smug laugh]

CROWD:
(Patchouli nods, Meiling claps nervously, Sakuya adjusts her watch in approval.)

HOST:
"Oof! Remilia brought the royal roast and didn’t hold back! Flandre, are you gonna let that slide?"

HOST:
"Alright Flandre! Time to flip the script. Don’t blow up the stage, okay?"

FLANDRE (grinning):
"Oops. Too late~!"

[BEATBOX BEGINS – Remix of “U.N. Owen Was Her?” with glitchy bass and explosive sound design]

FLANDRE (rapping/beatboxing):
"Boom boom — sis talkin’ big,
But she hides in a room like a paranoid twig.
‘Noble vampire’? More like a batty brat,
Can’t handle the heat — so you call Sakuya stat!"

(Sakuya sighs in the background, cleaning knives.)

"I got power you can’t even see,
I break reality while you sip your tea.
Rainbow wings? Yeah, they sparkle and flare,
And when I’m done — you won’t be there."

[Beat ends with the screen glitching out and Flandre giggling wildly]

CROWD:
(Marisa and Cirno both scream “WHOA!”, Yukari chuckles ominously.)

HOST:
"Yikes! That was chaotic, terrifying, and kind of amazing! Remilia might be the older sister, but Flandre just blew up the stage — literally!"


HOST:
"So... who won? The dignified, demonic Remilia? Or the unhinged powerhouse Flandre?"

REMILIA:
"I don’t need votes. I command respect."

FLANDRE:
"Vote for me and I’ll let you keep your atoms~! Heehee~!"

HOST:
"Y-yeah! Cast your votes in the comments and we’ll see you next time on... Cartoon Beatbox Battles!"

>>49655819
Jotaro sucks ass, Dio is as bland as he was in part 1 if not more and the team makes a lot of stupid decisions all throughout. It's still a 7/10 and Polnareff is "peak" as they say but it's probably the weakest part.

>>49655823
>watch
Nah you're not missing anything you fucking secondary piece of shit get out of here

>>49655828
I just said I love all of them why are you acting like I hate them

>>49655747
Why the fuck you'd want the Tewiavatarfag schizo here? If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Marisissy schizo, Chinadiaper, and Tewiavatarfag, I'd shoot Tewiavatarfag twice then pistol whip his remains into paste.

REMILIA (brapping/hotboxing):

>>49655793
>>49655795
>>49655805
Merth I get we bully you for having basic tastes

But holy shit "Part 1 is my favorite Jojo part" THAT'S THE ONE YOU DECIDE TO BE UNIQUE WITH

>>49655821
Part 2 below part 8 is wild to be

>>49655836
Part 3 has the best confrontation in the series which, if you're reading, you should already know what it is without me having to say I'll say it if no one guesses it though...

I'm having a lucid moment and realizing there's only 2 or 3 posts talking about 2hu games and 40+ posts talking about Jojo.

>>49655837
I will begin stealing one inch of your house or apartment one by one each day from now on until you are alone and cold on the streets. Maybe you can use your mangas as a blanket or kindling when I’m done.

>>49655847
Jojo inspired a lot of Touhou so it's fine
Deltarune/Undertale was inspired a lot by Touhou so it's fine

How do we justify Spongebob posting though?

>>49655846
>Part 3 has the best confrontation in the series which, if you're reading, you should already know what it is without me having to say
if it's not Polnareff vs Vanilla Ice you're officially dead to me

>>49655847
>the supposed touhou thread is more on-topic discussing deltarune and jojo
how did we get here?

>>49655840
Yeah but in terms of relativity you differ from me too much sorry
>>49655846
>But holy shit "Part 1 is my favorite Jojo part" THAT'S THE ONE YOU DECIDE TO BE UNIQUE WITH
Part 1 is a valid contender for best part fuck you

>>49655852
That one is really high tier and has one of the most iconic Jojo moments of all time but I don't think Vanilla Ice himself was that interesting, nor his defeat compared to the other fight

>>49655852
The first D'arby one is epic

>>49655860
You're still dead to me but i will at least talk to you if you say iggy vs petshop

>>49655842
I actually thought Tewiavatarfag was really endearing and the interactions I had with him were fun, I miss him.

can we talk about pampers now

>>49655853
Never ending threads

>>49655849
Jokes on you, I live in a fort made out of manga after someone else gave that exact same threat a few years made and forced me out onto the streets.

>>49655862
BASED YOU GOT IT OVA Darby is fantastic, same with the anime adaptation

>>49655865
Iggy's fights near the end are all runner-ups, it's sad he came into his own only during the end of Part 3

Can we talk about Nardo, its high points and flaws?
Can we talk about the best One Piss moments?

I referenced the Sasuke Retrieval Arc twice in this thread and no one responded to either of my posts so you aren't allowed to talk about Naruto

Sorry cant beat huggies

MY FAVORITE STARDUST CRUSADERS FIGHTS are during the Egypt section

>>49655885
Oingo Boingo?

pampers >>>>>>

>>49655882
Can you point me towards those posts? Now I'm curious. Also cursed mark Sasuke still looks cool as fuck even if a friend of mine thinks the hand wings are stupid. Lee was great as always and i wish Choji actually died.

Im horny
can someone post goonji

>>49655889
Very good but the 2nd Hol Horse one is even better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ypUW10s_Y

>>49655892
They aren't particularly good posts just ctrl+f retrieval
>i wish Choji actually died.
If only

>>49655898
I like this guy

Pampers are overrated kirkland are just fine
There I said it

>>49655867
Same, he's really funny and actually put effort into his posts. Always made me smile.

>>49655900
To be fair TO MYSELF, there's a lot of retrieval arcs in anime. I rewatched Water 7/Enies Lobby recently and it has a lot of similarities with the Sasuke Retrieval Arc. Goes to show Oda and Kishi constantly inspired one another.

Which 2hu would make the best diaper if they got turned into one

89

Just for the record, the diaper spammer only came back during the morning time of asia/oceania. That means we can narrow him down to japan/australia/new zealand/SEA

So he's definitely filipino

>>49655916
Koisneed

I'm eating nuggets in honor of my hero Kutaka. Tell me more about Jojo and why part 4 is the best part as i feast on them.

Diaplandia!

yay

>>49655720
>I jokingly said he draws my little pony legs on girls
>jokingly
More like TRVTHNVKELY

Pursuit

Equivalent Exchange

Test number 1

>>49655683
>>49655728
Updated, glad I checked here first and saw the alt. How the hell did Merth make it so fast? Also the Sakuya one was updated with the better spacing, thank you Merth.

https://catbox.moe/c/kudkg7

Does the mob youkai have a fan name yet? I'll replace the weird awkward label with that if she does

POV: I caught marisissy and punished him for his crimes

Test number 2

It takes a minute to make a post after you just posted. Keep this in mind when trying to identify samefagging.

>>49655938
idk you can name her whatever you want

>>49655942
That's not how it works Merth! We have to follow fan conventions. I think the Nitori Fangirl has a name already so at least when you get around to her I'm prepared for that.

>>49655940
STOP POSTING THIS

Calamity

Mod

>>49655948
>>49655949
GREG!

I got reminded of Calamity Ganon.

Favorite Zelda game? I bet Merth's is Ocarina of Time

>>49655953
Ocarina of Time is actually a respectable choice now, the plebian opinion would be Breath of the Wild as best Zelda

Eric won

>>49655920
why would he wake up in the morning just to diaperpost from 9-6
then again here i am with you guys

>>49655953
Majora's Mask by far, anyone who disagrees got filtered by the 3 day cycle.

Marisa waddles into her cluttered workshop, her black and white striped tights straining against her plump bottom. The diaper she wears beneath her skirt crinkles with each bouncy step. She hums cheerfully as she rummages through piles of dusty tomes and strange ingredients, searching for a rare mushroom she needs for her latest potion.

Suddenly, a loud "BRAP!" echoes through the room as Marisa unknowingly sits down on a weak spot in her diaper. The impact forces a thick, steaming log of shit to squirt out from the side, splattering onto the wooden floor. The pungent odor fills the air, but Marisa remains oblivious, too focused on her task.

She leans over to grab a particularly moldy root, causing another thunderous "BRAP!" as a second log drops into her diaper with a plump. The extra weight makes her diaper sag heavily beneath her skirt. A damp spot begins to spread across the fabric as her bowels continue to empty.

Marisa finally notices the growing warmth and the squishing sensation, but mistakes it for an overflowing bladder. She giggles to herself and waddles over to a pile of old rags in the corner. "Oh dear, I must have drank too much melon soda again!" she sing-songs to herself.

She plops down on the rags, and another thunderous "BRAP! SHHHRRIIIIPPPPP!" rings out as a massive, sizzling log of shit tears its way out of her diaper, splattering onto the rags with a wet, meaty thud. The stench intensifies, but Marisa just fans her nose and giggles.

She hikes up her skirt to check the damage and sees her once pristine diaper is now a sagging, sloppy mess, packed with her ripe, shitty contents. Shit oozes out from the leg holes and waistband, making a complete mess of her diaper and thighs. Marisa just shrugs, not bothered in the slightest by her filthy state.

>>49655961
Majora's Mask is my 2nd favorite and i enjoyed it a lot despite playing the butchered 3ds version. You will never guess what my actual favorite is.

>>49655956
No that would be the retarded opinion because BotW lacks every single defining gameplay feature of a Zelda game and shouldn't be referred to as one.

>>49655962
GADZOOKS!!!

>>49655968
Yes that's what makes it a plebian opinion. Kids these days don't care about OoT anymore. They'll pick MM because it makes them feel hipster and cool though and they saw a video essay on it.

>>49655717
>>49655683
I asked this earlier but are these the biggest breasts you've ever drawn?

>>49655953
It's actually Link's Awakening

Kind of a far-fetched and off-topic question but do you believe Touhou games "fell off" at one point? Are you one of those "it peaked with the 1st windows era and everything after sucks" kids?

The Marisisterhood has declared war on the mikosisters but was informed that Miko month is over and will now wait patiently for 11 months

>>49655985
Bro fell off *skull*

what are the biggest breasts you've ever SEEN?

>>49655985
The AI slop ZUN is doing in 20 is the worst part and he better stop using it after 20 for whatever his pretentious message is. That said lets be real ZUN is only a quarter of Touhou, the fans do all the heavy lifting. It doesn't make me hate Touhou that ZUN is treating his series like this, but it does make me think he should start retiring.

>>49655992
Don't remind me of my ex and how much of a fool i was.

>>49655997
you vill not be a slave to AI and you vill enjoy it

>an indonesian SEAmonkey is the english doujin community's representative
SEAbros we won

hehe
seabros
zebras

you are zebras

>>49655988
sengokudiap...

>>49655985
There are modern touhou games I don't care for but I still lean on the positive end of things

Say "ILOVEHUGGIES" 100 times to win instantly

I have news about maridiaperanon... he got hit by a stationary charter bus while he was walking to get a slurpee from 7/11. I am close friends with him and his mom informed me. Rest in piece anon...

>>49656034
So young... He shall be missed...

>>49656034
Yaaaay he's burning in hell now!

>>49656034
RIP my nigga, gone to soon

I'll reeeemember youuuuuu
Will you remember meeeeee

All marisissies go to heaven, a classic film that tug at the heart strings of millions

huh guys whats wrong i am right here...why cant you hear me....guys?????

Everything is peaceful now... I'm so happy...

Buddhistkeks and Taoistkeks how we respond to mari going to heaven without sounding mad

>>49656081
Heaven can't save us
Hell is a joke
No place left to go
What you see, you cannot believe
But when we rise, you'll know!

Well, we're almost dead, almost dead
Almost dead to the world!
Almost dead, almost dead
Almost dead to the world!

My favorite zeldas are oracle of ages and seasons, what namenigger am I?

marisissies will NOT attain the third formless jhana
marisissies go straight to Hell, do not pass go and do not collect 200 diaper points

>>49656087
Juan

>>49656087
pretendingtobeanameniggeranon... I hope you agree that ages is better than seasons
>>49656096
That would be Twilight Princess.

>>49656097
...

>>49656105
AIEIEEE

do Zanmufags even exist?

>AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE COVETED THE COSPLAYERS!!!!

>>49656117
anytime one is born she inevitably reduces that devotion to nothing

marisissy thought the cycle of death and rebirth was for one lifetime only. her ass is MAD

I... Coveted that wind i suppose.

>>49656130
The joke is farts btw

Not funny. Didn't laugh. Cringe and overused. Go fuck yourself.

>>49656081
why do taoist prefer to live forever than going to heaven and why is heaven angry at them for not wanting to die. Is heaven a scam

heaven? not real btw

>>49656155
*tips mobcap* m'meido

>>49656121
what about Chimatafags, are they returned to nothing(kami)?

>>49656163
they are but it is much more of a slow, insidious burn rather than the popped whoopie cushion that is zanmu doing zanmu things

Let's have a normal poll for once
https://strawpoll.com/e2naXJ9N9yB

Eiki is not a stage 6hu...

>>49656187
She's stage 6-coded

>>49656198
You're stage 6 coded.

Theory: Stage 1 bosses are hairless, and each stage the bosses become hairier, culminating with the Stage 6 boss

Thoughts?

>>49656206
Hmm...

>>49656206
>Thoughts?
Why are you horny.

>>49656208
Why do you associate a girl's natural body with horniness?

>>49656211
It's not an always thing, just feels like this topic has occupied a lot of anon's minds lately is all.
Also I'm biased anyways cause I'm on the hairy kaggy side of the war.

>>49656175
>yes yes, click on my IP-grabbing link heheheh

>>49656155
That's LITERALLY me frfr

Bed time. Time to see if eating chocolate really helps with lucid dreaming.

>>49656175
Shinki had the coolest fight

I feel empty after we lost one of our beloved posters, could someone post shimmie in the chocolate fountain? I wanna laugh...

>>49655683
>>49655727
>>49655728
NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH

HEHEHEHEH

>>49656322
MUH DIK

>>49656175
>Let's have a normal poll for once
I already told you, the answer is Yes. I would unequivocally impregnate Eiki-sama, no questions asked.
All I need is for her to be on my bed.
...Oh and her consent too I guess.

rape sex

I hate waking up and seeing I missed like 400 posts while I was asleep, I'm not reading through all of that...
You burgers have it easy it's probably only like 50 at most for you

>>49656472
Every time I go to sleep you are all already on the cusp of a new thread by the next morning. This is insane behavior you simply can't just skirt around without having to occasionally catch up.

>>49656472
You missed a hell of a lot of cool shit reread it Anon

I took a shit but no new posts came, was it because the thread was dead or I was super duper quick? Scientist still don't know

Mspaintanon left us...

>>49656472
But you'll miss out on all the new drawings

when the world needed him most...

>>49655962
>Marisa waddles into her cluttered workshop, her black and white striped tights straining against her plump bottom. The diaper she wears beneath her skirt crinkles with each bouncy step.
>her black and white striped tights straining against her plump bottom.
>The diaper she wears beneath her skirt crinkles with each bouncy step.
This is confusing. If the diaper is beneath the skirt, that implies there’s nothing between it and the skirt. But she’s also wearing tights, a closed garment, which basically have to go over the diaper and thus be between it and the skirt. You should revise it to have her be wearing pantalettes instead of tights, or to be
>the diaper she wears beneath her skirt and tights
>>49655920
>What is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_sleep_phase_disorder?wprov=sfti1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_sleep_phase_disorder?wprov=sfti1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-24-hour_sleep%E2%80%93wake_disorder?wprov=sfti1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insomnia?wprov=sfti1
>the night shift

>>49656472
Weak, I always read through every post. Get on my level n00b

>>49656532
I kneel, I'll never be as dedicated as you

check out this song i made /jp/hu
https://voca.ro/1gDPSlwOEaeR

>>49656528
Marisissy is the FNAF nightguard

Hakurei Reimu
Kochiya Sanae
Izayoi Sakuya

>>49655728
This is so much better. It's like how Ralsei looks better with his hat on.

>>49655920
>him
>he
Also, why do you assume everyone on this site is male? According to official 4chan statistics they show in their advertising page 1/3 of the sites users are still women. And, considering this is the fandom of a series that’s almost exclusively women, wouldn’t it be fitting to expand that female defaultness to the fanbase? I for one believe women can be just as disgusting as men. #feminism

>>49656548
NOT. MY. HEROES.
WHERE IS MARISA?!

>>49656546
FIVE NIGHTS AT MEIRAS
IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT TO POST I JUST DONT GET IT
WHY DO YOU WANT TO SHART
FIVE NIGHTS AT MEIRAS

>>49656555
We assume so because Tewisaurus Rex lurks these threads and is highly territorial. If she sensed another f*male in her hunting grounds, she would devour the poor creature wthout a second thought.

>>49656555
>1/3 of the sites users
And all of them are in /r9k/, /soc/, /cgl/, /b/ and /trash/. Women in more normal boards like /v/ are much much rarer. Notice how we only have one woman in all of /v/hu which is at least 15 people. That's like a ratio of 1/14. Even on /vp/, a board with a topic women can like, you find almost exclusively men in threads about making your self-insert character.

me? gongaga

>>49656574
/co/ seems to have more women than average, at least going off of Murder Drones and Digital Circus threads, somebody even posted tits with a timestamp

why are women into dumb shit

>>49655920
how many times do I have to say it? at least half the site doesn't have a normal sleep schedule. time zones mean nothing

>>49656528
>>49656555
>>49656592
All of the suddenly and completely organically, a bunch of posts reply to an hours-old post saying that the diaper spammer absolutely isn't filipino because sleep schedules

>>49656598
YUP
YUP
YUP

pinoybroken

>>49656598
That’s because all diaper posters are under the influence of Tlazolteotl, Mexican goddess of filth.

guys whos that on the maricord right now posting futa please stop it's disgusting dicks don't belong there

>>49656616
Donde estas la bibliotheca?

the maripublic is a very diverse nation, yatsuchuddies wouldn't get it

there's a /v/ thread up....

down within 6 hours, calling it now.

>>49656632
Dis nigga still goes to /v/ LMAO
Ouuuuh boy can't wait for the child porn and 404 oh maybe even a sage if we are lucky, don't you love sages? How about 20 posts saying "errrm go back >>vg" or "troonhukeks get the rope" oooooh I love it I love looking at the black and white cocksnin the catalog just to find the thread isn't that fun? All for what? 5 posts a hour? Isn't that great?

>>49656581
Should /jp/‘s (male)girls be posting tits too?

>>49656641
Do you need a glass of water or something

>>49656652
I am just very passionate about how much I hate /v/ now and i am glad I don't need to look at that place anymore

>>49656661
Okay...just remember to take it eajy.

>>49656661
I get you, I hate what /v/ has become recently but I just can't let it go.
I like talking about video games and there is like no other place worth a damn where I can do that

>>49656641
>I love looking at the black cocksnin the catalog
Yuuka...

>>49656666
Thank you for your two cents, Satan.

Yuukabros she keeps on refreshing the catalog on /v/ I don't get it

>>49656671
I can't believe I got quads because I posted >>49656666 TWO WHOLE MINUTES after >>49656665. /jp/hu seriously is like 70% bandwidth of this board

>>49656641
/jp/hu got all the superstars like Merth and his drawvengers, the tourney organizer, the cosplayers, the superplayers, the funny schizos... /v/hu has jobbers like the Chinadiaper schizo (forma CCP) and Tewiavatarschizo. ooof, how will we recover from missing these two?

...what about mspaintanon?

who?

What should I draw?

>>49656712
Rika tits

>>49656712
Hairy Touhou. Maybe hairy Nemuno since she doesn't get anything? I'd say Sannyo but she'd probably actually maintain herself. Though since she's a mountain hag, maybe she'd have vacations every now and then where she could let loose and not have to shave as much...

>>49656712
Meira hairy armpits

>>49656712
Funny Hiners

>>49656712
If the site would let me send a goddamn post for a second then I humbly request Chen banging out the tunes on her funny little keyboard, thank you.

>>49656671
>two cents
Fun fact, the average female areola (colored part of the nipple) is two cents wide!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_(United_States_coin)?wprov=sfti1
>Diameter: 0.75 inches
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areola?wprov=sfti1
>The average diameter of male areolae is around 28.0 mm (1.1 in). Sexually mature women have an average of 38.1 mm (1.5 in), but sizes can exceed 100 mm (4 in).

>>49656730
Huh, neat...
I will keep this in mind while drawing boobs I guess.

we are /v/hus we are refugees and we demand land

you have your fucking plantation goddamnit, stick with it and be fortunate.

>>49656750
Me and Ayapervert cuddling inside the UNICEF tent at the /v/hu refugee camp....

feeding /v/hus to the alligators outside the camp!

>>49656713

>>49656796
new drawfag? praise meira

>>49656796
Funny and cute, good stuff.
Fancy seeing you here btw! Life treating you okay as of late? If that isn't a weird ask anyways.

>>49656801
There already was one earlier in the thread, one who animated a whole video.>>49653903

>>49656801
Not exactly, it's another /jp/ native unless I don't know something. Please be kind to them

>>49656806
praise meira

>>49656796
PerspectiveGOD?! I kneel.

>>49656796
Thank you

>/v/hu is replacing the worthless shitposters like Tewiavatarfagschizo and eikijanny with native /jp/ drawfags that actually contribute something of value instead of snide, unfunny remarks.
everything according to keikaku...

>>49656839
>that actually contribute something of value
This is how it ought to be regardless, no?

...why is everyone?

... I missed the Merth fusu time

>>49657059
who is everyone?

I am all the Sith!

mofuarks mofuarks we are mofuarks

Who's a good little mofuark?

https://strawpoll.com/61gD93X45Zw

>>49657153
The answer for this seems really obvious, I don't get why the poll is neck-and-neck...

>>49657165
It really depends on if its hair or fur, hair is nasty and tangly, fur is comfy and nice but there is not distinction in the poll.

Eew a dog
*kicks*

Dio Brando

Danny

Danny (Steel Ball Run)

Jonathan Joestar

Joseph Joestar

Jotaro Kujo

Josuke Higashikata (part 4)

Giorno Giovanna

I hate you

Jolyne Cujoh

Merth """"""humor""""""

Merth's latest fusu got posted in the mob 2hu thread, and it looks like that ended up derailing into an AI argument... I hate what AI has done to the Internet. I wish it could be uninvented.

>>49657153
>Tied

>>49657372
Tell me about it... USA just passed a bill that allows for AI research without any moral restrictions for 10 years.
It's about to get even worse.

>>49657391
total antiaichuddie death

>>49656715
>>49656716
I tried. But I should've sketched the pose lightly several times first.

>>49657407
>>49657407
Sex

>>49657407
Nemuno! Mountain hag! Yippie! Thank you!

>>49657372
link it

>>49657153
HAIRY HAIRY HAIRY

>>49657429
You can open the catalog anon, don't be lazy...

>>49657440
To send the merth defense system the coordinates need to be exact

im in need of change
im in need of change
im in need of change
im in need of change
(Repeat Chorus 2x)

Merth is probably farming subs for his yt channel and then he will leave for someone else

HEY
MEEEEEEEEERRRRRRTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49657507
yes?

>>49657502
That's a dumb as fuck idea, because
1. The /jp/v/8/ population is not that big
2. He already has a good sized viewerbase
3. You are a retard I bet Merth pays people to make sure YOU don't watch his videos

>>49657514
Hey I've seen people shill themselves for less

>>49657513
Who's your favorite Undertale character and what Touhou would they be friends with?

>>49657521
I get you probably understand that view from what you've witnessed growing up but rest assured Merth is not like your mother

[DREAM JOURNAL]
Eating chocolate before bed did not make my dream more lucid. Mima appeared at one point but the dream was mostly filled with tendie content and i already forgot 80% of it.

[SELP IMPOSED DAILY CHALLENGE]
For the entire tday and starting from now, i will ONLY talk about 2hu. No off-topic franchises, no namefriends, no hornyposting and no blogposting.

>>49657525
Deltarune is much better than Undermeme....

>>49657533
>Undertale
>Has Papyrus

>Deltarune
>Has no Papyrus

>>49657525
I don't play undertroon albeit, also stop bothering me I'm trying to get pegged here

>>49657532
>No off-topic franchises, no namefriends, no hornyposting and no blogposting.
So uhhhh what are you going to even talk about?

>>49657542
Fake and gay. Merth drew Deltarune fanart.

>>49657531
How much is he paying you? or do you do it for free...

>>49657532
Let me guess. You masturbated with your friend and now your streak is over.