Thread 49656977

P'orcer Horde Edition

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>>49656977 (OP)
I bet orcs would be good for this

go to sleep

>four hours without a thread again
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>49657392
Pretty sure saw this one go up shortly after the previous one expired

>>49657392
This one went up a few hours ago anon. Everyone is either sleeping or at work.

>KC publicly released pale rider
>Still haven't posted a new girl
Nani?

>>49657409
Nobody leaks it anyway.

>>49657405
I was sleeping. Sorry. Here's the pic I was going to use to start the thread!

>>49657446
Well the second to last girl gets a wiki release

>>49657451
Pet wight
Wight happy
(Un)life good

>>49657452
I don't care about that at all.

>>49657486
Okay? Anything else you want to tell me you're not a fan of?

>>49657534
I bet he hates having sex.

Undead hours.

>>49657673
Gonna post on 4mon about how I HATE having sex and how I WOULD NEVER want to be RAPED by a SEXY MONSTER GIRL

>>49657867
>Chatgpt, generate all the monster girls

Send me an angel.

>>49658099
CHOOSE THE FORM OF YOUR DESTRUCTOR.

We need a change of pace. A new direction. We can't rely on generic talk of what girl you would like to spend time with anymore.

Between which rooms is it best to mount a wallfox?

a finally a non gacha OP thread, anyway got some new splices

>>49658489
I've also updated my archive

>>49658483
We like gacha now.

>>49657451
I miss him so much, bros...

>>49658513
Lewd rata bundling all her sexy bits away... except for her sexiest bit, her fluffy tail!

>>49658668
He just had so much love to share.

Water your plants.

throw some ideas for monster girl pics

>>49658936
Miss Wurm making potato soup

>>49658936
gym clothes balrog

>>49658936
hinezumi pitting chilli sause on cheese

>>49658936
minotaur blushing and handing over milk

>>49658936
ojou blue dragon

>>49658936
https://tenor.com/view/marin-marin-kitagawa-kitagawa-world-world-if-we-dont-kiss-gif-3682923118453941155
This but with a pyrow or balrog.

>>49658936
Pear shaped loli Pale Rider

>>49659061
which disease is she though?
good thing skai already covered cowpox

>>49658936
Kirara feet pics!

>>49657392
Bro, I started this thread within 2 minutes of the old one dying.

>>49658936
Ratatoskr obsessing over a can of mixed nuts

If I manage to Sekiro style parry an Ochimusha’s entire combo what do I win?

>>49658936
New wonderland monster girl based on the White Knight character from Through the Looking Glass. She doesn't have to be a centaur, but she should have the armor and the goofy contraptions.

>>49659185
Which is strange because 4chan is giving me timestamps for three hours of nothing.

>>49659192
Yeah, no one posted for a few hours before it died. The thread died, but I immediately started a new thread when it did.

>>49659205
That's just as bad but in a different way!

>>49659215
Correct. It's to be expected though. Instead of one big camp, now we have two small camps now on different sites. Neither of us engage with each other. We're speed-running the death of the English-speaking MGE community.

>>49659230
I can live with that as I'm not really a part of it.

>>49659230
one's a community and the other is a landfill

>>49659230
It's a real shame as I just got back here about six months ago after being gone near a decade. Not that I usually do much besides lurk.

>>49659249
Problem is the landfill is the avenue where new blood can come through and keep the heart pumping. If the landfill dies, the other community will be dead within a year.

>>49659258
You actually got a funny full circle where you entirely missed the arc where anons started getting really, really anal about what kind of image was okay to post. Even now nobody really posts images of anything but mgs.

>>49659269
that "new blood" you ask for is already here and septic. to be expected of /vg/

>>49659230
Quick scroll through both threads instantly reveals that vast majority of the actual day-to-day life of the thread migrated, anyone still staying here in the dump with spammers and shitposters and refusing to at least post in both places is the one splitting the community.

>>49659451
I post in both places because they delete all my posts about scat porn.

>>49659258
To be fair this place has been quite dead since the spammer went overdrive, also some retards like the breathfag killing all Danuki posting plus any other monster girl discussion since he started shitting with AI garbage, even the retard posting grimdark /tg/ garbage moved on.
The last time I saw this thread truly alive was with the gaping stuff, I'm not even joking.

>>49659486
God, those were good times.

>>49659486
Imagine how things would be if 4chan was never hacked.

>>49659486
What's sad is I never cared for grimdark, but I didn't care for mamanobama either. Having genuinely good girls compete over a smaller pool of men without guaranteed success or a happy ending was a very interesting plot hook for worldbuilding in the days when our writefags made their own worlds.

The good and bad a girl would do to get a husband that loved her. God, that was nice.

>>49658954
Of course she knows how, she's not an idiot!

said the wurm

>>49659593
That boulderhead is making cream of onion instead of potato soup! It will still be delectable.

>>49659598
with extra rocks for flavor

>>49659451
>both threads

You counting the capy general monstergirl thread or the mge thread? Because those are different things...

>>49659618
i've not looked at a thread there besides the mge one

>>49659624
You're missing out.

>>49658936
RED BARON HARPY

Can we talk about the turtles?

>>49659774
accidently bullying her and having to deal with an increasingly turned on turtle

>>49659807
You've really gone beyond the regular bounds of creative writing here.

>>49659818
hit me up for commissions

>>49656977 (OP)
Backup thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/28189.html

>>49659834
Does it feel good reposting content from here within a minute of it being made? Just come back here and stop lying to yourself.

>>49659851
I didn't realize I was only allowed to post my own OC in one place.

>>49659871
he's been pretty desperate lately. you know how it is

>>49659871
>announcing yourself in third person
Em...?

>>49659154
>which disease is she though?
Some kind of a mild to moderate nymphomania fever probably, it would be a plump mesugaki in a skintight bodysuit after all.

Elves are so silly.

>>49659593
Sooooouper art, Yerb!

>>49659033
>>49658964
[yapping sounds]

>>49659978
Not theft. Piracy. Peer to peer.

>>49660247
Piracy?

>>49660271
spicy cheese is quite nice, you should try it anons

>>49660271
also, I forgor but I am willing to turn one of the suggestions into a high effort colour pic, I just wanna know which one is the preferred one for the anons

>>49660286
either >>49660271
or that ojou dragon one

>>49660283
I love pepperjack!

>>49660286
I requested Souper Wurm, but Miss Fire Mouse is A+ and I gotta go with her.

>>49660286
I guess I'll vote either the blue Dragon or my own request (the Pale Rider)

>>49660367
Why is she racist?

boo new MGE girls. why not ISR sphinx?

>>49660628
A bit too adventurous for my tastes. Just give me a plain monster girl.

>>49660670
Here you go! Barely a monster girl!

>>49660846
Yes lucky we don't have to suck that artists dick no more.

>>49660864
~But we can anyway, right?~

>>49660879
No.

>>49660976
Awwww, you're no fun.

What if: MEOW-based economy?

>be hero
>try to slay dragon
>gives the whole “fufufu I shall turn the dragon slayer into the dragon breeder and forever corrupt his bloodline” like this was some bad porno
>9 months later
>she gives birth to a boy
>ask her about that whole “corrupting my bloodline thing”
>Stares daggers at me and whispers that she’ll destroy my pelvis once our son is sleeping

>>49661284
Good end.

Good night, Anons! Don't burn down the thread. If you burn down the thread, Miss Nacho will sense it with her weird Lovecraftian spider powers, then show up at your house to draw crude pictures of you pooping RIGHT ON YOUR SLEEPING FACE!
So, like, don't burn down the thread or Miss Nacho gonna getchu.

>>49661453
That's not very nice of her.

>>49661493
Well, then don't burn down the thread.

bird

How do you escape the fox rape dimension?

>>49661681
become the rape yourself
show that fox who's boss

>>49661681
it's not so bad once you get used to it

>>49661701
thats a big fox

>>49661681
You can't rape the willing.

Imagine the smell of Bapho-chan's breath!

>>49661681
You can't outfox the fox.
Try it, and you will find yourself sealed in the depths of the tails for a month.

SKWEEWELS!

>>49662428
The lesser of two weevils?

>>49662436
What's the other one?

>>49662607
The greater of two weevils

>>49662607
Isn't she partnered up with an ogre or an oni?

Been trying sloppa for the first time.

You know that scene where frodo is standing above the lava in mt doom, struggling with the rings immense seduction, and he eventually turns back to sam and gives into its power?

Yeah, I'm feeling exactly like that right now, only the ring is a nice digital cheshbutt.

>>49662810
With a little work you can get rid of that plasticy look.
Fun fact though: it's not a telltale sign of AI, it's actually a really popular shading method and that is why AI does it so much.

>>49662923
create is a strong word for that

>>49662923
Learning a little more every hour, but I think I'm getting there. Another week or two and I think I'll be able to prooompt some solid stuff

mosquito bites

>>49662946
You are the only anon to use the world create in the thread.

>>49663001
>Be you, taking a morning constitutional
>Hot and sweaty because you're a lazy, fat Anon
>Feel a bite on your arm
>Slap it reflexively
>"Ow, what the fuck!?"
>Ugh, it's a Vamp Mosquito
>Slap her again, just to be sure
>"Aah!~"
>Oh, no...

>>49663082
>>49663001
Is it weird if I want her to bite my dick?

>>49663177
Women with dangerous teeth are sexy, so I get it. But I personally would want a more dangerous looking mouth wrapped on my dick.
Pic unrelated, I'm talking about YOUR MOM!

>>49662806
Does Latenight have any story that goes along with these images?

>>49663187
I mean not just bite, but also suck out blood from it while I'm completely erect

>>49663208
I need Miss Haku to weigh in on whether the physics of that are even possible.

>>49663225
Miss Mosquito's bites aren't painful, it just causes a bit of irritation (the sexual kind)

>>49663236
Yeah, but your erections are just your penis engorging with blood. That runs directly counter to Miss Vamp M. sucking blood out of it while you're erect.

>>49663236
mosquito msgk was simply meant to be

>>49663254
Wouldn't the suction cause more blood to go there then?

>>49663276
I'd expect it to be less since the blood isn't there making things big--it's just passing through. This is why we need Miss Haku to go all Clarissa on us.

>>49663194
>>49663209
>>49663212
>>49663215
I'll see if I can dig them up in the archives and add them to my splicing backlog for you anon

I do enjoy a little of the machine every now and again.
https://files.catbox.moe/kcm4cw.png

>>49661255
>an economy where male spending power is based entirely on how well they pleased cats that day

>>49663893
you get bonus points for ms jinko, what with her being endangered and all

It's taking some time, for Ojou Blue Dragon is en route

>>49663927
At first I was like "how is she an ojou"
And then I saw the drills
MAH GAHD the drills

>>49663989
>>49663927
ojou laugh pose is one thing
but nothing screams "desuwa" more than giant drills

Ded

>>49663893
Would my severe cat allergy put me on disability or just broke?

>>49664256
you just take 4x damage from cat-based attacks and assorted nekomancy

>>49664256
Hey, some girls might be into that sort of thing.

>>49664280
>>49664356
Pls no. It's the struggle to breathe and move kind of severity. I'm truly just outside of needing an epi-pen

>>49663001
>bites you to make you horny before tempting you with that body

>>49664388
>being so allergic to cats you can't fuck cats.
Is this legal? We need to consult the tome.

>>49663927
that's fantastic, thanks yerb

>>49663989
could fit your whole head in those things

>>49664876
The only GOOD fox is an ANCIENT fox.

How do you see through vulpine deception? How can you know a fox is being honest?

>>49664841
A glorious future.

>>49665257
Young foxes are the most trustworthy because they haven't learned how to trick people.

>>49665703
Sweet. Imps are good girls.

I'm here to IMPlore this thread to give the typical assistant mamono a bit more FAMILIARity on this thread! They deserve it!

have you prepared for freedom day anons?

>>49665730
Indeed.

Familiar

>>49665727
We should write more greentexts about familiars cucking baphomets.

>>49665703
i didnt get imped
she got anon'd

>>49665774
>she got anon'd
More like she got Anon D, amirite?

>>49665257
just embrace it

>>49665904
>It's not rape, it's planned sex I didn't tell you about
Damn foxes, when will the lies end?

>>49666000
It sickens me how hard that poor sweet girl was cucked, Anon.

>>49665766
I could see that. Baphs and Ryus meet up at the Bad End Bar after another long week of being single...
>Miss Baph has a death grip on her bottle of sherry, and she's taking liberal pulls from it.
>Miss Ryu is daintily holding a martini glass in her fingers, its interior a tiny storm of liquors and lightning.

>Miss Baph complaining about every single Sabbath recruit ending up with a witch, a familiar, or Maou help her, an IMP before she even gets a chance to meet them
>Too much paperwork, too much research, too many meetings...
>She hasn't got a minute to spare for recruitment drives.
>AND she's got something wrong with her hooves and no time to get it looked at.

>Miss Ryu swigs her drink back flamboyantly
>"And you think YOU have problems?"
>"I'm lucky if I even see my own minions. Just a den of white shadows preventing anyone from even getting near the temple."
>"I haven't seen a human in over a year. Not even the old lady the village sends with the Christmas cookies."
>"Apparently she's a SLUT and a WHORE."
>"I'm so glad you invited me out tonight. I really needed it."

>Just then, a young man enters the Bad End Bar.
>He points excitedly at their table.
"YOU! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
"YOUR SNAKES STOLE ALL MY BROTHERS! NOW I HAVE TO RUN THE FARM ALONE!"
>Miss Ryu and Miss Baph share a look.
>And Miss Ryu winds her tail behind this anonymous complainer, and exclaims, "Oh, I am terribly sorry."
>She flutters her eyelashes at the boy.
>"However can I make this... up... to you?"

>Miss Baph sighs dramatically.
>It is really not her night.

>>49666056
Baphs and Lims seem to never catch a break it seems

Gachabro, can you post new pictures please. It's getting boring.

Yeah, post pics of TALLFLATS and Non-Euclidean Monster Girls!

I draw da creeping coin

>>49666183
Wtf I didn't expect to see you here

>>49666198
o/

>>49666198
It's where all the cool coins hang out

>>49666183
I don't like the way she's looking at me. It looks like she's up to no good.

The lack of discussion and posts of yetis around here is disturbing. Let's fix that!

>>49666268
I wouldn't worry about it

Rabbits are underrated

>>49664256
Deported from cat kingdom straight into dog country. Enjoy your new best friends (with benefits)

>>49666056
I'd take the goat with the ryu, the farm could always use more animals.

>>49663212
Wasn't there another drawing that was this image but with the angle from the back?

>>49662986
>>49662810

Back again.

This was a huge mistake. This is the most addictive thing ive done since playing WoW 20 years ago. I lost like $300+ bucks today by not doing any work (WFH job, choose own hours). Instead I've just been staring at my screen like a junkie, proooompting every fantasy that comes to mind. I feel like I'm speedrunning zoomer brainrot. It's so quick and easy to generate high quality stuff, my brain basically registers it as worthless and moves onto the next image immediately.

I'm on like 4 hours sleep and I keep coming back to it. It's too late for me, anons. Learn from my mistakes and never start proompting.

>>49666994
Welcome to the dark side, anon. I've been here for 8 months now, generating ai sloppa

>>49666996
it'd be even better if you kept it to yourself

>>49666994
I did the same thing about 6 months ago, and only having a shit 1080TI and my hard drive imploding keep me from setting it all up again. When the video stuff gets good, I will be back, though. Just imagine what you're doing now in motion.

I would kill to feed some of my old stories into a generator to make them into a series. I would also pay a fuckton for real artists to get the characters right to train it on for that. I mean, I just bought a classic corvette, but I want that so much more.

I wanna become a lamia's body pillow

>>49667005
I went the online route instead of local. Costs more, but it's stupidly easy to learn and use.

If the video stuff ever gets good, then god help us all. I will probably goon myself to death

>>49667038
>>49666994
Don't be afraid to post more cute pics like these here. I really like them!

>>49667062

I'll post sparingly. I know janjan won't be happy with me if the resident autiste gets a little too mad about too much sloppa

>>49667102
There are no jannies left

Is it true, janjan? Have you finally met your end?

Maybe I should post some premium catbutt to test your existence

>thread overtaken by AI niggers
fucking grim

>>49667334
Would you fuck a grim reaper, tho? Assuming she was a cute girl, of course?

>>49667337
only if she was a fox.

>>49667339
Well, I would assume that a mamono grim reaper is going to be spooky, undead, and gothy, but I guess she could also be a fox for you foxoplasmosis types.

>>49667334
Hey, at least we're finally getting posts after all the autists left.

>>49667334
It was already overtaken by subhuman furfaggots, blackedfaggots, futafaggots and vorefaggots from Cheral's and the CP poster's /trash/ discord. Atleast the saboteur janny hired in 2023 that was probably also a member of their CP discord seems to have quit after the 4chan hack.

Well, it IS Furry Friday, so we're allowed to post the most erotic furries of them all--pics of OP's mom!

>>49667373
>Cheral
I miss him so much bros. This place used to be much livelier with him around.

>>49667373
Just have a bit of fun, friend.

>>49667386
Why would you say you miss him when you're in his discord server? The only thing that missed that leech was his crackwhore mother's coat hanger.

fuck this noise
someone point me towards an art totorial or some shit
would rather learn and c9ntribue then this souless garbage

>>49667503
Go to /ic/, they've got you covered

>>49667503
You can do both? You don't do both?

>>49667512
thanks comrade

>just sign on the dotted line
>write my name above her nipples

>>49667524
That counts, Anon.

>>49667491
I don't use pisscord.
I wished he was still around commissioning stuff. I don't care about the NTR horse shit he does, he also commissioned some good shit.

>>49667526
I wrote my name on a demon. That means I own her, right?

It's kinda funny how Cheral left years and years ago now and people are still buck broken about it

>>49667524
would be a fun way to sign
infuse it with a mana tatoo or some shit so it glows when a contract clause comes up

>>49667555
I don't understand what drives some of the posters here at all.

>>49667568
For quite a few people I assume it's almost a habit thing. They've been here for like 10+ years and now just have it as a habit rather than actually talking about monster girls.
Anyhow, tell me what your favorite monster girl is and why she has the best wings. (Winglets need not apply)

>>49667524
I sign it with my cum

>>49667585
nta but
balrog
becuase heated blanket winghug

>>49667585
Cait sith can have wings because they are angels of Bastet.

>>49667628
Fuck off Mick

>>49667585
Ushis don't need WINGS to fly, Anon.

>>49667636
Returning to Mother Base

>>49667631
You come to my home thread and disrespect me so...

>>49667658
I like to think Miss Ushi is on the lookout for a single man to drop on. Wouldn't that be lovely? A cute spooder wife delivered straight from the heavens above!

>>49667555
>people are still buck broken about it
Most of all he himself and his discord orbiters, who've been constantly spamming and raiding /mgt/ for over two and a half years since then.

>>49667690
Why would the people talking to him be buck broken about him not posting? How would HE be buckbroken about it?

>>49667690
>not posting here
>coming to post here
>posting angrily here about how you can't post here
Are you sure you planned this boogeyman out in your head properly?

>>49667690
Wightfag already gave up years ago, not sure about his buddies
I think he divorced his wife for good...

>>49667195
>Pic
Fucking saved

An alice, a dormouse, and a jabberwock. I can't think of a better harem to be honest!
Actually I can, but this is a good combo as well.

>>49662986
>>49662810
>>49667038
>>49667102
Damn these are surprisingly good for AI.
Is it still bad at making actual porn?

>>49658989
I finished the desuwa.
The drills make her extra ladylike

>>49667926
I see she's been learning from her creeping coin friend well

>>49667872
Tried it out and I gotta say, NAI has become WAY fucking better in the last few years
https://images2.imgbox.com/9f/ce/EPVjB88G_o.png

You can generate more than just mge girls.

>>49668017
Just remember that even your /trash/cord "friends" merely tolerate your existance because they think you're a useful asset to them. The moment you push your overinflated ego at their direction and make yourself inconvenient they'll drop you too. You can end yourself any time that's convenient for you.

How can I ever respect my lizard boss when she’s got a tail this small?

>>49667926
she looks great! thank you yerb

>>49667926
The area between her thighs is mort important

>>49668207
to be fair i am pretty useful.

i want a hot springs moment

>>49668539
Nah you're useless, just as you are irl

>>49668599
You have a containment thread to go to.

>>49668605
Fuck off faggot, this place is like the wild west, anyone can do whatever they want here

>>49668611
Yes... that's why you all left.

>>49668605
you're the guy banned everywhere else

>>49668616
This is actually a good time to post my hellhound that I do transparently post the progress of but you may have missed.
Well, if catbox weren't down. But it is. So you'll just have to find it.

Good morning, my fellow Ameowicans! Please do not use fireworks tonight out of respect for your catgirl neighbors, who find them frightening.

>>49668642
Dog when thunder or fireworks

>>49668673
Even cows get scared of loud noises.

It comes out this month! Volume 10!

>>49668673
>>49668703

>>49668703
spiders are sensitive to vibrations

>>49668749
Spiders are good girls with strong feelings. I love them.

>>49668673
Pupper...

Capybros, what went wrong?

>>49668884
Was it socially acceptable? Really?

This fat fuck ate every single pepper in my garden.

>>49668969
Use hot peppers to deter greenwormery

>>49669022
That will just turn her into a Flame Type Greenworm, aka "Redworm". She'll still be relentless, and also very ~spicy~.

>>49669030
Interdasting. So if I feed her molasses... she becomes slow as molasses?

>>49669072
No, she just poops molasses cookies. Mamono are weird!

>>49669072
good luck getting unstuck from a molasses slime

>>49669090
>but the Tar-Babe, she don't say a word
>and Sister Fox lays herself low

>>49669087
I hate it when they get ectoplasm all over the house

Undead hours.

>>49668879
If that's wrong, then I don't ever want to be right

>>49668879
Madness, madness and butthurt.

>>49668879
What happened? Is Capy kill?

I wish there were drawings of Ratatoskrs eating.

>>49669449
The whole internet is at your hands with tools that can do just that for you. You can make them!

>>49669444
anon loves being a dramatic gossipy bitch

>>49669444
They're having a metldown over alp posting except this time the admin told them there was nobody doing it.

>>49669473
Fucking called it a couple months ago. I knew it was only going to be a matter of time before they started railing about moderation over there too. The honeymoon phase is wearing off. They'll be back here in no time

>>49669488
>Two More Weeks: the post
Meanwhile back in reality:
>the secluded and obscure altchan thread had more posts made than this Original™ 4chan™ Certified™ thread since it was made, even with dozens of empty spam
>dumbass alp drama was quickly solved thanks to mods being present and cooperative instead of being completely absent

>>49668207
>>49667690
>>49667373
Get the fuck over yourself nobody really gives a shit anymore. Shit should have ended with the official statement from Cross but you dumb fucks are like R*ddit gossiping about livestreamers being retards.

Look at this lamia!

>>49666000
>State sponsored teenage lamia brides delivered right to your door

Japan sounds like a really fun place

>>49669785
If he cannot make take the otaku away from the anime he will simply have you breed the anime.

>>49669793
Nice monster girl image, fucker.

>>49667926
>big hair
>big tail
>big heart
perfection

>>49669458
I don't want an automaton to do my art so I can do my laundry and dishes. I want an automaton to do my laundry and dishes so I can do my art.

>>49667872
>Is it still bad at making actual porn?

I've had no problem proompting 95% of the scenarios I want. The quality is good enough, and if it isn't, you can usually inpaint the image until you get there. It gets much harder when you have 3 or more characters though.

https://files.catbox.moe/3urx9k.png

>>49669473
>there was nobody doing it.
WRONG! It was me, Barry. I was the one who shit your pants.

It's America day, why is the fox still trying to rape me instead of just eating burgers?

>>49670086
Her burger needs mayonnaise.

>>49669998
Kiki finally worked up the courage to approach her new master. It only cost the golden scales on her legs, but it was a happy ending after all. The end!

https://files.catbox.moe/x70opm.png

>>49670107
The price of love!

Need cow...
Love cow...
Mmm cow.......

>>49670386
Still waiting on that weresheep kiss cg, lol.

I love wolf girls

Remember when threads had 700+ replies

>>49670828
No. Do you remember... when we fell in love?
https://youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc?list=RDLeiFF0gvqcc

>>49670362
I love a happy ending

>>49669998
Wtf I'm not that handsome

Kissing siths!

>>49671003
Dobermommy...

英語圏の人達用にLINEsticker作ってみました
良かったら使ってみてください！
https://line.me/S/sticker/31112496

>>49671811
I don't see any monster girls bro

>>49670828
The board is just way faster now. Threads used to last a week.

>>49672267
>Threads used to last a week.
That was never the case, normally these threads lasted 1-3 days depending on /jp/ speed

Guys, I have a radical idea--what if we just flood our threads with shitposts? Then we can easily get to 700, 800, even 900 posts per thread!

>>49672537
You know what we should do? We should look at what Capy is talking about, then talk about that but more than them. Right now that appears to be
>Bees

>>49672543
On it.
https://files.catbox.moe/2pm0ni.avif

>>49672543
Sorry anon. i have no opinion of bees except as the ultimate bad end being turned into a drone for the hive.

>>49672537
90% of the threads are already nothing but /trash/ raider spam. If you want 900 posts that would require mick, cheral and the rest of their discord to spend less time jerking off to their friend's 3DCP stash and spend even more time flooding the thread with garbage.

>>49672757
far too many low level adventurers who underestimate bees just because they look cheerful

>>49672776
Touch grass holy shit.

>>49672776
>90% of the threads are already nothing but /trash/ raider spam

Translation from the ancient, hugbox plebbit-speak:
90% of the threads are already nothing but typical posts from your average 4chan user.

>Arrested by officer hellhound
>Sits on my face
>Begins reading me my rights
>It’s been two hours and she still isn’t finished

>>49672871
She won't be done until her scent is permanently ingrained into your face, like ink from a tattoo. Then she's gonna carry you off to "jail" (her house).

>>49672871
>Get arrested by officer demon
>Get put into custody
>Not allowed to leave until I sign a "release form"
>It's been 4 fucking hours of her telling me to sign it

>>49672913
>Release form is over 40 pages long, plus another 73 pages of appendices.
>It has a centerfold

>>49672954
Defend us from the monster hordes, princess human.

>>49672917
>If you dare scrawl your signature she gets upset and reprints the page demanding you sign it again properly

>>49672957
>Nakajima-san enlists as a pilot in the IJN so he can valiantly defend his homeland from the specter of the Grey Ghost
>dies in vain as Enterprise rains death and destruction on the IJN Fleet
>decades later his great-grandson is jerking off to Enterprise while calling her his wife

>>49672537
Nice idea! I'll start.
>>49672543
>>49672776
Fuck off capycuck

>>49672776
Wightfag isn't interested in little kids, he's only interested in getting his wife fucked by white men

>>49673439
Oh right it's cat day. I forgot.
Forgive me, for I have sinned.

>>49673498
I dub thee CAT SLAVE.

>>49673530
save me, mouse kingdom

>>49673541
That may not work. Mice are not usually badass, no matter the cosplay outfits they have.