Thread 49658408

Gomen

Don't say swears

>>49658408 (OP)
lol you guys flew too close to the sun. Now you won't have a thread anywhere.

That'll teach you to say slurs pal

https://strawpoll.com/61gD93X45Zw

HAIRLESS WON KEK

IT'S JOEVER HAIRY LOSERS

IT IS MANDATORY FOR ALL GIRLS TO SHAVE NOW EVERYDAY

Haaaaaai!!!!! I'm Reimu!

I AM GOING TO SAY IT

to that anon,
it was an intentional choice for my autism

>>49658438
The card being photoshopped in? It looks ugly though. Life isn't a photoshop flowey battle...

Literally bombed all of her spells

>>49658431
Anon...

Somebody... tell him...

>>49658443
...I was going to make this reference. Why did you steal it from me?

>>49658460
So you can learn and correct 103 before he continues down the path he's on

In this world it's draw or be drawn

i hecking love meira

Women are meant to be smooth and soft

Soft and Wet

>>49658443
it isn't finished and i haven't paid him yet,,,,,,,,(103 if you're reading im sorry i leaked a small pic i will pay you a lot) but everything other than the hands will be handdrawn.
it's meant for us to self insert anyways

>>49658480
You're photoshopping in the hands? Why? Is this a Jojo Kira reference?

>commission leaks
This is a new low

Another easy MariCC

Anyone got a recap of the last episode of Merth & Friends? I heard a ton of stuff happened in it but I forgot to set my Tivo to record it

>>49658499
>"easy" CC
>no lives no bombs left
Uh-huh.
Congrats anyway.

Who gave the poll to the Japanese?

>>49658408 (OP)
https://voca.ro/13LiV4an54nu

>>49658530
I posted it and the catbox on a Japanese message board because I thought it was funny

>>49658530
>Hairyfags need to rig to win
Ohnononono

>>49658530
>He's unironically doxing people
PEOPLE ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE STRAWPOLL MEME HAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING RETARDS I WARNED YOU IT WAS A DATAMINING TRAP

>>49658538
...Could you at least ask for help in translating them into Japanese?

>>49658538
parseecosplayer... post the link

>>49658551
Wrong namefag, no link for you now

Harooo nippon frendos. May watashi wa see your 1cc charutos?

>>49658559
it's so over

>>49658546
Holy shit shut the fuck you dumbass baby bitch boy. What am I supposed to do with this information, give you ads? Hack into your computer and see your Touhou feet pics? Fuck off like the obedient little shart stain you are and stop thinking everything is malicious.

>Everyone called Ayapervert a doxxer
>Merth doxes everyone instead
APOLOGIZE TO AYAPERVERT NOW

If I knew how to music I'd make a version of Koishi's theme that includes the freedom motif from Deltarune

>The Japanese have horrid disgusting taste in fetishes
Wooooooooow I would never! Who would ever have seen that one coming! Oh my oh geez...

>>49658589
here i'll give you a baseline to work off of

dududu nududu... nanandudunana naaaa nanaaaa dudununununanana

>>49658530
>49 votes
....where did all these people came from...?

>>49658591
Notice how its mainly ameriGODS having the right opinion #noticing

>>49658559
What if I asked nicely? Pretty please?

>>49658601
>>49658538

Aren't strawpolls prone to being rigged anyways? Just assume 80% of the votes are fake

The absolute cope

Wanna do some jiggies in these chaotic times? I can host.

I'm starting to think something might be amiss

i like jiggies

>The Japanese are based gods who are united in their love for women
>The forces of w*stoids are disorganized and have to cheat to rig the poll against them
We could learn a thing or two from the Japanese...

/v/hu population? already beat by /jp/hu

>Thread deleted
The hell did you retards do

https://jiggie.fun/aQJJfG
enter

It's time to kick these nips back to hiroshima

>>49658551
Parseecosplayer is Japanese?

>>49658559
We have a namefag that posts in Japanese sites? Can't anyone do that with the exception of a few geolocked sites that keep gaijins out?

>>49658287
Didn't get a chance to say so right away but holy fuck yes yes yes yes yes yes yes PLEASE, this already has such great potential. Oh my god...
Also I thought about it some yesterday and I decided to try and do my own fusu, wanted to finish it last night but I will likely just have to post it here when it's done tonight instead (wanted to maybe put it in her thread but maybe it's just best contained here for now). Not revealing the girl outright until completion though.

>>49658672
Why is she in the Undertale battle screen

>Saves /jp/hu from a hairless kagerou that the europeans tried to force on everyone
APOLOGIZE AND APOLOGIZE NOW

>>49658691
You're the only one that's saying Europeans don't want this

I abstained from voting due to no pampers option

Maribel Hearn

>>49658694
He's not the only one saying it. I'm Spartacus.

Post rare gyates

So... if I vote Merth finds out where I lived and what I voted for?

Reporting all these spam threads ban evading cunts

>>49658727
It doesn't directly say that you yourself voted it just says "someone from x place voted this" and I have no idea who's who

The only way for me to know is if you straight up say where you live in the thread coughcough JUAN ahem

merthVILLAIN

>>49658588
Yup, those apologies will be coming in any minute now..

>>49658421
Did something happen ?

>>49658761
Yeah, you're refusing to post gyates with me and now i will enact revenge.

Today I will be performing the "try not to shit yourself challeng" let's go

I lost

>>49658788
...You know, you're actually giving me an idea for the next contest.

>>49658796
Playing the most fun marishot challenge right?

Ayaperv...

Ayapervert hates this place

Benben

is there a /v/ thread up?

that image will be up the entire day

Soft looking Aya

Soft and wet

Paisley Park

Favorite Naruto arc?

>>49658861
not telling you ;)

SAY

...where did everyone go?

>>49659028
Fucking around in other boards

>>49659067
Last thread hit 800...

Is it okay for Buddhist monks to suck dick?

You can't post that

>>49659047
...Can I join?

The calm after the storm... Just like the cult classic Hidden Star in Four Seasons.

Mai, Satono, I demand white noise

>>49659177
Master Okina... You have no earholes.

I want to jack off but I hear a group of construction workers working on the house right next to me should I call ICE? My computer is right next to the window and I can hear them talking and walking around I can't get off with this going on

>>49659202
Deal with it

>>49659238
Ogey

>>49658984
jah?

...where did everyone go?

I’m right here y’know just hanging around….

...Whatcha doin?

>>49659376
I'm [redacted] whille [redacted]

>>49659401
Pondering my position in an uncaring monstrous cosmos

>>49659421
...Your position can never beat the indominable human spirit living inside all of us... Cheer up...

>>49659431
Okay!

>>49659466
Yay!

>>49658660
Kick the nips?
More like buck my hips against Clownpiece

A lot of old /v/hu statements have been living rent free on my head. Please tell me if you agree with them:

>you should never bomb in the first 3 stages if you want a 1cc. At most, use 1 bomb in stage 3
>every stage 4 theme slaps
>DDC is the most broken 2hu game from a stability standpoint and SakuyaB is the worst shot of all
>CDS' first artist was better and he wanted Mima to be in before she cursed him with bone disease
>Cirno is the reddit fairy
>fumos are reddit
>Yukari fucks children

>>49658654
Is Hecatia aware of how unladylike she is sitting in that image? Is she aware she might be setting a very bad example for clownpiece?

>>49659511
I made up every single one of those up

>>49659511
>>you should never bomb in the first 3 stages if you want a 1cc. At most, use 1 bomb in stage 3
I said this

Thoughts on gorilla women?
Which 2hu is a gorilla woman?

>>49659530
Kino
Yuugi

>>49659511
Calls Cirno and fumos Reddit then proceeds to post a picture of Cirno in a Fumo style. You’re from Reddit aren’t you?!

>>49659511
Let me go with them one by one
>you should never bomb in the first 3 stages if you want a 1cc. At most, use 1 bomb in stage 3
False. I bomb Nazrin in UFO hard because dealing with her barrier is annoying unless you are Marisa. In general I try to avoid bombing as long as possible but it's not the end of the world.
>every stage 4 theme slaps
Ehhh. I don't think there is a BAD stage 4 theme but ZUN rarely does and bad tracks. I rarely find myself thinking stage 4 theme is the best in the game so I dunno I'm thinking false.
>DDC is the most broken 2hu game from a stability standpoint and SakuyaB is the worst shot of all
MarisaA is worse. And I found DS more unstable.
>CDS' first artist was better
1000 x YES
>and he wanted Mima to be in before she cursed him with bone disease
*shrug*
>Cirno is the reddit fairy
False
>fumos are reddit
Then maybe I should just leave I have like 14 of them
>Yukari fucks children
...no comment

>>49659549
Why yes *tips fedora* love me sum EoSD.

Edit: Thanks for the reddit gold! No "Blarkus18", it's pronounced Chillno

Gorilla women are the ones that don't shave ever

>>49659511
>Don't bomb until stage 4
Usually true, except some games throw absolute bullshit at you early on, like UFO. So, "bomb when you need to" applies still
>Every stage 4 theme slaps
I can't recall EoSD's very much, but I'm of the minority who remembers attacks more than music anyway
>DDC is THE most broken
Maybe. SakuyaB fucking sucks. There's some competition though, so I am not sure on this
>CDS' first artist was better
Would've fit the manga more I think. There's a reason it became shonen after the artist got changed
>Cirno is the Reddit fairy
She's secondary bait but still one of my favorite characters. I fucking love fairies. Cirno's ambitions are simple and fun
>Fumos are Reddit
Maybe. I do find them endearing regardless, but only when /jp/ does it

>>49659579
Oh, and about Yukari's sex life, she does indeed try to hit young males with the lie of her being 17.

Thoughts on gorilla men?
Who is a gorilla man?

Which 2hus are canonically 17?

>>49659588
Eika, Urumi, Kutaka, Yacchie, Mayumi, Keiki and Saki.

>>49659511
>Bomb
No, even the stingiest games let you afford that much.Maybe under the assumption that there's barely anything at all in Stage 4-6 that you can clear which is rarely true.
>Stage 4 OSTs
Yes the lineup is very strong. Capital City of Flowers, Retribution for the Eternal Night, Fall of Fall, Desire Drive, Unlocated Hell are tracks you'll see highlighted as their game's high point very often, and the rest that I didn't list has 0 duds.
>DDC is broken
There's competition but DDC's is where the cracks are the most visible. I'd argue going from Sanae in UFO to any of Marisa's shots (even if A has great DPS) really makes you rethink the difficulty of early stage Red UFO collecting. IN with some solo shots is also really miserable and deserves a mention even if people may think of solo shots as a bonus.

>>49659587
All 2hu males are silver fox ojii-sans that plap the town bicycle Reimu except for sissysuke that likes to watch and 103gger who is Yuuka's sex slave

Which animal are you?

>>49659609
Just larva

>>49659609
The hobgoblin that fucks Remimi

>>49659609
Me on the right

>>49659543
I need a doujin of Yuugi where I bump into her and fall on the ground from the sheer knockback of her figure colliding into mine.
Then she gives me the look on this image as she stands towering 3 meters above me. As I sit on the ground dazed and confused I start to apologize to her before she grabs me by the arm and places me over her shoulders and starts carrying me around.
Worried I'd then start asking her where she is taking me, pleading and telling her I don't want any trouble.
As she gets annoyed by my constant yapping she would use her fist to lightly bump me on the head knocking me out instantly as she carries me to a secluded room.
The last thing shown is she throwing me unconscious to the ground like a piece of meat before she begins tearing her clothes off.
During the entire thing Yuugi doesn't say a single word and barely displays any emotion.

Anyone else?

>>49659622
Between you and me, how often does she shove you up her vagina or in her shirt?

Which veehus browse the chinese girl thread?

>>49659640
Then she eats and you have a Zounouse doujin

>>49659644
All the time, she's a whore who doesn't care about us.

>>49659650
Me!

>>49659659
ottersissies have it hard too huh
>t. wolfbro

>>49659650
I just did because I cant believe its still up kek
Jannies truly dont care

>>49659511
Cont because I pressed the Enter Key by accident
>CDS' old artist is better & wanted Mima
Indifferent, in a way both artists managed to fit the bill for the part they were tasked with. Also Mima is never coming back.
>Cirno is the reddit fairy
Yes she's secondary bait and loud and annoying but if you still like Cirno you have 4 games to just dismantle that claim easily. If you want to get into semantics it doesn't help that the rest of her species are the opposite besides maybe her nameless fuck buddy that we just learned can make fog or whatever. Otherwise, you have Clown which was a passing fad but gets more uuooohs than anything, the 3 fairies of light that are from a printwork & a side game, and a weird butterfly that may or may not be a god LARPing as a fairy. And Lily.
>Fumos
Are on the same level as Lost Word to me, a spit in the face of the doujin spirit. Go learn knitting, explore Buyee, go to Japan and get yourself one of these actual works of love.
>Yukari
Idk probably

>>49659511
Im glad the reddit fairy meme died despite mostly being used against people posting fumo cirno memes
I find it extremely retarded when someone hates on a chatacter based off the people that like it rather than the actual character itself

Which hu would u hug

>>49659771
Kosaga

Which hu would u fug

>>49659771
Aunn
Kogasa
Doremy
Sunny, Star & Luna
Clownpiece
>>49659801
Aya

>>49658538
Remember when people were trying to say there's actual Japanese people "learning English" by browsing /v/hu threads because somebody dumped merths art on a Japanese board, and I said that's bullshit and then got shit on for it? Yeah. Fuck all of you. I am so fucking vindicated right now. I told you niggers there's no japs in /v/hu, it's either someone visiting/living in Japan or someone who is a vpn wizard. Damn you all!

You know who else is validated?

>>49659804
Akyuu once she sees a human male dating a fairy