/v/hu general, post touhou project images and discuss touhou project

Fuuuuuarrrrk

I love Touhou Project video games

it feels like im back at home

Maybe don't make 3 threads next time dummies

>>49659850
You can't tell me where to not shit myself!!!!

Momentary setback

i dont feel so valid anymore

We're boned

what now?

What are the chances that if I go to rslash2hujerk I'll see these forced Yuuka blacked memes there as well?

>>49658560 (OP)
WHY DID YOU MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING THREAD
WHEN THERE IS THE FUSU ONE STILL UP
HOW CAN IT BE SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT SPAMMING THREADS IS THE ENTIRE FUCKING REASON ALL OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

/v/hu has been expelled from 109 boards

not going to the merthslop thread

No I get it meido is a kaguyafag

veehuu was trapped and betrayed for 495 years in /diap/ey

yup yup yup
this is the thread now

I DONT WANT TO BE HELPESS AND FRUSTRATED ANYMORE

I picked this on solely because it feels like it was made out of spite and that's funny

hey look a thread on /v/

If we are expelled we have options
>>49659885

>>49659916
You made me look...

I want to go back

What's the Kanna in a Barrel challenge? I missed it

>We fucked up so badly that we woke up the jannies

>>49659919
I don't if I am being honest

>Kana Inabarrel
>Inaba
Holy Sarai

>>49659927
But mspaintanon is there and he refuses to use these threads

Time to Smooth

>>49659929
HOLY SHIT ITS KANNA IN A BARRLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!@!@@@

>>49659936
Sometimes you need to let go

>>49659926
What joke should we blame for angering the jannies ?

>>49659944
>>49659813

>>49659929
Where did this one come from? I haven't missed a single one of these threads and don't remember seeing this one

ZOMG THE KEIKI IS A LIE XDDD

I'm scared...

Even if the off chance we do get persecuted it's unironically better to keep making threads here than on /v/, the jans here are so slow we can be together much longer than on /v/

>>49659951
vee because mspaintanon only asks for requests there

fvark a vee thread

>>49659957
inb4 the hire additional janny just for pruning /v/hu threads.
It's not like it's gonna cost them anything...

>>49659960
But I don't remember missing a /v/ thread either...

Okay guys, be on your best behavior now! We have to be ON TOPIC!
Favorite Vtuber?

>>49659974
Houshou Marine

>>49659968
>Cirno Fumo thread
its gonna last a total amount of 2 minutes

>>49659974
Sumireko
(i don't have any Sumireko pics)

Mspaintanon is the most boring drawfag. He doesn't say anything.

>>49659981
You not a true /v/hu unless you try

>>49659983
Just like Mai

>>49659974
I used to watch a lot of holostars until vesper graduated than I stopped caring.
It was kinda cruel to send the birthday merch to me after he graduated

>>49659983
Just like the Undertale MC

>>49659984
I tried so hard and got so far but in the it didnt even matter

>>49659983
just like 103

>>49659983
That's why he is my hero

>>49659974
Rev. At least before he became dramatuber.
...why can't people just talk about vidjagames anymore everything has to be about dramas...

why did he do it

>>49659998
Lucrative business

>>49659992
Please...?

Why do people even care about /v/ anymore? It's done, stay here

Staying here is admitting defeat

Kana!

ALERT ALERT MSPAINTANON IS ACTIVE ALERT ALERT

How many UM 1ccs do you have?

>>49660008
You can't spell /v/hu without /v/

>>49660015
Why is a man offering her money

>>49660021
We are /jp/hu now

>>49660019
The perfect amount :]
Anyway good night /v/hus hope you guys can figure out how to make those threads to prevent deletion.

>>49660027
Money for a fresh new barrel

>>49660031
DON'T LEAVE ME, WHO AM I GONNA TALK TO ABOUT THE GAMES NOW?! Just kidding, good night BUT WHO AM I GONNA TALK TO ABOUT THE GAMES NOW?!

>>49660008
Because sharting my diaper in a place known for sharting its diaper its way less entertaining than sharting my diaper in a place that sharts its diaper every now and then

We should do an opposite day /v/ thread where we post /jp/ shitposts

We should do an opposite day /v/hu thread where we act civilized and have productive discussions

Nah.

BenbenLUDO>Raiko>>>>>>Yatsucrapshi

>which 2hu woud u fug xDDD
>guys how do I dodge that one Cirno spell it isnt like the memes u guys she actually shoots you in the centre :((((
>I hate mamizou so fvvvvvvvarking much the printworks fvarking suck
>new games are poopy dick dick shit pee
There you go

>>49660027
Prostitution

>>49660075
Why would a poltergeist prostitute herself

https://vocaroo.com/13LiV4an54nu

>>49660078
Poltergeists need to pay rent too

>>49660078
Needs money for a new barrel

>>49660072
>guys how do I dodge that one Cirno spell
The idea is to find an opening either to the left or to the right
>I hate mamizou so fvvvvvvvarking much the printworks fvarking suck
Agreed but i had an ok time with CDS despite everything. I tried getting into Kasen's manga but literally nothing happened.
>new games are poopy dick dick shit pee
Only UDoALG.

How long is the Kasen manga? What's the page length per chapter?

>>49660083
>I tried getting into Kasen's manga but literally nothing happened
Kogasa showed up and made Reimu some new needles but since is a fucking cunt she attacked her with them instead of paying her

>>49660093
50 chapters. Around 23-27 pages.
>>49660095
My favorite chapter was the one where Marisissy got her arm injured and an old man healed it and that's it.

>>49660083
Read moonwhore manga theres an actual on going plot in there
Only downside is that it doesnt really matter for the rest of touhou since moonwhores never show up again because no one liked them

>>49660099
>23-27 pages
How many of those are dedicated entirely for hot steamy Kasen sex?

A whole 30 pages dedicated to loving Meira? Lovely

So it's the same kind of length as Jojolion to the Vitamin C fight.

So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum

Sara's weird hair tuff looks like Kakyoin's

Miko makes a Jojo reference

Miko, make a trump reference!

I can feel my AGP acting up

"I love Kris and Susie" - Miko

guis pls listen to my idea let's go to /diap/ instead

...Mike....

>>49660149
I don't wanna stay in /diap/

FVARK

Goku

>>49660148
...what about Ralsei?

bejita

Tien

>>49660163
https://youtu.be/AA-6FVKGk7M?si=qRz6oMuJQjGMS0OG
Not there

In the previous thread I went to sleep but nobody gave me any good night kisses :( do I have to be a drawfag to get good night kisses?

>>49660182
Yes

John Lennon

>>49660186
What do I have to draw?

>>49660191
Kanna in a barrel

>>49660191
Benis

>>49660191
Kanna in a cylinder

>>49660193
I tried but it’s not very easy on my phone

>>49660209
>itoddler filename

>>49660209
iphoneanon

>>49660207
It’s a magic forcefield trapping her
>>49660197
What is this ‘benis’ you speak of? How do I draw it?

>>49660229
Benis :DDDDD

>>49660229
bootleg Pepsi

>>49660209
HOLY SHITS ITS KANA IN A BARREL!!!

>>49660234

pepsi man

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you

So who won the poll of hairy vs not hairy merth?

i hate wriggers

>>49660303
Hairy but I want to do not hairy as to respect the original requester's wishes

Are we winning today /indiscriminateboard/hu

>>49660315
/ck/hu when?

Would you guys cum to my /vp/ thread if I made a Puppet Dance Performance thread?
I've been meaning to replay it and play with different girls this time since last I did my team consisted of early route girls like Naz and Chen because they had good stats and nature

>>49660311
I can't believe Dictator Merthalisomo is throwing out the results of an election...

>>49660322
What if everyone voted against you? I believe in the vision of individuals, and I'd either want to make what you want or not make it at all.

Where are you shitting the hardest

>>49660323
People wouldn't vote against me because I'd make a request everyone would love!

I always make good requests like inflation Reimu

>>49660324
So do you actually have a scat/diaper fetish or are you operating under so many levels of irony that you don’t even know anymore, as if asking is actually worth a damn here.

i got a honest question if you guys are troubled from being deleted from various boards, why not make a discord? ive skimmed like 4 of you guys thread and they are very similar to the last 4chan discord ive joined (albeit it was 7 years ago, so i dunno how discord servers are nowadays)

/v/hu elections are SAFE and FAIR do not undermine our democracy by questioning them or Great Leader Merth will send you to the reeducation camps.

>>49660335
Does he know

>>49660328
“Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.” James 4:6

>>49660311
Why not do both and not worry about it?

>>49660335
theres a discord

>>49660343
yeah you're right i'll do that instead

Reimu mating dance

>>49660333
https://youtu.be/npwVizwp41s

Touhou most likely to be a victim of "Pride before the fall"?
Wait did I ask this question already?

... Merth really hadn't considered just doing both Kagerous in the first place?

what was the point of the drawelections then

I don't love cum

>>49660348
Democracy wins yaaaay!

>>49660315
I've been pondering why direct death seems to be the common ground where the world stops
Several forms of entertainment bask in the glory of physical or psychological torture (often for a prize that may not even be worth it), but somehow, a RL death game has yet to be made?
Overpopulation and the idea of leeches killing society? Why not popularize euthanasia? The western world has long since given up on theology at large. Afraid of not finding volunteers? As far as i'm aware slaughterhouse & casinos are still in business, and both of these have much more graphic destruction of one's life than a mere needle in the arm.
I do not believe there is this collective consciousness that this would be a slippery slope we couldn't recover from. History happens twice upon a time. Watching people kill each other used to be a form of entertainment.

sorry i'm kinda stupid

Hi im kinda stupid im Meira

>>49660340
>>49660345
so all the worried posts were just lies? or they were like, ironic posts? why go to the trouble of double posting here with the captcha and cooldown if there is a discord, i still dont really get it

[IMPORTANT NOTICE]

The Wily Beasts contest will begin this friday. Expect further instructions tomorrow and think carefully about who you're siding with.

>>49660375
I like anon

HOLY FVARK MY HERO [Animal Gang Leader]

>>49660311
>>49660343
>>49660348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvY8vzsTE98

Yawn, wheres my fvarking self insert

>>49660381

Currently on the koilet after eating lunch

>>49660379
Spamton post!

[IMPORTANT NOTICE]

Miko is the coolest!!!

>>49660379
>>49660381
what's the origin of this "MY FUARKING HERO" meme, I can't find anything on it (and I'm not going to /a/)

>>49660389
I'm going to assume dbs like most memes now

[IMPORTANT NOTICE]
They are still outside my window and the voices are getting louder

>>49660389
isnt it dbz parroting like another good chunk of shitposts

>>49660394
how rare is this marisad Alice urchin???

Wait, wait wait wait

Merth sent our thread into a world war, causing tons of shitposting between europeans, americeans, and seamonkeys, he got the japanese to raid us, we were embroiled in conflict over this question, and when merth is told he could just make both, everyone forgives?

Noo consequences? We need to have a tribunal set up. Merth is a war criminal who profited off of sending young /v/hus to die due to his gross negligence

stop ruining my board jpsies, my culture is not yours!

>>49660402
sorry

[IMPORTANT NOTICE]
merth and tewimom were found having an affair in his private yatch

>>49660378
understandable, but if its a small discord then they most likely know who you are from the way you post, like your favorite memes and girls, and like, specially since you all seem to know eachother so well

>>49660406
You committed atrocities of war and you think you can get out of it by saying "sorry"?

I forgive merth

Rank the drawfags by level of crimes

>>49660406
why did you make this animation >>49660350
?

Holy Fvark the Merth & Friends Prison Escape Arc is beginning!

*brap*
do you like it merth?

Is Merth neurodivrrgent?

>>49660350
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF quite pungent my dear

>>49660392
>>49660395
Ah well I guess there won't be a definite answer for its origin if it's coming out of those guys.

>>49660440
Why did ZUN remove the sperm in the Kappas hat

Why do kappa have sperm hats?

takanetoddler's wife is so cool...

>>49660447
Need to collect sperm daily

takaneGODdler for you yatsuchuddie

Which one is most likely to date rape you?

>>49660460
Raiko would be the best at getting you drunk, while also getting herself drunk enough to want to rape you

>>49660460
Benben and not even close
Why are the primsrivers werent their hats wrong

Which one is most likely to fart kill you?

>>49660460
めるぽ
ξ・∀・）

Tell me about Eiki >>49657884
Why is her butt so cute?

my butt is cute too

>>49660482
sexy gaze
>>49660483
kill yourself toshiaki

>>49660482
thank you merth, keep us updated, these threads are your personal art blog after all.
thank you meira

>>49660460
I look like one of them (but flat). Guess which.

>>49660501
Yatsutraitor...

how do i unsubscribe from this artblog?

>>49660387

I want to cancel my /v/hu subscription

Yes thank you byakuren. Now we can start miko time

>>>/v/714314695

>>49660481
Me in the middle

>>49660535
BLACK?

>>49660524
you already had a thread

>>49660535
You ever just see a black screen in a game and have to look at yourself eating a chip or something equally stupid

a BLACK screen?!?!?!

the futa drought is unbearable

the futa drought brings me immense, unending joy! hoh! may it last FOREVERMORE!

im getting bored, bring in the draw jesters

why arent you posting in the ZUN thread

>>49660589
sorry i only have this piano

>>49660564
>yuuka in a black background
mspaintanon knew things...

I'm bored, bring me my pampers

... I miss Tewimom

... I miss shotanon

I miss futaspammer

Write
>Namefag
>A Touhou you'd think they'd want to have sex with
>A Touhou you'd force them to have sex with

marisissy genji meira

Namefag
A Touhou you'd think they'd want to have sex with
A Touhou you'd force them to have sex with

>>49660676
>Merth
>Seiga
>Sumireko

marisissy
loves
cum

what are we drinking

nyooooo do not rape me genji nyooooo *CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK* NYOOOOO GET OFF ME STOP RAPING ME I LOVE MEIRA *CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK COOOOOOM*

>>49660698
bottled water

>>49660690
>The youtuber pipeline of having sex with high schoolers

>>49660676
>Merth
>Reimu
>Yukari (in Reimu's shrine while she's out but arriving in time to walk in on the two)
Takanetoddler sends his regards

>>49660687
>>49660690
>>49660711
slut princess loser

genji what are doing with that diaperlad? am I not good enough for you?
I... I thought we had something special

fuck me i named it genji instead of unzan, oh well

I love Unzan so much

I'm a namefag! Give me a Touhou to have sex with please!

>>49660749
Rinnosuke

>>49660749
UNZAN!!!!!!!!

my name is marisissy i love diapers meira cum and unzan and dislike toilets
my pronouns ze zey

TW:ragebaiting
Please do not slander me online, thank you!

xer name is remitranny

>>49660482
Is Yukari coming soon!?

>>49660820
Yeah I just need to actually sit down and write

>>49660820
>>49660482
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease oh my god I need I need I need...
You can do it, you can write something sexy and beautiful for her, I know you can!

I still don't care about Yukari. She's just...There.

>>49660838
Okina...

>>49660840
You know, when you put it that way, i actually care about Okina more. She's like Yukari but at least she has the power of memes on her side.

>>49660482
HOT YOKAI HAG SEX

>>49660838
Same
Boring character

janny does not ban me for saying the d-word anymore, looks like me and my frens are staying here

Disgusting

but enough about Satori

>>49660844
>at least she has the power of memes on her side
I feel like that had to be Yukari at some point in the past too though, everyone from those days has either just died or moved on with their lives and modern fandom attitudes naturally filled that void.

>>49660852
What memes does she even have? You can only laugh at gap hag and trains so many times.

>>49660854
I just think she's neat and I like funny images of hers like the one where she's grabbing ahold of (You)r spine.

>gappy hate
Niggers, all of you

Josuke 8?

>>49660865
Hate and indifference are not the same. I still think she looks ok.

>>49660869
Why does she have a phone?

getting cocky again? more jojo and deltarune discussion coming, maybe this time you'll learn

Back to the jojolion mines

>>49660870
She's calling every single person that knows you irl and telling them how irrefutably STUPID you are.

>>49660870
She's tracking down the 'cord.

>>49660869
Thats because you werent here to withness the power wank discussions surrounding her because muh boundary of diaper and toilet
Gappyfags wete genuinely insufferable
Nowadays she's more of an Alice tier bully target because ZUN has showcased her jobbing constantly

I feel bad for Yoshika

>>49660887
I wish I was Yoshika

Is there anyone that Zun has shown not to have jobbed at least once before though at this point?

>>49660887
Why? She has Seiga to dote on her. I wish Seiga doted on me...

>>49660887
Seiga is so lucky...

>>49660889
No you do NOT, the Chinese girl anons at least understood this eventually but being Yoshika is a fate worse than death. Please consider.

>>49660890
Okina unironically

>>49660898
That's true actually, you're right...damn.

>>49660898
She canonically jobbed to Reimu and hypothetically can job to Marisa, Aya and even Cirno.
>>49660901
Did you not play HSiFS you fuark.

>>49660905
No I just have the memory of a low-functioning goldfish, that's all. It's why I even asked in the first place.

...Who am i again?

>>49660895
Yoshika lives in a perpetual state of psychological torture only furthered by the few times the talisman comes off.
The poetry isn't her doing, its her subconscious taunting her with the strongest remnants of when she was alive.
We fear death because we cant conceptualize nothingness, but we know the next worst thing, and Yoshika is damn close to that.
What a horribly sad character.

>>49660901
She used to get a lot of flak for it since she's literally Yukari but infinetely less interesting but I guess she not showing up for a while in canon works unlike say Mamizou that still gets shit on when she shows up made people forget
>>49660905
I dont really count bosses jobbing vs protagonists because duh but I should prpbably remind you Okina got to be a boss two times in her game and the protagonists story wise couldnt beat her

>>49660918
-the first time
forgot to add

>>49660918
>Okina got to be a boss two times in her game and the protagonists story wise couldnt beat her
Hmmm...

Yukari fusu in a few minutes

>>49660928

Good.

>>49660928

BABA

>>49660947
I want to say that I absolutely love this image btw

>>49660182
>>49660186
It’s getting to be my bedtime now. I upheld my end of the deal, will uphold yours?

>>49660955
Kana Inablanket

What’s up with the ‘Kana in a barrel’ stuff I’ve seen earlier in this thread. I think someone mentioned an art competition. How do I participate?

>>49660963
Kana Anaberal
Kana an a beral
Kana in a barrel

>>49660955
Good night anon, I hope your dreams treat you well and you get enough sleep tonight to have an even better day tomorrow
(chuu~)

>>49660963
Last weekend i hosted a challenge for multiple anons and the challenge for artists was to draw Kana in a barrel, based on an old /jp/ joke and a drawing a specific anon was looking for. No one made any submissions during said weekend however but you can still draw it if you want.

Trvst the Yatsvscience

Yatsuscience raped me and abused me

https://files.catbox.moe/8s9f4f.PNG

>>49660983 (me :)
I hope the pg2 is fine I had the idea in my head so I wanted to try it

>>49660983
Hag needs correction
(Good job)

>>49660983
It's perfect, it's so perfect, oh my god...thank you thank you a thousand times thank you I love this so much I can't even sit in my chair right now thank you
One day when I am able, I will repay you for this v e r y generously. Not like that though!!!!! Damn...

>>49660983
>Not to say I'm much older than them
She's lying isn't she?

>>49660983
Now show anon pushing her wheelchair because she's a spoiled old hag who can't be bothered to walk

>>49660993
I hope your luck turns around for the better

>>49660999
Holy god damn that's a great Waggy gyate. I'm stealing it.

>Yukari trying to act cool, intellectual, and powerful
I know what you are hag

just a thought I want to get out: the fusu formula is kinda insipid

There's a few tiny white spots on the original that bother me sorry about that here's a new one

>>49661017
Actual reddit opinion

>>49661020
>All that space near the top
Crop it some while you're at it. I'd squeeze the leftmost word bubble a bit too.

You know what's insipid? [insert 2hu funny]

>>49661007
Appreciating Yukarin-sama in totality would not be the same if she really was completely untouchable.
I like that she's "secretly" still just an autistic dork with a failed psychology major doing her best to balance sociopathy with things that actually matter. I really like that she has a gooey nougat center in there somewhere, you just need to have the patience for it.

>>49661020
I'm intentionally only going to post the old one in future threads so people save it instead

>>49661039

>>49661044
*kisses hisami*

>>49660988
its cool

Does anyone have the sweaty eagle gyate?

>>49661050
No but the ones where they're melting are pretty funny.

I'm scared

>>49655709
A lot more people than you realize use Touhou as a proxy for friendship or romance. I have no doubt there are several people here who have regular fantasies about a certain Touhou of their choice, either being friends with them or romancing them.

I can't help but wonder how different my life would be if I had Touhou as a kid. I did imagination stuff all the time, which Touhous would I have liked as a kid and imagined playing with? Would they be Touhous I'd later grow into romantically loving? I can imagine a young me playing with Yukari, the mysterious woman appearing in the woods, and then as I get older and become more aware, realizing both how imperfect a youkai of her stature can be, how legitimately dangerous she actually is, and how erotic her body is despite her age.

Fusu pictures like Merth's help facilitate these fantasies and dreams. Additionally, Merth puts a lot of work into them, making them rather high quality and I'm sure they've been excellent practice for him as well, you can compare his earlier fusus to his latest ones and see the improvements. His sex scene of that mystery youkai is probably the best he's drawn. Also, the fact they're requests makes them exciting for anons to see created, it's like them playing a small part.

Lastly, an underrated part, since Merth seems to be sticking to official Touhou characters and variants, we know it's a project that could theoretically be completed. Merth could possibly do every Touhou. And people love watching a project slowly get completed.

>>49661067
Be not afraid, child. The time has not yet come to feast on your emotions just yet.
Captcha: VAJRA

I too wish that Yukari groomed me.

>>49661073
>And people love watching a project slowly get completed.
A Touhou Project, even.

Clap

>>49661073
What exactly is a ‘fusu’?

I also wonder what the people using Touhou as a proxy for friendship or romance means for those who think Touhou characters are in some way real.

>>49660972
WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?
Did you make this challenge on a /v/ thread that got pruned 5 posts in or something? I heard nothing of this.

>>49661092
>What exactly is a ‘fusu’?
Fusu was an artist who made cute pictures of Touhou's romantically confessing their feelings for you, or you on a date with a Touhou. Simple and cute pictures that were really popular. Reddit in particular fucking hated these pictures.

Fusu since moved on to become entirely NSFW, leaving the gap for the market of more "wholesome" Touhou romance.

Doremy is next beeteedubs but i gotta work on something else on top of that so I probably won't finish it immediately

>>49661095
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49633391#p49635964
Fitting usage of Koishi i suppose.

>>49660972
>based on an old /jp/ joke
A total of literally 2 people in all of /jp/'s history saying it, years apart from each other might I add, does not make it an "old /jp/ joke"

>>49661104
What's the Doremy prompt?

>>49660983
Wait hold on what's the point of her gaping your hands like that? It's not like she couldn't hold your hands down in that exact position without all the gap mumbo jumbo anyway

>>49661118
She wants her armpits to breathe
>>49661115
Smug dream sex

>>49661105
>wordswordswordswords
Anon I'm not here to READ.
I'm here to DRAW

>>49661110

>>49661123
I'll keep it in mind for next time and make it extra flashy for (you).

>>49660983
Damn
Why is she so pretty?

>>49661104
I'm sorry to say that no matter how hard you try, you'll never make something better than this classic.
However chin up, there's still hope for you to make the 2nd best piece of Doremy OC that these threads have seen.

would you guys still love your drawfags if they were transgender?

>>49661133
I don't think I can top that so I don't mind

>>49661103
to be fair to r*ddit, Fusu's works are just sameface slop with cringe dialogue

>>49661139
Redditor detected, opinion discarded

>>49661135
I already don't love them

>>49661135
If Merth was a girl could I date her?

>>49661140
rude, Fusu's works are the exact kind that would instantly get replaced by AI. post 2 of them together and TELL ME they aren't sameface slop

What differentiates Merth from Fusu?

>>49661148
>AI out of nowhere
AI shill detected, opinion discarded

>>49661126
Tewi posters actually make me want to do this to her sometimes and it makes me feel bad because she probably doesn't deserve it...right..?
>>49661129
I gave about 2 seconds of thought towards that remu and her comically long gohei, I can't believe at least one of you ended up thinking it was this iconic to use as a response image on multiple occasions.
>>49661092
Don't even get me started on the second inquiry within that post, this is not a rabbit hole I wish to go down while in earshot of the diaper schizos.

>>49661153
>AI Shill
sorry but he is a shining example of what AI shills are talking about, it's impossible not to notice or mention

>>49661151
Merth is a twink who gets pegged

>>49661103
Some people see taking care of each other when sick as romantic. What if there was a fusu where a 2hu took care of you while you had painful constipation or explosive diarrhea? And like handed you toilet paper and words of encouragement? What 2hu would be well suited to the task? I remember seeing a Youtube comment on one of Akatsuki records’ song saying that they felt Okina’s minions would cheer you on even when you don’t want to be, such as while using the toilet. Would they be good candidates?

>>49661161
Then my name would be Marisa KEKrisame yabba dabba doo!

"you can shit yourself anon! ganbate ganbate!"

Yup, it's filipino hours

Merth did you get a chance to dox this guy during your strawpoll?

>>49661151
Merth is distinctly and overtly western and shares far more inspirational DNA with any number of random touhou funnyman meme posts that could get you a kajillion upvotes on reddit easy.
Fusu seemed to be more interested in creating more generalized pieces that followed a working formula while keeping his style very clean and overtly anime-esque.
Was that a serious question? I feel like there's a lot that differentiates the two than even just what I'm claiming.

>>49661126
>>49661155
Getting angry at posts that are objective fact and aren't shitposting is a worrying look into your minds. Are you frustrated by your incapability to understand a simple argument, or is it your obvious inferiority that causes you to lash out?

>>49661175
I wasn't even disagreeing with the original post that warranted the punch reaction you fucking smug correctable bunny bastard. This is exactly what I was talking about though I'm already losing the game by responding so here's your one (You) from me, suck my entire cock dude.

>>49661155
It's a cool remu

>>49661171
I work all day shitposting in the marimines and only now you notice? What is this abusive relationship

>>49661184
Thanks

Wait, which version of this gif is the original one?

None of the above.
Pretty sure the original isn't even touhou related

>>49661186
Marisads on strike!

... Did Merth leave us?

hello

The moon pornstars are here who ordered them tonight?

>>49661204
yawm where the better reisen

Merth dox the marisadposters already

>>49661194
Untraceable, they have simply multiplied far too much by now to tell.

That's not how the polls work

NYOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49661181
So you saw someone unjustly responding with anger towards an innocent Tewiposter and decided that going
>Yeah we should punch Tewiposters, even though that Tewiposter was completely right
was an appropriate response? Kids these days really don't know a thing about bringing things up at an appropriate time, assuming that you aren't just saying that to backtrack because you felt ashamed at my assessment of you.
>I'm already losing the game
Correction, you lost the game.

>>49661208
Okay here's all the bunbuns

DOX MY ENEMIES WITH YOUR POLLS MERTH AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[REDACTED]

I'm back from [REDACTED] and somehow i managed to [REDACTED]. I think [REDACTED].

2hus for this feel?

not your personal marthmy

>>49661223
Thanks I get an excuse to post Ubame

>>49661214
Fake and biased.

>>49661226
What the fuck her tits are this big?

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>>49661226
We mustn't let 'bama fade from collective memory.

/jp/hu: the only winning move is not to Shit.

this whole thread is a huge ugly shart stain in the diaper known as jaypee

The biggest argument for moving to /8/hu is that they ban the diapergarbage

>>49661254
Now that's why that place is boring

Invading every board

>>49661259
with no survivors?

>>49661257
Please tell me you have the melting eagle gyate. Or at the very least the "wolf pretending to be an otter pretending to be an eagle" gyate

>>49661265
not posting my gyates for this shithole

>>49661254
If you dont like me at my shartest you dont deserve me at my cleanest

Can any fellow zoomiesexo anon red pill on what Balatro is?

>Reisen
Jobber, bad personality, only good for slavery
>Seiran
MY HERO, good personality, battered several enemies, sells to humans and doesn't give a fuck

Trivia. Which 2hu said this line?

"You've come to exterminate me, yes?"

>>49661254
/8/hu is comfy but it is slow

>>49661299
Akyuu

>>49661265
I only have this

>>49661308
Thanks, this works.

>>49661302
its a dying website just like 4chinks

Who are the 4 chinks?

>>49661317
This is the only known photo of them

>>49661317
Yukari
Okina
Kasen
Kongara

>>49661318
amogus

Post sussy hus

Let’s come up with questionable or downright bad ideas for Touhou MVs! I’ll start:
1. Three Fairies SAYNAH! An educational story for the youth warning about the dangers of drug use and underage alcohol consumption.
2. Cirno’s Vastly Imperfect Special Ed Class. A grim but important cautionary tale about the abusive environments common in special education classrooms.

>>49661325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0pDO57OEVQ

>>49661327
The Three Fairies actually consume alcohol so that would be funny

>>49661328
is that a fvarking vtumor touhousisters?

I wonder how many here have actually bothered with Rinnosukes printwork

I'm going to bed. Will i get a good night kiss too?

>>49661348
Ask Mai and Satono

>>49661348
Yes

>>49661348
Mmmmwah!!!!

>>49661352
>>49661353
YIPPIEEEEE-*snore*

>sharts in his face while he sleeps

Dont do that! its rude! have some respect!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3442880/Touhou_Farming__Minorikos_Homestead_Harvest/
August 22nd for $10

did anything happen in the new whale and cds?

>>49661327
These parody:
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sToRddIV7kU
2. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V_bQNPG2OyE
Here’s a third idea:
3. LOVE YEAST: Hina sings about her love for yeast and all it’s products, including bread, certain seasonings, and alcohol, and alcohol, and more alcohol...are you feeling OK there Hina? Her singing becomes less coherent as the song continues on. https://youtu.be/-4FkfYIZw14?si=l7rljKfftcNlPCsS

5 and all of you turn into fairies

>>49661383
Why is she fat?

>>49661403
One of these days your dream will come true

>>49661383
neat cant wait to pirate it

>>49661383
Why aren't they fatter?

>>49661383
Is Yuyuko a marriage route I want to marry Yuyuko thank you

>>49661383
Where the fuck is Shizuha

>>49661420
I don't think Yuyuko is dateable, but Hina will be in the full release IIRC

>>49661383
>Yurislop
Dropped

>>49661430
I don't want to fuck Hina, I want to fuck Yuyuko! Hina is neither fat nor old (though maybe hairy). I want Yuyuko!

>>49661435
Yur slop

>>49661383
I appreciate any Western fangame, especially by former /jp/sies, but I don't care for yuri at all so I think I'll ignore this.

cute and canon

>>49661435
>

>49661449
Why haven't you killed yourself yet.

Uh oh melty

>>49661459
Yuribroken

>>49661475
It's true, Yuri broke me in half and it hurt a lot and was very messy but I'm okay now.

I don't mind yuri but only if I was transformed into a girl and tbqhfam i think if I was a girl I would want my favorite touhous to be turned into boys as well to compensate

Anyone agree?

>>49661479
Dangerously gay

>>49661480
It's the antithesis of gay, what do you mean?

futa is better

>>49661479
some boyhus are cool...

>>49661486
Futa is awful and pure garbage. I'd legit prefer frotting and having gaysex with a boyhu than futa. Futa is the worst of both worlds.

I'm not gay but if you like futa you're definitely gay because you're attracted to penises.

>>49661494
>frotting
>>>/v/

>>49661494
Futa WARPED you

What would you do if you found out a drawfag died?

>>49661481
NTA but are you assuming that your sexual preferences would change as well so you're trying to catch that ahead of time or would something like that simply be for the sake of "balance" in your opinion? One just makes you seem closeted and the other just makes you seem like the stupid kind of gay, why can't you still enjoy the girls for who they are if you were one?

>>49661502
Wire the funds for the next job to my hitman.

>>49661502
Throw a klululu in her honor

>>49661503
Normal men are attracted to women.
If you magically turned into a girl, it makes logical sense that what you'd be attracted to would change alongside it.
If you're a heterosexual man, you'd turn into a heterosexual woman.
It seems pretty logical.

>>49661502
Draw their favorite 2hu

........shitting in his gravestone

What if you magically turned into Sanae would you hunt shotas?

>>49661511
I guess that makes sense, though you could've just said the former was more accurate.
I don't really think along the same lines personally but I suppose that would be just fine for people who have been nothing but straight their whole lives. Just feels a little roundabout to me is all.

its a good thing all 2hus are cute and canon lesbians

Can Aunn have sex with herself?
Important question

>>49661531
What would even be stopping her..? I don't think the shrine dog has very complicated thoughts over the nature of something like selfcest

>>49661534
Which one has the knot then

Personally I'd want to be transformed into one of hecatia's bodies and for hecatia to have a three-way orgy with herself/myself which would technically be a masturbation even because we're all hecatia

What if you turned into Unzan

>>49661538
Both exist in simultaneous states of cock and cunny alike, only collapsing into a definite of one or the other upon forced external observation.

Just turned into Alice please help

You are beyond saving, I'm sorry. Go talk with your dolls about it.

YOU HAVE TO REVERSE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

No :)

>>49661551
Look on the bright side, your life won't have changed much since you're still a weird creepy loser!

.................

I'm already genjii

I'm not gonna be Aliceeeeee
I'm not gonna be any kind of magician

... Have we ended up becoming the Chinese girl thread?

>>49661572
They are boys arent they

>>49661576
It's BL, yes

I'm not gay but I'd probably be fine dating a boyhu if he was cool like Raiko tbqh

>>49661584
but would Raiko be the top?

Isnt Genjii enough for you?
Whore

>>49661584
I would totally date male Youmu

>>49661486
I say this

>>49661584
This is not the first time I've seen someone say this about Raiko. What is it with her?

someone post that image of raiko sweaty and horny after her concert

>>49661588
I hope so, he's so cool...

being gay is a sin

It's not gay if the boyhu is the top

it's not gay if it's only kissing

Funny how everyone hates Sans now because of mommy issues

HSiFS LNB status: not going well. All off a sudden Aunn'd final has become hard again. there had to have been three or four runs in which i failed to capture that spell in the past 24 hours or so. i'm also convinced that capturing Nemuno's first spell is a bad omen. every good run i've had, i died on that spell but did really well afterwards. every run i capture that spell, multiple things go horribly wrong on stage 3 and 4. doesn't feel like a coincidence

Would you sleep in a comically large bed with a bunch of other /jp/hus to snuggle and snooze with?

sshh

my wife no longer touches me

>>49661654
What kind of bed? Bunk bed? Racecar bed?

someone post shimmers in a chocolate fountain NOW

>>49661672
No

Which boyhu would you frot with?

>>49661668
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Bed_of_Ware?wprov=sfti1

>>49661686
This but obnoxiously big actually would be peak

What would you do if you found out a drawfag rode the short bus to school?

You sound like a PSA...

>>49661510
What is a klululu? Can’t find anything on google.
>>49661684
Uhhh Kogasa and Nue

>>49661175
>>49661110
lmao the Tewiavatarfagschizo did end coming here, he has bent the knee.

>>49661654
Yes. Not even do anything lewd, just all of us dressed in 2hu cosplay having a sleepover.

>>49661709
you bring the snacks
i eat all of the cherry tomatoes

you would need to fight me for the bed

>>49661706
I'm not him, you can tell because I haven't told any artists to die.

>>49661715
But there's so much room? Sharing it would be the whole point you greedy whore!

...where is everyone?

>>49661721
on this bed, it's kill or be killed

>>49661726
you didn't even ask it during a particularly dead period this time

>>49661728
Flowey!

>>49661728
Travis!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-V8htEtAYI

Have you signed the petition to stop killing games?

>>49661745
>waits for Euros to fall asleep
>asks them if they signed the petition

>>49661745
>>49661753
Fuck euros for hating hairy women

>>49661753
they'd be waking up around now, no?

>>49661753
....I just woke up

Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?
>To make whiney marisissies shit their diapers

>>49661768
ohaiyou

>>49661765
If they're wageslaves sure, but how many people with jobs are seriously going to be checking these threads as soon as they wake up, and right before they go to work, you'd have to be-
>>49661768
Ok nevermind I guess

>>49661776
No way you freakin pinko!

>>49661782
I do....

EuroGOD that stayed awake all night murica hours fvarking SUCK

>>49661788
You got to be fucking kidding *unzips* now the flowers will grow

>>49661804
ANOTHER FULL OF A RARE MARISAD MAKE A WISH

>>49661807
I wish for unlimited [P]

Koakuma flirts with futa patchouli by “accidentally” brushing her penis with her tail

Koakuma crushes an iToddler's skull by "accidentally" stomping it with her foot.

Her name is Core Cummer

iCarly

iPad
Sakuya

>>49661887
No she doesn’t. Koakuma knows that stomping my ribcage is a more effective means of attack.

>>49661901
ow...

Nameless stage 4 midboss from EoSD does all that?

Koakuma should crush my penis with her breasts

>>49661908
She’s a very busy and capable woman.
>>49661909
Hi Patchouli.

yatsunigger
mspaintnigger
shotanigger
tewinigger
103

>>49661913
We don’t use that kind of language here on 4chan dot com. Apologize right now.

I wonder who has the worst sleep schedule of all /jp/hu. I think it has to be me.

Yippie I love the EoSD stage 4 midboss!

Mods are asleep, post hairy keikis

Keiki waxes her body hair

>>49661946
Delete this filth right now animal

>>49661953
>projecting
Done.

>>49661927
I only had four hours last night and my current toiling away may in fact lead to much the same once again. It's pretty bad, but I do like the nights.

...where is everyone?

>>49661927
I woke up at 7AM, slept from 1PM to 7PM, and now it's 2AM and I don't know when I'll go to sleep

posting Marisa in the middle of the night

>>49656722
Here you go. That was my first round of requests. I am ready for a second.
>>49661977
>>49661956
You are fools for responding to a post asking about how bad your sleep schedules are. Now they will raise awareness about circadian rhythm sleeping disorders and how your sleep schedule isn't a moral failing but a biological phenomenon.

>>49662020
She's adorable! Thank you anon, you've gotten a lot better with your finer details too. I will withhold from hogging a second spot in a row.
Also if I could make the choice to stay fully nocturnal I would so I don't really care much anyways.

>>49662020
What the cat doing

>>49662029
>Also if I could make the choice to stay fully nocturnal I would so I don't really care much anyways.
That’s the funny part of circadian rhythm sleeping disorders, technically the only problem is society. But many people are forced to be awake at hours that are not natural to them. Some researchers think that the health risks associated with staying up late are really health risks of being up at unnatural hours, so if you’re already a night owl waking up early is bad for you.

There’s some really important things to know about these disorders if you have them. One is that it’s better to have a “bad” schedule than none at all. There are jobs you can get if you stay up all night, but there aren’t many fir those who gradually shift from day to night over weeks. This is relevant because you may be tempted to rectify your broken schedule by staying up late enough that you eventually shift to a normal schedule. This is very dangerous. A few doctors have tried this as a treatment known as chronotherapy, and it risks your schedule cycling permanently in what’s known as non-24 sleep wake disorder. This happened to me.

In highschool I switched to an earlier schedule after a delayed quarantine one, and could not under any circumstance wake up earlier. I missed days and days and days. I was under immense pressure to graduate at all, so I stayed up till dusk gave way to dawn. I attended school..until the cycle continued too much, and now I’m stuck this way. My employment opportunities are way worse than they would’ve been if I simply flunked, and combined with my preexisting mental illnesses I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to be employed, and I’ll be stuck as a dependent of my parents.

What makes the situation worse is that legally, in my country, the highschool would’ve been required to accommodate me. Throughout my entire childhood I always stayed up late, stirring long past when my parents put me to bed. If I had gotten a diagnosis I could’ve been accommodated my entire life rather than suffering and struggling, but instead I get to become even worse, with N24 instead of DSPD. But nobody knows about these disorders, and children are given no agency, so my intuition that I was naturally of a different schedule than my peers got completely ignored.

So needless to say, I am rather passionate about raising awareness fir these disorders. If this describes any children or teens you know, please tell them what might be happening so they don’t end up like me.

Also, sleep hygiene is a meme, there’s no evidence of it working better than a placebo for serious disorders because it is one. It was used to cover up my real issues and prevented me from getting care.

>>49662020
Keyboard chen!

Seiga is evil but I think you could defeat her by making her fat so that she couldn't really do any evil stuff anymore and she'd get stuck in holes in the walls so she couldn't sneak into places anymore I think this is a good idea what does /jp/hu think you agree don't you you agree

>>49661073
I honestly don't get the hype behind the fusus
The art is basic at least, there are far more higher quality touhou fanart out there with the same premise, is it the writing then?

>>49662110
>The art is basic at least, there are far more higher quality touhou fanart out there with the same premise, is it the writing then?
A burger is great because of the bread, patty, cheese, and toppings

>>49656803
I’ve been normal, which I guess is OK. I don’t get why some people hate these threads. I like how they’re a lot faster than the rest of the board and honestly most of the site.
>>49656807
It’s kind of funny to see myself referred to as a /jp/ native. I don’t feel like I really fit into /jp/ in a number of ways but I have been consistently posting my art in the OC threads for a long time now.

>>49662111
>food analogy

>>49662117
Yes yes, we all get you're very smart for noticing

>>49662105
Yeah I'd have sex with fat seiga too...

>>49662020
I’m starting to fall asleep, I wonder if there will be any new requests when I wake up. I’m trying to complete my new sketchbook in less than two months, closer to a month and a half.

>>49662105
Gross, I’d only have sex with thin Seiga.

>>49662105
Meh, I'd have sex with skinny-fat Seiga

But... What does MERTH think of fat Seiga?!

I like fat seiga but I don't like hairy women

I'm hungry

>>49662117
Yum!

>>49662168
Yatsufoodie...

What did she mean by this

>jay
>peghu

Why would merth name the thread this

>>49662192
the anti-negro barrier meant to pacify yuuka isn't working as intended

merth has main protagonist syndrome

>>49662235
>pacify
Deltarune Ralsei

>>49661383
>Yurikino
Wishlisted
Supported the dev on patreon
Donated my kidney to them

im black

Merth? Twink.

my condolences

...where did everyone go?

I'm waiting for Merth, I have a question to ask him

merthstan

Merth do you wear a diapey? If so how often do you change it?
T. Your biggest fan from the Philippines

/v/hu will draw her final breath.
Only then, shining with hope...
Three DRAWFAGS appear at BOARDS' edge.
A TWINK,
A MOTHER,
And a TRAITOR FROM THE DARK.

>>49662386
what

merth has been arrested for his drawcrimes

>>49660335
>>49660340
>>49660345
>>49660375
>discord
https://cadence.moe/blog/2020-06-06-why-you-shouldnt-trust-discord

>>49662422
Hey Merth! Did you give Yukari armpit hair or is it shadow?

Guys, I was in a coma for 4 days and missed like 5 threads now. Can someone summarize the last 5 Merth & Friends episodes for me?

>>49662448
subtle armpit hair

Fucking hell, you're still talking about Merth? Reminder that he:

>shils his boring waifu (meirafag and takanetoddler were bullied for this)
>leaked personal anon information, even if you can't do much with it (Ayapervert is despised for this)
>brings up drama with namefags OUT OF NOWHERE (one of Tewilard's most disliked traits).
>somehow got parseecosplayer's personal contact (parseestalker was laughed at for even trying to do it)
>delivers hastily made drawings to his fans (103 is clowned on for this)
>posts nsfw content in blue boards and is most likely brown (people want Juan out of this thread for this very reasson)
>forces off-topic memes related to a franchise that has nothing to do with Touhou (patrickautist and jackalmanautist lost for a reason)
>is in a discord server where links to the threads get posted (chinadiaper schizos' modus operandi)
>never talks about the games (/jp/hu as a whole)

But it's ok when Merth does it. I'm mostly jesting, don't take this post seriously please

GET HIM! HE JUST SAID SHIT ABOUT MERTH!

>>49662461
It's okay this is funny I like you, but you do have a point about me

I'm starting to notice more and more /jp/hus (formerly veehoes) in the native /jp/ threads
You guys are really being assimilated here huh

>>49662458
I love you Merth as much as a heterosexual man could love another man, thank you for the casual adding of armpit hair

>>49662461
You forgot that he has shit taste in Jojo

>>49662466
It's not an assimilation.
It's a takeover.
/jp/ is being replaced

>>49662461
PatrickGOD WON

Can we sacrifice Merth to bring back Mspaintanon?

>>49662461
>is in a discord server where links to the threads get posted (chinadiaper schizos' modus operandi)
How would you know that unless you are in the same discord server hmm?

>>49662461
>Merth did x that y person did and was hated for x10
Maybe Merth just has a really high Charisma stat. I mean think about it, he's made a lot of friends, everyone loves him, maybe Merth is just a very likable person.

Maybe instead of Merth changing, we're all the ones who need to be more Merthlike

>>49662455
pls respond

>>49662483
W Rizz

>>49662484
you are still in coma

Why do (You) like Merth?

>>49662488

>>49662482
In case you've been living under a rock, an anon confirmed that the meiracord is real but not this evil raiding server people make out to be. It's obvious drawfags are the ones posting there, how else would Merth be able to contact Tewilarper and parseecosplayer? He also took a screenshot of his pc that one time and you could see he had a discord.

I never get invited to anything :(

>>49662455
Great hairy woman debate begins
Fusu Season 3 began
Europeans VS Americans
Japanese invade /jp/hu
Merth reveals that Parseecosplayer is Japanese
Merth doxed people
In the end Merth just does both and everyone is happy

>>49662494
Why do drawfags even come here then?

>>49662498
attention

>>49662498
To shill their art and shitpost. I vividly remember that anon saying that links to the threads get posted in the cord.

>>49662494
The meiracord WAS real, it doesn't exist anymore. The invite link is still there in the archive but doesn't work anymore.

>>49662498
i like you guys

>>49662495
Thank you so much can you elaborate more on the merth dox, what exactly happened?

>>49662498
The last few threads were really fun rides, look at >>49662495. Who wouldn't want to see the chaos and funposts?

>>49662507
Just because the invite link doesn't work anymore doesn't mean the 'cord is not real.
We just recently had our 1 year anniversary of /v/hu seething about us.

yay my 30 diapy pack came with extra one!

>>49662512
Merth made a poll about if Kagerou should have hair or not. It got a ton of votes and was neck and neck. Merth then posted the countries of who voted for what country. Japan apparently made a ton of votes for hairy because someone here posted it over there. Merth then assumed it was Parseecosplayer but was wrong, which revealed to everyone Parseecosplayer is Japanese. (Enjoy it Parseestalker)

Merth never revealed how many Filipinos post on /jp/hu so we have to wait until he posts the full dox...

>>49662528
>Merth never revealed how many Filipinos post on /jp/hu so we have to wait until he posts the full dox...
As someone who makes strawpolls constantly, i never ever see filipinos in them. I have my suspicions on a Montenegro anon however.

>>49662512
During the American vs Europe war, it was revealed by Merth that no European actually voted on the hairy Kagerou poll and everyone was fighting an imaginary enemy. He only posted an image of the percentage of people who voted by country, that being the United States (who actually voted against a hairy Kagerou, and there was only one vocal anon about it, fannamed "fat&hairyloveranon." The real hairy voters were all from Japan as the poll was sent to an unknown Japanese thread. This caused tensions among many /v/hus despite no one in specific being doxxed, only that fat&hairyloveranon was American but he already revealed this in the episode before.

>>49662515
Invite me to your secret club NOW

>>49662461
>But it's ok when Merth does it
Yes.

Drawfag nationalities? I remember Tewimom said hers once but I don't remember.

>>49662469
>>49662466
>/jp/ is being replaced
Native /jp/ers settled in alt-chans after the April hack, /v/hu rapefugees are just filling in their now vacant threads.

>>49662542
103 is slavic
Merth is mexican
Tewimom is probably american
mspaintanon is american but has the heart of a slav

>>49662528
>>49662535
But it was well known that Parseecosplayer was in Japan for some con now I think? I'm certain this was revealed like weeks ago. He's not japanese he's just in japan.

>>49662540
Didn't I tell you before to swallow merth's cum properly before speaking?

>>49662545
Tewimommy explicitly said she's not Ameiracan

UH OH MERTHMELTY!!

>>49662547
I don't know if we knew it before but it's definitely true parseecosplayer lives in Japan. I found his twitter and he says it there

Ok i think i give up on these threads

>>49662547
He implied to me he doesn't really browse /v/hu anymore while in his drunken state

>>49662551
Seethe. Merth is a KING, a WINNER and a CHAD. Every knee will bow to him eventually, even yours.

Yippie I love e-celebs!

>>49662558
The diaperspam and meilingslop is the worst, but the chaos inbetween is fun

For less shitposting 2hu discussion I go on /8/hu but for indulgent no-bars funposting, I go here

Embrace the fun

>>49662561
whyyyyyyy tell him to come bacckk

MERTH'S DAMAGE CONTROL SQUAD GO!

>>49662569
no

What should I draw?

>Parseecosplayer will never drunk text you photos
IT'S A QUARTER AFTER ONE

I'M A LITTLE DRUNK

AND I NEED YOU NOW

>>49662575
How you imagine every drawfag looks like

>>49662575
Takane elbowing Nitori's boobs

>>49662575
Hairy Parsee

>>49662575
Ignore the parsee one Fat hairy Keiki

>>49662575
Me and Ayapervert frotting while /v/hu is forced to watch!

>>49662575
How you imagine what marisissy looks like

merth defense system online

>>49662575
Chiyari playing the piano and saying you must be surprised to see her playing the piano

>>49662575
Whaletits using her cleavage as an extra pocket to carry the customer's meal since her hands are full

>>49662575
The dark faced mob youkai merth drew recently

>>49662503
This but in the sense of a really lonely and pathetic person rather than someone just trying to get more followers and commisions.
>>49662542
None. The working-drawfag has no nation.

>>49662575
Whaletits using her cleavage as an extra hole because my dick too hard

The Eiki thread on /jp/ died...

IM SHITTING AND FARTING
IM BRAPPING SHARTING

Touhou Just Dance

>>49662587
Who is Ayapervert?

>>49662639
Guy who doxxed people for fun and caused 103 to leave here

>>49662641
my hero

>Hey anon are you alright? You fell on your head pretty badly
>Merth? Parseecosplayer?? Jay-what-who??? what are you talking about anon?
>You're still here on /v/ in the thread anon, look, all your /v/hu friends are here!
>Oh and ignore meiravirgy he's more annoying than usual today
>Anyway it's time to draw Meira and post 1ccs anon!
>Oh look battlerfag is here and oh- shit futafag is starting to spam futa again
>Ah thread has hit the bump limit! I love bumplimitposter's gif! anyway it's time to GETpost!
>See you next thread anon!

[ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION /JP/HU GAMERS]

The Wily Beasts score contest starts tomorrow! Check out pic related for instructions if you wish to participate. If you have any questions or suggestions, please let me know.

Oh my god, are you guys really that media illiterate?
Ayapervert wasn't a person, he was meant to be a representation of the evil within the hearts of man. We're all Ayapervert at our lowest points, that's the entire point of his character.

>>49662649
>bumplimitposter's gif
You really don't know what you have until it's gone

>>49662674
...b-bump limit?

>>49662657
OMG ITS KANA IN A BARREL!
Right there did you see it?
...In the bottom right...!

>>49662679
We reached it a long time ago, this isn't the same...

>>49662657
I would like to submit kanainabarrel shitscribble for the contest
https://files.catbox.moe/6tu3eq.png

>>49662689
Don't call it shit, that's gorgeous

>>49662689
More like KINOscribble

>>49662687
...yeah I know. But it's kinda pointless to post it when I know the thread still gonna be alive for a while, and reaching bump limit here is not that big of a deal in the first place

>>49662689
...shotagod?

>>49662689
>>49662701
HE'S BACK

>>49662685
Anon there's nothing there, you're hallucinating. There is no Kana in a barrel anywhere.

>>49662689
OMG ITS KANA AND SHE IS IN A BARREL!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

Guys is /jp/hu satanic??

>>49662657 (me)
I sent the invitations to /2hug/ and the 8 and I'll be making a /v/ thread tomorrow, however i still don't know what to do with /jp/. Should i make a separate thread here? Will jannies delete the thread like they deleted yesterday's threads? Will i make anyone angry?

>>49662728
The /v/hu spirit is to fight for your cause even if you die in the process.

>>49662728
I think there is no harm in trying to make a separate /jp/ thread to see how the reception will look like.
If it's good then you can continue making separate threads in the future if bad then you'll just continue posting here.

It's time to comb through /jp/ archives and post neat things
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/21674164#p21691418

Lolsoramdumb humor is back? The cake is a lie?!

>>49662728
i will post in the /v/ threads as long as it lives tourneyanon! you're the best poster in the 2hu threads!

>>49662758
(cont.) although I do think that you shouldn't make a new thread as it will only last from the 4th till the 6th, threads last forever so at best you should just post it into the gameplay thread

>>49662728
make a thread but don't mention anything about /v/hu or other boards

>>49662738
>>49662745
>>49662773
I'll give it a shot then.
>>49662771
The gameplay thread pretty much ignored me last time i did it. Got asked some questions but that's it. Also, thanks for your kind words, they mean a lot to me.

>>49662575
So are you gonna draw or?

>>49662784
He's not as fast as mspaintanon, please wait warmly

>>49662793
Touhou is a female default series. Just as you’d assume a new Touhou character to be female, should you assume a fan to be as well.

>>49662793
girls are now waiting...

>>49662755
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/18591761#p18604065

I want a /v/hu femanon...

What about a /v/hu boicosplayer?

I want a /v/hu femanon (male)...

We need another girl in the group

i want a /v/ boyanon (female)

Why is Merth gatekeeping Parseecosplayer from us?

because you guys won't go to a con with him...

ENOUGH

Tell me about your thursday thus far. Has it been good? Do you have any plans?

>>49662847
No.
Yes.

I want to travel to Japan with parseecosplayer so that we can get ourselves cute Japanese cosplayer girlfriends

>>49662847
I'm still working on my report. I missed the deadline by 3 days

Merth is a twink
Tewimommy is less fat than you think
Mspaintanon is Chris-chan
I can't imagine what Yatsutraitor looks like, but 70% likely to be a boy because of the foot fetish
Koishidrawbaby is bald
103 is white

Post contextually dynamic 2hu pics you love to use.

>>49662881

I went through parseeanon's xwitter and found something interesting. Look at the nametag of this person. It's Okina, but the skin is white.

>>49662881

I went through Chimatta's twitter and found tons of crypto links, what the fuark.

I...

>>49662903
that suzu fumo is cute

>>49662884
>>49662903
Ayadoxxer why are you like this

>>49662909
You made me excited, thinking there would be a Suzumi fumo. Unforgivable.

I've been trying to listen to some akatsuki records songs but i can't help but cringe every time. The vocals are cheesy and the lyrics are on the same tier as "WHAT IF MARIO 3 HAD LYRICS?"

>>49662884
>I went through parseeanon's xwitter
Why
Also what's remotely interesting about that

https://lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Touhou_11_Incident

retarded beast and stupidest creature

uh oh ayadoxxing season

>>49662947
We know Merth is connected to parseeanon. They must have had some kind of exchange. This leads me to believe that Merth drew the nametags because of how similar they look to his shitscribbles. But why? Merth doesn't do commission work. Could this mean that he has some direct, physical contact with parseeanon.

God i hate "uh oh"posting

>>49662930
i only know Karmanations

>>49662969
Yes we should be talking about Jojo instead

Sex with Foo Fighters

Uh oh diapymelty

Sex with Daiya

Daiya won

>>49662968
>Could this mean that he has some direct, physical contact with parseeanon.
Anon's grand conspiracy is that merth and parseecosplayer have sex and merth gives him drawings
You are unhinged and I imagine merth will say that's false

>>49662998
it's true

>>49663008
meds

Does this Parseeposter even draw? No? THEN FUCK OFF! We only love drawfags in these halls. And those who draw Meira are cherished the most.

>>49662968
why did this post got deleted ?

Did anyone happen to kill a red Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem...

Why am i never involved in conspiracies

>>49662884
>>49662903
i forgot I made these, I think it should be okay for me to post them now since it happened a few months ago

>It's unhinged dox anon time
Do anons that do this have autism or what?

>>49663029
Why does she look like a Sonic character?

>>49663029
Wait... is that from when parseecosplayer...

>>49663036
sorry

drawconspiracy

>>49663040
She looks like the little Tsukihime creature

nuh uh not taking my yatsumeds

So what's the story behind these Merth? Were these for an event? You didn't actually have sex with Parseecosplayer, right? Right?

stupiid stuuupid
STOOPID
stupid

/jp/hu opinion on #stopkillinggames?

>>49663055
I did

>>49663055
I don't have sex with men and they were for a party i'll stop now

SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES

>>49663062
>>49663063
Who am I supposed to believe in now...

>>49663058
Why is she naked?

>>49663063
>i'll stop now
where you going? we are not done...

>>49663073

>>49663063
Noooooo post the rest you didn't post the Okina yet, how many did you do

I DEMAND you post the Okina

>>49663060
I WANT TO KILL MORE GAMES
ESPECIALLY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

I'm sorry I meant it as a joke, please don't go away Merth...

So that proves that half of the day is spent on sex and half on /vjp/hu. Merth...

>shotanon comes back
>no one cares

>>49662881

>>49663094
Where? I check his Twitter daily and don't see new 2hu drawings

>>49663066
The day merth ever leaves is going to be a disaster

>>49663060
Games shouldn't be killed. If Concord went free I would've played it for Bazz.

>>49663066
When this baby hits 8 Merths, you're going to see some serious shit

>>49663100
>>49662689

>>49663019
The drawgoyim knows, initiate it

>>49663111
That's not shotanon

>>49663101
merth is going to turn into 103 one of these days

>>49663077
The lyrica image archived and never got deleted