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Anonymous No.49662795 [Report] >>49669057
Wily Beasts Score Contest
[ATTENTION, GAMERS OF /JP/]

This weekend, I'll be hosting the Wily Beasts contest, a contest where we'll determine who the best beast gang is! Please look at pic related if you want to participate. Submissions are open starting tomorrow.

If you have any questions or suggestions for the contest, please tell me.
Anonymous No.49663167 [Report] >>49664908 >>49668865
stay in your containment thread
Anonymous No.49664908 [Report] >>49668839
>>49663167
I personally would like those contests become subsumed by /jp/ proper instead. I think it's a damn shame that they are tied to /v/ermins.
Anonymous No.49664949 [Report] >>49664978 >>49668865
>we're killing /jp/, by the way /jp/ come join our event
lol
Anonymous No.49664978 [Report]
>>49664949
Too green
Anonymous No.49668839 [Report]
>>49664908
he posted in the gameplay thread but you guys ignored him
Anonymous No.49668865 [Report]
>>49663167
>>49664949
holy meirabroken
Anonymous No.49668981 [Report] >>49668985 >>49669032
Seems like /jp/ doesn't play videogames....
Anonymous No.49668985 [Report] >>49668991
>>49668981
I heard there's a videogames board, more than one even. You should go there
Anonymous No.49668991 [Report] >>49669118
>>49668985
How come the Touhou board doesn't play touhou? that's kind of ironic
Anonymous No.49669032 [Report] >>49669046 >>49669355
>>49668981
We get together to play Skydrift every week
I guess we in /jp/ just have a problem with the cancerous refugees known as /v/hu niggers
Anonymous No.49669046 [Report]
>>49669032
Nobody said anything about /v/
Anonymous No.49669057 [Report]
>>49662795 (OP)
i will participate, just to show these subhuman /v/ermin who is boss
Anonymous No.49669118 [Report]
>>49668991
We are just too busy honing our Aikido skills.
Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.
Anonymous No.49669313 [Report] >>49669388 >>49669967
Is exploiting the number of lives in practice mode (to get more roaring berserk mode) alright? If it is, then this is my submission.
Anonymous No.49669355 [Report] >>49669377
>>49669032
But Cherry posted in /jp/hu :(
Anonymous No.49669377 [Report]
>>49669355
I really don't like some of those anons but just let me know when the public execution might be if it must be done.
Anonymous No.49669388 [Report]
>>49669313
it is intended, i think
Anonymous No.49669967 [Report] >>49670273
>>49669313
Oh nice, a submission! Yes, that's how it is in practice mode.

Even with the usual /jp/sie vs /v/ermin shenanigans, you've already made more submissions than /2hug/. They must be busy gooning or something.
Anonymous No.49670273 [Report]
>>49669967
>Yes, that's how it is in practice mode.
Well, I wanted to ask to make sure, maybe there is an unsaid expectation of playing the stage without excessive deliberate suicides.
Anonymous No.49670316 [Report]
Here's how the score tally looks thus far, if anyone's curious:

Team Keiki: 20019530, 2 submissions (you join this team by not using beast specific abilities)
Team Otter: 74239270, 2 submissions
Team Eagle: 133276860, 4 submissions
Team Wolf: 805764770, 7 submissions