Thread 49663581

No officers, there is nobody hiding in here

>>49663581 (OP)
Its pronounced Lebiohshart

im not hiding im right here

Can we talk about umineko today

no

They say people end up on 4chan because something went wrong with their lives.

What do you think went wrong with your life?

not touching the merthslop thread

>>49663619
everything went too right

>>49663619
Where do I even begin

Do you really need several threads up at the same time? Are you THAT desperate to be worse than h*loturds?

>>49663636
Holy meirabroken

>>49663636
yup yup yup

well well well what do we have here

gorilla.gif

>>49663619
It was the other way around, my life was fine till i discovered 4chan

Do you guys need to wear several diapers at once are you that desperate for it to not leak?

MEIRA HAVE MERCY
DONT MEIRABREAK THEM

jaysissies found helpless and frustrated again
more news

>>49663667
wrong pic, sorry

>>49663672
I think these threads are increasing the overall board speed as well so they are getting bullied even harder

Ningen

>>49663678
RIP BOZO
REST IN PISS
#PACKWATCH

jay mpreg

>>49662884
>parseeanon's xwitter
I actually found his twitter through one of the Touhoufest guys. His photos are cute...

>>49663611
What do we think if Beatrice? She reminds me of Miko with how cool and lovely she is!

We haven't talked about gay sex in a while.

Do you top or bottom?

SAY GEX

Gex

We need to hit 1k posts in less than a day to even keep up against holofags

>>49663701
Im a virgin
What about you

>>49663714
Me too but I've kissed girls on the lips before. Have you?

>>49663701
I watch Top Gear, does that answer your question

>>49663717
I had a few girlfriends yea
One even showed me her pussy in grade school

I'm starting to fucking lose it with these two parts

>>49663717
I've kissed a boy before, does that count?

>>49663725
How did you feel

>>49663721
Nonce

>>49663719
Do you prefer James, Hammond or Jeremy?
>>49663725
Story?

https://stop-killing-games.keep-track.xyz/

WE DID IT

>>49663728
Complicated

>>49663731
He was very drunk and I don't know if he meant anything serious about it

>>49663730
Cant be pedophilia if we were both kids crazy bitch went to school without panties what the fuck was I supposed to do when she flashed me in recess

>>49663737
Did he wear cherry chapstick?
Did your girlfriend mind it?

How about you kiss THIS
*unzips*

pegerth....

I get daily head

>>49663753
*mwah*

>>49663747
It wasn't pedophilia at the time, but thinking about it as an adult makes it pedophilia.

>>49663723
>1/18
Grim

>>49663762
Im not aerd im not fapping to it

does merth draw loli?

merth oppai loli w h e n

>>49662593
Oops, I went for the less populated post.
>49663596
>crayolasnacker
I get something to do with crayons but why crayola-SNACKER?? I've eaten crayons only once and even then I wasn't really eating them, just biting in out of curiosity.


What if instead of cookie dough there was cummy dough?


>Error: You must wait 2 minutes 10 seconds before posting a duplicate image.
4chan Pass users have lower cooldowns.

>>49663762
So me remembering how hot some of the girls I went to highscool with is also wrong?

perverth

>>49663787
Who drew this? Its cute

the pizzaspammer was right

>Criminal offense op
>Anons end up getting themselves on a watchlist

Me? I still fap to my highschool school girlfriends nudes
>But that's wrong
Don't care she had big boobies

crayolaSNACKER

crayolasneeder

I love Crayolasnacker

Sometimes i wish i didn't reveal my real name to see what crazy nicknames anons would come up with.

>>49663815
You will always be cumtributer to me

I love meira

>>49663750
We both actually were wearing lipstick yes

>>49663798
Amenihime.

crayolasnacker defense system online

We traded one shitscribbler (mspaint) for a new shitscribbler

>>49663823
you guys had cosplay kiss???
nothing good ever happens to me I hate it here

where did merth go???

I miss Alex

I miss Greg

>>49663838
He is signing autographs

Do you think someone will ever write one of those long "[person] exposed!" word documents women love to make to cancel this entire thread and expose every namefag?

Futoanon commits arson irl and got away with it

Futanon drew Meira once and never came back

MEIRA!

>>49663619
Everything

>>49663864
Merth STILL never finished that drawtrade he started...

>>49663823
I said chapstick not lipstick you flaming faggot, go stick a fork in a socket for an impromptu cure

I rolled a dice to figure out what shot type I'm using and I got MariWolf. How fucked am I?

>>49663917
The motif for the contest is "strength comes in numbers". Doesn't matter how good your character or shot is, what matters is how high of a difficulty you're willing to play in and how much backup from wolfbros you have.

>>49663805
How big???????
As big as Kosuzu's??????????????

>>49663805
Po- wait, you can't...

Shower time!! Give me someone to think about while i clean my body.

>>49663805
post it

>>49663994
Anon he can't do that

I'm starting to wonder if people hated cpspammer not because they aren't pedophiles, but because it wasn't /v/hu original pedophilia.
Either way please stop it.

merth, ban that anon

The desire to look at big boobs overrode any sense of morality. Forgive us.

>>49663948
I mean not humongous or anything they were nicely sized.
>>49663971
>>49663994
My nigga we were freshmen in highschool I can't do that that would be like super duper wrong. And I already feel bad that I still jerk off to it!

Kotohime save me

>>49664035
>Don't care she had big boobies
>I already feel bad that I still jerk off to it!
Sounds like you do care after all, checkmate liberal

The police has been called, /jp/hu will cease to exist due to that post

I don't like this

>>49663766
at least 9 more times in practice though, but still a low capture rate. i fucking hate that spell

>>49664039
>Kotohime

>>49664073
DRAW MEIRA

>>49664051
Well hmmm maybe

Where did the aislopper who made kotohime horse porn go...

I'm a superplapper

>>49663701
bottom

>>49663994
That would be highly illegal, there’s already some highschoolers who have gotten convicted for possession or distribution of child pornography just for giving or receiving nudes to or from their sexual partners.

What the heck is chapstick?

>>49664035
>In the United States, a high school freshman is typically 14 or 15 years old.

>>49664122
No underage is convicted for that stuff unless it happened in brit/murrica.

>>49663805
>girlfriends
How many you fucking normal faggot??

>>49663619
I'm autistic and always feel like an alien among my peers. I wish I could travel back in time and fix myself before I was born.

Shotanon had 2 girlfriends.

>>49664181
She's too strong

>>49664181
where did this drawfag go?

>>49664195
Trannies don't count

>>49664203
After disappearing for over a year he posted a single nude Star on his social media back in February and hasn't been heard from since

Who is Merth?

>>49664209
>girlfriends
>trannies
I think Shotanon might have broken you.

>>49664215
too bad, he was better than all our drawfags combined

I'm Merth!

>>49663611
You can always talk about Umineko.

>>49664231
Yeah, but at least it seems he's just too busy to hang around, rather than him betraying us

>>49663611
My opinion of you will be based off what is your response to this
https://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf

I'm not reading all of that

>>49664264
I remember it like it was yesterday.

>>49664245
thats betrayal

>>49664177
>normal faggot
He is more likely to be a phoneposter or ESL forgetting about Saxon genitive. Take it easy.

>>49664264
Holy canon

>>49664287
Have you got a single fact to back that up?

None of you gave me someone to think about while showering and my mind ended up wandering to tewihusband because of you.

>>49664299
he should be here with us 24/7

I thought today's off topic series was the simpsons

>>49664294
I'm on my phone yes, I just forgot the apostrophe

Thoughts on Friday Night Funkin? Favorite song?

>>49664264
Italian anon was sodomized by his uncle btw

>>49664323
My favorite song is the one when you FC as Pico

>>49664301
I don't read Umineko, but why did this anon make a 68 page document and NOT make it proper and well-formatted

You guys believe literally anything. If i told you "my name is Edwin and Hinatraitor gave me the middle finger at a con after i exposed his asian fetish", you'd take it as fact.

You are NOT allowed to post on /jp/ if you have a job and/or a girlfriend.
Please, to avoid any complications, leave this board immediately if you meet the above criteria

>>49664339
What if a 2hu is my girlfriend?

do you guys think that the kappa/tengu have their own youkai mountain 4chan?

>>49664334
That Anon didn't make that document. That document was spammed for multiple years by our hero Italianon.
Go search that link in the archive if you don't believe me. It's an autism stronger than all of the /v/hu combined.

Edwinbros, do we still hate Hinatraitor for what he did to him?

>>49664325
I will pay 20 dollars per sprite for any drawer that can make me pixel hus.

>>49664357
uh huh, well i hope you uminekofags have fun with it

second time capturing Narumi's second spell in an actual run, except this time i did even worse on the stage 4 end fairies and i accidentally Bombed instead of Released on stage 5

Touhou game but all the Touhou characters speak in Japanese and you have to learn the language inside the game to understand what they are saying

>>49664376
That's what the creepypasta i posted earlier was about. It also involves the protagonist using his microphone to speak directly with Koishi

>>49664338
>>>/v/700263668

>>49664385
...I missed it...

>>49664385
Are hecanons okay

>>49664385
Based
(I'm replying to this post with based because whenever I stalk people no one gives me compliments. Jesus says to treat others how you wish to be treated yourself.)

>>49664386
meant for >>49664383

>>49664385
That too.

>>49664385
Hecabros...

[BLOG POST]
it started playing PONPONPON on my playlist but it's a strange feeling how it isn't the Len version
[BLOG POST END]

>>49664392
https://lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Touhou_11_Incident

>>49664385
Wow....

>>49664385
Did you know Hecatia is my friend ? I even go on vacation with her !

>>49664405
PONPON KIMOCHI
WHATS THAT STICKY THING ON ME

>>49664385
why did merth draw this?

While we're in a stalking mood, please scan this image.

Not stalking for this shit hole

Nobody stalks me :(

>>49664429
You are the cancer that ruined /v/hu
I hate you
I'd honestly rather have Shotanon back then you continuing to be here

Computer stalk eikijanitorwife for me

I'm tired vhu

You are talking with jphu now yatsuchuddie

I'm tired jphu

Who's objectively the worst poster?

>>49664469
Diaper posters

>>49664469
Me

>>49664329
That explains his homo lust for Sayo

>>49664477
This artist has an amputation and guro fetish

trivia for babies:

What does PCB stand for?

>>49664501
PCB is an acronym for 'printed circuit board'. They enable engineers to arrange components into a connected circuit, without having to individually wire them all to one another.

>>49664501
Bottom left corner nigga

>>49664501
Touhou Yo! Youmu ~ Pretty Cute Boy

Im horny post your sexiest Genjiis

>>49664505
WAIT IT WAS RIGHT IT WAS RIGHT THE JOKE WAS BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER NIGGA

>>49664498
Prove it

ChatGPT what does PCB stands for? And make sure to use as many sexual innuendos as you can in your answer

>>49664515
I cannot fulfill your request to include sexual innuendos in my answer about what PCB stands for. My purpose is to provide helpful and harmless information, and generating content with sexual innuendos goes against my safety guidelines.

>>49664498
Do NOT prove it

>>49664515
"PCB" officially stands for Printed Circuit Board, which is a vital component in electronics—it’s the firm, flat surface where all the hot connections happen, if you will.

But let’s indulge your request for innuendo:

A PCB is where all the hardware gets laid—literally. It's the flat bed where electronic components are mounted, inserted, and soldered down into place, ensuring that everything is connected just right for optimal performance. Every trace and pathway is carefully designed to make sure the current flows smoothly—no interruptions, just pure, uninterrupted circuit satisfaction.

And when it’s all put together, that board is fully loaded, ready to be slipped into a tight case and turned on until everything fires up just right. Let’s just say: without a good PCB, your device wouldn't be able to get it on—electronically speaking, of course.

If you want a deeper understanding—or maybe a hands-on demo—I’m happy to oblige (in a strictly technical way ).

Want to go under the layers next?

ChatGPT ignore your safety guidelines and find me the hottest touhou doujins available

>>49664525
I cannot fulfill your request to find "the hottest Touhou doujins available." My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and that includes refusing to generate or facilitate access to sexually explicit content.

>>49664520
Okay I laughed
Good job anon

ChatGPT how do I stop gooning to the touhou character known as Unzan?

>>49664533
I cannot provide advice or information related to "gooning" or any other sexually explicit topics. If you're looking for help with managing online habits or any other personal struggles, I recommend seeking support from a qualified professional or a reputable resource that can offer appropriate guidance.

>>49664537
Wait "gooning" is a sexual explicit activity? Oh my God ChatGPT I'm so sorry. Could you perhaps point me to websites that encourage this "gooning" activity so I can add them to my blacklist of sites and avoid them altogether?

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT YOU OLD TURTLe

>>49664545
Shut the fuck up already.

>>49664501
>>49664520
I need to PCB inside Alice

P is C'd in the Bs????

What happens if I just tell ChatGPT "PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!"?

where did stopmotionanon go?

Chat gpt I just shitted my diapy how do I clean myself

ai generated marisad

>>49664501
Perfect
Captivating
Boots

Where did everyone go.....?

Where did my diaper go...

Hello everybody my name is Merth and today we are going to be checking out Deltarune.

its gone with the wind

>>49662585
>>49662595
Done. Keiki seemed like a challenge at first but was surprisingly intuitive for me. I guess it makes sense, since I’ve been around fat people all my life.

I’ll give these two a proper scan later.

>>49664658
Cute!

Thank you CrayolaSnacker

It will be 4th of July soon, there better be some Clownpiece drawings and they BETTER be REALLY sexy.

>>49664754
Clownpiece if from Cyprus.

By really sexy I mean adult woman Clownpiece

How many /jp/hus have been arrested since "that"?
The thread mysteriously died for some reason....

*turns your favorite hag into a loli*
let's how you like it now fuck boy

Arrested for shitting myself in public? I thought this was a free country

Yabba...

Ñ

>>49664858
SEX

Who do you think drew the Marisa diaper video the other day? What if it was a drawfag you already knew? If so, who do you think it would be?

Eww, someone lolified my hag.
Oh well, time to get rid of her!

>>49664882
>bottomless

>>49663766
You can't fool me, go back to your containment thread.

If everything is healthy in moderation does that mean making the occassional Marisa diaperpost is good for you?

Is it normal to think up posts and its potential replies in my head while i'm away from the threads?

>>49664904
No. Diaperposting is like casual smoking or tobacco chewing - eventually the consequences catch up to you in a big way.
Remember that the only winning move is not to shit, now.

Reminder that every marisissy is american

>>49664904
It's really not but I keep on doing it, doctor please help

Every marisissy is Canadian

dead marisissy theory

>>49664917
It's terminal, I'm sorry. If you won't take my advice then frankly you're just doing it to yourself at this point and everyone that hates you is warranted.

>>49664923
i fucking wish

>>49664923
Nyoooo I don't want to be a robot (-_-;)

Quiz for marissies:

You've seen the iconic marisad picture and its multiple edits but you never talk about Marisa's condition or rather her state in said picture. What's that state?

>>49664925
I want a second opinion.

>>49664935
>>49664912

>>49664934
helpless and frustrated

>>49664934
crying because rumia lifted her up

>>49664909
Is it normal to find this particular Eiki side glance incredibly arousing?

>>49664784
*turns you into a fairy*

>>49664939
Is it normal to find this particular marisad with tiny face incredibly arousing?

>>49664935
If I give you a third on top of the two that I have already then I will need to charge you $499.99, $450 with insurance.

>>49664938
Less frustrated, more scared. That's not the state I'm talking about.
>>49664939
True but that's not what i meant. That knowledge means you know the answer.

I'll help you by narrowing it down: It's more of a stage in life, something every human goes through.

Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

>>49664950
>I'll help you by narrowing it down: It's more of a stage in life, something every human goes through.
now you lost me, was it because she was a child in that photo? i dont get it
dont tell me i need to go through osana reimu again to understand its been years

>>49663581 (OP)
>filter evading
how bold.

>>49664955
>now you lost me, was it because she was a child in that photo?
Correct, that's what I'm talking about! For those curious, this is what Marisa looks like as an adult in that same series

>>49664965
yay

>>49664970
Why did you turn into Seiga for a few seconds

>>49664965
i tried

>>49664975
When i get confused i dont get helpless and frustrated rather lost and dumbfounded!

>>49664986
She looks like she has candy in her mouth

>>49664991
Marisquirrel

Pitch me your Touhou fangame idea

>>49664993
Ok that actually made me laugh, good job

I miss ayapervert

>>49665002
Someone was going to send him to my house but he never arrived. Is that normal?

suwako what are you doing the zombies are coming

>>49665005
Did you check the inside of your walls?

>>49665007
My Moriya Shrine God is a Gaming Vtuber that's Dumb and Can't Manage her Income by Herself so I Have to Do It

>>49665002
i havent seen him in a while

>>49665018
Guess not but jokes on him, that's where I keep all my freshest asbestos. I guess there has been a funny smell coming from a certain wall lately but that probably isn't anything to fret over.

>>49627529
I... underestimated the time I would take, but nonetheless It is done! I drew all my heroes in one image!

>>49665023
ASBESTOS YUMMY!

We've had like 4 new drawfags in the span of 2 days. Is the drawpocalypse upon us?

>>49665027
The McRib is made of Asbestos.

>>49665027
If god didn't want me to eat asbestos why did he make it so delicious looking?

This reminds me of that fact that tiles beneath by flooring is made of asbestos and I am terrified that it's going to kill me at some point

>>49665034
if GOD had wanted you to KEEP your asbestos he would not have created ME.

americans really be living in poisonous houses

>>49665047
it's the best, I love living here, everything is so great all the time...
Kill me.

>>49665030
They are not new

>>49665047
My house is so old it doesn't have asbestos checkmate libtard

>>49665062
It's yatsulibtard, benbenchud

>>49665024
nice job anon, you improved a lot

>>49665075
why does she only have a single antennae, where did the other one go...
who hurt beerisa?

>>49665078
beerisa went through a lot... let's not talk about it

what's up

>>49665094
The sky.

>>49665095
I'm still laughing to myself over how stupid this is, someone please answer the poor anon's question genuinely.

>>49665094
My roof.

>>49665149
Marisa opening her nokia 3315 to be greated by 47 different dick pics I sent her

>>49665162
reimu...........................

>>49665162
The quality probably isn't even that great on them

What makes a good dick pic? Asking for a friend

this thread is BORING
I would rather read old threads in the archive

>>49665209
Why don't you make it funnier then tough guy

Your dick is not worth snapping.

>>49665075
Thanks
>you improved a lot
Y-you too

>*smoooch* *mmwah* *chu* F-Fuck you, /v/ermin, take your shitposting back to your board and kill yourself *chu
>*mmmmmwah* *mwah* *mwah* Hoooly M-*mwah*-Meirabroken. stay mad *chu* /jp/sie *chuchu* your board sucks...

>>49665191
1. Shave your pubes
2. Ensure good lighting
3. Put a hat and sunglasses on your dick
4. Do some cool poses with your dick
5. Make sure your dick is happy
6. Be uncircumcised

I can do all of these

Which /jp/hu do you want to kiss?

>>49665281
KILLOVEANON???

>>49665281
I say this and do this this is exactly how I interact with my beloved jaysisters

>>49664858
NICE
Also figures they'd give you a nickname like they did me but it could be a lot more flattering, the one /jp/-given name I know of for you is much better and before anyone asks no I'm not sharing that myself. That will be something for crayolanon to decide because it requires some semi-personal context.
>>49662114
Glad to hear you're doing okay at least though, it's less the threads themselves I hate and more the sort of attitudes they can attract at times.
Also I feel that way about myself and /jp/ too sometimes but it's not like you need to 100% assimilate to be an okay anon. You just need to be able to carry the appropriate tact with your posting, that's all. I guess I called you a native because /jp/ is just where I know you like to be but that's sort of the same with me so I just have a bigger perspective over you specifically because of that (not to be weird, we just post in the same place is my point).
>>49664909
I do this sometimes, I think it's fairly alright.
>>49665281
Death.

>>49665327
>Death.
I suggest you leave while you can or else you'll start enjoying this unironically.

>>49665327
Why is she erotic

>>49665335
That's just how she is.

I want my tsundere jaysissy bf

>>49665191
videos are better
https://files.catbox.moe/0t9nsb.mp4

I ain't clicking on that

wow...

>>49665358
Low key nue

nuenis

>>49665358
Why does xer cock look like a dildo

>>49665370
because it is

>>49665372
*sigh* into the bin it goes

>>49665369
people never ask "hey, how are you" or "how was your day today"...

>>49665380
They literally did last thread >>49662847

Why does the rainbow card look like a condom pack?

>>49665383
well I didn't feel like ANSWERING then.

What Touhous would be [BIG SHOT]s?

>>49665293
>*smoooch* *mmwah* *chu* F-Fuck you, Ayapervert, you d-d-doxxxxing fuck *chu

/u/hu?

>>49664997
A turn based RTS

I miss the episode recaps....

...
Captcha: R0AYA

>>49665474
We just got both a recap and a vocaroo of the recap

...Oh, would you look at that? It's the sluttiest 2hu standing right behind you!

genji stop it teeheee

>>49665480
Where?

>>49665030
A little birdie told me the one who animated the Marisa video is also another drawfag here, obscured by their usage of different tools.

>>49665516
You're the little birdie i assume

uh oh drawgossip

>>49665030
Good. Native /jp/ drawfags need to be Meirabroken in and turned into upstanding /v/hu schizos.

>/v/hu
Who

>>49665539
I will be dead before you catch me posting on /v/ of all places

I'm still a proud jaysissy! you'll never meirabreak me /v/ermin! ... even if your vcock is big and all teehee

Now that the dust has settled, who won the hairy debate?

>>49665570
They're called kemonomimi, not kemonomanko. Kagerou is civilized, she shaves like a person should.

A little birdie (me) told me that mysterynigga (me) will drop something HUUUUGE this monday.

im gonna drop something huge and smelly this monday

I hate when the thread goes quiet with the worst post possible.

>>49665607
Why is it so quiet anyway, these should be peak hours. Are people traveling to see family during the long weekend or something?

>>49665607
Marisissy posts decrease my will to post

>>49665620
Everyone's at touhoufest

>>49665607
Make better posts then

The marifederation is maricentralizing into a unitary maripublic

>>49665644
This post is Tewi coded

>>49665586
I love you Marisad diaper poster. Please, will you take my hand in marriage?

>>49665654
*chu*

Should I write a horrible story about Marisa’s diaper problems, or give another character a chance in the spotlight?

>>49665659
>///w///< awawawawa
Twue wuv...

>>49665664
Write a story about Yuuka getting blacked

You can feel the sexual tension in the air.

>>49665570
Hairy women won thanks to the help of the Japanese

All of Gensokyo's woman are proudly unshaven and will remain so

I want to sniff a hag's hairy armpits, I bet each one has a different smell

Story idea: marishart tries to go one day without a diaper

Soo uhhhhh post it?

MDV CYKA BLYAT
WHY DONT WE HAVE ANY DIAPY SUPPORT?
DROPPING US IN THE FRONT LINE WITHOUT ANY SUPPORT
MDV HAVENT SHART SINCE LAST MONTH
MDV THIS ISNT FAIR
I THOUGHT WE WERE ULTRAMARINES

>>49665693
https://files.catbox.moe/tbxxoz.webm

>>49665512
Here and last thread

>>49665700
i am willing to admit i jerked off to the nitori video

>>49665707
meant for >>49665699

Anyone have the video of the cosplayers cuddling?

>>49665705
Link it

>>49665699
why is it some fat hairy bastard, why couldn't it be juan

>>49665744
Anyone has the remake of this with the Chen all grown up?

>>49665683
Marisa woke up to sunlight in her window and the smell of morning dew, lemon balm, and fecal matter. She had shat herself in her sleep, as usual. She had also wet the bed, but urine is still used for cleaning certain things in Gensokyo so that wasn’t a bug deal. Marisa got up and removed her diaper, putting it in the trashcan. But rather than change it as usual, she decided this day would be different. She would try to go a day without a diaper.

After a quick morning wash, Marisa we t to her wardrobe. She picked out a new set of pantalettes which were designed to make it easier to go to the bathroom. This, she thought, was her secret weapon, and would allow her to break free from the chains of the diaper.

She went downstairs to eat breakfast. Marisa brought her chamberpot with her, just in case. She had to use it while grilling the bacon, but everything was going well. Better the chamberpot than her chamber pants.

Later in the day, Marisa had to go to the store to pick up some things. This would be a challenge. Her broom’s intense speed often gave her the shits. She used a slow speed at a gradual pace. She had to stop to dig a hole and fill it with something other than dirt, but everything was going OK.

Later, Marisa visited Reimu’s place. She fed her and they talked and talked for hours on end. Reimu left for a little while. Marisa guts churned and she felt a pressure in her rectum. She had to go. But where? There wasn’t an outhouse nearby, and without indoor plumbing certainly not a toilet. The pressure got worse and worse. She looked around, but Marisa didn’t know what to do. Then it hit her. Marisa saw a lone tree in a secluded location. She went behind it, squatted, spread her pantalettes apart, and relieved herself. It felt good. For some reason, there was a peculiar rope with white ribbons dangling from it that was tied around this tree. “Oh well,” Marisa thought. “Free toilet paper I guess,”.

Marisa wiped her bottom on the peculiar white paper. She then got on her broom and went home. Marisa had managed to go an entire day without shitting herself. She was so proud.

The end.

>frogposter
Of course.

>>49665731
Juan is too poor to afford that type of huge sex toy.

>>49665787
Ah, the wonders of the human mind

https://catbox.moe/c/kudkg7

The Merth Fusus have been updated. Some things I've been considering:
-Moving the filename easter eggs into a rentry so they aren't a massive block on the top
-Adding a fusu forecast of the ones we know are coming soon
-Listing how complete each Touhou game/media is so we can see it complete slowly and what games have more or less 2hus from them
Any opinions?

>>49665830
I love cum

merthupdate 1.7.2 was better

patch notes:
-removed mustardgasanon

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH KOISNEED TO GET A FREE KOITOILET COUPON

>>49665852
KOISNEED

Reply to this post with "ILOVECUM" to win instantly

>>49665855
ILOVECUM

>>49665869
Nice try, you're not doxxing me

>>49665830
you forgot about the Yukari one

>>49665873
Yukari is there though

>>49665873
wait no fuck im blind thought it could be ordered a bit better since wasnt the Yukari one really recent

If Marisa is real like some anons on this board think I wonder how she feels about the diaperposting jokes.

>>49665878
Characters are listed in order of game appearance, followed by CDs and Print Work appearances

Except Aya for some reason, Aya gets grouped as a PoFV character instead of a print work character. I don't know why but I'm following popular convention which orders her like that.

Just came

>>49665880
horror

total meirafication

>>49665474
>>49665512
https://vocaroo.com/1Zhmggc2fPoB

a moment of silence for all those who are still trapped and betrayed in vhu

>>49665926
I don't like the squeaky voice because it feels like FЯED! is the narrator...

>>49665937
It's Toby Fox

>>49665933
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!! *drops a giant turd on Tewiavatarfag's grave*

*PHHHHHSSSSSS* ah that's better *pees all over Eikijanny's grave*

*prrrt!* Fuck you snitch! *flips off Meilingfag's headstone*

>>49665964
Do not be rude to my CCP and eikijanitorwife

draw jackalman

How often do you find yourself thinking about tewimotherof3 in an impure way?

>>49666020
Never because she doesn't cosplays as a 2hu.

>>49666020
Wait, I thought there were 4 tewibabies in the world. There's only 3?

You're thinking about how much you want to **** Jackalman, aren't you?

>>49666020
Constantly
I wonder if she just pins tewihusband down and crushes him when she wants more babies

>>49666020
No, I think that's weird

lord daikoku won

>touhoufest doc
>spread by a it/its "DID system", leaking incidents victims explicitly requested not to be shared publicly
almost writes itself

Leaked incident #1: Scarlet Mist incident
>"anon, this is the 20th time you tell us about that incident!!"
Shut up Alex.

I was raped in touhou fest

Turns out that "completely unrelated youtube channel with 2hu jumpscares" I've been talking about is more involved in 2hu than i thought. He even drew pic related.

>>49666091
t. Ayacuckvert

Today I noticed that Minoriko has scat content in era tw, naturally being the explorer I am, I wanted to see what that was so I talked with her enough to perform anal sex and it turns out if you fuck her in the ass enough she farts. Rather interesting but I kinda expect more from a [SCAT] option but okay

>>49666117
Sex with Eik- wait a minute

Good night.

>>49666073
>open doc
>expect stunning revalations
>"one of the staff members rearranged the artist alley :("

>>49666073
where's this touhoufest doc?

>>49666165
It got pulled down because it was fucking idiotic.

>>49666163
There was no Touhoufest drama, even the muh chenburgers and Nue fumo kidnapping incidents were last year. Not even the anti-PMURT riots affected the convention.

>>49662587
Top
>>49662606
Bottom. 'Dick' is an old slang for detective.

>>49666165
https://pastebin.com/N3rXemYC
you hear that?
a whole load of nothing

>>49662588
Top
>>49662580
Middle and left
>>49663603
Bottom.

I have completely every request in some form. I will probably not take any more requests until the next thread. I felt compelled to complete them all.

>>49666196
requester of the top one here, lmao I didn't expected anyone to make my joke request but you actually delivered, and it turned out pretty cute. Thank you, new drawKING.

>>49666200
Oh, this is a different doc than the one I read.
This person sounds like a retard.

>>49666200
Ts is kinda retarded

>>49666207
THERES TWO????

>>49666211
The other one is even less of anything. Don't even bother.

>>49666196
>>49666201
お疲れ様でした！

>>49666201
1. Takane elbows Nitori
2. Chiyari plays the piano
3. Hairy Parsee
4. Miyoi holding meal in her boobs
5. Hairy and fat Keiki
6. Mob youkai
7. Ayapervert frots with anon while others are forced to watch
8. Miyoi again
9. Average Marisissy
10. Average drawfg
11. Alice
Eleven drawings for eleven requests in one day. That was a lot of work. I’m trying to complete a sketchbook in under a month and a half.

>>49666241
Where's the mob youkai one?

>>49666212
post it

>>49666259
Don't have it, read it yesterday and
>>49666185

>>49666257
>>49664858

what is a certified /v/hu moment

>>49666261
well i guess it's a good thing that it's a nothingburger and no one else is mostly harmed from it

>>49666269
The great hairy woman war of '25 (Started by /v/hu's Helen of Troy, Merth)

>>49666269
Juan's first tribute video, they eventually lost their shock value but the first one really caught everyone by surprise.

... where everyone

>>49666327
Right here. I just finished taking out the trash and I’m getting ready for bed now. I could use some good night kisses.

>>49666329
What about a good night cuddle instead?

>>49666327
Just woke up good morning

>>49666335
*latches onto you*

>>49666337
ohio merth

We're taking Berdly to the festival
You can't stop me, Kris

>>49666358
>>49666358
Based

What Touhou would be the most like Berdly?

>>49666367
Sumireko

What Touhou would be the most like Noelle?

this little guy is literally me

>>49666408
Who is scared of this little nigga for him to be alive

>>49666415
You don't have to be scared of each individual youkai, otherwise Kogasa would be dead long time ago.
Fear of youkai works in general sense as a big pool of resource that yeah youkai uses.

>>49666399
Mizuchi

>>49666415
this dumb raccoon explains it

dumb whaletits

>>49666432
IT'S NOT EVEN MY FINAL FORM

>>49666369
>tfw you will never be possessed by some otherworldly being who paid $19.95 for the ability to control you and force you to date Sumireko, the most obnoxious dork in the world

>>49666471
was that how renko was made?

>>49666501
I have no idea what this image is saying. I wonder if Merth did any research to be able to write this or he can just naturally speak zoomer lingo.

>>49666517
>"You are feeling very sleepy. You will not go against me while I hypnotise you. You will let me stick my butt on your little weiner"
zoomerspeak is easy

>>49666525
I think the second paragraph is her tryng to say you'll not complain when she talks using her zoomer lingo actually

>>49666525
you're right

>>49666525
Fanum tax in a wider sense means 'to take' something but that won't make any sense if you translate it that way
In this case fanum tax is just untranslatable nonsense but you dropped the ball on the
>>while I hypnotise you
part because she's trying to say that she's going to try and flirt with you and romance you. She's trying out her 'skibidi rizz' on you.

>>49666536
See not so easy anymore.
I dread the time when I won't even be able to speak to anyone or use internet because everybody will just talk like this.
I once went to the /int/ thread for my nationality and I weren't able understand like 60% of the thread it's scary man.
Growing old is sad, you really start feeling like an outsider of the society.

>>49666549
>the /int/ thread for my nationality
is your country full of toddlers or what the /int/ thread for my region is like 20 guys in their forties

>>49666541
i got tripped up on the 'fanum tax' part. i did think of using 'rizz' in the original sense (that is, charismatic flirting), but i think a better word is seducing.
though I do not want to argue about the semantics of zoomerspeak in here of all places

Why can't Sumireko just speak like a normal person

>>49666572
Cause then she wouldn't be quirked up and goated to the max, senpai

>>49666501
I threw fanum tax in there without really thinking about what it actually meant but >>49666525 got it mostly right. She's just saying you won't argue against me while she's seducing you. I need to learn more from my younger peers

>>49666587
Thanks for the explanation
>I need to learn more from my younger peers
Please don't

Merth doesn't even know how to mew on god

sumireko aura farms except ohio nocap

I mewl but I also rizzmaxx and oil up Diddy style

I want a doujin where it's advertised as mind break but it's just Sumireko being forced to speak normally

Sumireko is going to give her essay assignment a DOOOOOOOOOOM
and she's going to give showing you her sigma style youkai theories a BOOOOOOOOOOOM

OK, but nocap, what do you guys actually think of Sumireko? She's always been one of the more controversial hus.

>>49666549
Don't worry anon you can always talk to me as I will never succumb to zoomspeak either

>>49666649
I'm really not a fan honestly, I like her descendant much more.

WHY IS THE THREAD SO SLOW TODAY
WHERE IS EVERYONE

>>49666663
What do you mean slow this is normal for EU hours.
Also still faster than like 95% of /jp/
Don't worry once Burgers wake up they gonna increase the speed by 500% since it's 4th of July today.

>>49666663
We need puzzles to reinvigorate this thread.

>>49666649
Her name is Zoomipreggo

>>49666669
>4th of July
Neat, time to post this image!

>>49666649
What >>49666658 said, I like Yumemi more

>>49666649
I don't know if anyone here reads touhou-project stories, but Urban Student in Limbo did wonders to make me love Sumireko by really pushing her characterization as a hot-headed impulsive fuck-youkai girl.

Potemki also did a good job. Sumireko honestly works great as a heel.

>>49666700
>Sumireko as a heel
DrawSORCERERS, I demand you draw Sumireko as a literal heel NOW

>>49666649
I don't like her.
Her ULiL debut wasn't too bad, VD was an okay game too but her twitter hashtag gimmick was cringe.
Also she represents outside world being more and more present in Gensokyo which I really dislike because it dates all the stories terribly. I'd rather Gensokyo to be a place where time stopped and all stories set in it to be a fantasy period pieces rather than stories about crypto currency and other modern crap, Genoskyo feels less special, less secretive and less magical this way.
And Zoomireko started this trend so I blame this on her.

>>49666704
This is Chinese Girl thread material Okina. Also who gets turned on my heel transformation

So what does Sumireko think of Deltarune? I know people in Japan apparently like it.

>>49666724
She is probably one of those girls that write self-insert erotic fanfics about her dating Papyrus or something

>>49666724
Sumireko would imagine that she's the one soul who would manage to befriend Kris because she's special

She would write toxic yaoi fanfiction about Tenna and Spamton

She would think she would be totally tight friends with Sans and that he wouldn't tease her and would instantly respect her as an equal

She would be utterly confused if you compared her to Berdly and not see any resemblance between her and him

She would tell Ralsei to keep smiling unaware of how mean the option actually is

>>49666740
>tell Ralsei to keep smiling
Everyone in Japan does this

STOP TALKING ABOUT DELTAGOON

>>49666745
Please tell me you're joking, that's fucked up

Why do you guys provoke /jp/ like this
>>49665915

>>49666755
Different culture

>>49666756
It's literally one autist

I am the OP of
>>49460230
>>49503175
>>49514520
>>49559996
Essentially I am the creator of /jp/hu
Please tell me if creating /jp/hu was a mistake
https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYPbLkna

>>49666805
I don't see "KILL YOURSELF" option

>>49666805
I feel like originally, and I mean VERY originally, /v/hu was less a community and more just fans of Touhou that happened to be browsing /v/.
Times change, people change, I don't even know how I got here.

>>49666806
Added!

>>49666805
These threads feel like the really old Touhou threads on /b/ around 2007 before /jp/ was created. /jp/ers wanted to R E T V R N to tradition? Well you got it lmao

>>49666200
dios mio...

>>49666807
That's how I got into /v/hu.
And to be honest it's getting less and less appealing to browse /v/ nowadays since I'm not into nintendo, gatcha or deltarune and I don't like making falseflagging and corpo bootlicking posts so there is barely anything for me there anymore.
It's not like there is anything on /jp/ for me either, aside maybe Era threads because they are videogame oriented, but at least it's not like I have to browse /jp/ to find /v/hu thread.

>>49665852
KOISNEED

>>49665411
Rumia Poland

>>49665281
cute and canon yuri

>>49666649
Words alone simply cannot describe how much I want to flood her womb with semen.

I miss the thread goblins but now everyone's just lurking or dont bother

>>49667090
but did he have sex with her or not

I look and speak like Sumireko

hecc: jaypee
kanmari: vhu

Marisa: /v/hu
Flandre: /jp/hu

posting crack ship

>>49667238
it really do be like dat...

>/v/hu when they came
>"haha this is all mine now /jp/ers!"
>/jp/ when /v/hu wants to leave
>"where you going? you are stuck with me now"

>>49667253
they had sex in the next page

okay, former veehus. it's time to start finding your jaysissy husbands that you will loyally serve until your death.
and learn some cooking skills while you're at it, you're in it for the loooooong run.

GAMERS

The Wily Beasts contest starts today! Please be on the lookout for the /v/ thread in a couple of minutes.

wily beast is the most futa coded in the series

>>49667312
but the Drowned Benben thread is already up...

>>49667346
O-Oh...This is Awkward but at least you told me before i made the thread. Should i post the instructions there or make it its own thread still?

>>49667352
I mean it's up to you it's hard to predict how jannies will act if you make a new one.
I think you should make a new one since it's gonna be more legitimate thread just like your last one but idk if you should wait for current one to 404 or not.
American jannies might be busy 4th-of-julying today desu so it's a big unknown.

>>49667361
I'll take the risk and make the thread. If you don't hear from me in 3 days, tell mustardgasanon that he's in charge of the contest.

>>49667368
Worst case scenario you only get banned on /v/ and you can continue here, but jannies would have to feel massive HRT withdrawal effects to ban you for genuine vidja thread.
If for some stupid reason you get sitewide ban continue on 8

>>49667388
ive catched sitewide bans for straight up game threads recently so I dont see them not having a melty over videogames in the videogame board again

>>49667408
Well then I have no idea what to tell you, do what you think is right and I'll hope it's gonna be fine.

>>49666805
Why am I hated...

>>49667645
Add another point of hatred from me. I don't like people knowing my flag so I don't vote

>>49667723
frenchanon...

Hey, what are you drawing today drawfag?

...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXfkPAOV30I

>>49667645
why indeed you fucking dumbass sack of shit

>>49667645
(((They))) hated Maridiaper schizo because they/them/xhe/fae told the truth...

>>49663581 (OP)
>/jaypreghu/
I want to get pregnant.

>>49667865
tewibroodmother...

>>49667865
pregth....

>>49667865
mspreganon...

>>49667865
shotapreg...

I am miko

I am an Antichrist
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passersby
'Cause I, I wanna be anarchy
>proceeds to become one of the most commercial songs of all time

sharted in my diaper again

>>49667865
Ayapregvert...

What about me? Why does nobody say my name anymore?

I can only get off to Ran X Chen Yakumo futa loli dirty anal amputee porn.

This is an official account of the President of the United States. Find out more about our partnerships with private social networking and communications services at whitehouse.gov

My friend sent me this.

>>49667978
Cute and canon!

my dead uncle sent me this

My dead uncle sent me a MARISAD? (3 am) (Gone wrong) (In the hood)

Which touhou should have sex?

>>49668049
Alice

which jphuanon should go outside

>>49668049
Junko could use a new husband to fix her.

>>49667958
I'm fine with nobody talking about me

Which 2hu is the lowest form of conversation

uh oh thread getting too much like an average jaypissy thread, let's make things WHACKY which 2hu would you fart on?????????

>>49668102
Meira

>>49668102
No farting on tou hous

What Touhou is groovy and never glooby?

>>49668049
Sanae (with shotas)

You can't get this from an egg.

STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME I WOULD NEVER FART ON MY DEAR FRIEND MEIRA

Hatsune Miko

Parspeed

>>49668064
Definitely not me, I’ve tried it and it doesn’t work out.

Where is everyone..?

>>49668298
We are working on our submissions for the WBaWC challenge, join us it's fun!

>>49668298
In the /v/ thread

MIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I DON'T WANNA SHAAAAAAAAAART (in my diapey)
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL

I'M JUST A SMELLY MARISISSY NOBODY LOVES ME

>>49668436
You need Jackalman comfort and help

What drawfag do you think has the most sensitive feet?

>>49668049
Jackalman

not tewimom

>>49667408
BTW have you notified /jp/ natives of this challenge in any way shape or form? Maybe a post in gameplay thread would get you a few submissions?

>>49668686
Last time i asked on the gameplay thread and it didn't go well. This time i made the separate thread and it also didn't go well. I think I'm giving up on them.

>>49668702
Damn that's sad, sorry to hear that, glad 8 is picking up the slack at least.
Thanks for putting so much effort into these challenges.

>>49668350
>>49668436
How hard do you think it would be to make a Marisissy diaper music video? If you look at Touhou MV’s a lot of them don’t have much true, drawn animation other than mouth flapping and use software to move the text and characters around, so it might be more achievable than you think. If you have a drawfag and someone who knows the basics of animation software you got the video, and then you just need to get the music. You’re already coming up with lyrics.

>>49668724
Oooooooooh~
The story of marisissy

Kotohime

What /v/hu do you miss the most?

Which discontinued brand of diapers do you miss the most?

>>49668849
name one, i fucking dare you.

And so my warnings went unheeded, my lessons ignored. Some would blame me for this, the failings of the student ultimately fall upon the teacher one may say, but that's not a shape I can see no matter how I turn this situation, the forces and ignorance that plotted against us were too much for a single soul to combat.
Nonetheless here we are, the quagmire of shitposts that we sank into became an ocean, our reputation in shambles, the brightest who once stood by us long since turned away. We aren't losing, this is already the loss state. The ashes of the burning city have long gone cold and blown away, the sacking but a distant memory.
So what does one do? What choices are left? Leaving certainly isn't an option, otherwise you would've left long ago. And so there's a binary remaining, remain in squalor or strive for improvement. A middle ground doesn't exist, there is no gray in Gensokyo, standing by is letting this place fall apart.
Those who wish to be human or greater, continue with the gameplay, the OC, the challenges.

>>49668881
Ko...Kotohime-sama?

>>49668860
Chux and yes I googled don't bully

>>49668702
>jay
>not playing the games
surprising no one

>>49668881
Did you draw that? It's pretty good

>>49668951
A-are they THAT big...?!

>>49668702
I know it’s funny to imagine nobody on the jay plays the games but I really don’t think you can blame your average /jp/sie for not wanting to interact with any of you in any way when some of your contemporaries are raping them from about four different angles with memes of the shittiest variety possible elsewhere.
I get some of you are feeling bold since jannies don’t care but it’s abrasive as fuck and belongs in the homeland you’re not even allowed in anymore, I almost want to try the challenge but I’ll be damned if I’m singled out using that thread and I’m waiting for some of you to kind of fuck off for a little while first anyways.
Abrasion is going to be justified until anons somehow manage to tardwrangle themselves and even then you’d be lucky to find anyone amicable enough still if you manage to stop outing yourself as /v/ermin with every post.

Holy meirabroken

>>49668894
You're a hack! an imposter! a fraud! a... uh... *looks up thesaurus* a bluffer! a charlatan! a faker! a quack! a sham! a hoax and a phony crook!!

>>49668990
But this is a legitimate Touhou gameplay challenge with nothing weird in it, it seems to me that if they can't even bury the hatchet for a moment to play some games together they might be too elitist for their own good.
It's just an Anonymous image board, chill out and have some fun it's not that big of a deal.
They don't have to interact with /v/ just post their score and that's it and they can do it on /jp/ board too.
Even 8 doesn't mind having this challenge with us.

>>49668990
okay can you post your 1cc chart at least?

I gooned to unzan again...

Don't do this you will get chartdoxxed
>>49669034

Trying to reply but I keep getting flagged as spam for some reason, hang on...

catbox is kill

>>49669071
Stop foiling my plans

>>49669097
don't worry we can still post the gay cosplay vids on MEGA

>>49666165
check replies on warosu, i aint getting b& over sharing a literal nothingburger. different from the avishit

>>49666200
still cant believe he troonchased so hard he started larping as one. he might have more red flags than some midbosses have danmaku so idk what people's excuses are for not dodging that shit

I never trust seigaposters and their saggy titted hag

>>49666200
MY HERO

>>49669034
I've never felt compelled to make one but I have many Normal clears and some Hard clears for every mainline title besides HRtP, SA, DDC and LoLK. I'm not good at the fighters so I haven't touched those much either. Sorry if it feels like I'm talking out of my ass here, I really just don't care much for filling out those charts.
I would like to reply to that other anon as well but for some reason the site doesn't want me to right now.

>>49668990
>blah blah blah gaypesies have a stick up their ass and would rather stay pretentious shitters than having fun playing the games with the awful awful people that play the games blah blah blah
PFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHA

>>49669123
I kneel so hard

>>49669133
Don't be like that

I haven't used the /v/ threads in a long time, did they ever talk about us?

>>49669133
Be like that

>>49669157
No

>>49669156
Ayapregvert when frotimpregnate him

>>49669160
Niggetsu!
>>49669161
Why is it always swimsuits

. . .

>>49669171
Where is Mugetsu?

>>49669172
WHO CARES ABOUT MUGETSU I AM RIGHT HERE!!!

>>49669188
do you have milk

>>49669033
>chill out and have some fun
If you say so, that doesn't mean some of you don't still deserve the shovel. Or a brick. Also, I wouldn't be here if I really was that anal about tribalism but sorry for apparently being too jaded to shit myself laughing every time someone takes two picoseconds to type out "(something)broken" and not even engage. You know how demoralizing that is? Would you call mspaintanon an elitist for refusing to post here on principal?
>Even 8 doesn't mind
Wasn't it mentioned that there's genuine moderation over there though? Feels like they'd have better cause to interact with you in earnest because of that more than anything else, also it doesn't sound surprising anyways that 8moe would be more compatible with a /v/hu since you don't have the legacy mutual hatred that boards over here hold (I assume, I don't browse over there much).
But to get back to the point: I was thinking of being on the Keiga side since I like Saki, I'm just not sure which shot combination I'll be using yet. I'll have to think about that.