Thread 49669822

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE

we going to nam with this one

>>49669822 (OP)
Why is this Koishi so sexual anyway?

I'd spread my freedom all over clown piece if you know what I mean

>>49669837
Too big

No this is big

fvark

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UUUURRRRRROOOOOAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

remember that time jackalman was in SOEW?

4th of july gartic? anyone? i can host

>>49669868
I can join

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https://garticphone.com/en/?c=00d0ef688c
ok join pls

Nope.
Make clownpiece based jiggie instead and make it as EROTIC (But not outright explicit) as possible

>>49669888
Save the results and post them later in the thread

OWARIDA

>>49669822 (OP)
Based
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6946660
Parsee mizuhashi may be clown's new bestfriend.

ze

New drawfriend!

>>49669941
>>49669942
She didn't say that.

OH MY FUCKING GOD
https://x.com/projectSeihou?s=09

>>49669942
...That's Merth...

bwuh

>>49669944
This is getting out of hand

>>49669944
>Name: Tiffany
>Sexuality: Pan
jackalsissies....

>>49669989
Tiffany?

>>49669992
READ nigga

thanks for hosting

it's over...

Puzzles?

Ok that's it for me, my depression was actually hitting me really hard but then that cheered me right up. Thank you!
Please tell me someone saved Yukari spilling her OJ though...

>>49670007
I can host! Name a 2hu and choose between sfw and nsfw

>>49670010
Eika
SFW

>>49670009
this one?

>>49670010
Nue NSFW

>>49670010
CLOWNPIECE
VERY EROTIC
NOT NSFW
BUT EROTIC

>>49670022
YES, thank you. I was just proud of that one a little is all and it went to the next one too fast to save.

>>49670020
>>49670025
>>49670026
Since it's friday night, we'll be doing all of these: Starting with Eika.
https://jiggie.fun/71VV0U
Enter

>>49670033
site doesnt work for me sorry

>>49670033
site works for me thank you

>>49670033
site is neutral for me ok

SFWish clunny
https://jiggie.fun/_FlKan
We'll be doing Nue after this one.

>>49670061
cute and funny

UFO porno
https://jiggie.fun/bjI2Bd
Previous one was kinda big so this one's significantly easier.

>>49670100
>UFO porno

Hey /jp/hu, have these threads changed your fetishes or taste in women (or men) any?

>>49670100
potemki just logged out

>>49670100
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Thanks for joining, jiggers.

>>49670118
thanks for hosting

do not say the j-word plss

Ja!

futaGODS..... I kneel

Did you know germans call their phones "handies"? Niggas really be going "mein handie".

Jackalman

>>49670110
For me, these threads made me appreciate fat women.

>>49670131
does whatever a jackal can

>>49670127
the futa drought is over????

Futahus are almost as big as me.

>>49670110
seeing fat women made appreciate feminine men

>>49670141
How big are you?

hoeing aint easy

what about pokemon gen 3?

you wouldn't leave a futa hanging

>>49670142
>Fat women appreciating feminine men
Hot, I like that role reversal...

>>49670148
Funnily enough that's the most Touhou relevant Pokemon, considering all of the fucking trumpets.

>>49670150
Surprise futa should be more common

>>49670154
I don't know
But why Pokémon has more rule34 then?

>>49670150
STOP VOTING IN THESE POLLS THIS IS HOW MERTH DOXXES YOU

>>49670154
Toshiaki...

>>49670162
How'd her tits get so big

>>49670160
Pokemania swept the entire planet twice (gen 1 and Go respectively). Have you ever heard of 2humania?

>>49670163
inflation

>>49670161
fvark......

>>49670144
18.5

and this is how... merth doxxes you

>>49670163
All families of 3 have the following
The gifted
The average
Lyrica

>>49670169
TH18.5 is a pretty underrated title honestly

this is how mother 3 breaks you.....

I want to have sex with Touhous

mother 3>mother 2>mother 1

But even mother 1 is filled with SOUL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IgbEm8SK7o

Get in line, pal.

>>49670181
its a pretty fun .5 entry but it feels pretty rushed

>>49670191
LOL!
SAME XD

First 3 words that come to mind

>>49670197
I prefer get in line NTSC

>>49670191
Jackalman is my new 2hu

>>49670205
just groove tonight

>>49670198
The same could be said about 19 as well, I think ZUN is just in a rut overall these days really. I was just really surprised I ended up liking 18.5 as much as I do.

>>49670203
>"And here we have the sex goddess with the peak female form"
>>49670205
>"And right below you can observe the fat disgusting pig"

i'm glad more anons are warming up to jackalman

>>49670207
Forced meme

So what do you do when a futahu assaults you?

>>49670205
superior market goddess?

>>49670205
PAIZURI
NAKADASHI
IMPREGNATION

I HATE jackalman, I'm so mad I'm going to draw me having sex with his favorite 2hu IN FRONT OF HIS FACE

>>49670215
reverse-proceed

>>49670226
Deltarune reference

>>49670211
Yeah but 19 isnt fun sadly 18.5 is more fun to replay its pretty sad because im a big fan of the previous vs games and this will probably be ZUN's last attempt at that

>>49670214
Holy jackalbroken

>>49670211
i mean opinions on 20's demo were overwhelmingly positive before AI boogeyman swallowed it, in spite of the high difficulty, relative disappointment of returning to 2 playable characters only, and shot assist options' poor balance.

>>49670222
Lmao
I think pics need anon with 2hu drawfag
Similar/co/llection

>>49670214
Every meme is a forced meme. How do you think gangam style became popular?

>>49670219
>>49670220
Why are you people so wrong? Women shouldn't be fat... specially not touhous

>>49670240
You think THAT'S fat?

yuukabro is not going to like this...

Can you stop being horny, please? I'm trying not to goon here.

>>49670245
This doesn't look like jackalman

>>49670247
excuse me for living
i was born horny

>>49670254
I like this Zanmy

>>49670245
Me on the left

>>49670229
>ZUN's last attempt
One can only hope when he puts a stop to the series for good that he at least tries and ends on a high note by his own terms. Even if he falls flat on his face hard enough to break those beer-speckled glasses of his.
>>49670234
Not wrong. I figured at least the initial jank that came with the demo would be ironed out come the full release but that really did vastly overshadow everything else surrounding the game. Makes me wonder what the final version of 20 really will turn out to be, or how he might try and approach anything more after this if at all.

>>49670245
me on the right

>>49670261
Didnt he say he was going to keep the ai garbage?

>>49670272
I really don't know actually. Discussions about AI are exhausting to me so I've largely kept away from anything like that but that wouldn't be surprising considering how much he LOVES listening to other people that aren't apart of his private circle.

Day 1 of the Wily Beasts contest is almost over. Here's the score report:

Team Keiki: 20019530, 2 submissions
Team Otter: 74239270, 2 submissions
Team Eagle: 133276860, 4 submissions
Team Wolf: 805764770, 7 submissions

>>49669992
That name reminds me tifa lockhart
it feels fuck mad
tifa has a lot more Rule 34 images than Reimu Hakurei
now I hate FF.

>>49670302
It is similar to fuck Tifa

>"STOP BEING HORNY"
Well maybe stop posting highly sexualized touhou images

>>49670302
How many of them are form /jp/ers?

...............

>>49670315
You heard the anon, only post your most wholesome and pure touhou girl images from here or I'm telling Eiki-sama where you were on the night of the 15th.

>>49670245
who generated the images said he is Jackalman, is JACKALMAN HUMANIZED!

>>49670325
I will try and see if I can get my score in by the end of the day or so, but for now yeah there is just one other.

>>49670326
Let me guess....

It is The autistic paradise Deviantart

>>49670338
ermmm, yolked to meat you Sir...

>>49670336
its a talent really

m
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>>49670367
>>>/v/714536370

>>49670368
MEIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEEEEEEEEIRAAAA!!?!?!!!!

meira meira meira meira meira!!!!!!

glory to

i HATE meira

Glory to anus

China, what did I tell you about public indecency? There are many who don't want to know about Meira or whatever you're going on about so stop being so loud.

>>49670394
Meira is now fucked by Jackalman
But secretly and she didn't know

>>49670373
Pipe the fuck down, Chinadiaper schizo.

I hecking love meira

>>49670302 (me)
I made a mistake and it turns out Team Wolf's real score is 301137240. Still on the lead but i prefer being as transparent as possible.

You would expect /v/ermins to be at least better at math than /jp/sies...

>>49670420
If you bully me again i will cry

>>49670407
don't be a meanie to my fren!!!!

I LOVE MEIRA!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?! CHECK THE NEWS

Meirin i think you're liking meira a bit too much

>>49670205
Ugly
Smelly
Stupid

>>49670205
forced
retarded
character

TEAM CHA O TIX
THEY'RE DETECTIVES YOU WANT ON YOUR SIIIIIIIIIIDE
TEAM CHA O TIX
THEY HAVE DIRECTIVES TRACKING DOWN YOUR CRIME

sega fucking sux

KICK UP THE WALL AND TAKE THE PLUNGE
TRIPPIN' THROUGH 2 DIMENSIONS
UP ON THE MOON WE'LL SWIRL AND SWOON
JUST LEAD THE WAAAAY (JUST LEAD THE WAAAY)

larva fucking rocks!

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

I missed the gartic.
It's over.

>>49670616
The gartic was pretty fun, I think I actually got used to the speed of gameplay this time

Why is it even called gartic? Does it have anything to do with garlic?

i'm here for a long time not a fun time

I'm here for a fart time

>>49670663
/jp/hu is dead now that all the Ameriposters are outside partying...

me on the right

>>49670676
mayumi is cool

>>49670613
Sing now Jackalman Gyate will do it too

>>49670667
Not me the fireworks scare me and I don’t like my family.

Meira spotted on Spanish tiktok

Good night /jp/hus. You are the only 2hu thread that i like

>>49670726
Jackalman language

>>49670728
Do you need a good night kiss?

>>49670743
I'd appreciate one.

>>49670752
*Mmmwah!!!!*

>>49670757
Thanks...
*mimimimimimimimimi*

>>49670728
>>>/v/714545534
You whore

I can take a couple drawing requests. I’m with family, so nothing too lewd, neither explicit nor suggestive.

>>49670782
Draw a simple Cirno

>>49670782
Draw a complex Cirno

>>49670782
Draw mystia

>>49670782
A eagle spirit

seiga sucking fucks

>>49670782
It's America day draw clownpiece

>>49670793
Seiga is the queen of /jp/hu

>>49670782
Tony

>>49670799
she can only ever be the queen of my penis and nothing more

>>49670799
thats yuuka

>>49670804
She's another type of queen I'm afraid

I am a happy cuck

yuuka just expanded my gaming space by a whole 5 centimeters

>>49670814
woops meant to post this

Hehe
Dark pp

>>49670822
another juan classic

>>49670822
Mikosisters....

>>49670832
I didn't say that.

>>49670849
but you like black men

PLEASE PLEASE DRAW HEROES DRAW YUUKA BLACKED YUUKA GETTING BACK SHOTS BY JAMAL-KUN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DRAWVENGERS I NEED YUUKA BBC PORN I NEED HER TO SCREAM HOW MUCH SHE LOVES NIGGER COCK WHILE GETTING INSEMINATED PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAAAASE

The meme is just forced, it's embarrassing

Seiga corrupted all of us...

>>49670860
They're cool but i like whites too. Interracial can be hot but blacked/bleached autists are more deranged than anyone from here.

>>49658410
is this the merth thread

Uhhhhhhhgh
Diaper!!
(canned laughter)

the diaper meme is forced.

forced poop means constipation

>>49670910
*Voted for Okina pin*

The force is strong with this one

>>49670910
That's exactly how most of these jokes feel though

>>49670782
Oh an anon artist
Jackalman like those artists

oh i am forcing something alright

the jackalman draught is unbearable

>>49670799
Together with Jackalman
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6745915#search=seiga_kaku

I'm tired of the inorganic forced memes. The diaperspam, the jackalmon trash, the yuuka shit, none of it is remotely funny or interesting, it's just some autist forcing his fetish.

There has to be something better than this out there.

>>49670938
Tell us about a jaypisshu meme that you like, anon.

>>49670938
YUP YUP YUP

>>49670938
Holy jackalbroken

>>49670938
>There has to be something better than this out there
There certainly is, but you aren't going to find much of that here.

>>49670938
MB

my bad g

por que?

the spanish language is horrible

>>49670952
WHY DID MY CD DRIVE SUDDENLY OPEN WHAT DID YOU DO ANON

>>49670994
drink holder :)

:-D

>>49670952
Araki...

HOLAAAAA!!!
MI LLAMO KOISNEED!

>>49671056
Hola Koisneed onions Pedro

God fucking dammit

Sanae es una furcia sin alma quien se fue a Gensokyo pensando que así podría escapar su destino y negar lo que ella era realmente, pero en realidad eso hizo que al fin se diera cuenta que SIEMPRE quiso aceptar su destino y eso la emocionaba. Ella sabe que Dios esculpió su tan seductor cuerpo y su mente fue concebida para dedicar su cuerpo solo para el SEXO y los placeres que eso trae. Día y noche ella piensa y se antoja de PENES con los cuales rellenar su vagina, rebosándola de semen al ritmo incansable de la fornicación.

Sus grandes y generosas tetas fueron hechas para ser estrujadas y chupadas con tal frenesí como si uno se estuviera muriendo de sed en el desierto antes de conseguir de forma milagrosa una fuente de agua y consumirla con desespero.

Cuando su vagina llega a su capacidad máxima, la presión del fluido en su útero se vuelve tan fuerte que es incapaz de retenerlo todo y termina expulsándolo con vehemencia dejándola incapaz de hacer otra cosa sino mirar con sus ojos sin brillo y con una sórdida sonrisa como su gastado coño excreta chorro tras chorro de semen fresco mientras piensa: "Esta debo ser yo y jamás lo voy a volver a negar, mi cuerpo fue hecho para el SEXO, yo deseo SEXO, yo DEBO ser la personificación del SEXO."

Sorry, I failed middle school spanish so I have no idea what funny you might be trying to pull here

Yo ꜱoy onions Marisa

>>49671120
Whorenae stuff

>>49671132
"Sanae" and "Sexo" gave that much away at least

>>49670797
>>49670712

>>49671112
https://youtu.be/BK4ybb7dzgg

I’m so cold, how do I get warm?

>>49671209
Blanket, fire, gasoline, snuggling, burrowing yourself into the corpse of another...
You have options.

>>49671209
Jack it

>>49671112
yo onions spiconero es onions homosexuales massivos grandes e onions el gordito muy gordito

This is genuinely a disgusting language and you can't convince me otherwise. It's like if you made poor, smelly and brown into a language and millions of people speak it

Receiving word that this will happen to marisissies soon
https://youtu.be/dMNBjH--74w?si=2oKREt_i27L3AwL7

>>49671153
Looks very cute. How did you draw that?

why did you let the /v/ thread die

I slept through all the spell cards on Clownpiece day. I could’ve only really seen ones set off in the sky and I fell asleep before they were. My cycle wasn’t having it. Maybe tomorrow night Clownpiece will show me some of her spellcards herself like last year.
>>49671579
The red and yellow were some multi-surface craft paints, and the blue and white specific glass paints. Everything else was a result of color mixing. The multi-surface ones (folkart brand) were bought at the hardware store, but later I found out I could’ve gotten them for less than half the price by ordering them online from the manufacturer. Wear gloves: the natural oils on your fingers will mess up the paint when you try to apply it. Use rubbing alcohol to clean the glass beforehand and rub off paint that gets in the wrong places, though soap and water might also work. Glasses can be bought cheap at dollar stores, palettes can also be found there but IDK if its the best place to get them. They are also the cheapest place IK for cookie sheets but that’s not relevant. I think the smallest brush I had was 1/8 inch and I don’t think that was small enough, but I’m not sure I was using enough paint. Once you’re done painting them bake the paints on according to manufacturer instructions. The brands I used (Apple barrel and Folkart) called for being air dried for an hour, and then put in the oven for 30 minutes at 350F, only turning the oven on after they’re already in to minimize the risk of temperature shock or whatever it’s called. For the same reason you let them cool in the oven, which can take another 30+ minutes.

For a reference I printed out Clownpiece on a piece of paper, then rolled up the paper and put her in the cup. It was moderately useful.

>>49671681
>thread turns into sharth circle jerk
well deserved

>>49670205
Fat capitalist pig

>>49672060
I always forget what those things on the couch are called

>>49670205
SHITmata

>>49672055
behead those who talk shit about merthGOD

>>49672055
I will bathe in the blood of your offspring

>>49671304
Marispicsissies...

Come to /jp/hu this, come to /jp/hu that, what if I want to cum in /jp/hu instead, huh, huh??

>>49672163
Messy...

fuck Merth. Where is Mspaintanon?

fuck Mspaintanon. Where is CrayolaSnacker?

>>49670234
>2 playable characters
This have never been a problem wtf, he just want to go back to focusing on Reimu and Marisa like in EoSD

>>49670272
Yeah, apparently he did it on purpose because he think it will help convey the story told in Touhou 20 better
So we can only judge once the full story came out

>>49672168
Messi...

>>49672233
Don't they use those things near coasts? Why make it a plushie?

>>49672233
she looks uncomfortable

...where is everyone?

[question about some topic that isn't Touhou]

Which Touhou is secretly the Roaring Knight?

>>49672427
Meira

>>49672434
>constantly hyped up
>gets instantly btfo
she's definitely the the roaring fraud

Roaring BITCH according to Shotanon

My meirabroken senses are tingling

was shotacuck meirabroken all along?

>>49672434
ANON HOP IN WE CAN STILL CATCH UP TO MEIRA NOW TOSS ME ONE OF MY SEVEN ICE COLD SHIRIKODAMAS

eaglebros... we're about to lose at this rate...

>>49672516
We already won the OC battle

>>49672518
>he lacks critical information
wolfbros are playing the long game

>>49671297
Believe it or not, spanish predates english by a lot. It's derived from latin which, in itself, was derived from greek. It's part of the romance languages and is considered one of the most complex and difficult languages to learn. The reason you dislike it is either 1. You associate with latin americans but forget that it was spainards that thought us spanish in the first place, 2. The current version of spanish has significantly degenerated but every language goes to this process as time goes on (like how cometh turned into come and americans shorten dougnuts to donuts), 3. Your main contact with spanish is via spic kids using their phones to spout memes. Or 4, you're just racist.

T. Studied linguistics and literature.

quiero tener sexo con eiki

pendejoki...

The spanish empire and it's consequences have been a disaster for mankind

Day 2 of the Wily Beasts contest is here!!

...Should i make another /v/ thread or would that be pushing it?

>>49672599
Just make a /v/ thread for all 3 days

>>49672604
Then i shall.

>>49672599
Previous one died due to euro inactivity so it's not like jannies are against it it seems...
Honestly I'm not sure i don't want to be responsible for your ban if I give you wrong advice.
In case you'll do it please attach current stats.
Also since there is little activity in some teams maybe you could do additional category of each team's average score so total score divided by number of team members?

Shotanon broke Meira's hymen

....and another jokes you can tell yourself

GOD BLESS AMEIRACA

The thread is almost baked but I'll post the stats here too:

Team Wolf: 387673380, 9 submissions
Tean Otter: 169587530, 4 submissions
Team Eagle: 133276860, 4 submissions
Team Keiki: 20019530, 2 submissions

>>49670680
Mayumi
Medicine
Alice

>>49672671
Boys

>>49670782
A cute Sumireko

>>49670782
Kogasa!

>>49670965
*por qué?
>>49670994
Nah
https://youtu.be/6ys7i-kW-lQ

Marispicky...

>>49671112
Y yo? Yo onions Sanae en está situación.

Thoughts on ShotaGOD plapping your 2hu?

>>49672664
OTTER CHADS WE'RE BACK IN

TODAS LAS PROMESAS DE MI AMOR SE IRÁN CONTIGO ME OLVIDARÁS ME OLVIDARÁS JUNTO A LA ESTACIÓN HOY LLORARÉ IGUAL QUE UN NIÑO
¿POR QUÉ TE VAS?
¿POR QUÉ TE VAS?
¿POR QUÉ TE VAAAAAAAS?

I thought his name was shotacuck?

His name is duff mcwhalen

>>49672742
Stop drawing vtumors

Es que no me tienes paciencia

>>49672742
Draw Meira

¿Es así?

>>49672781
botched it, good job

Sanae is a soulless slut who went to Gensokyo thinking she could escape her fate and deny who she really was, but in reality, it finally made her realize she ALWAYS wanted to accept her destiny, and that excited her. She knows that God sculpted her seductive body and her mind was conceived to dedicate it only to SEX and the pleasures it brings. Day and night, she thinks and craves PENIS to fill her vagina, overflowing it with semen to the tireless rhythm of fornication.

Her large, generous tits were made to be squeezed and sucked with such frenzy as if one were dying of thirst in the desert before miraculously finding a source of water and desperately drinking it.

When her vagina reaches its maximum capacity, the pressure of the fluid in her uterus becomes so strong that it is unable to retain it all and ends up expelling it vehemently leaving her unable to do anything but watch with her dull eyes and a sordid smile as her worn pussy excretes jet after jet of fresh semen while she thinks: "This must be me and I will never deny it again, my body was made for SEX, I desire SEX, I MUST be the personification of SEX."

>>49672850
now edit this into a marisa version (with diapers)

Marisa is helpless and frustrated and abandoned her father's home thinking she could escape her fate and deny who she really was, but in reality, it finally made her realize that she ALWAYS wanted to accept her destiny, and that excited her. She knows that God sculpted her massive ass and her mind was conceived to dedicate it only to SHITTING and the pleasures it brings. Day and night, she thinks and craves DIAPERS to cover her asshole, overflowing with shit to the tireless rhythm of defecation.

Her large, generous ass was made to be squeezed so as to help all the shit particles come out nicely, as if one were dying of hunger before miraculously finding a hot meal and desperately eating it.

When her asshole reaches its maximum capacity, the pressure of the shit in the anus becomes so strong that she is unable to retain it all and ends up expelling it vehemently leaving her unable to do anything but watch with her dull eyes and a sordid smile as her worn asshole excretes jet after jet of excrement while she thinks "This must be me and I will never deny it again, my body was made for SHITTING, I desire SHITTING, I MUST be the personification of SHITTING."

>>49672911
I didnt know ZUN posted on 4chan

Helpless and frustrated
Trapped and betrayed
Sharted and brapped
it cant get any worse than this

Oh trust me it gets much worse when we force feed her the laxatives

>>>/v/714579345
My hero

>>49672972
Bros, why don't they like us? We have so much in common

Stop talking to yourself and linking your own posts

>>49672983
Deltabroken

>>49672988
I like Deltarune, i just don't like autists that keep linking every instance of 2hu in non-2hu threads.

>>49672990
YUP
YUP
YUP

>>49672996
Say yup again and you're gay

New meme: YEEP (Tsukasa says this)

>>49673001
Yup

I had a dream where /v/ added flags and everyone started turning against each other

Uuuuu I feel a big one coming!
UUuuuuug I didn't pack my diapey for this adventure! I may be a strong, independent witch, but even I forget things sometimes!
Ha-aauh... O-Oh, hi Reimu! Wh-what do you mean I'm making a weird face...? No, n-nothing's wrong, silly! I'm.. I'm j-
>Marisa's face suddenly turns bright red. The wet, bubbly noises emanating from her asshole give it away - she shat herself. Reimu looks at her, mortified, before doubling over in laughter. Marisa screams, yells, protests her laughter and tries to deny her "accident" to the best of her ability, but it only gets worse.
R-Reimu, I'm tellin ya! I didn't s-shit myself, ze...! I'm just feelin' gassy today, that's a-
>The brown goop travels down her legs and settles down onto the green grass below. There's no escaping what's just transpired.

>>49673010
Thanks for reminding me.

[DREAM JOURNAL]
I had a dream where we got a new femdrawfag. She got a bunch of (you)s, had a youtube channel and was acting flustered for some reason. Steven Universe may have been involved. Wish i remembered more.

>>49673022
Every dream I have involves a woman that my mind makes up but she mostly has the same personality. What does this say about me?

>>49673033
you really want a girlfriend

>>49673022
How do you know that we already don’t have a femdrawfag?

>>49673072
I am well aware of tewifavoritesurnameisablowjobslur's existence, hence the dream being about a NEW femdrawfag.

tewisloppytoppy save me

>>49673077
I think we’ve had a few new drawfags show up recently, have we ever received confirmation that they are male? Or is everyone just assuming?

Let's ask.

Hey anon, are you a girl?

We may not have many femanons, but we have many femanons (male)!

>>49673105
I am a valid mikosister! I am a real woman!

>>49672664
https://files.catbox.moe/32qsw6.png

>>49673130
merth?

tis but buddhist propaganda

>>49673012
>Reimu looks at her, mortified, before doubling over in laughter
Literally me

>>49673001
Yupbroken

>>49673140
What

>>49673205
Not him but do you have that image of Sanae screaming? I saw you using it once.

>he cant find the tiger stripe grimslop UFO doujin
ngmi

>>49673217
thanks

>>49673217
I like the one where she's trapped and betrayed in a tshirt better

>>49673205
you made that image?

>>49673227
Wouldn't you like to know

>>49673234
yes

>>49673244
anon, I.....

>>49673244
yes he made it

auauueueuaueueuuaueueuuauaeeuwuauue

>>49673260
looks weird that's why i asked

>>49673282
a-ah... augh... o-ouiuughhAHAANHNHNNNNNN I'M FUCKING CUMMIIINGGGGGG

Meiratastic

Why has Merth been so hostile lately... It scares me...

>>49673234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOi2jFIhZhA

>>49673338
*sigh* What No Peg July does to a man...

AoE 2 on hard against bots in 2 hours? On modded 2hu maps?

Favorite RTS game?

>>49673394
Pikmin

...where did everyone go?

>>49673501
they all left to play. Only i am here

Mr (Ant) Tenna, I think the answer is Mountain of Faith
Kanako's theme became Touhou's game over theme

this place is my favorite public toilet

>>49673521
Correct! You did it Anon, you won! Mike, show Anon what he's won!

Wow, that was amazing! Anon, I hope you enjoy your prize, and congratulations! You're the new King of /jp/hu until the next quiz!

Kris is Merth
Susie is Tewigodzilla
Ralsei is Yatsutraitor
Noelle is no one because we're already out of women
Jevil is 103anon
Spamton is Mspaintanon
Gerson is Shotanon

all me btw

>>49673548
>Noelle is no one because we're already out of women
Toss one of the cosplayers there then

Shotanon doing the harlem shake

Whenever people use my images, I can feel tingling in the prostate and do a little happy dance(yay!!!)

>>49673591
we know, shotanon

ShotaGOD died for your sins

>>49673607
good

>>49673607
good

>>49670106
I don’t get it. Is this a reference to something?

Why do you guys throw shotanon under the bus? He made drawings for free and was chill with everyone

EoSD

>>49673642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5UkA2Gg-Cc

UFO

PORNO!!!

>404
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Contest thread got nuked

>>49673607
you mean shotacuck?

>>49673667
...no one was posting in it anyways,,,,,,,,,,

fvark ooga booga

>>49673674
>/v/ thread gone
>/2hug/ busy gooning and necrobumping
>no one on /jp/hu ever makes submissions
>rest of /jp/ hates us

I guess it's up to the 8

>>49673650
what the fuck
why is it blurred, i dont have safe search or whatever this shit was called

>>49673683
I mean the contest got a lot of submissions so it was a success either way right? I think most people already submitted their run so it's fine

china you WHORE i blame you for all my problems

>>49673683
i don't want to go to /2hug/ now but what do they even do there?

How did Seiga and Keiki manage to survive /v/hu with the best memes about them? Every other 2hu specific meme is demeaning and degenerate

if you go to 8 you are admitting defeat

If I go to 8 I explode

>>49673736
>Seiga
KEKYPOO!

THE 8 SITUATION IS CRAZY

How did marisa manage to survive /v/hu with the best memes about her?

In defense of 8

8 just flew over my house

Shotanon is exactly 8 letters

I'm bored

>>49673749
Defend THAT, go for it

>>49673752
oh shit

>>49673758
half of those boards is concentrated in this thread alone

>>49673758
>/adbl/ - Adult Baby - Diaper Lover

>>49673758
Name each 2hu with a board
GO

>>49673764
STOP NOTICING

>>49673771
Epitaph

>>49673771
looks like my dick

>>49673758
>Ugh, degenerates can make their own boards on 8ch about topics I find cringe
>Imagine having things like Spanish talk, interracial, /b/ but with Video Games, diapers, straight shota, femboys, all that cringe stuff, disgusting right?
>Anyways, let's get back to /jp/hu

>>49673768
/erp/ - Sumireko
/ss/ - Meira
/biz/ - Shion
/mex/ - Marisa

>>49673784
If i dont like something then its objectively garbage

You don't like learning languages?

I don't like learning ebonics.

>>49673796
You control the boards you go to

yo dis nigga being fr rn?

>>49673771
>>49673773

King Crimson

Diavolo

Diarrhea

Where is he now...

Touhou 20.5 will be a fightan and ZUN is asking (You) for ideas.
What do you suggest?

>>49673840
Don't

>>49673840
>What do you suggest?

>>49673840
Satori even get cucked out of her own manga
Injustice style of story

>>49673840
Fuck the others, i want to see my HSiFS-SFW heroes in a fightan. If i had to choose 2 for each game:

>Larva and Okina
>Keiki and Saki (I'm an otterbro but I'd take Saki over Yacchie in this particular situation for some reason)
-Yuuma
-Biten and Chiyari
-Nareko and whoever the final SFWhu is

I meant FW, I MEANT FW

>>49673857
okinanon,,,, SFW is 17.5..... FW is 20....

So did content organizer Anon got banned for /v/ thread or not?

Youmu gives you acesulfame. Do you accept?

there are no more fumos at the amiami booth. It is so fucking over...

>>49673873
Yup. At least i can still post here.

I might've found a way to stop gooning to goonji

>>49673878
Yup /v/ is over can't even have legitimate videogame challenge threads.
Sorry that happened to you, glad you are able to at least post here, what are you gonna do now?

>>49673887
Go outside and eat a burger for lunch

>>49673899
Bon Apetit!
...but I meant in a context of any future challenges

It's Nareko Day!

>>49673921
I fucking LOVE Nareko

>>49673921
I love FUCKING Nareko

I love genjii

>>49673921
Why is today, of all days, the Nareko day? What is the connection between her and this day? Is there another Touhou day tomorrow?

>>49673958
Hmm, the user wants me to translate a Japanese phrase into English. The phrase is "7（なな）5（ご），馴子（なれこ）的谐音，见わゐ".

Let me break this down carefully. First part "7（なな）5（ご）" seems straightforward - it's reading the numbers 7 and 5 as "nana go" in Japanese. Then there's "馴子（なれこ）" which is the name "Nareko" with furigana reading. The tricky part is "的谐音" - that's Chinese, not Japanese! It means "homophonic with". And "见わゐ" looks like an incomplete reference, probably meaning "see entry わゐ".

So putting it together: the user is showing that "nana go" sounds like the name "Nareko" in Japanese, and mentions a reference to "わゐ" (which might be a dictionary entry or character).

The English translation should explain both the pronunciation similarity and note the reference. I'll format it clearly showing the numbers' reading and how it relates to the name. Since "見わゐ" is incomplete, I'll mark it as possibly missing characters but indicate it's directing to some reference material.

The user seems to be studying Japanese wordplay or pronunciation quirks. They might be working with old texts given the "わゐ" reference which uses obsolete kana. I should provide accurate transliteration while maintaining the academic tone of the original text.

Based on the Japanese text, here’s the English translation:

“75: Read as ‘Nana-Go’. Homophonic with the name ‘Nareko’ (馴子). See entry ‘わゐ’.”

Breakdown:

7（なな）5（ご）: The numbers 7 and 5, read aloud as “nana” (なな) and “go” (ご) respectively.
馴子（なれこ）: The name “Nareko”, with the furigana (なれこ) showing its pronunciation.
的谐音: (的 = possessive/attributive marker; 谐音 = Chinese for “homophonic”, meaning “sounds like”). This indicates that “Nana-Go” (75) sounds like the name “Nareko” (馴子).
见わゐ: (見 = “see”; わゐ = a reference, likely pointing to dictionary entries, historical kana, or a specific term using those kana). This part likely means “see the entry for ‘わゐ’”. Note: わゐ uses the now-obsolete kana ゐ (wi).
Overall Meaning: The note points out that saying the number 75 (“Nana-Go”) in Japanese sounds identical to saying the name “Nareko”, and directs the reader to look up a related entry (“わゐ”).

>>49673958
>Fellow Touhou fans! As you know, Touhou characters have days dedicated to them based on Japanese wordplay. I'd like to propose to make July 5th the Nareko day (7.05 = NaReKo).

sex with egyptian 2hu

>>49673758
My hero sonic the hedgehog got his own board

sex with albanian 2hu

Sex with the bald pink cloud

wow....

Your winners

Babymaking with kogasa

plap plap

>>49674047
OH DEAR
ANON GET AWAY FROM HER-
SHUTTING DOWN
ATTEMPTING SHUT DOWN
IT'S NOT- IT'S IT'S NOT IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN
IT'S NOT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>49674082
My hero

...is Kris.

..on the opposite day

>>49674082
more like jacking off man lol

>>49674083
14 seconds. In the span of merely 14 seconds after that image was posted you refreshed the thread, clicked on it to reply, typed out your meaningless reply, and possibly solved the CAPTCHA.
What are you doing with your life?

>>49674099
>What are you doing with your life?
Choosing my ideal couple

>>49674099
Do you guys not check the thread constantly or something?

>>49674099
Where do you think we are?

me and my lovely wife

>>49674119
IS THAT

>>49674119
He's so muscular and attractive...

Merth, which Stand did you get in 7th Stand User?

>>49674119
OFF MODEL JACKALMAN

>>49674099
>What are you doing with your life?
Constantly forcing Eiki-sama to go through 9 months of pregnancy on a loop.

>>49674147
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131507421

>>49673840
No more floatan
Playable Rumia Wriggle and Kaguya because they were supposed to be playable in Soku ZUN probably forgot KEK
Playable girls ranging from 16 to 20
That's it

hqly shit just how many accounts jackalshizo has

>>49674119
GIWTWM

>>49674168
https://xcancel.com/editorialkeiki/
https://xcancel.com/Gyate_bot
https://xcancel.com/projectSeihou
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/116348075
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/117159893
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/114708300
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/101667001

>xcancel
what is this

>>49674185
https://github.com/zedeus/nitter

>>49674185
Twitter viewer for people without twitter accounts

>>49674177
AUUUGHHHH WHY CAN’T I BE RAN YAKUMO WITH HUGE TITS AND GET FUCKED BY MY BELOVED HUSBAND JACKALMAN

>>49673840
There was ground with aerial combat, there was full floatan, it's time for a reverse: players start in floating state, no block, only dodging and it is performed by going down, until you hit the ground level. If you are mid-air, you slowly raise back to starting height over time, if you are on the ground, you need to propel yourself upward with some move, being severely limited in what you can do.

>>49674184
https://xcancel.com/Gyate_bot/status/1935177584486261024
Not even Unzan was spared...

Why are we talking about some twitter user here anyway? I lost the plot somewhat

>>49674225
https://warosu.org/jp/?task=search&search_text=jackalman

>>49674214
This would be really cool but too complex for tasofrauds scope unless ZUN works with an actually competent team that isnt basically dead

>>49674232
That just raised even more questions

>>49674238
Good.

>>49673902
I have vague ideas for a Kogasa challenge but i honestly think I'm peaking with this beast gang one.

according to a post on that guys xitter, in april 3rd there was 300 indivudal pieces of porn (edits) posted to the r34 tag for jackal man, as of now it is 455

>>49674242
Yeah this one is really good, thank you for putting so much effort into them.
What I'm wondering is if you are gonna continue to post these on /v/, a lot of submissions were from there and the challenges might not be as lively if jannies are gonna be such spoilsports about them.
Hope you had a good lunch.

>>49674184
There is 2 more
https://xcancel.com/marihunks
https://xcancel.com/jac_moshi

>>49674249
he truly is the king of /jp/hu
>>49674242
I want more full run challenges

>>49674258
>What I'm wondering is if you are gonna continue to post these on /v/, a lot of submissions were from there and the challenges might not be as lively if jannies are gonna be such spoilsports about them.
Hmm I'm not sure. I think I'll keep trying with /v/ but I'll only make 1 thread on day 1 since the threads after that one either die or don't get more submissions.
>Hope you had a good lunch.
Thanks, it was yummy. Hope your lunch/dinner was good too.
>>49674261
>I want more full run challenges
What would be some good games for full run challenges?

THE JACKALMAN SITUATION IS CRAZY

>>49674261
DOES HE NEED TO MAKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS OR /V/HU DOES HE I CAN HELP WITH THAT I CAN HELP

>>49674260
>Joined September 2023

>>49674267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja8Fx3dEMiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dCyoTmzLEA

>>49674284
so this guy is 100 percent just replying to himself on his alt accounts right?
these people CAN NOT BE REAL unless there is some sort of jackalcord

ENOUGH FROM THE JACKAL

>>49674270
>What would be some good games for full run challenges?
NTA but maybe HSiFS? you could also make that one a team Spring/Summer/Fall/Winter challenge, or just because it's Summer RN make it a Summertime challenge.

How the fuck am I supposed to show you all the Nue fusu I made once it’s done if you won’t stop talking about a goddamn forced Thundercats extra?

Actually there was a period in time where I saw on every booru many drawings of akuma from sf fugging 2hus.
I just wanna know what kind of mental illness that makes man goes "hmmm yes i wanna see that guy have sex with my fav 2hu"

>>49674314
autism is one hell of a drug man

>>49674312
This is /juhpuh/hu, you just drop things no matter the topic.

>>49674312
im sorry merth we haven't mentioned you enough this thread, I promise you next thread I'll talk about you for at least 200 posts

Maybe the real jackalman is the friends we made along the way

>>49674312
nuenis

>>49674291
the existence of jackalcord is far more hilarious than the lack thereof, so im choosing to believe that they are real

Just now i was riding a car with my family and suddenly remembered that picture of Merth with a beard playing the guitar next to Reimu. It took everything out of me to contain my laughter.

>>49674332
What about it?

>>49674339
Its pretty big

My favorite Alice shitpost got jackaled not like this

Merth voice: Anyway here's Wonderwall

>>49674345
Post the original I've never seen this before

>>49674345
now I can finally laugh at this shitpost!

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GENJII

>>49674343
You’re a big guy…

>>49674345
>Alice removed from her own meme
Kwab

>>49674314
atleast we didn't have Spiderman like the other fandoms

ENOUGH OF MERTH

>>49674345
K, B, C.

>>49674364
It's FROM, not OF

jacklaman, rape this green nigger

>>49674359
Just like in canon

Praise jackalman

>>49674356
that's my comfort character...

'ji on the 'og

>>49674376
Thank you

Stop that

>>49674366
I go to 8

>>49674284
This autist has been doing this for over and year and we are just now learning about this, amazing

jackalman is going to the big leagues now

>>49674135
Miracles

jphu be like: Let's talk about mustardgasanon for 300 posts then suddenly move on to pencileater for the next 300 posts

>>49674260
Glory

>>49674235
Oh look, somebody visited Kissu.

>>49674270
the other anon read my mind, I was gonna say HSiFS challenge

i LOVE mustardgasanon

>>49674417
Me too, he's my hero

>>49674413
this is getting out of hand

>>49674422
>>49674119

>>49674413
where is the original

>>49674414
I guess

>>49674433
it's aisloppa

>>49674437
No it's some westbrap artists but I forgot their name

Kissu this
*unrars*

At least genji is safe

>>49674433
>>49674442
looks like matasoup

>>49674444
Jokes on you, I bought WinRAR years ago
*rerars* *compresses* *zips*

today marks a good day in jackalhistory

>>49674411
merth merth merth merth merth merth

>>49674437
no wait nevermind, it's matasoup
>>49674442
>>49674446
yes but for some reason I can't find that art on their twitter page or the boorus, im getting worried now

funny how maridiaper stopped spamming as much now that jackel is the new shitty meme. Your next move will be a marisad copying my text I bet

but i was posting about genji gore eariler?

>>49674457
Don’t forget about all the broken variations, someone could still use that.
They have six whole catchphrases to choose from after all.

>>49674460
JackalSHATTERED

>>49674456
also why the fuck does it say on that autist's page https://xcancel.com/marihunks
that he's an artist and animator, am I missing something here?

>>49674462
Yeah like one of those, thanks for the example

The jackalcord sends its regards

drawMYSTERIES
Coming soon to merth&friends

>>49674457
Yuuka still likes black men btw

>>49674468
Jackalman BROKE you

>>49674456
found it
kemono.su/fanbox/user/33177154/post/8858313
>>49674465
>am I missing something here?
nah, he just edits stolen shit

>>49674457
Jackalman rape this bitch for her ignorance

>>49674472
Maybe he could be more careful next time then? Dumbass…

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN can we go back to saying 103 is a nigger

>>49674453
I'm playing Fire Emblem Fates

>>49674274
why is he antisemitic?

>>49674479
draw me a jackalman with reimu

>>49674482
no

>>49674479
Draw Jackalman with Tony instead

>>49674483
pleaaaaaase?

>>49674482
cringe
>>49674485
based

no

i have insider information on the jackalcord that will lead to the arrest of many individuals

Kris
Susie
Ralsei
Noelle

>>49674478
he's a WHAT?

You are nothing thinking with your brains anon, you need to tell the jackalman autist to make jackalman edits of Merths art

>>49674491
Princess
Slut
Loser
Alice

...where is everyone?

i jackal on his man till he cord

(K)anako
(Y)achie
(S)atori

*cough cough* yeah that furry guy was pretty funny *cough cough flatlines*

>>49674499
Merth is a princess?

>>49674503
Loser
Slut
Princess

>>49674500
mexico

>>49674485
you are only saying that because they both look like animals