Thread 49674944

Don't say the j word

Touhou have the best genderbent

>>49674944 (OP)
I like Parsee fan, they are the most dedicated fanbase

>>49674944 (OP)
Juri.

fvark

JACKLING IT

>>49674963
About time someone put those damn fairies to good use.

Day 11 (i think?) of no gooning.

I'm gonna be home alone all day tomorrow which is scary. In case i relapse, do you prefer Urumi or Saki?

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Thank you so much jackalman...

thank you meira

Are we really going to just ignore >>49658410 still? This is the 3rd or 4th time it's been skipped over now...

Adiós

>>49674992
get fucked peggth lmao

>>49674992
merthslop

>>49674973
Saki

>>49674944 (OP)
Chacalo

>>49674992
I like Merth's art and all, but I'm not much for dicksucking the poor guy like that. This isn't eceleb central.

>>49674974
NOOOOOOOO

>>49674992
Not yuri, not canon.

>>49674992
Please don't make threads with my art as the OP I'm not mad I'd just prefer that thanks

>do you like my fusu?
>yes merth
>please watch my youtube videos
>no merth

>>49675017
SHUT IT DOWN

>>49675022
I never say this

>>49675021
Draw yuri and I will agree.

>>49675015
What the fuck did you just said about GODerth????

>>49675022
I say this

>>49675030
What do you say? Say one of your iconic catchphrases.

>>49675022
I think this

>>49675035
...

Merth, ban that anon

Yeah

Why doesn't Merth draw yuri?

>>49675056
He's a chuddie who hates same-sex relationships

too pure for him

>>49675056
Yeah

Nothing against yuri I just want to self insert

Have you considered that maybe yuri is fucking shit?

Which drawfags draw yuri then?

MAYBE YOU ARE SHIT

>>49674951
if anything they have too litte
amazing how it all loops back to shonen faggotry if everyone was a guy

I first saw Merth on youtube
I was very surprised to see him here!

>>49675041
Mai....

>>49675099
Me too honestly

My first exposure to merth was his PoFV video which i still think is odd.

>>49675071
Only if its futa

mai balls XD

Is Mai the most iconic MShu? I never see anyone talking about Yuki

Which Mai are we talking about?

>>49675099
>>49675105
Sorry if your perception of me has been ruined

>>49675117
Yuki is there i guess

>>49675117
Uh, Alice??

>>49675146
is only liked by schizos, autists pretending to be schizos and anons pretending to be autists pretending to be schizos

...Is no one gonna defend Alice?

jackalman would defend alice

that's nuts

I only want to cum inside her dolls

>>49675161
She's a cute lesbian.

picking random kanmari form my kanmari folder with my eyes closed, let's what we got

>>49675127
Who the fuck asked you

>>49675182
sorry

I didn't need to see that.

>>49675176
wow....

What did I miss?

nothing
go to bed

>>49675127
Merth is so bratty these days
Correction needed

Yuki is a small Marisa

I was being serious sorry

>>49675117
Shinki exists so no
Close second I suppose since her only other competition is Yumeko that only has being a sword throwing Sakuya going on for her
Now see Mai that puts a badass persona when you take her friend down and has theme literally called Judas Kiss
>>49675161
Alice gets all her popularity from windows so no

>>49675242
I wasnt serious either

Merth, our little attention whore

wtf

merth is my drawfriend >:(

Merth is no friend of mine until he delivers us Yuri!

And I'm the Scatman

Merth is no friend of mine until he delivers us jackalman porn!

I will never play with merth until he draws me a big diapey!

>>49675272
But he did deliver Yuki

drawfriendships collapse
drawanimosity begins
/v/hu battle royale

who will win?
place your bets now

You ever get the feeling that we're running out of topics?

nonsense
MEIRA, MAKE ANOTHER THREAD, BOY'S HUNGRY

i love meira

WAAAAAAAHH

Post shotanon's quote

>>49675127
I love Merth regardless
I wish he would draw my favorite hus more, though!

>>49675344
Who are your favorite hus?

>>49675348
meira

merthcult
enter it

>>49675348
Satori!

ENTER

When people stopped talking about Merth the thread got derailed into unfunny forced thundercat spam

Merth is needed to keep /jp/hu from collapsing under herself

Who's your drawHERO?

>>49675344
Keiki

Speaking of Merth, what Fusu is next?

I feel like every month vhu gets more and more lobotomized and settling here made the posters completely deranged
I love meira.

>>49675420
It's like the hyperbolic time chamber

>>49675348
Im gonna give you my LESS favorite hu instead!
Shingyoku

>>49674951
I'm not gay but I'd probably date a boyhu

>>49675433
Its like we are trapped in it, betrayed even.
Which makes me feel a little bit helpless as well as frustrated.

>>49675412
Me. :)
I barely draw anything anymore...

>>49675441
You should change that by drawing yuri!

>>49675441
you should change that by drawing Yuki!

>>49675416
In a few minutes

>>49675441
tewiHUGE....

>>49675441
Yatsutraitor, draw a Touhou stepping on me but lovingly

>>49675451
>YatsutBETRAYER's gianthus always look at you evily
Why

Day 1 of not shitting my diapyy

Tonight I'm going to try to dream of cuddling a hairy Touhou again

Wish me luck, I shaved my whole body to prepare myself

>>49675462
HOW RARE IS THIS MARISAD?????

>>49675471
FUCK YES

>>49675471
Certified "buh" classic

>>49675462
YIPPIE

>>49675471
>anal

>>49675478
It's not anal, does it look like it?

>>49675471
>You're going to pull out when I tell you to, OK
She's not going to say pull out is she? It's a trap, isn't it?

>>49675479
the tail being that low kind of makes it look like it but dont worry about it

>>49675471
>>49675482
>Babytrapped by a smug baku
She's going to be so smug isn't she

>>49675488
sorry i think it looks that way because i didn't feel like drawing a butthole in the first place

A few threads ago, an anon said Koishi would have the freedom leitmotif. So i tried to implement his idea.
https://files.catbox.moe/xdavnw.mp3

>>49675471
I think her mouth looks a little weird here, it should probably be more 3 ish, it seems weirdly flat
Everything else is fantastic though

>>49675496
Powerful

>>49675496
STORY OF GENSOTALE

>>49675499
In which drawing?

>>49675471
Her nose is too big (like every western art)
Her mouth isn't 3 enough
Not fat enough

IM HOMOCIDAL AND IVE A TASTE I WANT TO WIPE OUT THE MONSTER RACE

>>49675504
SFW one
I can see what you were doing with it, but I think the corners come in at too sharp of an angle

>>49675496
I kid you not I though I was hearing a fart when it started playing

>>49675496
Anon that trumpet trying to play the freedom motiff sounds like a dying animal

>>49675513
Is this better?

>>49675471
Guys, please don't fall for the baku's tricks. If you impregnate in a dream, you impregnate in real life.

>>49675471
>>49675534
It's "he ruined my dream journal", not "he stole my dream journal". You're dead to me.

>>49675537
sorry I forgot to double check

>>49675537
I DID NOT

JANNIE EIKI SEND HIM TO HELL AND HAVE HIM BANNED

>>49675542
Quick, fix it before the fusu archiver anon arrives!

>>49675534
NTA but its better but its also thin which makes the eyebrows and especially nose look big

How do you justify Eiki being played by George Lopez?

>>49675534
Definite improvement I'd say

>>49675534
>>49675542
>>49675546
Theere's a lot of blank space near the top, just trim some of that, or try what >>49675547 suggests here, then you can fix the filename and everyone wins.

Just took a shit

Final one take it or leave it

>>49675569
Final one is the best one

God I love you Merth

I like feedback

>>49675576
Stop impersonating Peekanon.

>>49675585
I don't know who that is but sorry

>>49675569
>>49675471
OK but does she actually ask you to pull out or does she make us impregnate her?

>>49675569
The smug is perfect!

>>49675590
That's for you to decide

My plan to be forgotten is coming to fruition!

>>49675446
Sure OK.

MAI SATONO I DEMAND TO BE FORGOTTEN, TRAPPED, AND BETRAYED

>>49675597
No it's not it's for her she's the one who has to say when didn't you listen to what she said?

>>49675603
!!!!!!!

>>49675603
Woooah, cool art style...

>>49675606
I don't know what she's gonna do

>>49675618
Well I don't know either!

>>49675603
ITS YUKI!!!

>>49675626
Then you're just at her mercy then

Aunn showed up in whale

>>49675628
I edited that.

Does anyone have "2hu in real location" requests? I'm bored.

>>49675127
if anything my perception of him has improved knowing he chooses to spend his time over here rather than hanging out with the "community" over at Twitter and Bluesky and I hope those type of people never end up finding his YouTube content

also great Doremy

>>49675638
Eiki in Mexico City

>>49675634
>Then you're just at her mercy then

>>49675638
Kagerou in a wolf pack and Shou in a zoo with tigers

>>49675645
Merth...

>>49675645
This

>>49675603
Oh it's you, I didn't think you still posted

>>49675638
Nazrin in New York

>Okina demands to be betrayed, trapped, and forgotten
>post gets no replies
Whoa...

>>49675690
She'd better watch out in the streets

>>49675657
>>49675670
>>49675677
This feels right.

>>49675690
This shop actually just closed down last month

>>49675657
Local Narcos are not going to hear the end of it...

>>49675699
absolutely discheesing news

>>49675662
I don't DRAW or feel very much creative these days, but I'm always here. Always.
You just wouldn't know which posts are mine. Kinda creepy, no?

>>49675672
Satono and Mai are very diligent!

How would you react if you found out your favorite drawfg was responsible for multiple marisissy diaper copypastas?

>>49675603
>>49675710
where is yuri

>>49675710
orangi!

The fusu list right now is Renko, Yachie, Ibaraki's Arm, Alice, Sannyo, Miko, Yamame, my favorite Prismriver (Lyrica), Keine, Okina, Yoshika, Mai pc98, Kagerou, Yumemi, Koishi, Nitori Fangirl, and Tsukasa. I haven't read WaHH so I'm not very confident in writing Ibaraki's Arm accurately. I might have to go read it just to get a better feel

>>49675720
kek, good one m8.

>>49675672
Mai & Satono have never posted in jphu unless I missed it

>>49675736
do hisami but you're zanmu

>>49675730
>Reimu looks at her, mortified, before doubling over in laughter.

Mai sotono i want yiou to stop being fucking niggers with overlapping cards

>>49675710
>Kinda creepy, no
Don't worry, I'm updating your profile on my stylometry AI so I can properly identify your posts from now on

>>49675757
How about you play easy modo instead shitter

How do i stop thinking about Merth, it's starting to worry me

Zzzzzz...

>>49675569
https://catbox.moe/c/kudkg7

The fusu list has been updated! We're nearing the 30 fusu mark, that's a big chunk of the Touhou cast! Which ones have been your favorite so far?

>>49675736
Poor Santa Seiga doesn't get a mention in the Fusu forecast... I don't know if the Marisa one counts as a Fusu either or is a more pseudo-fusu like the Sumireko. I've been thinking of opening a third catbox album archiving both the pseudo-fusus and sketches and early versions of the fusus, like the Doremys here. However, I don't have those all saved nor do I have the desire to dig through the archive. If anyone else manged to save them or if Merth still has them though I'll set it up.

>>49675745
I find it really impressive how in a thread full of thundercats and diaperspammers, you are somehow still the most obnoxious and unlikable poster to exist.

>>49675764
>Which ones have been your favorite so far?
Sakuya Jacketko Meira and Parsee
Hope I can suggest Minoriko missionary while fondling her breasts when he opens requests again

>>49675764
That one's specifically for Christmas and the Marisa one won't count it'll just be a funny also this and the Eiki ones are my favorite

>>49675779
I think Minoriko is hot so you can be a secret exception but you'll have to wait like the rest just tell me how you want it to go

I'm back once again to beg people to come test my fangame, it's an online turn based RTS where you have to eliminate the other players.
https://spitedev.itch.io/danmaku-wars-proto
The password is "rabbit rabbit", download it and join the "where is everyone..." lobby
In terms of new content I've only added one new character, but I've completely ripped out and replaced the physics in the hopes that desyncs won't happen anymore, and I've also added a lot of QoL like basic instructions on how to play, demos of attacks so you know what the hell you're about to do, always visible indications of your units' attacks and more.

>>49675736
You forgot Mizuchi.... She's who I was looking forward to the most...

This is probably the most productive night in /jp/hu history

>>49675813
whorenae would never

>>49675812
I was going to mention that since her position in the story has changed slightly so that she's friendly(?) right now that the exact fusu conversation might be different and feel less frantic than her in the middle of possessing everyone, but she'll at least be made before Yoshika

>>49675603
>>49675710
Another native /jp/er absorbed by /v/hu, all according to keikaku....

>>49675795
you are working the fields with Minoriko and she's all dirty and sweaty from farming and you approach her to compliment her smell and she thinks you want to eat her because she smells like sweet potatos and gets all mad and wants to fight you and then cut to part 2 with missionary sex while fondling her fat breasts and kissing her with tongue she of course is a little bit chubby and has both a bush and armpit hair thank you merth you are really cool

>>49675801
I'll try this when I get back home, looks cool

>>49675833
A proud American made this request, thank you for your service

We can undo the damage the Europeans did with their Kagerou request

>>49675833
This is a good request. I'll tolerate Merth letting you in

>>49675836
Thanks. It's online multiplayer only so you'll have to find someone to play with but you don't need to forward your ports to host at least.

Would you say Merth's part 2 fusus are fappable or is it more of a "hee hee" thing?

>>49675845
I hope the other anons aren't just lurking and join to test with you, otherwise ganbare devanon!

>>49675764
>I find it really impressive how in a thread full of thundercats and diaperspammers, you are somehow still the most obnoxious and unlikable poster to exist.
rude

>>49675833
>and then cut to part 2 with missionary sex while fondling her fat breasts and kissing her with tongue she of course is a little bit chubby and has both a bush and armpit hair thank you merth you are really cool
It sounds like it'd be a bit difficult to show those parts of her body and fondling her breasts while in missionary. Maybe you could have it like, standing sex from behind, where you're right behind her kissing her?

Has anyone even fapped to the Merth porn?

fucking hisami and zanmu while they're sandwiched together

>>49675833
Can Shizuha make a cameo in the background of the nsfw pic? She could say "really? In the kitchen/field/her bedroom/wherever they're having sex"

>>49675847
Fat hairy Keiki is considered a part 2 fusu right?

>>49675863
This implies you have sex with both sisters

>>49675732
Hell no.
>>49675759
Oh. Uh, okay...
>>49675829
I've always been native to both though. Who doesn't use a shiz ton of boards on the site?

>>49675867
No it doesn't, the Shizuha one doesn't imply that. It can just be Shizuha still living in with her sister because the economy is really bad right now

>>49675869
Parsee! Yay!

>>49675851
>I hope the other anons aren't just lurking and join to test with you
A single person bothered to even look at the page. They did not download it.
Thank you for the well wishes.

>>49675839
thanks I really cant see Minoriko shaving and I think it adds to her unkept farmer girl charm
>>49675842
sorry!
>>49675854
good idea having her show her body upfront is pretty hot too
>>49675863
yeah but as a silly doodle like >>49675833

>>49675833
okay
>>49675881
so missionary or from front?

I'm going to bed. Bring me goodnightkissanon.

>>49675878
Is there yuri?

>>49675873
>Is the older sister
>Has to live with her younger sister (can't even cope by saying they're roomies Minoriko owns the house) who has bigger breasts than her and is taller than her
How does Shizuha find the will to get out of bed every morning?

>>49675886
from front!

>>49675889
If you interpret danmaku battles as a metaphorical representation of yuri, then sure there's yuri.

>the loser gets raped
what the fuck touhou is good now?

>>49675905
Time to repeatedly die to the Stage 1 boss in Perfect Cherry Blossom!

>>49675888
*Mmmmwah!!!*

>>49675910
Yippie! I was about to leave but I'm glad you showed up. Have a good night too.

>>49675905
RJ402407

>>49675919
>futa
The drought is over

>>49675854
>>49675881
>>49675886
>>49675895
You could do PoV missionary to accomplish both, like the Doremy (but missionary)

>>49675919
>futa on futa
Gay.

>>49675924
its a 3 year old game

>>49675833
Not Merth, but give me more ideas like that, might make one myself...

>>49675935
touhous yuriing out in front of you

>>49675925
.... Huh. Merth actually hasn't done PoV Missionary sex scene yet.

>>49675935
Hairy Fat Keiki wants to invite (you) to help her create some new artwork that is sure to inspire humanity. However, to make it she needs some reference material, and to experience it first-hand.

The reference material she needs is sex.

>>49675801
Alright I'm going to stop hosting, apologies to the one guy who downloaded it but didn't join my lobby. I'll try to host again earlier tomorrow.

>>49675925
I dont think the kissing can be done properly with PoV
im happy with changing the position if it means a clearer look at whats happening
>>49675935
you run a meat stand at the human village and a disguised Kagerou wants to buy some lamb but its too expensive for her so you are nice enough to give it for free but Kagerou cant accept it so she invites you to some tea at her house cut to part 2 you are petting Kage in the head while shes giving you a blowjob

>>49675983
...Kagerou is not a whore like that...

>>49676013
yeah thats why you go on totally-not-a-date-first with her

I miss the prostitutehu thread...

>>49676032
Sanaebros...

>>49676030
MARRY TEH MISUMARU BALLS

Which touhous would have to be prostitutes because they actually have no relevant skills whatsoever?

>>49676055
Alice
Marisa
Reimu
Sanae
Sakuya
Youmu
Reisen
Aya
Cirno

>>49676066
How in the ever loving shit does Sakuya classify as "no relevant skills"?

>>49676055
Your favorite, because I hate her and hate you and you should feel bad for liking her

>>49676055
All touhous would be yuriprostitutes but not h*teroid prostitutes.

Haha bunbun holding bun

Where is everyone?

What does your favorite 2hu smell like?

>>49675733
I like the image a lot but why is Seija an orange?

>>49676069
By serving Remilia

>>49676090
Because she's annoying

>>49676087
petrichor

>>49676090
there was a seijaless orange version out there but I saved this one because it was funnier

>>49676075
If I transition to being female is it no longer cringe to date 2hus?

>>49676096
.....................

HSiFS LNB status: I begrudgingly gave Autumn a shot because somebody in a previous thread recommended it. I genuinely do not understand why everybody and their mother praises this sub shot and calls it a "cheese" strategy. this is almost unplayable. intentionally running into bullets to gain PIV is apparently harder than just playing normally half the time. spamming level 1s also just makes it incredibly hard to gain large chunks of PIV. still got to stage 5, but barely, and I didn't even make it past the midboss. this is still easily my least favorite sub season in the game. Spring genuinely feels less shitty than this

>>49676096
t. Miko/Zanmu

HEY MERTH

The Renko request has Renko giving you a drink. Can her outfit for it be Renko in her Dateless Old Adam Bar outfit since it's the most fitting? It's the last one.

>>49676122
I'm already done with the lineart...

merth jobbed to jackalman

>>49676128
But... it's lore-friendly...

>>49676132
Are you the original requester?

>>49676122
>Renko's iconic sidetail is actually fanon
Oh I hate this.

>>49676134
No, but he might like my idea, especially if characters are allowed multiple fusus if they get different designs in canon
Maybe he's still around...

>>49676140
There are a lot of weird misconceptions like that. Do you know Wriggle in canon has mismatched shoes? Or that Mystia's hat crudely says Mystia? Or that Yamame has 8 eyes? Or Minoriko has 2 left feet?

>>49676141
Alright I'll change it since it's easy to do

>>49676140
Renko is fanon. I refuse to elaborate.

>>49676141
Cirno's wings were always drawn attached to her back before HSiFS in ZUNart and soku
Alice only has one fabric strap hanging from her ribbon belt instead of the two commonly seen in fannart in all of her ZUNart
Patchoulie doesnt have stripes in her dress and its actually shading
ZUN has never drawn Aya with wings
Parsee doesnt have a ponytail

>>49676091
It's okay to be jealous, anon.

What does your favorite 2hu think of Troodon?

>>49676159
It's real

>>49676141
>Or Minoriko has 2 left feet?
Some people say that this is an art mistake while others say it's a reference to Japanese scarecrows always be depicted as single-footed. Personally, I think even if it's an art mistake it's still an interesting detail and adds to her charm. The fact people can draw mythological and cultural ideas from it shows how neat it can be.

However, would (you) still love a girl with 2 left feet?

>>49676159
who is Troodon and what is his goal?

>>49676152
Spiders don't have compound eyes, they're way weirder than that. They have eight eyes that are actually a lot more similar to human eyes than they are to the insect kingdom's eyes, though they're still pretty weird. At the same time they don't always even have eight eyes, they can have any from zero to eight. These eyes are wholly separate organs from each other and some spiders can even look around by manipulating their retinas, though most are stuck looking in a fixed-forward field of view.

>>49676159
She wants to fuck it

>>49676168
TewiImperiumOfMan...

The side tail that Flan is constantly depicted with in fanart I think is actually place on the back of her head and not the side. notice how the red bow on her hat doesn't align with the ponytail

>>49676140
Pffft, I didn’t even know that was a thing in fanon. I never pay attention to art of her outside ZUN’s albums and her Fumo is based on said art.
“Iconic” lmao

>>49676172
>>49676152
What is this, autism?

>>49676172
>>49676176
what the fuck you are right

>>49676077
Lol XD!

>>49676174
So this is why they say Renkofags are autistic

Renkofags are terrifying because they looked at an unhinged schizophrenic rapist and said "would"

This is so sad
Can we get 10 likes for Marisa?

>>49676189
Sounds like Kris

>>49676141
>characters are allowed multiple fusus if they get different designs in canon
What Touhous would get to take the most advantage of this?

>>49676158
Who the fuck would be jealous of tard wrangling an attention whore, a living nuke, an autistic bookworm, china, fairies, and the hobgoblins that fuck the attention whore and co?

>>49674410
Same

>>49676198
Probably Reimu and Marisa (who currently enjoy 0 fusus lmao)

Characters with more interesting costume swaps would be Yuugi, Yukari, Mystia, Yorigami Sisters, Mamizou, and FUUUUCK WHY ISN'T TANKTOP NITORI CANON FUCK SHE'S SO HOT Renko & Maribel and Cirno and Murasa

>>49676211
I don't give a fuck what ZUN says Nitori is a average-tall height chubby tomboy

cute and canon heterosexual

>>49676227
Incorrect.

>>49676211
Anyone with more than 2 alternate outfits is banned unless it's Maribel and Renko, and even then I'd want to put a limit to that

>>49676205
you

>>49676230
Also if they look too similar like Cirno I just don't see a point in that one for example it's gotta be like 7 Grand Yukari or Nitori

>>49676237
yah

>>49676211
protagonistsisters............

>>49676243
owes me sex

Walther P38

Walther P38

>>49675764
Patrick, obviously.

>>49676230
Why bother banning, where's your sense of fun? I doubt there's any autist lining up to request fusus for every variant of Marisa anyways, and if there was they'd have to wait months between each one. You could just limit to one variant of a character per Fusu season and that'd probably be the same result.

When are we getting a Genjii fusu anyways

>>49676267
Yea okay

>>49676236
Merth I get you're race blind but that still can be problematic. Cirno and tanned cirno look pretty different

>>49676117
you just don't get it maaaaaaaaaaan

>>49676285
I was talking about green bow Cirno and normal blue Cirno...

>>49676193
Yeah well Reimu doesn't have Marisa's GIANT fat ass so she automatically loses at everything

>>49676285
you are right tanned Cirno looks infinitely better

>>49676291
Reimu gets to plunder Marisa's giant fat ass every night...

>>49676291
You don't know that

>>49676237
wtf why are her eyes so detailed.

>>49676291
funny you post the manga where Reimu's ass has been growing consistently in

>>49676274
Think of it this way; variants give you an excuse to make fusus that explore different aspects of a character's personality. If anyone says "acshually this fusu was weird she wouldn't do that she would do this instead" the costume variant is an excuse to do both!

>>49676297
shes wearing contacts

You guys know who else has different designs?

Beloved and iconic Touhou character Mima!

>>49676314
she has three arms too according to an animation fuck up in that game

gonna fap
which 2hu

>>49676327
Genji

>>49676314
Modern Mima artists are crazy

>>49676307
I was agreeing with you I meant it as in sure I'll do that instead sorry if it came off as dismissive

>>49676335
You just sound unenthusiastic so I was trying to show how it could be interesting... I can't tell if you're grumpy or annoyed with how you type Merth...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AkDW_suMY

What Touhous would be the most unlikely (but still plausible) to evolve the ability to fly?

>>49676342
Sorry I'm just introverted but I mean it

What do you think of Yasaka Kanako?

FVAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKK

>>49676369
I'm old!

>>49676369
I'm old!

>>49676369
I'm old!

Let's talk about

Shizuha

>>49676369
Meira fled to this

>>49676369
Merth why won't you actually PLAY deltarune

>>49676164
>>49676171
>while others say it's a reference to Japanese scarecrows always be depicted as single-footed

lol that was just ZUN doing damage control over such glaring fuck up.

>>49676396
Even if it was I still think it's a cute charm point!

>>49676361
I like to edge to Kanako's feet all the timer.

WD Gaster

>>49676369
>Did you ever hear that old tale? Yes, the old tale, based upon the prophecy... The Lord of the Meira

Which /v/hu has a shadow crystal?

>>49676411
Parseestalker

>>49676411
>Merth
Main Darkner of the chapter
>Tewimum
Side character
>Paintanon
Recurring character across chapters
>103
Main Darkner of previous chapter
No one has a shadow crystal because no one is, nor desires to be free

>>49676411
>>>/v/631137229

>>49676408
>>49676411
>>49676421
>>49676369
Kiss my ass, Cuckarune bronies.

>>49676449
Tobybroken

>>49676449
Gaster WARPED you. Have you acquired your shadow crystal yet?

>>49676449
You'll never get an egg that way

>>49676493
This picture must be incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't know about Deltarune and the egg rooms

help me help aaah

I HATE WOKYFOX!!!
I HATE WOKYFOX!!!
I HATE WOKYFOX!!!

>>49676571
YUUUP
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>49676571
Deltarune isn't woke during Snowgrave

This is the touhou thread on the Otaku culture board.
Talk about touhou or go back to /v/

>>49676689
>>49676576

talk about touWHO?

>>49676689
Cute yuri goddess bondage.

>>49676778
TakaneGOD won

>>49676778
HOT. Yatsutraitor really needs to draw more R-18....

>>49676689
/jp/hu is slow because all of these Judases are on the Cuckoldrune thread on /v/

How did merth gain such a cult-like fandom from simple drawings?

>>49676814
He's very likable.

>>49676814
Shows up frequently

>>49676832
doesn't draw yuri though

>>49676845
Yeah, he's wonderful isn't he?

takaneGODdler was always the real winner, you sad fucks will NEVER know what it's like to love someone. he's married.

Tsundereanon, tell us what do you think about merth

I’m going to bed can I get a good night kiss?

>>49677013
>w<
ZZZZ

>>49675496
the trumpet is having voice cracks...........

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN I'm bored post /jp/hu's nationalities

>>49677209
/jp/hu is half Russians, half Mexicans and half Pinoys.

>>49675801
I just tried it with someone and it's very fun, albeit janky but that's expected given the state it's currently in.

Most of my issues so far (I've only played 3 matches) have to do with unclear hitboxes, it's hard to determine whether a shot will hit or barely graze them. The walls on map 2 also start moving during the beginning of a match, the top and bottom walls disappear completely.
Also, Marisa's potion. From all 3 games I've had it splash directly on top of me for no obvious reason, maybe it was due to how it worked or some other reason. I guess that it breaks as soon as it hits ANY hitbox (which includes Marisa's own Hakkero,,,,, iirc im not sure what exactly happened). Explaining the mechanics in more detail would help a lot.

That's most of my criticisms that I can think off the top of my head. It's very replayable and I think if you develop it more (maybe with a dedicated team), it can be a really fun timesink for fun quick games.
maybe make it support mobile because the gameplay can really work surprisingly well from the looks of it

wake up burgers

I dreamt about a school friend I used to have. I tried finding her account but I'm not having much luck. Why does Doremy do this to me?

>>49675801
Also bugs that previous anon didn't mention:
1) Messages doubling in lobby chat (old bug but still present)
2) Cucumber going through walls on first map. Also 7 damage, really?
3) Remi's homing shot. I didn't record it, but it works really strange with Reimu's barrier. It almost goes around it, next turn it does hit Reimu but apparently loses it's hitbox and doesn't deal damage?

What I loved this time is abilities quick showcase, very neat and convenient thing to have. Also no desynchs, maybe just yet since we only played 3 games but last time it was enough to trigger them, so good job! Keep it up, I love the idea and I'm waiting for further updates!

>>49677209
These are the ones I've seen this year:

Colombia
Ecuador (once)
Argentina (once)
Brasil
US (the majority at night, there's been times I'm left alone with them)
Canada
Spain
Montenegro
Finland
Maybe Norway, I'm not sure
Romania
Iraq
I think Israel and Ukraine once
Russia
Japan

>>49677831
Merth, stop doxxing people...

>>49677838
Don't worry, i only know the countries and nothing else. Countries are big so it's not like you can track down anyone with just that info.

Also I'm not pegerth.

>>49677798
Oh yes the ability quick showcase was extremely useful as a first-time player. Connection was surprisingly very smooth. Some attacks do need rebalancing but I'm sure that can be done with more playtesters down the line. The chat is barebones but it sorta works, just make it so it automatically scrolls down to new messages if you're at the bottom.

>>49677875
Also also, I think the little pop up at the start of a new turn is a very nice feature and has a charm to it

Thoughts on Merth?

>>49677869
>Countries are big so it's not like you can track down anyone with just that info.
What if someone voted from the Vatican?

[ATTENTION GAMERS IF YOU EXIST]

Today is the final day of the Wily Beasts score contest and your last chance to turn the tables!! Here's the score thus far:

Team Wolf: 387673380, 9 submissions
Tean Otter: 261401760, 6 submissions
Team Eagle: 133276860, 4 submissions
Team Keiki: 20019530, 2 submissions

You have until 11:59pm EST

>>49677918
Yaaaay, team Keiki is winning!

All you eagles gaming until you actually have to game

>>49677918
thanks for the update, nice to see Otters getting some more love.
And once again thanks for organizing it

>>49677918
>2 submissions
More like Team Cucki

>>49677831
>>49677869
Ayacrapvert, I...

>>49677978
He only made like 1 or 2 posts here, said he didn't like /jp/hu that much and hasn't posted ever since.

>>49677831
>not on the list
Whew, safe.

Megumupervert

>>49677831
>>49677869
You NEED to wear Megumu cosplay and take a few photos, just as a joke haha.

Hatatepervert

>>49677918
>9 wolves
so many taoist sisters

OG Renko requester here for Merth - Using the Adam Bar design for Renko sounds nice!

ottersisters I think we're winning

>>49678064
I'm really sorry for making these so much later

>>49678099
Why are you sorry? It's not like anyone has been upset at you for it. Why would they be?

>>49678137
I don't know

>>49678099
>>49678159
i bewieve in you mweth

Don't patronize me

Fuck you I've been saving that Spongebob reference for years

>nu-spongebob
he's reached a new low

>>49678099
It's OK, I'll be happy to see Renko when she's ready!

>>49678185
>nu-spongebob
Anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSdrf5wGNzI

>9 years ago

M E I R A
M
E
I
R
A
M E I R A

What DOES /jp/hu think of Usami Renko?

>>49678229
why did you capitalize does

>>49678240
/v/hus randomly capitalizing words for emphasis is MY favorite thread quirk

new jackalman just dropped

>>49678289
Fuck off with this spam

>>49678289
20 is looking great

post THAT

sigma sigma on the wall
who's the skibidiest of them all

>>49676380
And you wouldnt?????

>>49678357
SUMIREKO GET OUT

>>49676369
I'm old!

>>49678049
Saki doesnt associate with taoisttrannies anymore THOUGHEVER

sumireko mating press

sumipreggo samsa

Whenever someone writes a specific word in caps I assume they put heavy intonation into that word

cool

*pets you*

>>49678289
I avatarfagged, namefagged, drawfagged, posted meira, posted maridiapy, posted yuuka liking black bulls, posted chynatoilet and I have at least 11 confirmed thread personalities.
But jackalman? he has no place here, it's completely off topic, even the meira spam was related to touhou, this one is just abhorrent
>inb4 jackalmanbroken
Yes, I am, but at least I am not meirabroken, I am a meiraveteran and a meiraloyalist and will serve my meiracountry to my meiradeath. To this end I issue a public order to all drawservants to draw jackalman being beheaded by Meira

meirasissy is jackalmanbroken...

>I avatarfagged, namefagged, drawfagged, posted meira, posted maridiapy, posted yuuka liking black bulls, posted chynatoilet and I have at least 11 confirmed thread personalities.
>But jackalman? he has no place here, it's completely off topic, even the meira spam was related to touhou, this one is just abhorrent
>>inb4 jackalmanbroken
>Yes, I am, but at least I am not meirabroken, I am a meiraveteran and a meiraloyalist and will serve my meiracountry to my meiradeath. To this end I issue a public order to all drawservants to draw jackalman being beheaded by Meira

>>49678416
mai fuarking hero

Jackalman, rape this anon, thank you

>>49678416
I can't believe I post with people like this. You people will sperg out over anything dear god

>>49678416
First divide was between /v/hu and /jp/hu
Second divide is between jackal and meira
Third divide will be the end of us.

>>49678455
/v/hu /jp/hu civil war when?

>>49678455
DIVIDE MY COCK GOTTEM

>>49678455
Hairy and shaved divide

Meira stalked through the misty forests of Gensokyo, her katana glinting under the dim light, ready for any fight. She wasn't expecting Jackalman, that snarling beast from another world, to ambush her out of nowhere. The jackal-faced fucker leaped from the shadows, his claws slashing at her arms before she could react. He pinned her down hard against the damp earth, his hot breath stinking like rotten meat.

"You think you're tough, sword girl?" Jackalman growled, his voice rough as gravel. He ripped her clothes off with one swipe, not giving a shit about her struggles. Meira tried to swing her blade, but he smacked it away, laughing like a maniac. His furry body pressed against hers, and he forced her legs apart, thrusting in without any mercy. She gasped and fought back, but he was too strong, pounding into her like a wild animal.

The pain shot through her, sharp and raw, as he kept going, grunting with every brutal push. Meira's cries echoed in the woods, but no one was coming to save her. He didn't stop until he blew his load deep inside her, creampieing her hard, then pulled out, leaving her bruised and broken on the ground, his laugh fading as he slunk back into the shadows.

>>49678416
MY FVARKING HERO

They are talking about us in the polish thread...

they are talking me ME??? on a different THREAD???? oh heavens what will i do now guess i will shit myself or something. why would they DO that?

>>49678513
sonanoka

haha wow that's interesting or something btw i have explosive diarrhea and my ass burns 24/7 due to my hemorrhoids

>>49678538
mariGOD...I KNEEL

>>49678538
wow me too!

>>49678538
I say this

the pols arent talking about us! you betryaed me!

If you chould choose 3 topics/memes to permanently ban from these threads, which ones would you choose?

>>49678570
Touhou
Gameplay
Drawings

the meira jacklaman war is starting??!? but I haven't packed enough diapeys for this nnnnyyoooooooooooooooo

>>49678570
You
Your favorite 2hu
Your favorite drawfag

I stand on the side of Meira because I can't stand the idea of somebody else being more autistic than me

>>49678587
Goodbye contests
Goodbye Eiki
Goodbye tewibeach

what are you guys talking about?

>>49678570
Marisissy spam (this includes diapers)
Jack*lman shit (impressive how after only 3 days he's already at this point)
Yuricocksucker fag

sex with marisa

>>49678570
gameplay
this guy >>49678597
and this one >>49678608

>begs drawfiends 24/7 to draw hairy stinky women
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>begs drawanimals 24/7 to draw yuri
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME MEIRA

>>49678600
Juan...

>>49678570
Games who respond by not quoting your post
Gameplay
(You) The anon

>>49678633
what

>Hairy stinky women? I'm intrigued, let's get our drawfags on this pronto.
>Yuri? Who needs that.

>>49678638
No I meant guy sorry I just woke up

Why would you get rid of me Merth?

:)

Ooohhhhh I want to cum on a hairy stinky woman's stinky hairs and have my semen get all tangled up in there and it'd be really hard to get out so she'd just leave it there and the smell of my semen would be added to her natural stench forever

>>49678671
>>49678632
You retard

You're forgetting they need to be fat too

What's wrong with gameplay?

>>49678646
you have some awfully shit taste

>>49678676
all 2hus are fat so specifying that they're fat is redundant

>>49678677
Shits boring and idc

>>49678669
wtf new rare marisad just dropped!!

>>49678669
I thought she was pregnant from the thumbnail

>>49678669
HOW RARE IS THIS MARISAD?????

>>49678681
>>49678685

>>49678693
very

>>49678677
>Playing the games

>>49678656
MY HERO CHADOW OUT OF NOWHERE

>>49678693
VERY rare!!!

DDC more like BBC

>>49678705
thats Big Tatar Cock though

If you ban 3 topics by laws of equivalent exchange you need to pick 3 /v/hu anons to bring back to replace them

Who do you bring back?

BRITISH BROADCASTING CHANNEL?!?!?!

BENBENCOCK????

>>49678714
I want ayapervert back

>>49678728
And I want /v/hu back not this gay shit

I WANT MY DIAPEY BACK

YATSUPUSSY????

What Pikmin enemy would each Drawhero be?

>>49678728
I didn't want to be doxxed again though...

>>49678714
ayapervert
tewimom
patrickautist

>ayaBACKSTABBER
>>>/v/713821860
>>>/v/713828453

>>49678747
Tewimom posted here just a few days ago

>>49678751
i have dementia

>>49678758
understandable

>>49678750
lmao

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>49678545
FISHE CACA XDDD

>>49678738
Personally I think Merth is a puffy blowhog
Yatsutraitor is a Burrowing Snagret
Tsundereanon is a Yellow Wollywog
Tewimom is so ridiculously easy it doesn't even need to be stated

>cookie
No

>>49678734
/v/hu is kill, it's time to move on ayapregvert

>>49678750
I just want one (ONE) fucking thread where my friends don't disappear man

>>49678795
JACKALED
>GAYGV

>>49678750
TRVKE

>>49678429
sooo many images wow
love ya jackalman

>>49678750
Ayapervert, you're a doxxer

>>49678819
yay

>>49678795
Me and Ayaplapvert be like.

>>49678819
Ah finally

>>49678829
Marisissies and Yuukablackers watching from the chair

>>49678632
>>49678676
Let’s compromise and beg drawfags to draw yuri featuring fat hairy stinky women.

>>49678748
Are these farting sounds? cute :)

>>49678839
something like this?

Tewidolphin...

>>49678864
why are cookiefags like this

Who is /jp/hu's public enemy #1?

I still can't stop FARTING

>>49678874
The anon reading this

>>49678871
like what?

>>49678874
Mamislop

thoughts?

I kinda miss the aliceavatarschizo, such a shame some posters have a stick up their ass and won't post here

>>49678892
fuck you ZUN

>>49678892
Reimu mayhaps
Marisa explicitly refers to Reimu there

>>49678911
Looking at the Marisa's script there is nothing there that makes a reference to Reimu
I'm willing to believe it's a reference to Mima

i cant read

>>49678922
learn how to

>>49678925
How is he going to read this?

>>49678928
shit

>>49678919
>Looking at the Marisa's script there is nothing there that makes a reference to Reimu
Meanwhile Reimu's stage 1 starts with her saying
>It sure feels great out.

thoughts?

>>49678944
Hmm point taken.

>>49678947
please see >>49678716

>>49678947
which website is this?

>>49678959
https://chub.ai/characters/Peon/alice-niggagroid-46d6f926428e

>>49678947
Oh boy

>>49678952
Marisa's dialogue is funny like that
At the end of stage 2 she says she wants some tea and next we know stage 3 starts with a theme that has tea in its name
A lot of subtle jokes like that go over peoples head in EoSD

>>713820278
Well you see, /v/hu got depopulated. How, why? First blow was hack and creation of /8/hu. Quite a few important anons then decided to stay there and not return to /v/hu, but /v/hu was still kicking since we still retained our soul, part of actual on-topic posters, potential fresh blood from /v/ catalogue and jannies to hide from and keep us fit. But second, most important blow, has been inflicted with creation of "/jp/"hu". This abomination was born from someone thinking it would be good idea to raid /jp/, and usually it would just end it quick ban of such genius. However this time fate (and jannies) decided to not touch the thread at all, supposedly to spite natives. After it archived, another genius decided to make another one, probably thinking it will be so convenient to move there once and for all, since you have carte blanche to shit all over the place, not caring about quality in the slightest, thus cementing birth of true soulless 24/7 namefag circlejerk general we were accused of being and have been closing to, but here the process finished.
Summing it up with 8 (and other altchans) exodus, now we have dedicated slophole in /diap/, on-topic thread on 8, and /v/hu as a mix of these is dying. That's if we're optimistic, factually it has already died.

All jp/vhu copypastas fucking blow.

dont care. just shat myself

toilet humor also blows

>>49679001
Ralsei

Thoughts on Dan's fat Alice picture?

>>49679013
i want fat yuuka

>>49679021
Sure

When anons used to say "Dan" and "battler" i thought it was a Bakugan joke. You know since the protagonist is called Dan Kuso and he's a bakugan brawler

I NEVER THOUGHT IT'D FEEL THIS GOOD TO QUIT
FAILURE TASTES SO SWEET
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE
FORGIVE ME

>>49679030
outfit is sex at least

>>49679045
yeah wriggle is pretty good

he looks like the cripple in game of thrones

Don't use that word, it's demeaning

game

he's differently abled

>>49679051
Wriggle is always good

wriggle

OH HAYABUSA

IT'S JUST NOT WHAT YOUR USED TA

GOODBYE YAMUTA

I'M JUST TOO COOL FOR YOU

>>49679075
>cookie

This nigga is really afraid of a sweet biscuit with high sugar and fat content. Cookie dough is softer than that used for other types of biscuit, and they are cooked longer at lower temperatures. The dough typically contains flour, sugar, egg, and some type of oil or fat. It may include other ingredients such as raisins, oats, chocolate chips, or nuts. Cookie texture varies from crisp and crunchy to soft and chewy, depending on the exact combination of ingredients and methods used to create them.

Cant we just pretend they are regular 2hus now that no one gives two shits about cookie anymore?

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

I'm Banjo!

can we pretend those airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

I'm already Genjii

>>49679124
walk faster old man

What Touhou would be the Asgore of Touhou?

>>49679134
>o

>>49679134
Alice

>>49679134
You saw NOTHING

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>49679151
i think i did

>>49679159
Its over

"Okay. Dress, check. Hairband, check. Cute... no, not that, don't think about that, Alice."

In the depths of the Forest of Magic sat a lone abode. A white house that was far too pretty considering the surroundings. If one were to look inside, they'd find a single girl standing in the middle of her living room, fretting over her clothes, her body, her hair, everything that might just make a girl like her worry. She took a deep breath as she pulled on her skirt, narrowing her eyes...

"No, this won't do at all. Marisa would just laugh at me for being so high strung for our date..." The blonde muttered to herself as she tugged a little more on her skirt, sighing. "I knew I should've gone to Morichika's. The stuff that washes up in his store has a certain charm, and she'd no doubt..." She continued to trail off as she talked to herself, murmuring on a loop...

The girl, Alice Margatroid, was known as a puppeteer beyond compare. Whatever she wanted to do, she could easily do with her dolls and the strings that commanded them. She was a natural prodigy at magic, and everything she cast or did was like second nature to her. So, why was she so worried about something as simple as a date?

That question had an equally simple answer, and it all relied on the girl that she was interested in. The Ordinary Magician, Kirisame Marisa. She knew that she was an eccentric and impulsive soul, so she didn't quite properly mesh with the puppeteer... and yet, the way they had been working alongside one another to solve incident after incident left an impression on the blonde doll-freak. She just couldn't help fretting over the crush she had developed over these many strange events...

"Hmmm... Haaah... No, this won't..." Alice continued to mutter to herself as she walked back and forth in her living room, rubbing away at her cheeks as she let her imagination run wild. The time for their date rapidly approached, and here she was, worrying about every little detail. It was so unbecoming of her, it was actually kind of sad...

As the young magician continued to think aloud and worry her pants off, two figures slowly stepped around in the windowsills and on the shelves that decorated the living room. Two tiny, minuscule and utterly cute figures. Those being the blonde magician's most important creations. Shanghai and Hourai. twin dolls that she had used again and again, both for emotional support and as ammo during the many duels that arose in Gensokyo.

The two looked to one another, wordlessly communicating as they observed their owner. She seemed so panicked, so utterly out of it, that they definitely needed to do something to fix this problem. Whatever could they do though? She had done so much for them, but when had they ever done something for her? It was vexing, troubling and many other things beyond that.

That's when it hit the two. The black-clad Shanghai jumped down from her hiding spot on the shelf as she snuck into another room, the blue Hourai following behind her as Alice continued to wander back and forth without noticing their presence.

The two of them found what they were looking for moments later, as they opened up a hidden box underneath Alice's bed. A secret compartment, one that she had been careful not to reveal to anybody. Not even her dolls. But unfortunately, her attempts to bless the two with their own sentience had left them being rather... mischievous in their own way. So much so that they both grinned as they reached into the box and pulled out one single garment that was bigger than both of them combined.

Their owner's wonderfully oversized diaper.

Meanwhile, in the adjacent room, the puppeteer finally seemed to calm down as she took a deep breath. "Okay. Alice, this is pointless. You're going to get teased by Marisa regardless of what you do, that's what she tends to do to Reimu and everyone else too, so why are you..." She muttered as she put a hand on her heart, blushing all over her cute face. "...It's because I love her, that's why I'm so worried about her thinking I'm weird. That has to be it, isn't it..?"

Her continued fretting was soon cut off as she heard something bump up against the door, prompting her to look towards her bedroom... and that worried and loving blush on her cheeks suddenly turned into pure embarrassment as she saw both of her dolls lugging one of her deepest secrets into the room. "Wh- How? What? Why!?" She started shouting as she nearly dove towards the diaper, trying to snatch it out of their little hands to hide it away once more...

Unfortunately for the taller magician, the dolls had size as an advantage. Using their magical power, they both flew out of the path of her dive, resulting in one grounded girl that was now left utterly vulnerable to whatever those two cheeky things wanted to do to her. A small giggle left their inanimate lips as Shanghai pulled out her sword, causing a worrying aura to grow from her form.