Don't say the j word

Touhou have the best genderbent

>>49674944 (OP)
I like Parsee fan, they are the most dedicated fanbase

>>49674944 (OP)
Juri.

fvark

>>49674944 (OP)

JACKLING IT

>>49674963
About time someone put those damn fairies to good use.

Day 11 (i think?) of no gooning.

I'm gonna be home alone all day tomorrow which is scary. In case i relapse, do you prefer Urumi or Saki?

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https://www.deviantart.com/pepinas

Thank you so much jackalman...

thank you meira

Are we really going to just ignore >>49658410 still? This is the 3rd or 4th time it's been skipped over now...

Adiós

>>49674992
get fucked peggth lmao

>>49674992

>>49674992
merthslop

>>49674973
Saki

>>49674944 (OP)
Chacalo

>>49674992
I like Merth's art and all, but I'm not much for dicksucking the poor guy like that. This isn't eceleb central.

>>49674974
NOOOOOOOO

>>49674992
Not yuri, not canon.

>>49674992
Please don't make threads with my art as the OP I'm not mad I'd just prefer that thanks

>do you like my fusu?
>yes merth
>please watch my youtube videos
>no merth

>>49675017
SHUT IT DOWN

>>49675022
I never say this

>>49675021
Draw yuri and I will agree.

>>49675015
What the fuck did you just said about GODerth????

>>49675022
I say this

>>49675030
What do you say? Say one of your iconic catchphrases.

>>49675022
I think this

>>49675035
...

Merth, ban that anon

Yeah

Why doesn't Merth draw yuri?

>>49675056
He's a chuddie who hates same-sex relationships

too pure for him

>>49675056
Yeah

Nothing against yuri I just want to self insert

Have you considered that maybe yuri is fucking shit?

https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzaPJ4n6

Which drawfags draw yuri then?

MAYBE YOU ARE SHIT

>>49674951
if anything they have too litte
amazing how it all loops back to shonen faggotry if everyone was a guy

I first saw Merth on youtube
I was very surprised to see him here!

>>49675041
Mai....

>>49675099
Me too honestly

My first exposure to merth was his PoFV video which i still think is odd.

>>49675071
Only if its futa

mai balls XD

Is Mai the most iconic MShu? I never see anyone talking about Yuki

Which Mai are we talking about?

>>49675099
>>49675105
Sorry if your perception of me has been ruined

>>49675117
Yuki is there i guess

>>49675117
Uh, Alice??

>>49675146
is only liked by schizos, autists pretending to be schizos and anons pretending to be autists pretending to be schizos

...Is no one gonna defend Alice?

jackalman would defend alice

that's nuts

I only want to cum inside her dolls

>>49675161
She's a cute lesbian.

https://files.catbox.moe/dhuxr0.mp4

picking random kanmari form my kanmari folder with my eyes closed, let's what we got

>>49675127
Who the fuck asked you

>>49675182
sorry

I didn't need to see that.

>>49675176
wow....

What did I miss?

nothing
go to bed

>>49675127
Merth is so bratty these days
Correction needed

Yuki is a small Marisa

I was being serious sorry

>>49675117
Shinki exists so no
Close second I suppose since her only other competition is Yumeko that only has being a sword throwing Sakuya going on for her
Now see Mai that puts a badass persona when you take her friend down and has theme literally called Judas Kiss
>>49675161
Alice gets all her popularity from windows so no

>>49675242
I wasnt serious either

Merth, our little attention whore

wtf

merth is my drawfriend >:(

Merth is no friend of mine until he delivers us Yuri!

And I'm the Scatman

Merth is no friend of mine until he delivers us jackalman porn!

I will never play with merth until he draws me a big diapey!

>>49675272
But he did deliver Yuki

drawfriendships collapse
drawanimosity begins
/v/hu battle royale

who will win?
place your bets now

You ever get the feeling that we're running out of topics?

nonsense
MEIRA, MAKE ANOTHER THREAD, BOY'S HUNGRY

i love meira

WAAAAAAAHH

Post shotanon's quote

>my name is shotanon and i like shota

>>49675127
I love Merth regardless
I wish he would draw my favorite hus more, though!

>>49675344
Who are your favorite hus?

>>49675348
meira

merthcult
enter it

>>49675348
Satori!

ENTER

When people stopped talking about Merth the thread got derailed into unfunny forced thundercat spam

Merth is needed to keep /jp/hu from collapsing under herself

Who's your drawHERO?

>>49675344
Keiki

Speaking of Merth, what Fusu is next?

I feel like every month vhu gets more and more lobotomized and settling here made the posters completely deranged
I love meira.

>>49675420
It's like the hyperbolic time chamber

>>49675348
Im gonna give you my LESS favorite hu instead!
Shingyoku

>>49674951
I'm not gay but I'd probably date a boyhu

>>49675433
Its like we are trapped in it, betrayed even.
Which makes me feel a little bit helpless as well as frustrated.

>>49675412
Me. :)
I barely draw anything anymore...

>>49675441
You should change that by drawing yuri!

>>49675441
you should change that by drawing Yuki!

>>49675416
In a few minutes

>>49675441
tewiHUGE....

>>49675441
Yatsutraitor, draw a Touhou stepping on me but lovingly

>>49675451
>YatsutBETRAYER's gianthus always look at you evily
Why

Day 1 of not shitting my diapyy

Tonight I'm going to try to dream of cuddling a hairy Touhou again

Wish me luck, I shaved my whole body to prepare myself

>>49675462
HOW RARE IS THIS MARISAD?????

https://files.catbox.moe/9u2slk.PNG

>>49675471
FUCK YES

>>49675471
Certified "buh" classic

>>49675462
YIPPIE

>>49675471
>anal

>>49675478
It's not anal, does it look like it?

>>49675471
>You're going to pull out when I tell you to, OK
She's not going to say pull out is she? It's a trap, isn't it?

>>49675479
the tail being that low kind of makes it look like it but dont worry about it

>>49675471
>>49675482
>Babytrapped by a smug baku
She's going to be so smug isn't she

>>49675488
sorry i think it looks that way because i didn't feel like drawing a butthole in the first place

A few threads ago, an anon said Koishi would have the freedom leitmotif. So i tried to implement his idea.
https://files.catbox.moe/xdavnw.mp3

>>49675471
I think her mouth looks a little weird here, it should probably be more 3 ish, it seems weirdly flat
Everything else is fantastic though

>>49675496
Powerful

>>49675496
STORY OF GENSOTALE

>>49675499
In which drawing?

>>49675471
Her nose is too big (like every western art)
Her mouth isn't 3 enough
Not fat enough

IM HOMOCIDAL AND IVE A TASTE I WANT TO WIPE OUT THE MONSTER RACE

>>49675504
SFW one
I can see what you were doing with it, but I think the corners come in at too sharp of an angle

>>49675496
I kid you not I though I was hearing a fart when it started playing

>>49675496
Anon that trumpet trying to play the freedom motiff sounds like a dying animal

>>49675513
Is this better?

>>49675471
Guys, please don't fall for the baku's tricks. If you impregnate in a dream, you impregnate in real life.

>>49675471
>>49675534
It's "he ruined my dream journal", not "he stole my dream journal". You're dead to me.

>>49675537
sorry I forgot to double check

>>49675537
I DID NOT

JANNIE EIKI SEND HIM TO HELL AND HAVE HIM BANNED

>>49675542
Quick, fix it before the fusu archiver anon arrives!

>>49675534
NTA but its better but its also thin which makes the eyebrows and especially nose look big

How do you justify Eiki being played by George Lopez?

>>49675534
Definite improvement I'd say

>>49675534
>>49675542
>>49675546
Theere's a lot of blank space near the top, just trim some of that, or try what >>49675547 suggests here, then you can fix the filename and everyone wins.

Just took a shit

Final one take it or leave it

>>49675569
Final one is the best one

God I love you Merth

I like feedback

>>49675576
Stop impersonating Peekanon.

>>49675585
I don't know who that is but sorry

>>49675569
>>49675471
OK but does she actually ask you to pull out or does she make us impregnate her?

>>49675569
The smug is perfect!

>>49675590
That's for you to decide

My plan to be forgotten is coming to fruition!

>>49675446
Sure OK.

MAI SATONO I DEMAND TO BE FORGOTTEN, TRAPPED, AND BETRAYED

>>49675597
No it's not it's for her she's the one who has to say when didn't you listen to what she said?

>>49675603
!!!!!!!

>>49675603
Woooah, cool art style...

>>49675606
I don't know what she's gonna do

>>49675618
Well I don't know either!

>>49675603
ITS YUKI!!!

>>49675626
Then you're just at her mercy then

Aunn showed up in whale

>>49675628
I edited that.

Does anyone have "2hu in real location" requests? I'm bored.

>>49675127
if anything my perception of him has improved knowing he chooses to spend his time over here rather than hanging out with the "community" over at Twitter and Bluesky and I hope those type of people never end up finding his YouTube content

also great Doremy

>>49675638
Eiki in Mexico City

>>49675634
>Then you're just at her mercy then

>>49675638
Kagerou in a wolf pack and Shou in a zoo with tigers

>>49675645
Merth...

>>49675645
This

>>49675645

>>49675603
Oh it's you, I didn't think you still posted

>>49675638
Nazrin in New York

>>49675650

>Okina demands to be betrayed, trapped, and forgotten
>post gets no replies
Whoa...

>>49675663

>>49675690
She'd better watch out in the streets

>>49675657
>>49675670
>>49675677
This feels right.

>>49675690
This shop actually just closed down last month

>>49675657
Local Narcos are not going to hear the end of it...

>>49675699
absolutely discheesing news

>>49675662
I don't DRAW or feel very much creative these days, but I'm always here. Always.
You just wouldn't know which posts are mine. Kinda creepy, no?

>>49675704

>>49675672
Satono and Mai are very diligent!

How would you react if you found out your favorite drawfg was responsible for multiple marisissy diaper copypastas?

>>49675603
>>49675710
where is yuri

>>49675710
orangi!

The fusu list right now is Renko, Yachie, Ibaraki's Arm, Alice, Sannyo, Miko, Yamame, my favorite Prismriver (Lyrica), Keine, Okina, Yoshika, Mai pc98, Kagerou, Yumemi, Koishi, Nitori Fangirl, and Tsukasa. I haven't read WaHH so I'm not very confident in writing Ibaraki's Arm accurately. I might have to go read it just to get a better feel

>>49675720
kek, good one m8.

>>49675672
Mai & Satono have never posted in jphu unless I missed it

>>49675736
do hisami but you're zanmu

>>49675730
>Reimu looks at her, mortified, before doubling over in laughter.

Mai sotono i want yiou to stop being fucking niggers with overlapping cards

>>49675710
>Kinda creepy, no
Don't worry, I'm updating your profile on my stylometry AI so I can properly identify your posts from now on

>>49675757
How about you play easy modo instead shitter

How do i stop thinking about Merth, it's starting to worry me

Zzzzzz...

>>49675569
https://catbox.moe/c/kudkg7

The fusu list has been updated! We're nearing the 30 fusu mark, that's a big chunk of the Touhou cast! Which ones have been your favorite so far?

>>49675736
Poor Santa Seiga doesn't get a mention in the Fusu forecast... I don't know if the Marisa one counts as a Fusu either or is a more pseudo-fusu like the Sumireko. I've been thinking of opening a third catbox album archiving both the pseudo-fusus and sketches and early versions of the fusus, like the Doremys here. However, I don't have those all saved nor do I have the desire to dig through the archive. If anyone else manged to save them or if Merth still has them though I'll set it up.

>>49675745
I find it really impressive how in a thread full of thundercats and diaperspammers, you are somehow still the most obnoxious and unlikable poster to exist.

>>49675764
>Which ones have been your favorite so far?
Sakuya Jacketko Meira and Parsee
Hope I can suggest Minoriko missionary while fondling her breasts when he opens requests again

>>49675764
That one's specifically for Christmas and the Marisa one won't count it'll just be a funny also this and the Eiki ones are my favorite

>>49675779
I think Minoriko is hot so you can be a secret exception but you'll have to wait like the rest just tell me how you want it to go

I'm back once again to beg people to come test my fangame, it's an online turn based RTS where you have to eliminate the other players.
https://spitedev.itch.io/danmaku-wars-proto
The password is "rabbit rabbit", download it and join the "where is everyone..." lobby
In terms of new content I've only added one new character, but I've completely ripped out and replaced the physics in the hopes that desyncs won't happen anymore, and I've also added a lot of QoL like basic instructions on how to play, demos of attacks so you know what the hell you're about to do, always visible indications of your units' attacks and more.

>>49675736
You forgot Mizuchi.... She's who I was looking forward to the most...

This is probably the most productive night in /jp/hu history

>>49675813
whorenae would never

>>49675812
I was going to mention that since her position in the story has changed slightly so that she's friendly(?) right now that the exact fusu conversation might be different and feel less frantic than her in the middle of possessing everyone, but she'll at least be made before Yoshika

>>49675603
>>49675710
Another native /jp/er absorbed by /v/hu, all according to keikaku....

>>49675795
you are working the fields with Minoriko and she's all dirty and sweaty from farming and you approach her to compliment her smell and she thinks you want to eat her because she smells like sweet potatos and gets all mad and wants to fight you and then cut to part 2 with missionary sex while fondling her fat breasts and kissing her with tongue she of course is a little bit chubby and has both a bush and armpit hair thank you merth you are really cool

>>49675801
I'll try this when I get back home, looks cool

>>49675833
A proud American made this request, thank you for your service

We can undo the damage the Europeans did with their Kagerou request

>>49675833
This is a good request. I'll tolerate Merth letting you in

>>49675836
Thanks. It's online multiplayer only so you'll have to find someone to play with but you don't need to forward your ports to host at least.

Would you say Merth's part 2 fusus are fappable or is it more of a "hee hee" thing?

>>49675845
I hope the other anons aren't just lurking and join to test with you, otherwise ganbare devanon!

>>49675764
>I find it really impressive how in a thread full of thundercats and diaperspammers, you are somehow still the most obnoxious and unlikable poster to exist.
rude

>>49675833
>and then cut to part 2 with missionary sex while fondling her fat breasts and kissing her with tongue she of course is a little bit chubby and has both a bush and armpit hair thank you merth you are really cool
It sounds like it'd be a bit difficult to show those parts of her body and fondling her breasts while in missionary. Maybe you could have it like, standing sex from behind, where you're right behind her kissing her?

Has anyone even fapped to the Merth porn?

fucking hisami and zanmu while they're sandwiched together

>>49675833
Can Shizuha make a cameo in the background of the nsfw pic? She could say "really? In the kitchen/field/her bedroom/wherever they're having sex"

>>49675847
Fat hairy Keiki is considered a part 2 fusu right?

>>49675863
This implies you have sex with both sisters

>>49675732
Hell no.
>>49675759
Oh. Uh, okay...
>>49675829
I've always been native to both though. Who doesn't use a shiz ton of boards on the site?

>>49675867
No it doesn't, the Shizuha one doesn't imply that. It can just be Shizuha still living in with her sister because the economy is really bad right now

>>49675869
Parsee! Yay!

>>49675851
>I hope the other anons aren't just lurking and join to test with you
A single person bothered to even look at the page. They did not download it.
Thank you for the well wishes.

>>49675839
thanks I really cant see Minoriko shaving and I think it adds to her unkept farmer girl charm
>>49675842
sorry!
>>49675854
good idea having her show her body upfront is pretty hot too
>>49675863
yeah but as a silly doodle like >>49675833

>>49675833
okay
>>49675881
so missionary or from front?

I'm going to bed. Bring me goodnightkissanon.

>>49675878
Is there yuri?

>>49675873
>Is the older sister
>Has to live with her younger sister (can't even cope by saying they're roomies Minoriko owns the house) who has bigger breasts than her and is taller than her
How does Shizuha find the will to get out of bed every morning?

>>49675886
from front!

>>49675889
If you interpret danmaku battles as a metaphorical representation of yuri, then sure there's yuri.

>the loser gets raped
what the fuck touhou is good now?

>>49675905
Time to repeatedly die to the Stage 1 boss in Perfect Cherry Blossom!

>>49675888
*Mmmmwah!!!*

>>49675910
Yippie! I was about to leave but I'm glad you showed up. Have a good night too.

>>49675905
RJ402407

>>49675919
>futa
The drought is over

>>49675854
>>49675881
>>49675886
>>49675895
You could do PoV missionary to accomplish both, like the Doremy (but missionary)

>>49675919
>futa on futa
Gay.

>>49675924
its a 3 year old game

>>49675833
Not Merth, but give me more ideas like that, might make one myself...

>>49675935
touhous yuriing out in front of you

>>49675925
.... Huh. Merth actually hasn't done PoV Missionary sex scene yet.

>>49675935
Hairy Fat Keiki wants to invite (you) to help her create some new artwork that is sure to inspire humanity. However, to make it she needs some reference material, and to experience it first-hand.

The reference material she needs is sex.

>>49675801
Alright I'm going to stop hosting, apologies to the one guy who downloaded it but didn't join my lobby. I'll try to host again earlier tomorrow.

>>49675925
I dont think the kissing can be done properly with PoV
im happy with changing the position if it means a clearer look at whats happening
>>49675935
you run a meat stand at the human village and a disguised Kagerou wants to buy some lamb but its too expensive for her so you are nice enough to give it for free but Kagerou cant accept it so she invites you to some tea at her house cut to part 2 you are petting Kage in the head while shes giving you a blowjob

>>49675983
...Kagerou is not a whore like that...

>>49676013
yeah thats why you go on totally-not-a-date-first with her

I miss the prostitutehu thread...

>>49676032
Sanaebros...

>>49676030
MARRY TEH MISUMARU BALLS

Which touhous would have to be prostitutes because they actually have no relevant skills whatsoever?

>>49676055
Alice
Marisa
Reimu
Sanae
Sakuya
Youmu
Reisen
Aya
Cirno

>>49676066
How in the ever loving shit does Sakuya classify as "no relevant skills"?

>>49676055
Your favorite, because I hate her and hate you and you should feel bad for liking her

>>49676055
All touhous would be yuriprostitutes but not h*teroid prostitutes.

Haha bunbun holding bun

Where is everyone?

What does your favorite 2hu smell like?

>>49675733
I like the image a lot but why is Seija an orange?

>>49676069
By serving Remilia

>>49676090
Because she's annoying

>>49676087
petrichor

>>49676090
there was a seijaless orange version out there but I saved this one because it was funnier

>>49676075
If I transition to being female is it no longer cringe to date 2hus?

>>49676096
.....................

HSiFS LNB status: I begrudgingly gave Autumn a shot because somebody in a previous thread recommended it. I genuinely do not understand why everybody and their mother praises this sub shot and calls it a "cheese" strategy. this is almost unplayable. intentionally running into bullets to gain PIV is apparently harder than just playing normally half the time. spamming level 1s also just makes it incredibly hard to gain large chunks of PIV. still got to stage 5, but barely, and I didn't even make it past the midboss. this is still easily my least favorite sub season in the game. Spring genuinely feels less shitty than this

>>49676096
t. Miko/Zanmu

HEY MERTH

The Renko request has Renko giving you a drink. Can her outfit for it be Renko in her Dateless Old Adam Bar outfit since it's the most fitting? It's the last one.

>>49676122
I'm already done with the lineart...

merth jobbed to jackalman

>>49676128
But... it's lore-friendly...

>>49676132
Are you the original requester?

>>49676122
>Renko's iconic sidetail is actually fanon
Oh I hate this.

>>49676134
No, but he might like my idea, especially if characters are allowed multiple fusus if they get different designs in canon
Maybe he's still around...

>>49676140
There are a lot of weird misconceptions like that. Do you know Wriggle in canon has mismatched shoes? Or that Mystia's hat crudely says Mystia? Or that Yamame has 8 eyes? Or Minoriko has 2 left feet?

>>49676141
Alright I'll change it since it's easy to do

>>49676140
Renko is fanon. I refuse to elaborate.

>>49676141

>>49676141
Cirno's wings were always drawn attached to her back before HSiFS in ZUNart and soku
Alice only has one fabric strap hanging from her ribbon belt instead of the two commonly seen in fannart in all of her ZUNart
Patchoulie doesnt have stripes in her dress and its actually shading
ZUN has never drawn Aya with wings
Parsee doesnt have a ponytail

>>49676091
It's okay to be jealous, anon.

What does your favorite 2hu think of Troodon?

>>49676159
It's real

>>49676141
>Or Minoriko has 2 left feet?
Some people say that this is an art mistake while others say it's a reference to Japanese scarecrows always be depicted as single-footed. Personally, I think even if it's an art mistake it's still an interesting detail and adds to her charm. The fact people can draw mythological and cultural ideas from it shows how neat it can be.

However, would (you) still love a girl with 2 left feet?

>>49676159
who is Troodon and what is his goal?

>>49676152
Spiders don't have compound eyes, they're way weirder than that. They have eight eyes that are actually a lot more similar to human eyes than they are to the insect kingdom's eyes, though they're still pretty weird. At the same time they don't always even have eight eyes, they can have any from zero to eight. These eyes are wholly separate organs from each other and some spiders can even look around by manipulating their retinas, though most are stuck looking in a fixed-forward field of view.

>>49676159
She wants to fuck it

>>49676168
TewiImperiumOfMan...

>>49676164

The side tail that Flan is constantly depicted with in fanart I think is actually place on the back of her head and not the side. notice how the red bow on her hat doesn't align with the ponytail

>>49676140
Pffft, I didn’t even know that was a thing in fanon. I never pay attention to art of her outside ZUN’s albums and her Fumo is based on said art.
“Iconic” lmao

>>49676172
>>49676152
What is this, autism?

>>49676172
>>49676176
what the fuck you are right

>>49676077
Lol XD!

>>49676174
So this is why they say Renkofags are autistic

Renkofags are terrifying because they looked at an unhinged schizophrenic rapist and said "would"

This is so sad
Can we get 10 likes for Marisa?

>>49676189
Sounds like Kris

>>49676141
>characters are allowed multiple fusus if they get different designs in canon
What Touhous would get to take the most advantage of this?

>>49676158
Who the fuck would be jealous of tard wrangling an attention whore, a living nuke, an autistic bookworm, china, fairies, and the hobgoblins that fuck the attention whore and co?

>>49674410
Same

>>49676198
Probably Reimu and Marisa (who currently enjoy 0 fusus lmao)

Characters with more interesting costume swaps would be Yuugi, Yukari, Mystia, Yorigami Sisters, Mamizou, and FUUUUCK WHY ISN'T TANKTOP NITORI CANON FUCK SHE'S SO HOT Renko & Maribel and Cirno and Murasa

>>49676211
I don't give a fuck what ZUN says Nitori is a average-tall height chubby tomboy

cute and canon heterosexual

>>49676227
Incorrect.

>>49676211
Anyone with more than 2 alternate outfits is banned unless it's Maribel and Renko, and even then I'd want to put a limit to that

>>49676205
you

>>49676230
Also if they look too similar like Cirno I just don't see a point in that one for example it's gotta be like 7 Grand Yukari or Nitori

>>49676234

>>49676237
yah

>>49676211
protagonistsisters............

>>49676243
owes me sex

Walther P38

Walther P38

>>49675764
Patrick, obviously.

>>49676230
Why bother banning, where's your sense of fun? I doubt there's any autist lining up to request fusus for every variant of Marisa anyways, and if there was they'd have to wait months between each one. You could just limit to one variant of a character per Fusu season and that'd probably be the same result.

When are we getting a Genjii fusu anyways

>>49676267
Yea okay

>>49676236
Merth I get you're race blind but that still can be problematic. Cirno and tanned cirno look pretty different

>>49676117
you just don't get it maaaaaaaaaaan

>>49676285
I was talking about green bow Cirno and normal blue Cirno...

>>49676193
Yeah well Reimu doesn't have Marisa's GIANT fat ass so she automatically loses at everything

>>49676285
you are right tanned Cirno looks infinitely better

>>49676291
Reimu gets to plunder Marisa's giant fat ass every night...

>>49676291
You don't know that

>>49676237
wtf why are her eyes so detailed.

>>49676291
funny you post the manga where Reimu's ass has been growing consistently in

>>49676274
Think of it this way; variants give you an excuse to make fusus that explore different aspects of a character's personality. If anyone says "acshually this fusu was weird she wouldn't do that she would do this instead" the costume variant is an excuse to do both!

>>49676297
shes wearing contacts

You guys know who else has different designs?

Beloved and iconic Touhou character Mima!

>>49676314
she has three arms too according to an animation fuck up in that game

gonna fap
which 2hu

>>49676327
Genji

>>49676314
Modern Mima artists are crazy

>>49676307
I was agreeing with you I meant it as in sure I'll do that instead sorry if it came off as dismissive

>>49676335
You just sound unenthusiastic so I was trying to show how it could be interesting... I can't tell if you're grumpy or annoyed with how you type Merth...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AkDW_suMY

What Touhous would be the most unlikely (but still plausible) to evolve the ability to fly?

>>49676342
Sorry I'm just introverted but I mean it

>>49676331

What do you think of Yasaka Kanako?

FVAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKK

>>49676369
I'm old!

>>49676369
I'm old!

>>49676369
I'm old!

Let's talk about

Shizuha

>>49676369
Meira fled to this

>>49676369
Merth why won't you actually PLAY deltarune

>>49676164
>>49676171
>while others say it's a reference to Japanese scarecrows always be depicted as single-footed

lol that was just ZUN doing damage control over such glaring fuck up.

>>49676396
Even if it was I still think it's a cute charm point!

>>49676361
I like to edge to Kanako's feet all the timer.

WD Gaster

>>49676369
>Did you ever hear that old tale? Yes, the old tale, based upon the prophecy... The Lord of the Meira

Which /v/hu has a shadow crystal?

>>49676411
Parseestalker

>>49676411
>Merth
Main Darkner of the chapter
>Tewimum
Side character
>Paintanon
Recurring character across chapters
>103
Main Darkner of previous chapter
No one has a shadow crystal because no one is, nor desires to be free

>>49676411
>>>/v/631137229

>>49676408
>>49676411
>>49676421
>>49676369
Kiss my ass, Cuckarune bronies.

>>49676449
Tobybroken

>>49676449
Gaster WARPED you. Have you acquired your shadow crystal yet?

>>49676449
You'll never get an egg that way

>>49676493
This picture must be incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't know about Deltarune and the egg rooms

help me help aaah

I HATE WOKYFOX!!!
I HATE WOKYFOX!!!
I HATE WOKYFOX!!!

>>49676571
YUUUP
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>49676571
Deltarune isn't woke during Snowgrave

This is the touhou thread on the Otaku culture board.
Talk about touhou or go back to /v/

>>49676689
>>49676576

talk about touWHO?

>>49676689
Cute yuri goddess bondage.

>>49676778
TakaneGOD won

>>49676778
HOT. Yatsutraitor really needs to draw more R-18....

>>49676689
/jp/hu is slow because all of these Judases are on the Cuckoldrune thread on /v/

How did merth gain such a cult-like fandom from simple drawings?

>>49676814
He's very likable.

>>49676814
Shows up frequently

>>49676832
doesn't draw yuri though

>>49676845
Yeah, he's wonderful isn't he?

takaneGODdler was always the real winner, you sad fucks will NEVER know what it's like to love someone. he's married.

Tsundereanon, tell us what do you think about merth

I’m going to bed can I get a good night kiss?

>>49676956

>>49677013
>w<
ZZZZ

>>49665915

>>49675496
the trumpet is having voice cracks...........

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN I'm bored post /jp/hu's nationalities

>>49677209
/jp/hu is half Russians, half Mexicans and half Pinoys.

>>49675801
I just tried it with someone and it's very fun, albeit janky but that's expected given the state it's currently in.

Most of my issues so far (I've only played 3 matches) have to do with unclear hitboxes, it's hard to determine whether a shot will hit or barely graze them. The walls on map 2 also start moving during the beginning of a match, the top and bottom walls disappear completely.
Also, Marisa's potion. From all 3 games I've had it splash directly on top of me for no obvious reason, maybe it was due to how it worked or some other reason. I guess that it breaks as soon as it hits ANY hitbox (which includes Marisa's own Hakkero,,,,, iirc im not sure what exactly happened). Explaining the mechanics in more detail would help a lot.

That's most of my criticisms that I can think off the top of my head. It's very replayable and I think if you develop it more (maybe with a dedicated team), it can be a really fun timesink for fun quick games.
maybe make it support mobile because the gameplay can really work surprisingly well from the looks of it

wake up burgers

I dreamt about a school friend I used to have. I tried finding her account but I'm not having much luck. Why does Doremy do this to me?

>>49675801
Also bugs that previous anon didn't mention:
1) Messages doubling in lobby chat (old bug but still present)
2) Cucumber going through walls on first map. Also 7 damage, really?
3) Remi's homing shot. I didn't record it, but it works really strange with Reimu's barrier. It almost goes around it, next turn it does hit Reimu but apparently loses it's hitbox and doesn't deal damage?

What I loved this time is abilities quick showcase, very neat and convenient thing to have. Also no desynchs, maybe just yet since we only played 3 games but last time it was enough to trigger them, so good job! Keep it up, I love the idea and I'm waiting for further updates!

>>49677209
These are the ones I've seen this year:

Colombia
Ecuador (once)
Argentina (once)
Brasil
US (the majority at night, there's been times I'm left alone with them)
Canada
Spain
Montenegro
Finland
Maybe Norway, I'm not sure
Romania
Iraq
I think Israel and Ukraine once
Russia
Japan

>>49677831
Merth, stop doxxing people...

>>49677838
Don't worry, i only know the countries and nothing else. Countries are big so it's not like you can track down anyone with just that info.

Also I'm not pegerth.

>>49677798
Oh yes the ability quick showcase was extremely useful as a first-time player. Connection was surprisingly very smooth. Some attacks do need rebalancing but I'm sure that can be done with more playtesters down the line. The chat is barebones but it sorta works, just make it so it automatically scrolls down to new messages if you're at the bottom.

>>49677875
Also also, I think the little pop up at the start of a new turn is a very nice feature and has a charm to it

Thoughts on Merth?

>>49677869
>Countries are big so it's not like you can track down anyone with just that info.
What if someone voted from the Vatican?

[ATTENTION GAMERS IF YOU EXIST]

Today is the final day of the Wily Beasts score contest and your last chance to turn the tables!! Here's the score thus far:

Team Wolf: 387673380, 9 submissions
Tean Otter: 261401760, 6 submissions
Team Eagle: 133276860, 4 submissions
Team Keiki: 20019530, 2 submissions

You have until 11:59pm EST

>>49677918
Yaaaay, team Keiki is winning!

All you eagles gaming until you actually have to game

>>49677918
thanks for the update, nice to see Otters getting some more love.
And once again thanks for organizing it

>>49677918
>2 submissions
More like Team Cucki

>>49677831
>>49677869
Ayacrapvert, I...

>>49677978
He only made like 1 or 2 posts here, said he didn't like /jp/hu that much and hasn't posted ever since.

>>49677831
>not on the list
Whew, safe.

Megumupervert

>>49677831
>>49677869
You NEED to wear Megumu cosplay and take a few photos, just as a joke haha.

Hatatepervert

>>49677918
>9 wolves
so many taoist sisters

OG Renko requester here for Merth - Using the Adam Bar design for Renko sounds nice!

ottersisters I think we're winning

>>49678064
I'm really sorry for making these so much later

>>49678099
Why are you sorry? It's not like anyone has been upset at you for it. Why would they be?

>>49678137
I don't know

>>49678099
>>49678159
i bewieve in you mweth

Don't patronize me

Fuck you I've been saving that Spongebob reference for years

>nu-spongebob
he's reached a new low

>>49678099
It's OK, I'll be happy to see Renko when she's ready!

>>49678185
>nu-spongebob
Anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSdrf5wGNzI

>9 years ago

M E I R A
M
E
I
R
A
M E I R A

What DOES /jp/hu think of Usami Renko?

>>49678229
why did you capitalize does

>>49678240
/v/hus randomly capitalizing words for emphasis is MY favorite thread quirk

new jackalman just dropped

>>49678289
Fuck off with this spam

>>49678289

>>49678289
20 is looking great

post THAT

sigma sigma on the wall
who's the skibidiest of them all

>>49676380
And you wouldnt?????

>>49678357
SUMIREKO GET OUT

>>49676369
I'm old!

>>49678049
Saki doesnt associate with taoisttrannies anymore THOUGHEVER

sumireko mating press

sumipreggo samsa

Whenever someone writes a specific word in caps I assume they put heavy intonation into that word

cool

*pets you*

>>49678289
I avatarfagged, namefagged, drawfagged, posted meira, posted maridiapy, posted yuuka liking black bulls, posted chynatoilet and I have at least 11 confirmed thread personalities.
But jackalman? he has no place here, it's completely off topic, even the meira spam was related to touhou, this one is just abhorrent
>inb4 jackalmanbroken
Yes, I am, but at least I am not meirabroken, I am a meiraveteran and a meiraloyalist and will serve my meiracountry to my meiradeath. To this end I issue a public order to all drawservants to draw jackalman being beheaded by Meira

meirasissy is jackalmanbroken...

>I avatarfagged, namefagged, drawfagged, posted meira, posted maridiapy, posted yuuka liking black bulls, posted chynatoilet and I have at least 11 confirmed thread personalities.
>But jackalman? he has no place here, it's completely off topic, even the meira spam was related to touhou, this one is just abhorrent
>>inb4 jackalmanbroken
>Yes, I am, but at least I am not meirabroken, I am a meiraveteran and a meiraloyalist and will serve my meiracountry to my meiradeath. To this end I issue a public order to all drawservants to draw jackalman being beheaded by Meira

>>49678416
mai fuarking hero

Jackalman, rape this anon, thank you

>>49678416
I can't believe I post with people like this. You people will sperg out over anything dear god

>>49678416
First divide was between /v/hu and /jp/hu
Second divide is between jackal and meira
Third divide will be the end of us.

>>49678455
/v/hu /jp/hu civil war when?

>>49678455
DIVIDE MY COCK GOTTEM

>>49678481

>>49678455
Hairy and shaved divide

Meira stalked through the misty forests of Gensokyo, her katana glinting under the dim light, ready for any fight. She wasn't expecting Jackalman, that snarling beast from another world, to ambush her out of nowhere. The jackal-faced fucker leaped from the shadows, his claws slashing at her arms before she could react. He pinned her down hard against the damp earth, his hot breath stinking like rotten meat.

"You think you're tough, sword girl?" Jackalman growled, his voice rough as gravel. He ripped her clothes off with one swipe, not giving a shit about her struggles. Meira tried to swing her blade, but he smacked it away, laughing like a maniac. His furry body pressed against hers, and he forced her legs apart, thrusting in without any mercy. She gasped and fought back, but he was too strong, pounding into her like a wild animal.

The pain shot through her, sharp and raw, as he kept going, grunting with every brutal push. Meira's cries echoed in the woods, but no one was coming to save her. He didn't stop until he blew his load deep inside her, creampieing her hard, then pulled out, leaving her bruised and broken on the ground, his laugh fading as he slunk back into the shadows.

>>49678416
MY FVARKING HERO

They are talking about us in the polish thread...

they are talking me ME??? on a different THREAD???? oh heavens what will i do now guess i will shit myself or something. why would they DO that?

>>49678513
sonanoka

haha wow that's interesting or something btw i have explosive diarrhea and my ass burns 24/7 due to my hemorrhoids

>>49678538
mariGOD...I KNEEL

>>49678538
wow me too!

>>49678538
I say this

the pols arent talking about us! you betryaed me!

If you chould choose 3 topics/memes to permanently ban from these threads, which ones would you choose?

>>49678570
Touhou
Gameplay
Drawings

the meira jacklaman war is starting??!? but I haven't packed enough diapeys for this nnnnyyoooooooooooooooo

>>49678570
You
Your favorite 2hu
Your favorite drawfag

I stand on the side of Meira because I can't stand the idea of somebody else being more autistic than me

>>49678587
Goodbye contests
Goodbye Eiki
Goodbye tewibeach

what are you guys talking about?

>>49678570
Marisissy spam (this includes diapers)
Jack*lman shit (impressive how after only 3 days he's already at this point)
Yuricocksucker fag

sex with marisa

>>49678570
gameplay
this guy >>49678597
and this one >>49678608

>begs drawfiends 24/7 to draw hairy stinky women
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>begs drawanimals 24/7 to draw yuri
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME MEIRA

>>49678600
Juan...

>>49678570
Games who respond by not quoting your post
Gameplay
(You) The anon

>>49678633
what

>Hairy stinky women? I'm intrigued, let's get our drawfags on this pronto.
>Yuri? Who needs that.

>>49678638
No I meant guy sorry I just woke up

Why would you get rid of me Merth?

>>49678656

:)

Ooohhhhh I want to cum on a hairy stinky woman's stinky hairs and have my semen get all tangled up in there and it'd be really hard to get out so she'd just leave it there and the smell of my semen would be added to her natural stench forever

>>49678671
>>49678632
You retard

You're forgetting they need to be fat too

What's wrong with gameplay?

>>49678646
you have some awfully shit taste

>>49678676
all 2hus are fat so specifying that they're fat is redundant

>>49678677
Shits boring and idc

>>49678669
wtf new rare marisad just dropped!!

>>49678669
I thought she was pregnant from the thumbnail

>>49678669
HOW RARE IS THIS MARISAD?????

>>49678681
>>49678685

>>49678693
very

>>49678677
>Playing the games

>>49678656
MY HERO CHADOW OUT OF NOWHERE

>>49678693
VERY rare!!!

DDC more like BBC

>>49678705
thats Big Tatar Cock though

If you ban 3 topics by laws of equivalent exchange you need to pick 3 /v/hu anons to bring back to replace them

Who do you bring back?

BRITISH BROADCASTING CHANNEL?!?!?!

BENBENCOCK????

>>49678714
I want ayapervert back

>>49678728
And I want /v/hu back not this gay shit

I WANT MY DIAPEY BACK

YATSUPUSSY????

What Pikmin enemy would each Drawhero be?

>>49678728
I didn't want to be doxxed again though...

>>49678714
ayapervert
tewimom
patrickautist

https://voca.ro/19ASGAYuK2J0

>ayaBACKSTABBER
>>>/v/713821860
>>>/v/713828453

>>49678747
Tewimom posted here just a few days ago

>>49678751
i have dementia

>>49678758
understandable

>>49678750
lmao

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>49678545
FISHE CACA XDDD

>>49678738
Personally I think Merth is a puffy blowhog
Yatsutraitor is a Burrowing Snagret
Tsundereanon is a Yellow Wollywog
Tewimom is so ridiculously easy it doesn't even need to be stated

>cookie
No

>>49678734
/v/hu is kill, it's time to move on ayapregvert

>>49678750
I just want one (ONE) fucking thread where my friends don't disappear man

>>49678795
JACKALED
>GAYGV

>>49678750
TRVKE

>>49678429
sooo many images wow
love ya jackalman

>>49678750
Ayapervert, you're a doxxer

>>49678819
yay

>>49678795
Me and Ayaplapvert be like.

>>49678819
Ah finally

>>49678829
Marisissies and Yuukablackers watching from the chair

>>49678632
>>49678676
Let’s compromise and beg drawfags to draw yuri featuring fat hairy stinky women.

>>49678748
Are these farting sounds? cute :)

>>49678839
something like this?

Tewidolphin...

>cookie

>>49678864
why are cookiefags like this

Who is /jp/hu's public enemy #1?

I still can't stop FARTING

>>49678874
The anon reading this

>>49678871
like what?

>>49678874
Mamislop

thoughts?

I kinda miss the aliceavatarschizo, such a shame some posters have a stick up their ass and won't post here

>>49678892
fuck you ZUN

>>49678892
Reimu mayhaps
Marisa explicitly refers to Reimu there

>>49678911
Looking at the Marisa's script there is nothing there that makes a reference to Reimu
I'm willing to believe it's a reference to Mima

i cant read

>>49678922
learn how to

>>49678925
How is he going to read this?

>>49678928
shit

>>49678919
>Looking at the Marisa's script there is nothing there that makes a reference to Reimu
Meanwhile Reimu's stage 1 starts with her saying
>It sure feels great out.

thoughts?

>>49678944
Hmm point taken.

>>49678947
please see >>49678716

>>49678947
which website is this?

>>49678959
https://chub.ai/characters/Peon/alice-niggagroid-46d6f926428e

>>49678947
Oh boy

>>49678947

>>49678952
Marisa's dialogue is funny like that
At the end of stage 2 she says she wants some tea and next we know stage 3 starts with a theme that has tea in its name
A lot of subtle jokes like that go over peoples head in EoSD

>>713820278
Well you see, /v/hu got depopulated. How, why? First blow was hack and creation of /8/hu. Quite a few important anons then decided to stay there and not return to /v/hu, but /v/hu was still kicking since we still retained our soul, part of actual on-topic posters, potential fresh blood from /v/ catalogue and jannies to hide from and keep us fit. But second, most important blow, has been inflicted with creation of "/jp/"hu". This abomination was born from someone thinking it would be good idea to raid /jp/, and usually it would just end it quick ban of such genius. However this time fate (and jannies) decided to not touch the thread at all, supposedly to spite natives. After it archived, another genius decided to make another one, probably thinking it will be so convenient to move there once and for all, since you have carte blanche to shit all over the place, not caring about quality in the slightest, thus cementing birth of true soulless 24/7 namefag circlejerk general we were accused of being and have been closing to, but here the process finished.
Summing it up with 8 (and other altchans) exodus, now we have dedicated slophole in /diap/, on-topic thread on 8, and /v/hu as a mix of these is dying. That's if we're optimistic, factually it has already died.

All jp/vhu copypastas fucking blow.

dont care. just shat myself

toilet humor also blows

>>49679001
Ralsei

Thoughts on Dan's fat Alice picture?

>>49679013
i want fat yuuka

>>49679021
Sure

When anons used to say "Dan" and "battler" i thought it was a Bakugan joke. You know since the protagonist is called Dan Kuso and he's a bakugan brawler

I NEVER THOUGHT IT'D FEEL THIS GOOD TO QUIT
FAILURE TASTES SO SWEET
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE
FORGIVE ME

>>49679030
outfit is sex at least

>>49679045
yeah wriggle is pretty good

he looks like the cripple in game of thrones

Don't use that word, it's demeaning

game

he's differently abled

>>49679051
Wriggle is always good

wriggle

OH HAYABUSA

IT'S JUST NOT WHAT YOUR USED TA

GOODBYE YAMUTA

I'M JUST TOO COOL FOR YOU

>>49679075
>cookie

This nigga is really afraid of a sweet biscuit with high sugar and fat content. Cookie dough is softer than that used for other types of biscuit, and they are cooked longer at lower temperatures. The dough typically contains flour, sugar, egg, and some type of oil or fat. It may include other ingredients such as raisins, oats, chocolate chips, or nuts. Cookie texture varies from crisp and crunchy to soft and chewy, depending on the exact combination of ingredients and methods used to create them.

Cant we just pretend they are regular 2hus now that no one gives two shits about cookie anymore?

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

I'm Banjo!

can we pretend those airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

I'm already Genjii

>>49679124
walk faster old man

What Touhou would be the Asgore of Touhou?

>>49679134
>o

>>49679134
Alice

>>49679134
You saw NOTHING

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>49679151
i think i did

>>49679159
Its over

"Okay. Dress, check. Hairband, check. Cute... no, not that, don't think about that, Alice."

In the depths of the Forest of Magic sat a lone abode. A white house that was far too pretty considering the surroundings. If one were to look inside, they'd find a single girl standing in the middle of her living room, fretting over her clothes, her body, her hair, everything that might just make a girl like her worry. She took a deep breath as she pulled on her skirt, narrowing her eyes...

"No, this won't do at all. Marisa would just laugh at me for being so high strung for our date..." The blonde muttered to herself as she tugged a little more on her skirt, sighing. "I knew I should've gone to Morichika's. The stuff that washes up in his store has a certain charm, and she'd no doubt..." She continued to trail off as she talked to herself, murmuring on a loop...

The girl, Alice Margatroid, was known as a puppeteer beyond compare. Whatever she wanted to do, she could easily do with her dolls and the strings that commanded them. She was a natural prodigy at magic, and everything she cast or did was like second nature to her. So, why was she so worried about something as simple as a date?

That question had an equally simple answer, and it all relied on the girl that she was interested in. The Ordinary Magician, Kirisame Marisa. She knew that she was an eccentric and impulsive soul, so she didn't quite properly mesh with the puppeteer... and yet, the way they had been working alongside one another to solve incident after incident left an impression on the blonde doll-freak. She just couldn't help fretting over the crush she had developed over these many strange events...

"Hmmm... Haaah... No, this won't..." Alice continued to mutter to herself as she walked back and forth in her living room, rubbing away at her cheeks as she let her imagination run wild. The time for their date rapidly approached, and here she was, worrying about every little detail. It was so unbecoming of her, it was actually kind of sad...

As the young magician continued to think aloud and worry her pants off, two figures slowly stepped around in the windowsills and on the shelves that decorated the living room. Two tiny, minuscule and utterly cute figures. Those being the blonde magician's most important creations. Shanghai and Hourai. twin dolls that she had used again and again, both for emotional support and as ammo during the many duels that arose in Gensokyo.

The two looked to one another, wordlessly communicating as they observed their owner. She seemed so panicked, so utterly out of it, that they definitely needed to do something to fix this problem. Whatever could they do though? She had done so much for them, but when had they ever done something for her? It was vexing, troubling and many other things beyond that.

That's when it hit the two. The black-clad Shanghai jumped down from her hiding spot on the shelf as she snuck into another room, the blue Hourai following behind her as Alice continued to wander back and forth without noticing their presence.

The two of them found what they were looking for moments later, as they opened up a hidden box underneath Alice's bed. A secret compartment, one that she had been careful not to reveal to anybody. Not even her dolls. But unfortunately, her attempts to bless the two with their own sentience had left them being rather... mischievous in their own way. So much so that they both grinned as they reached into the box and pulled out one single garment that was bigger than both of them combined.

Their owner's wonderfully oversized diaper.

Meanwhile, in the adjacent room, the puppeteer finally seemed to calm down as she took a deep breath. "Okay. Alice, this is pointless. You're going to get teased by Marisa regardless of what you do, that's what she tends to do to Reimu and everyone else too, so why are you..." She muttered as she put a hand on her heart, blushing all over her cute face. "...It's because I love her, that's why I'm so worried about her thinking I'm weird. That has to be it, isn't it..?"

Her continued fretting was soon cut off as she heard something bump up against the door, prompting her to look towards her bedroom... and that worried and loving blush on her cheeks suddenly turned into pure embarrassment as she saw both of her dolls lugging one of her deepest secrets into the room. "Wh- How? What? Why!?" She started shouting as she nearly dove towards the diaper, trying to snatch it out of their little hands to hide it away once more...

Unfortunately for the taller magician, the dolls had size as an advantage. Using their magical power, they both flew out of the path of her dive, resulting in one grounded girl that was now left utterly vulnerable to whatever those two cheeky things wanted to do to her. A small giggle left their inanimate lips as Shanghai pulled out her sword, causing a worrying aura to grow from her form.

>>49679193
"Nnnghh... How did they even..." Alice muttered as she turned onto her back, only to suddenly shriek as she felt the doll's blade brush up against her skin. She could feel her face getting drenched in sweat as she was swiftly disrobed, leaving her completely naked, not even her flimsy and grandmotherly panties being spared such a fate. Her arms quickly darted to cover up her breasts and her crotch, almost on instinct because there was no way that the two dolls would actually use the moment to tease her...

What they would do, however, was toy with her mind. Something that Hourai had gotten quite good at after attempts to puppeteer some of the lesser dolls at the puppeteer's insistence. Strings flew from the less detailed hands of the doll, as the larger girl suddenly felt her body growing limp and her arms dart to her side. "S-Stop, don't do this... M-Marisa's going to be here soon, she's going to bully me over all of this..."

Shanghai's small and fingerless doll hand slid over the larger girl's lips to quiet her down, prompting her to instead gulp and pout as she was being treated like a child... Which...

A little sniffle reached both dolls' ears as their blonde master started to sob. They had realized why she had hidden away the diaper, and most importantly why she was fretting so much. At her core, she was still a big baby, and she just didn't know what to do. But that was okay. They were here for her.

"N-No, that's..." Alice muttered as she saw the memories of her lonely days flash before her eyes. Cuddling with emotionless and cute dolls in bed, all while garbed in nothing but that enormous diaper that covered up most of her midsection and enough of her thighs that her knees were in danger of being covered just the same. She certainly loved just having fun in private like that, but that didn't mean she was a baby at heart! Hourai was doing something to her mind, and she didn't like it one bit!

"S-Stahp!" The blonde magician shouted, only for her eyes to widen as a bit of drool ran down her chin. She realized that she was slurring her speech, and her sight grew blurrier the more the blue doll messed with her mind. Forcing those infantile thoughts to the forefront and making them the most important part of her personality. After all, only babies played with dolls. Whether it was the cute ones or the independent ones like her...

Her mommy dolls...

Hourai seemed to smile as the strings returned to her 'hands' while she dragged the diaper over, opening it up properly as she pushed it underneath the infantilized girl's bottom. She had successfully puppeteered the proper baby mindset into her master's head, now she just needed to look the part.

Shanghai lifted the drooling blonde's legs to make it easier for the blue-clad doll to push the middle of her enormous diaper through her legs. It wasn't a small feat given the sheer thickness, but thankfully since there weren't many adult smarts or resistance left in Alice's head, they had all the time in the world. Even as her stomach started to rumble and a little bit of gas started to slip out of that pitiful butt.

Once the middle had been successfully pushed through that gap, it was easy for both dolls to coordinate their efforts, taping up the diaper and making sure that it was snugly snapped shut. They pushed their tiny 'hands' up against the plush padding to check, before nodding to one another as they confirmed that they had done a good job.

And not a second too soon, as it turned out moments later. Big baby Alice strained and groaned as she felt a cramp building in her belly. A cramp that Hourai had specifically pushed into her mind after making sure that she thought of the two dolls as her mommies. "M-Mommyyyy... A-Alice poopy..." She slurredly muttered as she struggled to sit up, to no avail since she couldn't get a proper grip with her little weak feeties.

The pain soon subsided as she let out a satisfied gasp, and in turn, her diaper started doing its job. Containing the huge mess that slid out of her hole and started filling up every little inch of space in there. There was quite an amount of space that needed to be filled, but with how her body had been toyed with, that wasn't an issue. She pushed and pushed, feeling better and more satisfied as time went on. Her nipples quickly grew erect as she drooled, pushing every little inch of intellect that was left in her head straight into that padding.

...Saki tribute
https://files.catbox.moe/q5ktve.mp4

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And what a mess she made. Though her diaper was big enough to cover up her tummy and most of her thighs, it was still left completely dwarfed by the sheer size of her poopies. Not even seconds after it had left her belly, the massive snake that made up most of the load had slithered its way around her legs three times over, causing her diaper to sink and sag as it quickly grew a dirty and disgusting brown. And that was just the solid stuff, it started falling further down as she added on all of the watery manure that pooled up inside of the proverbial mountain that was her mess. And to top things off, her weak bladder gave way, leaving the front of her diaper to turn quite squishy and yellow due to all the pee that was being lapped up by the absorbent fabric...

Both dolls hugged their drooling little baby, as the two suddenly heard a knock on the door. They looked to one another, as a devilish look became visible in their otherwise emotionless eyes.

"Aaaaalice? Yooooo? Where are you, da ze?" The voice of Marisa came from beyond the door, as she kept knocking until she received an answer. She couldn't believe that she had been seemingly stood up by the puppeteer. Normally, she was the one scolding her over being late or not punctual or anything, but here she had been, ready for her and everything. It was so weird...

"Eeh..." She muttered to herself as she adjusted her hat, only to slip a little device out of her pocket. "Well if she's not answering, I just have to do this the hard way, da ze." The blonde in black and white muttered as she concentrated a bit of magic on the lock, blowing it open as she stepped inside.

What she saw the second she stepped into the living room, and what she smelt, immediately caused her to flinch in shock. Leaving her... utterly vulnerable to Hourai's manipulation. She could hardly tell that something was slipping into her head until it was too late.

"Wh-Wha... guh... gaa..." Her eyes grew unfocused as a slip of drool ran down her chin. It took much less time for her brain to be rewired in just the right way, as evident by the growing stench from her poor panties hidden behind her dress. It sure was a good thing that Mama Shanghai was coming over with a diaper for her big witchy baby too, something that made the unfocused witch giggly as a pool of yellow gathered at her feet.

Shanghai and Hourai shared a glance as Marisa was laid down beside the big stinky baby, while her diaper slowly started to expand in the same fashion that the puppeteer's had. They were really made for one another, that much was evident by the way they started to cuddle and play with one another despite the heavy loads between their legs. And to make things that much better, they still got their 'playdate'! All in all, the two dolls had done such a good job.

A stray thought came to their minds as they looked out of the door, into the forest of magic... And a grin crept onto their faces, a proper one as their mouths began to animate. So many unhappy girls needed a pair of helpful mommies, so they could forget everything and just enjoy babyhood like their Master had...

So many future babies and the two dolls had all the time in the world to make them realize what they truly were...

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Nogooningbros did we fuarking lose

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FINALLY SOME GOOD STUFF

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so cute and so canon

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yay

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The midday sun bathed Tenshi Hinanawi's room in a warm glow, making the girl within seem almost like the creature she was named after. That is, if angels dwelt in adult-sized cribs and filled their mouths with pacifiers. If angels wore to bed rompers and thick diapers, and went to sleep with the bottom half of the former undone and their hands jammed down the front of the latter. If angels kept waking her up with their inane demands until the sun was almost up, and were still dozing at noon….

Iku approached the crib with a mixture of apprehension and annoyance. It was supposed to act as a sort of bedtime enforcer for Tenshi, keeping her from her computer after she was locked in. But with her smartphone and DS, both of which currently lay beside her in the crib, it hardly helped. As she tiptoed through the scattered game cartridges and discarded toys to approach her, she couldn't help but notice a buzzing noise.

Peering into the crib, Iku's frustration deepened. Tenshi was curled up in a fetal position, showing her the rainbow-colored wings of her diaper. The buzzing was coming within that diaper, meaning that once again she’d fallen asleep masturbating and had been unable to turn her toys off. Her futanari cock was semi-erect, judging from the large tent in the front of the diaper, and it smelled like it had been very active over the night. Tenshi’s whole room was smelly, but from directly above she seriously reeked of not just cum, but also piss and pussy juice. Her swollen and yellowed diaper was supposed to seal these scents in, but couldn’t very well do that with her hand down the front.

Tenshi was not a bedwetter. As a celestial who got to eat several of the sacred peaches per day, her internal sphincters were as strong as iron rope. She simply peed herself because she was too lazy to go to the bathroom.

Iku, on the other hand, did need protection for her irritable urethra and these days also her bowels. She didn’t mind wearing them; they were comfortable and nice for some fun at the end of the day. Unfortunately, Tenshi had caught her pleasuring herself in them one evening. She had been happy when Tenshi had asked to try out some of her padding, but much less happy when the celestial brat had decided she liked them and declared them hers from that moment forward. That’s why Iku was now clad in thin purple pull-ups which kept her in a cycle of worrying and changing all day long.

As Iku thought about their padding, her crotch began to tingle, and she felt her own much tinier futa cock stiffening in its protection. As usual, another itch now flared up in her crotch, and with a tinkling noise pee suddenly started spilling from above her pussy into her pull-ups. She gritted her teeth and tried to clench her urethra, but she couldn’t stop her bladder from emptying. Her pull-up could hold no more, Iku knew from experience. She had to change….

At that moment Tenshi stirred and rolled over onto her back, her eyes fluttering open and her shlicking hand going back into motion as she groggily registered Iku's presence. The celestial brat emitted a disgruntled or possibly horny noise, though both her volume and intent were muffled by the pacifier. Her eyes opened more, and she gradually stopped masturbating and pushed the pacifier partially out of her mouth. "Why’d you wake me up, Iku? I wash having a great dream."

Iku crossed her arms, her patience wearing thin. "You should be grateful I let you sleep this long after your little gaming spree last night. What kind of celestial envoy stays up until 4 AM playing on a DS?"

Tenshi pouted, sucking her pacifier back in her mouth before pushing it out again. "I'm not in the mood for your lectures, Iku. Just let me go back to sleep.”

Ignoring the whining, Iku took a moment to survey the spectacle. The celestial brat's diaper normally reached up to her ribcage as it was sized for Iku’s ampler butt, but with all the use Tenshi had gotten out of it over the night it, her belly button was visible. She wondered why she even bothered filling Tenshi’s diaper with toys if she just flicked her bean and jacked her cock manually anyway. How did someone of Tenshi's blood turn out so disgraceful?

"Iku, seriously, quit staring. It's creepy," Tenshi grumbled, shifting uncomfortably.

Ignoring the complaint and her own girldick, Iku focused on checking the night diaper. The celestial envoy squirmed as Iku deftly squeezed her padding, and began groping herself again.

“Hand out of the diaper,” Iku commanded.

“But my arm’s asleep,” came the whining response.

Iku shook her head. Grabbing Tenshi’s arm with both hands, she gently pulled it out of her diaper. "You seriously need to grow up, Tenshi.”

Tenshi just kept complaining, of course. "Can't I get a little privacy? You don't have to treat me like a baby just because I overslept. Can’t an adult woman have a little fun?“

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he keeps cumming and cumming how can I compete

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Iku let Tenshi rant as she redid the tapes on her diaper. Then, gently but firmly, she reached out and plucked the pacifier from Tenshi's mouth.

"Iku! That's mine! Give it back!" Tenshi exclaimed, her voice tinged with irritation.

Iku sighed wearily, her patience wearing thinner by the second. "Tenshi, you're too old for this. You need to start acting your age."

Tenshi's lower lip jutted out in a dramatic pout, her arms crossing over her chest in a display of defiance. "But I like it! It helps me relax. You don't understand."

Iku shook her head, exasperated. "Tenshi, you can't keep relying on childish comforts forever. It's time to face reality and… Mm!”

A powerful acrid odor filled her nostrils. Her eyes watered; she felt like her brain was on fire. She staggered back and fell on her behind, squishing her wet pull-ups into her skirt. As her head cleared, she noticed Tenshi laughing her ass off. She had her right hand, the same one that had spent the whole morning in her diaper, raised right up to where her nose had been.

Iku tried to get up, but her head was still spinning. The burning sensation twisted down her spine, and made its final home in her crotch. As she clenched her legs to stand, she heard a psssssht, and the leg gathers of her pull-ups suddenly grew quite hot. Soon urine was spilling down her legs as she desperately clutched her crotch and Tenshi pointed and laughed. She felt even more light-headed, and staggered as she thought of fainting.

“Ahaha! You incontinent old hag.” Tenshi was sat up in her crib, grinning as she gave her own wet diaper a rub. “I guess I’ll have to pee myself so you feel less embarrassed. Aren’t I so nice to do that for you?”

Iku blushed as she undid her long flowing skirt, feeling for the invisibly darker pee stains on the black fabric. As she spread it flat on Tenshi’s dresser, she heard her voice again.

“Hey, Iku.”

Iku turned her head back. Tenshi was on her knees, with one arm wrapped around a bar of her crib. Her romper was almost fully unbuttoned, providing a lewd window of Tenshi’s skin bookended on the top by her small perky tits and on the bottom by her gorgeous fat thighs. Her hips jutted out, putting her big thick diaper and its rainbow pony prints front and center as she stroked it deliberately with two fingers.

“Wanna sniff…?” She asked in such a casual, open-ended way, like she didn’t know exactly what she was doing and wasn’t calculating every movement of hers to provoke her. As Iku’s cock and clit both throbbed against her piss-soaked pull-up, she nodded and abandoned her skirt. With shaking hands, she began unlocking Tenshi’s crib.

“Ahaha, I can even see your chub. It’s so teeny!” Now that Tenshi had Iku going, she abandoned her seductive pose like she’d never been striking it and laid back to give herself more space to point at her servant.

“This is why I keep you in pull-ups. I’d never be able to see your tiny youkai erection if you were in big-girl diapers like these,” she said, pressing around the front of her diaper to flatter her own very noticeable cock bulge. “Can you imagine that? I’d be unable to tell when my very own maid was going to sexually assault me. Though I guess I probably wouldn’t notice even if you did manage to penetrate me, teehee.”

With a clack, the lock finally opened. Iku jammed the bars of the crib back in their slot and buried her face in Tenshi’s diaper. That acrid wedge of a scent put itself back in her brain, penetrating all the way to the back of her head where it was stopped by her soft, cold hand tousling her hair and massaging her scalp. Iku’s own hands jammed into the waistband of her pull-ups, fighting each other to be the first to assuage their owner’s generally burning crotch.

Before Iku’s hands could settle on her microcock and sopping wet pussy, Tenshi pulled her head in and began manipulating it back and forth. Iku puckered up her lips and began to shower the padded tip of her cock with kisses. As she did, the plastic surface of the diaper began to become hot and slippery.

Tenshi was peeing, she realized. She kissed harder, and she began to hear the running-water noise. In her pull-up, her fingernails finally made it past the folds of her vulva, and her other hand’s fingers closed around her cock.

Tenshi began twitching, and Iku dutifully worked with her charge’s tight grip to snuffle her face harder into her diaper. She locked her legs around Iku’s shoulders, and then she bucked, and then like a geyser spurted her semen right under Iku’s nose. The pee trickled to a stop.

Iku kept going; she still hadn’t came yet, and the scent was even more intoxicating now; she licked and filled her mouth with the stench; she was getting closer….

“Let go, pervert!” Iku dug her fingers into her pussy, intent on cumming before complying.

“I said let go!” A foot dug into Iku’s sternum, and as she recoiled retching Tenshi planted another foot on her face, kicking her back on her butt.

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Don't goon for 10 days

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When Iku regained enough of her senses to look back, Tenshi’s legs were hanging crossed over the edge of the crib, and she was pouting.

“S-Sorry, Eldest Daughter.”

“You’d better be sorry,” Tenshi said offhandedly as she picked up her phone.

“I-Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? We could play squash, or kemari, o-or maybe we could go see a movie…?”

“Hmm.” Tenshi tapped on her phone. “Those all sound like they involve leaving my room. I don’t wanna do that.”

“We could have an activity here, then….”

Tenshi started tapping her phone harder, her expression growing angrier by the tap. She slammed it down into the mattress and glared at Iku. “I don’t want to do an activity! I want to stay in bed and masturbate all day!”

Iku’s expression hardened, and she crossed her arms to go with it. “Tenshi, that’s enough. You’re becoming less and less marriageable with each passing day of laziness.”

Tenshi threw the covers off, sitting up with a defiant glare. “Who cares about marriage? I’m a celestial! I can do whatever I want!”

Iku’s eyes narrowed. As a youkai bound to Heaven she wasn’t ordinarily supposed to get anywhere near celestials, and she gotten this job more because no one who knew what it entailed wanted it rather than because she was ever actually trained for it, but if she needed to act like a strict governess, then that was what she would do. “You may be a celestial, but you’re also a representative of the Hinanawi family. It’s about time you started acting like one instead of wasting your days in bed.”

Tenshi’s face flushed. “Why do you always nag me, Iku? Can’t you just let me be?”

Iku stepped closer, her voice low and firm. “Because I care about you, Tenshi. You have potential, but you’re squandering it. I won’t let you throw your future away.”

Tenshi glared at her, her fists clenched. “Who’s in charge here?”

“You.”

Her frown turned into a smile. “So there! I’ll throw this day away as I very well please, cumming like crazy in my thick, soggy diapers.” Then her face flickered as it did when she remembered things. “If only your stupid phone app would work….”

Iku rushed to Tenshi’s side, her concern overridden by the affront to her technical skills. “Show me.”

Tenshi logged back into her phone and pulled up the app Iku had customized for her. “I’ve tried turning all of my buzzies off and on again, but they aren’t doing anything. Fix it!”

“You want to turn your vibrators off?” The buzzing noise was quite loud, and she had felt it when her face had been buried in Tenshi’s diaper.

“I want to turn them on! I want to feel good!”

Sighing, Iku opened the settings. So that she wouldn’t be micromanaged, she gave Tenshi a magic wand which was soon turned to max and eliciting horny screams as it ground against her diapered cock. Now substantively alone, she looked into what was wrong.

The two bullet vibrators taped to Tenshi’s cock, the one on her clit, and the one in her vagina were indeed off. Being run all night and all morning, they had ran out of battery. As for the balloon in her womb and the beads in her bladder, they weren’t electric.

It was the massive set of beads in her ass making the buzzing noise. Tenshi didn’t seem to even realize it was there. Perhaps her ass had gone numb from having it humming inside there for so long? That was a problem Iku would eventually have to solve. For now, she turned them off to save battery.

As Tenshi jerked herself against the wand, Iku approached her side. Slipping her hands through the leak guards, she summoned electricity through her fingertips and guided it into the crevices of her crotch where the toys were lodged.

Like magic, the buzzies all sprang to life. Iku couldn’t tell how much impact this had, though, as about 70% of the shock grounded itself right through Tenshi’s soft genital tissue, giving her enough stimulation to drown out any combination of toys. Iku just hoped people outside couldn’t hear the squealing.

With the brat occupied, it was a good time to change herself. After letting her fingers briefly glide over a proper diaper with a cute crocodile print, she dutifully selected a pull-up just like the one she had on and lay down on the changing table, pulling her shirt up to her bra. She ripped the sopping padding off and began wiping herself.

As she watched Tenshi jacking off furiously herself, and unfinished as she was, each strand of sticky girlcum Iku swept away begat another. Soon she admitted to herself that what she was doing was not cleaning but masturbating.

That mental block gone, she began wiping inside her vagina. As Tenshi flipped over and began humping her wand, she started squeezing her nipples and working more knuckles into her pussy. Her eyes were locked on her fap material, and she was coming close again. But then she noticed something.

Tenshi was staring back.

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Iku laughed as her mind raced ahead of her. “My pussy’s all open. Wanna stick your cock in and make both of us cum?”

“Ew, no.” Tenshi lay down on the magic wand, squinting in light orgasm for a few seconds before bringing herself back up. “You’re not getting me to take a break from my masturbation that easily.”

“But why not?” Iku whined.

“Let me count.” Tenshi sprung from her crib. “One: you don’t deserve it. You’ve been very rude and incompetent today and you got my floor dirty with your piss.”

“Two.” She toddled over, keeping her wand close to her diaper. “Who would want your dusty hag pussy? Aside from being so bored-out already I could walk through your entrance, and reeking to the high heavens, you’re so superannuated that I’m worried I’d break your hip or something if I fucked you. Then I’d have to train a successor, and what a drag that would be.”

“Three, I have a perfectly good sexual partner already.” She straddled Iku’s leg. “My diaper is nice and tight, and wet when I pee in it. It doesn’t lecture me about bullshit all day, and it lets me rest when I’m tired. Frankly, you’re obsolete.”

As Tenshi began to hump her magic wand along with Iku’s knee, she slid a hand into Iku’s pussy and started scratching its front wall. “I’ll have pity on you and let you orgasm, even if my hand will smell for days. So cum, you useless cuck cunt!”

With that, she stuck out two fingers in her vagina and drove them into her depths. Iku convulsed around Tenshi’s hand, and her head filled with stars as she squirted all over her charge’s arm and sprayed her belly with semen. When Tenshi let go she was a ragged, twitching mess of an oarfish, unable to move so much as her arms for more than a few minutes at a time. She used this limited capability to gesture at the baby powder.

“What, you want me to wipe and powder you?”

Iku nodded.

Tenshi burst out into laughter. “Who’s the Celestial and who’s the Youkai here, huh? I’m not your servant, do it yourself.”

Iku tried, but she was still weak. She wiped off the thin and small load of semen well enough, and then she managed to grab the bottle of powder after a few grasps, but when she tried to sprinkle it on herself it went everywhere. She did this three times before she felt she had enough on, and each time Tenshi mocked her harder. As she rubbed it in, she felt another itch in her urethra and dribbled pee all over the table. After that she had to do everything again. It was ten minutes before she finally pulled up her new pull-ups.

Curtsying, Iku declared her exit to much rejoicing from the Elder Daughter. She resolved to go to her room and cry in her pillow.

After taking the first step out and hearing the door click behind her, she had a terrible revelation.

Her skirt was still in Tenshi’s room.

That was why the gardener was staring.

Iku turned back on the door, shaking the handle up and down and trying to knock as discreetly as possible. Only laughter came back from inside.

“Have a nice walk!”

Can /jp/hu even be defended at this point

Can /jp/hu even be offensive at this point

ayapervert was right

ayapervert was wrong

Ayapervert needs to be raped

Should I post Touhou: Youkai Yearning and Diaper Desires OR Adventures of a Fecal Fox and a Crappy Cat by pooplover12

Can someone explain the appeal of spamming these threads with this? Unironically, because I don't get it. No one finds it funny, and it doesn't get the threads deleted. Do you just like to momentarily inconvenience people?

yeah

poop is funny

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all me btw

What if Merth's gf was in this thread right now?

But it's not funny...

What if Merth's gf was the one behind diaperposting?

What if tewimom's husband was in this thread right now?

ayapervert jobbed to jackalman

Do you often think of Merth's gf?

103 is black

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I've seen her instagram so yeah.

Touhou: Youkai Yearning and Diaper Desires

“So all I have to do is figure out what’s going on?” Reimu asked, placing her hand on her hip. In twenty years of purifying Gensokyo of malicious youkai, she’d never turned down a request to help out a human village as the resident shrine maiden to the area. This seemed different though from the fact that Yukari wasn’t telling her any details about the occurrence, causing her to worry as a human village here was rather abnormal.

Yukari nodded calmly, “I suspect it’s some sort of peculiar phenomenon twisting and prodding the boundaries around the village. I’d consider dealing with it, but that would mean leaving my bedroom," the Youkai leaned against a collection of plush pillows and yawned, indicating that she wished to return to her slumber, "and if I don’t have to I’d rather not.”

The priestess flicked her long black hair and sighed. “Another day of investigating strange occurrences... I suppose I’d better go help this village then.” With a smile, the young woman turned and left through the paper door from the lazy blonde. Her attitude was rather devil-may-care as Reimu was fully unaware of the peril she was about to step into.

She reached the village just as the sun was setting, her flight making it a breeze to travel and she'd made it in record time. She landed at the edge of the buildings that made up the small human town. “This is deep into Gensokyo, further than these kinds of things would normally travel. I hope I’m not too late to stop... whatever is happening here.”

With a joyful bound, Reimu moved through the seemingly deserted town. Her red skirt billowed on the night air as she approached the sliding paper door of a home. “Hello? Local shrine maiden here, anybody home?”

The call received no answer, but she could plainly hear the noises of shuffling on the other side, indicating someone was definitely home. There was brief consideration that breaking in would be met with a negative reaction, but as the final rays of the sun disappeared behind the horizon Reimu knew she had little time before the evening when Youkai would appear and she’d rather not deal with them.

The door to the home slid open easily, but the sight in front of her was a bit difficult to comprehend. Before her on the floor mats sat two adults, and while they were each a little older than the priestess herself, their clothes and actions sure didn’t show it.

One of them, a male, rolled onto his stomach giving the priestess full view of the cushy white padding cradling his bottom and groin. He babbled incoherently, facing away from her as if preoccupied with something else. Besides the obvious diaper, he was naked, yet he didn’t seem to feel embarrassed about his attire. “He seems to be struggling just to crawl…” the priestess noted.

Next to him a woman who was most likely his wife sat upright, focusing more on sucking her toe than the sudden intruder to their home. She wasn’t as naked as her companion, instead wearing a kimono that wrapped around her diaper. Still, her outfit barely hid the plastic shell of her nappy in its bulky form leaving her padding as apparent as her partner’s.

Reimu rushed away from the house and to the next building over to find a few more people waiting for her dressed in similarly babyish attire. “What’s going on here?!” she called out, confused as to what could possible do this to an entire town.

She got her answer as moonlight began to bathe the town in its cool glow and a myriad of small creatures marched into town from the road and into the homes full of baby-brained adults. “Servant Youkai!” Reimu exclaimed, “So someone did this to them and is having servants come and handle them at night, but why?”

“That’s rather simple actually.” A familiar voice from behind her said casually, “I decided to toy with these humans after widening the boundary around Gensokyo to swallow this little town.”

The dark-haired priestess turned in surprise to see Yukari Yakumo standing behind her. The one who’d sent her all the way out here had done this and Reimu walked right into her trap. There were lots of questions about why she’d betray the priestess and what it meant for her, but at the moment she decided to jump, taking flight in an attempt to escape.

The boundary spirit was ready for that however and followed her with ease, blocking her path of escape. “I think not,” she said, slightly amused, “you’ll be joining my little nursery town, priestess. It’s not complete without its adorable little shrine maiden after all.”

With a smirk, Yukari began radiating bursts of magical energy in a circle around her. Reimu did her best to dodge and weave between them, firing back with her spells when she could. Unfortunately, her speed at this close proximity was no match for the foe in front of her, causing her to take several blasts of magic head-on.

Ayapervert did it funnier

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“Ugh.” Reimu groaned, feeling their effects not as pain but rather as a force to change her. Between her legs her thin underwear expanded and poofed out, growing into an extremely thick diaper that forced her thighs apart and made it difficult to fly. “I can’t let her do that to me…” the priestess groaned, thinking of the regressed adults below.

Her dodging of the Youkai’s power was all but impossible now that her underwear had morphed though, and several more inevitable shots left her bladder feeling full and she was slowly approaching the ground. Before long she and Yukari were in the same spots at the center of the town except now Reimu was on her knees.

She was stuck in a desperate struggle to halt her bladder from letting loose into the waiting diaper as the spirit’s magic affected her body. Her resistance was quickly proved futile as warm pee soaked into the absorbent core of her nappy despite her best efforts, leaving her to quiver in disbelief.

“Ahhh,” she said shakily, tugging up her skirt to examine the swelling, yellow-stained padding, “I can’t believe I did that… Does that mean I’ll be like them?” Reimu asked, gesturing to the other adult babies in the village.

“Hohoho not yet,” Yukari said with a laugh, “That’ll only happen after you finish your little performance. You’ll end up dumping all your grown-up thoughts into that padding.”

Reimu’s eyes went wide as she clutched her now growling stomach with a gurgle making its way down. Based on the strength of the cramping she didn’t have much time to come up with a plan before she was just another resident of this strange nursery town.

Ayapervert vs 103 crash out who was more justified

>>49679331
I have her nudes so yeah.

Nope, sorry, none of the above posts are funny. So I'm restarting the conversation.

I'm going to do something experimental and write a stream of conciousness and do you know what a stream of conciousness is well ill tell you a stream of conciousness is when you just write everythign the very thfirst thing that comes to mind you don't really do typo checks tyou don't correct your writing you just write it is pure it is the thought train as it normally goses and i want to capture it here for you that's eight you /v/hu will have my pure unrated fultered thoughts hisami i want you all to know that you people are so fucking obnoxious and rude and also like i feel that thought despite this you still are better to hang around talk to twith and i want you to know i hate you but also don't hate you except the shitposting fucks marisa jackalman why you people ar eliteral scum i hate you you only srve to make this thread worse and worse and why find something better to dow ith your life anything please for the love of God do you have that do you love God I don't think so otherwise your life would be better and now I want instead to talk about Mountain of Faith its such a beautiful game I don't awan to play it yet since its summer not autumn but its a truly beautiful game and i want you to know you should play it it might be the peak of the touhou franchise and i think that we all need a little kanako in our life a little bit of rita s all i need a little bit of you makes me your man

God that is exhausting

FINALLY GOOD POSTS!!

Link?

HE COME TO TOWN

ESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP TALKING ABOUT 103, I'D UNDERSTAND IF HE WAS A GREAT ARTIST OR A LOLCOW OR A GIRL BUT HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST MID GUY IN EXISTENCE, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN TALKING ABOUT THE MOST MID GUY IN EXISTENCE AND WANT HIM TO RETURN AFTER HE LEFT BECAUSE OF YOU
>HURR DURR NIGGER NIGGER NOSE NOSE NIGGER KILL YOURSELF I'M GONNA STALK YOU ON TWITTER AND OTHER BOARDS
>UUUUUU PLEASE COME BACK WE DIDN'T MEAN IT
FUCK YOU, WHO THE FUCK CARES. AND BEFORE YOU SAY "HEE HEE 103BROKEN" IT'S NOT HIS FAULT, IT'S YOU NAMEFAG OBSESSED FAGGOTS' FAULT, DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR LIFE

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP TALKING ABOUT YATSUTRAITOR, I'D UNDERSTAND IF SHE WAS A BAD ARTIST OR A LOLCOW OR A GUY BUT HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST MID GUY IN EXISTENCE, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN TALKING ABOUT THE MOST MID GIRL IN EXISTENCE AND WANT HIM TO DRAW YATSUHASHI
>HURR DURR YATSUTRAITOR SPIC FEET TURK KEB00B KILL YOURSELF I'M GONNA STALK YOU ON TWITTER AND /JP/
>UUUUUU PLEASE DRAW GIANTESSES YATSUHASHI WE DIDN'T MEAN IT
FUCK YOU, WHO THE FUCK CARES. AND BEFORE YOU SAY "HEE HEE YATSUBROKEN" IT'S NOT HER FAULT, IT'S YOU NAMEFAG OBSESSED FAGGOTS' FAULT, DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR LIFE

>>49679380
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59718433

>>49679396
YUM

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP TALKING ABOUT MARISISSY, I'D UNDERSTAND IF HE WAS A GOOD POSTER OR HAS GOOD HYGIENE BUT HE'S LITERALLY THE SMELLIEST SISSY IN EXISTENCE, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN TALKING ABOUT THE STINKIEST POSTER IN EXISTENCE AND WANT HIM TO SHART HIS DIAPEY
>HURR DURR MARISISSY LOVES COOM MARISISSY LOVES MEIRA
>UUUUUU PLEASE IM IN NEED OF CHANGE
FUCK YOU, WHO THE FUCK CARES. AND BEFORE YOU SAY "HEE HEE DIAPEYBROKEN" IT'S NOT HIS FAULT, IT'S YOU NAMEFAG OBSESSED FAGGOTS' FAULT, DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR LIFE

Both of those posts are correct

This is what i meant when i said /jp/hu copypastas suck. I wrote the 103 one out of boredom and here we are, pretending it's the peak of comedy.

103 just posted...

Take a drink each time a drawfag gets mentioned

>>49679438
Sorry Tewimom, you know we can't control autistic spammers...

Who cares, where is Merth?

>>49679449
I'M NOT TEWIFUCK

>>49679451
Exactly what TewiOoTHyruleField would say...

>>49679457
TP Hyrule Field is emptier you know...

I LVOE SHITTING MY DIAPER

im feeling helpless and frustrated, gonna lay in my crib a bit

Mima save me

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

mima sama why did you do that...

GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW
YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
GET OFF NOW

MERTH WHERE ARE YOU?

A friend saw these at a con.

>>49679505
Tell your friend I said hi :)

>>49679507
he "waves back"

>>49679508
CHIYARI LOOKS LIKE THAT??

>>49679504
he got slaughtered by jackalman

>>49679504
drawing

>>49679533
draw this guy >>49679508

>>49679535
why

>>49679533
draw mima

>>49679536
because i want to see what a hidoues monster would look like in your art style

>>49674944 (OP)
>aw sweet tf2 thread
>it's just 2huniggers

>>49679541
it's cool but not 2hu

>>49679546
okay then how about he cosplay's as Reimu?

>>49679545
Wrong board?

>>49679549
no

>>49679551
he's reposting old shit from ancient /v/ threads, ignore him

>>49679556
no

>>49679551
>>49679556
I'm reminding you of your past, I've come to haunt you

Is it really worth it?

/v/hu posters need to be banned, or at least banished to /jp/ where they belong, like the old days.

>>49679559
Fine, then talk to him. Ask him about his day while you're at it.

I wish I could draw outside of making sprites

>>49679545
How was your day? Can I call you tf2anon now?

>>49677651
>>49677798
Thank you so much for the bug reports and feedback for the second time now, just playing it means the world to me.
>walls
I actually fixed this already but I uploaded the wrong build, sorry about that.
>mobile
You made me look into it and the modern guidelines do allow that, so maybe I will.
>7 damage
Yeah, balancing is something I'll need to do eventually.

>>49679563
He won didn't he, he got what he wanted

>>49679570
Show your sprites