Thread 49680191

FUN FACT:

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Fvark

yay

>>49680188
looks like shit

>>49680198
Actually you can see a Miyoi and I think a Takane on the cards, so that's technically false

>>49680205
pretty sure its meant to be inside a sphere or a cylinder

I will cum on Yacchie next.

>>49680214
looks like shit
Merth can do ot better

What's considered newhu

>>49680214
360 image

>>49680170
Why doesn't she just visit Eirin?

>>49680214
Yeah, you can upload it to a site like this if you wanna see it
https://renderstuff.com/tools/360-panorama-web-viewer/

>>49680188
where is this image from?

>>49680228
Pixiv, it's new so Saucenao doesn't have it indexed yet

>>49680228
>>49678886

Post exclusive /v/hu imagery

>>49680231
which drawfag??

>>49680188
>Aya at the center
Does this mean anything?

>>49680253
>ayapervert was here

Please, make an anchor post somewhere near the beginning of each thread for the contests while they are ongoing. I don't want to interact with those threads beyond that and passing through 600~900 posts even with ctrl+f is tiresome.

nah

no

>>49680188
Please remove the extra lines on cirno's face, they are kinda annoying

>>49680253
Clearly, he is in love with ayapervert

>>49680260
I'm anchoring your post.

DRAWTRAITOR!!!

>>49680272
>red eyes

>ayapervert ayapervert ayapervert
Whats with sudden popularity spike? He isnt even here

>>49680287
>He isnt even here
That applies to most anons

Talk about me!

I am here though but nobody seems to remember me

>>49680287
Backstabbed us for 8

MAI SATONO I DEMAND THAT I BE REMEMBERED

>>49680287
The post he made about us was funny

mai satono i demand useless things that i do not need

>>49680305
where?

>>49680311
>>49678750

>>49680307
Before >>49460230, which was the beginning of /jp/hu, demanding Okina was posted twice on /jp/, according to warosu. Okina's first request on /jp/,
>>47597178
>Mai, Satono, I demand an army of schizophrenic servants.
while probably meaning something else, was fulfilled by the coming of /jp/hu, now that I think of it.

>>49679616
Cute Renko!

List of anons I miss:
Cryingbenbengyateanon
Wholesomebyakurenposter
Bumplimitdancegifposter
Kutakagoodmorningposter
Maniwanttofuckafairycatboxlinker
Therealeikijanitor
Dancingjurassicnyanyanposter
Seijadarlingposter

>>49680295
I still remenber you Okinafriend

>>49675638
Wriggle and Mystia in 1870s Virginia City? Very specific I know and idk if requests are still being taken, it's just something that came to me and an old-timey pic seems funny.
>>49676189
My own Renko fic is sitting at roughly 55k words and counting so far so there is some truth to this. Also see >>49676195
>>49676863
I did give him that semi-backhanded criticism with likening his older stuff to pelo-reddit-adjacent meme bait tbf but I do genuinely enjoy watching what he tries and how he improves as a touhou creative, even before realizing he was apparently just a couple blocks down this whole time.
On that note, I do wish I was fated to chat with the guy among literally any other form of company but you take what you can get. Maybe we could have fun playing Kirby or Sonic 3 or something together idk. Good work on >>49679616 by the way, I like the smugness on her and thanks for the even earlier warm wishes. Seems like I have a little more time to figure shit out than I thought so things aren't all bad.
>>49678785
Why am I the Potato Frog...is it cause my posts make me seem lumpy ;-;

He won
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/wjsNoMerMUphs6NkwVtLMA/

Hello darling

>>49680342
!!!

>>49680339
Good Evening I am your friendly neighborhood Merth and I want to say thank you

>>49680342
Hello dear

>>49680335
>Cryingbenbengyateanon
still active
>Wholesomebyakurenposter
Merth
>Bumplimitdancegifposter
MIA
>Maniwanttofuckafairycatboxlinker
aerd
>Therealeikijanitor
trapped and betrayed in /v/
>Dancingjurassicnyanyanposter
that was me
>Seijadarlingposter
MIA most likely Seijawaifufag

Merth, what do you think about tsundereanon?

>>49680358
Below me

This did not age well

>>49680371
I miss YoumuGOD

>>49680363
Savagerth

Is /jp/hu finally realizing how cool Renko is?

>>49680358
Cool guy

>>49680405
Inferior to her fertile grandma in all conceivable ways

>>49680410
Thank you Merth (real)

>>49680413
Sumireko you can't even talk like a normal human

>>49680287
Still better than
>merth merth merth

where is recap anon?

Only whitoids like merthposting since it makes them feel less racist to imagine a mexican is their friend

>>49680422
This wasnt so skibbidi of you

hey merth when are you doing an 360 image?

>>49680437
Who the fuck can spit so much in a locker?

[] Fight

[] Mercy

?

How would you react if you found out that your favorite drawfg liked to ask stupid questions when they were bored?

I remember /jp/ doing a fusu-style video novel. Are they still doing it or not?

>>49680335
I just haven't had many reasons to cry...

>>49680447
It's not a locker its one of those japanese shoe boxes thing where the kids change their shoes to the school one, the implication is that someone bullied sumi by filling her school shoes with glue or something

What would you do if your favorite drawfag was raped

>>49680457
/v/hu fusu visual novel when?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

im on life support and only a good meme can save me

>>49680466
Nobody does that.

*DIES*

We killed an anon

It was inevitable.

>>49680503
I can resuscitate him

But we could have saved him

You cannot tamper with what was meant to be

>>49680502
It happens in anime

You will never reach the truth

>>49680457
Yup, still going on on wap

Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists?

>>49680532
Well it must be real then.

Remenber to stay hydrated

Pacifist like undertale

>>49680546
I'm feeling evil I think I'll kill them all

>>49680532
Chimata With Iranian flag headband

pacifier

Here we are again, just me and you, samurai, right?
With your balls, you're flashing high
You should better be prepared because soon
Your last hour break
One step left now, it's almost time
Show you my sneednation
It's so late for you to get back to (you should prepare to just die)
Like all your friends, you'll have a really good time
But girls like you are always just fools
Come at me, try to kill me with your fancy balls
Let's go, now the room gets chiller
Let's go, just another killer
Go ahead break me again, I see you are able
But inside, you know the end can't be sneeded
I can tell you are really tired of just fighting
But I'll even come back after breaking
Why not let me win? You can't dodge forever
Even if the break is more fun together
You know what, we'll just prune and come back newer
And with every try, I'm getting even sneeder than you are
I am made oh-oh-of sneed, sneed
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh
This is where it meiras
This is where it breaks
You keep telling me those words and hope that I would understand
But even if I hear you, I won't give up my sneedttacks
Can you just not see the truth or can you not see what this all meant?
Go ahead, break me again, I see you're able
But inside you know the end can't be sneeded
You think I might decide to stop if you stay patient
But I am getting you with my sneednation
You know I made your ritual friens all disappear
Erasing all that's left, this is why I'm here
I will keep koisneeding, you should be meidying
That is your destination
I'm entirely made oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh (and I'm sure I'm sneeder than you)
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh (I'm sneeder than you)
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh (I'm sure I'm sneeder than you)
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh

So why is Sans so much of an asshole in Deltarune?

>>49680575
I didnt like him that much in UT either

sans is my dad

>>49680427
Sorry I lost track of these threads, but here it is anyway

Previously on Merth & Friends:
>The Merth thread remains trapped and betrayed
>Megumudoxxer makes his debut
>Ayapervert abandons /jp/hu
>Juanita ends her no-goon streak with Saki
>The Meira Jackalman war begins, Marisissy sides with Meira

>>49680205
;_;
i spent a long time making the layout and adjustments

>>49680616
sorrysorrysorry 103 i was just joking dont cry
can you draw meira at least?

>>49680616
Don't listen to him it looks cool
Also do >>49680267 because I have OCD

>>49680616
I really want to ask you how you make these but I haven't had the time, it's really cool that you can make these in the first place and they look really good, especially the backgrounds. Those are always my faults

>>49680616
stop crying 10BITCH you're a grown ass man jesus christ

103 is back?

>>49680636
>>49680639
>>49680640
>>49680643
>>49680644
That's not 103 that's just the RETARD who commissioned that pic just wait

THE GORILLA IS BACK

Who cares about that nigger

>>49680616
How much did you pay?

>>49680667
103

>>49680664
Tewimom you can't say that word...

>>49680676
That's shotaanon

>>49680676
That's merth

nose

What gift(noun) would you gift(verb) to Shotanon on his birthday?

>>49680684
Speaking of Merth,

HEY MERTH

wat

Hi!
Is Renko going be finished by tonight or should I go ahead and sleep?

reposting from our friends at 2hujerk, juanito can you translate this for us?

>>49680701
go sleep man

>>49680584
Jackalman x Meira
Please don't fight pls

Sad but understandable. Maybe tomorrow...

Can I get a kiss goodnight?

>>49680704
>Me and my friends when we meet our rivals from the other gang
I feel ashamed of knowing where the base that was used for this is from

>>49680716
Remilia would NEVER dance like this.

>>49680704
>Spanish
>When I see Paheal I see My Little Pony and Touhou fighting.

Why can't Parsee swim? Is she stupid?

>>49680658
yeah im the autistic retard that commissioned it

>>49680267
those are face muscles, also he's recreating a meme to be funny
>>49680667
$200 but convert it to shithole money and that's how much I paid
>>49680643
;-;
>>49680640
he gave a pretty conclusive answer in the /jp/ OC thread, if you want to know more about backgrounds, grind through practice works like an art student.

>OC in 2hujerk looks like this
I dont feel so good

Heh

gooning to Genjii again

2hujerk was close to saying the line

gooned to genji again award

>>49680550
thank snae i love you

>>49680640
Just look at this
>>49679232

>>49680732
I'll take the bait but what the fuck man
I can find you quality artists that do commissions for 3000 JPY (=20 burger bucks) and very high quality background focused artists for 10000 JPY, maybe 15000 at most.

On god we all goon to goonji

>>49680773
I'm so glad you are hydrated!

Why would a Sanaeposter tell me to hydrate? What's his endgame?

>>49680777
This is a retarded and third world mentality

>>49680719
Well, she is doing. I can see her doing it.

>>49680732
>$200

yippie!

>>49680780
DONT LISTEN TO HER
MOFUARKS DID THIS TO ME

>>49680756
Jackalman is adorable lately
Yeah....Only he needs a paizuri so if I were Komachi I WOULD DO IT!!!

>>49680782
I do market studies for entrepreneurs, I know when people are or aren't getting scammed. Call me jewish, long nosed, or even a tengu, but don't associate me with Pedro and his favela where he makes mud tacos.

>>49680719
remilia is a lewd girl

what the fuck happened to gelbooru
why is there a vtumor ad on the front page

I will not shit myself
I will not shit myself
I will not shit myself
I will not shit myself
I will not shit myself

>>49680777
Any chance some of those artists draw guro? Asking for a friend that commissions fairly regularly.

>>49680777
Alright, NTA, but I will talke the offer. Drop two or three artists willing to do 2 characters in the middle of spellcard duel with background that take <15000JPY.

>>49680812
Dontyou know? Gelbooru owner fucking loves this one vtuber chick for some reason,there were banners for shit like "vtuber-san is doing a peeing live streaming" or some shit like that

>>49680816
hinaperv....

that's it, i'm moving to reddit. you've disappointed me for the LAST TIME.

>>49680803
Yeah, I buy that. $200 is a pretty solid price for a 360 pic, and if you're commissioning an artist it's because (or should be) because you want their art style. "But muh money" go to the AI thread then

>>49680823
Ah now I remember
>welp..my chat, plus the owners of gelbooru and rule34 have accumulated around 1000USD for me to piss in a cup, record the audio and now, the owner of gelbooru @gelbooru will be sent the piss cup.

>>49680777
103 was our partner in doing every single Panorama BG and it's only fitting we do the last one before Big Box with him. Frankly, I didn't pay enough given he made this one way faster than usual. I gave him a lot of creative freedom with anything outside the table besides the general position of each 2hu. Yeah, there might be better alternatives, but 103 is the most reliable and the only one (so far) on the market.

>>49680832
You commissioned all of those 360 pics?

>>49680798
Correct Jackalman loves anything related to death

>>49680773
>discord

>>49680839
Does he know

>>49680839
well of course, merth posts daily in the meiracord

>>49680823
normally my adblock kills it, but this time i had to witness this shit

>>49680832
So ayapervert was there too?

>>49680832
Do you guys play this game regularly? Do any of our ecelebs play with you?

>>49680836
I personally only commissioned this one as thanks for the years of playing with my group. The rest were commissioned by other members of my group. and if you're asking, yes, we are the 1st secret cabal, there's another secret cabal too.

>>49680812
>gelbooru
>not using danbooru like any normal person would

>>49680861
2 tags bro

>>49680861
>can't search more than 2 tags at once without paying
no thanks

Tfw not playing card games with Merth, Tewimom, Yatsutraitor, Tsundereanon, Yukaricosplayer, Hinatraitor, and Ayapervert
I hope I guessed some of these right

>>49680837
lovely Jackalman can eiki also join Kutaka?

AYAPERVERT?!?!!
*instantly gets throbbing erection*
WHERE?!

>>49680872
Straightest /jp/hu anon

>>49680832
I guess i'll take that justification
>>49680829
Also a fair point even if i'd argue you can find better but not everyone wants to look at boorus, xcancel & pixiv for hours every day and if you're used to an artist and like their art enough then sure

I'll get back to the rest of you after searching a satisfactory artist.

>>49680853
>>49680869
I've only played with Ayapervert twice when they hosted on /vm/
The rest are nunamefags or didn't join when we shilled on /v/ Touhou threads

Do you guys think Merth likes hags?

yea

nah

>>49680882
>nunamefags
Tsundereanon anon? How new?

I fuarking LOVE namefagging

>>49680883
probably

>>49680870
Every grim reaper has his version
best version is jackalman

>>49680716
>I feel ashamed of knowing where the base that was used for this is from

It's from porn isn't it.

>>49680727
Why does it look like she has liquid shit running down her legs?

>>49680869
I have only played with /jp/

I fvrrking love meira

>>49680905
it happens, okay? she had a little accident.

>>49680862
>>49680863
Over the years I came to appreciate the tag limit. If you know your way around tags, you can get rather precisely (between 2 to 10 pages of pictures to check) what you want, while at the same time this amount of pictures to check exposes you to more pictures than the specific one you are looking for. I've discovered so many artists and doujins I value only because they happened to share two tag combo with some other pic I was looking for.

MEIRA

>>49680889
I only started posting on /v/ when Orin was starting to stop carting dead threads
Tsundereanon might be a familiar poster but unless you remind me, he falls into the category of /v/ posters that WON'T play vidya even when they're given for free

>>49680898
But eiki shiki yamanaxadu also loves jackalman :(

>>49680920
I'm a /jp/sie and don't go to /v/, Tsundereanon is just my /jp/hu-given name

>>49680857
>regularly
just like /v/ never plays vidya, we are eternally waiting for Mystery Parfait to release Big Box.
Although, we probably know almost every """eceleb""" by proxy

I kind of just decided to check out 4chan out of boredom and curiosity one day and I just ended up and lurking here with the occasional rambling. I've been here for like 7 or 8 months now I think

i wuv meiwa
*schuckle* *schuckle* *schuckle*

>>49680944
fresh meat...
*whips out my cock*

>>49680937
We've hosted and made threads on /jp/ before, 1 or 2 new anons joined regularly

>>49680771
I want more jackalman sketches

>>49680944
So, what's your verdict? 2/10? I'm sure you loved it when Marisissy talked about diapers for the 1345679th time.

>>49680965
goldaccountbroken

>>49680969
A broken marriage/10
the mspaint drawer + Merth being here is cool I wasn't expecting him at all using 4chan

>>49680965
Alright, if you are into shota or that other irrelevant tag, then that's a good reason to use gelbooru. I personally never had this problem, I prefer them older.

Forgot picture.

It should have stayed forgotten

>>49680968
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/117162156

Why do people say that they hate Touhou cookie so much??? I know these didn’t turn out right, and I made a lot of mistakes, and you can barely see any of Marisa but I still worked really hard on them and it doesn’t feel fair that I’m targeted like this.

>>49680975
don't tell anyone

>>49680944
If you don't mind me asking, how & why did you stick to 4chan after coming in at 2024 of all times? I have no data to back this up, but besides the israel & indian bots that hardly count, 4chan has been bleeding & i'd expect the site to become more and more of a retirement home as younger generations are not fit for it, although they can certainly (and sadly) wrap the culture (ironic considering the thread i'm posting in).
I won't judge you even for the most shameful of origin stories, be it greentext poos in loos content farm channels, reddit, discord, or whatever. It's a lost battle already.
If I misinterpreted your post and you're not a 2024 newfag, ignore my post.

>>49680987
that's horrible

>>49680987
Dude... I'm not interested in the shit you took this morning.

>>49680987
did you dunk it in marisa's diaper?

>>49680991
I remembered its existence one day and wanted to check it out of curiosity. I stayed due to me not really having anything better to do most of the time and liking the oc art threads there and the deltarune threads at vg recently

>>49681003
How old are you?

>>49681005
ayapervert you can't just ask these things

>>49680910
T pose

>>49681003
Okay, thanks.
I suppose you knew better than the strange, boogeyman consensus some parts of Internet still believe in.
I have no other questions, have fun.

sex with yoshika!
seiga watches!

>>49680980
This with what /jp/hu?

>>49681027
The cute one

>>49681028
Does it come with any games

>>49681027
None. Only pure-bred /jp/sies can manage to satisfy my aesthetic sense. And since I would never love any men, what else beyond beauty is left there?

>>49681032
Uuuuuhhhhhh... maybe

>>49681032
No, but you do get a byakuren themed controller

Convert to taoism and get free headphones!

>>49681054
Pretty cool, unfortunately other anons will call me a troon if I use those.

>>49681040
I didn't know they were giving out a free ps3

>>49681051
turn it into a good morning gif

>>49681062
Raiko

>>49681057
I like unconventional Touhou merch
Makes me wish I could go to Japan just once to buy random handmade slop

>>49681031
Which /jp/hus manage to make the cute qualification?

>>49681071
That's the joke, the answer is none. Autistic people are only cute in anime, not so much in real life

>>49680215
Make the Ayapervert tribute first...

>>49665315
Remipervert???

>>49681081
xer name is remitranny

>>49681067
Then why did everyone hate the cookies I made earlier..?

>>49681081
Jeez, /jp/ threads are so unfunny, all they do is dump images and talk about how much they want to have sex. It makes me feel like we're doing them a favor by being here

>>49680991
NTA but I started using 4chan maybe a year and a half ago at age 19 to post a creepy experience I had to /x/, because I didn’t like the idea of anyone trying to figure out who I was and this site is anonymous. I stayed because I realized it wasn’t nearly as bad as everyone made it out to be, and because it doesn’t require an account or harvest data and I hate how every website wants you to make a stupid account.

>>49681091
Sorry, diaper posting and eceleb worshiping isn't really my thing.

>>49680832
>>49680732
Don't listen to the weens ITT, $200 for a detailed pic with so many characters is actually pretty cheap.

>>49681097
>harvest data
Ayaperv does this

>shitting
Marisissy does this

>age 19
Too old...

>getting pegged
Merth does this

>>49681107
$200 is a lot. Only a retard would pay more than $1 for a stupid drawing.

>>49681120
Can you draw?

>>49681122
Yes.

>>49681122
I can move my fingers.

>>49681099
>>49681059

>>49681122
>>49599942

>>49681124
Draw something right now
>>49681125
Move your fingers right now

>>49681128
Generate something right now

>>49681120
He drew 22+ characters in full color with a detailed background and he probably had to do a ton of changes to make the 360 gimmick look right. I'd charge at least $300 for that.

>>49681132
Who

>>49681135
Chimata

>>49681117
Ayapedovert...

>>49681145
You didn't draw that

>>49680816
I do.

Meira if she Meiro

>>49681145
SHE'S JUST LIKE ME

>>49681146
I did

>>49681129
not the person you replied to but

>>49681145
>no yingyang orbs
not canon

>>49681162
cute

>>49681062
sakuya

>>49680980
GOD I WISH I WAS PARSEE

>>49681169
Good, you are jealous. That's the first step.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I am afraid I will not be able to give bedtimeanon good night kisses...

>>49681169
imagine being jealous of fucking parsee who is jealous of everyone, including you

>>49681149
oh? Mind catboxing an example? I wanna see

>>49681179
https://litter.catbox.moe/9wu3zifotsttz6pb.jpg

>>49680899
Way more heinous than that

>>49681193
please dont post this ever again

>>49681193
I think we should go back to jackalposting

>>49681198
Im sorry

I think we should go back to posting diapers

CCP sisters not like this

>>49681179
I don't have any 2hu examples, also don't want to get banned by teh janny. But post your idea anyway, might give it a try.

>>49681136
Here
sorry for the wait

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49681224
You can't just rip off Hidari like this

Why did this thread get so good all of the sudden.

>>49681193
Am I supposed to know what that is? I'm not some +30 /co/omer who still watch cartoon network

never change jaypederastyhu

Shouldn't you be busy having a crisis over not having fun on /v/hu anymore?

>>49681229
But I like their art and thief/rogue Chimata's cute...

>>49681247
I will be jackaling off to this

>>49681252
Chimata is a mage fighter

ottersisters...........

>>49681222
Where can I see your work then? If you feel brave to tell me here. In any case, if you want inspiration something small like Hina with her throat slit, drowning in her own blood would be neat.

these threads have gotten TOO esoteric

>>49681267
>esoteric
Oh, now that's an interesting thing to mention.

>>49681261
I was thinking about it because of how many of them wear capes but I felt more compelled by thief/rogue
I think i've seen the idea of mage thief in GBA FE romhacks like Storge, and in Tellius promoted mages can get knifes even if they're worthless.

>>49681271
God this is hot

>>49681280
My honest reaction

>>49681275
Genealogy of the Holy War has magic users that can use swords and staves like in Gaiden/Echoes so I was thinking of something like that but daggers on her are cool. The image is cute too

>>49681279
Wonderful

>>49681269
>filename
LMAO!!!

>>49681282
Nothing I could schizo ramble about would be nearly as bad as this honestly

>>49681291
Just close your eyes and listen to this cool arrange I found of FW's stage 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsFpNNpaIg

>>49681296
You can tell this artist draws ponyshit. Disgusting

this is peak, no skibidi

>>49681282
juan dox

>>49681311
How does this work

>>49681319
just goes right through the throat duh

Maridiaper schizo won and it's not even close....

did i?

>>49681331
me too Flan

me too

>>49681333
>SHITzuka
I shat myself
Farewell

>>49681283
That's all its purpose is, although I probably made it too bold. I had Lute in mind as a look alike but thought it'd just be Chimata's outfit with barely any spin on it;

Marisleep

>>49681343
yea

Diaper Containment General

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

>>49681366
Stupid, that jar isn't even sealed.

it's called /diap/

>>49681371
That's why it isn't being contained

>>49681357
Feel free to have your own spin on Chimata if she FE too. I think I was too dancer brained and also thought a full rainbow cloth like Hugh would look weird or really hard to get right.

>>49681368
Is this the first instance of diaper posting with marisads?

>>49681378
Being dancer brained is ok
I'll do it later

>>49680816
You got a disposable e-mail or something? Just in case...

>>49681441
Post more El Chavo

>>49681437
jusdusafran@proton.me

>>49681457
Thanks, just signed you up for a mormon newsletter

Pitch your idea

>>49681466
2hus as inflatable pooltoys

>>49681456
I didn't know El Chavo was Otaku culture anon.
>>49681466
El Chavo in Japan

>>49681466
Drawfags on Ice

>>49681466
https://rule34.xxx/%0Ahttps:/wimg.rule34.xxx/images/4170/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9508326&pool_id=23865

>>49681466
Merth livestreams his Deltarune playthrough and talks about Touhous to his, his affable anons

>>49681492
Oh, and he takes callers so we can all call in and say whatever. Like True Capitalist Radio, where Merth is Ghost.

>>49681492
How would that work

>>49680816
>Asking for a friend that commissions fairly regularly.
Only guro or also normal/lewd stuff?

>>49681514
We in the audience watch, they call it livestreaming

>>49681492
>>49681514
>>49681520
Merth could call in some of his many friends to be his partner too, like Tewimom and have a new one each episode

/jp/hu game grumps with deltarune

>>49681514
We rent out a movie theatre and Merth sits up in the projection room with a laptop while we're all in the audience and we heckle him

>>49681503
eagle bros...

>>49681525
That's not how it works, GameGrumps worked because both Jantran and Cuckraptor can pull funny shit talk out of nowhere non stop, Merth is probably a shy guy and his let's play would be 90% dead air.

>>49681534
You don't know that. Plus, maybe Tewimom and everyone else would have good chemistry with him. Yukaricosplayer from first-hand accounts is very personable so he might be a good partner.

And if Merth has a new guest with him every Deltarune, it'd be a lot like that Larry King show with Larry King, you know? An educational /v/hu show of intellectuals sharing knowledge.

>>49681534
I am which is a reason I don't do that anymore

cuckerth

>>49681534
>his let's play would be 90% dead air.
Yeah that's why we have /v/hu callers, they'd make up for it

What 2hu would you masturbate, not *to*, but *with*? Like a circlejerk.

>>49681538
I've had conversations with tewimom and she did the heavy lifting when it came to yapping. Every time I heard a noise come from her end I stopped what I was saying because I thought her kids needed something

But what /v/hus would be a bad idea to pair up with Merth? Ones that would give us another "I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet" situation?

>>49681548
/v/hu callers and name shoutouts would be hilarious

>>49681560
Alright sounds like she'd be perfect for the first cohost now we just need however many more until Merth will have beaten Deltarune

>>49681560
are you the kinda guy that only speaks when spoken to?

>>49681517
Mostly guro since there is plenty of porn artists but guro artists are not common. Not many want to draw bloodsplatter or the grotesque. Normal/wholesome stuff is also fine. Not interested in lewds though.

>>49681466
so there's this guy who befriends a 2hu (anybody, doesn't matter). she falls in love with him, but he's afraid of romance because has erctile dysfunction, but the 2hu doesn't care because she's extremely loyal so they come up with weird and creative ways to take part in sexual activities

>>49681572
What if it was a girl with erectile dysfunction?

>>49681569
Sometimes

I look dead inside when I play games

>>49681592
this is literally me

>>49681589
...same. It doesn't really matter as long as you know someone that you can really bounce off of in conversations

>>49681572
how do you genuinely get over erectile dysfunction

>>49681608
Ice the Marisad

>>49681608
>>49681475

Please don’t, I have a very bad sense of balance

>>49681603
To elaborate I only start talking extensively when it comes to stuff I know a lot about like Fire Emblem metas and animal facts but otherwise I just let anyone I talk to yap and I go "yeah" and try to contribute as best I can but if I can't then I'm fucked. Thankfully everyone I know understands this and don't see it as me being disinterested

>>49681613
>and animal facts
I know animal facts! Do you keep animals? inb4 Merth's vanilla syndrome makes him say "yeah I have a pet dog"

>>49681548
>>49681494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkBrIbVNYXg

>>49681617
LMAO

I don't have the space to keep a proper fish tank as much as I'd like to have one

>>49681622
sus amogus

Post sussyhus

my landlord said my appartment looks like a psych ward room

>>49681592
why is she gooning

>>49681628
If this was gooner accurate all of her clothes would be off except for maybe shorts

>>49681617
do you look like the stereotype for your ethnicity? averagejoe-esque

>>49681617
Trying to learn facial expressions

Schizoha is literally me

>>49681617
Why are there copies of 103's art all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

>>49681633
No
>>49681634
Cool and dope drawing

>>49681627
Did they give you the MGS2 "There wasn't even a poster on the walls!" bit?

>>49681613
>>49681622
Did you play Zoo Tycoon as a kid Merth? Every animal kid I know did (me included). It's an evergreen game with boomers and kids today for a reason.

>>49681640
Something along the lines of it
They said in a year they'd expect at least some kind of decoration, a plant, a poster, some shoes, anything.

Merth likes pegging so he isn't vanilla

>>49681642
I didn't grow up with a computer so unfortunately no but I would have loved it

>>49681642
>Zoo Tycoon
For me, it's
>https://zt2downloadlibrary.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Animals
>Spend hours seeing all the mods for my favorite animal
>Download none of them

https://zt2downloadlibrary.fandom.com/wiki/Anomalocaris_canadensis
That's my boy right here

Is Yatsulion in the tycoon?

What would a Touhou Tycoon look like?

Where are the gorilla women 2hus

>>49681658
Touhou based on Bella Colla Boq when

>>49681653
Not popular enough...

>>49681647
>some shoes
Anon do you..... do you not own any shoes?

>>49681659
http://www.bigfootencounters.com/legends/boqs.htm
When will ZUN add this?

>>49681664
landlord probably meant it in the sportsball shoes collection since that's popular apparently

Breedablehus?

I'm bored

>>49681671
Small animals with short gestation or incubation period mate in spring and summer, while large animals that have a 6-month gestation period mate in fall to give birth in spring.
So, Kutaka, the tengus, Mystia, Utsuho.

>>49681671
Genjii
Unzan
Youki
Junko's son

>>49681684
Imagine being Kutaka's husband...

>>49681684
>>49681686
>ignoring the rabbits
>animals that literally coined a phrase about breeding
Propaganda.

>>49680824
Sorry guro is one of the few things I don't like

>>49680824
its the Hianaanon that wanted to break Hina's kneecap

>>49681702
My heroes Narumi and Satono!!! ...and a bunch of irrelevant jobbers.

>Girls are now crying
But why are they crying?

>>49681713
You didn't wait warmly.

What are your hopes for 20 anyways

>>49681714
B-but...!

>>49681716
Hot youkai sex

How do I get a girlfriend?

>>49681702
Need crying edits for every official 2hu portrait.

>>49681728
have common interests

>>49681716
4th Gensokyo sage

>>49681716
more nareko

>>49681738
Hey leatherhead I think you've got the wrong general, HSE is 5 threads down.

Check this out

>>49681745
HSE went downhill the moment it strayed from the original story

>>49681492
the ultimate plan for merth to get more subs

>>49681716
Less greedy on the life pieces, the lack of a Stage 3 midboss that hands out one if not a full life feels glaring.
No improptu illuminatis during boss spells especially if he keeps on throwing micro dodging spells

>>49681752
futa?

What Touhou Hot Takes do (You) have?

>>49681763
EoSDhus good
in canon

Ideas for a Touhou dating sim?

>>49681754
I never actually read HSE, I was just there for the first couple of "yandere" or whatever threads. I've tried looking at HSE a couple of times but it's too intimidating to get into, not to mention the OC daughter being a constantly brought up character turns me off of the whole thing. I don't know how they're still going.
I don't know what the deal with Taxi Mokou is either.

Would you play a PoDD remake where all the hus were now drawn with crayons?

>>49681457
sent

>>49681656
I've thought about it a lot, it'd probably be Shrine Tycoon, where you control either the Hakurei Shrine or Moriya Shrine (with DLC to add Aki Sisters, Myouren and Taoist religions and even a custom goddess mode) and you essentially run your religion as a business, dealing with random incidents, worshippers, youkai, and other religions.

Alternatively whaletits bar tycoon game, or Mystia tycoon game that actually focuses more on business instead of diner dash gameplay, though no matter what you'd get called a Mystia's Izakaya ripoff.

If you wanted to be full ambitious, Gensokyo Tycoon where you play as Yukari setting up Gensokyo.

>>49681766
Focus on haghus.
Old Maid's alliance romance sim.

>>49681766
Dating abusive wife Meira

>>49681763
I don't particularly like IN as a game, or rather its not in my top Touhou games
I can recognize its qualities but I find the game's spells to be a little boring, with obviously some exceptions, but there's a lot of micro, of puzzles, of slow setups.
As a proud retard IN rarely gives me that feeling of getting the gist of a spell, and at the same time not getting it. That sort of improv & unpredictability that makes for the most satisfying victories. I may not be able to do it next time, and that's beautiful. I cheated my way into a C-.
This is further exacerbated by the spell card system & IN's looong setup before any bullets reach you. In IN's spells that do enable improv, the pace lowers the tension.
The spell card system has plenty of upsides, but there's something lost in translation compared to the beauty of Yumeko (one of the best fights in the series) barely giving you room to breathe before she shifts from one pattern to another.

>>49681766
Basically EraTW but with actual graphics and animations.

>>49681792
Youkai Tycoon, where you play as Tanukis, Yamawaro, Yamahagos, Kappas, or Tengu, and fight the other groups to retain as much power in Gensokyo as you can.

>>49681796
>Sanae, we do NOT use that word around here.

>>49681766
Touhou dating sim with Undertale gameplay. You can't really romance a 2hu if you can't dodge her danmaku first.

>>49681806
But Reimu says it too.....

>>49681806
This Kanako is very cute, I want her to scold me before dating me

>>49681766
What happened to that dating sim /jp/ was working on a little while ago? Did it fall apart?

>>49681821
It's on wap, I'd link it but it's autofiltered

>>49681821
Last I heard it was moved to an altchan

Every 2hu says "Holy shit! It's a guy who spends 16 hours on 4chan every day. I must date him!" either out loud or in her heart

So close yet so far

>>49681830
Super Robot Wars reference?

I kind of want to use Seija this time around
Wonder if I should grind for a good one in the barrel

>>49681810
>Reimu...you are a TERRIBLE influence on Sanae. You are no longer welcome here. GET OUT OF MY SHRINE!

>>49681841
>sorry I dont have a mom or a dad

>>49681841
Melons

>>49681840
SEX WITH SEIJA'S FEET!!!

>>49681849
>I am not interested in hearing your sob story. If you’re really sorry about this, then you’ll write an apology letter, AND NEVER ACCOMPANY SANAE WITHOUT ME OR SUWAKO’S SUPERVISION. Is that understood young lady?

>>49681880
>Ok can I come play the new Mario Kart World with her after at the Moriya Shrine pretty please I know Marisa is going can I come to please

>>49681880
I can see Kanako's fat thighs through her dress...

>>49681786
nice

>>49681903
>You literally just wrote it in the letter...

>>49681702
soon her knees will be trampled to dust

why the hinabuse.... she's one of the few touhous that aren't assholes

>>49681945
she is literally a goddess of misfortune

calamity

>>49681959
she takes away (You)r misfortune though

>>49670783 >>49670785
Hands are considered complicated to draw, right? I got one of them right but the other is too small ‘cause I got tired and stopped thinking about proportions.

wat happens if Hina and the poorfag gods meet

>>49681920
>>49681856
>>49681817
If you jerk off to any of my drawings you have to cum a second time for me since I can’t do that myself.

>>49681979
same thing that happened when Larva and Okina met

Len'en

LEN TR8TOR

>>49681976
Looks good to me!
Seriously, better then a lot of early artist's hands.

>>49674410
This is the most normal result for a 4chan user.

im going nuts!

Are you a fan of Merth's Fusu pictures? Well I hope you are because I spent the last 3 hours preparing this.

https://rentry.org/MerthFusuCollection

This organized rentry not only contains the easter egg filenames, making the catbox album much easier to read, but also contains a checklist so you can see just how many Touhou characters Merth has made Fusus of, and how many are left to do! See completion percentages! Be shocked at what Touhous still don't have Fusus, and the ones that do! Be amazed at the games Merth is almost able to complete, and the games Merth hasn't even touched!

I'll add the Fusu forecast soon, if you could repost the list Merth that'd be really helpful. I wanted to do it tonight but I'm exhausted.

>Are you a fan of Merth's Fusu pictures?
No

>>49682558
This is the kind of ultra based and productive autism only TRVE anons can do, thanks for your service.

o-oh... my dick... is rising...

>>49682558
Tenkyuu anon for your hard work, it looks very polished!

>>49682558
>The fusu list right now is Renko, Yachie, Ibaraki's Arm, Alice, Sannyo, Miko, Yamame, my favorite Prismriver (Lyrica), Keine, Okina, Yoshika, Mai pc98, Kagerou, Yumemi, Koishi, Nitori Fangirl, and Tsukasa.
>>49675736

>>49682627
Is this list in order?

>>49682627
Didn't Minoriko get added? And no Christmas Seiga either, this is already outdated. The fusu world moves fast...

>>49682558
Need Rika now nanodesu

>>49682700
Merth is currently working on Renko so I would assume it is somewhat in order but everything is subject to change.
>>49682708
Oh yeah Minoriko was added after this post, Christmas Seiga is for the Christmas Special

>>49682715
>nanodesu
Hanyuu

Fusu's are the only thing /jp/hu are looking forward to

>>49682741
I'm looking forward to Deltarune chapter 5

>>49682742
mspaintanon.....

>>49682741
Im looking forward to ayapervert return

I'lm looking forward towards something more... privately.

>>49682558
Reimu is on the checklist but Merthy-chan already said that there will never be a lewd Reimu fusu because that's his heckin wholesome comfort character.

>>49682786
Parseecosplayer, I...

>>49682809
I'm not him.....

>>49681830
Oh someone else who plays puppet dance performance nice

ayapervert THIS is your mindset

>>49681783
Don't worry there's an ao3 upload linked in the op of the hse threads.
So you can go there if you want to start reading.

>>49682806
I thought he would just decide what the Reimu would be and didn't want anyone else suggesting her

I did want to see if I could convince Merth to do a WBWC Wolf-Reimu. Since it's not meant to be the main Reimu, maybe he'll be fine with it?

>>49682862
More like ayaPLAPvert

>>49682558
Sometimes I wonder if he would be ok with doing one from a fan game

>>49682926
I get the Wolf spirit made the girls more aggressive, but what did the Otter and Eagle spirits do?

ayaPREGvert's tight vagina around my cock

She isn't interested in people below 16cm

She's only interested in non-whore anons

The Wily Beasts contest is over!! The contest organiser got banned for making a stupid joke so I'm reposting this here on his behalf!
https://files.catbox.moe/n2z82x.mp4

>>49682806
>>49682926
It's because Reimu will be the last character made for these

>>49683234
>okina
Not participating in the next contest

>>49683234
>Contestorganiseranon got banned on /v/
>Contestorganiseranon got banned on /jp/
>Can't view the results because suddenly my country is blocking catbox/litterbox links
Looks like I'm done with 2hu forever, can't talk about 2hu, can't post my replays, can't view other people replays.

Roll for your /jp/hu name
2nd Last digit
1 - HELPLESS and FRUSTRATED, 2 - Rare, 3 - Meira, 4 - Glory to
5 - Schizo, 6 - Fairy, 7 - Pegged, 8 - Fat and Hairy
9 - Nu, 0 - Diaper
Last digit
1 - Traitor, 2 - Pedo ,3 - Shota, 4 - Pervert
5 - Poster, 6 - Sissy, 7 - Marisa, 8 - Slop
9 - Balls , 0 - GOD

>>49683234
It felt like most of the competent anons were using youmu so I'm surprised reimu ended up getting the top score

>>49683334
The Hakurei always wins

>>49683321
https://gofile.io/d/P5cr1x

>>49683363
>fairy shota

>>49683374
Thanks that helps.
The fact that I lost top hard score by measly 400k points is so extremely disappointing too...
And who knows when we gonna get another contest...
I'm getting old, internet is getting more and more censored, this sucks...

>>49683323
Rare shota!?

>>49683323
roll for Marisa

>>49683408
Don't be too sad anon, there's always next contest! I'm sure contestorganiseranon's ban isn't that long. Give or take a few weeks and it'll be HER turn!

>>49683323
let's goooooooooooooooooooooo

...Where is everyone?

>>49683522
what do you sneed

>>49683530
Draw Sumireko

>>49681945
you wouldnt get it...

>>49683617
NTA, but of course I wouldn't get it, since… well, you’re not telling me anything

Tell me about Hina
Why is she not an asshole?

>>49683637
I simply lover her anon. She is a big favorite of mine. She is kind, cute and delicate. I'd hate if something happens to her but still a part of wants to break her bones. To see her in pain and agony. To see her whimper and cry and beg for her life. Thinking about it makes me want to hug her as tight as I can. She would look so adorable in a sorry state of misery and I'd there for her to assure everything will be alright even if I am the one snapping her legs.

>>49683642
Hina's personality is typically friendly and sociable. She considers herself a friend among humans and often tries to help them by scaring them away from the mountain or carrying their misfortune to the gods. Such as when she tries to warn Reimu or Marisa that going up the mountain is dangerous when they are first in the Great Youkai Forest. She would even rescue Nitori Kawashiro and Aya Shameimaru when unconscious in a river during Foul Detective Satori. Hina also seems to care a lot about the environment where she turned objects of misfortune floating down the river into Nagashibina to remove their misfortune. As well as being happier that the river on Youkai Mountain became clearer when the Kappa were less active.

>>49683658
For better or worse, I kinda get it

jphu has declined

Which 2hu?

>>49683681
Do you want to finally see the Nue fusu maybe?

goreanon?

>>49683692
Yes

>>49683658
anon... that's a textbook example of an abusive relationship...

>>49683687
Surprisingly, Reisen. She is very timid and reacts bad under pressure of superiors, but at the same time has a smug and cruel streak. Her turning sadistic in some private environment is not something I would discount.

>>49683692
post it

>>49683692
Mai?

Look into my eyes anon, look into your own reflection, you are beautiful

Ok, here it is.
>(part 2 below)

https://files.catbox.moe/811y3l.png

Sorry it took so long to post. I haven't really done something like this before and it's not like I just tried to copy funnymerth but I hope you anons can still enjoy for giving me some inspiration.

>>49683734
ufoporno

>>49683734
i cant read this shit

>>49683692
Save us

>>49683734
Holy fuck that's some good porn

>>49683739
Yeah sorry, I should’ve picked a better font color

>anon posts his art
>barely anyone cares
>merth posts one fusu
>everyone loses their minds, paparazzi come

merthbroken

>>49683749
I expected jackalman

>>49683711
No I am not I am terribly ugly and remove mirrors in my house for that reason

>>49683752
>anon posts his [SHITSCRIBBLE]
done

>>49683766
Cute boy!

>>49683752
you need to blogpost more, turn into a tripfag without buying 4chinpass

i want genji to rape me

Genji is for me you whore

im NOT gooning to Goonji again STOP IT

Raise your hand if you love Meira

>>49683816
>>49683821
Is this the same guy

holy shit my sides hurt and it feels like im cumming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsQETuKsiU
>>49683824
yes

>>49683734
Interesting. Reminds me of >>48014148, which is probably my favorite romantic short-fic with Nue I've read on /jp/. Not like it has much competition, sadly, but I still remember it.

I love goonji

jackalcord has answered the call

jp was a mistake