FUN FACT:

...

Fvark

yay

>>49680188
looks like shit

>>49680198
Actually you can see a Miyoi and I think a Takane on the cards, so that's technically false

>>49680205
pretty sure its meant to be inside a sphere or a cylinder

I will cum on Yacchie next.

>>49680214
looks like shit
Merth can do ot better

What's considered newhu

>>49680218

>>49680214
360 image

>>49680170
Why doesn't she just visit Eirin?

>>49680214
Yeah, you can upload it to a site like this if you wanna see it
https://renderstuff.com/tools/360-panorama-web-viewer/

>>49680188
where is this image from?

>>49680228
Pixiv, it's new so Saucenao doesn't have it indexed yet

>>49680228
>>49678886

Post exclusive /v/hu imagery

>>49680231
which drawfag??

>>49680188
>Aya at the center
Does this mean anything?

>>49680253
>ayapervert was here

Please, make an anchor post somewhere near the beginning of each thread for the contests while they are ongoing. I don't want to interact with those threads beyond that and passing through 600~900 posts even with ctrl+f is tiresome.

nah

no

>>49680188
Please remove the extra lines on cirno's face, they are kinda annoying

>>49680253
Clearly, he is in love with ayapervert

>>49680260
I'm anchoring your post.

>>49680240

DRAWTRAITOR!!!

>>49680272
>red eyes

>ayapervert ayapervert ayapervert
Whats with sudden popularity spike? He isnt even here

>>49680287
>He isnt even here
That applies to most anons

Talk about me!

I am here though but nobody seems to remember me

>>49680287
Backstabbed us for 8

MAI SATONO I DEMAND THAT I BE REMEMBERED

>>49680287
The post he made about us was funny

mai satono i demand useless things that i do not need

>>49680305
where?

>>49680311
>>49678750

>>49680307
Before >>49460230, which was the beginning of /jp/hu, demanding Okina was posted twice on /jp/, according to warosu. Okina's first request on /jp/,
>>47597178
>Mai, Satono, I demand an army of schizophrenic servants.
while probably meaning something else, was fulfilled by the coming of /jp/hu, now that I think of it.

>>49679616
Cute Renko!

List of anons I miss:
Cryingbenbengyateanon
Wholesomebyakurenposter
Bumplimitdancegifposter
Kutakagoodmorningposter
Maniwanttofuckafairycatboxlinker
Therealeikijanitor
Dancingjurassicnyanyanposter
Seijadarlingposter

>>49680295
I still remenber you Okinafriend

>>49675638
Wriggle and Mystia in 1870s Virginia City? Very specific I know and idk if requests are still being taken, it's just something that came to me and an old-timey pic seems funny.
>>49676189
My own Renko fic is sitting at roughly 55k words and counting so far so there is some truth to this. Also see >>49676195
>>49676863
I did give him that semi-backhanded criticism with likening his older stuff to pelo-reddit-adjacent meme bait tbf but I do genuinely enjoy watching what he tries and how he improves as a touhou creative, even before realizing he was apparently just a couple blocks down this whole time.
On that note, I do wish I was fated to chat with the guy among literally any other form of company but you take what you can get. Maybe we could have fun playing Kirby or Sonic 3 or something together idk. Good work on >>49679616 by the way, I like the smugness on her and thanks for the even earlier warm wishes. Seems like I have a little more time to figure shit out than I thought so things aren't all bad.
>>49678785
Why am I the Potato Frog...is it cause my posts make me seem lumpy ;-;

He won
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/wjsNoMerMUphs6NkwVtLMA/

Hello darling

>>49680342
!!!

>>49680339
Good Evening I am your friendly neighborhood Merth and I want to say thank you

>>49680342
Hello dear

>>49680335
>Cryingbenbengyateanon
still active
>Wholesomebyakurenposter
Merth
>Bumplimitdancegifposter
MIA
>Maniwanttofuckafairycatboxlinker
aerd
>Therealeikijanitor
trapped and betrayed in /v/
>Dancingjurassicnyanyanposter
that was me
>Seijadarlingposter
MIA most likely Seijawaifufag

Merth, what do you think about tsundereanon?

>>49680358
Below me

This did not age well

>>49680371
I miss YoumuGOD

>>49680363
Savagerth

Is /jp/hu finally realizing how cool Renko is?

>>49680358
Cool guy

>>49680405
Inferior to her fertile grandma in all conceivable ways

>>49680410
Thank you Merth (real)

>>49680413
Sumireko you can't even talk like a normal human

>>49680287
Still better than
>merth merth merth

where is recap anon?

Only whitoids like merthposting since it makes them feel less racist to imagine a mexican is their friend

>>49680422
This wasnt so skibbidi of you

hey merth when are you doing an 360 image?

>>49680437
Who the fuck can spit so much in a locker?

[] Fight

[] Mercy

?

How would you react if you found out that your favorite drawfg liked to ask stupid questions when they were bored?

I remember /jp/ doing a fusu-style video novel. Are they still doing it or not?

>>49680335
I just haven't had many reasons to cry...

>>49680447
It's not a locker its one of those japanese shoe boxes thing where the kids change their shoes to the school one, the implication is that someone bullied sumi by filling her school shoes with glue or something

What would you do if your favorite drawfag was raped

>>49680457
/v/hu fusu visual novel when?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

im on life support and only a good meme can save me

>>49680466
Nobody does that.

>>49680497

*DIES*

We killed an anon

It was inevitable.

>>49680503
I can resuscitate him

But we could have saved him

You cannot tamper with what was meant to be

>>49680502
It happens in anime

You will never reach the truth

>>49680457
Yup, still going on on wap

Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists?

>>49680532
Well it must be real then.

Remenber to stay hydrated

Pacifist like undertale

>>49680546
I'm feeling evil I think I'll kill them all

>>49680532
Chimata With Iranian flag headband

pacifier

Here we are again, just me and you, samurai, right?
With your balls, you're flashing high
You should better be prepared because soon
Your last hour break
One step left now, it's almost time
Show you my sneednation
It's so late for you to get back to (you should prepare to just die)
Like all your friends, you'll have a really good time
But girls like you are always just fools
Come at me, try to kill me with your fancy balls
Let's go, now the room gets chiller
Let's go, just another killer
Go ahead break me again, I see you are able
But inside, you know the end can't be sneeded
I can tell you are really tired of just fighting
But I'll even come back after breaking
Why not let me win? You can't dodge forever
Even if the break is more fun together
You know what, we'll just prune and come back newer
And with every try, I'm getting even sneeder than you are
I am made oh-oh-of sneed, sneed
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh
This is where it meiras
This is where it breaks
You keep telling me those words and hope that I would understand
But even if I hear you, I won't give up my sneedttacks
Can you just not see the truth or can you not see what this all meant?
Go ahead, break me again, I see you're able
But inside you know the end can't be sneeded
You think I might decide to stop if you stay patient
But I am getting you with my sneednation
You know I made your ritual friens all disappear
Erasing all that's left, this is why I'm here
I will keep koisneeding, you should be meidying
That is your destination
I'm entirely made oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh (and I'm sure I'm sneeder than you)
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh (I'm sneeder than you)
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh (I'm sure I'm sneeder than you)
Oh-oh-of sneed, oh-oh-oh

So why is Sans so much of an asshole in Deltarune?

>>49680575
I didnt like him that much in UT either

sans is my dad

>>49680427
Sorry I lost track of these threads, but here it is anyway

Previously on Merth & Friends:
>The Merth thread remains trapped and betrayed
>Megumudoxxer makes his debut
>Ayapervert abandons /jp/hu
>Juanita ends her no-goon streak with Saki
>The Meira Jackalman war begins, Marisissy sides with Meira

>>49680205
;_;
i spent a long time making the layout and adjustments

>>49680616
sorrysorrysorry 103 i was just joking dont cry
can you draw meira at least?

>>49680616
Don't listen to him it looks cool
Also do >>49680267 because I have OCD

>>49680616
I really want to ask you how you make these but I haven't had the time, it's really cool that you can make these in the first place and they look really good, especially the backgrounds. Those are always my faults

>>49680616
stop crying 10BITCH you're a grown ass man jesus christ

103 is back?

>>49680636
>>49680639
>>49680640
>>49680643
>>49680644
That's not 103 that's just the RETARD who commissioned that pic just wait

THE GORILLA IS BACK

Who cares about that nigger

>>49680616
How much did you pay?

>>49680667
103

>>49680664
Tewimom you can't say that word...

>>49680676
That's shotaanon

>>49680676
That's merth

nose

What gift(noun) would you gift(verb) to Shotanon on his birthday?

>>49680684
Speaking of Merth,

HEY MERTH

wat

Hi!
Is Renko going be finished by tonight or should I go ahead and sleep?

reposting from our friends at 2hujerk, juanito can you translate this for us?

>>49680701
go sleep man

>>49680584
Jackalman x Meira
Please don't fight pls

Sad but understandable. Maybe tomorrow...

Can I get a kiss goodnight?

>>49680704
>Me and my friends when we meet our rivals from the other gang
I feel ashamed of knowing where the base that was used for this is from

>>49680716
Remilia would NEVER dance like this.

>>49680704
>Spanish
>When I see Paheal I see My Little Pony and Touhou fighting.

Why can't Parsee swim? Is she stupid?

>>49680658
yeah im the autistic retard that commissioned it

>>49680267
those are face muscles, also he's recreating a meme to be funny
>>49680667
$200 but convert it to shithole money and that's how much I paid
>>49680643
;-;
>>49680640
he gave a pretty conclusive answer in the /jp/ OC thread, if you want to know more about backgrounds, grind through practice works like an art student.

>OC in 2hujerk looks like this
I dont feel so good

Heh

gooning to Genjii again

2hujerk was close to saying the line

gooned to genji again award

>>49680550
thank snae i love you

>>49680640
Just look at this
>>49679232

>>49680732
I'll take the bait but what the fuck man
I can find you quality artists that do commissions for 3000 JPY (=20 burger bucks) and very high quality background focused artists for 10000 JPY, maybe 15000 at most.

On god we all goon to goonji

>>49680773
I'm so glad you are hydrated!

Why would a Sanaeposter tell me to hydrate? What's his endgame?

>>49680777
This is a retarded and third world mentality

>>49680719
Well, she is doing. I can see her doing it.

>>49680732
>$200

yippie!

>>49680780
DONT LISTEN TO HER
MOFUARKS DID THIS TO ME

>>49680756
Jackalman is adorable lately
Yeah....Only he needs a paizuri so if I were Komachi I WOULD DO IT!!!

>>49680782
I do market studies for entrepreneurs, I know when people are or aren't getting scammed. Call me jewish, long nosed, or even a tengu, but don't associate me with Pedro and his favela where he makes mud tacos.

>>49680719
remilia is a lewd girl

what the fuck happened to gelbooru
why is there a vtumor ad on the front page

I will not shit myself
I will not shit myself
I will not shit myself
I will not shit myself
I will not shit myself

>>49680777
Any chance some of those artists draw guro? Asking for a friend that commissions fairly regularly.

>>49680777
Alright, NTA, but I will talke the offer. Drop two or three artists willing to do 2 characters in the middle of spellcard duel with background that take <15000JPY.

>>49680812
Dontyou know? Gelbooru owner fucking loves this one vtuber chick for some reason,there were banners for shit like "vtuber-san is doing a peeing live streaming" or some shit like that

>>49680816
hinaperv....

that's it, i'm moving to reddit. you've disappointed me for the LAST TIME.

>>49680803
Yeah, I buy that. $200 is a pretty solid price for a 360 pic, and if you're commissioning an artist it's because (or should be) because you want their art style. "But muh money" go to the AI thread then

>>49680823
Ah now I remember
>welp..my chat, plus the owners of gelbooru and rule34 have accumulated around 1000USD for me to piss in a cup, record the audio and now, the owner of gelbooru @gelbooru will be sent the piss cup.

>>49680777
103 was our partner in doing every single Panorama BG and it's only fitting we do the last one before Big Box with him. Frankly, I didn't pay enough given he made this one way faster than usual. I gave him a lot of creative freedom with anything outside the table besides the general position of each 2hu. Yeah, there might be better alternatives, but 103 is the most reliable and the only one (so far) on the market.

>>49680832
You commissioned all of those 360 pics?

>>49680798
Correct Jackalman loves anything related to death

>>49680773
>discord

>>49680839
Does he know

>>49680839
well of course, merth posts daily in the meiracord

>>49680823
normally my adblock kills it, but this time i had to witness this shit

>>49680832
So ayapervert was there too?

>>49680832
Do you guys play this game regularly? Do any of our ecelebs play with you?

>>49680836
I personally only commissioned this one as thanks for the years of playing with my group. The rest were commissioned by other members of my group. and if you're asking, yes, we are the 1st secret cabal, there's another secret cabal too.

>>49680812
>gelbooru
>not using danbooru like any normal person would

>>49680861
2 tags bro

>>49680861
>can't search more than 2 tags at once without paying
no thanks

Tfw not playing card games with Merth, Tewimom, Yatsutraitor, Tsundereanon, Yukaricosplayer, Hinatraitor, and Ayapervert
I hope I guessed some of these right

>>49680837
lovely Jackalman can eiki also join Kutaka?

AYAPERVERT?!?!!
*instantly gets throbbing erection*
WHERE?!

>>49680872
Straightest /jp/hu anon

>>49680832
I guess i'll take that justification
>>49680829
Also a fair point even if i'd argue you can find better but not everyone wants to look at boorus, xcancel & pixiv for hours every day and if you're used to an artist and like their art enough then sure

I'll get back to the rest of you after searching a satisfactory artist.

>>49680853
>>49680869
I've only played with Ayapervert twice when they hosted on /vm/
The rest are nunamefags or didn't join when we shilled on /v/ Touhou threads

Do you guys think Merth likes hags?

yea

nah

>>49680882
>nunamefags
Tsundereanon anon? How new?

I fuarking LOVE namefagging

>>49680883
probably

>>49680870
Every grim reaper has his version
best version is jackalman

>>49680716
>I feel ashamed of knowing where the base that was used for this is from

It's from porn isn't it.

>>49680727
Why does it look like she has liquid shit running down her legs?

>>49680869
I have only played with /jp/

I fvrrking love meira

>>49680905
it happens, okay? she had a little accident.

>>49680862
>>49680863
Over the years I came to appreciate the tag limit. If you know your way around tags, you can get rather precisely (between 2 to 10 pages of pictures to check) what you want, while at the same time this amount of pictures to check exposes you to more pictures than the specific one you are looking for. I've discovered so many artists and doujins I value only because they happened to share two tag combo with some other pic I was looking for.

MEIRA

>>49680889
I only started posting on /v/ when Orin was starting to stop carting dead threads
Tsundereanon might be a familiar poster but unless you remind me, he falls into the category of /v/ posters that WON'T play vidya even when they're given for free

>>49680898
But eiki shiki yamanaxadu also loves jackalman :(

>>49680920
I'm a /jp/sie and don't go to /v/, Tsundereanon is just my /jp/hu-given name

>>49680857
>regularly
just like /v/ never plays vidya, we are eternally waiting for Mystery Parfait to release Big Box.
Although, we probably know almost every """eceleb""" by proxy

I kind of just decided to check out 4chan out of boredom and curiosity one day and I just ended up and lurking here with the occasional rambling. I've been here for like 7 or 8 months now I think

i wuv meiwa
*schuckle* *schuckle* *schuckle*

>>49680944
fresh meat...
*whips out my cock*

>>49680937
We've hosted and made threads on /jp/ before, 1 or 2 new anons joined regularly

>>49680915

>>49680771
I want more jackalman sketches

>>49680944
So, what's your verdict? 2/10? I'm sure you loved it when Marisissy talked about diapers for the 1345679th time.

>>49680965
goldaccountbroken

>>49680969
A broken marriage/10
the mspaint drawer + Merth being here is cool I wasn't expecting him at all using 4chan

>>49680965
Alright, if you are into shota or that other irrelevant tag, then that's a good reason to use gelbooru. I personally never had this problem, I prefer them older.

Forgot picture.

It should have stayed forgotten

>>49680968
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/117162156

Why do people say that they hate Touhou cookie so much??? I know these didn’t turn out right, and I made a lot of mistakes, and you can barely see any of Marisa but I still worked really hard on them and it doesn’t feel fair that I’m targeted like this.

>>49680975
don't tell anyone

>>49680944
If you don't mind me asking, how & why did you stick to 4chan after coming in at 2024 of all times? I have no data to back this up, but besides the israel & indian bots that hardly count, 4chan has been bleeding & i'd expect the site to become more and more of a retirement home as younger generations are not fit for it, although they can certainly (and sadly) wrap the culture (ironic considering the thread i'm posting in).
I won't judge you even for the most shameful of origin stories, be it greentext poos in loos content farm channels, reddit, discord, or whatever. It's a lost battle already.
If I misinterpreted your post and you're not a 2024 newfag, ignore my post.

>>49680987
that's horrible

>>49680987
Dude... I'm not interested in the shit you took this morning.

>>49680987
did you dunk it in marisa's diaper?

>>49680991
I remembered its existence one day and wanted to check it out of curiosity. I stayed due to me not really having anything better to do most of the time and liking the oc art threads there and the deltarune threads at vg recently

>>49681003
How old are you?

>>49681005
ayapervert you can't just ask these things

>>49680910
T pose

>>49681003
Okay, thanks.
I suppose you knew better than the strange, boogeyman consensus some parts of Internet still believe in.
I have no other questions, have fun.

sex with yoshika!
seiga watches!

>>49680980
This with what /jp/hu?

>>49681027
The cute one

>>49681028
Does it come with any games

>>49681027
None. Only pure-bred /jp/sies can manage to satisfy my aesthetic sense. And since I would never love any men, what else beyond beauty is left there?

>>49681032
Uuuuuhhhhhh... maybe

>>49681032
No, but you do get a byakuren themed controller

Convert to taoism and get free headphones!

>>49681054
Pretty cool, unfortunately other anons will call me a troon if I use those.

>>49681040
I didn't know they were giving out a free ps3

>>49681051
turn it into a good morning gif

>>49681062
Raiko

>>49681057
I like unconventional Touhou merch
Makes me wish I could go to Japan just once to buy random handmade slop

>>49681031
Which /jp/hus manage to make the cute qualification?

>>49681071
That's the joke, the answer is none. Autistic people are only cute in anime, not so much in real life

>>49680215
Make the Ayapervert tribute first...

>>49665315
Remipervert???

>>49681081
xer name is remitranny

>>49681067
Then why did everyone hate the cookies I made earlier..?

>>49681081
Jeez, /jp/ threads are so unfunny, all they do is dump images and talk about how much they want to have sex. It makes me feel like we're doing them a favor by being here

>>49680991
NTA but I started using 4chan maybe a year and a half ago at age 19 to post a creepy experience I had to /x/, because I didn’t like the idea of anyone trying to figure out who I was and this site is anonymous. I stayed because I realized it wasn’t nearly as bad as everyone made it out to be, and because it doesn’t require an account or harvest data and I hate how every website wants you to make a stupid account.

>>49681059

>>49681091
Sorry, diaper posting and eceleb worshiping isn't really my thing.

>>49680832
>>49680732
Don't listen to the weens ITT, $200 for a detailed pic with so many characters is actually pretty cheap.

>>49681097
>harvest data
Ayaperv does this

>shitting
Marisissy does this

>age 19
Too old...

>getting pegged
Merth does this

>>49681107
$200 is a lot. Only a retard would pay more than $1 for a stupid drawing.

>>49681120
Can you draw?

>>49681122
Yes.

>>49681122
I can move my fingers.

>>49681099
>>49681059

>>49681122
>>49599942

>>49681124
Draw something right now
>>49681125
Move your fingers right now

>>49681128
Generate something right now

>>49681120
He drew 22+ characters in full color with a detailed background and he probably had to do a ton of changes to make the 360 gimmick look right. I'd charge at least $300 for that.

>>49681132
Who

>>49681135
Chimata

>>49681117
Ayapedovert...

>>49681129

>>49681145
You didn't draw that

>>49680816
I do.

>>49681129

Meira if she Meiro

>>49681145
SHE'S JUST LIKE ME

>>49681146
I did

>>49681129
not the person you replied to but

>>49681145
>no yingyang orbs
not canon

>>49681162
cute

>>49681062
sakuya

>>49680980
GOD I WISH I WAS PARSEE

>>49681169
Good, you are jealous. That's the first step.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I am afraid I will not be able to give bedtimeanon good night kisses...

>>49681169
imagine being jealous of fucking parsee who is jealous of everyone, including you

>>49681149
oh? Mind catboxing an example? I wanna see

>>49681179
https://litter.catbox.moe/9wu3zifotsttz6pb.jpg

>>49680899
Way more heinous than that

>>49681193

>>49681193
please dont post this ever again

>>49681193
I think we should go back to jackalposting

>>49681198
Im sorry

I think we should go back to posting diapers

CCP sisters not like this

>>49681179
I don't have any 2hu examples, also don't want to get banned by teh janny. But post your idea anyway, might give it a try.

>>49681136
Here
sorry for the wait

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49681224
You can't just rip off Hidari like this

Why did this thread get so good all of the sudden.

>>49681193
Am I supposed to know what that is? I'm not some +30 /co/omer who still watch cartoon network

never change jaypederastyhu

Shouldn't you be busy having a crisis over not having fun on /v/hu anymore?

>>49681229
But I like their art and thief/rogue Chimata's cute...

>>49681247
I will be jackaling off to this

>>49681252
Chimata is a mage fighter

ottersisters...........

>>49681222
Where can I see your work then? If you feel brave to tell me here. In any case, if you want inspiration something small like Hina with her throat slit, drowning in her own blood would be neat.

these threads have gotten TOO esoteric

>>49681267
>esoteric
Oh, now that's an interesting thing to mention.

>>49681261
I was thinking about it because of how many of them wear capes but I felt more compelled by thief/rogue
I think i've seen the idea of mage thief in GBA FE romhacks like Storge, and in Tellius promoted mages can get knifes even if they're worthless.

>>49681271
God this is hot

>>49681129

>>49681280
My honest reaction

>>49681275
Genealogy of the Holy War has magic users that can use swords and staves like in Gaiden/Echoes so I was thinking of something like that but daggers on her are cool. The image is cute too

>>49681279
Wonderful

>>49681269
>filename
LMAO!!!

>>49681282
Nothing I could schizo ramble about would be nearly as bad as this honestly

>>49681291
Just close your eyes and listen to this cool arrange I found of FW's stage 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsFpNNpaIg

>>49681296
You can tell this artist draws ponyshit. Disgusting

this is peak, no skibidi

>>49681282
juan dox

>>49681311
How does this work

>>49681319
just goes right through the throat duh

Maridiaper schizo won and it's not even close....

did i?

>this thread

>>49681331
me too Flan

me too

>>49681333
>SHITzuka
I shat myself
Farewell

>>49681283
That's all its purpose is, although I probably made it too bold. I had Lute in mind as a look alike but thought it'd just be Chimata's outfit with barely any spin on it;

>western """""""""""""""""art""""""""""""""""""

Marisleep

>>49681343
yea

Diaper Containment General

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

>>49681366
Stupid, that jar isn't even sealed.

it's called /diap/

>>49681371
That's why it isn't being contained

>>49681357
Feel free to have your own spin on Chimata if she FE too. I think I was too dancer brained and also thought a full rainbow cloth like Hugh would look weird or really hard to get right.

>>49681368
Is this the first instance of diaper posting with marisads?

>>>/v/714734372

>>49681378
Being dancer brained is ok
I'll do it later

>>49680816
You got a disposable e-mail or something? Just in case...

>>49681193

>>49681441
Post more El Chavo

>>49681437
jusdusafran@proton.me

>>49681457
Thanks, just signed you up for a mormon newsletter

Pitch your idea

>>49681466
2hus as inflatable pooltoys

>>49681456
I didn't know El Chavo was Otaku culture anon.
>>49681466
El Chavo in Japan

>>49681466
Drawfags on Ice

>>49681466
https://rule34.xxx/%0Ahttps:/wimg.rule34.xxx/images/4170/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9508326&pool_id=23865

>>49681466
Merth livestreams his Deltarune playthrough and talks about Touhous to his, his affable anons

>>49681492
Oh, and he takes callers so we can all call in and say whatever. Like True Capitalist Radio, where Merth is Ghost.

>Saki sees the Crown Prince's new body

>>49681492
How would that work

>>49680816
>Asking for a friend that commissions fairly regularly.
Only guro or also normal/lewd stuff?

>>49681514
We in the audience watch, they call it livestreaming

>>49681492
>>49681514
>>49681520
Merth could call in some of his many friends to be his partner too, like Tewimom and have a new one each episode

/jp/hu game grumps with deltarune

>>49681514
We rent out a movie theatre and Merth sits up in the projection room with a laptop while we're all in the audience and we heckle him

>>49681503
eagle bros...

>>49681525
That's not how it works, GameGrumps worked because both Jantran and Cuckraptor can pull funny shit talk out of nowhere non stop, Merth is probably a shy guy and his let's play would be 90% dead air.

>>49681534
You don't know that. Plus, maybe Tewimom and everyone else would have good chemistry with him. Yukaricosplayer from first-hand accounts is very personable so he might be a good partner.

And if Merth has a new guest with him every Deltarune, it'd be a lot like that Larry King show with Larry King, you know? An educational /v/hu show of intellectuals sharing knowledge.

>>49681534
I am which is a reason I don't do that anymore

cuckerth

>>49681534
>his let's play would be 90% dead air.
Yeah that's why we have /v/hu callers, they'd make up for it

What 2hu would you masturbate, not *to*, but *with*? Like a circlejerk.

>>49681538
I've had conversations with tewimom and she did the heavy lifting when it came to yapping. Every time I heard a noise come from her end I stopped what I was saying because I thought her kids needed something

But what /v/hus would be a bad idea to pair up with Merth? Ones that would give us another "I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet" situation?

>>49681548
/v/hu callers and name shoutouts would be hilarious

>>49681560
Alright sounds like she'd be perfect for the first cohost now we just need however many more until Merth will have beaten Deltarune

>>49681560
are you the kinda guy that only speaks when spoken to?

>>49681517
Mostly guro since there is plenty of porn artists but guro artists are not common. Not many want to draw bloodsplatter or the grotesque. Normal/wholesome stuff is also fine. Not interested in lewds though.

>>49681466
so there's this guy who befriends a 2hu (anybody, doesn't matter). she falls in love with him, but he's afraid of romance because has erctile dysfunction, but the 2hu doesn't care because she's extremely loyal so they come up with weird and creative ways to take part in sexual activities

>>49681572
What if it was a girl with erectile dysfunction?

>>49681569
Sometimes

I look dead inside when I play games

>>49681592
this is literally me

>>49681589
...same. It doesn't really matter as long as you know someone that you can really bounce off of in conversations

>>49681475

>>49681572
how do you genuinely get over erectile dysfunction

>>49681608
Ice the Marisad

>>49681608
>>49681475

Please don’t, I have a very bad sense of balance

>>49681603
To elaborate I only start talking extensively when it comes to stuff I know a lot about like Fire Emblem metas and animal facts but otherwise I just let anyone I talk to yap and I go "yeah" and try to contribute as best I can but if I can't then I'm fucked. Thankfully everyone I know understands this and don't see it as me being disinterested

>>49681613
>and animal facts
I know animal facts! Do you keep animals? inb4 Merth's vanilla syndrome makes him say "yeah I have a pet dog"

>>49681615

>>49681548
>>49681494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkBrIbVNYXg

>>49681617
LMAO

I don't have the space to keep a proper fish tank as much as I'd like to have one

>>49681622
sus amogus

Post sussyhus

my landlord said my appartment looks like a psych ward room

>>49681592
why is she gooning

>>49681628
If this was gooner accurate all of her clothes would be off except for maybe shorts

>>49681617
do you look like the stereotype for your ethnicity? averagejoe-esque

>>49681617
Trying to learn facial expressions

Schizoha is literally me

>>49681617
Why are there copies of 103's art all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

>>49681633
No
>>49681634
Cool and dope drawing

>>49681627
Did they give you the MGS2 "There wasn't even a poster on the walls!" bit?

>>49681613
>>49681622
Did you play Zoo Tycoon as a kid Merth? Every animal kid I know did (me included). It's an evergreen game with boomers and kids today for a reason.

>>49681640
Something along the lines of it
They said in a year they'd expect at least some kind of decoration, a plant, a poster, some shoes, anything.

Merth likes pegging so he isn't vanilla

>>49681642
I didn't grow up with a computer so unfortunately no but I would have loved it

>>49681642
>Zoo Tycoon
For me, it's
>https://zt2downloadlibrary.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Animals
>Spend hours seeing all the mods for my favorite animal
>Download none of them

https://zt2downloadlibrary.fandom.com/wiki/Anomalocaris_canadensis
That's my boy right here

Is Yatsulion in the tycoon?

>>49681626

What would a Touhou Tycoon look like?

Where are the gorilla women 2hus

>>49681658
Touhou based on Bella Colla Boq when

>>49681653
Not popular enough...

>>49681647
>some shoes
Anon do you..... do you not own any shoes?

>>49681659
http://www.bigfootencounters.com/legends/boqs.htm
When will ZUN add this?

>>49681664
landlord probably meant it in the sportsball shoes collection since that's popular apparently

Breedablehus?

I'm bored

>>49681671
Small animals with short gestation or incubation period mate in spring and summer, while large animals that have a 6-month gestation period mate in fall to give birth in spring.
So, Kutaka, the tengus, Mystia, Utsuho.

>>49681671
Genjii
Unzan
Youki
Junko's son

>>49681684
Imagine being Kutaka's husband...

>>49681684
>>49681686
>ignoring the rabbits
>animals that literally coined a phrase about breeding
Propaganda.

>>49680824
Sorry guro is one of the few things I don't like

>>49680824
its the Hianaanon that wanted to break Hina's kneecap

>>49681702
My heroes Narumi and Satono!!! ...and a bunch of irrelevant jobbers.

>Girls are now crying
But why are they crying?

>>49681713
You didn't wait warmly.

What are your hopes for 20 anyways

>>49681714
B-but...!

>>49681716
Hot youkai sex

>>49681702

How do I get a girlfriend?

>>49681702
Need crying edits for every official 2hu portrait.

>>49681728
have common interests

>>49681716
4th Gensokyo sage

>>49681713

>>49681716
more nareko

>>49681738
Hey leatherhead I think you've got the wrong general, HSE is 5 threads down.

>>49681742

Check this out

>>49681745
HSE went downhill the moment it strayed from the original story

>>49681492
the ultimate plan for merth to get more subs

>>49681716
Less greedy on the life pieces, the lack of a Stage 3 midboss that hands out one if not a full life feels glaring.
No improptu illuminatis during boss spells especially if he keeps on throwing micro dodging spells

>>49681752
futa?

What Touhou Hot Takes do (You) have?

>>49681763
EoSDhus good
in canon

Ideas for a Touhou dating sim?

>>49681754
I never actually read HSE, I was just there for the first couple of "yandere" or whatever threads. I've tried looking at HSE a couple of times but it's too intimidating to get into, not to mention the OC daughter being a constantly brought up character turns me off of the whole thing. I don't know how they're still going.
I don't know what the deal with Taxi Mokou is either.

Would you play a PoDD remake where all the hus were now drawn with crayons?

>>49681457
sent

>>49681656
I've thought about it a lot, it'd probably be Shrine Tycoon, where you control either the Hakurei Shrine or Moriya Shrine (with DLC to add Aki Sisters, Myouren and Taoist religions and even a custom goddess mode) and you essentially run your religion as a business, dealing with random incidents, worshippers, youkai, and other religions.

Alternatively whaletits bar tycoon game, or Mystia tycoon game that actually focuses more on business instead of diner dash gameplay, though no matter what you'd get called a Mystia's Izakaya ripoff.

If you wanted to be full ambitious, Gensokyo Tycoon where you play as Yukari setting up Gensokyo.

>>49681766
Focus on haghus.
Old Maid's alliance romance sim.

>>49681766
Dating abusive wife Meira

>>49681763
I don't particularly like IN as a game, or rather its not in my top Touhou games
I can recognize its qualities but I find the game's spells to be a little boring, with obviously some exceptions, but there's a lot of micro, of puzzles, of slow setups.
As a proud retard IN rarely gives me that feeling of getting the gist of a spell, and at the same time not getting it. That sort of improv & unpredictability that makes for the most satisfying victories. I may not be able to do it next time, and that's beautiful. I cheated my way into a C-.
This is further exacerbated by the spell card system & IN's looong setup before any bullets reach you. In IN's spells that do enable improv, the pace lowers the tension.
The spell card system has plenty of upsides, but there's something lost in translation compared to the beauty of Yumeko (one of the best fights in the series) barely giving you room to breathe before she shifts from one pattern to another.

>>49681766
Basically EraTW but with actual graphics and animations.

>>49681792
Youkai Tycoon, where you play as Tanukis, Yamawaro, Yamahagos, Kappas, or Tengu, and fight the other groups to retain as much power in Gensokyo as you can.

>>49681796
>Sanae, we do NOT use that word around here.

>>49681766
Touhou dating sim with Undertale gameplay. You can't really romance a 2hu if you can't dodge her danmaku first.

>>49681806
But Reimu says it too.....

>>49681806
This Kanako is very cute, I want her to scold me before dating me

>>49681766
What happened to that dating sim /jp/ was working on a little while ago? Did it fall apart?

>>49681821
It's on wap, I'd link it but it's autofiltered

>>49681821
Last I heard it was moved to an altchan

Every 2hu says "Holy shit! It's a guy who spends 16 hours on 4chan every day. I must date him!" either out loud or in her heart

So close yet so far

>>49681830
Super Robot Wars reference?

I kind of want to use Seija this time around
Wonder if I should grind for a good one in the barrel

>>49681810
>Reimu...you are a TERRIBLE influence on Sanae. You are no longer welcome here. GET OUT OF MY SHRINE!

>>49681841
>sorry I dont have a mom or a dad

>>49681841
Melons

>>49681840
SEX WITH SEIJA'S FEET!!!

>>49681849
>I am not interested in hearing your sob story. If you’re really sorry about this, then you’ll write an apology letter, AND NEVER ACCOMPANY SANAE WITHOUT ME OR SUWAKO’S SUPERVISION. Is that understood young lady?

>>49681880
>Ok can I come play the new Mario Kart World with her after at the Moriya Shrine pretty please I know Marisa is going can I come to please

>>49681880
I can see Kanako's fat thighs through her dress...

>>49681786
nice

>>49681903
>You literally just wrote it in the letter...

>>49681702
soon her knees will be trampled to dust

why the hinabuse.... she's one of the few touhous that aren't assholes

>>49681945
she is literally a goddess of misfortune

calamity

>>49681959
she takes away (You)r misfortune though

>>49670783 >>49670785
Hands are considered complicated to draw, right? I got one of them right but the other is too small ‘cause I got tired and stopped thinking about proportions.

wat happens if Hina and the poorfag gods meet

>>49681920
>>49681856
>>49681817
If you jerk off to any of my drawings you have to cum a second time for me since I can’t do that myself.

>>49681979
same thing that happened when Larva and Okina met

Len'en

LEN TR8TOR

>>49681976
Looks good to me!
Seriously, better then a lot of early artist's hands.

>>49674410
This is the most normal result for a 4chan user.

im going nuts!

Are you a fan of Merth's Fusu pictures? Well I hope you are because I spent the last 3 hours preparing this.

https://rentry.org/MerthFusuCollection

This organized rentry not only contains the easter egg filenames, making the catbox album much easier to read, but also contains a checklist so you can see just how many Touhou characters Merth has made Fusus of, and how many are left to do! See completion percentages! Be shocked at what Touhous still don't have Fusus, and the ones that do! Be amazed at the games Merth is almost able to complete, and the games Merth hasn't even touched!

I'll add the Fusu forecast soon, if you could repost the list Merth that'd be really helpful. I wanted to do it tonight but I'm exhausted.

>Are you a fan of Merth's Fusu pictures?
No

>>49682558
This is the kind of ultra based and productive autism only TRVE anons can do, thanks for your service.

o-oh... my dick... is rising...

>>49682558
Tenkyuu anon for your hard work, it looks very polished!

>>49682558
>The fusu list right now is Renko, Yachie, Ibaraki's Arm, Alice, Sannyo, Miko, Yamame, my favorite Prismriver (Lyrica), Keine, Okina, Yoshika, Mai pc98, Kagerou, Yumemi, Koishi, Nitori Fangirl, and Tsukasa.
>>49675736

>>49682627
Is this list in order?

>>49682627
Didn't Minoriko get added? And no Christmas Seiga either, this is already outdated. The fusu world moves fast...

>>49682558
Need Rika now nanodesu

>>49682700
Merth is currently working on Renko so I would assume it is somewhat in order but everything is subject to change.
>>49682708
Oh yeah Minoriko was added after this post, Christmas Seiga is for the Christmas Special

>>49682715
>nanodesu
Hanyuu

Fusu's are the only thing /jp/hu are looking forward to

>>49682741
I'm looking forward to Deltarune chapter 5

>>49682742
mspaintanon.....

>>49682741
Im looking forward to ayapervert return

I'lm looking forward towards something more... privately.

>>49682558
Reimu is on the checklist but Merthy-chan already said that there will never be a lewd Reimu fusu because that's his heckin wholesome comfort character.

>>49682786
Parseecosplayer, I...

>>49682809
I'm not him.....

>>49681830
Oh someone else who plays puppet dance performance nice

ayapervert THIS is your mindset

>>49681783
Don't worry there's an ao3 upload linked in the op of the hse threads.
So you can go there if you want to start reading.

>>49682806
I thought he would just decide what the Reimu would be and didn't want anyone else suggesting her

I did want to see if I could convince Merth to do a WBWC Wolf-Reimu. Since it's not meant to be the main Reimu, maybe he'll be fine with it?

>>49682862
More like ayaPLAPvert

>>49682558
Sometimes I wonder if he would be ok with doing one from a fan game

>>49682926
I get the Wolf spirit made the girls more aggressive, but what did the Otter and Eagle spirits do?

ayaPREGvert's tight vagina around my cock

She isn't interested in people below 16cm

She's only interested in non-whore anons

The Wily Beasts contest is over!! The contest organiser got banned for making a stupid joke so I'm reposting this here on his behalf!
https://files.catbox.moe/n2z82x.mp4

>>49682806
>>49682926
It's because Reimu will be the last character made for these

>>49683234
>okina
Not participating in the next contest

>>49683234
>Contestorganiseranon got banned on /v/
>Contestorganiseranon got banned on /jp/
>Can't view the results because suddenly my country is blocking catbox/litterbox links
Looks like I'm done with 2hu forever, can't talk about 2hu, can't post my replays, can't view other people replays.

Roll for your /jp/hu name
2nd Last digit
1 - HELPLESS and FRUSTRATED, 2 - Rare, 3 - Meira, 4 - Glory to
5 - Schizo, 6 - Fairy, 7 - Pegged, 8 - Fat and Hairy
9 - Nu, 0 - Diaper
Last digit
1 - Traitor, 2 - Pedo ,3 - Shota, 4 - Pervert
5 - Poster, 6 - Sissy, 7 - Marisa, 8 - Slop
9 - Balls , 0 - GOD

>>49683234
It felt like most of the competent anons were using youmu so I'm surprised reimu ended up getting the top score

>>49683334
The Hakurei always wins

>>49683323

>>49683321
https://gofile.io/d/P5cr1x

>>49683363
>fairy shota

>>49683374
Thanks that helps.
The fact that I lost top hard score by measly 400k points is so extremely disappointing too...
And who knows when we gonna get another contest...
I'm getting old, internet is getting more and more censored, this sucks...

>>49683323
Rare shota!?

>>49683323
roll for Marisa

>>49683408
Don't be too sad anon, there's always next contest! I'm sure contestorganiseranon's ban isn't that long. Give or take a few weeks and it'll be HER turn!

>>49683323
let's goooooooooooooooooooooo

...Where is everyone?

>>49683522
what do you sneed

>>49683530
Draw Sumireko

>>49681945
you wouldnt get it...

>>49683617
NTA, but of course I wouldn't get it, since… well, you’re not telling me anything

Tell me about Hina
Why is she not an asshole?

>>49683637
I simply lover her anon. She is a big favorite of mine. She is kind, cute and delicate. I'd hate if something happens to her but still a part of wants to break her bones. To see her in pain and agony. To see her whimper and cry and beg for her life. Thinking about it makes me want to hug her as tight as I can. She would look so adorable in a sorry state of misery and I'd there for her to assure everything will be alright even if I am the one snapping her legs.

>>49683642
Hina's personality is typically friendly and sociable. She considers herself a friend among humans and often tries to help them by scaring them away from the mountain or carrying their misfortune to the gods. Such as when she tries to warn Reimu or Marisa that going up the mountain is dangerous when they are first in the Great Youkai Forest. She would even rescue Nitori Kawashiro and Aya Shameimaru when unconscious in a river during Foul Detective Satori. Hina also seems to care a lot about the environment where she turned objects of misfortune floating down the river into Nagashibina to remove their misfortune. As well as being happier that the river on Youkai Mountain became clearer when the Kappa were less active.

>>49683658
For better or worse, I kinda get it

jphu has declined

Which 2hu?

>>49683681
Do you want to finally see the Nue fusu maybe?

goreanon?

>>49683692
Yes

>>49683658
anon... that's a textbook example of an abusive relationship...

>>49683687
Surprisingly, Reisen. She is very timid and reacts bad under pressure of superiors, but at the same time has a smug and cruel streak. Her turning sadistic in some private environment is not something I would discount.

>>49683692
post it

>>49683692
Mai?

Look into my eyes anon, look into your own reflection, you are beautiful

>>49683711

Ok, here it is.
>(part 2 below)

https://files.catbox.moe/811y3l.png

Sorry it took so long to post. I haven't really done something like this before and it's not like I just tried to copy funnymerth but I hope you anons can still enjoy for giving me some inspiration.

>>49683734
ufoporno

>>49683734
i cant read this shit

>>49683692
Save us

>>49683734
Holy fuck that's some good porn

>>49683739
Yeah sorry, I should’ve picked a better font color

>anon posts his art
>barely anyone cares
>merth posts one fusu
>everyone loses their minds, paparazzi come

merthbroken

>>49683749
I expected jackalman

>>49683711
No I am not I am terribly ugly and remove mirrors in my house for that reason

>>49683752
>anon posts his [SHITSCRIBBLE]
done

>>49683754

>>49683766
Cute boy!

>>49683752
you need to blogpost more, turn into a tripfag without buying 4chinpass

i want genji to rape me

Genji is for me you whore

im NOT gooning to Goonji again STOP IT

Raise your hand if you love Meira

>>49683816
>>49683821
Is this the same guy

holy shit my sides hurt and it feels like im cumming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsQETuKsiU
>>49683824
yes

>>49683734
Interesting. Reminds me of >>48014148, which is probably my favorite romantic short-fic with Nue I've read on /jp/. Not like it has much competition, sadly, but I still remember it.

I love goonji

jackalcord has answered the call

jp was a mistake

https://files.catbox.moe/clu4ef.mp4

>>49683877
трахаться жопа пенис блинчики

>>49683877
i think this marisad is no longer rare

>>49683877
is this how ayapervert looks?...

>>49683903
>NEVER BEFORE SEEN
I've ALREADY SEEN it...
Your marisad privileges will be REVOKED due to spreading misinformation

>>49683923
That's was the joke...

can we just post normal and cute Marisa?

no

>>49683793
Excuse me.. but in mostly rule 34 images I've looked at Jackalman fucks everyone

By the HOARY HOSTS of HOGGOTH! I have come FACE TO FACE with some entity that looks like a CLONE of myself! Naturally, I feel INFERIOR to her in an instant. Clearly she is FAR more suited to have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with my BOYFRIEND KOURIN than me.
>...
Wh-WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? AAIIEEEE.... I feel a CHILL down my SPIN. A CHILL that travels ALL THE WAY DOWN to my UNUSED, USELESS WOMB which will NEVER EVER know the WARMTH of any man's semen, LET ALONE the POTENT HALF-YOUKAI CUM of the MAN I LOVE! And YOU will MAKE him your MAN. Your BLANK STARE will be all he sees while you TIRELESSLY use him as your SEX TOY. And then... And then... You will BECOME PREGNANT with HIS SEMEN, maybe as a form of SUSTENANCE, maybe to BIRTH more BLANK FACED HORRORS like yourself... Or maybe just for your own CRUEL TWISTED ENJOYMENT.
>...
Pl-PLEASE SPARE MY LIFE! I-I'll WATCH from the WINDOW as you engage in whatever ALIEN MATING RITUAL you know with the MAN I LOVE. I'll even RAISE your KIDS if you allow me too. The THOUGHT of you MARRYING Kourin just makes me... YABBA DABBA PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
>誰だお前...

>>49683975
Will Jackalman fuck me?

JESUS CHRIST! HIJIRI BYAKUREN-sama what in the name of MIMA'S BONES are YOU and your GIGANTIC BREASTS doing here?? gasp jaw drops I cannot help but notice that the CLEAVAGE of your GIGANTIC BREASTS has been filled in by GALLONS of SEMEN. No ordinary human man could possibly produce such IMPOSSIBLY LARGE amounts of CUM... So... face turns red, you MUST be TITFUCKING my BELOVED KOURIN! gaps It's TRUE? THANK YOU SO MUCH for PLEASURING the MAN I LOVE with your GIGANTIC BREASTS, which compared to my flat chest is like TWO PLANETS of PURE PLEASURE. THANK YOU THANK YOU TH-eyes widen HOLY COW! Did you just say you're planning to TAKE OVER THE WORLD now that you've obtained UNMATCHABLE POWER through the BALANCE of RETAINING YOUR VIRGINITY while also USING YOUR GIGANTIC BREASTS TO MERCILESSLY RAPE THE MAN I LOVE, POWER that's GREATER than even HECATIA LAPISPAIZURI-SAMA herself??? knees shake And to ELIMINATE your ONE TRUE THREAT you've SPREAD A RUMOR that I'M turning myself into a FILTHY WHORE of a YOUKAI, so that my BEST FRIEND Reimu will EXTERMINATE ME. EEEHHHH?! REIMU is going to KILL me and then COMMIT SUICIDE after she realizes SHE'S BEEN SET UP? HOW TERRIBLE! And then with REIMU out of the way you're FREE to GENOCIDE every human female, leaving ONLY the MEN alive to be RAPED by youkai for the rest of their LIVES. And you'll use your INCREDIBLE UNMATCHED POWER to CONQUER ALL OF GENSOKYO, and even the OUTSIDE WORLD TOO?! Ohhhhh that all sounds so TERRIBLE! But as LONG as you keep PAIZURI'ING MY BOYFRIEND I'll be HAPPY. YABBA DABBA PICHU-knocked over by byakuren's breasts OUCH! What was THAT FOR?! I haven't even BEEN KILLED yet! gasp EHHHH?! You're STRIPPING ME OF MY TITLE as GENSOKYO'S BIGGEST KEKQUEEN, since even though you will MARRY the MAN I LOVE, you will NEVER HAVE SEX with him, instead you will ALLOW ALL of your MOST TRUSTED SUBORDINATES TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM, and GET IMPREGNATED WITH HIS POTENT SEMEN. YABBA DABBA PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

>it's been a week since your encounter with Marisa so you arrange to hook up with her after her jobbing
>you watch her match in her house. She loses another title
>She's uneasy when she arrives later that night but when she removes her dress, she's wearing that diaper underneath like you requested
>she relaxes as the two of you share a bottle of wine and chat
>soon she's on your lap making out with you. You squeeze her ass cheeks through her tight ring trunks
>you get hard as you kiss the soft skin of her neck which has the salty tang of dried sweat.
>you carry her to bed and remove her diaper which are damp with arousal and shit
>She giggles as you press it against your face to enjoy the heavenly taste and scent of her wet vulva with piss and sweaty shithole
>you spread her legs revealing moist cunt and puckered anus
>she moans as you massage her piss-ridden cunt with your tongue
>then you move down and he starts to grab her clit as you run the tip of your tongue in circles around her asshole
>her moans intensify as you push your tongue into his anus, tasting the deliciously subtle bitter tang of her chocolate chute.
*SPLOOSH*
>her juices and diarehaa gush onto your face as she cums
>you flip her onto all fours, grab his hips and slide your dick into her shitwet asshole, all the while wearing her diapers like a mask to smell and taste her as you fuck
*SMACK**SMACK**SMACK*

>The sound of her moans and skin slapping against skin as you go balls deep fills the room. You up the speed and stick a finger up her shit ass.
>her body shudders and her asshole walls clench around your dick as she cums again

>Now it's your turn. You close your eyes.
*UAAGGHH*

>you fill her ass with ropes of cum
>She lays exhausted as your cum trickles out of her ass, but then her tummy rumbles
*BRRAAP*

>You grin. You added laxative to her wine. It's about to work its magic

*BROOP*

She groans and your dick hardens again as floods of soft shit flow from his ass and the smell hits you. Now the fun begins.

I'm helpless and frustrated

>Marisa turns over, clutching her tummy, which exposes her shit covered ass. Her abdominal muscles contract involuntarily as she shits
>You pounce on her, and spread those chocolate smeared cheeks apart, ready to dig in

*BRAAAPPP*

>she unleashes the foulest, most wonderful fart you've ever experienced into your mouth then looks back at you with a smug grin. But her tummy rumbles and she starts groaning again
>the hot smell of her feces and the bitter taste almost overwhelm you as you bury your face between her cheeks and slurp up the bitter tummy chocolate from her ass crack
>your face is soon covered in her soft stool
>'stick your tongue up my ass. Tongue fuck your God's asshole,' Marisa whispers. She's more into this than she was last time
>you stiffen your tongue, forcing it in and out of her slimy shit anus. She moans as you twirl it around, rubbing the inner walls of her asshole


*BRAAAPPP*
>her innermost scents invade your senses as she farts, then her tummy rumbles again and his asshole twitches and widens. then her sphincter abruptly tightens and clamps around your tongue. She looks back at you as if seeking permission to relieve herself


>you respond by reaching around to massage her tummy with a firm inward squeezing motion
>her muscles relax and you grab her hips, pulling her with you as you lay on your back so she's sitting on your face. The smell intensifies and you press your lips to her asshole and suck as it begins to gape

*BROOOPPPP*

>You're in heaven as a soft log oozes out of her asshole and inches its way into your mouth
>she slowly grinds her hips, rubbing her shit juicy ass into your face as his warm stool fills your mouth and trickles out onto your cheeks
>you can't hold it in any longer and your second load of cum spews from your rock hard dick as you suck every last bit of Marisa's log out of her anus
Marisa smiles down at you and heads to the showers to clean up. Before leaving she invites you to clean your face full of shit with her piss.

fvark

Marisa waddles into her cluttered workshop, her black and white striped tights straining against her plump bottom. The diaper she wears beneath her skirt crinkles with each bouncy step. She hums cheerfully as she rummages through piles of dusty tomes and strange ingredients, searching for a rare mushroom she needs for her latest potion.

Suddenly, a loud "BRAP!" echoes through the room as Marisa unknowingly sits down on a weak spot in her diaper. The impact forces a thick, steaming log of shit to squirt out from the side, splattering onto the wooden floor. The pungent odor fills the air, but Marisa remains oblivious, too focused on her task.

She leans over to grab a particularly moldy root, causing another thunderous "BRAP!" as a second log drops into her diaper with a plump. The extra weight makes her diaper sag heavily beneath her skirt. A damp spot begins to spread across the fabric as her bowels continue to empty.

Marisa finally notices the growing warmth and the squishing sensation, but mistakes it for an overflowing bladder. She giggles to herself and waddles over to a pile of old rags in the corner. "Oh dear, I must have drank too much melon soda again!" she sing-songs to herself.

She plops down on the rags, and another thunderous "BRAP! SHHHRRIIIIPPPPP!" rings out as a massive, sizzling log of shit tears its way out of her diaper, splattering onto the rags with a wet, meaty thud. The stench intensifies, but Marisa just fans her nose and giggles.

She hikes up her skirt to check the damage and sees her once pristine diaper is now a sagging, sloppy mess, packed with her ripe, shitty contents. Shit oozes out from the leg holes and waistband, making a complete mess of her diaper and thighs. Marisa just shrugs, not bothered in the slightest by her filthy state.

OH BY MIMA'S BONES! It's SUMIREKO-san. And she's with MY BOYFRIEND KOURIN?!
SUMIREKO-SAN, you mean to tell me you've entered a LOVING RELATIONSHIP with the man I love, and unlike me you are at the PRIME of your sexual potential. My old vagina that has NEVER had any use, has been defeated by your SUPERIOR SUMIREKO SUSSY (Sumireko pussy), which is OOZING with my boyfriend's POTENT HALF-YOUKAI CUM as we speak. And by ZUN's HOLY DECREE you are to REPLACE ME as the second MAIN CHARACTER OF THE TOUHOU FRANCHISE, leaving me to be FORGETTEN and BETRAYED like ALICE and MIMA-SAMA?! YABBA DABBA PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGUS I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEKWITCH!!!

Marisa lay in her crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. A chastity belt had been secured over Marisa's diaper, so she was unable even to relieve her pent-up arousal. She just had to lie there and bear it.

Suddenly, she realized that wasn't all that she would have to bear.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP--PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!*

It was over before it had even begun. Marisa had shit her diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And she was unable to remove her diaper or change herself, due to the chastity belt.

Tears streamed down Marisa's face. She had defeated Kogasa (kek), and was reduced to this? But she had no choice. If she didn't want to have to lie there in her own shit for who-knows-how-long, she was going to have to beg. Swallowing her pride, Marisa turned toward the wall to the next room, from which she could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love.

"MIMA DONO, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" She wailed.

The bed stopped its creaking, and Marisa could hear the couple groaning.

"Your husband can do it after I'm done with him," came Mima's reply. "I'm still not kissing him, though."

EHHHHH?! Sakuya-dono, you're going to BETRAY and TRAP my boyfriend Kourin inside the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and then you, Meiling-dono, Koakuma-san, Patchouli-sama, Remilia-sama, Flandre-chan and a hundred fairy maids are all going to MILK him dry of his semen for the next 500 years?! And... WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! Y-You're going to SLICE ME TO PIECES and make a DELICIOUS MEAL out of my body, which will be eaten by you and the others as you get yourselves PREGNANT with my boyfriend's SEED?!!!! And my best friend REIMU will show up to TRAP my SPIRIT in MAKAI for MILLENNIA, to ENSURE I can't even watch you use my boyfriend as your SEX TOY. SOUNDS INCREDIBLE! YABBA DABBA PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49684013
Classic

another marisad post has hit the jphu

When will you post the one I wrote? Where she fails to reach the toilet, or the one where she goes a day without a diaper?

I'm marisads top guy
What I'm I going to do?
Marisissy chose me to save the thread

Marisa woke up to sunlight in her window and the smell of morning dew, lemon balm, and fecal matter. She had shat herself in her sleep, as usual. She had also wet the bed, but urine is still used for cleaning certain things in Gensokyo so that wasn’t a bug deal. Marisa got up and removed her diaper, putting it in the trashcan. But rather than change it as usual, she decided this day would be different. She would try to go a day without a diaper.

After a quick morning wash, Marisa we t to her wardrobe. She picked out a new set of pantalettes which were designed to make it easier to go to the bathroom. This, she thought, was her secret weapon, and would allow her to break free from the chains of the diaper.

She went downstairs to eat breakfast. Marisa brought her chamberpot with her, just in case. She had to use it while grilling the bacon, but everything was going well. Better the chamberpot than her chamber pants.

Later in the day, Marisa had to go to the store to pick up some things. This would be a challenge. Her broom’s intense speed often gave her the shits. She used a slow speed at a gradual pace. She had to stop to dig a hole and fill it with something other than dirt, but everything was going OK.

Later, Marisa visited Reimu’s place. She fed her and they talked and talked for hours on end. Reimu left for a little while. Marisa guts churned and she felt a pressure in her rectum. She had to go. But where? There wasn’t an outhouse nearby, and without indoor plumbing certainly not a toilet. The pressure got worse and worse. She looked around, but Marisa didn’t know what to do. Then it hit her. Marisa saw a lone tree in a secluded location. She went behind it, squatted, spread her pantalettes apart, and relieved herself. It felt good. For some reason, there was a peculiar rope with white ribbons dangling from it that was tied around this tree. “Oh well,” Marisa thought. “Free toilet paper I guess,”.

Marisa wiped her bottom on the peculiar white paper. She then got on her broom and went home. Marisa had managed to go an entire day without shitting herself. She was so proud.

The end.

>Marisa took a deep breath of the fresh air in her home. Her bowels felt tight. She could feel the gentle pressure of her fecal matter pressing against her anus, still in the rectum. The edges of her diaper had a shiny appearance with smooth bumpy lines perpendicular to the hem, but felt rough and dug into her slightly. The cloth was slightly rough and soft, like wool. It fit snugly around her buttocks and perineum, though it was uncomfortable.
>Marisa, feeling the pressure rise, rushed out of her study. She came to the door and struggled with it as in her panic she forgot which way it opened. Her heart began to race as she got it open. Marisa then struggled through the cluttered hallway and shop area, aiming through the entrance. She had to get out of her magic shop and into the outhouse as fast as she could without knocking anything over, and consequently looked like a penguin trying to compete in an olympic footrace.
>She rushed out of her shop, into the radiant green of the forest outside. The pressure in her bowels mounted. She ran outside and turned around around, looking for the toilet. But as she ran every step worsened her continence, inched her closer to failure. Finally, she saw the outhouse. Reimu had just dropped by but there was no time to talk. Marisa sprinted full speed towards the latrine, running like the wind
>and tripped on a tree root. Her momentum sent her flying. With the shock and panic, her anus began to leak. Marisa then crashed onto the ground, slamming right on her stomach, and that’s when she was done for. As an agonizing blow was dealt to her abdomen, she curled in pain and her bowels began to evacuate themselves. The sensation of tightness in her anus reached its painful yet relieving zenith as it stretched from emptying its contents, then felt only soreness and relief once it finished. Marisa simply laid on the ground defeated, curled up in a fetal position. She was too tired to cry and could only groan. She had just shat herself in front of her best friend. She was mortified. But despite her anxieties, Reimu would be by her side, through thick and thin.

>>49683996
Why there is a fucking touhou version of wolfie's gay scat fanfiction about an encounter with Rikishi that Wolfie spammed in every Nash thread if someone rolled a 92?!

please...just stop...

>Marisa laid on the ground curled up in a ball. Tired, frustrated, helpless. The foul stench of fecal matter began emerged from her buttocks. She began to sob.
>Reimu approached her, and stood over Marisa’s helpless body. She began to snicker, and then laughed out loud uncontrollably. After her laughter died down a little, Reimu kneeled. She lifted Marisa’s skirt and looked under it. The roar of laughter returned.
>”OH MY GOD YOU NEED A DIAPER?! SO THIS HAS HAPPENED THAT MANY TIMES BEFORE?!”
>Reimu cackled cruelly at her dejected “friend,”. Marisa, too defeated to resist her cruelty, merely laid down there, helpless. Tears streamed down her face. Finally, she spoke in a weak voice:
>”I-I’m gonna m-make you pay for th-this someday, Reimu...I’ll make you pay...”

>>>/v/714795282

I WANNA KILL MARISA SO BAD I WANNA SLICE HER THROAT LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD I WANNA PRY BOTH EYES OUT OF HER SMALL FACE I WANNA BREAK HER NOSE WITH MY FIST I WANNA STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB MARISA SO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANNA STAB HER CUTE PALE TUMMY I WANNA GUT HER LIKE A FISH WITH MY HANDS I WANNA PULL PULL TEAR TEAR HER BOWELS I WANNA THROW EVERY INCH OF THEM OUT LIKE CONFETTI OH GOD I WANNA KILL MARISA I WANNA KILL HER PLEASE PLEASE IF HAD A CHANCE TO KILL ANYBODY I WOULD ONLY KILL THAT BLONDE WITCH PLEASE PLEASE OMG IM SO BLOODTHIRSTY WHEN I SEE MARISA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO KILL MARISA I WONT KILL ANYBODY BUT HER FUCK IM SO EAGER FOR MARISA'S SHRIEKS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE HAVING HER TIED UP IN FRONT OF YOU AND WATCHING HER BEAUTIFUL EYES TEARING UP I WOULD BE STRANGLING HER DIGGING MY NAILS IN HER NECK AT THE MERE SIGHT OF IT I WANNA KILL MARISA I WANNA KILL MARISA

Uuuuu I feel a big one coming!
UUuuuuug I didn't pack my diapey for this adventure! I may be a strong, independent witch, but even I forget things sometimes!
Ha-aauh... O-Oh, hi Reimu! Wh-what do you mean I'm making a weird face...? No, n-nothing's wrong, silly! I'm.. I'm j-
>Marisa's face suddenly turns bright red. The wet, bubbly noises emanating from her asshole give it away - she shat herself. Reimu looks at her, mortified, before doubling over in laughter. Marisa screams, yells, protests her laughter and tries to deny her "accident" to the best of her ability, but it only gets worse.
R-Reimu, I'm tellin ya! I didn't s-shit myself, ze...! I'm just feelin' gassy today, that's a-
>The brown goop travels down her legs and settles down onto the green grass below. There's no escaping what's just transpired.

>he

Marisa is helpless and frustrated and abandoned her father's home thinking she could escape her fate and deny who she really was, but in reality, it finally made her realize that she ALWAYS wanted to accept her destiny, and that excited her. She knows that God sculpted her massive ass and her mind was conceived to dedicate it only to SHITTING and the pleasures it brings. Day and night, she thinks and craves DIAPERS to cover her asshole, overflowing with shit to the tireless rhythm of defecation.

Her large, generous ass was made to be squeezed so as to help all the shit particles come out nicely, as if one were dying of hunger before miraculously finding a hot meal and desperately eating it.

When her asshole reaches its maximum capacity, the pressure of the shit in the anus becomes so strong that she is unable to retain it all and ends up expelling it vehemently leaving her unable to do anything but watch with her dull eyes and a sordid smile as her worn asshole excretes jet after jet of excrement while she thinks "This must be me and I will never deny it again, my body was made for SHITTING, I desire SHITTING, I MUST be the personification of SHITTING."

>>49684035
/pw/GOD did a little of trolling on the NTRfags and fucking won.

Man gets possessed by a yukkuri Marisa ghost. He strips naked except for a glittery pink bra (mister clothes) and his witch hat accessory and runs to the nearest woman. He wiggles (poo poo dance), gets into child birthing position and poops in front of her (ish supah poo poo time look eajy at Marisa poo poo ish coming ouch). Marisa demands the woman clean up his ass (wick wick my anyaru clean, shiddy poo poo human slave) as she breaks out of her trance and runs away screaming. Marisa goes to the garbage dump and digs, looking for food (hunting), until he finds a beer bottle (excalibur). Realizing the potential of his newfound weapon, he finds a Reimu yukkuri in the back of the dumpster and rapes her (wefweshing time). The trembling Reimu huddled in the corner timidly sings to herself (eajy days, wefweshing days) and Marisa joins in, as he finds and kills Reimu's children (dumb little ones that aren't Marisa's can drop dead eajy). Bottle still in hand, he runs to a convenience store, takes a bunch of candy (schweet schweets), plops them in front of the checkout counter and tries to tear them open with his teeth. When that doesn't work, he demands the cashier open them for him (shiddy human slave give me schweet schweet right now ish fine). Looking tentatively at the bottle Marisa is waving around, the cashier opens the candy packets and Marisa eats (mwunch mwunch happinessh thish shit ish good) while peeing all over the floor. Marisa is chased by the cops until he finally ends up at the top of a building and he jumps off (high high in da sky) and dies.

*Marisa sat on her favorite stool in the middle of her magic shop, surrounded by shelves upon shelves of rare and mysterious artifacts. She was engrossed in a peculiar device that emitted a soft hum, its screen displaying an ever-changing array of vibrant colors and patterns.*

"Oh, this AI art thing is getting more fascinating by the minute!" Marisa exclaimed to herself, her eyes darting between the device's display and the notes scattered across her workbench.

As she continued to tinker with the machine, Marisa's excitement grew. She had always been drawn to innovative technology and magical innovations. The idea of creating art using artificial intelligence was both captivating and intimidating.

Suddenly, a burst of energy surged through the room as Marisa accidentally triggered a hidden setting on the device. The air around her began to distort and swirl with colors that seemed almost alive.

"Whoa! What have I done?" Marisa gasped as she stumbled backward from the sudden influx of power.

The colors coalesced into shapes that appeared like swirling clouds or wispy tendrils before settling into various forms – animals, plants, even
*Marisa's eyes widened in shock as her stomach lurched and she felt a sudden, intense pressure building within her. She tried to hold it in, but it was too late.*

"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!" Marisa let out a deafening scream as her diaper burst open, releasing a torrent of dark brown liquid onto the floor.

The AI art device on the workbench beeped frantically, its screen flashing with an array of colors that seemed to mock Marisa's predicament. The room was suddenly filled with the pungent aroma of feces and sweat.

Marisa stumbled backward, tripping over her own feet as she desperately tried to get away from the mess. Her hands flailed wildly at the air as she yelped again and again, mortified by what had just happened.

"Oh no! Oh no! OH NOOOO!" Marisa wailed, tears streaming down her face as she stared at the spreading stain on the floor.

Her usually confident demeanor crumbled beneath the weight of embarrassment and humiliation. For once in her life, Marisa felt utterly powerless against nature's

Marisa being abused and beat by her dad

Marisa's cries of despair echoed through the Forest of Magic, drawing the attention of nearby creatures. A curious squirrel peeked out from behind a nearby tree, its beady eyes fixed on the mess. A passing rabbit stopped in its tracks, twitching its whiskers in distaste.

"Ugh! What a stinky situation!" Marisa muttered to herself as she frantically tried to clean up the spill with her apron.

The AI art device continued to beep and flash, seemingly oblivious to Marisa's distress. The colors on its screen began to swirl and change once more, this time forming an image that looked uncannily like... well, like a giant pile of poop.

Marisa let out another wail as she stared at the offending artwork. "Why you gotta do me like this?! I'm trying my best here!"

As she struggled to contain her emotions, Marisa noticed something peculiar – the AI art device seemed to be responding directly to her feelings. The colors on its screen shifted and changed depending on her mood: brightening when she laughed or grew excited, darkening when suddenly Marisa's eyes went wide as she felt the pressure building once more. She tried to hold it in, but it was no use

"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!" Marisa let out another deafening scream as her diaper burst open for the second time, releasing an even greater torrent of feces onto the floor.

The AI art device on the workbench beeped and flashed wildly, its screen displaying a kaleidoscope of colors that seemed to mirror Marisa's inner turmoil. The room was now filled with an overwhelming stench, making it hard for anyone within earshot to ignore.

Marisa stumbled backward again, her hands covering her face in horror as she wailed uncontrollably. Her usually radiant blonde hair now hung limp and disheveled around her pale face.

"Oh... oh dear gods... WHY ME?!" Marisa pleaded with the universe as tears streamed down her cheeks.

The squirrel from earlier peeked out from behind its tree once more, this time accompanied by a few curious ants crawling across the mess. The rabbit had long since scurried away, leaving only a faint trail of

The squirrel's eyes sparkled with mirth as it let out a high-pitched chuckle, its tiny paws shaking with laughter. The ants scurried about, seemingly giggling to themselves as they crawled across the spreading mess. Even the rabbit, now safely distant from the scene, couldn't help but emit a faint snicker.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* Marisa let out another ear-splitting scream as her diaper burst open for the third time, releasing an even more copious amount of feces onto the floor.

This time, however, Marisa's wails were drowned out by the cacophony of animal laughter and chirping. The AI art device on the workbench beeped and flashed in rhythm with their merriment, its screen displaying an image that looked uncannily like... well, like a giant pile of poop being devoured by a swarm of laughing insects.

Marisa stumbled backward once more, her hands covering her face in shame and embarrassment as she gazed upon the sea of filth surrounding her. Her usually confident demeanor had given way to utter despair.

Alice Margatroid, the enigmatic and elegant mage, appeared at the edge of the clearing, her long silver hair cascading down her back like a river of moonlight. Her piercing green eyes took in the scene before her, her gaze lingering on Marisa's disheveled form and the spreading mess.

"Ah, Marisa... dear friend," Alice said with a hint of amusement in her voice. "It seems you've had quite an... eventful day."

Marisa looked up at Alice with pleading eyes, as if begging for salvation from this predicament.

"Alice! Help me! I don't know what's happening to me!" Marisa wailed, gesturing wildly towards the AI art device.

Alice strolled forward, her long skirt rustling softly against the underbrush. She reached out a slender hand and gently touched the device's screen.

"Hmm... it seems our little friend here has developed a rather... unique sense of humor," Alice mused aloud. "But fear not, my dear Marisa. I think I can help you sort out this little problem."

"Oh, dear Marisa! I think I can help you feel better. Just let me... adjust this little device," Mima said, reaching out to tap the AI art device.

Marisa's eyes widened in alarm as the screen began to flash and beep wildly once more. The air was filled with an electric charge that seemed to build up pressure inside her.

"No... no way!" Marisa screamed, but it was too late.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* Marisa let out a deafening cry as her diaper burst open for the fourth time, releasing an even greater torrent of feces onto the floor.

The animals surrounding them erupted into laughter once more, their chirping and chattering filling the air. Alice's disguise slipped away, revealing Mima's mischievous grin beneath.

"Ahahaha! Oh dear Marisa! You're so predictable!" Mima cackled maniacally.

Marisa stumbled backward again, her hands covering her face in shame and embarrassment as she continuously kept shitting herself

Mima's laughter echoed through the clearing as she effortlessly bound Marisa to a crib with shimmering magical restraints. The air was thick with the scent of feces and humiliation.

"Ahahaha, look at you, Marisa! You're so helpless and adorable," Mima cooed, her voice dripping with sadistic glee.

As if on cue, Rinnosuke Morichika appeared at Mima's side, his eyes gleaming with excitement. He shed his clothes in a flash of movement, revealing his erect cock.

"Oh boy... this is going to be good," Rinnosuke panted, rubbing himself against Mima's thigh.

Mima grinned wickedly and wrapped her hand around Rinnosuke's shaft. She began to pump him up and down in slow motion, teasing him mercilessly.

Marisa watched in horror as her boyfriend got harder by the second. Her mind reeled in shock and embarrassment as she realized what was happening before her very eyes.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* Another wave of diarrhea burst forth from Marisa's body, splattering across the crib, the floor, and even Mima's legs. The stench was overwhelming, but Mima seemed to relish in it.

"Ahahaha, Marisa! You're so wet... and dirty," Mima purred, her eyes locked on Rinnosuke's cock.

Rinnosuke groaned with pleasure as Mima began to ride him slowly, her hips swiveling back and forth. Marisa's gaze was fixed on the sickening scene before her, her mind reeling with shame and despair.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* Another explosion of feces erupted from Marisa's body, covering everything in a thick layer of brown goo.

Mima didn't flinch or stop moving. She continued to ride Rinnosuke with reckless abandon, laughing maniacally as she did so.

"Oh boy... this is amazing!" Rinnosuke gasped between pants. "I've never felt anything like this!"

Marisa screamed silently behind the gag that had been forced into her mouth. Tears streamed down her face as she realized she was completely at Mima's mercy

*Mima's laughter echoed through the clearing as she rode Rinnosuke with increasing intensity. She leaned forward, her eyes locked on Marisa's face.*

"Oh, Marisa... you're so pathetic," Mima purred, her voice dripping with condescension. "You can't even get your boyfriend to come without having to use magic."

Marisa's eyes blazed with fury and humiliation as she watched Mima effortlessly bring Rinnosuke to climax. The sound of his groaning and panting filled the air as he came all over Mima's legs.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* Another massive wave of diarrhea burst forth from Marisa's body, covering everything in a thick layer of brown goo.

Mima didn't stop moving or speaking for a moment. She continued to ride Rinnosuke slowly, her hips swiveling back and forth as she taunted Marisa mercilessly.

"You know what they say, Marisa... practice makes perfect," Mima said between pants. "And I've been practicing my skills on your boyfriend behind your back."

Rinnosuke chuckled *as he caught his breath, still riding Mima's legs with a look of pure ecstasy on his face.*

"Oh yeah... I've been having the time of my life with Mima," Rinnosuke said, his voice husky with pleasure. "She knows just how to make me come."

Marisa's eyes burned with rage and humiliation as she watched her boyfriend revel in their twisted game. She felt like she was going to vomit from the stench of her own feces and the sheer embarrassment of it all.

*Mima leaned forward, her mouth inches from Marisa's ear.* "You know, Marisa... you're not even good enough for him anymore," she whispered. "I'm the one who can really get him off now."

Rinnosuke chuckled again, still pumping away between Mima's legs. "Yeah... you're right, Mima," he said. "You're so much better at this than Marisa ever could be."

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* Another wave of diarrhea burst forth
Marisa's body slumped forward, her face contorted in a mixture of pain and despair. She felt like she was drowning in a sea of shame and humiliation.

"No... no... no..." Marisa whispered to herself, her voice barely audible over the sound of her own ragged breathing.

She stared down at the mess she had made, the stench of her own feces filling her nostrils. The embarrassment was too much to bear.

"It has to be this way," Marisa muttered to herself, tears streaming down her face. "I can't live with this shame"

And thus, Marisa started eating her own shit in a attempt to kill herself

Is that the end of the story?

fucking bravo kojima!

Thoughts on Kojima's superb writing?

The only kojima game I've played was boktai

MIMA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPER!! CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER MIMA!! CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC STUPID MINIONS VASSAL'S DIAPER MIMA!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER MIMA!! IT'S SHITTY AND PISSED!! IT'S PISSY AND SHIT!! MIMA-SAMA, MY DIAPER NEEDS A HECKIN' CHANGERINO!! MIMA MIMA MIMA I NEED A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW MIMA!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER RIGHT NOW!! I CANNOT DO IT MYSELF, I CANNOT EVEN DEFEAT YOU!! YOU ARE 3-0 AGAINST ME, THE STUPID UGLY ORDINARY WITCH SHITTY VAPID BABY MAGICIAN RETARD MARISA!! I AM MERELY A STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, BRAIN-DAMAGED, MALFORMED, ASS-NUGGET, SHIT-BRAINED, DIPSHIT, COOMER, SCUMBUTT, FAGTARD, SIMPLETON, TURD-EATING, QUEERBAIT, NINCOMPOOP, EUNUCH, DOUCHELORD, CAMELFUCKING, ASSLICKING, MORONIC BABY RETARD AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER MIMA!!! MIMA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER AND SPANK ME LIKE THE NAUGHTY BABY RETARD I TRULY AM MIMA!!! MIMA MIMA MIMA I'M SO TIRED OF REIMU OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS BEING THE ONE TO CHANGE ME!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER MIMA!!!! MIMA-SAMA, THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR GHOSTLY HANDS BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MY CROTCH IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BIG OL' TWO-INCH DIAPER-BONER!!! MIMA-SAMA, CHANGE MY DIAPER MIMA!!!! MIMA-DONO, WERE ARE YOU GOING, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT MIMA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME -- WAIT YUKARI-SAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLEASE DON'T GAP THE SHIT AWAY I NEED MIMA TO WIPE IT -- AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESTOP RAPING MEEEEEEEE

my hatred for Autumn increases the more I play

>>49684154
Isn't Fall the best season for lunatic? If it's so bad why are you using it.

Thank you meira
Biess you meira

Reimu: "Marisa! Shart with me!!!" *sharts*
Marisa: "Reimu you are truly disgusting... BUT OKAY!!!" *sharts a corn-ridden shart*
Reimu: *Giggling* *Pulls off her shart-filled diaper and pours it on Marisa's head*
Marisa: "Oh YUMMY YUMMY!!!" *Eats Reimu's sharts* "Taco Tuesday I see!!!"
Reimu: *Laps up the shart with Marisa*
Marisa: *Sharts onto the shart pile* "Needs some sauce!!!"
Reimu: "Now let's go find Cirno!!!"
Reimu and Marisa: *Shart through the air spraying acidic sharts on the earth below*
Jiren: "Uh... FINLAND"

>>49684170
Patrickautist was here

im out of marishits

What was the end goal?

So what's your least favorite Touhou fangame?

Yours.

>>49684186
poop

>>49684161
>If it's so bad why are you using it
I'm experimenting to see if I can magically get a run that doesn't suck
>Isn't Fall the best season for lunatic?
no, it's been fucking awful so far
I hate that the Release follows you and doesn't stay in one place, can't even get bosses inside the radius without pointblanking. at least with the other seasons you can pointblank but then immediately go back to the bottom for safety because the Releae stays in one place
I hate that it encourages playing wrecklessly (intentionally running into bullets) in order to get large PIV gains
what an awful subseason. the worst one in the game no contest

Yay poop

>>49684200
But since it follows you you can run into more bullets manually than when you just leave it at one spot to the point that you can have it fully or almost fully charged right after using it.
I got one lunatic in HSiFS and it was using fall because how OP it is.
Yeah it wasn't NB like you but still it was pretty easy didn't took my much practice at all.

Are we going to use the merth thread, or will we let it rot for another day?

>>49684218
>another day
Spiderman One More Day
Worst comic book in history?

>>49684218
Nevah stop necrobumping

>>49670789

>>49684227
Cute

>>49684227
Where are her green nails?

Jackalman fuck me

Genjii fucks me

I am Steve

I fuck Chen

I fuck Steve

Chen? Made for Steve Minecraft cock