A bit ago we had a thread about marrying 2hus and I thought I'd bring that back but with a twist.

Here's a link to the random 2hu generator:
https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/
Whichever 2hu you land on is the one you have a chance to marry. Good luck!

I guess I'll just have to get used to the allergies.

>>49689043 (OP)
>you have a chance to marry.
This is not mandatory, is it? I prefer different big-titty hakurei...

>>49689073
Not mandatory. Think of it as if the 2hu was proposing to you. You have a chance to accept or decline.

>>49689043 (OP)
Bunny wife, happy life.

>>49689043 (OP)
I think I'd accept. she's a very cute girl who I would enjoy making happy.

>>49689043 (OP)
This just feels like I'm a kid, marrying my emotionally neglectful mother. And I am so fucking down for it.

>>49689102
I'm approximately 1.6% Eirin's age, my entire life must have taken place in the blink of an eye for her. What could possibly make her fall for me, if I'm just... me? Wise as she is, does she really fall for a village nobody? If she's really in love with me, in any case, I'll do my very best to make her happy. She must get lonely in Eientei.

>>49689043 (OP)
okay sure why not

>>49689043 (OP)
I like the rocky mountains more than the forest mountains by a lot, but I think I can put up with this. Our children will be scammers like us.

>>49689043 (OP)
Kutaka, eh? She’s probably the best I can hope for out of the 2hu personalities, but I’ll never be able to sleep in for the rest of my life (and afterlife too, now that I think about it…)

>>49689190

>>49689154
>I'm approximately 1.6% Eirin's age
You're 1,040,000 years old?

>>49689190
Learn to sleep with your eyes open, dude.

>>49689202
If she can love me despite my inability to grasp high school math, she can love me despite my age.

>>49689043 (OP)
A fucking mirror is fine too.

>>49689043 (OP)
she is okay, she seems like a diligent and humble worker, but i Would need to wear ear protection every time i came or leave home... and for other things...

I like Daze, but not really in a romantic way desu

>>49689043 (OP)
https://wheelofnames.com/rgp-29y
New random spin

>>49689234
How loud do you think her orgasms are? Your poor neighbors…

Hell. Yes.

>>49689043 (OP)
I'm not leaving such an important decision in my life to random chance, I'm marrying the chicken no matter what!

My beautiful unfaithful NTR wife.

>>49689335
Would you mind sharing a cloaca with this anon? >>49689190

>>49689338
Go back to >>/v/

>>49689343
It's >>>/v/, newfriend.

>>49689345
That board doesn't deserve a bit of respect, so no >>/v/

>>49689043 (OP)
I have mixed feelings about this.

I can work with this.

>>49689280
like a tornado siren, can you imagine hearing that 4~ times a week? going to have to warn the neighbors in advance and maybe gift them ear muffs

Sex and Jackalman

I'm not sure she really understands the depth of this topic

awooo

I genuinely don't know anything about Gengetsu
she's pretty cute though

>>49689706
All you need to know is that screaming just makes it hurt more.

>>49689754
>All you need to know is that screaming just makes it hurt more.
I'm scared

>>49689043 (OP)
Got lucky with pixie dust. I'll have benefits of a loli and benefits of a hag.

>>49689073
>>49689158
>>49689234
>>49689302
>>49689359
bad wives

>>49689043 (OP)
I'm diving head first into the gap
You guys may never hear from me again but do not weep for me

>>49689043 (OP)
>>49689073
>>49689102
You guys aren't actually going to marry these 2hu's, right? It would just be better to reject them and marry a nice human girl instead.

>>49689999
the plain human village girl of your dreams is waiting for you, she might not have a canon appearance, or an interesting design, or anything of note to her, but she's waiting for you!

>>49690003
crow tengu hands typed this post

>>49690005
Doesnt change the fact its true

>>49690003
human villagers are cute too!

>>49690024
I would seriously pick the villager over Reimu. She has a plain pleasant cuteness that speaks to my heart. Cute bun too, I bet she's a hard worker

>>49690035
>I bet she's a hard worker
Indeed. She was great last night!

>>49690073
great at fingering your ass i bet fagboy

>>49690082
Damn. You really peeped us from the start, didn't you?

>>49689043 (OP)
I guess we'll both be melancholic together?

>>49689043 (OP)
I am lucky :DDD

>>49689043 (OP)
i won

>>49689043 (OP)
>Aunn
I'm sure she'll make a good wife
How hard would Reimu seethe due to me choosing her dog over her?

>>49689043 (OP)
Out of all the magicians she's the one I like the least. Although I don't dislike her I just find the others a lot more interesting than her. She's still really cool though can't complain.

Everyone excluding PC-98 characters will be part of the Makai genocide, mark my words

>>49690756
Don't make the moon finnish.

>>49690986
>Makai genocide
Huh?

>>49690986
What happens if I exclusively pick the Makai option?

For me? There's no one but my nine tailed fox, leader of the Animal Realm, hyperintelligent shikigami, mother of my half-human half-kitsune children Yakumo Ran

>>49689043 (OP)
Why am I marrying a random woman? Who is enforcing this to make it happen? Does she have any say in this or is it random for her too?

>>49689043 (OP)
I don't mind having her as a friend (with or without sex, she's neither here nor there for me) or girlfriend, a more casual kind of relationship, but marriage seems excessive

I'm fucked

>>49689878
what did kyouko do to you?

>>49693506
She was moaning too loudly during sex with anon.

>>49693506
NTA but i understand. My ears are sensitive; i'd hate Kyouko's very existence with all of my heart if i met her personally.

>>49689043 (OP)
>Hong Meiling
YES GIVE ME MY LAZY REDHEAD WAIFU

>>49691694
its more like if a touhou was proposing to you, you could say no, but can you bear the pain of breaking someone's heart?

Is it safe to have sex with her?

>>49693570

I will marry the 2hu reading this.

She will either be an amazing wife or an absolutely horrible one, no in between with this drunk smelly auntie. I probably shouldn't mention I find foxes cuter though...

>>49694921
That must suck, but maybe getting some earmuffs will fix the issue ?

>>49694928
Sumireko, most likely.

>>49694725
Depends on what’s in her mouth orifice.

>>49694725
Absolutely not.
>Captcha: SAT4N

>>49690024
Really cute honestly. Makes me wonder how the average girl from the Lunar Capital looks like,

>>49690003
>she might not have a canon appearance, or an interesting design, or anything of note to her
We have so much in common!

>>49689043 (OP)
That sounds fun!

>>49693915
>can you bear the pain of breaking someone's heart?
My desire to only ever make people happy has done damage to my life...

>>49695934
my condolences

>>49689043 (OP)
so im marrying god then

>>49697449
Remember to hydrate.

>>49697449
I'm a god. How can you impregnate a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?

>Kisume
She looks a little young for me. Can I adopt her as my youkai daughter instead? I will carry her bucket on my back and we can travel the land seeing the sights and collecting skulls.

>>49699833
>Can I adopt her as my youkai daughter instead
No
She wants you as a husband and will throw bones at any hussy who tries to get close to you

Aw hell yeah, I get a really cute, cool, sweet AND busty wife? Sign me up, senpai

>>49699851
Would she get a bigger bucket so Anon could fit more comfortably in there with her?

>>49699851
That sounds funny, I'll take it. Still not marrying her though.

>>49700186
She'll go above and beyond and invest into a giant bucket shaped house so you can both live comfortably

>>49699717
A Dagoth Ur reference is always welcome

>>49701268
She did it...

>>49689043 (OP)
She's cute and we'd get along well, but there's no sex appeal

>>49689043 (OP)
what am i in for? i know nothing about her

>>49701268
>Return after doing some errands
>Big house hanging on a rope crashes down in front of you
>Don't even flinch at this
>Kisume opens the front doors
>"Welcome home, honey!" She says with a big smile

>>49701436
you are in for a fight with >>49694933

>>49701438
What a good wife and strong as fuck house

>>49689102
I like it. Last thread I got the fish out of the deal when I pawned the hu I got off to another anon.

How much Namusan should I expect to get from her?

>>49703058
What is the policy on Buddhist nuns and marriage?

>>49703059
I think it depends on the sect and time period.

>>49703059
Buddhism is a very wide tree but it's extremely uncommon to find the monks or nuns being allowed to marry.

>>49703105
so a secret marriage, huh? anon's got his work cut out for him

ToT

>>49703199
How the fuck did you overexpose a screenshot?

>>49703199
MY EYES FUCK

>>49703230
>>49703238
i dont know how it ended up looking like that lmao

>>49703279
The screenshot is possessed by Merlin.

Well I got the most normal 2hu

>>49703317
used good

>>49689043 (OP)

>>49704023
Rude.

>>49703317
>Kosuzu
>normal
She's anything but that, be careful. Who knows what kind of weird shit she'll want to try with you just because she read it in some book.

>>49711479
>Who knows what kind of weird shit she'll want to try with you just because she read it in some book.
At least the lovemaking will be exciting
Just hope Aya never catches wind or it'll be plastered in the paper

ill take it.

>>49689043 (OP)
I don't really like menhera...
>>49712258
Congrats shota-kun!

>>49712740
She is not really mentally ill is she ? You can read her emotions through her masks.

>>49712841
>read her emotions through her masks.
Unless it changes so often that it hardly counts as normal.

>>49694934
>earmuffs
But those will block my alarm. How am I suppose to wageslave if I can't wakeup early

All her previous suitors must be crying tears of blood in Hell

HEY MOKOU IM BETTER THEN YOUR FATHER!

>>49713005

>>49711479
Imagine all the kinky sex.

>>49713015
Her father was kind of shitty anyways I'm sure she won't mind.

>>49713015
She's a lesbian though.

>>49714254
Then why doesn't she have a futacock?

>>49701438
Some jrpg merchant shit right there.

Kasen is my wife

>>49716315
proof?

>>49689063
fpbp
you're going to get your bloodline wolfed

>>49716315
Kasen is also my wife

>>49699833
The youkai is not the girl, it's the bucket. You're marrying a bucket!

>>49716745
You can share the same wife in and out of bed.

>>49716745
>>49716315
For me it's the arm

>>49716745
>>49716754
Canon NTRhu! She wants her offsprings to have diverse genes!

>>49717051
How kind of Kasen to give every anon his own kid!

>>49716315
Hermit anon...
>>49716745
Ibaraki-douji anon...
>>49716878
Arm anon...

>>49689887
Immortality guaranteed
Shackled to a youkai for the rest of eternity

>>49711479
At least we'll both live a normal human lifespan without deadly magic stuff involved (outside of youkai books she'll obsess over for the rest of her life)

>>49716754
Well, an empty bucket would be much easier to carry around for adventures.

>>49720253
More like a cum bucket.