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Anonymous No.49689043 >>49689073 >>49689126 >>49689135 >>49689154 >>49689158 >>49689172 >>49689190 >>49689218 >>49689234 >>49689276 >>49689335 >>49689359 >>49689840 >>49689887 >>49689999 >>49690314 >>49690756 >>49690793 >>49690796 >>49690925 >>49691694 >>49691782 >>49693608 >>49695934 >>49697449 >>49701426 >>49701436 >>49709174 >>49712740
Which 2hu will you marry?
A bit ago we had a thread about marrying 2hus and I thought I'd bring that back but with a twist.

Here's a link to the random 2hu generator:
https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/
Whichever 2hu you land on is the one you have a chance to marry. Good luck!
Anonymous No.49689063 >>49716454
I guess I'll just have to get used to the allergies.
Anonymous No.49689073 >>49689102 >>49689878 >>49689999
>>49689043 (OP)
>you have a chance to marry.
This is not mandatory, is it? I prefer different big-titty hakurei...
Anonymous No.49689102 >>49689154 >>49689999 >>49702794
>>49689073
Not mandatory. Think of it as if the 2hu was proposing to you. You have a chance to accept or decline.
Anonymous No.49689126
>>49689043 (OP)
Bunny wife, happy life.
Anonymous No.49689135
>>49689043 (OP)
I think I'd accept. she's a very cute girl who I would enjoy making happy.
Anonymous No.49689154 >>49689202
>>49689043 (OP)
This just feels like I'm a kid, marrying my emotionally neglectful mother. And I am so fucking down for it.

>>49689102
I'm approximately 1.6% Eirin's age, my entire life must have taken place in the blink of an eye for her. What could possibly make her fall for me, if I'm just... me? Wise as she is, does she really fall for a village nobody? If she's really in love with me, in any case, I'll do my very best to make her happy. She must get lonely in Eientei.
Anonymous No.49689158 >>49689878
>>49689043 (OP)
okay sure why not
Anonymous No.49689172
>>49689043 (OP)
I like the rocky mountains more than the forest mountains by a lot, but I think I can put up with this. Our children will be scammers like us.
Anonymous No.49689190 >>49689194 >>49689208 >>49689341
>>49689043 (OP)
Kutaka, eh? She’s probably the best I can hope for out of the 2hu personalities, but I’ll never be able to sleep in for the rest of my life (and afterlife too, now that I think about it…)
Anonymous No.49689194
>>49689190
Anonymous No.49689202 >>49689212
>>49689154
>I'm approximately 1.6% Eirin's age
You're 1,040,000 years old?
Anonymous No.49689208
>>49689190
Learn to sleep with your eyes open, dude.
Anonymous No.49689212
>>49689202
If she can love me despite my inability to grasp high school math, she can love me despite my age.
Anonymous No.49689218
>>49689043 (OP)
A fucking mirror is fine too.
Anonymous No.49689234 >>49689280 >>49689878
>>49689043 (OP)
she is okay, she seems like a diligent and humble worker, but i Would need to wear ear protection every time i came or leave home... and for other things...
Anonymous No.49689261
I like Daze, but not really in a romantic way desu
Anonymous No.49689276
>>49689043 (OP)
https://wheelofnames.com/rgp-29y
New random spin
Anonymous No.49689280 >>49689469
>>49689234
How loud do you think her orgasms are? Your poor neighbors…
Anonymous No.49689302 >>49689878
Hell. Yes.
Anonymous No.49689335 >>49689341
>>49689043 (OP)
I'm not leaving such an important decision in my life to random chance, I'm marrying the chicken no matter what!
Anonymous No.49689338 >>49689343
My beautiful unfaithful NTR wife.
Anonymous No.49689341
>>49689335
Would you mind sharing a cloaca with this anon? >>49689190
Anonymous No.49689343 >>49689345
>>49689338
Go back to >>/v/
Anonymous No.49689345 >>49689349
>>49689343
It's >>>/v/, newfriend.
Anonymous No.49689349
>>49689345
That board doesn't deserve a bit of respect, so no >>/v/
Anonymous No.49689359 >>49689878
>>49689043 (OP)
I have mixed feelings about this.
Anonymous No.49689420
I can work with this.
Anonymous No.49689469
>>49689280
like a tornado siren, can you imagine hearing that 4~ times a week? going to have to warn the neighbors in advance and maybe gift them ear muffs
Anonymous No.49689523
Sex and Jackalman
Anonymous No.49689632
I'm not sure she really understands the depth of this topic
Anonymous No.49689698
awooo
Anonymous No.49689706 >>49689754
I genuinely don't know anything about Gengetsu
she's pretty cute though
Anonymous No.49689754 >>49689762
>>49689706
All you need to know is that screaming just makes it hurt more.
Anonymous No.49689762
>>49689754
>All you need to know is that screaming just makes it hurt more.
I'm scared
Anonymous No.49689840
>>49689043 (OP)
Got lucky with pixie dust. I'll have benefits of a loli and benefits of a hag.
Anonymous No.49689878 >>49693506
>>49689073
>>49689158
>>49689234
>>49689302
>>49689359
bad wives
Anonymous No.49689887 >>49719334
>>49689043 (OP)
I'm diving head first into the gap
You guys may never hear from me again but do not weep for me
Anonymous No.49689999 >>49690003
>>49689043 (OP)
>>49689073
>>49689102
You guys aren't actually going to marry these 2hu's, right? It would just be better to reject them and marry a nice human girl instead.
Anonymous No.49690003 >>49690005 >>49690024 >>49695895
>>49689999
the plain human village girl of your dreams is waiting for you, she might not have a canon appearance, or an interesting design, or anything of note to her, but she's waiting for you!
Anonymous No.49690005 >>49690012
>>49690003
crow tengu hands typed this post
Anonymous No.49690012
>>49690005
Doesnt change the fact its true
Anonymous No.49690024 >>49690035 >>49695749
>>49690003
human villagers are cute too!
Anonymous No.49690035 >>49690073
>>49690024
I would seriously pick the villager over Reimu. She has a plain pleasant cuteness that speaks to my heart. Cute bun too, I bet she's a hard worker
Anonymous No.49690073 >>49690082
>>49690035
>I bet she's a hard worker
Indeed. She was great last night!
Anonymous No.49690082 >>49690088
>>49690073
great at fingering your ass i bet fagboy
Anonymous No.49690088
>>49690082
Damn. You really peeped us from the start, didn't you?
Anonymous No.49690314
>>49689043 (OP)
I guess we'll both be melancholic together?
Anonymous No.49690756 >>49690993
>>49689043 (OP)
I am lucky :DDD
Anonymous No.49690793
>>49689043 (OP)
i won
Nobody No.49690796
>>49689043 (OP)
>Aunn
I'm sure she'll make a good wife
How hard would Reimu seethe due to me choosing her dog over her?
Anonymous No.49690925
>>49689043 (OP)
Out of all the magicians she's the one I like the least. Although I don't dislike her I just find the others a lot more interesting than her. She's still really cool though can't complain.
Anonymous No.49690986 >>49690996 >>49691657
Everyone excluding PC-98 characters will be part of the Makai genocide, mark my words
Anonymous No.49690993
>>49690756
Don't make the moon finnish.
Anonymous No.49690996
>>49690986
>Makai genocide
Huh?
Anonymous No.49691657
>>49690986
What happens if I exclusively pick the Makai option?
Anonymous No.49691680
For me? There's no one but my nine tailed fox, leader of the Animal Realm, hyperintelligent shikigami, mother of my half-human half-kitsune children Yakumo Ran
Anonymous No.49691694 >>49693915
>>49689043 (OP)
Why am I marrying a random woman? Who is enforcing this to make it happen? Does she have any say in this or is it random for her too?
Anonymous No.49691782
>>49689043 (OP)
I don't mind having her as a friend (with or without sex, she's neither here nor there for me) or girlfriend, a more casual kind of relationship, but marriage seems excessive
Anonymous No.49692181
I'm fucked
Anonymous No.49693506 >>49693570 >>49693572
>>49689878
what did kyouko do to you?
Anonymous No.49693570 >>49694921
>>49693506
She was moaning too loudly during sex with anon.
Anonymous No.49693572
>>49693506
NTA but i understand. My ears are sensitive; i'd hate Kyouko's very existence with all of my heart if i met her personally.
Anonymous No.49693608
>>49689043 (OP)
>Hong Meiling
YES GIVE ME MY LAZY REDHEAD WAIFU
Anonymous No.49693905
Anonymous No.49693915 >>49696001
>>49691694
its more like if a touhou was proposing to you, you could say no, but can you bear the pain of breaking someone's heart?
Anonymous No.49694725 >>49695461 >>49695583
Is it safe to have sex with her?
Anonymous No.49694921 >>49694934
>>49693570
Anonymous No.49694928 >>49695372
I will marry the 2hu reading this.
Anonymous No.49694933 >>49701492
She will either be an amazing wife or an absolutely horrible one, no in between with this drunk smelly auntie. I probably shouldn't mention I find foxes cuter though...
Anonymous No.49694934 >>49713005
>>49694921
That must suck, but maybe getting some earmuffs will fix the issue ?
Anonymous No.49695372
>>49694928
Sumireko, most likely.
Anonymous No.49695461
>>49694725
Depends on what’s in her mouth orifice.
Anonymous No.49695583
>>49694725
Absolutely not.
>Captcha: SAT4N
Anonymous No.49695749
>>49690024
Really cute honestly. Makes me wonder how the average girl from the Lunar Capital looks like,
Anonymous No.49695895
>>49690003
>she might not have a canon appearance, or an interesting design, or anything of note to her
We have so much in common!
Anonymous No.49695934 >>49696730
>>49689043 (OP)
That sounds fun!
Anonymous No.49696001
>>49693915
>can you bear the pain of breaking someone's heart?
My desire to only ever make people happy has done damage to my life...
Anonymous No.49696730
>>49695934
my condolences
Anonymous No.49697449 >>49699681 >>49699717
>>49689043 (OP)
so im marrying god then
Anonymous No.49699681
>>49697449
Remember to hydrate.
Anonymous No.49699717 >>49701373
>>49697449
I'm a god. How can you impregnate a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?
Anonymous No.49699833 >>49699851 >>49716754
>Kisume
She looks a little young for me. Can I adopt her as my youkai daughter instead? I will carry her bucket on my back and we can travel the land seeing the sights and collecting skulls.
Anonymous No.49699851 >>49700186 >>49700192
>>49699833
>Can I adopt her as my youkai daughter instead
No
She wants you as a husband and will throw bones at any hussy who tries to get close to you
Anonymous No.49699867
Aw hell yeah, I get a really cute, cool, sweet AND busty wife? Sign me up, senpai
Anonymous No.49700186 >>49701268
>>49699851
Would she get a bigger bucket so Anon could fit more comfortably in there with her?
Anonymous No.49700192
>>49699851
That sounds funny, I'll take it. Still not marrying her though.
Anonymous No.49701268 >>49701405 >>49701438
>>49700186
She'll go above and beyond and invest into a giant bucket shaped house so you can both live comfortably
Anonymous No.49701373
>>49699717
A Dagoth Ur reference is always welcome
Anonymous No.49701405
>>49701268
She did it...
Anonymous No.49701426
>>49689043 (OP)
She's cute and we'd get along well, but there's no sex appeal
Anonymous No.49701436 >>49701492
>>49689043 (OP)
what am i in for? i know nothing about her
Anonymous No.49701438 >>49702774 >>49714274
>>49701268
>Return after doing some errands
>Big house hanging on a rope crashes down in front of you
>Don't even flinch at this
>Kisume opens the front doors
>"Welcome home, honey!" She says with a big smile
Anonymous No.49701492
>>49701436
you are in for a fight with >>49694933
Anonymous No.49702774
>>49701438
What a good wife and strong as fuck house
Anonymous No.49702794
>>49689102
I like it. Last thread I got the fish out of the deal when I pawned the hu I got off to another anon.
Anonymous No.49703058 >>49703059
How much Namusan should I expect to get from her?
Anonymous No.49703059 >>49703098 >>49703105
>>49703058
What is the policy on Buddhist nuns and marriage?
Anonymous No.49703098
>>49703059
I think it depends on the sect and time period.
Anonymous No.49703105 >>49703134
>>49703059
Buddhism is a very wide tree but it's extremely uncommon to find the monks or nuns being allowed to marry.
Anonymous No.49703134
>>49703105
so a secret marriage, huh? anon's got his work cut out for him
Anonymous No.49703199 >>49703230 >>49703238
ToT
Anonymous No.49703230 >>49703279
>>49703199
How the fuck did you overexpose a screenshot?
Anonymous No.49703238 >>49703279
>>49703199
MY EYES FUCK
Anonymous No.49703279 >>49703287
>>49703230
>>49703238
i dont know how it ended up looking like that lmao
Anonymous No.49703287
>>49703279
The screenshot is possessed by Merlin.
Anonymous No.49703317 >>49704023 >>49711479
Well I got the most normal 2hu
Anonymous No.49704023 >>49709611
>>49703317
used good
Anonymous No.49709174
>>49689043 (OP)
Anonymous No.49709611
>>49704023
Rude.
Anonymous No.49711479 >>49712171 >>49713648 >>49720204
>>49703317
>Kosuzu
>normal
She's anything but that, be careful. Who knows what kind of weird shit she'll want to try with you just because she read it in some book.
Anonymous No.49712171
>>49711479
>Who knows what kind of weird shit she'll want to try with you just because she read it in some book.
At least the lovemaking will be exciting
Just hope Aya never catches wind or it'll be plastered in the paper
Anonymous No.49712258 >>49712740
ill take it.
Anonymous No.49712740 >>49712841
>>49689043 (OP)
I don't really like menhera...
>>49712258
Congrats shota-kun!
Anonymous No.49712841 >>49712911
>>49712740
She is not really mentally ill is she ? You can read her emotions through her masks.
Anonymous No.49712911
>>49712841
>read her emotions through her masks.
Unless it changes so often that it hardly counts as normal.
Anonymous No.49713005 >>49713090
>>49694934
>earmuffs
But those will block my alarm. How am I suppose to wageslave if I can't wakeup early
Anonymous No.49713015 >>49714231 >>49714254
All her previous suitors must be crying tears of blood in Hell

HEY MOKOU IM BETTER THEN YOUR FATHER!
Anonymous No.49713090
>>49713005
Anonymous No.49713648
>>49711479
Imagine all the kinky sex.
Anonymous No.49714231
>>49713015
Her father was kind of shitty anyways I'm sure she won't mind.
Anonymous No.49714254 >>49714261
>>49713015
She's a lesbian though.
Anonymous No.49714261
>>49714254
Then why doesn't she have a futacock?
Anonymous No.49714274
>>49701438
Some jrpg merchant shit right there.
Anonymous No.49716315 >>49716407 >>49716745 >>49716878 >>49719058
Kasen is my wife
Anonymous No.49716407
>>49716315
proof?
Anonymous No.49716454
>>49689063
fpbp
you're going to get your bloodline wolfed
Anonymous No.49716745 >>49716760 >>49716878 >>49717051 >>49719058
>>49716315
Kasen is also my wife
Anonymous No.49716754 >>49717051 >>49720253
>>49699833
The youkai is not the girl, it's the bucket. You're marrying a bucket!
Anonymous No.49716760
>>49716745
You can share the same wife in and out of bed.
Anonymous No.49716878 >>49719058
>>49716745
>>49716315
For me it's the arm
Anonymous No.49717051 >>49718696
>>49716745
>>49716754
Canon NTRhu! She wants her offsprings to have diverse genes!
Anonymous No.49718696
>>49717051
How kind of Kasen to give every anon his own kid!
Anonymous No.49719058
>>49716315
Hermit anon...
>>49716745
Ibaraki-douji anon...
>>49716878
Arm anon...
Anonymous No.49719334
>>49689887
Immortality guaranteed
Shackled to a youkai for the rest of eternity
Anonymous No.49720204
>>49711479
At least we'll both live a normal human lifespan without deadly magic stuff involved (outside of youkai books she'll obsess over for the rest of her life)
Anonymous No.49720253 >>49720269
>>49716754
Well, an empty bucket would be much easier to carry around for adventures.
Anonymous No.49720269
>>49720253
More like a cum bucket.