Uh oh somebody forgot to make a thread

we are so dead

>>49695075 (OP)
Wow haha a meme dehumanizing reisen how original you must be so proud of yourself haha

Die

Jphu dies with me

MEEEEEEEEIRRRRRAAAAAA

Jackalbros I sense that somebody is very very, very angry on /v/ so it's best not to use that one
But I guess you can already imagine what I'm talking about if you saw the OP

>>49695075 (OP)
There is a whole genre of memes that are just r/dankmemes posts with a thin touhou skin and I see you have chosen to adopt it. What do you find funny about it?

>>49695376
i dont get that guys problem

>>49695391
Making fun of whores is good, actually

>main character who's a twink
Merth = Kris
>girl obsessed with food
Tewigodzilla = Susie
>boy who likes being stepped on
Yatsutraitor = Ralsei
>the jester, locked away yet thinks himself free
103anon = Jevil
>schizo obsessed with bigness
Mspaintanon = Spamton
>no one will shed a tear for him
Shotanon = Ramb
>powerful and wise but no longer with us
Futanon = Gerson

>>49695470
Keep going, who's
>Toriel
>Tenna
>Asgore
>Sans
>King
>Queen
>Lancer
>Roulxe
>The Egg Man
>Berdly

Wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy

Day 3 no gooning to Genjii

>>49695489
The Super Merth Bros movie is gonna be LIT

So did merth actually betrayed us?

Just did a genji cum tribute

merth :) merth :) merth :) merth :) merth :) merth :) merth :) merth :)

Hairy Komachi

Hairy Eiki

>>49695695
Jeno did that already

Merth's favorite Mario character is Geno

Enough meming about Touhous sharting themselves, time to meme about touhous peeing themselves. It’s my fetish’s turn in the spotlight.

My fetish is hands

save us merth

>>49695751
I need some practice with those. What touhou’s hands should I draw?

>>49695824
Unzan

>>49695824
Strong, burly Yuugi's hands
Delicate, refined Remilia's hands

>>49695824
Mystia

>>49695751
Some one told me once that I drew lewd hands actually and I think it’s honestly the highest compliment I’ve ever received, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that since.
>>49695824
How about some Yachie hands? Nice and grabby ones too.

>>49695751
>>49695824
merth please

Instead of making a thread, we should all go to Alice

>>49696079
Alice? Alice!

Just farted on alice

*SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF*
YIPPIE!!!

>>49696129

Alice is a good friend I would never do that

>>49696135
This is the real deal, notice how she manages to retain her class with her post.
>>49696129
This is actually a secret master degenerate imposter known as “Alícío”, please keep yourself safe and know the differences.
(VNR)

Seems like it's over, where can I find you guys on the other side?

free shimmy

>>49696184
This is not the kind of content that should be posted in the threads formerly known as /v/hu

>>49696195
Mandatory /jp/-branded Anon Sissification starts TODAY for all current remaining /v/hu refugees.
NOW EVERYBODY LINE UP, ASSIMILATION IS NEIGH.

i dont want to be a sissy why cant i be maricoolguy or mariawesomeman waaaaahhhhhh

Literally just imagine being Genji’s husband. Not just anyone’s partner — his. The ancient, wise, and weary turtle who’s carried the weight of the Hakurei lineage on his shell longer than most can remember.

He’s rarely home, and when he is, he’s tired. Bone-deep tired. You’re the one who keeps the home warm — preparing gentle meals, writing messages he never has time to send, tending the little shrine garden the way he taught you. When the door finally opens and he floats in, there’s this soft moment — his eyes meet yours, and even through the exhaustion, they light up. He doesn’t need to say anything. You just know he missed you.

You help him out of his robes, your hands brushing over the edges of his shell, fingers pausing at the worn places time carved into him. He leans into your touch with a sigh, letting himself be vulnerable only with you. There’s no passion tonight, just something deeper. You sit together, side by side, sharing silence and warmth. You feed him slowly, carefully, watching his shoulders relax. He tries to apologize for always being gone, always so tired, but you hush him with a kiss on the forehead.

Later, in bed, he wraps his limbs and shell around you protectively, his body like a cradle, solid and warm. You rest against his chest, listening to his slow heartbeat, letting it lull you to sleep. In the stillness of the night, he whispers soft things — how much he loves you, how lucky he is to have you waiting for him, how you’re the one piece of peace he has in this world.

And come morning, when he stirs before the sun and prepares to leave again, you rise with him. You kiss him softly at the threshold, and he lingers there a second longer than usual. Then he’s gone — gliding into the mist once more, your name still warm on his breath.

Is that REALLY something you want?

Grim

Mandy

>>49696205
I would rather die fighting than live on my knees

Sorry wrong thread, I'll post my passion for genji in the genji thread

Wasn’t allowed to watch that when I was younger and it was still airing, feels like I got partially cheated out on life.

>>49696229
What is an Anon? A miserable little pile of secrets!
But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU

List of the raped:
Genji
Rinnosuke
King Trump
Jackalman
List of rapists:
Unzan

i am a rapist

>>49696237
You don't belong in this world
>>49696252
I would appreciate it if you could stop publishing libel

UNZAN WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON GENJI

Could someone recap last episode of Merth&Friends?

>>49696274
Mostly filler and then one important scene at the end

>>49696274
It's going to be cancelled sorry

I am not the hero /jp/hu paints me out to be

merth.... you are the hero

how am I supposed to save vhu?

>>49696274
When do we get a beach episode?

>>49696344
draw

Drawing won't save you this time I'm afraid

>>49696274
LAST TIME ON MERTH & FRIENDS!

Anarchy, dissolution, a complete breakdown in what few systems remain...
Last episode's Beast Tournament of Strength finally comes to its rousing conclusion, with the Keiga Family being ultimately declared as the true powerhouses of the Beast Realm all-together. Local Otters and Eagles are in shambles at such shocking revelations...
The Great /jp/hu Confederacy sees further rot from within as refugees attempt to splinter themselves away from the ever-encroaching Marisissy Legion and other oppressive detractors looking to claim the spotlight as the next great figureheads of the tribe.
Among the Marisissies stands a single shitter, seemingly having grown tired of a fecal-oriented existence and wishing for more in life among a sea of disingenuous contemporaries that stand as little more than crabs in a barrel-ze. Will this single detractor be enough to dissolve the Legion all-together..?
Many refugees fled the plantations in droves after a particularly lengthy series of scorched-earth attacks that ultimately left several holdout colonies completely uninhabitable save for only the most persistent of diseased roaches around. Many simply gave up on persistence in such conditions entirely, lost to the imperceptible veil of the outer web as a whole. Echoes in the streets of those lost being dearly missed ring throughout the night.
Out from this depressive chaos and darkness, however, came a sudden interloper - a surprise samurai benefactor brought on by great Drawvenger SuperMerth to take down one of these newest roaches at the very climax of its hubris. Celebrations erupted in the streets as the sounds of mirth finally overcame the cacophony of disaster and decay for only but a moment.
Then, silence as the day finally reaches its end...
Will this great evil finally see its true discontinuation at last? Will the boundaries between /v/hu and /jp/sie finally be blurred beyond recognition? Which extra character will come out on top this week? Can a single Marisa Poster ever truly rise beyond the lackluster expectations of others?

Could this really be the final twilight hours of /jp/hu's Reign?
Find out all this and more next time this week on Merth & Friends...

>>49696394
Thanks

>>49696394
BASED

>>49696352
Are you betraying us....?

>>49696603

>>49696649
aieeeeeeee!

No! That is not Solid Snake!

Psychomantis..?

Im so drunk should i het ibvthe car? I eanna go home.

>>49696747
GIVE THIS MAN HIS KEYS!!!

>>49696747
Get in

/jp/hu encourages inadvertent vehicular manslaughter, more at 11...

>>49696756
What nide dairies youvhsve lady thanks forcthe ride. Veru ni r car you heve nu the way.
>>49696751
Finalky a crowd that understands me

CALL SOMEONE

How do I call 911?

Thoughts on the new King of the Hill? /v/hu needs a King of the Hill man to get us into shape.

>>49696768
Be careful, as god may send you into his strongest battle (a mother and her 2 kids in that crossover you t-boned)

>>49696243
Too much included in Gensokyo jackalman was there

I took a nap and in that nap I had a dream where I got like a banned message that said (user was trapped and betrayed for this post) and everyone was making fun of me

>>49696809
You aren't already?

>>49696809
(user was SMASHED and SLAMMED for this post)

Imagine being trapped and betrayed

>saddest people fart the loudest

>>49696890
https://files.catbox.moe/qlouqv.png
https://files.catbox.moe/071c11.png

Are you guys happy now that you finally killed the touhou threads for good?

>>49696890
>>49696898
KOISHIDRAWBAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49696898
Why is anon so small

>>49696933
You aren't?

>>49696933
he's a shota

>>49696933
It's the curse of being 5'11...

>>49696898
The first time an anon in any drawfag fucking 2hu character
Jackalman took advantage

>>49696927
yeah

>>49696795
Don't show it to the jackalman later I fall in love

>tfw I will never be below 5'XX
Shotas win again..........

I'm 5'4...

>>49697165
A short man with tall man energy is far better than a tall man with manlet energy. Remember that king, and you will be remembered fondly

what about a short man with sissy energy

...where is everyone?

>>49697319
lurking

>>49697319
drinking

>>49696747
>>49696768
>>49697563
Parseecosplayer...

>>49697319
At the Memerune thread on /v/

>>49697577
Im not parseecosplayer you dunce

>>49697605
Don't call me a dunce parseecosplayer

>>49697604
>"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE YOUKAI SHRINE MAIDEN AND LET ME GO!"
>The seven ice-cold goheis:

>>49697319
Video gaming

>>49697607
I cosplay but I have never cosplayed Parsee

>>49697626
Yukaricosplayer?

>>49697635
I dont care about Yukari

>>49697642
Hinatraitor?

>>49697643
Yeah

Yaaaay I guessed correctly on the first time!

>>49697649
Sorry, I was joking

Parseecosplayer... don't joke around with people.

Or perhaps it is the secret 4th cosplayer

>>49697654
Raikocosplayer!?

>>49697654
Merth!?

Hey Merth, what do you cosplay as?

>>49697661
Merth would probably cosplay as Marth

>>49697661
no one

>>49697685
Don't lie Merth you need to pick one

>>49697687
Rinnosuke

>>49697688
You have to be manly and cool to pull off a Rinnosuke though... can you really do that Merth?

>>49697604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6t9d7lylbI

>>49697691
My training arc begins now

https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BmOeByY

Bust a Move

>>49697779
You won't dox me again Merth

It's Joever

its mikover

Merth hasn't drawn anything today, what am I supposed to do now?

>>49698034
Want sloppa?

>>49698037
Unless it's fat hairy touhou bitches I'm good

>>49698037
Unless it's jackalman I'm good

Jackalman is dead.

>>49696927
Touhou threads will never recover not because they are persecuted but because they receive no traction now

>>49698062
Yes jackalman is eternal

jackalman will save vhu

It's jphu get it right yatsuchuddie

Sans undertale

>>49698122
The watermark reminds me of how one time I saw an artist draw their blog name as embroidery on the character’s clothing.

>>49698122
Why do people pretend these two characters have anything in common?

>The kiwifarms touhou thread doxxed a random fetish writer who interacted with them
Let that be a lesson to all of you, never interact with kiwifarms

>>49698419
They're both lesbians.

But you guys wouldn't dox me, right?

>>49698419
I assume it's because of the gaps/shortcuts.

>>49698419
Toriel is based on Ran

>>49698421
I don't even know why you would want to. Even by niche internet community standards those guys are losers.

my extensions......

>>49698421
Link?

mikosisters my penis shrank again today i'm so happy the estrogen is working

>>49698474
Kiwifarms has been anti-loli for a while because Null crusaded against it because moral arguments. Then recently it was revealed Null groomed some teens like ten years ago because of course he has, and that's caused a schism in the sight.

>>49698543
It's not hard to find the Touhou thread on there, though it's really not worth it. Most of the thread is just freaking out about the Gensokyo's Odyssey dev's mildly weird fetishes, bitching about ZUN not hating loli, and trying to hype up each and every generic twitter troon as the next big lolcow. They only recently got something to talk about with the touhoufest pervert getting outed.

>>49698483
>/v/hu cucks are also r/s2hujerk subhumans
Color me surprised.

Chaos chaos
I can do anything!

Despite everything, it's still /v/hu.

>>49697604

https://files.catbox.moe/yhko8j.PNG

i saw that

https://files.catbox.moe/yhko8j.PNG

>>49698654
MERTH = GOD

Share this with the Renko thread, they'll love it

>>49698654
>Filename
Merth weren't you trying to say before you were totally dominate and a man's man who'd never be a twink that lets women take charge?

Damn good Renko though

>>49698654
Not pictured is Renko getting into her truck afterwards

>>49698661
well you should consider that he gets pegged every weekend

>>49698654
HEY MERTH

What is Renko's favorite Fire Emblem?

>>49698661
what?
>>49698683
new mystery on reverse lunatic difficulty

>>49698693
Wishing that your first time drinking would lead to a schizo Japanese girl making you drunk and taking advantage of you by making you her husband is a pretty submissive thing Merth

>>49698693
>on reverse lunatic difficulty
I'm not a fire emblem guy isn't reverse lunatic like, easy?

>>49698654
YAAAAAAAAAAAWN
When are the good fusus coming? No one cares about this random human woman

>>49698707
Get back in your place youkai scum

>>49698697
Sounds more exciting than simply being pressured into it by family one time
>>49698700
Lunatic has inflated stats on everything and is the hardest difficulty of the game, Reverse Lunatic is the difficulty above that where it's the same inflated stats but now enemies always attack you first if they can counterattack even when it's your turn

>>49698711
that sounds bullshit how is that even fun?

>>49698713
It's for the mega fans that know how to break the game in two while hoping RNG is on your side

Hey merth post the gerson reimu again so I have an excuse to post a video thank you

I don't know what that is

Nevermind Merth found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwB_XKcnfl4

>>49698550
>Then recently it was revealed Null groomed some teens like ten years ago because of course he has
That has been known for ages, Janny Jewsh liked loli and anime years ago. Obviously he has tons of enemies that bring that back up so he tries so hard to overcorrect by being so anti-loli and anti-anime but I don't buy his fake moralfag act, people don't change.

>>49698654
Did she just drug me? Not very wholesome.

I can't get over the fact that Genji appears in Deltarune chapter 4
Does Toby Fox frequent these threads?

hi

>>49699005
omg toby fox hiii!

do you know the yatsuman the yatsuman the yatsuman
do you know the yatsuman the yatsuman the yatsuman

>>49699018
Yes, I know the yatsuman. Who lives in drawfag thread?

yatsuman vs merth

Favorite comic book superhero?

tewihulk

>>49698419
The real answer is because the first collab that ZUN and Toby was ZUN remixing Megalovania and Toby remixing Necrofantasia

24 hours and we're still not at bump limit. an entire day of posting.
WE'RE DEAD.

its mikover

>>49699257
lmao I called it, you jobbers would fizzle out real fast if left alone with no janny to delete your thread.

>>49698654
https://rentry.org/MerthFusuCollection

The Merth Fusu page has been updated! And good news everyone, we've reached 30 individual characters! Congratulations!

Excluding mob and unnamed characters, Merth has completed:
28/160 (17.5%)
of Touhou's character roster!

Including everything, Merth has completed:
30/161 (18.63%)
of Touhou's character roster!

It's certainly no small feat. I asked this pretty recently, but I'll ask it again since we're at the milestone (over one sixth of the way through Touhou's roster), any Fusus that have stood out to you as noteworthy or your favorite? One thing I'll say is that it's surprising so many staple characters haven't gotten Fusus yet. No Youmu, no Reisen, no Marisa, no Flandre. Is /v/hu inherently contrarian?

>>49699257
I'm okay with this, I don't have to scroll through hundreds of posts about sharting when I wake up or come back from work

A little bird told me that the real reason the threads slowed down is because trying to make a post with a certain /v/hu catchphrase will trigger the ban filter.

>>49699298
Yuri?

>>49699304
Well I didn't got banned for making this >>49699299 post.
Yet.
So I assume it's the other one?

no shart july update:
day 11, im starting to feel helpless and frustrated

>>49699257
What now then?

What does /jp/hu think of Rimworld?

>>49699335
Never played it. I assume there are some 2hu mods?

>>49699339
There was some funny drama a while back about this really conceited mod maker who hated when people titled their mods after his mod series because he worried about it confusing people and muddying his brand, which was a very generic name. So someone made a mod making fun of his title but adding Fumos to the game and the mod maker got fucking incensed about it.

>>49699311
Yeah, a certain character name associated catchphrase is the one. At least, that's what someone's convinced of, I'm not gonna test it.

I'm going to say the M word

>>49698122

meira is my friend

>>49699344
Why are the modmakers always such drama queens

We don't need any Meiras

Say the 3 word phrase instead

_ ____ __!

>>49699368
I love cum

>>49699335
RimVore2 makes the rim more fun.

Hey meira I love you thiiiiis much! :D

Meirabroken

IM NOT MEIRABROKEN!!!!!
STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!!
MEIRA SAVE ME!!!!!!

>>49699348
>>49699311
>>49699304
YOU SCARED EVERYONE LOOK ANON DIDN'T GET BANNED

yay my diapey still clean thank you meira

>>49699348
meira ballken

Meira? *Blows smoke from cigarette* now that's a name I haven't heard in a while

Meira can you please hold my hand as I shitmyself this one really hurts and I don't know if I can do it

Come here marisissy

Ok so here's a joke
Touhous are whores that sell their bodies for money
LOL
You can laugh now

>>49699633
LOL that's really all of them
not my favorite tho she doesn't do that

I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Mima! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, MIMA, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over kourin's FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in his PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE GENSOUKYO?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my BOYFRIEND SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!

>>49699391
Guess they were wrong. They tried posting that one Toby Fox "Andrew?" pasta but edited to be /v/hu related. Something in that contained banned text and they assumed it was saying meirabroken that did it.

meira balls

>>49699910
Who is they

>>49699921
What’s the name of her time-stopping maid again? I forgot.

>>49699928
sanae

Dio

let me out i wanna go to the bathroom pls

I miss my vhufriends...

I miss my diaper

>>49699951
>>>/v/715169907

Stop this shitposting and post about Touhous. I love my wife, Sanae!

>>49699933
SANAE MY COCK!! Hahahaha gottem!

>>49699970
that's youmu

>>49699976
that doesn't make any sense that doesn't work as a joke because it doesn't if you said sakuya my cock then it'd be like oh haha suck my cock but if you say sanae my cock wtf does that mean sane my cock? my cock is sane? wtf are you on about

List of 2hou boys?

>>49699987
cockbroken

One day and 3 hours. Still not at bump limit. The doomsday clock is ticking and our end is near.
Post about your favorite boyhus to reinvigorate the thread, I'll start.
Youmu Cumpacker.

>>49699988
>>49699994
wriggle nightbug

i wanna post Marisa

>>49699987
that doesn't make any sense that doesn't work as a joke because it doesn't if you said sakuya my cock then it'd be like oh haha suck my cock but if you say sanae my cock wtf does that mean sane my cock? my cock is sane? wtf are you on about my cock! Haha gottem

>/v/hu will burn itself eventually now that they are left alone, you can already see it. Their thread used to hit 1200+ posts, then 900, then 700 and now it barely cracks 600 posts

>>49700002
THAT DOESN'T WORK AS A JOKE

What went astray?

>>49700014
everything

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN FEEL MYSELF TURNING INTO A JAYSISSY EVERY SECOND THAT PASSES BY MY URGE TO POST IN CHINESE GIRL THREADS AND NTR GENERALS GROWS STRONGER AND MY TOLERANCE FOR THREADS NOT HITTING BUMP LIMIT IN 1 DAY GROWS MORE AND MORE ENTRENCHED
I MUST... I MUST POST ABOUT HOW MUCH I WANT TO FUCK MY FAVORITE 2HU IN A CHARACTER THREAD....

Post the drawing of screaming anon

Marisa

Marisa is my cute beautiful wife :)

>>49700042
shut the fuck up alipee

>>49700042
your wife is sleeping on the street
what do?

>>49700045
Why is she dressed as my own wife

my iq is growing the more i post here

>>49700024
ayaBACKSTABBER!!!

>>49700050
what?

What's there more of? Greenhus or Blondehus?

>>49700042
I’m going to kidnap her and then she will be my wife >:)

FVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKK

It's happening again :(

Toby Fox is in this thread
Say something nice to him

is Marisa cute?

Go away stupid goddess

>>49700080
Love sign~Kissy attack
>>49700081
No she’s terrifying and I’m very scared of her, I have to disable images on my browser to look at these threads.

>>49700094
AAAAHHHHHHH

hi toby

>>49700054
HOLY SHIT ITS GOBLIN MARISA

>>49700090
>she’s terrifying and I’m very scared of her

>>49700088
CHIMATA IS TENKYUUTE

>>49700088
CHIMATA IS TENKYUUTE...ON THE OPPOSITE DAY

>>49700088
CHIMATA IS TENKYUUTE

>>49700112
chimatan't

>>49700088
CHIMATA IS TENKYUUTE

>>49700104
Please stop posting Marisa to scare me guys it’s not funny at all

jphu is healing

Did you know? Snowdrops are a type of flower that create galantamine, a substance used to help with Alzheimer's. The bulbs are poisonous, however. This poison has been known since during the time of the Greeks

meow

>>49700119
Mister Robert Foxworth how similar will Dess be to Meira?

>>49700081
>"Is water wet???"

>>49700112
do you have the image for the Chima? image tenkyuu very much

"I" HAVE "ARRIVED"

>>49698092
him increases rule 34 images every day.

>>49700139
Shit status?

>>49700142
>>49699950

Chimata time

when will Marisa turn into a youkai?

>>49700152
>red hair out of nowhere
>pointy ears
SoEW

What is /v/hu’s position on the Demographic Transition Model of human population growth?
>>49700134
Well darkness is a big deal in Deltarune and they’re both girls so they’ll have some significant similarities.
>>49700088
Chimata is Tenkyuute

>>49699950
NYOOOOOOOO

>>49700156
but Marisa is currently a human?

>>49700153
>causes 19 just by existing
nothing personal youkai....

>>49700158
Transition?

>>49700163
>Transition?

>>49700167
>emoting Kokoro
It's fucking trash

>>49700167
I'm the father

>>49700172

>>49700175
"cums"

yippie the prince is here

>>49700175
Thank you, now I can finally jerk of to this

>>49700175
perfect

Who must I accept to get a free copy of Undertale + Deltarune?

>>49700194

>>49700163
I’m feeling dysphoric rn Miss Toyosatomimi, could you reassure me?
>>49700153
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

>>49700199

>>49700133
Why is that tiny pixelart of Chen still 583 bytes big? Like there’s just not that many pixels to encode and only a handful of colors. I wonder if a GIF or BMP would be smaller.

my heroes

The fairy known as child porn if she was the antichrist

>>49700224

The fairy known as HUH??

>>49700267
She’s growing. Maybe we need to put her on ozempic.

Oppa is Gangnam style, uh
Gangnam style
Op, op, op, op, Oppa is Gangnam style, uh
Gangnam style
Op, op, op, op, Oppa is Gangnam style, uh
Ayy, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op, Oppa is Gangnam style, uh
Ayy, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op, eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

>>49700292

>>49700158
Looks like rebranded Malthusianism

I have so many reaction images but no posts to react to
2hus for this feel?

I love the crown prince!

>>49700390

>>49700390

...where did everyone go?

>>49700430
8

>>49700433
bitch, you made me look

Calamity

>>49700430
/v/

>>49700440
What makes an anon behave like this

>>49700447
fighting for what is right!

where did our drawfags go? we only have merth now...

>>>/v/715181651

>still going to /v/ in the year of our meiralord 2025

dead

fvark

...no Touhou score contest this weekend?

>>49700202
you're valid

>>49700607
I think he got a ban

>>49700610
On 4/v/ yeah. Thought he was fine on /jp/ and 8/v/

I miss him/her

>>49700618
he got banned for a "stupid joke" or so he says, he's only not banned in 8/v/

>>49700622
>>49699811
>>49685383

>>49700649
Didn't knew stupid joke will give you ban longer than 3 days.
Well that sucks just gonna sit and wait patiently then.

A fool claims they will die for their favorite /v/hu, but he who is enlightened will live for their favorite /v/hu

Who is your favorite /v/hu?

>>49700673
maripoopy

>>49700673
Someone who is long forgotten and probably dead

>>49700673
Mustardgasanon

>>49700673
Youmufag: My friend is a Youmufag and he's a 10.
Diaperfags: 5. Used to be way lower but then i realized how inoffensive they truly are.
Eikijanitor: 6. It's an ok joke but i insist Komachi is a better fit for the janny joke.
Drawfags: Overall 7. I may complain about how basic their art is but they're all nice people.
Saraiautist: 7 for thinking outside the box and being funny.
Aliceposters: 6. They're bizarre and hard to describe.
Koishitters: 7. The superior Aliceposters.
Marisad: 7. They're growing on me.
CCPanon: 5. It's nice that he replies to the OP text now and he seems like a nice guy but i don't get the point of making a singular post and then leaving. Also he attracts the jannies.
Fairyfucker: 7 for having based tastes but i'd go to other places if i wanted to talk about sex.
103: Nose. Jokes aside, i suppose 6. Not as charismatic as other drawfags and his art is just ok.
Superplayers: 10 because i respect anyone that plays the games and they're kakoi.
Kutakaposter: 8 but mostly because i really like Kutaka.
Tewiboulder: 8. I like her art the most and she seems like a good lass.
Mustardgasanon: 10 and probably my favorite /v/hu joke.
Pencileater56: 8. Sadly doesn't pack as much of a punch as Mustardgasanon does.
Yatsutraitor: 7. I like his art but i don't know much more than that. I do enjoy Yatsujokes.
mspaintanon: 7. Basically a copy and paste of my thoughts on Yatsutraitor but i like how active mspaintanon is.
Rubberfuckker3445: 7. Again, can't compete with mustardgasanon.
Translateitweebsanon: 6. Not much too say.
Hinatraitor: 7. i wonder what ERPing with him is like.
Marihappy: 5. Somehow less funny than Marisad.
Seijafag: 4 from what i recall but to be fair my memory is foggy.
Bumplimitposter: 6. His gif reminds me of better days.
1ccbeggers: 10. Both funny and encourage gameplay discussion.
A.Ishitters: 5. As inoffensive as diaperfags.
Ballifiedguy: 7, those gifs are funny.
Gyateposters: 10, i love gyates.
Satorinlookingawayposter: 8, it's a funny gyate.
HinaERPer: Isn't he the same as Hinatraitor? 7 if so.
Reimusmile: 9, that picture is funny as fuck.
Footfags: 6. It's an ok fetish doomed by mediocre art.
Gaykina: 6. It's neat seeing cosplayers having sex but you barely get to see their cocks in those videos.
Sarielfootguy: 5. Not much too say.
Eaglefags: 8. Despite Yuuma being my least favorite matriatch, eaglefags tend to be the funniest.
Wolffags: 7. Neat taste, neat posts.
Otterfags: 5 because I'm dissapointed at their lack of presence as an otterfag myself.
Bringmeposters: 8. Funny joke.
Parseeanon: 7 by virtue of being a cosplayer but i need more info.
PoFVgods: 9. My heroes and i miss the PoFV hosters.
MoFhater: 3. Anyone who thinks MoF is a bad game baffles me.
Falseflaganons: 1. They're actual scum that plague all of /v/.

>>49700673
mai heroes

Kukulu?

>>49700732
Kukulu is an endless runner video game developed by Ethiopian video game company Qene Technology, which is located in Addis Ababa, and published by Gebeya. It is the first 3D video game in the Ethiopian video gaming industry, and available on iOS and Android versions. Since its release in April 2018, the game has garnered over 3,000 downloads and a 4.8 rating score on the Google Play Store as of August 2018.

Whenever people are like "oh I miss this anon :(((((" there is always one guy that nobody seems to miss and I think that is funny

but i do miss mustardgasanon

>>>/v/715187725
this has a mspaint vibe to it

>>49700762
MSPAINTHERO?!

Can we please go one (1) thread without mentioning the furry rape game?

>>49700785
furryrapebroken

!!!

>>49700785
You're right, we should be talking about Alice

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>>49700832

jphu has fallen
maridiaper won

>>49700607
Sex with the sex wolf of sex sex sex sex sex

>>49700688
Mima?

I WON A 2020 TOYOTA CAMRY WHICH CAN COMFORTABLY FIT A FAMILY OF 4?????

Touhou 20 will save /v/hu

.....for one thread

>>49700917

>>49700824

AyaJUDAS

>>49700893

>>49700967
Nooo Jackalman nooooo

Jackalman died. The person cumming on Marisa is me.

>>49700974

Just came on jackalman

>>49700974
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jackalman/1
Not for many

wtf its real

Genji would never cheat on unzan with that jackalmenance

>>49685345
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6953789
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6953788

>>49700716
>It's neat seeing cosplayers having sex but you barely get to see their cocks in those videos
Well, do you want to?

>>49700744
It's not funny, you guys never remember me

>>49701001
Where is the merth tag

>>49701004
Yes.

>>49701001
Don't fucking do that.

Puzzles?
AoE 2 coop?
Patapon Paragate coop?

>>49701001
BASED

>>49701007
merth was jackalshizo all along

>>49701001
This site is blocked in my country
What is it?

>>49701015
https://take-me-to.space/D34UDnaH.png
https://take-me-to.space/8LMybZG1.png

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/5249416

Touhou crossovers by japaneses

>>49701008
https://files.catbox.moe/o14eov.mp4

>>49701030
2hus paired with dragon testicles are not THAT uncommon

Nah I ain't watching that

>>49701034
A fine addition to my collection. Thank you.

Why are cosplayers so horny? And I'm talking about our cosplayers too.

>>49701042
People like 2hus, people also like to FUCK. Getting horny near someone who looks JUST LIKE [your_favorite_2hoe] seems pretty normal

>>49700974
Thundercats is died
Jackalman is infinite

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6953860#search=Jackalman
jacklaman is ready to experience something new

>>49700716
Why didnt you rate ayapervert?

>>49701065
no cocks, you can post it

>>49701071
my hero on the right

>>49701067
Guess who is behind that post

Would it be respectfully possible to take down the porn I made for the fusus on r34? They're not online for a reason. I know you're here. I'm redrawing them as we speak and I'd rather leave those in the bin. Yes I'm also a little upset. I also wanted to ask the fusu archive guy to change the name to something like fusuanon because I don't want my name to be associated with this.

I was carious to see the jacklaman genji images on phael and one of them was jacklaman licking genji's butthole...

god i wish i was genji

>>49701078
kwab

>>49701078
get jackaled lmao

>>49701078
uh oh the merth is angry

>>49701078
You hear that, more jackal edits on r34 coming up

jackalSHATTERED

stop samefagging and just say no

>>49701078
I will make sure all of your youtubetoddlers know about this

>do something stupid
>"uhh can you please NOT link these stupid things to ME (stupid)"
You did this to yourself, Merth. Your gf didn't draw enough blood from these pegging sessions.

>>49700265
>>49700272

>>49701091
why are you doing this to me?

okay fine I'll shut up

The jackalcord in high alert

>>49701104
Stand your ground

r/2hujerk will hear about this

>>49701101
You weren't supposed to notice my mistake stop that

>>49701078

>>49701078
But the Takane picture on Pixiv is okay?

TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITORTRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITORTRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITORTRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITORTRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITORTRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITORTRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR

>>49701108
This guy spams diaper quality shitposts and has nothing better to do other than post porn of a literal who thundercats character wtf am I supposed to do other than pretend it doesn't exist
>>49701123
Not me that's a different guy

>>49701123
darthtewi forced me to draw it and post it

>>49701133

THE MERTH DEFENSE SYSTEM HAS BEEN BREACHED
ALERT
THE MERTH DEFENSE SYSTEM HAS BEEN BREACHED

>>49701134
K W A B
W
A
B

>>49701134
I didn't know. Sorry for shouting "MERTH JUMPSCARE ON PIXIV" one time

Merth... thoughts on Tales of Phantasia: Narikiri Dungeon X?

>>49701078
Merth we're being raided by an autist this sadly happens I get being uncomfortable with having lewd art associated with your art name but the sooner you cross that barrier the more free you'll feel. A lot less people care about it than you think.

KEKAROO
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6950661

>>49701134
oh NOW farth cares about thread quality
that's hilarious

Finally a good thread

this yuyucock guy is my new hero

>farth
uh oh

merth melty
merthy

>>49701150
alright

>>49701134
If I were you I'd abandon this place
Or just come back in a month

All hail the king

The reason you don't see the Jackalman spammer on the 8 is because he'd get outed as a smaefag instantly and actually banned.

I can't believe you are making me have to side with m*rth in this case

The reason you don't see the Jackalman spammer on the 8 is because its fucking dead

Your reason for not saying ja?

8 is poisoning our well

>>49701179
Look man you spam shit copypastas but at the end of the day you're alright just don't tell me you actually watch monkey torture videos

This might be the last Merth & Friends episode, tune in to our next series Marisissy & Enemies (from the makers of Merth & Friends)

>>49701179

>>49701187
not every marisa poster is poopoo spammer, get over yourself bitcherth

Jackalman peed in the well

The Situation? It's Crazy!!!

>>49701196
sorry

>>49701078
>I don't want my name to be associated with this
You know, that's a completely reasonable thing to want. The problem is that you decided on that WAY too late, you've drawn far too much public porn to be able to hide it now.
If you want to distance yourself from it then the name change thing is something you should go for sooner rather than later, I know that moiwool requested Danbooru to tag his risque stuff under a different name and they actually abided by that. Anyway you're incapable of checking a simple FAQ page but I'll do you a solid just this once for being a cool guy
https://rule34.paheal.net/wiki/faq#bb-Artist2

>>49701187
BOGUS bomb
>>49701189
TRVTH nuke

Meiravirgy, supernigger, I'm so sorry please come and save us from what we have become!!

>>49701196
But he's did identify me correctly, well I mean I never did copypastas, all my posts are handmade on the spot!

>>49701078
https://rule34.paheal.net/wiki/image_reports

Email them and have them take the edits of your pics down.

>>49701196
es you are. Anyone making the lowest form of /v/hu post is an NPC with a mind completely identical to any other. You may have multiple bodies, so to speak. However, you are a single insect that must be purged from these lands.

>>49701211
>he's did

>>49701217

>>49701220
any good suicide methods?

>>49701204
You're completely right on what you said and I can't blame this on anyone other than myself; It's what I get for being careless, but thank you

>>49701139
WE ARE NOW ENTERING MERTHCON 1

now the Mariorder will rule these threads with an iron fist

>>49700983
Jackalman has 1000 images now

Thank you jackalGODS for knocking merth a peg (heh) or two

merth is going to drawLEAVE

This shit is fucking ass bro, 103 was right.

>>49701232
If it makes you feel any better, like that other anon said I don't think anyone will cause any drama over it since you haven't made any super objectionable and you don't have an account where you post all of this stuff so it's not like you're trying to corrupt your poor impressionable viewers or whatever. Hell, you could even pretend that it's just a copycat doing porn in your style if you wanted to.
Honestly, if there's any drama that happens I feel like it'd be from browsing 4chan rather than having drawn porn before.

DRAW DRAMA
DRAWMA

What's the point in spoonfeeding this retard who decided to sperg out over attention for his naughty shitscribbles ONLY after making a gorillion of them?

>>49701259
Okuutranny!! I missed you so much!!!!

>>49701078
I can if you'd like, let me know (though it's probably better to make these requests on 8/hu where it's easy to tell it's you, especially while there's a malicious samefagger right now). Like some other anons have said, you'd be closing the barn door after the horse got out, so to speak (not to mention you have an iconic art style) but it's up to you, I don't mind changing it now if it makes you more comfortable.

Drawing porn isn't a death sentence for an art career, literally every artist has done it, no one you'd ever want to work for would care. And the worst you've ever drawn is NTR. Quite frankly, I'm shocked you haven't tried to cash in on it yet, you could easily charge $20 on ko-fi or something for the fusu requests.

Giving merth the porn pass

JACK
JACK
JACK
JACK OVER JAPAN

>>49701263
(Un)fortunately, I'm not okuutranny - I just steal images

a heartwarming reunion between marisissy and okuutranny

Merth? Is that you?
Merth, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Merth. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Merth, being that you're about 20 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "meirabroken", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is fusus, Merth, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Merth, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Merth, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on another Tabletop Simulator background. The commission fee is two million dollars.

>>49701265
Barn door? horses??? are you tewihorsemother????

>>49701278
oh nononono

"Merth, Merth! We got Merth over here!!
See? Nobody cares."

The rise and fall of Merth 2024-2025 (video essay)

>>49701265
If you could that'd be nice thanks. I know it's too late but we'll just forget about it eventually like most things. I don't charge for these because I don't think they're worth any sort of money and I'd rather practice better anatomy from these poses too, and I don't think I ever will charge people money for these fusu pics unless it was under extremely specific circumstances

Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth Merth

The merth situation is crazy

okay merth we mentioned your name enough times in this thread you can happily cum today

>>49701295
Alright, I hope you change your mind again someday. Deleting this crushed me.

The M E R T H table... no...

>>49701310
lel rest in piss

the merth library... burned to the ground....

>>49701295
you fell off

Who is this fusuanon and why is he stealing merth's art? I don't understand...

>>49701310
Actually replace fusus with farth it's a funny nickname you can keep it

STOP EDITING MY ART

The merthapocalypse is upon us

NEXT FUSU WILL BE JACKALMAN

To anyone here who is looking for the /8/hu thread to get away from the spammers, here are the directions!

1. Go to the 8 site. The ending of the url should be se, not com or org or whatever you may be used to.
2. Go to the /v/ board there.
3. Ctrl + F "Touhou"

Congratulations! You've found the promised land! Funposts, 103, contests, and easy times are yours forever!

/v/hu has degenerated into something I don't recognize anymore... ayaJEHOVAH was right

>>49701350
I use the one that ends with moe and I go to the /vb/ board

>>49701350
going to 8 is admitting defeat

>>49700138

>>49701360
>The housewife with a black eye said

>>49701360
We've already been through this

The fuck happened?

Merth just dropped the N bomb

>>49701360
Didn't you already admit defeat by going to /jp/?

M bomb

>>49701377
That's the joke!
*badum tuss*

>>49701212
Jackalman please fuck this anon thanks
Good luck jackal boy

>>49701378
Meira

Why is it admitting defeat anyways?
Why not just post in the places you can/want to post in for good reasons?

>>49701350
>ids
no thanks

This doesn't even deserve a proper drawFAG introduction because this is dead serious
the fusus I did a few months ago EVERYONE on the internet-
THEY'RE REPOSTED ON R34
JACKLAMAN DID EDITS OF THEM
IT'S MY FAULT I ADMIT IT IT'S MY FAULT
I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE FUSUS
OUT
OF
R34
I'LL SEND IN TEWIHULK
I'LL SEND IN THE MERTHDEFENCEFORCE
I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!!!!
JUST GET IT OFF R34

>>49701393
Afraid people would know your other thread personalities? don't worry I have them tabulated anyway

>>49701393
>Poopoo Peepee Diaper Marisa hates IDs
The ants hate storing sugar in sealed boxes

We killed another drawfag, are you happy already??

>>49701396
>your other thread personalities
name them. RIGHT NOW

>>49701350
The best part of this place is the shitposting, there is no fun there

>>49701397
I've never heard of a saying like this before. It's very charming, thank you for letting me know about it.

>>49701067
For a second I misread this as saying
>Why didn’t you rape ayapervert

>>49701402
>killed
not yet
>happy
not yet

Rape away all your problems

>>49701407
Well? Why didn't you?

>>49701423
Because you don't rape ayapervert. Ayapervert rapes you. Always.

Yuyucock upload more images please!!

There hasn't been rule3 for months.

>>49701423
Because rape is usually considered an extremely unethical thing??

>>49701403
https://archived.moe/r9k/thread/79819226/

>>49701430
Proofs?

>>49701350
The only acceptable thread is on /vb/; the rest is heresy.

>>49701431
FUARK

>>49701440
i dont want to imagine what happens here

>>49701449
Don't question my abilities

Alone I wait in /jp/
I count the hours till I am banned
I dreamed a dream that Merth had stayed
With all the Fusus that he made

Alone at the end of the day
Upon this banwave night I pray
Take these spammers, Jannie, to thy embrace
Make them leave this place

Jan on high, hear my prayer
Ban us now, banwave shared
Where I am, ban me too
Take me now, and end this 'hu

>>49701453
Actually it's better than what happens here

>>49701454
My turn.

>>49701459
SHIT IS BETTER THAN PISS?

/v/hu came back to life and it only took Merth his dignity and pride. Appreciate Merth's sacrifice.

>>49701453

>>49701468
i apologize this is fucking kino

Let's all go to /vb/hu!

NO
let's go to /diap/

Sorry I'm a leafgreen chad

Sorry I'm a firered chad

I feel bad for Merth, I hope his day wasn't ruined...

choose wisely
https://poal.me/q1d1ob

>>49701493
I feel bad for him too

>>49701511
My hero sonic

/vb/ is hilarious because you can pinpoint the exact time everyone left

>>49701523
LIAR

>>49701525
>Sonicfags are liars
It's over

Okinanon do you happen to have a longer Ayaperv leak?

>>49701511
results so far

>>49701538
yay

>>49701511
>>49701538
So, uhhh, which one??

>>49701558
We must make a seperate thread for marisissy pictures/ copypastas

Wouldn't /v/ on 8 make the most sense?

>>49701562
No

>>49701562

>>49701562

>>49701562
They won't want us there. 103 is busy making a tier list right now there.

>>49701562
We gotta go to the spanish boards

>>49701562
Marisissy and the Jackalman spammer can't post there because they're ban on sight.

>>49701573
i can just use a vpn anyways

>>49701573
Then go there

>>49701573
Obviously. Post quality is incredibly important for us.

>>49701562
103 posts in that one, so you can't post there unless you want to lose out on your Merth faction bonuses

>>49701591
doesnt merth post there too sometimes

>>49701591
We can just kick him out if we act the same as usual

>>49701584
what the fuck is this supposed to be?

>>49701350
I'd really like to go to the 8 but the few altchan histories i know are of dubious owners & mass leakage (ironic since 4chan did just get hacked recently i know)
So i'm stuck here lurking mostly until a good post pop in like game contests or HSiFS LNB Anon's progress

>>49701584
A tierlist of ytp quotes is higher quality than marissy and jackalman yes

/v/hu is saved!

>>49701599
The 8 people use isn't the 8 that was shady anon.

>>49701596
checked and yep he did

>>49701598
Pic related
>>49701600
You are a black man

Touhou?

>>49701606
I've always done this since the shutdown that one time

>>49701611
yes

>>49701612
Merth is that you? Are you OK? Please respond.

marisissy loves coom
marisissy loves coom
marisissy loves coom
marisissy loves coom
I am marisissy and I love coom

>>49701614
Yea why

>>49701612
I know I was there I was just making sure

>>49701604
Yeah I know, I wasn't referring to that either way. When I stop being a paranoid pussy i'll probably take the step forward.

>>49701618
You just seemed really upset earlier and wth telling the fusuanon to wipe your name from the archive I was scared you'd leave forever and give the jackalmanfag a kill count

you're my comfort drawfag

I *beep*
Lo- *beep*
Love *beep*
C-cum *DIIIIIIIIIIIIING*

>>49701618
I HATE YOU

>>49701625
No I'm not leaving I already drew Jackalman getting shot but I'm fine it's not a huge deal like everyone made it out to be

I
HATE
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
WHY
DO IIIIIIIIIIIII
LOVE YOUUU

>>49701604
I’m confused. Wikipedia only really talks about one.

>>49701612
You haven't posted the Renko over there yet...

>>49701642
retard >>49698654

>>49701644
Anon, I...

>>49701640
>Wikipedia
>An accurate source for edgy online content
Several different sites have taken the mantle of 8.

>>49701644
Dumb ESL poster

>>49701644
You should really learn to read before calling other people retards

What do you guys think of feet?

I know moe is different from kun but this shit makes me laugh
https://files.catbox.moe/07d60s.mp4

>>49701650
Meh
Not as good as hairy

>>49701644
Merth this is the first time you've called someone retard and it's for a post you misread

>>49701657
that wasn't me

>>49701654
I look like this btw

>>49701654
la creatura...

Stop fucking flagging me as spam

>>49701654
Is hotwheels the biggest case of troll's remorse in the world? He ended up becoming a massive furfag

>>49701644
>deleted
LAUGH AT THIS MAN

>>49701660
>deleted
Clearly, it was you

>>49701644
merth got humiliated so much today

>>49701644
>[Deleted]
OH NO NO NO N ON ONOHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>49701636
NTA but you did at least get me to check out 8moe for just a second. Seems okay at first glance, maybe a little intimidating but I can see why people like 103 would settle there comfortably.
It's just a shame there was enough posts in the touhou thread to hard-crash my browser lol, I'd consider it more if I wasn't already spread elsewhere and didn't get confused/overwhelmed easily by all the options.
Partially unrelated but have you ever checked out kissu.moe before? It might not be 100% your thing but it's at least where at lot of 4/jp/sies went after the hack as well. And some people here lurk there anyways, I know that for a fact

>>49701670

>>49701676
STOP THINKING EVERYTHING IS ME

the Renko fusu isnt on 8

I am on ozempic

>>49701644
Just post the Renko fusu over there and tell everyone you're sorry for calling Anon a retard Merth

>>49701688
So it WAS you...

I assume now that saying the 8 word flags my text as spam

>>49701697
it's not i just said it wasn't me

>>49701685
Stop telling /v/ermin about my safe space

>>49701698
eight

Just touched grass
Kinda overrated

I can't count

>>49701685
yup, you just told the shitposters about my comfort board
wow, just wow
like holy meira dude

>>49701685
Kissu was the first outlet I considered but apparently its owned by the same folks as basedparty

>>49701706
They already know anon, I'm sorry...but it's not like bullshit wouldn't be dealt with over there.

Wake up Meira

>Merth still won't post it over there

Only girls would visit a site named "kissu"

>>49701730
It sounds like a dating site

Hehehe, hey anon what number comes after 7?

Merth come to wap please please

>>49701733
8!

>>49701718
>basedparty
I'm sorry, is this some kind of interboard shorthand I don't know about? The mods and admins seemed alright to me but it's at least neat that you know of it.
>>49701730
>>49701732
Kissing is what you do with friends

>>49701744
Newcutie spotted

>>49701747

They put a gun to my head and said "say you hate Meira or else you will die" I lost one of my lives that day

Joe biden

joe diaper

Obama

>>49698550
They weren’t really bitching, just disturbed and annoyed that the fairy mangaka has a lot of strange stuff he drew. They weren’t really bashing Zun. But yeah they did manage to find the info of that Avi cuck pretty quickly so that good.

>>49698550
Doesn't null like shotacon

Why did thread's quality increase all of a sudden

>>49701796
I came.

Just face it anons, you love the slop, you desire the /jp/hu slop

>>49701805
I don't LOVE slop, I'm THE SLOP

Post the koislop

Merth do you like your hotdogs with our without mustard

CCPnigger stil trapped in vhu

Eikijanitor? Trapped and betrayed
CCPanon? Trapped and betrayed

mspaintanon stil trapped in vhu

I am trapped and betrayed in /jp/hu

>>49701846
being trapped and betrayed is a mindset.

HAHAH FUNNY LOL

>>49701863
tremendo momazo

i love
A: cum
B: meira
C: genjii
D: unzan
which one is it?

Cum
>Error: Duplicate file exists
>Error: Duplicate file exists
>Error: Duplicate file exists

I hate everyone

>>49701899
STOP POSTING THIS TV

A /v/ thread could save us

I SNEED more drawdrama

>>49701924
When in doubt post bait and see how many believe in it

I am Mspaintanon. I HATE /jp/.

>Well you see, /v/hu got depopulated. How, why? First blow was hack and creation of /8/hu. Quite a few important anons then decided to stay there and not return to /v/hu, but /v/hu was still kicking since we still retained our soul, part of actual on-topic posters, potential fresh blood from /v/ catalogue and jannies to hide from and keep us fit. But second, most important blow, has been inflicted with creation of "/jp/"hu". This abomination was born from someone thinking it would be good idea to raid /jp/, and usually it would just end it quick ban of such genius. However this time fate (and jannies) decided to not touch the thread at all, supposedly to spite natives. After it archived, another genius decided to make another one, probably thinking it will be so convenient to move there once and for all, since you have carte blanche to shit all over the place, not caring about quality in the slightest, thus cementing birth of true soulless 24/7 namefag circlejerk general we were accused of being and have been closing to, but here the process finished.
Summing it up with 8 (and other altchans) exodus, now we have dedicated slophole in /diap/, on-topic thread on 8, and /v/hu as a mix of these is dying. That's if we're optimistic, factually it has already died.

>>49701886
all me btw

>>49701929
So, what I have to do is post something embarrassing, delete it, and then insist that I was merely pretending to be retarded?

...

I miss the good morning poster

>>49702076
I killed and ate him

where did it all go so wrong...

>>49702080

MEIRA!

>>49701363
tenkyuu anon

>>49702089

Always remember dark pp

Honestly, I'm not really surprised by the fact that there is a picture of Nue fumo deepthroating jackalman.
Thanks for reading my blog.

>>49702162

>>49701350
I don't care about 8/v/, Pissu, Wap or whatever, I'd rather bear with the presence of diaperfags, schizos and weens than dead boards with 1 post per week.

>>49702184
it should be the other way around

>>49702212
wait a second i read that wrong i might be retarded

>>49702206
8/v/ is pretty active, but its boring as fuck.

I'm retarded

>>49701493
I don't.
>"I never thought schizos would troll ME!" Said the guy who posted at the schizos trolling people thread.

Why aren't you on /Meira/

Only real ones know of /Meira/

>>49701535
POST THE PARTIAL VERSION, I WANT TO SEE

Whatever happened to ayaperv

>>49702231
>>49702240
/meira/ is dead

>>49702250
The raped

>>49702254
Just like Meira

MAKE A NEW ONE NOW

MIGRATE
>>49550099
>>49550099
>>49550099

>>49702265
okay get in

real one >>49702298

I love fucking Rule 34 Paheal!