big boobies sexy lady

>>49711620 (OP)
She always likes to give the impression of being elegant but imposing, when underneath she is a soft girl, somewhat annoying on many occasions but nothing that can really make you hate her. You just have to give her some attention (since she rarely receives genuine attention from anyone) to bring out her soft side and make her get attached to you.

I don't

>>49711620 (OP)
She's stinky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ

>>49711948
I love my 17-year-old momwife!

>>49711620 (OP)
We love trains.

>>49712206
Real.

>>49712206
I don't.

>>49711620 (OP)
It starts with an "s" and ends with "aggy titties with big ol' salami nipples".

Dorky train otaku 17 year old saggy tatas roleplaying as wise sage while being stinky (smells good to me)

>>49712581
As a wise anon once said: Yukari smells good, even when she doesn't!

>>49711941
The lie that Yukari "smells like corpses" was an exaggerated lie made up by Marisa for her cheap tabloid advertised as a grimoire. In reality, she has old people smell - kareishuu, the sillage of which is one of nature's signifiers of a healthy, mature body. The magician hates this smell because it reminds her that she will, as a human, ultimately wither and rot with age - whereas Yukari is an eternally blossoming orchid, forever frozen in time at the peak of bodily and mental maturity, forever reaping it's fruits. The bitterness and resentment she feels towards the old maiden over this is the strongest of it's kind in Gensokyo, outside of the unceasing jealousy which Parsee is doomed to feel for all eternity.

>>49711620 (OP)
I don't like yakumo yukari

>>49711620 (OP)
She's one of Gensokyo's most famous lesbians.

>>49711948
flat yukarin?

>>49711620 (OP)
I have severe mommy issues.

>>49711620 (OP)
Wouldn't you like to know that?

>this thread

>>49711620 (OP)
I like dangerous women

I want to snuggle her silly like the big dork she is

>>49715922
I DON’T have mummy issues

i do not

goon

>>49720678
hagfoot smell is dangerous, especially when concentrated in stockings

>>49711620 (OP)
I need Yukarin to gap a vibrator with the strength of a truck engine next to my prostate fuuuck

>>49721055
That’s homo

>>49721055
>>49639001

I like her personality and design

>>49722086
Can't a man want to be brutally pegged by an old lady without an anon redirecting him to her wife-pet-computer?

>>49722231
No, since the pet-computer is the designated pegger.

>>49711620 (OP)
I don't.

>>49715922
Y-Yes ma'am

>>49719376
Is she cosplaying as Ellen Baker

She's Maribel but youkai

>>49726434
wrong
Maribel is her daughter

>>49726439
Who is the father?

>>49726461
Some say the wather was a mere prey inside a spider's web, meeting his demise soon after by the same mother. Others say that there was no father, and that the fatherless daughter was made in a similar manner to parthenogenesis. There are even people saying that maribel is not actually her daughter, but connected in another way Because who would even want to fuck some antisocial dangerous old youkai ?

>>49724742
do you like it?

>>49727708
I do, it'sw very cute. But Yukari is cutest as herself~

>>49712263
I plan to see if I can catch this train on my trip to Niimi next time I go to Japan. Looking forward to it.

>>49711620 (OP)
>What makes you like Yukari so much?

Her shikigami, Yakumo Ran! I love my wife Ran-sama!

>>49726552
If Gappy is feeling fruitful, you WILL be helping her multiply

>>49726461
Me

>>49727826
Isn't multiplying supposed to be Ran's job?

>>49729916
Is this what happens when Yukari does a youkai femcel fusion dance with a tengu?

The Sage's Sagging Saggers
SSS

Queen

>>49732962
Of pegging innocent young men with her huge futapenis.

>>49732974
Stop calling it pegging when it's an actual penis. That's stupid.

>>49711620 (OP)
Her luscious Venusian body, her long blonde her, her mature hag energy, her stinky smell and her dominant and eccentric personality.

>>49711620 (OP)
mature

mature ≠ old

Our resonant, rapacious propensities

>>49732759
As opposed to non-sagging saggers?

>>49711671
fpbp.

>>49711620 (OP)

Boundary of Sagging and Perky

"Yukari... Yakumo... I don't know what you'll tell you, but I can't keep it to myself... I'm crazy about you, I love you very much..."

>>49711620 (OP)
She's sexy. Evil, very evil. But that just makes her even more sexy.

>>49747653
Evil looks like THIS?

>>49747702
how rude, yukarin is just a delicate flower.

>>49747702
Yes.

>>49747653
If evil, why hot?

Evilness is in the eye of the beholder.

>>49747702
MATING PRESS WITH BOTH

>>49749257
There is nothing evil about this young maiden.

>>49750599
Knowing that such a fascinating lady exists without having the privilege of cuddling with her is, as a matter of fact, evil.

yorimashi