The Maid or the Gatekeeper? Blue or Green?

>>49714113 (OP)
cute and canon

>>49714113 (OP)
Greenkeeper, always.

friendly reminder that it's impossible to impregnate sakuya, her body is perpetually frozen in time and thus you cannot force a fetus inside her womb

>>49714126
Anon that's hot, it means she's meant for pure non-reproductive pleasure, all the better.

>>49714132
You don't want to do that or you might start getting random really intense dry orgasms where the maid just looks smug at you and adjusts her dress...

>>49714113 (OP)
I like the gatekeeper better because she seems more easy going but the maid seems like she could instill in me a sense of discipline that I have never had in my life.

>>49714197
"Discipline" you in the sense that you never use anyone else in the mansion except her as an outlet for your urges.

>>49714113 (OP)
The Maid because I want her to molest me while time is stopped

>>49714741
better yet she could slow down the flow of time during an orgasm and prolong the pleasure to a mind-breaking extent

>>49714113 (OP)
Since Sakuya is only Remisexual I choose Meiling. She's quite nice and reads manga with Remi, so she's perfect for me.

The maid mating pressing the gatekeeper
The gatekeeper leg locking the maid

>>49714811
Anon, domestic servitude doesn't equal sexual interest.

>>49714914
Give him a break. Do you really think a NEET would know how jobs work?

>>49714914
She idolizes Remi a little too much, and has ben working for her for an unnatural amount of time. I think is safe to think she's pretty sus, also they are more friends than just master-servant.

>>49714811
Everyone in the mansion is Remiliasexual if you think about it
>Sakuya always puts Remilia on a pedestal and boasts that her mistress is the strongest, although she also sometimes trolls her a little, which shows a significant level of trust
>Meiling highly respects Remilia and always obeys every whim she might have. They also enjoy reading comics together and Remilia likes watching Meiling practice her martial arts from her balcony
>Patchouli has been the vampire's best friend for about 100 years and Remilia even did renovations so Patchouli could have her library inside the mansion
>the fairy maids unironically stick around the mansion because they enjoy working for Remilia
>the hobgoblins must also feel appreciation for her as she was the only one who accepted them when no one else wanted them in Gensokyo because they were considered ugly

>>49714914
FACT: remi forces saguya to eat her out like that one gif i cant find

>>49714113 (OP)
i like sakuya more but is it wrong that i prefer the color green over blue?

>>49715285
I guess Flandre and Koakuma are not Remiliasexual? Are they?

>>49715344
Damn, I forgot Koakuma existed. She's Patchouli's familiar so I guess she's the exception. I like to think Flandre is tsundere for Remilia; they've been shown getting along together, and for a destruction addict she has never hurt Remilia until now.

>>49715285
That only proves Remilia is the heart of the SDM, not that everyone is a raging lesbian

>>49715334
No, green is nature's natural color. Those who love blue only seek unattainable blue skies.

>>49715320
https://files.catbox.moe/b3xgt3.webm
GIWIWS

>>49714811
>>49715344
>>49715389
>>49715429
They're all lesbians in a big polycule!

>>49715320
>>49715701
Cute and canon yurihus!

>>49714113 (OP)
I like to believe that no matter which one you choose, the rest of the mansion will vicariously live their relationship fantasies through you both

>>49715848
I believe that no matter who you choose will have the other girls of the SDM use their powers or their positions to molest you and you have no way out because you can't keep seeing your girl without visiting the mansion of horny singles.

>>49714113 (OP)
Maid hoooly shiiit I shoulda been born in Gensokyo!

>>49716115
She wouldn't be interested in you anyway.
She likes girls.

>>49716124
>She likes girls.
This is your dyke brain in Risui and Sakurana.

>>49716124
She might like girls but she'd Looove me

>>49715533
just like how sakuya's pussy is unattainable

>>49716124
Everyone in Gensokyo is either asexual or lesbian
Men don't get a chance

>>49718880
Junko had a son though.

>>49714811
Gerald Tarrant. To discuss this centuries old Lich is to step into a territory few ever consider. Much could be written, and for you Toramaru, whom refuse to understand
lartuen yllarom ton si chsnemrebu eht taht
I'm going to just be off the cuff caffeine toxic male in my writing style. First though, you love her, but you're not willing to build a better life for her. That isn't friendship Heir of Light
yhtapohcysp si ti
and a familiar variation thereof. Foregoing any guesses as to allegiance with this failing syndicate of incestuous cyber organisms, let's stay on target towards the Fae by examining why in this chain of replies about a gatekeeper for whom the manse is mysterious and the maid who may be hallucinating and how everyone back in the day
>>>>nosrep EMAS eht erew yeht
your antidepressant fueled sociopathy is the false edgy version of the nietzchian ideal. First of all, he was lonely. Pushing away a friend immediately says your just the hot topic version. Second, he would not and I want to be quoted have assumed an ingratiang posture of surrender to a windmill. Point three, morally black actions are the hallmark of the system the overman fights to annihilate, anyone who

be leaves<
you is someone whoes been riding this merry go round until they think alchohol is water. What's it feel like tiger, being judged by citrus fruit? A real german knows what. Every day Toramaru, every single day of my life until visions of injustice. Now, don't think this is about you. It's about your false sympathy in the internets version of Innsmouth. Cool art request dude.
Scroll those old posts. Do you
noitpeced tceted uoy od
anywhere?
Belief and the things born of it can shape the circuitry of the mind. But somewhere you assumed legumes and racism against red haired people made it all make sense. I invented the idea of God tiger boy. IF you don't make this day perfect, you're going to find out how much you don't stack up against a Raksha. Ghostbusters movie villain idea there filmographist.
>>>/mlp/
Play hopscotch all you want, but don't fool yourself anymore about this being a pissing contest. Cerebus, yesterday you waffled. Another peanut butter and jelly adventure!
Bullseye!

>>49719084

>>49714113 (OP)
Meiling because Sakuya is way beyond me, Sakuya is a turbo Stacy, Meiling is not.

bump

>>49718980
Junko is a late blooming lesbian!

>>49720825
She has a thing for Reisen, doesn't she?

>>49714197
She'll force you to wear the cage and the maid outfit.

>>49714113 (OP)
Sakuya has the ability to do anything she wants to you with no repercussions. I don't know which one is safest to choose to not get bullied by Sakuya, but I'll go with Meiling to be as far away from her as possible.

>>49722617
Sakuya rapes you every time she's cross at Meiling.

>>49723085
Why? She has access to any man in Gensokyo, would Meiling's friend really be her first choice?

>>49723097
The point isn't to get you, it's to hurt Meiling.

>>49723097
She will notice that you're avoiding her. It's always funniest and hottest to bully those who don't want it
>>49723123
This too

>>49723123
>>49723131
Would choosing Sakuya have been better then?

>>49723085
I will complain to Remilia if she fucks me without my permission.

>>49723185
Why would Remilia fuck you without permission?

>>49723215
I mean if her servant does that!

>>49723215
Do you ever wonder why powerful people have so many sex scandals? When you're rich, famous, powerful, you can get fucks easily. No, they want the forbidden fruit, the ones that are hard to get. And that gets them in trouble. Be single in the mansion, Remi's a polite host. Be disinterested or taken, she gets handsy.

>>49723746
This is why Flan is the better sister
At least she's honest

>>49723763
About wanting to kill you? No thanks. Remi is the obvious choice, only a suicidal retard would choose the murderous schizo over the most friendly, moeblow onee-chan.

>>49723815
you wouldn't understand
Flan is only for the most strong willed and persistent and once you overcome the trials, you'll be rewarded with the most loyal and passionate lover Gensokyo's ever seen

>>49724039
She has a big futapenis and likes locking men up in chastity cages to peg them though.

>>49724039
Interesting headcanon, but unfortunately your waifu's canon personality is actually nasty and indifferent to love.

>>49724066
>futa
Unfortunately we are not going to be friends.

>>49724085
Flanfags on suicide watch

>>49724105
I like how that's the part of my post you objected to.

>>49723815
You are a patrician of excellent taste, anon

>>49724085
better to try and woo someone who's indifferent than fall in love with someone who might cheat on you

>>49724164
Remi being able to set me up with threesomes with the other SDM girls is a bonus.

>>49724164
>still trying to use the cheating argument
Nigga, that shit got debunked, it has to do with her fate powers and her capacity to choose fates. Don't project your shit fetish on Remilia, please.

>>49724164
You don't get it. All the omikujis are written as if the 2hus were the ones giving you advice or sharing what they would do in your place. For example, when Remilia tells you not to be a two-timer she's implying that she would never be unfaithful to the person she loves because she knows it would only bring suffering.

>>49714113 (OP)
You don't choose China, China chooses you.
One day she'd just move into your house. You'd adapt to her living with you until eventually you realize you've been treating her as your wife for months without noticing.

>>49724525
This is how it would work with canon Meiling. Finding out she just moved into the SDM randomly one day was the funniest thing ever.

>>49724525
doesn't nobody find suspicious that a unspecified Chinese youkai one day set up shop in the recently arrived western mansion full of insufferable People?. that have a "Sage Spy" written al over her face. what if she took the job after the vampire incident? no wonder Flan is suspicious about her.

>>49724618
I like to think it has something to do with Remi's fate manipulation. Given how much of a weeb she is, it's a rather fortunate coincidence that a kung-fu master as fond of manga as she is showed up at her door one day.

>>49714114
Yes.

I'm sorry, I just have to get this out.
I love meisaku.

>>49725764
Cute and canon! Post yuri!

>>49725810
shut the fuck up already

>>49725810
You already have a thread, why do you come here?

>>49725764
Needs a bulge edit.

>>49725816
Annoying spammers like >>49725818 are trying to ruin it.

>>49725869
YOU are the annoying spammer, fucking faggot

>>49725764
Would you let Meiling and Sakuya carry on a secret gay relationship behind your back?

>>49725869
I didn't even realize there was futaposting in the yuri thread. I only started that futa = yuri posting to combat you when you'd spam your shit in other threads. I've never gone to the yuri threads at all. On one hand I feel a bit bad about it happening in the one thread which is for that stuff, but on the other hand I'm glad to see it catch on with others and you're just getting a taste of your own Melancholy. Maybe if you stop they'll forgive you and also stop.

>>49725869
Maybe futafags wouldn't take over if you actually posted in that thread. On a similar note, maybe your board wouldn't be dead if you actually posted in it. But I get it, you leave posting to others, you prefer to watch.

>>49725899
>I only started that futa = yuri posting
Kill your self.

>>49725936
Meiling has the only big chinese cock btw

>>49725936
You could've chosen reconciliation, but instead you're only going to drive more to posting like that.

>>49725869
What spammers are you talking about? Some people just like futa yuri. The world doesn't revolve around you faggot.

>>49725951
The ones that have admitted in this thread to spamming futa and pretending /d/ is /u/ to annoy innocent yurifriends and drive down the quality of to/u/ho/u/ discussion. Also there's no such thing as yuri futa.

>>49725936
fuck you, you fucking yurifag, i hope the futatards rape all your shitty yuri threads

>>49725956
just go back to /u/ yurifag scum

>>49725956
>there's no such thing as yuri futa.
Then why is there so much futa in the yuri thread? It's almost like those two together perfectly.

I really wish yurifriends and heterofriends would get along...
You can like both, or just one! It's fine, there's no need to get at each other's throats!

I want the purple NEET dork(weak to bellygrab)

>>49725897
I am another anon but I would recommend them not to hide their true feelings for each other and make out anytime, anywhere.

>>49714113 (OP)
I like both, but I'm not sure of dating two girls at once is a good idea.

>>49726481
>make out anytime, anywhere.
But primarily on my dick.

>>49726641
You would not last a minute.

>>49729637
Good.

i want to marry the china lady

>>49729826
As do I.

>>49726641
that would be horrible being used as the dildo for two horny bisexual touhous

>>49714113 (OP)

>>49714113 (OP)
I want both of them to fart on my face

>>49714113 (OP)
I want to become close enough friends with Sakuya that she'd show her goofy side to me. Ditzy misunderstandings, dumb wordplay, silly jokes. That's the life.
I also wanna fuck Meiling in the ass.

>>49724618
>Sage Spy
It'd be really fucking funny if Meiling WAS sent by the sages, but Remilia won her over with charisma and manga.
"Fuck the Dragon God, he calls me a loser when I weeb out. SDM for life!" Something like that.

>>49737647
Love versus lust, everyone.
Surprised it's that way around though, Sakuya looks a good fuck but Meiling is more obvious wife material.

>>49737658
>Sakuya looks a good fuck
I disagree. I'm not even sure she knows what sex is. She might think babies quantum entangle themselves to the mother's belly.

>>49737681
She'd certainly say it, whether or not she believed it.

>>49737658
Sakuya is the one with all the skills while Meiling is really physically fit. Of course Meiling would be the one for mind-blowing sex while Sakuya is the one you'd want to spend your life with.

>>49714113 (OP)

Hong's glory...

But the maid is so sexual

>>49714113 (OP)
I wish they were real and that they would call me racial slurs and spit at me.

>>49752196
Why are you brown?

>>49752216
I am sorry Sakuya-sama and Meiling-sama. Please, punish me for my browness.

>>49752335
Get on your knees.

>>49752216
SAAAAARSSSSS

>>49714113 (OP)
https://mega.nz/file/vzIFQAiT#h_Dj7-giit_E8V--3tHYoiVe-EkD_BSeH1KdvCpKee0
why are they like this

>>49753235
>1,32 GB
>04:47
This shit better be good for such a length and weight.

>>49753235
wtf? this is dolphin porn???

>>49753268
japs can't encode proper filesizes for shit,
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120434604
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120434559
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120434349
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120434415

its that anyways

>>49753235
>>49753339
Nooo, their love is pure...

>>49753388
They can use a good dicking.