Thread 49716599

'guya is literally me

JACKALMAN

yes I need jackalman porn

Why are there so many jackalman fucks anon porn images?

Yukarina x jackalman

ENTER
OUR HEROES

Thoughts on fat Alice?

>>49716617
Where is Noelle?

MoFvarking /v/hu HEROES:
Merth
Contest anon
mspaintanon
Tewimum
Yatsutraitor
PotemKINO
1cc Chimata schizo
the newly converted /jp/ natives

MoFvarking /v/hu ENEMIES:
Patchopedo ween
Maridiaper schizo
Chynadiaper schizo aka CCPanon
Jackalman schizo
Ayapervert
Tewiavatarfag schizo

>>49716636
And the 8traitors?

>>49716636
And then you have the gall to claim you aren't obsessed with thread celebs.

Touhou?

>>49716617
Bazeeeeeed
Jackalman my fav

>>49716618
That’s almost all in her belly with a bit in her boobs. She looks pregnant, not fat.

Mike first theme

>>49716636
Jackalman has a schizophrenic version

>>49716654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-DvoCTarMQ

>>49716690
https://youtu.be/ja8Fx3dEMiQ?si=nbWX8IJHhDKpBxdV

Reposting this

>>49716718
I like the detail on the knuckles, good job

>>49716718
Sex

>>49716636
You forgot 103

>>49716727
Using my own hands as a reference the first knuckles have a trio of lines but I turned them into spirals as my style of a moe simplification of things, just like making noses or sometimes mouths just tiny lines in the normal anime artstyle.

>>49716727
I forgot to say thank you

>>49716636
AyaJEHOVAH was right

BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=touhou+excessive_pubic_hair
Pick your favorite out of the 7 pages

I am getting sick of this place so much, I'm getting the itch to spam the /jp/ catalog with more jaypisshu threads so mods get annoyed enough to delete them

>>49716656
Ewww american anime
I hate Thundercats 2011

>49716913
Fuck off pedophile

>>49716913
Do
It

>>49716913
>Patchopedo, the head of the anti-Merth resistance, is a literal CHOMO that wants to rape babies by his own admission
Anti-Merthfags have some serious splainin to do.

>>49716913
More jphu threads?! that means more fun for everyone!! do it anon!!

>>49716913
You nasty nigga you like kids?? you like little boys??? You gay ass nigga somebody shoulda beat yo ass way more when you were growing cus obvviously your unc ass self grew to be a fucking waste kill yourself so we can beat your corpse pedo fuck

Hey I wanted to highlight a super cool event.
It's called immersive Geidontei. A bunch of cosplayers rented a bar where they hold, as the title says, an immersive Geidontei experience. You get to play dice games with Sannyo, chit chat with Mamizou, drink from a real menu & get served by Miyoi, and there's apparently a little incident story as you spend time there.
Perhaps not the best place to be advertising but I thought that was genuinely heartwarming and cute.

>>49716950
Will you attend it, Parseecosplayer?

Meiya!

Merth is a nigger that still doesn't understand how 4chan works, every drawfag back in vhu did not reply to anyone or announce themselves especially when posters get too obsessed, he simply does not understand the phrase "in rome do as romans do" he's too up his own ass and self centered to have any sort of self awareness about what he's doing. He's 100% enjoying it especially this thread, I bet he's jerking off to it right now.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk

>>49716984
YUUUUP YUUUUUUUUUP WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

>>49716984
TRUV NVKE

>>49716984
Merthbroken

>>49716984
Im only here to shitpost and I enjoy hiding under merth's shadow

Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja
Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone one-shot ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
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Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka
Oppan Gangnam style
Gangnam style
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Oppan Gangnam style
Eh, sexy lady
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Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

>>49716984
Merth broke you

>>49716984
Merthsissies our response...

>>49716997
Merth is the jester who makes art and amuses us with his antics. What does >>49716984 Anon do to entertain me?

>>49716957
Parseecosplayer doesn't post here, you'd have to ask on 8

>>49716984
why are koishiposters like this?

>>49716984
The post that broke merthhu

>>49716984
You have 10 seconds to explain why I shouldn't have you exterminated for your insolence whelp

>>49716984
To be fair I would do the same if I had drawing skills, I want to be an attention drawhore too

>>49717016
Juan...

PatchyFUHRER shall lead the cleansing of /jp/hu from the untermerths

>>49716984
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP HE'S MY COMFORT SCRIBBLERINO MAY MEIRA BEHEAD YOUR FILTHY HEAD INSHALLAH

>>49716984
You want to rape babies, you could make the best argument ever against him and I'd still say you belong in the woodchipper, CHOMO.

What about Mspaintanon?

>>49716984
You eat babies everyone knows that

>>49717064
Seiga out of nowhere?!

>>49716984
MerthBABIES will be publicly executed on the streets

wow....

>>49717056
hes making a game

>>49716984
Where is merth's official statement about this?

plap plap tewibabies then eat them
pump, dump and chomp style yum yum

All the diapeys are brown (all the diapeys are brown)
And the sky is gay (and the sky is gay)
I've been on jphu (I've been on jphu)
on a Wednesday (on a Wednesday)
I'd be helpless and frustrated (I'd be helpless and frustrated)
if I was on vhu (if I was on vhu)
jphu dreamin (jphu dreamin on such a Wednesday)

I have ween fatigue

>>49716984
How can I make rage baits like this to get this much (You)s?

>>49717118
the only song I like despite hating california, ruined.

>>49717141
don't you mean
ImBROOOPED
heh, get it?

besmirched into ruination

>>49717151
shut up marinigger you're not funny anymore

>>49717166
NYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49717118
the only song I like despite shitting on california, imBROOOPED

>>49717169
No seriously, you're not funny anymore
From one /jp/hu to another, please stop

notice how it all went downhill when we stopped talking about meira

Kagami Sumika

>>49717169
From one /jp/hu to another, you are my favorite poster.

>>49717182
>anymore
you're part of the problem

>>49717183
Meira was like the necessary evil that sealed all other evils

>>49717193
who are the prime evils

notice how it all went downhill when we STARTED talking about meira, but nobody remembers, I'm the only 4chan original here

my hecking self inserterino out of NOWHERE

>>49717206
But I don't see Marth or Johnny Joestar?

>>49716699
brown tuhu seggs ouhhh

>>49717206
Based and AGPilled

negro miko reimu i will shit at you
negro miko reimu nah ill shit at you
negro miko reimu

>>49717190
I'm not going to deny it was funny first few times because it was and I did laugh.
But now it has been repeated so much it's just stale. But that's not even the real problem because I have tolerated the Meira era. The real problem is that there is no diversity in posts anymore, like where are the koisneeders? the yuumaposters? aliceschizos? the 1cc charters? the drawcomplainers? the occasional blogposters? and that's just off the top of my head, I am sure there were many many more anons and posters I am forgetting.

But now take a look at the previous thread, about 90% of posts were either about merth or maridiaper. I would not mind merthposting and diaperposting if IT WASN'T THE ONLY THING THAT GOT POSTED. Seriously, even the "yuuka likes black men" meme got trampled by the merth hordes

>>49717246
you like black men?

>>49717246
Maybe make better things that can compete?

>For some reason, people don't like our BLACKED meme or literal pedophilia. I just don't get why we can't compete with the other post memes.

>>49717246
???
Post chart

hello everyone! i am watering my plants.

Thundercats is scary

>>49717259
Hi watering plants anon! What plants are you watering today?

>>49717246
yuukasissy LIVID that more people aren't talking about his wife's sexual proclivities

new meme:
helpless otter
this post is sponsored by the Keiga Family

>>49717264
I am watering my basil and parsley! Thank you for asking.

>>49717259
Water me! water me!

>>49716599 (OP)
Jackalman: I'm just a jackal

Kicchou-sama we're being made fun of...

>>49717268
He cute

>>49717268
sex

>>49716599 (OP)
Jackalman: plz help me!

Jackalman : Thundercats is scary

HEY MERTH!

oh BROTHER he's gonna talk about merth again SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT HIM ALREADY

Jackalman: I've heard rumors that taking me to Marrymore
but I don't wanna Marrymore I wanna marry marry Gensokyo.

>>49717260
t. Zoomer
Go watch skibidi toilet then

>>49717301
Jackalman Suicide

>>49717301
Jackalman Change style every 30 seconds better thundercats roar

Gauging interest for a Mystic Square contest, in lieu of our absent contest anon. Consider this a palette cleanser, if you will. I guess this'll freshen up my meager video & image editing skills.
Here is the pitch. 4 teams, each represented by the 4 playable characters of Mystic Square. The goal? Gather as many dream points (You know, the points you gather that give you a life every 100 of them you collect) as you can while 1cc'ing the game. These points will be used, rather than score, to decide which girl has the most dedicated players.
While Mima's superior mobility gives her an edge, I believe the odds are not as skewed as wolves against Mayumi in WBaWC. I know people can be lazy about getting the PC-98 games, hence the following post.

>>49717333
Rigged against Reimu and Yuuka

I ain't playing non canon games

wolfbros we are fading

i am ballin
i am faded

>merthposting stops
>thread comes to a halt

>diapeyposting stops
>thread comes to a halt

LA-LA-LA-LAVA

CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN

Is slime in minecraft sticky or bouncy?

i eat slime

>>49717333
As far as I understand contest Anon is around, and he plans to do the HSiFS contests, he also asked about it on 8 to gauge interest, did he got banned again or something?
I'm okay with playing any game, in fact I've been grinding MS recently so I'm okay with that but I don't want two contests at the same time.

https://paintbbs.sakura.ne.jp/cgi/neosample/poti-board-en/potiboard.php?res=792

Real Touhou artists

i eat little children

i believe in patchyhero, they will get rid of the merthnance

>>49717512
Shut up pedophile

>>49717535
YUP
YUP
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

So, the choice is between
>Merth, friendly drawfag who contributes art, entertainment, and quality discussion
or
>Pedophilia
The absolute state of Merth Weens

>>49717556
What does ween mean?

>>49717301
this show depresses me

>>49717556
I'm gonna go with the pedophilia

Amazing how the anti-drawfag anons completely killed their movement before it even got off the ground. I haven't seen a campaign this disastrous since Jeb Bush, or Sargon"s

>>49717556
>entertainment
>quality discussion

>>49717556
>quality discussion

>>49717604
>>49717620
Prove me wrong anons. Prove me wrong.

>>49717556
>friendly
>art
>quality discussion

pedochouli is my FUCKING HERO and you don't talk shit about him

>>49716984
Bro, you /v/hutards are not the Romans in Rome, you're the barbarians sacking Rome aka /jp/.

Draw tier list ranked according to artistic ability

TOP TIER
Futanon
MID TIER
Shotanon
Yatsutraitor
Sumianon
SHIT TIER
Everyone else

>>49717662
shit taste, where is MERTHGOD?

>>49717560
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Weens

>>49717665
In shit tier along with all the other clowns

>>49717667
Thanks. I didn't know that.

>>49717670
you will be beheaded installah

>>49717670
ummm uhhhh pedo pedo!! kys pedo!

Jesus Merth did a fucking number on this guy lmao

>>49717670
FUCK OFF PEDO

merthdrones in shambles kek

>>49717662
>Futanon
Yes he maxxxxed skill (likely has formal art education at Vatnik U) but his appeal is nearly zero and his style is ultra ugly.

>Shotanon
High skill but he has a grotesque, very emetic style

>Yatsutraitor
Decent skill, super nice style, very high creativity and A++ appeal. I YATSUKNEEL!!!

>Sumianon
Mid skill, very bad anatomy and that nigga can only draw Memereko. His style is interesting I guess.

You can call me a drone all you want but you support a pedophile

The funniest part of the Merthweens is that Merth lives rent-free in their heads 24/7 and Merth doesn't even know their names

He won

The funniest part about merthdrones is that they shamelessly dickride a guy who doesn't know their names and doesn't care about them (for free, too!)

>>49717734
Merthbroken

>>49717738
brokenaboutthetruthbroken

>>49717738
pedobroken

The merth campaign has successfully turned the anti-merth movement into painting them as pedophiles

>>49717763
They're the ones who did that themselves though, which is a weird hill to die on but at least they're dead

>>49717769
Falseflag

Ohhh merth-sama your dick tastes so good

>>49717763
>he doesn't know
See >>49713121

>>49717763
It's McCarthyism all over again but with pedos instead of commies, let's call it McMerthysim

The patchybatman is one of the obsessed toddlers here aka one of the merthsupporters (yes it's true), but they refuse to see the truth, he simply wrote plan about every namefag here, by your logic all jacklaman haters are pedos too.

>>49717795
Let me guess: you think the Earth is flat too

>>49717795
Let me guess: you think Sakuya's chest is flat too

>>49717795
ANOTHER TRUV NVKE

Sakuya is 7ft tall and has gigantic tits

Sakuya is a midget that gets used as a disposable piss rag by her mistress

. . .

>>49717836
I want to snort Remi's remains...

>>49717836
How fucking stupid is she thinking this would work

>>49717868
What's wrong with it?

>>49717881
Is Remilia really just going to stand there and take it??

>>49717887
Undertale

>>49717887
Huh well what are you going to do if you were in that position big guy? huh??

>>49717940
The Dark Knight Rises

I CAN DO ANYTHING

4U

So, who's the Roaring Knight going to be?

>>49718070
December "Deer Meira" Holiday

/v/hu... is dead...

What the fuck is going on?

>>49718105
Yiik: A Postmodern RPG

Did you know that Eurasia has had youkai in the ranks of its army since 1965? Indoctrinated youkai were released from internment camps and sent to fight in the Alaskan War (1965-1966) as parts of penal units; military command stated that this was a way to "prove their loyalty to Eurasia". Majority of youkai soldiers were tengu. Eurasian command used youkai units sparsely though, as to not alert American and Canadian militaries. That did not stop rumors from spawning, telling of Eurasians having people with inhuman abilities in their ranks (elevated from just rumors during the Australian Civil War and later World War IV). As the years progressed, more and more species of youkai joined the military, the most populous being the aforementioned tengu (wolf tengu — primarily ground forces; crow tengu — widespread in the Air Force, also as military journalists), the kappa (primarily research and development) and the oni (primarily ground forces).

>>49717763
AND IT WASN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT SHARTH
THE DISGUSTING PART WAS ABOUT TEWIGALAXY

Where is Pedochouli now?

>>49718195
Probably banned. Hopefully dangling from the ceiling.

>>49717763
yeah
few samefagging and gaslighting can do wonders

ayapervert was right

AyaFAGGOT is a fucking traitor

mmmm where dem tewichildren at

parseecosplayer was right

Protip to the anti-namefags and anti-merth posters. If you don't want your side to be associated with pedophiles, don't act like pedophiles.

Do not insult AyaMESSIAH

24/7 /jp/ general was a mistake

103 was right

>>49718270
What did he say?

Dear benbenliberals,
If merth is so great then why don't you move to his youtube comment section?

TurningPoint/jp/hu

obama was right

>>49718243
Ayacuckvert moved to wap-chan, he thinks he's too indie even for 8/v/ lmao

ayaPROPHET please let me slide my dick inbetween your large soft thighs and pleasure myself with your divine girly skin

>>49718270
I don't know what to think of parseecosplayer after his ama... It gives me funny thoughts

>>49718298
Wow you mean the soku guy who's whole thing was playing soku moved to the site where they like to host soku contests no FUCKING way

>>49718303
Fucking based. I need Ayathighsexvert badly...

Looks like I'm TRAPPED and BETRAYED on /jp/hu
>>>/v/715513221

didnt ayaJUDAS say he was fat

You guys are fucking vultures

AyaSAVIOR is feminine and beautiful.

Have any of you played with him? Ayaplapper is very masculine

The merth-approved cosplaybait is better

>>49718413
Where is my parseewife?

>>49718362
cosplaybroken

>>49718431
On the TRAITORsite

8 is talking shit about us and merth

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Holy meirabroken

Did you guys know our current head mod Rapeape's skin color is roughly the same tone as the gentleman in this picture

I'm an aussie and I'm finally going to sleep!

What thread personality would be the best to cuddle in bed?

>>49718437
That's not him, I'm talking about
>>>/v/669865430
This is his last post I remember I miss him so much...

>>49716995
https://youtu.be/SKxxhT7vT_c

>>49718551
>That discord notification sound at the end
RUINED

>>49718543
What makes parsee-related anons so wifeable?

>>49718569
You wouldn't marry a parsee

just found a new maripoopoo in the archives

Imagine having infinite possibilities to be whatever kind of anon you want and then choose to dedicate yourself to a garbage tier fetish that nobody finds funny

imagine shitting yourself

IT'S NOT FUNNY I CANT STOP SHITTING

>103gger crying about the evil chart stealing and attention whoring while using shitty reaction images and drawfagging when posting
PFFFFFFFFFFF IS THIS NIGGER SERIOUS?

>>49718756
Screenshot because I'm not going there

I miss when these threads were about touhou

>>49718763
When was that?

>>49718543
I miss you too

>>49718764
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother checking these threads
I'm not finding most of the posts being made funny
I could care less about whatever drama is happening about random anon from whatever place
Not even making that many posts anymore and just lurking most of the time

>>49718799
You long for the /v/hu you once loved but you know you will never see it again

Is it me or have jannies in /v/ gone turbo assblasted?
Even literalhu threads get deleted in sight

>>49718799
>Sometimes I wonder why I even bother checking these threads
>Not even making that many posts anymore and just lurking most of the time
Same honestly. If it wasn't for gameplay contests and occasional OC I don't think I'd ever show up...
I'm slowly getting into the acceptance part of the grief where I just realize the /v/hu I knew and loved is gone and will have to look for a different place.

...man all I ever wanted is to talk about videogames I can barely even do that on /v/ anymore let alone on /v/hu...

>>49718774
Holy shit I thought you were really gone for good I am really overwhelmed with tears of joy now

>>49718823
>I am really overwhelmed with tears of joy now
No, you are not.

>>49718823
You are my favorite editanon

>>49718845
Maybe I exaggerate but I am really happy, my eyes did get a bit wet really
>>49718857
No one requests edits anymore...

Marisa

a shit.

>>49718912
I did a request once a thread or two ago but it might've gotten buried, it's not that bad though. At this point I'm just waiting for this general to finally die too so less things keeping me here the better.

talk about merth more

>>49719079
I'm straight, sorry.

>>49718756
what did he say

stole this from the onion

>>49719135
Felt like it helped in creating a slippery slope of anons that care more about the people behind the charts rather than using it as an opportunity to talk about the games and improve their own skills at touhou

look i know we are have some pretty low standards here but have some respect, sharty? really?

>>49719166
And this is coming from a drawfag?
Pot meet kettle much?

>>49719166
this is stupid, encouraging people to get better at the games shouldn't be controversial

Koishi poster is only person that should be spared from murerrape itt

>>49719168
even though sharty mogs

>>49718972
I will make a very important edit soon, stay tuned!

>>49719166
this is why merth>103
merth would never say something like this

At this point I believe more anons would be upset if merth died than if ZUN did

>>49719279
>merth
Who?

>>49719279
idk who merth is but everyone worships him so he must be a massive faggot

>>49719279
What if merth met with ZUN and he becomes another fag like Toby?

>>49719294
You are right indeed

members of the PEDOCHOULI COUNCIL... merth love is on the rise... EVERYONE is LOVING merth!!! how do we stop this?!

>>49719323
>Gets invited to gartic sessions with him

TURN ON CNN MERTH JUST GOT KILLED IN DETROIT

>>49719330
>how do we stop this
stop samefagging lmao

Pretty sure Merth only hangs out in Compton

>>49719348
pathetic pedos lol

>>49719382
but enough about merthdrones

>>49719180
Mspaintanon never acted like an attention whore like most drawfags here

Do you think Merth carries around a card like Santa in The Santa Clause that says "If something should happen to me, post in the thread. The anons will know what to do"?

meth she's just like me fr fr

Big tits

god fvvrking damn it I keep coming back here, quick make a really horrible post so I can leave for at least a week

>>49719732
You asked for it

>>49719499
I also think whatever brand of autism that paintanon eventually came into for himself over the past 9 years that drove him to never say or interact with mostly anything just also isn’t something the other doodlers deal with. Maybe he saw shit like this coming from miles away or maybe he just likes being more reserved, it’s a non-issue anyways since I’m pretty sure he just doesn’t care much either.
You can’t always ask for the same thing twice, if people ask artists questions then it’s likely they’ll be answered.

i gooned to sprunki bbc sissy hypno porn

>>49718912
Can we have Chimi in a wheelchair being carried by Nue for old times sake?

but pencilfucker43 didn't answer me if he liked birthday hats or not, how am I supposed to sleep today

rubberfucker69 still hasnt answered what his favorite flavor of used condom is

>>49719795
not him but here

>>49719777
in a scale how would you put each drawfag by level of attentionwhorism?

>>49719818
thats not Chimi that's Nareko

>>49719913
That's better

>>49719227
Here it is!

>>49719988
I OBJECT! Stop the wedding!

>>49719988
>that Alice
Her suffering is my sustenance.

>>49719988
nyyyyooooooooooooooooo

>>49719988
why is fapmu jacking off to the wedding

futahus arent real also not canon

>>49720154
shut up faggot

Remember dark pp

Mai, Satono, I demand a new thread dedicated to me.

>>49720296
Just become Merth Okina

Mai Satono i demand chocolate pudding

>>49717301
I ship Jackalman and Genji and Unzan and Youki and Rinnosuke

>>49720381
the greatest men of Gensokyo.

Holy fuck guys their is jizz in my pants what happened

HEY MERTH

HI MEIRA!

>>49720381
our hero

>>49720474
but you guys told me you were a bunch of ojisans...

agugu gaga

There are bugs inside of you and you need to dig them out with a spoon

It's over
The dream is dead

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me
I did it my way

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way

Yes, it was my way

...Where is everyone?

...Everyone?

I'm waiting for Merth...

Merth is NEVER coming back and you know it...

merth is probably busy playing with horses

>>49720727
In honor of your plight.

>>49720782
/jp/hu is gonna on suicide watch the day a new fe game gets announced

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the risin' odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero (Hero)
I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light (Hero till the morning light)
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life, larger than life

>>49720484
Only the pc98fags

>>49720892
sorry newhus & fairies are for oji sans

>>49720913
Kek

i think maridiapy and jackalman are funny

well, i think you are wrong. checkmate

MARISA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Confess your most grievous sins

i want pumm ra to fuck me hard

>>49721145
I film myself masturbating naked and send pictures of the process to prisoners across the country

>>49721162
Juan?

>>49721163
Pablo?

When are Juan's new tributes?

>>49721145
Now that I don't have to worry about /jp/hu getting deleted I open up /v/hu to report the thread and ritualposters so that they get banned forever

>A bunch of shitpost /jp/hu threads popped up
Who had a meltdown this week

>>49721174
Patchypedo

>>49716620
>>49721136
>>49720955
>>49721064
>>49721048
>>49721017
>>49720990
>>49720949
>>49720942

sir, an 8th /jphu/ thread has hit /jp/

i have the sudden urge to make one because it would be real funny

>>49721188
See >>49716913

>>49721193
do it
11th thread is not going to change anything

>>49721173
Based, TOTAL TEWIAVATARFAGSCHIZO DEATH

/v/hu is seething at us...

>>49721257
good

>>49721149
Jackalman causes me erection
Jackalman fuck every character in his series
master!

>>49721287
he's better than? the main character
Thundercats fans faggits

16 THREADS

Why contain it? S'cool

>>49721325
/jp/ is now 16% /v/hu! How much of /jp/ will be assimilated? Will the majority of the board become /v/hu threads? When will it end?

i want JACKALMAN FROM TOUHOU PROJECT to fuck me hard

>>49721173
What the fuck is wrong with you

jpsies are NOT gonna be happy about THIS...

>>49721347
>>49721325
Live update: with the creation of >>49721343 approximately 4 minutes ago, /jp/‘s blood /v/hu levels have reached 18%. With the 5 minute thread timer a new /v/hu post is expected immediately.

the PURGE of jphu...

>>49721362
LIVE UPDATE: 16 VHU POSTS PURGED, THREADS DELETED. /JP/‘s BLOOD /V/HU CONTENT DROPS TO 2%!

https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S49719938#p49719959_2
TRVKE

owarida...

Live Update: New /v/hu thread created, /jp/ blood /v/hu content at 3%. >>49721363

the one with yukari 9/11 joke was funny

THE 8 IS LAUGHING AT US

what did he mean by this
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49721343

>>49721442
pedobroken

>>49721403
where???

103 IS LAUGHING AT US

>>49721485
I made it up and you fell for it, dummy!

>>49721496
punches you

Can't believe /v/hu leaked the epstein list

THE PRESIDENT IS LAUGHING AT US

>>49721496
62.210.21.177

Anon POV https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6959199
2hu sexy mouth

What drawfag do you think has the prettiest hands?

>>49721526
Me.

>>49721534
Merth! Hi!

How was your big mac today?

>>49721541
I dropped it on the floor...

>>49721545
You still ate it, didn't you?

>>49721545
Kaguya x Jackalman post PLEASE!!!!!!

>>49721547
I did.

>>49716728
On a scale of 1 to 10 how do the hand enjoyers here rate this hand? I’m not really into them myself so I don’t know what makes a good hand.

>>49721545
>>49721555
Fat fuck

>>49721555
you are no longer my hero

>Hey anon are you alright? You fell on your head pretty badly
>Merth? Parseecosplayer?? Ja-what-who??? what are you talking about anon?
>You're still here on /v/ in the thread anon, look, all your /v/hu friends are here!
>Oh and ignore meiravirgy he's more annoying than usual today
>Anyway it's time to draw Meira and post 1ccs anon!
>Oh look battlerfag is here and oh- shit futafag is starting to spam futa again
>Ah thread has hit the bump limit! I love bumplimitposter's gif! anyway it's time to GETpost!
>See you next thread anon!

Can we do erp I want to erp

Yuuka my queen

>>49721574
Tsundereanon? Your hand looks a bit crooked

>>49721572
>Hi Maris-uuwoh, uwahh!!!
Alice trips and falls, her face landing right on Marisa’s boobs.

>>49721555
How about you draw something?

>>49721584
However, Marisa had padded her chest.
With her diaper. Her filled diaper.

>>49721584
Marisa is flat

>>49721583
nope

>>49721590
mspaintanon?!

GRRRRRRRR NIGGERTH BETRAYED US HE'S DRAWING FOR VHU AND ATTENTION WHORING HERE!! THAT SLUT!!

I just heard a weird noise coming from outside. The squeaking vocalization of a small animal like a squirrel, but it sounded fake somehow. Like an anime voice actress’s impression of a squirrel.

>>49721594
nope

>>49721588
A splat sound is heard as Alice’s head makes contact with Marisa’s loaded chest. Fecal matter splatters within Marisa’s blouse. Alice’s nose is filled with the foul scent as the poop leaks through Marisa’s clothing. Marisa tumbles backwards due to the momentum of Alice’s fall, and the two are driven into the ground. Alice’s face is further driven into Marisa’s diaper.

>>49721574
Juan??

>>49721606
nope

>>49721605
You're not good enough to be my fake

>>49721572
Of course! where do we start?

If you post Marisa kysniggermoneky

>>49721188
Hey mods, you missed one

>>49721609
*squeezes your balls*

What if Patchoulipedo gave an apology to the community for her behavior? Do you anyone could believe her and accept it?

what if i post Marisa and Koisneed?

I will find children to satiate Patchopedo's desires

>>49721609
I want to erp but I never did it before and p-people will make fun of m-me and and....

>>49721627
Shhh it's okay! an ERP expert is here! all you need to do is be yourself and take it easy first!
Then all you need is start talking and flirting and things would naturally go from there!
Oh and don't worry about people making fun of you or insulting you, it happens and you just ignore it and stay focused.

>>49721619
You seem to have made a spelling mistake. Her name should be spelled “Koishi”, not “Koisneed,”. Her name follows Japanese spelling, not English, so the last vowel in her name is spelled “i” not “e”. Additionally, the last consonant in her name combines ‘s’ with ‘h’, not ‘n’. Take careful notice of the additional, higher vertical line in ‘h’. Finally, in Japanese every letter is pronounced so there is no need to add an additional consonant to the last letter of a word as you might in French.

>>49721634
I liked the anon that made them into explosion gifs more

I HATE YOU

*lifts your drsss*
*takes your diaper off*
*squeezes your cock*
*starts jerking you off*
>nyyooo nyoo nyoo *BRAAAAAPPPPPP*
STOP FARTING
*slaps your ass*
>AAIIIIEEEEEEE NYYOOOOOOOOO

>>49721633
Remisissy.....

>>49721173
>I don't have to worry about /jp/hu getting deleted
lol
lmao

XER
NAME
IS
REMITRANNY!!!!!!!!

>>49721633
I love you

PATCHOULIBATMAN

>>49721659
Skeeterjean broke you.

hi guys whats up

It's directly Touhou music
https://youtu.be/ja8Fx3dEMiQ?si=m7OzhDvHKvzM_rl1

>>49721688
Not much China, how you doin'?

hi meira what's up

Im good thanks, kinda hungry though

>>49721700
I drink exclusively water now, mostly from the tap. The fluoride has completely sealed of my pineal gland and I can no longer convene with the spirit realm

mlem

Marisa

guys

i need a /jp/hu chatbot

Remisissy or Maribrap who is the bigger vhutranny?

>>49721734
This one

>>49721721
Me on the left

her name is remitranny

XIIIIIIIIIR NAAAAAMEEEE IS REMITRAAANNNYYYYY!!!!!

Is remitranny in the room with us right now

>>49721750
I don't know who that is, my /v/hu given name is Remipervert with a capital R

huh

takorin lost

Hong Meiling stood at the gates of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, her usual spot as the tough-as-nails gatekeeper. It was the dead of night, and she'd been on duty for what felt like forever. Her stomach had been rumbling all evening, but she ignored it, figuring it was just from scarfing down those spicy dumplings earlier. She shifted her weight from one foot to the other, trying to hold it in. "Fuck, not now", she muttered under her breath, clenching her ass cheeks tight. The last thing she needed was to shit herself right here, especially with Remilia's nosy maids potentially wandering by.

But nature doesn't give a shit about your plans. A sharp cramp hit her like a punch to the gut, and before she could even think about running to the nearest bush, it happened. Warm, sloppy shit exploded out of her ass, soaking through her panties and dripping down her legs. She froze, eyes wide, feeling the mess squelch against her skin. "Oh, fuck me", she whispered, her face turning red as a tomato. The smell hit her next—rank and earthy, like a bad omen floating up from her pants. She glanced around, praying no one was watching, but the embarrassment hit hard. Here she was, the mighty Hong Meiling, standing in her own crap.

At first, she wanted to die. The stickiness was gross, clinging to her thighs and making her uniform feel heavy and disgusting. She reached down to assess the damage, her fingers brushing against the warm, wet mess, and that's when something weird kicked in. As she stood there, the initial shock wearing off, a strange tingle started building in her belly. It wasn't just the relief of finally letting go; it was something more. The warmth spreading around her crotch felt... kind of good. Like, really good. She squeezed her legs together, and holy shit, the pressure against her shit-smeared skin sent a jolt of pleasure straight up her spine. "What the hell?" she thought, but she didn't stop. Instead, she pressed harder, feeling the gooey sludge shift and squish, turning what should have been a nightmare into this bizarre, forbidden thrill.

Meiling leaned back against the gate, her breath getting heavier. She'd always been the type to power through pain and discomfort, but this was different. The mess was everywhere, but instead of cleaning up right away, she let herself explore it. Her hand slipped under her waistband, smearing the shit around her ass and even up front a bit. The sensation was raw, dirty as fuck, but it hit her like a drug. Her body relaxed into it, the embarrassment fading into this weird euphoria. She chuckled to herself, but she couldn't deny the heat building between her legs. It was like her brain flipped a switch— what started as a total fuckup turned into her own private party.

As the minutes ticked by, Meiling found herself actually enjoying the afterglow. The stickiness was still there, reminding her of what she'd done, but now it felt empowering. Who cares if she shit herself? It was her body, her rules. She rubbed her thighs together one more time, savoring the last bits of that strange pleasure before finally deciding to clean up. But deep down, she knew she'd think about this again. Maybe next time, she'd even do it on purpose. Hell, life's too short to not try weird shit, right? By the time she headed inside to wash off, she was grinning like an idiot, already plotting her next "accident".

>>49721771
I would erp with you but I got stalked last time

>>49721771
I will erp you with you

MIMA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPER!! CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER MIMA!! CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC STUPID MINIONS VASSAL'S DIAPER MIMA!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER MIMA!! IT'S SHITTY AND PISSED!! IT'S PISSY AND SHIT!! MIMA-SAMA, MY DIAPER NEEDS A HECKIN' CHANGERINO!! MIMA MIMA MIMA I NEED A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW MIMA!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER RIGHT NOW!! I CANNOT DO IT MYSELF, I CANNOT EVEN DEFEAT YOU!! YOU ARE 3-0 AGAINST ME, THE STUPID UGLY ORDINARY WITCH SHITTY VAPID BABY MAGICIAN RETARD MARISA!! I AM MERELY A STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, BRAIN-DAMAGED, MALFORMED, ASS-NUGGET, SHIT-BRAINED, DIPSHIT, COOMER, SCUMBUTT, FAGTARD, SIMPLETON, TURD-EATING, QUEERBAIT, NINCOMPOOP, EUNUCH, DOUCHELORD, CAMELFUCKING, ASSLICKING, MORONIC BABY RETARD AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER MIMA!!! MIMA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER AND SPANK ME LIKE THE NAUGHTY BABY RETARD I TRULY AM MIMA!!! MIMA MIMA MIMA I'M SO TIRED OF REIMU OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS BEING THE ONE TO CHANGE ME!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER MIMA!!!! MIMA-SAMA, THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR GHOSTLY HANDS BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MY CROTCH IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BIG OL' TWO-INCH DIAPER-BONER!!! MIMA-SAMA, CHANGE MY DIAPER MIMA!!!! MIMA-DONO, WERE ARE YOU GOING, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT MIMA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME -- WAIT YUKARI-SAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLEASE DON'T GAP THE SHIT AWAY I NEED MIMA TO WIPE IT -- AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESTOP RAPING MEEEEEEEE

Reminder that Miko has tiny orange hands and wears a dead owl as a toupee.

yup yup erp is so fun time to erp I love erping ao much

>>49721783
>last time
Huh? are you the Yuyuko guy?

>>49721795
Is that so?

Marisa lay in her crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. A chastity belt had been secured over Marisa's diaper, so she was unable even to relieve her pent-up arousal. She just had to lie there and bear it.

Suddenly, she realized that wasn't all that she would have to bear.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP--PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

It was over before it had even begun. Marisa had shit her diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And she was unable to remove her diaper or change herself, due to the chastity belt.

Tears streamed down Marisa's face. She had defeated Kogasa (kek), and was reduced to this? But she had no choice. If she didn't want to have to lie there in her own shit for who-knows-how-long, she was going to have to beg. Swallowing her pride, Marisa turned toward the wall to the next room, from which she could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love.

"MIMA DONO, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" She wailed.

The bed stopped its creaking, and Marisa could hear the couple groaning.

"Your hsband can do it after I'm doe with him," came Mima's reply. "I'm still not kissing him, though."

>>49721815
wrong image

>>49721812
Yes, I'm an expert in e-milking and e-blowjobs

Are we really going to ignore >>49721504

>>49721807
Not by you, someone else got way into it and misjudged my intentions.

Guys... Deltarune took over the /v/hu thread

>>49721826
yes

>>49721745
Of course the bird lover is a fucking furry

>>49721825
Well well, it's time to put your expertise to use be gentle please

i think we shoud kill remipervert

I think we should nominate remipervert for presidency

>deleted
wha

>>49721860
Burga!

Which anon is the president of /v/hu? which one is the minister of defense? who is the minister of foreign affairs?

ERPing is for gays and lonely people.
Unironically go touch grass, get laid and stop embarrassing yourself like this.

>>49721880
If you aren't lonely then why are you even here

>>49721878
Merth
Tewiministerofdefense
Yatsutraitor

>>49721880
Is this Remiperverts second personality? Kinda cute

>>49721888
Cause it's funny. This place makes me laugh.

>>49721844
always make sure to play with your balls for a while before touching your meat stick, do you mind if I play with yours for a bit?

>>49721880
Can we fuck?

>>49721900
My balls are very sensitive please understand
>do you mind if I play with yours for a bit?
S-sure!

>>49721911
I'm not gay, sorry. Go ask your dad or something.

>>49721911
Bend over.

>>49721880
I can say and do whatever I want on the internet without consequences! the best part? you can't stop me!

>>49721914
okay *gently plays with your balls using one hand* the more I play with them the better you'll feel you're gonna start leaking eventually, make sure not to cum from this alone we're just getting started~

>>49721919
>without consequences
Being a v**gin for the rest of your life sounds like a sad life, tbqh.

>>49721899
ORA ORA ORA GET PREGNANT DIAPER SHITTING MESUGAKI BAT!

I hate remitranny so much

>>49721926
*squirms a little*
Oh wow...! haha...!
Su-Suika anon... you got... amazing hands!
*blushes profusely*
Y-you might wanna tone it down a bit though...

Jackalman is missing

>>49721928
Being interested in the sexual activity(or lack thereof) of random people on the internet sounds way sadder than not sticking your meat rod into someone.

>>49721936
Same, his homo erping makes Remi look bad.
At least use another 2hu nobody likes.

>>49721936
Remitranny was a heroine, a queen and a stacy

>>49721946
Telling people to fuck off when they are annoying is pretty normal.

>>49721947
Anyone who likes any EoSD girl a little bit too much is a secondary.

>>49721928
Okay I will bite
Being virgin would be the case regardless of browsing this place or not, at least for me plus having sex doesn't guarantee happiness. I can't count how many times I've seen people post things like "I just had sex but I still feel miserable? wtf? I thought it would magically fix my life reeee!!!"

remisissy is so hot...

Remidiaper lay in a crib helpless and frustrated

>>49721942
Mystia kyouko
Jackalman same

>>49721972
what the fuck are you talking about

Nakadashi

>>49721947
EoSD cast surprisingly has so few shitposters associated with it:

Reimu - Merth
Marisa - Maridiaper
Rumia -
Daiyousei -
Cirno -
Meiling - CCPschizo
Koakuma -
Patchouli - PatchoulipedoVILLAIN
Sakuya -
Remilia - Remipervert
Flandre -

Claim your position in one of the vacant positions now!

>>49721941
eeeehhh but I haven't done anything yet maybe you'll feel better when I touch this *starts rubbing your peepee with the other hand while still playing with your balls* your moans are so cute~ *kisses your forehead*

>>49721992
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58443990/

Akuya

>furaffinity
not clicking that

>>49721992
>Cirno -
Is fairyfucker dead?

mspaintanon is doing animation now and you are here erping?

>>49721996
Sorry, I'm getting used to this now.
*squirms and moans a little*
>your moans are so cute~
Y-you think so?!?
>*kisses your forehead*
Bwuh!? *blushes* h-hey, can I rub yours too?

>>49722013
>Deltatroon

>>49721992
Claiming Koakuma

The appearance of iranian jackalshizo is the 9/11 of /jp/hu

>>49721992
>counting protagonists as EoSD girls
>Rumia
sonanoka
>Daiyousei
she used to have a ritual post of her singing awful shit
>Cirno
Fairyfucker is still active
>Koakuma
Mspaint likes her I guess
>Sakuya
I miss the ESL Sakuya poster
>Remilia
Only recently came back and its probably a faker, would rather give it to this waifutard >>49721880 who shits its diaper everytime someone posts Remilia in a ""negative""" way
>Flandre
Fucks ojiisans

>This episode of Merth & Friends is rated for adults only, viewer discretion is advised
>This episode of Merth & Friends is brought to by Tewindustries

>>49722022
>probably a faker
It really is me. I just never had a reason or motivation to Remipost until >>49721572 showed up

>>49722014
s-sure but I'm very sensitive down there too~ you'll have to kiss me first~

Imperishable jackalman

>>49722043
Of course!
*slowly approaches your face and slides my tongue between your lips*
mmmmphphphhh this is how you kiss, right?
*starts sucking and slurping your tongue*
Ommmphhmmphphmpphh

help

>>49721974
More respect please, Anon Jackalman is good at that.

I had a dream where a chicken walked into my room without any warning when I was talking with my mom, what did doremy mean by this?

>>49722070
*hnnghngnh mpmmphmphmh* now I'm getting hard *kisses you back on the lips* *mmmmmmwaaaah*

>>49722087
Kutaka is your mom

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>>49722093
Bbbbuwwwhh!? you're nude already? *blushes furiously*
Y-you know I can't handle it like that...
*grabs your member and gently strokes it while still kissing*

I have Ukicchou origin installed what is happening

When do (you) think he will finally stop?

>>49722153
How are they going to sponsor the show if you keep blocking the ads?

>>49722148
a-ahhh *starts moaning* im getting closer remicutie~ *starts rubbing your penis even faster* let's cum together!

>>49722203
I FORGOT MY IMAGE DAMN IT

>>49722135
>>49722140
>>49722144
>>49722149
>>49722181
>>49722026
>>49722046
Patchypedo is shitting up the catalog yet again
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

>>49720509
*fries you*

>>49722219
>>49722041
>>49722044
>>49722064
>>49722073
>>49722114
>>49722067

>>49722224
>>49722206

>>49720509
I am... Sumireko???

>>49722219
>>49722224
PatchyMisunderstoodVILLAIN plan might actually work

>>49722229
that seija pic is so cool though... why use it in a shitpost OP

waiter waiter more jphu threads please!

>>49722203
>>49722209
Suikyuute~ I am... *moans* getting close...
*holds your left hand*
*legs interlocked*
*rubs while still kissing*
Aahh- OOooo~ let's together suikute!~

>>49722224
holy shit! there's actually satori in the back, I never noticed her before

Is Merth & Friends a family friendly show?

>>49722229
>>49722311
We have 16 threads, again

>>49722335
>>49722282

>>49722352
forgot image

I feel we are eating the forbidden fruit and soon we will be banished back to /v/

>>49722153
KICCHOU!!!!!!!!!!

Patchypedo, why are you ghostposting in the Elona thread? Are you lost?

>>49722360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtv8PWdeIQ

>>49722292
*mmmhmhmhm* ahh im so close my mind is going completely blank *mphmhpmhphm* ahhhh it feels so good rubbing our cocks together
if you keep kissing me im gonn- aaaaaaaahhhhh

post porn post porn post porn

yup
that's my comfort character being used for erp

>>49721329
>>49722219
>>49722224
>>49722229
>>49722335
>>49722359

STOP MAKING THREADS

>>49722478
There were no new threads for half an hour. Calm down.

>>49722486
>>>/v/715613231

>>49722492
>no new threads for half an hour.
for now

>>49722562
make newone then but you wont pussy you wont make a new one because you area a poyssy pussycat meow meow mrrrrrwwrw

>>49722583
awww, kitty cat!
*pet pet*

*BRAAAAAAPPPSHHHHHHHH*
Oh nyoo
I sharted my diapeyyyyy
waaaaaaahhhh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA

>>49722583
im not patchypedo though...

>>49722402
*hnnnnnnngggg* aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh~~~
You're so hot Suikute~! that was fun!
*playfully cuddles you in bed*
Thank you so much~ I would like some more time to cuddle in you in bed~

>>49722600
Silence eaglesissy

>>49722435
Breaking news: Patchypedo returns to spam overnight, now 17 of /jp/‘s 152 threads are currently /v/hu threads.

Merth do you like Hokuto no Ken?

>>49722614
ottersissies LOST thoughbeit

STOP DOING ERP

>>49722583
Imagine having such a melty that you turn into a fucking cat mid-sentence

>>49722621
merth stole that image from ME!!

>>49722638
...IRA

>>49722600
PatchyVillain isn't a single person anymore, I have submitted myself to the dark powers, we will not rest until there's nothing left of /jp/hu but ashes

>>49722621
I've never seen it I only know it from the memes

>>49722641
...BS

>>49722648
So, you became a Nurgle worshipper?

PATCHYCORD PLEASE KILL THIS RETARDED GENERAL SO WE CAN GO BACK TO V

holy meirabroken

>>49722699
I consider myself to be a servant of the one true chaos God Tzeentch, your brain is too small to fathom our plans.
Soon you and your corpse-emperor Merth will perish, all according to the dark machinations of Tzeentch!
>>49722711
Be patient minion, the plan shall unfold in time.

patchyHERO

>>49722648
>>49722732
You're roleplaying as a pedophile?