No hats allowed

fvark

/JP/HU

LET MY PEOPLE GO

https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1m9YJy5

FAT AND HAIRY VS SAGGY

WHO WILL WIN

magicians thread

Our heroes

>>49731898
Not my heroes

>>49731898
I'm surprised mspaintanon didn't draw porn again

>>49731898
Sans about to get crushed by Meira legs

the previous thread is still up get back in there you fucking yatsuniggers

>>49731965
IM YATSUSORRY

[CONTEST PIN]

Don't forget that Okina's Summer Challenge has already begun!! Here are some early scores:

Team Aya: 392966240, 2 submissions
Team Cirno: 134957360, 1 submission
Team Marisa: 9618860, 1 submission
Team Reimu: 81580500, 1 submission

Futanon and Shotanon are the same person

>>49732093
>Ayafags are the only competent players

>>49732130
I kneel

Ayaayayaya x Jackalman

>>49731898
For what purpose did Yuuka bring Lily to the beaches of Tanzania?

>>49732241
Kazami yuuka put flowers on Jackalman 's penis

>>49732251
Yuri rape

>>49732283
It'll only be yuri until the locals join in

State your favorite 2hu and your biggest fetish. Inside jokes will earn you a slap in the face.

>>49732306
Parsee
Armpits probably
I'm not parseecosplayer fyi (I mean it)

>>49731898
>>49732296

.......................................

https://youtu.be/Ruii3MlFIAU?si=HSgUgZjPxr41mCZ5

Hong moilong

where is everyone?..

>>49732486
In the Kukulu

>/jp/hu is dead
>/2hug/ is dead
>8 is dead
>/v/hu is super dead
I swear i saw more 2hu activity in trash yesterday than in all of these threads combined.

>>49732521
Drawfags are the biggest shitposters and they are in the Kukulu

i'm willing to host a jiggie when kukulu ends

>>49732521
/trash/hu arc

>>49732549
you'll give yuukanons too much power

>>49732553
I've never seen any Yuukafags in /trash/. If anything, the one time i peeked inside the /blacked/ general, i saw a Marisafag

>>49732553
Almost every character would get their reputation destroyed

>>49732560
You can't be serious

>>49732575
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/57114325/#57119349
Not the post i was looking for but it works. Enter at your own risk

>>49732521
Why is everything dead?

Sanae: I have AIDS

>>49732575
You downloaded this image but you can't give a response to mspaintanon?
No wonder drawfags get depressed

Satori: There's nothing i love more than rimming Utsuho's hairy butt

>>49732702
god i wish i was her

>>49732709
rimmer or rimmee?

>>49732711
both is good

>>49732714
I'll send over Satori and Koishi over your direction then

>>49732700
I'm banned in /v/ I downloaded because it was sexo

2husisters, how do we stop getting banned from /v/? 2hu is a videogame >:(

Do the "Which 2hu would u be" quiz NOW
https://uquiz.com/quiz/HRD6Yo/massive-touhou-personality-quiz-70-characters
I got Miko, from the Impossible Request pool

>>49732770
nice ip grabber bwo

>>49732742
What should we use instead of /v/? Where should we go?
•2hu tumblr blog where we all make anonymous submissions
•minecraft server where we place signs.
•Linkedin or facebook group
•letters
•public bathroom stall and we all have permanent markers
•Tapestry

>>49732781
Imagine eagerly waiting for a letter from your /v/hu friend. It takes months for it to arrive and when it does it just reads "Sagume balls"

>>49732781
Touhoufest

>>49732770
I don't like ships
I've never watched a Disney movie
I don't like Touhou arranges (I just listen to the original tracks)
My favorite aspect of Touhou is posting about it online (not an option).

I can't answer this stupid fucking quiz

Reimu: I shouldn't have eaten those beans, now I have diarrhea AND my hemorrhoids are acting up. My good friend, Marisa, save me with your sage advice!

>>49732598
>2023
Someone that visits /trash/ this rarely wouldn't know the happenings and goings on

>>49732805
:)

>>49732770
>Akyuu
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>49732781
revive touhou hell

>>49732770
What does this mean?

>>49732770
>Yukari
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT HAG

nyoohoohooo or something
you guys are boring today!

we are waiting for merth

>>49732848
Gyro...?

I DONT WANT TO BE A FAIRY NYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TURN ME INTO A FAIRY

...
we're leaving

Any drawers who can draw like this >>49732809 for 50 eurobucks?

>>49732897
Anon-kun the man himself posts here >>49691536 go ask him there

This thread is a Yuyuko Saigyouji free zone. Respect the rules or you will be dealt with.

>>49732916
It's Potemki?? I'm too poor to ask him for stuff...

rip and tear

Where's KatsuraGOD
Where's Keb00b

>>49732916
every time I see 103 art this plays in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCX-a1r1Gzk

The same 3 jokes

>>49732988
name them

that drawing sure killed the other thread, good job anon

>>49732848
My hero

>>49732770
Got Okuu. I am indeed stupid and rather destructive. This test reminded me of that and my day is ruined.

BUT WHERE IS EVERYONE?!?!??!

>>49732770
>pick a ship
>no alice x marisa only marisa x patchouli
Luke I know that's you I'll kill you nigger

>>49732991
Merth
Merth
Merth

>>49732988
Post them

I want to eat Jacketko's hat

Jacketman

I'm... maribel

>based off his wife
>FUTAtsuiwa
What did ZUN mean by this

>>49732770
I got Sanae

>>49732770
Miko
Seija
Akyuu
Shinki
Yukari
Okuu
Sanae
these are the only characters you can post from now on

>>49733160
and Maribel >>49733085

bros why is genji so sexy

On god we all would crack genji

we used to goon to M*ira

we all cracking Genjii

>>49733051
Both are inferior to Marisa x Nitori.

>>49733289
Not canon shy Nitori

>>49733289
I like Marisa x Nitori too (marisa x alice will always be my number 1), if only there was more of it

I ship Genjii x Gerson

Wow, I'm mid.

... where did my diaper go?

>>49733160
Your rules mean nothing to me if I’m too dumb to read and understand them!

Why are you still here?

Because the "thread" on /v/ doesn't feel like the "thread"

I don't even check /v/!

post finished klululu

Don't tell anyone but all those kukulus and gartics give me fomo and make me wish i was good at drawing.

FVAAAAARKKKKK

>>49733605
Just join you dumdfuck do you think I'M good at drawing????
No I'm not but I still have fun doing silly doodles with our local drawlers

>>49733605
im telling everyone

>>49733619
There's a difference between doodles and being below the level of a toddler. I drew pic related when i forgot to take a screenshot of LoLK's Reimu ending. Do you really want shit like this in your kukulus?

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
I LOVE MEIRA!

>>49733583

>>49733628
Nice AIslop

>>49733650
hinaHERO
.....and the other doodlers i guess

>>49733667
Here's the sloppified version.

>>49733628
SOVL
JOIN

And here's one of Merth's fusus sloppified.

>>49733684
Why is she talking in thai

>>49733687
its a place where misfortune gathers and recenetly many israelis go there

sariel is so hot...

>>49733682
Why is Flandre considered a magician again

wtf is this retarded thread?

anyway, I love Koishi.

>>49733734
Would you consider signing up to the score contest >>49732093
while you're here?

...where did everyone go?

>>49733844
I just 1CC’d Mystic Square as Yuuka.

Yumeko looks so sad and cute cowering behind Shinki in the ending.

>>49733849
Post chart.

HEY MERTH

wat

>>49733863
How long does it take to make one of your Touhou animations?

>>49733863
Which 2hu do you want to have sex with RIGHT NOW?

>>49733863
Is Seth supposed to be broken in Sacred Stones? He seems really good, I don't know if he's going to end up being a trap unit like Frederik was

>>49733863
Draw your 3rd favorite 2hu with your 3rd favorite prehistoric animal

>>49733872
Not that long but I have to be careful for how long I draw due to wrist problems
>>49733873
Joon
>>49733878
He's the best unit in the series because Sacred Stones is just that easy of a game
>>49733881
I can't draw right now but it'd be a Mima with a sacabambaspis

Hey Merth, no offense but do you have any mental conditions?

I've never been diagnosed

how did you reply so fast

are you mikophobic?

>>49733906
>Joon
I never took you for liking those kinds of bad girls Merth, I thought you were a good boy...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gc8a3dvWsAEToS2?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

>>49733917
Having a high WPM count helps
>>49733919
I like Miko but not my favorite final boss
>>49733924
I wasn't thinking about sex so I had to pick one on the spot that but I still would

>>49733924
>Merth builds his whole persona on being a good boy
>Fantasizes about some evil woman completely ruining him
It makes sense when you think about it, it's a common fantasy. I can see him wanting to be bought and owned by Jo'on and made into her boy toy.

I like Seiga but the evil woman fetish is boring. I'm not Merth btw, i just wanted to say that.

>>49733953
The best part of evil women is trying to make them less evil through the power of love

I could fix Seiga

>>49733955
If Seiga was canonically accurate, she'd kill you on the spot

My types are cute girls with pink hair, the overly stupid, haughty women, brats, and anything with nice boobs which is every woman

I think the most important part with any evil woman love is that the feeling of love she has for (you) should be genuine, and she shouldn't be interested in betraying (you). All the fun interactions after, whether she makes you worse or you make her better or you both somehow find a balance is the appeal.

>>49733961
Nah, I'd win (through love)

>>49733962
>the overly stupid, haughty women
What 2hus are this Merth?

>>49733968
No as in I like overly stupid women alongside haughty women

I like men.

>>49733962
>brats
Merth I thought you hated loli

>>49733974
Tenshi is not a loli

>>49733962
Are you on top or bottom with the haughty women and brats?

>>49733982
top

>>49733984
Are they at least power bottoms or are you in full "correction needed" mode?

>>49733990
correction

Rimworld added new animals in the DLC, how would you rate the animal roster in Rimworld?

Why aren't there more Rimworld Touhou mods?

ENOUGH about what I like. What's YOUR favorite personality a 2hu can have?

>>49733999
Just Eiki as is.

>>49733999
Haughty, tough, dominant, caring, mature, dorky

>>49733998
Be the change you want to be

Which 2hu game do you think would work best with the Battle Tendency anime opening?

>>49733999
Cunning

>>49734024
WBaWC

>>49734027
That turtle got outsmarted by a fucking dog

>>49734032
She cheated

>>49733998
>Rimworld added new animals in the DLC, how would you rate the animal roster in Rimworld?
I like that both Megaquarium and Rimworld both added flying birds before Planet Zoo

>>49734029
So Reimu is Joseph and Marisa is Caesar. Would Youmu be Lisa Lisa, sexy naked shots included?

>>49734040
Yeah

>>49734027
>>49734035
Yachie's reputation got fucking destroyed by Touhou 19. Has there ever been a 2hu that got auradestroyed that hard?

Wolf gods won the contest
Saki has cool finger guns, a cute wolf companion, and comforted best bunny
Wolfbros won

>>49734073
shut the FUCK up

I think It's funny how eaglebros were getting cocky at the start of the contest but went quiet as soon as it was revealed that they came in last.

Anyone going to world cosplay summit or comiket next month?

>>49734114
Do any of us even live or go to Japan?

>>49734119
figured I'd ask since there a few /jp/ anons I see each year at least at comiket

Bring me goodnightkissanon.

>>49734114
Ask parseecosplayer

>>49733962
Thoughts on fairies?

>>49734138
Ye I'll probably see him again.

Welp if anyone else is there look for a cirno cosplayer grab some beers

>>49734180
>Ye I'll probably see him again
Wait you know him

>>49734134
Good night
Don't let the bed Wriggle bite

>>49734180
M-Merth!?

>>49734188
Seen him at a few retaisai
>>49734201
Nope cirno

>>49734209
Post pics, what was he like in real life?

>>49734209
We have FOUR cosplayers now! Yippie!!!!

>>49734214
The person who took our pic made it blurry as shit to the point of not worth posting, but he's a pretty cool guy. Few other /jp/ anon's usually I see at the 2hu bars or some 2hu music events.

>>49734217
I've been on jp for far too long

>>49734223
Blurry is fine, I want to see my HEROES

>>49734217
I cosplay too
I really want a Kagerou cosplay because the dress is pretty & dense but I don't want the furry association

>>49734230
Hinacosplayer or Yukaricosplayer? I included you in the count

>>49734237
Neither, i've never dared showing myself
I have a Doremy cosplay that I currently cant wear anymore because I gained weight

>>49734229
There really isn't anything to show it's just a blur of nothing.

Have some jp'ers from finland

>>49734134
Mmmwah!!!!!

>>49734242
Yuugicosplayer seems pretty good

>>49734241
Parseecosplayer did Doremy too so if I call you Doremycosplayer it'll get confusing, what should I call you?

Can I see pics of all the cosplayers we have here? I've only seen Yukari cosplayer and now Cirno cosplayer.

I feel out of the loop...

>Merth leaves
>Cosplay stalking hours begin
Merth this is your fault

>>49734255
Well this is in the running for my 2nd cosplay purchase so

>>49734158
Depends on the body type because I don't like cnnuy

>>49734278
Why are you interested in cosplaying Keiki? You like fat and hairy?

>>49734281
What about that sunny milk though, was that good? Out of ten what would you rate?

>>49734298
I just think her dress is pretty

>>49734302
She's not wearing a dress in the pic...

>>49734298
I thought that was clownpiece kek it's okay

>>49734278
Keikicosplayer!!! Why do you cosplay? Who do you cosplay?

>>49732306
Eiki
Mating press

>>49733852
For some reason I find the PC-98 games much easier than the modern ones I've tried.

>>49732306
>Inside jokes
What if the inside joke IS my fetish?

>>49734229
why don't you join them at comiket?

>>49733650
No jackal here's

What would you do if you found out a drawfag didn't pay their taxes?

>Reimu's total score for the HSiFS contest is approaching 2 billion

>>49734428
Sasuga superplayers....

>>49734278
aaaaah I got to confess I have considered cosplaying Keiki from time to time, but I have other characters in mind before her. I hope I get to see you once it is ready by mere chance.

>>49694419
Continue this character needs gure

>>49734454
Hinatraitor, I'm bored. Tell me cosplay stories.

>>49734474
I once met a Tenshi in a con where I thought I would be the only touhou around. I was just idling waiting for me turn for some photos when suddenly I hear someone running to me and left my gaze and see a Tenshi smiling in front of me asking "Hina is that you" and just replied "T-Tenshi?" then we hugged out of joy and spent a bunch of time talking

>>49734496
Now Kiss!!!

HSiFS LNB status: went into stage practice to see how well I could manage on Okina's Summer final without Bombs, and I did in fact get through it... with 5 Misses. Okina's other spells are alright for the most part. I could probably Release skip most of them, that's what I did in spell practice, but I'd need to do REALLY well on the first five stages in order to Miss skip the final

>>49734540
Told you before that's why people go Fall or Winter
Summer (and Spring) Final is one of the hardest spells in the entire series.
It may be smoother before but the Final is gonna eat a lot of your resources.

>>49734474
lmao you guys called him "Hinatraitor" for coming to /jp/ but look at you now.

>>49733650
>meira
Kukulu ruined

>>49733628
Yes

>>49734561
Winter's final is indeed the easiest, but at this point it doesn't feel worth it. Summer has given me the best results on Narumi so far, which is probably the hardest part right now

>>49734599
MB
B

I think jackalman is very powerful in the time he spends on the internet

>>49734620
Summer does shine vs Narumi or Behind Festival but that Okina final might come to bite you in the ass.
Then again, i'm not the one playing, whatever helps you figure things out.

>>49734642
Misumaru balls
Balls

When I say say...

When December rolls around are we gonna name these threads /jpho/hoho?

>>49734702
By December these threads will no longer exists, our lost xisters are settling on 8/v/ and kissu.

>>49734662
only furry pleasant

>>49734702
DECEMBER HOLIDAY

>>49734702
>December
You should be glad if it is still alive by the time TH20 arrives

>>49734710
why? are you anti furry?

>>49734728
Incorrect anon!
I'm not anti-furry Furries are not a problem for me.
But furries is jackalman's main problems

... Where is everyone?

I don't know. This entire board is dead, it feels like a curse is placed on all the threads on here.

This story is about breaking a curse...

Wu Tamaki

Higashikata Mitsuba

Awaking III Leaves

Speed King

>>49734770
>>49734778
Three HEROES appear at THREAD'S edge.
A DRAWFAG,
A COSPLAYER,
And a MEIRA FROM TOUHOU 2.
Only they can bring back funposting to the thread.
And banish the EIKI'S VIDEO GAMES.
Only then will balance be restored,
And the THREAD saved from banishment.

Joshu

Shinji Ikari

Mari Illustrious Makinami

>>49734756

I just farted and it was really loud.

my farts smell like rotten eggs

>>49734765
Jacking off searching pics jackalman porn

>>49734753
Okay... but now my question About this image: Anti-LGBT on a website where everyone is gay.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59155727/
So jackalman is true straight?

post something

https://youtu.be/UelDrZ1aFeY?si=oppqeAnIZg_tbf7N

Merth you must think you're real clever huh

>>49734358
>Boot up Mystic Square
>Able to beat the game consistently with continues, get 1CCs
>Get to stage 5 on my first try after playing the other games
>Boot up Lotus Land Story
>Able to work my way to an Easy Clear, then 1CC, then Normal 1CC
>Boot up modern Touhou Game
>Struggle to beat the demo
>Boot up Touhou 2
>Get beat by Meira
What causes this?

hey merth

wat

>>49734838
Yepppppp

>>49734874
So jackalman is anti furry?
That could do may reach support jackalman's Legacy too.

>>49734939
when are you doing the collab with our drawfags?

>>49734939
What's your religion?

What is /jp/hu's religion?
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4N8Llga

>>49734926
Touhou 2 has a hitbox glitch that's triggered by dying and doesn't go away until you return to the main menu. Like there's a safespot in the extra stage that only works if you don't trigger the glitch.

>>49734959
Give my faith to Jackalman Jackalmanism

>>49734959
I practice blood sacrifices to our lord and savior Xolotl.

>>49734958
>>49733650

>>49734958
does kululu count
>>49734959
this is weird

>>49734977
Merth you can't call religion weird, that's insensitive...

>>49734972
not that, you said you were going to make a video

>>49734965
So I'm not schizophrenic, it's real!?

>>49734981
I'm saying asking people about it is weird

>>49734969
Ah, so you're Jewish then!

>>49734990
It's a pretty normal thing

Besides we know you're Mexican so you're either Catholic or Atheist so you might as well just spoil it

Merth Draw a pic Hong Meirin shooting Jackalman.

Merth is mexican?

Hey kid, you looking for a new religion?

>>49735012
Merth has been Mexican for a long time. That's why he laughs at Americans.

>>49735011
Too late Merth, I have already drawn it for anon before you! Muwahahaha!

>>49735028
drawHERO

>>49735028

>>49735014
I love evil woman.

>>49734939
No one has asked a fusu related question yet so I;ll do it. Which girl coming up are you looking forward to? And is Yachie still arriving this weekend?

When will TewiAirportLuggageCapacity return?

>>49734939
Why did prototaxites lose the land race to plants?

>>49735028

>>49735033
God, I want to FUCK Seiga

>49735048
Embarrassing post, not even worthy of a (you)

I am very lonely and need the interaction but it's impossible to fit into any of these circlejerks.
I hate you all, please die.

I can do fusus too

>>49735054
Why can't you fit it? It's pretty easy here. Just be a normal chill guy and like Touhou.

LOL!

>>49735059
Sex

>>49735022
>That's why he laughs at Americans
when did he do that?

>>49735070
HEY MERTH, WE GOT AN AM*RICAN HERE

Ameiraca

>>49735064
Based Yukari making sure Miko poos his pantaloons

>>49735070
Lmaoooooo fucking americlap posting

>>49735040
Alice, Yeah, idk
>>49735045
idk probably competition

>>49735078
Yukari posts on /daip/???

>>49735070
What program do Americans use to record footage on their computer?
OB(e)S(e)
What do Americans say when they know they're doomed to fail, yet have time to spare?
It's over(weight)

Haha

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59167901/

Funny drawings Jackalman

But Merth put some other different character in the Scarlet mansion

Remilia or other girl
I just laugh when I see gore Jackalman

>>49735054
What can we do to improve the quality of posts here? Give constructive criticism.

posted it again award

>>49735083
Why Alice, I would've guessed someone else.

Please tell TewiLettyWhiterock we miss her

>>49735059
HOLY FVRKKN SEXO I NEED THE SEX PANEL NOW

Jackalman (Grim reaper) killing Jackalman Original

>>49735101
Me thinking genji x Jackalman :(

>>49735097
trust me i miss her too

i miss mommy....

>>49735059
Sex but I ALSO NEED PAHEAL

mommy was so big and beautiful

>>49735105
SHUT THE FUCK UP GENJI IS MINE AND NO ONE ELSE'S

>>49735083
why do you talk like that to us merth, we are your friends

>>49735120
I'm just having a bad day sorry, my gf did not peg me today

merth you naughty boy

everybody need you, Yuyuko. yuyucock !

yuyucock, merth is getting cocky again JACKLABREAK him harder this time

>>49734939
Who is your favorite Mavel character?
Who is your favorite DC character?
Draw them if you want

>>49735120
how do i talk
>>49735144
i dont watch or read any of those but batman is funny

>>49735148
batman is funny to you...? His parents died in front of his eye when he was just a little boy, you think that's funny? what is wrong with you today merth?

>>49735151
no I just think the way he talks is funny

>>49735151
yeah it's funny

>>49735148
It sounds very angry and peeved, like you're annoyed

>>49735155
sorry

I'm Merthman

Hey merth what 2hu would you like to get YOU pregnant? Personally I’d go with Patchouli because she has a big quiet library, rich friends, calm demeanor, and warm, snuggly looking robes.

>>49735154
You need to be spanked merth

>>49735157
Hi merth You'll probably refrence Jackalman in yours video

>>49735167
I'm not Merth but Mpreg sucks. Better to be turned into a girl first before being impregnated if it must happen.

>>49735118
No exists Anon and Genji drawfag
Now draw one Jackalman drawfag

>>49735167
genji
>>49735174
yes, I'll make a 20min hentai jacklaman animation

>>49735167
I wanna be pregnant and give birth to the Scarlet sisters. Doesn’t make chronological sense when you combine it with this, though. Maybe that’s how vampires can regenerate when their bodies get too damaged.

when a /v/hu speaks, you listen

So what's got the jackalman spammer so riled up today? We know it's a group of 1-3 ESL autists, have we found any more information about them?

>>49735194
Jackalman is related to

>>49735200
SANS UNDERTALE?!

just took a massive shit, felt like lost half of my weight

merth, the leader of the drawavengers, vs the army of jackalman

>jacklaman enters
>merth leaves
Thank you jacklaman

>>49735203
ooh look... ok I'll think that Jackalman would have nothing to do Undertale

No crossover or anything

i'm still here i just have nothing to say

https://x.com/AwestProject
https://x.com/Jackaltara
https://x.com/Gensokyosuzunan

These are the people spamming Jackalman. None of them have English as a first language.
>Pronouns in bio
OH NO NO NO NO BWAHAHAHAHAHA

my hecking self inserterino out of NOWHERE

>The Jackalman "community" has a pedophile problem
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>49735227
Same
Here's a Doremy
You can talk about Doremy herself, LoLK, her bitch of a last spell, her nons, your dreams, or even her AoCF appearance.

>>49735227
Draw

>>49735233
>Hates Merth
>Is pedophile
Many such cases! Sad!

>>49735228
SAAR PLEASE DO NOT MISGENDER OUR HEROES, XER IS A VALID TRANS WOMYN

>>49735234
Not Merth but I dreamed of hyper futa Koakuma last night

I love merth and I'm a pedophile, what does that mean

>>49735234
I almost forgot to draw her tail that one time because ZUN rarely draws his characters with animal limbs like wings or tails, and that has stuck with me to the point where I forgot
>>49735236
okay

>>49735228
>>49735233
>https://x.com/projectSeihou
>Sexuality: Pan
Meira, break these degenerates now

I want tony back

>>49735228
Is that him dressed as Sora from Kingdom Hearts

Maybe if you made on topic posts instead of derailing the thread with your shitty ama with sharth non of those mentally ill posters would have come here in the first place, just saying

YUP YUP YUP

Don't leave, there are still drawfags.

Meira c-section scar

>>49735256
sorry

another victim fell to seiga

>>49735233
Anon gets pissed off when mention a non -character 2hu it love it

>>49735236

>>49735256
No, you have it backwards. People ask Merth questions because these spammers flood the thread otherwise.

Thread died.

>>49735299
Don't look at me so smugly

>>49735266
Well it's too late now, your attention whoring and blatant channel advertising triggered an actaul schizo that spams cp on v, hope you're proud of yourself now, frankly I don't care anymore since their faggottry that allowed tewiwhale to stay is what brought people like you in the first place

>>49735314

>>49735299
Bratty baku... Needs correction TToTT

>>49735266
Don't apologize to these fucking faggots, they are drama queens that need to be laughed at.

>>49735316
That's not me I don't think me being here would have changed their behavior

>>49735301
I spam the thread when I see people ask merth questions, sorry

>>49735242
i didn't even know who i was talking to
I just wanted to talk about Doremy or LoLK or dreams

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>49735316
>your attention whoring
Merth only posts when people ask him or when he has art, blame anons for that if anything
>blatant channel advertising
Merth has never posted his channel here and asked fusu anon to remove the channel link
>triggered an actaul schizo that spams cp on v
Completely unrelated and regardless not Merth's fault
>frankly I don't care anymore since their faggottry that allowed tewiwhale to stay is what brought people like you in the first place
And yet you're still here posting, I hope you mald so much the shine of your bald ass head can be seen from space faggot

Merth I DEMAND that you keep posting to spite this fucker

>>49735332
I say this

>>49735335
kek

>>49735316
sorry

>>49735335
>Merth only posts when people ask him
then don't reply to them??

>>49735335
Ayadoxxer BROKEN AND BETRAYED using FACTS AND LOGIC

MERTH DEFENSE SYSTEM ONLINE

>>49735343
sorry

>>49735343
Where's your lily image get it or you're fired

I don't even like Merth that much but the fact everyone who hates him is a pedo is a pretty clear sign he's the good guy

>>49735341
sorry

Merth defense force online

no one says any of this

>>49735351
sorry

... why don't the pedos ever apologize for being pedos?

...

sorry

>>49735355
why would you apologize for being based

Patchoulivillain...

It's not my fault that tewibaby is that sexy fr fr

somebody get this HOTHEAD outta here

sorry

on god?

>>49735366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cfzVCHPjU

What is it about merth that attracts so many schizos?

>>49735322
This is terrifying go back to being smug

>>49735404
sorry

Reimu vs Chaos Gods, who win?

>>49735428
>40kiddie
Patchypedo LOST

patchopedochoulipatchypedohero... where is he now i wonder...

>>49735484
Probably having a seat with Chris Hansen

whenever someone posts 40k with Touhou together, I remember that there's a schizo who wants to fuck dishwashers

And they say that a patchyhero will save us

I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDIN OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE MORNING LIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND IT'S GOTTA BE SOON
AND HE'S GOTTA BE A PEDOPHILE
A PEDOPHILEEEE

>>49735484
>200 posts while i was asleep
What the FUARK, where were you when i needed you the most

Didn't mean to reply to that post, oopsie

>>49735484
>>49735500
>>49735514
Cringe

Loyal members of the Merth Defense Force, your payment for today:
0 dollars

>>49735484
>>49735500
>>49735514
koisneed

yippie!!

>>49735372
I can't accept your money, Mr. Merth Defense Force Anon. Merthing is my passion.

>>49735570
wait, which episode is this?

>>49735570
Meant for >>49735541
I blame Koisneed for this

i wonder if shotanon is fuming after seeing how merth has more schizos than him

>shotanon
>not a shota

>>49735541
TRUE members of the MSDF pay Merth for the honor of defending him.

Merth-sama's very existence must be subsidized with the hard-earned money of his most loyal followers

I'm not gonna stand here and wait

>>49735635
Why only Patchouli instead of the whole crew?

>>49735635
Pathopedochoulihero... looks like this?
*gulp*

[ATTENTION /JP/HU ANTS]
I know none of you are participating in Okina's Summer Challenge but i still want to show you the score thus far:

Team Reimu: 2169695240
Team Aya: 542379430
Team Cirno: 299485020
Team Marisa: 9618860

>>49735667
What is this?

>>49735672
>>49732093

>>49735667
Make a bigger deal out of it here

>>49735680
>Make a bigger deal out of it here
How? Should i take someone hostage?

>>49735667
I'm not home and there's no reward so...

>>49735685
The reward is appearing in a cool slideshow video

>>49735693
Who the HECK would watch that video?

>>49735684
Get sponsored by a namefag

>>49735713
Your /jp/hu, /2hug/ and 8/v/ friends :)
>>49735717
Technically I'm a namefag already. If you mean drawfags, we could peer pressure Merth into drawing lewds of the winner or something.

>>49735730
Get the ritualposters to make ritualposts about it

Get the cosplayers to idk cosplay pics for the contest i guess?

fvvrk

GLORY TO MY COCK

fuck you anon now i'm jerking off FUCK YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO JERK OFF TODAY

>>49735730
Stop forcing Merthymerth to draw porn

merth, sponsor that anon now

stop talking about me and go play the okina game

I like the Miko pic because it's not hyperfuta autism and you even get to see her bum covered in splurge.

>>49735774
thank you for the sponsor merth

>>49735776
I think hyperfuta is the best

>>49735786
I can enjoy it but sometimes they go too far. Do you prefer futa on futa or futa on female?

>>49735776
you're too picky, i don't nitpick my porn i just jerk off

>>49735808
I can jork it to the cringiest porn out there but I'm still bound to have preferrences

>>49735798
Futa on male of course

>>49735798
futa on male

But what does Spamton think of the contest

>>49735827
EhehEHhehE
*punches trashcan*

>>49735798
Male on futa

>>49735847
at that point just do regular gay sex

Futa on male or male on futa are abhorrent, the whole idea of futa is not having a faggot (man) in your porn, what a disgusting taste

What's the practical difference between futa and a cosplayer?

>>49735853
Male on futa vaginal sex

>>49735856
Do you like futa on futa then? 2 cocks on screen but it's ok if beautiful ladies are attached to them??

I am gay gay gay
I like long big cocks
I'm a super super gay
I like long big cocks

Yachie when

>>49735866
I prefer futa on female, futa on futa is okay too
>cocks are okay as long as they're attached to a beautiful lady
yeah, I'm so straight that I can't stand seeing another man in my porn, I've reached enlightenment

I'm not Merth

AMA

>>49735888
Would you jerk off to sole futa masturbation?

Stop beating around the bush and just admit that women are more beautiful when they have penises
Dicks are LITERALLY the most aesthetic sexual organ, vaginas look disgusting. They look like ham sandwiches, they look like crap.
Dicks are long, big, girthy, they make cute motions, they look suckable, lovable, dicks are amazing. They look great.

i love cum

Which 2hu character would work as a grappler in a fighting game?

>>49735906
Suika ALREADY works a sone

>>49735894
Well, not everyone all at once...

I live in a 3rd world country, AMA

>>49735933
Do you like fat and hairy women Merth?

>>49735939
I'm not Merth but ye

>>49735933
JUAN?!!?!??!?!!?

>>49735954

>>49735927
i care more about >>49735933 sorry

JUST A MAN AND HIS WILL TO SHART
SO MANY TIMES IT HAPPENED TOO FAST
YOU TRADE YOUR DIAPERS FOR GLORY
DON'T LOSE THE GRIP ON THE TOILETS OF THE PAST
YOU MUST SHART JUST TO KEEP THEM ALIVE
IT'S THE
EYE OF THE DIAPEY IT'S THE THRILL OF THE SHART

Hey Anons and Merth

What's the most unconventional place you'd tolerate body hair on women

This thread is active when hairy women come up so let's talk

>>49736031
I'm fine with body hair anywhere

>>49736014
Another song improved by the marifederation

>>49736044
I know you're Merth because only Merth would give such a non-committal answer

>>49736031
Ass, like an actual hairy ass. I think the worst place you can put hair on a woman is her face (actual visible hair, not peach fuzz) and I can't tolerate that

>>49736048
Fine, let me be more specific. I absolutely ADORE pubic hair and armpit hair. They get me going like you wouldn't believe. When it comes to men i love hairy tummies and butts

I fucking hate marinigger so much

>>49736048
I haven't said anything for an hour...

>>49736058
I've got a big hairy belly for you right here

>>49736071
Well then Merth you better answer quickly so people don't assume any non-committal answer is yours

>>49736081
Legs I guess?

>>49736086
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO NEUTRAL AND DEFAULT

>>49736086
Merth... That's not your normal "It don't matter" answer

>>49736103
>>49736104
I don't know how to answer this question

merth, why does your channel banner look so gay

if merth were an ice cream, would he be chocolate or vanilla flavored?

>>49736107
No Merth you don't understand

You said leg hair, that was a real answer! You did good, you gave a real answer! I'm proud of you Merth. Good job.

Draw a 2hu with hairy legs now sometime

>>49736110
Pineapple flavour

>>49736117
Pineapple makes your cum taste better

Just as she was about to turn around and head back home, the inevitable happened. Marisa felt a warm, uncomfortable sensation spread through her diaper, and she knew she had soiled it. The realization hit her like a ton of bricks, and she froze in place, her face turning bright red with embarrassment.

People around her began to notice her discomfort.
She quickly cast a spell to conceal the evidence, but the damage was already done.

"Marisa, what is that smell?" A familiar voice called out, and she turned to see Reimu Hakurei, the shrine maiden, approaching with amusement on her face.

>>49736109
my ex made it for me years ago and i've kept it since

Hey merth hey merth

WHAT

>>49736124
>Can't let go of your ex
I see.

>>49736086
Ok but hairy arm or hairy legs which is better

>>49736133
arms

Marisa's cries of despair echoed through the Forest of Magic, drawing the attention of nearby creatures. A curious squirrel peeked out from behind a nearby tree, its beady eyes fixed on the mess. A passing rabbit stopped in its tracks, twitching its whiskers in distaste.

"Ugh! What a stinky situation!" Marisa muttered to herself as she frantically tried to clean up the spill with her apron.

The AI art device continued to beep and flash, seemingly oblivious to Marisa's distress. The colors on its screen began to swirl and change once more, this time forming an image that looked uncannily like... well, like a giant pile of poop.

Marisa let out another wail as she stared at the offending artwork. "Why you gotta do me like this?! I'm trying my best here!"

As she struggled to contain her emotions, Marisa noticed something peculiar – the AI art device seemed to be responding directly to her feelings. The colors on its screen shifted and changed depending on her mood: brightening when she laughed or grew excited, darkening when suddenly Marisa's eyes went wide as she felt the pressure building once more. She tried to hold it in, but it was no use

"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!" Marisa let out another deafening scream as her diaper burst open for the second time, releasing an even greater torrent of feces onto the floor.

The AI art device on the workbench beeped and flashed wildly, its screen displaying a kaleidoscope of colors that seemed to mirror Marisa's inner turmoil. The room was now filled with an overwhelming stench, making it hard for anyone within earshot to ignore.

Marisa stumbled backward again, her hands covering her face in horror as she wailed uncontrollably. Her usually radiant blonde hair now hung limp and disheveled around her pale face.

"Oh... oh dear gods... WHY ME?!" Marisa pleaded with the universe as tears streamed down her cheeks.

The squirrel from earlier peeked out from behind its tree once more, this time accompanied by a few curious ants crawling across the mess. The rabbit had long since scurried away, leaving only a faint trail of

The squirrel's eyes sparkled with mirth as it let out a high-pitched chuckle, its tiny paws shaking with laughter. The ants scurried about, seemingly giggling to themselves as they crawled across the spreading mess. Even the rabbit, now safely distant from the scene, couldn't help but emit a faint snicker.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* Marisa let out another ear-splitting scream as her diaper burst open for the third time, releasing an even more copious amount of feces onto the floor.

This time, however, Marisa's wails were drowned out by the cacophony of animal laughter and chirping. The AI art device on the workbench beeped and flashed in rhythm with their merriment, its screen displaying an image that looked uncannily like... well, like a giant pile of poop being devoured by a swarm of laughing insects.

Marisa stumbled backward once more, her hands covering her face in shame and embarrassment as she gazed upon the sea of filth surrounding her. Her usually confident demeanor had given way to utter despair.

Alice Margatroid, the enigmatic and elegant mage, appeared at the edge of the clearing, her long silver hair cascading down her back like a river of moonlight. Her piercing green eyes took in the scene before her, her gaze lingering on Marisa's disheveled form and the spreading mess.

"Ah, Marisa... dear friend," Alice said with a hint of amusement in her voice. "It seems you've had quite an... eventful day."

Marisa looked up at Alice with pleading eyes, as if begging for salvation from this predicament.

"Alice! Help me! I don't know what's happening to me!" Marisa wailed, gesturing wildly towards the AI art device.

Alice strolled forward, her long skirt rustling softly against the underbrush. She reached out a slender hand and gently touched the device's screen.

"Hmm... it seems our little friend here has developed a rather... unique sense of humor," Alice mused aloud. "But fear not, my dear Marisa. I think I can help you sort out this little problem."

Eiki, ban him

>>49736128
ban that marisad poster

>>49736142
Respectable thank you Merth!

>>49736168
ok

>>49736173
Thank you merth!

>Marisa turns over, clutching her tummy, which exposes her shit covered ass. Her abdominal muscles contract involuntarily as she shits
>You pounce on her, and spread those chocolate smeared cheeks apart, ready to dig in

*BRAAAPPP*

>she unleashes the foulest, most wonderful fart you've ever experienced into your mouth then looks back at you with a smug grin. But her tummy rumbles and she starts groaning again
>the hot smell of her feces and the bitter taste almost overwhelm you as you bury your face between her cheeks and slurp up the bitter tummy chocolate from her ass crack
>your face is soon covered in her soft stool
>'stick your tongue up my ass. Tongue fuck your God's asshole,' Marisa whispers. She's more into this than she was last time
>you stiffen your tongue, forcing it in and out of her slimy shit anus. She moans as you twirl it around, rubbing the inner walls of her asshole


*BRAAAPPP*
>her innermost scents invade your senses as she farts, then her tummy rumbles again and his asshole twitches and widens. then her sphincter abruptly tightens and clamps around your tongue. She looks back at you as if seeking permission to relieve herself


>you respond by reaching around to massage her tummy with a firm inward squeezing motion
>her muscles relax and you grab her hips, pulling her with you as you lay on your back so she's sitting on your face. The smell intensifies and you press your lips to her asshole and suck as it begins to gape

*BROOOPPPP*

>You're in heaven as a soft log oozes out of her asshole and inches its way into your mouth
>she slowly grinds her hips, rubbing her shit juicy ass into your face as his warm stool fills your mouth and trickles out onto your cheeks
>you can't hold it in any longer and your second load of cum spews from your rock hard dick as you suck every last bit of Marisa's log out of her anus
Marisa smiles down at you and heads to the showers to clean up. Before leaving she invites you to clean your face full of shit with her piss.

Marisa waddles into her cluttered workshop, her black and white striped tights straining against her plump bottom. The diaper she wears beneath her skirt crinkles with each bouncy step. She hums cheerfully as she rummages through piles of dusty tomes and strange ingredients, searching for a rare mushroom she needs for her latest potion.

Suddenly, a loud "BRAP!" echoes through the room as Marisa unknowingly sits down on a weak spot in her diaper. The impact forces a thick, steaming log of shit to squirt out from the side, splattering onto the wooden floor. The pungent odor fills the air, but Marisa remains oblivious, too focused on her task.

She leans over to grab a particularly moldy root, causing another thunderous "BRAP!" as a second log drops into her diaper with a plump. The extra weight makes her diaper sag heavily beneath her skirt. A damp spot begins to spread across the fabric as her bowels continue to empty.

Marisa finally notices the growing warmth and the squishing sensation, but mistakes it for an overflowing bladder. She giggles to herself and waddles over to a pile of old rags in the corner. "Oh dear, I must have drank too much melon soda again!" she sing-songs to herself.

She plops down on the rags, and another thunderous "BRAP! SHHHRRIIIIPPPPP!" rings out as a massive, sizzling log of shit tears its way out of her diaper, splattering onto the rags with a wet, meaty thud. The stench intensifies, but Marisa just fans her nose and giggles.

She hikes up her skirt to check the damage and sees her once pristine diaper is now a sagging, sloppy mess, packed with her ripe, shitty contents. Shit oozes out from the leg holes and waistband, making a complete mess of her diaper and thighs. Marisa just shrugs, not bothered in the slightest by her filthy state.

Merth he is still here, you promised

STOP IT!!!!!!!

Marisa woke up to sunlight in her window and the smell of morning dew, lemon balm, and fecal matter. She had shat herself in her sleep, as usual. She had also wet the bed, but urine is still used for cleaning certain things in Gensokyo so that wasn’t a bug deal. Marisa got up and removed her diaper, putting it in the trashcan. But rather than change it as usual, she decided this day would be different. She would try to go a day without a diaper.

After a quick morning wash, Marisa we t to her wardrobe. She picked out a new set of pantalettes which were designed to make it easier to go to the bathroom. This, she thought, was her secret weapon, and would allow her to break free from the chains of the diaper.

She went downstairs to eat breakfast. Marisa brought her chamberpot with her, just in case. She had to use it while grilling the bacon, but everything was going well. Better the chamberpot than her chamber pants.

Later in the day, Marisa had to go to the store to pick up some things. This would be a challenge. Her broom’s intense speed often gave her the shits. She used a slow speed at a gradual pace. She had to stop to dig a hole and fill it with something other than dirt, but everything was going OK.

Later, Marisa visited Reimu’s place. She fed her and they talked and talked for hours on end. Reimu left for a little while. Marisa guts churned and she felt a pressure in her rectum. She had to go. But where? There wasn’t an outhouse nearby, and without indoor plumbing certainly not a toilet. The pressure got worse and worse. She looked around, but Marisa didn’t know what to do. Then it hit her. Marisa saw a lone tree in a secluded location. She went behind it, squatted, spread her pantalettes apart, and relieved herself. It felt good. For some reason, there was a peculiar rope with white ribbons dangling from it that was tied around this tree. “Oh well,” Marisa thought. “Free toilet paper I guess,”.

Marisa wiped her bottom on the peculiar white paper. She then got on her broom and went home. Marisa had managed to go an entire day without shitting herself. She was so proud.

The end.

Cricket chirp

>>48474092

Hairy women saved /jp/hu

>>49736124
Yatsutraitor is your ex? Now it all makes sense...

>>49736198
Deltarune chapter 4 ending

>>49736239
mspaintanon

>>49736238
If Yatsutraitor is Merth's ex, who's his current gf?

>>49736276
NOOOOOOO
GET YOUR HAND OFF HER
SANAEEEE

>>49736239
MERTH NO

Hey merth

>>49736276
reimu-san, you can't just grope your friends like that! i.. agh.. REIMU-SAN! STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT! AT LEAST KEEP YOUR HANDS TO ONE GIRL! NOW YOU'RE TOUCHING BOTH OF US!

you dont have to keep asking hey merth

>>49736305
Annoying Orange

Do you often post breast groping gifs to jpvhu?

Who is the Annoying Orange of 2hu?

>>49736313
Do you want more?

Pssst. Merth. I'm trying to tell you something. Something important.

>>49736320
well i do like this better than when anons post futa porn so knock yourself out

I can't believe Merth's persona was my by a girl...

>>49736339
is there any particular type of content that you enjoy?

>>49736350
no i made it first also stop talking about me and go do the okina challenge

What 2hus would like King K. Rool?

Would you do Okina?

>>49736350
Persona 4

Yaaaawwww im bored give me the latest drawma

>>49736394
103 has a weird tendency of replying to posts one by one instead of all at once. The way he types makes me think he's not black but rather asian.

>>49736375
She's lazy, arrogant, old, and would probably rape you...

How do we wake the thread up?

>>49736394
Merth likes leg hair on women and lied about having a gf. He also did not draw his youtube banner but his ex did
Tewimom is still moving and has yet to return. Her wearabouts are unknown to even Merth
103 is actually slavic and still doesn't like us
Tsundereanon was happy parseecosplayer noticed them in the AMA where he explained he was raped and is jealous of Merth
Crayonscribbler scribbled some hands
Mspaintwife drew some deltarunes and likes tall girls

>>49736443
[PERSONAL TASTES IN WOMEN AND WHITE LIE]
[MOVING]
[ETHNIC ORIGIN AND OBVIOUS DISLIKE]
[EXAGGERATION]
[DRAWING]
[DRAWING]

Wow, cool drama, I'm really seething right now at these vile criminal acts

Can't wait for next episode where we find out mspaintanon drinks straight from the carton and Merth stubbed his toe

>>49736458
Maybe there can be a love triangle between parseecosplayer and merth and tsundereanon I guess? I'm trying to make it work

Outside of the art trade drawma out drawfags are pretty tame right now

>>49736458
dramabroken, you're not tough big guy

TONIGHT ON /drawhu/

>>49736481
it's not real drama until someone grooms/gets groomed, steals money or gets exposed as a cuck

I want to see all of the drawfags draw themselves as cute girls like Merth
Especially Tewieventhorizon

tewifreighter is a HOT girl

Her name is Tewibigbang

>>49736478
Is a love triangle the best Merth & Friends' writers can think of?

>>49736523
Seasonal rot is hitting hard

Tewigangbang

Tewibraphog my beloved

>>49736523
>>49736528
OK, uhhh

What about a love SQUARE?

>>49736535
The 4th one is a clone of Merth

>>49736535
are some kind of mystic square?

>>49736562
KRIS WHERE THE HELL ARE WE

mgmgmg

>>49734828
8 hours and not a single response.

Hey merth!!

>>49736696
tr8tor

what

8 hours and no futa, think what that does to a man

>>49736755
draw something

>>49736755
how often do you go to the toilet during the day?

>>49736744
?

>>49736755
Don't reply to the dumb china poster

Don't you EVER reply to the meiling poster

>>49736394
I’m prophesied to mysteriously disappear in a little over a month.

>>49736796
sorry

nyeh eh eh eh

Holy chynabroken

>>49736458
>>49736431
>>49736366
>>49736299
>>49736104
>>49735896
>>49736767
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT STOP IT

>>49736817
well then draw something. prove this is you

and were doing so good
AND WE WERE DOING SO
GOOD

>>49736817
Who are you even replying to?

ehhhehehehehehhehehehehehheeee!

HEY MERTH!

>>49736767
It seems Merth isn’t going to draw anything for you. If only there were someone who starting accepting public requests 8 hours ago...

Hey merth

Shitted myself again award

MERTH JANAI
KATSURA DA!

>>49736880
THAT'S IT

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

>>49736458
What the fuck is a white lie?

merth hey merth merth hey merth hey merthy merth? hey merth merthy

how do I escape this mental asylum

hey merthy! catch this *BRAAAAAAAAP*
teehee!

>>49736895
Black people commit more crime than white people

>>49736894
>>49734756

>>49736912
Just close the tab and go watch a compilation of cute puppies doing puppy stuff. It'll cleanse your soul.

>>49736982
Tewibohemianrhapsody...

I just purchased a full-body 12 session laser hair removal set! I won't have bodyhair anymore!

>>49736894
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/657031459/#657053271

>>49736887
That reminds me, I was in diapers for longer than usual as a child. Also wet the bed for a long time.

>>49737013
THIS
IS
ALL
YOUR
FAULT
YOU FUCKING MARINIGGER

>>49737013
I'm going to use a time machine and swap the man who made the first Marisissy post with Hitler right before he was assassinated so that Marissy will get shot instead.

hey merth, write the first thing you think about all your fellow drawfags

>>49736895
An inoffensive lie that's better than telling the truth. For example, if Tewifat asked if she's fat, it's best to say no.

>>49736940
How is that a lie tho?

hey merth, solve this and you'll get a cookie

>>49737061
I'd call her Tewigalaxy

>>49737065
More white people commit crimes than black people

Black people?

103 is black

hey merth!!!!!!!!

These writers need new material

Every aspect of the Blacked fetish ranked:

Skin contrast: 10/10
Tatoos: overall 7/10 but they must be tasteful
Cheating: 8/10
Correcting racists: 9/10
BMWM: 10/10
Cuckoldry with real people:0/10
Cuckoldry with waifus: -1/10 and somehow more pathetic
BNWO: 1/10
Anything related to stats or white suicides: -9 million/10

Good morning jphu...! my diapy was clean last night

I don't care wha anyone says
103 stole from tewimommy, hes the enemy

I forgot sissyfication and chastity cages, both are 0/10 even outside of blakced, i fucking hate that shit.

There was this one time where I jerked off to some jav where the MC guy got keked by some black dude and the entire time i was thinking "damn this girl is hot but also this sucks" still coom'd but it was one of those I don't feel good after cooms
Anyways who watches porn for the plot anyways

>>49737156
>who watches porn for the plot anyways
Me sometimes. I enjoy doujins from existing franchises that take place during an actual arc/game and explore the characters' feelings. There are multiple times where i find myself just reading the doujins and not jorking it at all.

HEY MERTH (Unironic one btw don't worry)

what

>>49737235
>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Merth: Hey guys, need a Mario for your Mario Kart game?
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Merth /v/hu!
>Brian: Holy shit, Merth /v/hu? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Merth draws NTR of the Islamic Terrorist's waifu's, causing them to shoot themselves in dishonor
>Merth: Yup, but I just had to come back. I don't know if I can quite PEG why I didn't like it over there.
>everyone but Meg laughs
>Chris: It’s great to have you back, Merth!
>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace and quiet from those stupid puns...
>Cuts to video game footage of Family Guy the Video Game with Meg gettng attacked (player gets hit several times during the footage) and then back to the animation where Meg is on the ground destroyed
>Peter: NYEHEHEHEHEHE!
>Stewie: Personally I prefer MSpaintanon, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!

Maybe that's enough /jp/hu for today

>>49737261
ok I guess?

HEY MERTH

>>49737261
Funny

>>49737268
>>49737274
>>49737285
... People here are getting too good at writing Merth posts, I can't tell which one is Merth.

>>49737277
what

>>49737291
I'm not Merth >>49737285

>>49737291
don't listen to him, that was me >>49737285
merth

It was me Dio!

It wasn't this bad on/v/hu

>>49737296
if you are forced to choose between stabbing your eye with a fork or eating a grilled cheese sandwich, which would you choose?

>>49737356
The sandwich

>>49737354
Immortality is dangerous

>>49737296
>>49737312
>>49737341
>>49737346
This thread is pissing me off

I'm the original Merthwalker

>>49737356
im gonna go with stabbing my eye

>>49737354
Touhou 20 will save us

>>49737356
It doesn't go like that retard. It's between stabbing your eye and getting fucked in the ass.

>>49737384
Mspaintanon, why are you doing this?

OK I've got a good one for everyone

Would you rather convert to taoism or castrate yourself and be forced to be trapped and betrayed in a hell dimension until the end of time?

>>49737354
I think the constant deleting was actually very good and healthy for us

HEY MERTH

ayaJEHOVA was right

>>49737412
Final Fantasy 7

>>49737402
Also if you don't reply then you pick the Taoism option be default so please keep that in mind thank you! :)

>>49737413
shit game

>>49737419
Limitbroken

JAYPEE JANITORS I BEG YOU START DELETING US SO OUR THREAD QUALITY CAN GO UP AGAIN

Final Fantasy was never a good RPG series. Bad at letting you roleplay. Its comtemporaries did it all better. And let's be honest, OoT mogs FF7.

Disregard that anon, here's a better one:
The plane that you were flying in started falling, so you grab a parachute and jump out before it crashes. There's a forest of dicks to your left, while there's a sea of shit on your right. Where would you land?

>>49737424
Shut the fuck up patchypedo

>>49737426
I 360 and go up with my parachute instead

hey merth:
would you rather get thrown off a 60 feet building
or
eat an ice cream

that's patchohero to you bucko

Merth and mspaintanon are like completely opposite people

>>49737455
Mario and Wario

Your best male friend got bit in the dick by a venomous snake. The venom is fast-acting, so if you don't suck it out now, he will die. Would you do it?

We didn't deserve mspaintwife

>>49737459
Who the fuck cares if it's my best friend I'm not gonna do gay shit to save him
After that we wouldn't be friends anyways fuck that he can go die R.I.P. motherfucker

There are two chairs: one has sharp spikes, the other — stiff cocks. Which one would you sit on, and on which would you put your mother?

Inside you there are two wolves.

HEY MERTH

>>49737515
One is gay. The other one is also gay. You are gay

Inside of me is woody

>>49737506
This is too hard I don't want to choose

>>49737525
Actually you're the gay one because you have 2 wolves inside you. Unless you're a girl of course.

If you're a girl and have 2 wolves inside you, you're not just any girl, you're Tewimilkyway

hey merth!
can you change my diapey?

>>49737527
Get out of my head

>>49737407
>Without correction anons went wild

Would you rather go to a zoo or an aquarium with your favorite touhou?

No, you cannot enter the wolf exhibit

gorilla.gif

gorilla gf?

draw gorilla women

HEY MERTH

666

>>49737593
Merth is probably tired so I'll take this one on his behalf
What

>>49737599
How come my feet smell if they don't have nose?

>>49737606
Are you sure they don't?

>>49737616
Too involved, try again

>>49737625
Sorry

The merth clone prophecy turned out true huh

We've entered the merth clones war arc

Prophecy like in Deltarune...

we were so bored of no merth we made our own

Give me something to doodle

HEY MERTH

>>49737674
Satori praying to Allah inshallah

>>49737674
Deltarune crossover

I shit myself

no you didn't

>>49737677

>>49737680

>>49737756
Is that Shanghai?

>>49737759
Play Phantasmagoria of Dimensional Dream.

>>49737764
Ellen

>>49737756
Sokrates KEKED by a goat

Test

I only respect one pc98anon and that is Gengeanon.

Patchouli fucks _____

I need more images of peeks under Eiki's teasingly short skirt.

>>49738037
underage village boys

Do not post any more pictures of Eiki.

>>49738037
Her mattress

[INTERNET MICRODRAMA TO REVIVE THE THREAD]
For today's news: the child porn spammer who posted whenever Reimu was the OP seemed to have given up. Evident by the fact that >>>/v/715685027 lasted for 2 days without any kiddie porn! Is /v/hu healing or is this villain just hiding, who's to say?
In other news, Meirafag seemed to have killed a on topic thread as seen on >>>/v/715893076 what a foul menace!
Finally, on the home front, this man >>49737919 seemed to have sperged out over vhu/jpu/merthu, cleaning that we have no quality posts here, what a sick joke! His other complaint was over the over usage of the word "merth" citing its number count, uh oh, someone is jealous! The thread was shortly deleted but was fascinating to see.
That's all for today's internet microdrama, more to come hopefully!

Just keep naming all the threads /merth/hu he's all we talk about anyways
no i'm not merthbroken i actually like it this way

>>49738276
It makes the pedos mad so it's funny

>>49738248
Does the spammer spam actual child porn or just loli/shouta? ‘Cause if it’s the former how come they haven’t gotten arrested yet?

>>49738299
>does the spammer post actual child porn
yes
>how come they havent gotten arrested yet
99% certain they use proxies like 'eck or gay or whatever to avoid any legal issues. idk im not a expert in avoiding the law

>>49738299
We had someone dumping actual child porn in the threads for a while after the hack but before we moved here.
>how come they haven’t gotten arrested yet
VPNs, living in a third world country, I don't know.

>>49738248
i need more

>>49735059
shut the fvark up merth has been there and done that

HEY MERTH!

I have stumbled upon Juan's goldmine
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/74320682/#74360828

NIGGER SHUT UP GOD DAMN

>>49738524
You know i uploaded all of these and more on my redgifs account

>>49738524
> (Pine, includes cum slurping)

holy merthbroken

just found another marisissy hidden gem, I'll leave it here just in case anyone wants it

>>>/trash/7436721

That was the wrong post and my joke is ruined FUARK

hey merth

>>49738535
is that yatsuhashi

So Yuuka and Sanae walk into a bar

I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine
and the best part is, you can't stop me

anyways, favorite merth quote?

Would you rather see a drawing of Benben or a drawing of Yatsuhashi?

I'll give you some drawma, 103 stole my bike

gorilla man shot my dog

>>49738590
Yatsuhashi

kyouko hasnt come home for a while.....

one joke

i don't know why

it doesn't even matter how hard you try

keep in mind i designed this rhyme to explain in due time

all i knooow

time is a valuable thing

watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

where is everyone…

MIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I DON'T WANNA DIE
SOMETIMES I WISH I'VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL

>>49738680
goonin

>>49738680
Dying. I became a magician so I could base my lifeforce off doodling for people, but now no-one makes requests of me. It’s over.

>>49738684
Favorite doujin?

>>49738684
she is not that big stop it

>>49738686
Draw Medicine euthanizing Kyouko

>>49738686
draw this >>49738684

>>49738688
These for 2hu specifically
https://nhentai.net/g/471820/
https://nhentai.net/g/513828/
These overall
https://nhentai.net/g/343091/
https://nhentai.net/g/419016/
https://nhentai.net/g/521437/

I might as well just unceremoniously dump this here now for whoever wanted it like two threads ago. Wanted to fit in a joke about illegal cheese but couldn't.
Shitty posts have prevented a good moment for it so far, don't expect a whole lot more from me here either though for now.

i miss crayolasnacker

I miss mustardgasanon

mustardgasanon>everyone else

>>49738706
EHHHHH?! Sakuya-dono, you're going to BETRAY and TRAP my boyfriend Kourin inside the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and then you, Meiling-dono, Koakuma-san, Patchouli-sama, Remilia-sama, Flandre-chan and a hundred fairy maids are all going to MILK him dry of his semen for the next 500 years?! And... WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! Y-You're going to SLICE ME TO PIECES and make a DELICIOUS MEAL out of my body, which will be eaten by you and the others as you get yourselves PREGNANT with my boyfriend's SEED?!!!! And my best friend REIMU will show up to TRAP my SPIRIT in MAKAI for MILLENNIA, to ENSURE I can't even watch you use my boyfriend as your SEX TOY. SOUNDS INCREDIBLE! YABBA DABBA PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49738706
yuukabro btw

yabba dabba kekaroooooooooo

>open your door
>see this
wat do

>open your door
>see this
wat do

>>49738709
IDK who that is but here's a picture of Medicine Melancholy in a field of chlorine gas

>>49738726
*gasp* THE PROPHECY COMES TRUE!

>>49738725
i jsut came immediately to this

i wonder if merth is mad at us like last time

post the futa remilia

every merth aficionado knows he never gets mad

post goonji i haven't gooned today

post fat and hairy mimi-chan

103 stole my phone

Gee Eiki-sama, you really like getting your cute little face smothered by my massive titties, don't you? Always finding an excuse to scold me yet you're hopelessly addicted to my breasts~

103 looks like leshawna from total drama island

How do we bring 103 back?