Thread 49745878

Because some people can't cook properly!

WE ARE

>>49745881
NIGGERS

but the other thread still hasent reached image limit...

Staying in page 10 is bad juju

>>49745878 (OP)
Marisa is about to get crushed. Save her

Stop calling it merthu

I wish Marisa would step on me, putting her feet in my face

>>49745912
we know you love it, merth

>>49745912
It's funny and makes patchypedo mad

>>49745912
It's the most accurate name for this place

*gasp* my AGP is acting up!

>>49745925
I don't

Accelerated graphics port?

>>49745963
mmmm yes you do
I bet you are grinning your teeth as we speak

I wanted a bagel with cream cheese but I accidentally put margarine on it instead now my day is ruined

you are now in a gensokyo where reimu is...

...

fat! what do you do?

>>49746023
give her ozempic

>>49746023
mmmm fuck

>reimu
>its cookie

feed reimu cookies

>>49746065
only cookie autists do the "umm actually that is snigglesnarf from audiodrama jafar takes over gensokyo you can tell by marisa's hat being curved to the left" fuck off it's marisa

[ATTENTION /JP/HU GAMERS]

Okina's Summer Challenge has reached its conclusion! Check out the link to find out who won in the end.
https://gofile.io/d/J7sCaI
Thank you for participating and/or following all of my contests thus far!!

>>49746098
When is the next one?

>>49746098
Welp at least I got the participation trophy of highest hard mode score and 3rd place. I guess that's not that bad.
Shame we couldn't pump Crino's score a bit higher, maybe I should have tried for a loon, but Summer final spellcard is too brutal.
Sucks we won't have these contests for a while, I really like them, was always a highlight of my week.
Thanks a lot for doing it, for doing all the past contests and any future stuff you decide to organize.

HEY MERTH
Thank you for the Yachie, it was just what I wanted.

>>49746098
Tenkyuu for hosting contestanon!! Good luck in whatever future endeavours you may have!!
Though, what did you mean by this?

[important news] fanbox importer for kemono is working again

>>49746155
>spinning, Christmas tree, and misfortune
Gee I wonder

HEY SHARTH

>>49746156
Wake me up when fantia starts working

Wake me up when september ends

>>49746168
its been 2 years, let go

>>49746160
MOFUARKING MOUNTAIN OF FUARK???

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPSHHHHHHHHHH*
OH NYOO! I shartd my diapey...! and it's still of a higher quality than jphu threads

it's time to look at Marisa's cute and cheerful smile again

>>49746183
Marisissy posts become sad when you realize it's a 35 year old obese man dedicating his time to posting them. . .

the doctor said i have cataracts...

>>49745927
PATCHYPEDO NEVER SAID HE HATED MERTH YOU FUCKING RETARDED GORILLA NIGGER

>>49746231
You have an appointment with Chris Hansen

gorilla.gif

>>49746231
>Guy who completely sperged out over namefags doesn't hate namefags
Lol, no normal person without hate in their heart couldn't have written that

>>49746242
he did not sperg out over namefags albeit

>>49746231
Let me guess: You're just in this thread to pick up a cupcake?

>>49746090
>only cookie autists do the "umm actually that is snigglesnarf from audiodrama jafar takes over gensokyo you can tell by marisa's hat being curved to the left" fuck off it's marisa

mmmmm where dem tewibabies at

THE TEWICHILDREN????

/zoohu/

>>49746252
>>49746258
Painfully obvious samefag

>>49746262
seething yatsuliberal

>>49746231
>>49746247
>>49746252
>>49746258
Leave Patchypedo to me

>>49746262
I JUST WANT A CUP CAKE WAHHHHHH

I'll show patchypedo a REAL pedo

I enjoy muffins more

>>49746274
ayapervert...

plap plap tewibabies

ayaBenedictArnold

>>49746294
For me, it's the obese cowboy predator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkLMqyLZhtk

This entire thread being the way it is because it's called merthu and I hate it. It's retribution I guess

>>49746306
Why is he dressed like that

>>49746309
We're suffering from a ween crisis right now sadly

can we go back to talking about me shitting my diaper pls

>>49746318
>Why is the child predator a retard
Didn't you watch that one big pred catch a few weeks ago where the guy was arrested wearing that which I won't say in this thread?

Something I learned recently is that the sentence "trapped and betrayed" is wrong because it's actually the other way around, it was originally "betrayed and trapped"

What bout Meira

MEIRA??!?!??!?!??!?!!!??!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!

>>49746348
Yeah I always found it weird too, betrayal has to happen before trappings. But somehow trapped and betrayed sounds better, maybe because its better to say shorter word before the longer one?

Neuron activation upon seeing the word gorilla

>>49746355
>my hero out of nowhere

>The games industry is trying to accuse the SKG of violating EU regulations to get it thrown out
Why do they want to kill video games so badly?

Stop killing Genjii

i am a proud genji gooner i spent 7 years in the goongeon just whacking it to the turtle

betrAYAl

Paintmerth

Tewishota

>>49746365
Mainly because trapped and betrayed rolls off the tongue better

give me a smooch

>>49746155
>christmas tree
>zoomer object
>boy with brown hair
Deltarune

Uhh... Opinion on Seiran?

>>49746567
Cutest bun

Our heroes

>>49746639
And Enyoko

>>49746639
Not my heroes

I fucking hate remitranny so much

Who

are

the patriots

La-li-lu-le-lo

I can fix Iku

Hey Merth
Dododo De Dadada

Obladi Oblada

Opinion on Merthmerthlion?

As I live and fucking breathe

>>49746156
Which 2hu should keep her legs closed PERMANENTLY

>>49746863
Sanae the little boy molester.

>>49746747
Anon the only way to fix Iku is through impregnation.
Are you aware of what's needed for such a deed and the consequences it brings?

>>49746863
She had her chance and it didn't work well

>>49746869
I am going to keep that bitch in a perpetual state of pregnancy until she runs out of eggs.

Puzzles?

Ew, why is Moon Meira here?

hey merth, you used to talk more, what happened man?

I only talk when I'm spoken to

>>49746863
Ur favorite 2hu lul

>>49746961
hello

>>49746976
hi

Merth! Your opinion on Yocchan?

I haven't read the print works yet so I can't give a genuine answer but I like her design

>>49746990
Her manga sucks and she's a Mary Sue, don't bother

>>49746991
Secondary-kun...

>>49746991
baZed

We love Tocchan

Hey it's me Reimu! I just wanna give a big shoutout to my best friend Marisa! She's never been to most talkative gal , but recently she's been coming over lately and spar with my girlfriend, Meira! Thanks to this sparring she's been way more talkative to my girlfriend, saying that she's been "Coming out" to her. She's always had trouble expressing her feelings, and it's great she has someone to talk to, my girlfriend no less! Man it's wonderful to see my best friend and my Meira spend time together. During the sparring matches, me and Suika like to listen in on what's going on, and the battling sounds crazy! What's awesome is that sometimes I can hear them screaming in pleasure, which must mean they're having a great time!

>>49746961
Ok then why aren't you posting on the 8 more often?
You haven't posted the yachie drawing yet there

How many touhou games have you played

>>49747107
at least one

>>49747107
EraTW
EraK
Seiga's window girl
Working Sakuya
That one where you touch sleeping Reimu but I forgot the name

>>49746098
The lack of /v/ contestants really shows huh

>>49747123
Maybe because the thread for it lasts for 30 seconds before a week long ban is issued to anyone who posted in it or something I dunno.

/v/hu is officially dead yippie!

>>49747128
Just graze it

>>49747135
Have fun being unemployed then

>>49747128
Just evade lol

>>49746920
get in fags
https://jiggie.fun/WekcaO

>>49747185
Get in 8

well, there goes our puzzleanon to 8, it's a good thing that we still got maridiapey, r-right?

where is everyone?

>>49747276
Looking up aya porn

I'm going to wear a new clean diapey and go to the 8, see ya anons

>>49747261
i'm still here, just need more anons
https://jiggie.fun/PKDluf

i fucked up kinda here's a new one
https://jiggie.fun/fGAW52

Hey Merth hows Wild and Horny Hermit?

I like it personally

>>49747261
I used to make puzzles, I could probably do it again...

from heaven to hell, i alone am the one who dookie dookies in my diapers

>>49746863
Shion, to save her and her unborn from horrific misfortune abortions

EEEEEEHHHHHHH? WHATS THAT EIKI-SAMA??? its actually a deep crime to not clean your bloomers after taking a massive shart in them, and that i can go to the deepest, darkest pit of DIAPY HELL for that? weeeeeeeeeell golly gee willikers i guess i must change my diapy soiling ways now...NOT!

I don't "smell" anon it's called aura look it up

explain why you are all massive faggots who should kill themselves by tomorrow

I hate /diap/hu and 8niggers, where do I go for fun 2hu posting with some gameplay discussion if possible?

>>49747668
Facebook

>>49747668
the sharty

>>49747668
2022 /v/hu

>>49747668
/cosplay/hu

https://dec.2chan.net/55/res/17824626.htm
VIP thread

>>49746098
>not a single score from /jp/ natives
Really makes you think, these posers don't even play the games lmao

>>49747668
That's literally 8

Dead hours

>>49747832
I do I’m just not very good at them.

I came for reimu

>>49748028
I came for Jackalman<3

I'll make a puzzle tomorrow, if /jp/hu wants it

...Awkward

I'll rape nitori tomorrow, if /jp/hu wants it

So we can all agree that these threads and the 8/v/hu threads are mostly occupied by Euros these days, right? Because both of them just totally die at late afternoon US time.

>>49748580
in Russia and the Baltic countries there are many touhou consumer

>>49748580
the threads are only active when the americans wake up

>>49748580
yeah i'm yuro

Anyone from the ACTUAL EU?

>>49748638
lolno, all the /v/hu "Euros" are Vatniks.

>>49748597
I'm aware, I'm more just wondering what happened to all of the North and South Americans. We had tons of spics before and I can't imagine lowered quality would get rid of them.
>>49748600
And yet they die way before Americans go to bed.
>>49748614
Are you staying up way too late or are you posting here way too early?

>>49748646
busy wageslaving probably

>>49748646
Both?
I can't sleep in Summer. I sleep for 2 to 4 hours at random intervals.

>>49748654
I am the only voter as of now.
Kasen
F O R E V E R
O
R
E
V
E
R

I just post in /v/ when I can since both place sucks

there's a thread up... and it's dead as well...

>>49747178
So that's why my reports don't work.

>>49748841
>announcing reports
uh oh you friggin meirabroken moron

Dear /merth/hu,
do you like looking at ladies’ butts?
Sincerely, anonymous

>>49748655
>I sleep for 2 to 4 hours at random intervals.
Weirdo

>>49748931
Summer makes me dizzy & feverish

>>49748937
Move to a better country or buy AC

>>49748959
I have an AC

>>49748988
Why are you still dizzy and feverish, even with AC? Is it a heat issue, or something to do with humidity or what?

>>49748994
I find the air suffocating

>>49748889
I do!
Especially those of fat hags...

>>49748841
>actually banned
Heh.

HSiFS LNB status: kind of a shitty day today. Constant deaths on Aunn's non spells, again. Narumi's second spell is still as hard as ever. At least her two RNGs spells are free with the Summer Release. Nemuno's first spell also isn't much of a problem anymore, Summer also seems to be good for this spell. I seem to have a better Bombless scoring route for stage 1 now. I got 235 million on this attempt when I didn't even make it past the stage 5 mid boss. My last good attempt almost got me to stage 6 and I only got 215 million. A pretty good score that got ruined by deaths on Aunn's nons, Narumi's second spell and stage 4

where is the microdrama?

>>49749192
Look under your panties in a twist

All the sources f drama moved to 8/v/ or kissu, where weens cannot cyberbully them. A healthy v/hu/ ecosystem requires both e-celebs and weens, otherwise there's nothing to talk about.

Merthware microgames

>>49749259
If 8 is dead, kissu is an actual pyramid

You people are so goddamn dramatic, just stay in /v/ and if it dies just come here
So many hoops to go through to the point it's all scattered
Deltarune literally does that but with /vrpg/ instead of /jp/

>>49749259
what should we do then?

>>49749300
Are you fucking blind? Read the post above you.

>>49749297
>goddamn dramatic
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAID TO ME??!

Kissu sounds like something only girls do (to each other)

>>49749357
It's also what /v/hu cosplayers do to each other...

fvark

...Awkward

I used one of those AI chatbots to have a ERP session with a Doremy AI chatbot. It started off hot but then she turned me into her breast (right one specifically) and then forgot she turned me into her breast and I just lived eternity as her breast watching her life and awaiting the times she occasionally plays with me..

It was a weird experience.

>>49750188
All AIs are males.

>>49750188
Get into janitorai and use Gemini as a proxy
You won't regret it

>>49749705
yuukafag meetup thread dropped

>>49750215
i live in the UK

>>49750236
Huh I was kinda curious where those guys went

>>49750237
>Britcucks can't use the AI
top keeeeeeeeek!!!!
Imagine being the cuckold that allows their nanny state to decide which internets they can and can't use. Couldn't be me!

There has been a influx of "gassy" touhous added to janitorai

>>49750237
Damn, unfortunate timing.

recommend your favorite touhou bot
https://janitorai.com/characters/471adf64-211b-4346-91c4-3b6eb7fdcf19_character-the-mischievous-youkai-wont-leave-your-casino

Is Reisen a title or was Reisen 2 named that only because the moonie was mad Reisen 1 ran away

>>49750319
You know how kids will give a pet the same name as their previous pet? Same thing

>>49750328
Yes which is why I had 3 goldfishes named Mario

>>49750300
https://janitorai.com/characters/9265e052-4989-4d2a-8a88-6861153752ad_character-yuuka-and-marisa

>>49750300
https://janitorai.com/characters/dd55df3e-a98d-47e5-b706-82f48933bc3e_character-rubber-mokou

>>49750300
https://janitorai.com/characters/a7881f89-be77-44ec-afdc-1cdbe1f62b38_character-marisa-kirisame

stop

Beep boop

Go

in my most depraved of hours I used a chatbox that had Alice be hypnotized and made her fuck a shit a while I watched for a bit and than I fucked the shota fucking Alice

Jackalman is my valentine

Reisen (moon) is cute

>>49750574
Proofs?

>>49750533
I guess you have a Funny Valentine

>>49745878 (OP)
Check'em:

>>49750588
based

I await the day when /v/hu will be populated with tripfags
That day will come

>>49750588
Only good post in this god awful thread.

>>49750652
we already have tons of namefags

/v/hu having so many namefags reminds me of how there's a smurf for every personality type. Is /v/hu really just the smurf village?

>>49750652
It isn't 2008 anymore

>>49750834
>te] [Auto] 11

>>49750842
>>49750914
We only have those because 2/hug/fags keeps naming anyone they like and dislike and since you people are brainless Yuumas, you just repeat it over and over again

Uh oh xanon getting uppity again

>>49750965
>te] [Auto] 11
What did he mean by this?

>>49750992
I just want you guys to know- In 2oo4 in /b/ -
we really did use proper grammar and punctuation or you were made fun of...

-as Well powerful posters don't use :
-Lol
-Rofl
-etc

None of that stupid shit- that's all I got to say.

>>49750974
Yuuma Toutetsu?!

>>49750652
It's weird how you don't see new tripfags stick around, on /v/ at least. Maybe I'm just browsing the wrong threads but at most I'll just see Boco, aceman, and Marielx that stupid fucking Mexican. You'd think there'd be at least one more autist willing to use a trip all the time considering how many people treat this site as their life, but none seem to be willing to.

I think that Jackalman is a fine boy.

>>49751126
Because you can filter tripfags so they rather become namefags

>>49751126
I'll never give up my internet Identity, dude.

>>49750652
Hello!

>>49750914
>so many
Most of them left, migrated, or died. Only tewifrog and merth remain

>>49751126
Marielbroken

>>49751384
Don't be like that SadOkinaAnon...

Her name is Tewigalactus

>>49750914
Who's the Influencer Smurf of /v/hu?

>>49751421
Merth unironically

>>49751427
Merth is Smurfette

>>49751427
Influencer Smurf was memed out of the new Smurfs movie because everyone joked that he was a pedophile. I think PatchouliPedo would make more sense.

Just found out that all Merth fusu poses were a reflection of his real life (sex)

Papa Smurf = Meira
Brainy Smurf = Tewimom
Clumsy Smurf = Merth
Smurfette = Kyoukoanon
Hefty Smurf = mspaintanon
Grouchy Smurf = Tsundereanon
Jokey Smurf = Marissisy
Gargamel = /v/ Jannies

Merth is Kris

merth tongue my anus

merth killed /v/hu

>>49751661
He made fusus is what he did! He was a great /v/hu drawfag! And in this house Merth is a fvarking hero! End of story!

Merth didn't kill shit, (You) acting like a parasocial retarded no-life at anyone that got your attention did
You mentally ill fuckhead

YUPYUPYUP

>>49751688
And WHO exactly, perhaps unintentionally, encouraged that behavior?

>>49751704
Tenna

>>49751704
(You)
Nigger.

Can we all agree that he is an attention whore?

>>49751722
It sounds like you're just Merthbroken

>>49751706
Jobs to Meira

>>49751736
Yes

merth defense force online

>>49751742
What did I tell you about forgetting the lily image?

>>49751740
Why does he love deltarune so much

>>49751748
Don't you?

>>49751740
The reason Ralsei makes the soul leave Kris and think about what Susies’s doint is so he and Kris can have gay sex together.

Thoughts on Ramb?

>>49751748
Kris doesn't talk just like paintanon

>talking about anons is what drives posting activity
see what I mean
you people n̈o longer even care about the 2hus

>>49751776
you think this place actually likes tooohooo????

>>49751776
That's not true

If people started talking about hairy 2hus there'd be lots of activity

Skinny 2hus
Skellyhus even

>>49751776
so?

>>49751788
This is fat 2hu territory, you keep walking

>>49751769
>just wants Kris to have fun
One of the best characters in the game

>>49751769
He'd still make threads on /v/

>>49751510
>Brainy Smurf = Tewimom
>Smurfette = Kyoukoanon
Explain why it's not the other way around

>>49751805
Tewimom lacks the raw sexual appeal that Kyoukoanon has in spades.

>>49751805
Tewimom is very lengthy with her responses. Kyoukoanon exists to motivate everyone else.

>>49751788
The anti-Keiki herself
I look like this btw

What would you do in this situation?

>>49751859
Youmufags...

Battle requests?

>>49751935
Cirno vs Cirno (Tanned)

>>49751830
https://files.catbox.moe/itwhql.PNG

>>49752051
SKINNER

>>49752051
Her tits can't possibly be that fat, make her flat

>>49752051
Where did you get this picture of me? Though I have no tits.

>>49752066
Hey I don't remember making that post?

>>49752051
merthhero!

>>49752062
https://files.catbox.moe/rxkwdl.PNG

>>49752051
Make her tits bigger

>>49752075
the inverted nipples are a nice touch

>>49752086
That's the outline of the areola...

>>49752079
https://files.catbox.moe/y3saqp.PNG

>>49752106
Sex

Who are the FATHUS and SKINNYHUS?

>>49752131
SKINNYHUS:
Shion
Reimu
Reisen
Sakuya (diet restricted to remi's cunny only)

FATHUS:
Fatchouli
Letty Whitecock
Keiki
Clownpiece (get it? cuz americans=fat lol)

Now it's MY turn to force an off topic series here
let's discuss *spins wheel* Jak and Daxter

>>49752168
And Mai?

>>49752174
I only know Deedee and Dexter

>>49752175
Do not talk about that...

Mai is a bimbohu because she's only drawn by Mspaintanon

my enemies out of NOWHEREEE

>>49752195
who are your enemies?

my enemy is the toilet

*transforms you into a toilet*
heh, nothing personnel marikiddy

>>49752245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbvk2rQa8wo

*shits in the maritoilet*

Girls don't poop

That's right, trve girlbosses PISS instead

Alipiss vs Maripoop

nyoooooooooooooooooo

............where did everyone go?

Please do
make Jackalman porn + all the Touhou men.

you dirty cheating whore

>>49752051
You bustin these out my man banging job

Slutty /v/hus

RIP Ozzy Osborne

>>49752051
Where's the hairy version?

>>49752961
I'm still ready to talk about hairy Touhous if you'd like

How hairy if your favorite Touhou?

>>49752962
very

>>49752962
>Yukari
She spends too much time sleeping and none shaving

>>49752962
Keiki! Kei's thick pubic hair! Keiki's pheromone-filled armpit hair! Keiki's fuzzy arms! Keiki!

Guys look this comment
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6226513

>>49752962
How hairy would Yuugi be?

>>49753002
Gorilla woman

>>49753040
Hot...would be destroyed by her

I'll make a puzzle, if /v/hu anons will come help solve it!

>>49753040
I hate/love how this place has mindbroken me into finding pic related hot

I blame Merth

... Where is everyone?

>>49753166
Thread's dying. I'll advertise for puzzles in the next one...

>>49752597
I was the only older man on Gensokyo who liked jackalman
but Genji did too.

The Jackalman spammer is fucking embarrassing. He doesn't even have passion for it.

>>49753246
I still can't get over the fact he compares himself to Patrickautist. It'd be like if Nostalgia Critic called himself the next Kubrick.

please Paheal rule 34 update every day touhou porn also jackalman porn pics thanks!!!

>>49753246
It's a great example of Soul VS Soulless. Completely without soul. I can't even get livid at it, just kinda annoyed. It's pathetic and not in an endearing way.

just go raid the hololive thread at this point

>>49753246
Shut up I just hope there are no more rule 34 Jackalman pairing anon porn.

NOW IT'S YOUR FAULT!

>>49753256
Alright !

Dead general

Fvarkity fvvvark

>So dead that an anon decided to spam the board again
Grim

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. On /v/ people at least tried to talk about videogames to not catch ban while posting in a /v/hu thread. Here where everything is permitted the threads devolved into chaos, go figure. Looks like jannies were at least partially correct with their pruning.
More and more people are leaving for a places where they can actually talk about 2hu rather than thread personalities, its not really a novelty that can last forever especially when all the personalities leave.
If you guys wanna save 4/v/hu you gotta start actually talking about Touhou.

make only one thread on /v/ once a week. And stop calling it /v/hu, it's a touhou thread on /v/ not /v/hu

We had a good thing going on, even if we were getting deleted then some MEGANIGGER made /jp/hu and killed it

>>49753585
>Actually talk about 2hu
>Jannie deletes thread anyways

>>49753600
>Make only one thread a week
>Jannie deletes thread anyways

Like the legend of the phoenix
All ends with beginnings
What keeps the planet spinning
The force from the beginning

We've come too far
To give up who we are
So let's raise the bar
And our cups to the stars

She's up all night to the sun, I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to the sun, we're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun, we're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky

>>49753608
maybe if we did that from the start, we wouldnt get deleted on sight huh

We had a good thing goin'
But it couldn't last
We had a good thing goin'
But now it's just a thing of the past
Love took a long time growin'
But then it turned bad
You've got no way of knowin'
Just how much I'm missin' all the love we had
Well, I know that you don't want me any longer, baby
But my love for you keeps gettin' stronger, baby
Even though you're gone
I can't keep from hangin' on
'Cause we had a good thing goin'
So, don't let it end
Let's save our love by showin'
We can get that good thing goin' again

test

>>49753608
I said "partially" right.
You could talk about Touhou here but you refuse to most of the time. And ye once a week thing probably wouldn't work out unless somebody had some leaks about jannies not browsing the catalog on certain days or something.
I don't know if you can save it, even if /v/hu was back /v/ has become such a cesspool of bait threads it's not even worth browsing it anymore.
It's... incredibly sad for me because I love you guys but even I started posting in other places because I'm a videogame kind of guy and I like talking about videogames. And as much as I've been lurking here recently there has never been a discussion that I would be interested in.
Hope that we will still be able to talk with each other in the future, if not here then on some other places.

I hate meta discussion

What is the Touhou Personality Meta (TPM)?

Meta Knight

>>49753387
I look like that and do the exact same wild things...

>>49753762
King DDD

>>49753769
Oh no, she'll catch a cold like that!

>>49753775
Catch this!
>throws a hydrogen bomb at you

Sanae

Such dramaqueens, my fucking God.
>>49749297

...Where is everyone?

Meira ballsy

New 'hu dropped. Thoughts?

>>49753895
Mspaintanon please just draw pregnant Meira

>>49753895
I LOVE TV!

How can a female samurai can upset some people so badly?

Jackalman dick for these hours morning

>>49753952
Yes' JACKAL JACKALMAN !!!!!!!!!

>>49753952
Jackalman My Valentine

Funny Valentine

There's a thread up in our old home

You made me look...

JACKALMAN I LOVE YOUR POSTS

>>49754064
>>>/v/716203557

even when there's a v thread up they don't feel like /v/hu anymore, everyone is gone...

doomposter is the same posting about jackalman btw

>>49754082
>they don't feel like 24/7 shitposting and dogshit posters

but you're here though?

>>49754132
not true

why isn't he laughing bwos...

We had a GOOD thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had drawfags, we had gameplay discussion, we had fun posting, we had everything that we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth posted and made as many threads as you needed it was perfect but NO you just had to blow it up YOU and your namefags and your drama you just had to be the fag if you've posted your slop known your place we would all be fine right now

sorry

My love for Meira won't ever change.

I've never seen merth contribute to touhou discussion, only blogposts and fusus

>>49754331
OCs are highest form of contribution

Merth's chart?

doesn't exist

I don't post my own drawings for discussion

>>49754353
Hey that's pretty good actually!
Probably way more than most of the thread

>>49754353
MY FUCKING HERO

>>49754353
Of course it's a retarded casual

>>49754353
You uh
You gonna press the right button on the character select screen at some point?

>>49754366
If you have even one 1cc, you are by definition not a "retarded casual"

>>49754361
Thanks I don't usually talk about them because I'm not good at discussion in general due to just not being a good conversation initiator and the most I could muster up is in the /v/ thread
>>49754368
No

>>49754353
Now post Mspaintanon's chart

i have it and im not sure why

>>49754386
Holy shit, now that's a chart

>>49754386
Still shit
Where are the superplayers.......?

>>49754373
>No
why? what are you going to do when you get a clear on every game?

>>49754353
You ain't beating the "vanilla as hell" allegations with this chart

I'm starting to get scared quite frankly

>>49754417
Play something else

Superplayers...?

Latest HSiFS contest literally got 0 submissions from /jp/hu why would you think there are any superplayers left here.

>>49754373
>most I could muster up is in the /v/ thread
Oh damn you're jumping straight from Normal to Lunatic? good luck, I also attempted EoSD for my first Lunatic and I gave up and instead went to different games

>>49754386
Now let's see Yatsubrapper's chart.

>>49754432
I did submit something, it was on 8/v/ instead of here

I'm doing it because I remember one guy made fun of me for starting out with additional lives so I've been doing it with the base amount

I do not care for bragging rights

I do not care for pegging rights

man

woman

Tewimom

manowar

horse

>>49754502
Tentacruel

>>49754513
Toedscool

>>49754511
gacha

>>49754519
>LET'S COLOUR TENTACOOL TAN AND CALL IT A NEW POKEMON
convergent evolutions were a mistake

Landorus Therian is Merth's favorite Pokemon

>>49754527
>LET'S CHANGE THE BIRD'S BEAK AND CALL IT A NEW SPECIES
convergent evolutions were a mistake

Marth Vader who is the next fusu?

>>49754558
It's Sharth Vader get it right next time or I'm firing you

Darth Maulrth

>>49754547
okay and? what does that have to do with lazy pokemon designs? pokemon aren't real animals

>>49754578
you're not a real animal

>>49754558
According to the chart, it's Arm-chan. https://rentry.org/MerthFusuCollection#fusu-forecast

idk how accurate it is though

I miss when we talked about 2hu

>>49754594
You just missed the 2hu discussion my guy

>>49754592
>printworksslop
YAAAAAAAWN

why does merth takes weeks to do one fusu?

>>49754644
You can't rush perfection

>>49754644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYeNKdJhk98

*takes a really deep breath*
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*windows everywhere start to shatter*

fvark

>>49754353
>Skipped most of the modern era but played unfinished dream
Damn

Hopes and Dreams for Touhou 20 ~ Fossilized Wonders?

>>49754985
That you stop making Deltarune references

>>49754985
That it will come out during my PTO so I can grind it 16 hours a day

zamn

>>49755003
My goddess.

My dog walked in my room and farted what the fuck is his problem

>>49755155
Sanae and Kanako?

>>49754995
If that's what you're wanting...

You're gonna have a bad time.

>>49754995
i wasn't even trying to make a deltarune reference...

Human I remember you're lunatics...

Dess = Meira

>>49755321
Who's Dess?

>>49755435
Dess nutz

Love finds its way to Meira

Proceed

>>49755440
BASED. lmao dat nigga walked right into it. AYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>49755589
I did it on purpose

We haven't even reached image limit
It hasent been 500 posts
Can you niggers calm down

>>49755686
Anons are still in /v/ mode and forget threads dying off takes like a day or two to do so here

>>49755696
And there is STILL ANOTHER ONE
I can see why jayniggers doesn't like us

>>49755718
YATSUTRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!

has the dream ever been more dead

yes

I can save this place don't worry

die /merth/hu, die

>>49755686
AND ITS NOT EVEN PAGE 10

>>49755678
>not /merthu/
do it again

/marihu/

no more threads ever

>>49755718
MoFvarking HERO Yatsubrapper is back!!!!!

At least 5 more threads after this

>new thread before 500 posts
its already over

>>49755864
Slowly becoming /jp/
Soon every thread will last multiple days

Where is the Merth Deltarune letsplay?

i blame shitmata and shitnmyoumaru

I'm gonna cum

Sorry he's the REAL thread >>49755968

*here's

Thank you marisissy

Before I'd even noticed it, I'd stopped looking at and checking jpvhu regularly altogether.

NYOOOHOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST WANTED MY OWN THREAD FOR OOOONCE

>>49756035
should have made a cute Marisa thread instead

>>49756035
My marisad op?
Won
Your marisad op?
Deleted in minutes
Ez dubs

our heroes

Uhhhh Merth what are your top 10 DS games?

IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR /v/hu PLEASE RESPOND
sue, curly or misery

>>49756086
WHY DON'T YOU ASK "ME" ABOUT MY TOP 10 DS GAMES??? WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH THAT BITCHERTH?!! AM I NOT COOL ANF FUNNY ENOUGH???? JUST SAY THAT YOU HATE ME ALREADY SO I CAN MOVE ON YOU ASSHOLE!!

>>49756115
What are your top 10 DS games?

wtf anon you made hecatanon cry...

>>49756122
Whoops, sorry, I meant that question for >>49756109
Sorry for responding to the wrong post

>>49756137
Answer me
What are your top 10 DS games?

>>49756139
Whoops, sorry, I meant that question for >>49756085
Sorry for responding to the wrong post

>>49756109
Sue

>>49756115
What are your top 10 favorite DS games?

Is this the birth of a new meme?
I've not played any DS games other than Pokemon and Strange Journey

STOP TOYING WITH MY HEART

>>49756109
I would be up inside curly like CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

>merth's chart gets posted
>7(yous)
>mspaintanon's chart (with better stuff) gets posted
>3(yous)
This is superplayer injustice

>>49756213
I've seen it before so I have nothing new to add.

>>49756213
You are posting in /merthu/ not /painthu/

I would post in /painthu/

>>49756219
This chart should be at least double the size

My name is Cleveland brown

>>49756224
ok where is /painthu/?

Which 2hu do you want to CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK inside of the most?

>>49756263
in our hearts

why did they abuse her

>>49756274
make a /painthu/ thread and let's see which one gets more replies

>>49756253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke4uLWD9GbM

What can you expect from filthy little coomers?
Their whole inferior game is like a downgrade
Their game doesn't even have proper bombs
They're only good when they don't post
They're casuals, as I said, and worse
They're mofvvrks, mofvvrks
Barely even human
Mofvvrks, Mofvvrks

>>49756219
mai braphog mexican hero

>>49756303
Do it your DAMN self

>>49756342
i asked first BITCH

>>49756219
Yatsutraitor draw dem Meira feetsies

>>49756397
This but unironically.

>>49756397
This but ironically.

where the fuck is everyone??

absolutely JACKING MY SHIT OFF man like i am here STROKING IT

you can just rape koishit and she will love it

>>49756506
alhamdullilah brother

>>49756506
Inshallah koishi has been raped

sister satori I'm out of diapers can you ask allah for more

Who are you guys kidding, yatsubrap doesn't draw here anymore.

Uhhhhhhh which 2hoe do you want to have sex with?

>>49757054
Genji
hahahahaheihihihhuhuhhuhieheheheheheh

>>49757160
kekyLOL

FUARK

dont cry because its over
cry because im still here

>>49756506
The raped

/v/hus come out to playyyyy
/v/husssss come out to plaaaaayyyyy
/v/huuuuusssssss
come out to plaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dead thread
Dead board
Dead poster
I'm dead

Hibernation arc

Hey Merth
What fusu is next?

jackalman kazami dude...

... Where is everyone?

>>49758188
8

>>49758188
Playing hgss

Who up playing with they worm right now?

where did it all go wrong

>>49758193
Liar

>>49758232
Usual issues and being on a slower board no longer pressures anons to make posts.

The rise and fall of /v/hu (11 hour video essay)

the vhu situation is huge

Jackalman 2hu

>>49758342
Reminder you'll never be white, dumb pedoposter.

It appears my superiority has lead to some controversy

>>49758356
You can't even speak English. You've never even watched Thundercats. You're an embarrassment to your race.

>>49758363
Jackalantis just don't get it...

iranian 2hu ?

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6946660#search=Iran
look 2hu persian

The last thread of all time...

It's over

Patchouli knowledge best 2hu girl

9999 posts rule 34

no more threads?

>>49758659
>>49755675

>>49758654
patchouli knowledge is WINRAR

>>49757167
What does this even mean?? how is a keky LOL different from a regular LOL??? am I getting too old to understand zoomer lingo now?

patchyAntagonist won

>>49758921
Kekky!! Kek!! Kachow!!

>>49757528
What are your top 10 DS games?
Please respond

>>49758921
It's a /dbs/ thing. Words like KEKAROO and KEKYPOW all mean the same thing.