Thread 49750750

Do they exist ? Where do you meet them ?
I've been on a few Discord server, men and troons.
I check Twitter, men and troons (in the Western fandom).
Where are they ?

>>49750750 (OP)
Why would you do this to yourself? Female ot*ku are beyond retarded and smelly.

>>49750768
Don't see a difference between male and female otaku then

>>49750750 (OP)
highly depends on what you define as a "woman"
anyone who calls themself a woman? super plentiful, it'd be hard to not come across one
actual, womb-having, XX chromosome having woman? much harder to find
also keep in mind that the biological woman that "like" touhou are very often not even fans, they just want male attention
basically every cosplayer you see just wants attention, she doesn't care really care about touhou, she just sees a character is popular so she dresses up as her so you'll pay attention to her
basically, female touhou fans don't exist, women can't appreciate cute 2hu girls, and if you see a female touhou fan, she's faking it for attention

>>49750750 (OP)
>Do they exist ?
Outside of japan, not really and even in japan most if not all female fans are mentally ill and not in the fun way

>>49750768
>Female ot*ku are beyond retarded and smelly
Based

>>49750750 (OP)
It helps to not check porn servers, you get pornrotted men way more often than women. I've met a couple that way, still wildly undateable on other grounds.

>>49750750 (OP)
>Where are they ?
In Japan.

>>49750791
You can meet some of them in the artist community. They find the characters cute and love drawing them, but that's about it. Good luck to find one outside of the artist community tho lmao

>>49750750 (OP)
You don't want to meet "female touhou fans"
If you want a woman who likes the same things as you you can find one that isn't a touhou fan and then introduce her to it. Bonus chance she likes the same characters as you then
You do not want to meet these people, and they don't want to meet you.

>>49750750 (OP)
They exist. Turns out women like franchises whose entire cast consists of cute girls in frilly dresses.

>>49750812
Fanfic is a way easier way to find them than drawing, but even there the women tend to lay low.

>>49750750 (OP)
why would you want to meet some disgusting 3d pig?
just wait for elon to make 2d characters printable in our dimension

>>49750810
The servers I've been to weren't porn servers, they had a no NSFW rule.
>>49750811
Yeah, Japan has a better gender ratio. I think that's because Touhou is pretty mainstream here. I read somewhere that the Touhou fandom in Japan is about 25% female.

>>49750750 (OP)
Let me guess, you're getting close to your 30s and now your brain is telling you to find a girl to breed and form a family. I swear I have seen dozens of anons like you over the years.
Why don't you autists go for the easy route? Just get a normal girlfriend and introduce her to Touhou after you have fully bonded with her.

>>49750903
This is only a woman thing btw

>>49750958
You'd be surprised, I know some guys who decided to get together with someone when they started to feel the weight of their age.
A friend of mine got a girl pregnant after his 29th birthday, said he did it because he didn't want to be lonely.

Biological women don't like touhou. They just fake it for attention.

Why would you want to engage with foids? They ruin fandoms with obsessive shipping and e-whoring.

Okay but where do I find male touhou fans willing to share intimate life experiences with?
I know you guys joke about being gay but how many of you are actually willing to spend your life with another guy?

>>49751968
Lots of people willing to have sex, not a lot of people willing to put up with having to babysit a grown retarded loser, because they already have themselves to take care of.
If your relationship is built on TOUHOU of all fucking things, kill yourself right now.

>>49750796
I dont think they are more than a small minority. Most female 2hu fans in japan are probably normal, not all of them are harasaki-types (and even she managed to raise a family)

>>49751968
I've met a few gay males simping for Rinnosuke. They're not that rare, I'd argue that they're even more common than straight female tuhou fans.

>>49751184
I'm 28 and I'm not attracted to women over 25.

>>49751184
I'm 28 and I'm not attracted to women over 25. And good luck finding somebody that is over 25 in this shitty fandom, and /jp/ doesn't count.

>>49752008
>(and even she managed to raise a family)
Obviously, having an extra fish hole makes someone live life on easy mode and have easy access to any number of betas willing to bend over backwards to give them a decent life.

>>49752007
I can take care of myself and other anons probably can too, really depends on the person.
I don't really see a difference here because some women can be needy bitches too so you also end up babysitting them in way. But again this depends more on the person and you can't really generalize.

>>49751968
>where do I find male touhou fans willing to share intimate life experiences with?
virtually anywhere, but like anything related to this stuff, there is a lot of luck involved and willing to put yourself out there. However, touhou shouldnt the be base of what keeps you both together.
>how many of you are actually willing to spend your life with another guy?
I am. I havent loved someone so much in my life before.

>>49752296
You fags have it so easy. I wish women weren't so complicated and had the same interests as us, but they're so dumb.

>>49752296
please don't post this artist's work again, I can feel my balls ache every time I see his artwork

>>49751968
Good luck with that man, I've sucked and fucked men and had my ass explored but at the end of the day still feel very straight and I think this is common for Touhou men.

>>49752316
>I've sucked and fucked men and had my ass explored but at the end of the day still feel very straight

>>49752327
I don't think that having casual sex with men necessarily makes me not straight if I still would rather settle down and have children with a woman.

>>49752308
While it's true it is easier to relate to a guy in some aspects, guys are as complicated, anon.

>>49752337
I'm not judging, I just find it funny... I'm trying to imagine how are you going to explain this to your future girlfriend and it's making me giggle.

>>49752357
that girl's gonna be in for one hell of a surprise when she gets 50 STDs from Mr. Poopdick
not to mention the kisses...

hello op, i know some 2hu female friends, a lot actually, but most of them are japanese, normal japanese women
but i also know a weird autistic schizo australian woman who likes it, some normal brazilian women, and a very nice and catholic puerto rican one
and no, none of them have cocks.

>>49752437
I know several weird schizo Australian touhou friends it seems to be big over there.

>>49752437
i also presented touhou to a kiwi friend of mine, she loved it
also an interesting characteristic is that most of them have koishi as their favorite character, i have no idea why tho
>>49752450
she's the only australian i know but i can imagine

>>49752437
>and no, none of them have cocks.
Did they send proof, or are you just gullible?

>>49752473
none of they sent proof unfortunately, but their voices are feminine, their faces are, their mannerisms are feminine, the room is feminine, the hobbies are feminine, the stories are feminine, everything about them is feminine.
trust me, anon, you can tell when you're talking to a woman with a pussy, it's not hard, they have a unique way
almost none of them really care about touhou gamesm it's more about the cute aesthetic, the music, and so on
many of them love the vocaloid and touhou collaborations

>>49751968
>how many of you are actually willing to spend your life with another guy?
I am, but I'll kill myself in march, so it'd only be for a few months.

>>49752512
you won't, fuck off out of /jp/ teen

>>49752512
that's what they all say, i know a guy who's been "planning to kill himself in a couple months" for 7 years.
and he has serious, health complication reasons for wanting to end his life. straighten yourself out, faggot.

>>49750750 (OP)
Virgin just wanted pussy so he turned to the jay.

What he got was a fagboat filled with fags sailing the faggot seas.

>>49752617
Eat shit, faggot, I've listened to faggots like you saying stupid crap like "everything is going to get better" many times in the past.
You fucks won't deceive me any longer.

>>49752606
>>49752617
Don't give him any attention. It's what he really wants.

>>49752437
Where did you meet them ?

>>49752337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixOJE-k40ss

>>49750750 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OByoTs9fL28

>>49750750 (OP)
I swear I have seen this kind of thread several times always with the same replies

Yes they exist, best chance of meeting one would be going to your local anime/gaming con. Find a 2hu cosplayer or an artist, talk to her, ask for some photos, just don't be a sperg and don't go "AWOOOGA BOOBIES MAY I TOUCH PLEASE". Chances are she will be fat, ugly or severely autistic though.

>>49752775
twitter for the most part, unfortunately
but i met the australian and puerto rican one here, but i think they barely frequent here anymore

>>49750750 (OP)
Don’t be a creep.

>>49752878
>spoiler
I can't tell if it comes around during the summer more often or if there's just been some guy lurking /jp/ for years that doesn't want to feel gaslit over the thought of girls potentially liking the same thing as him.
You're pretty right though, I reckon a good few wouldn't want too much attention on them anyways because of that fact. Maybe some of the more autistic ones at least, I know it's easy to pull the "lol womyn sluts want attention" card but don't tell me that you haven't seen whoreish activity from some of the male anons here before too.

>>49752958
I am starting to think sexual activity may just be human nature.

>>49752966
We might be on the verge of a breakthrough here...

>>49752316
> feel very straight
Describes gayest shit ever

>>49750750 (OP)
It makes the most sense to look for a normal woman and introduce her to Touhou. There are women who might be interested in this kind of internet stuff, just don’t be a creep.

>>49750750 (OP)
>I check Twitter, men and troons (in the Western fandom)
Not only the western fandom, although in the japanese fandom they are more likely to be crossdressers rather than troons
All I know about female Touhou fans is based on a story that a friend told me. To put you in context, he is like a /pol/fag, but I don't know if he even uses 4Chan. Anyway, you get my point
>he meets a woman through a friend in common
>talks with her here and there. Realizes that she likes Touhou
>he spots strange behaviors on her
>they keep talking
>one day, all of a sudden, the woman asks him if he would like to watch a video with her
>he agrees
>she shows him CP
>he plays along trying to pretend that he don't care about what he is seeing
>he then says, "hey, but you know that doing this is harmful for the little girls?"
>she says. "oh, don't worry, they train them for this"
>after that day, he kept a prudent distance between them
>eventually managed he never talk or see her again
I know what you would say, that this is just exceptional or something like that. But fuck, how much bad luck can you have to meet a woman who likes Touhou and it's like that?
And talking about other fandoms and stuff, once at a bakery I spotted a female who looked pretty much like a femcel, and had pins and anime keyrings on her backpack. I distinguished Akita Neru there, therefore she likes Vocaloid, and by consequence I don't want to know how crazy that bitch was. I don't know if it's bad luck, or females have something that makes them creepier that males when talking about fandoms. And I know well that men can do pretty fucked up stuff when it comes to a fandom

>>49752437
Yatsutraitor...?

>>49753770
i know my english is broken but im not him

>>49753700
Crossdressers are more respectable than troons because they're aware they are still men.

>>49752019
>And good luck finding somebody that is over 25 in this shitty fandom
You mean like the original Touhou fans from the 2000s?

>>49752512
Hang in there, my dude
I'm sure things may seem tough, but you should give yourself more time.

Whatever makes march a limit I'm sure you will be able to deal with and go over. Don't give up.
Make sure to sleep and eat well, and walk outside.

>>49750750 (OP)
I met up with one today. I talk to six cis women from time to time though only one lives near me and three are foreign. The sort of things they're into, look for more typical female-lead areas. That means cosplaying, shipping, writing, and drawing in that order.

brazil

>>49752878
disregard this giving a woman the entire awooga copypasta irl is the fastest way to seduce

>>49754102
Where did you meet them ? On Discord ?

>>49753986
It's a way to see it, and it's right

>>49756314
At nightclubs.

>>49756314
Discord mostly and an anime group in university.

>>49756314
https://wireofhope.com/

>>49750750 (OP)
A lot are in Japan, Jap Touhou fans seem to be about equal male:female. Most western fans are male afaik, we aren't beating the sweaty neckbeard allegations

>>49753700
What the actual fuck
I'm lucky with my unhinged Touhouness I'm just OCD hyperfixating on historical bottles, silver coinage and fat women and not some terrifying immoral fetish like that

>>49756933
Which servers ?

most of them that i’ve met draw and are fan artists for some reason. i can get along with the artist type but not the cosplayer type.

>>49750750 (OP)
I met one on the bus in the bronx, though I thought they were a guy

I'm personally disgusted by the thought that there exist women who like touhou, women always ruin predominantly male spaces.

>>49750750 (OP)
About 1 in 5 fans are female

Women are a myth.

>>49750750 (OP)
Maybe you should just fucking kill yourself.

I always wonder if there are women browsing here. I would not be surprised if many of them were larping as men.

/jp/sies are even worse whores than actual women

>>49752316
I mean, I get what you mean. You're not gay exactly, in the sense that you desire a male partner at least, you're just so unbelievably horny and men are 10x more available/easier to score than women.

>>49763971
I know a woman who shitposts on 4chan in general because she thinks it's funny to get called a roastie and fuck off, funny thing is she browses here less because hornyposting annoys her.

>>49752437
does the australian one also have an obsession with fumos

>>49763971
if a thread isn't talking 24/7 about how much they want to dick down a touhou then at least 50% of them are women

>>49764338
>>49764655
>hornyposting repels females
Neat, more reason to do it.

>>49764338
>she browses here less because hornyposting annoys her.
Good. /jp/ should be even hornier.

>>49764338
>she browses here less because hornyposting annoys her.
very good to know, all the more reason to discuss how much I want to fuck 2hus

I would rather a crossdressing touhou fan /jp/ friend to do crossdressing friendship things with than a woman.

>>49766940
This, and also unironically

Plenty in Sapporo/Hokkaido, for whatever reason there is an absurd following of 2hu in Malaysia of all places. Korea also has a pretty large 2hu scene along with Finland and Norway.

Supposedly a big 2hu meet here in Hong Kong today will report back

>>49757140
Pretty much this, you'll find the most female cosplayers in Japan. I have basically thrown my hands up with the US touhou fandom because every meetup I go to I just have to listen to fans of the fandom tell me how Japan and touhou actually is the game of choice for true intellectuals. Like holy fuck it's a video game with some bangin music and fun gameplay not a political statement. It's just not fun, some really creative and cool people in it but if I wanted to hear about the political Olympics I'd sit down at HUB pub and tell the first british or french family I'm american and have to hear how wrong everything is.

>>49756314
Most girls into 2hu I've met are at themed bars especially in Asia, though most just know it because it's basically folk lore with a new spin. Many are at cons/events/markets, suprisingly I've met a few at gyms believe it or not(mainly because I was a fucking moron and let some 2hu eurobeat play through my phone when I thought I was the only one there). It gets surprisingly more popular in rural places of Japan i've hiked and fished around.

If you're in the USA I think the biggest 2hu meets are in Katsucon, Acen, and Texas.

>>49766940
Very gay of you. and that's a good thing

>>49767392
>for whatever reason there is an absurd following of 2hu in Malaysia of all places.
bwuh? where are these supposed 2hu fans.(besides online)

>>49767521
https://www.mdoujin.com/events
AniManGaki has a bunch of them, enjoy.

>>49767350
I am serious.
And I don't mean wannabe just order some cheap chinese clothes from Amazon and call it a day.
I mean serious crossdressing. From top to bottom. The whole shebang.
>>49767439
It doesn't even have to be something sexual. I just want a genuine friend with whom I can share such a hobby but who's also got the right mentality and belief and knowledge of otaku culture.

>>49767581
What is the worst thing you have ever done to a friend?

>>49767584
I just said I don't have nor ever had a friend for these type of things, anon.

>>49767603
You have never had a friend?

>>49767611
I obviously have friends. Just none I share or do this one particular thing with.

>>49767627
They don't know you are into Otaku things?

>>49767636
You aren't funny.
See ya.

>>49767581
>I am serious.
well I am serious too and I even crossplay, just not many 2hu fans around to share the fun. When are you starting, anon.

>>49767646
forgot to attach my crown fug

>>49767639
Huh? You sound like you would be a really shitty friend. Do you think your newfound cross-dressing friend who likes Touhou is not going to ask you questions when you meet them?

Hint: It is going to be a lot worse than this when you find somebody to open up to.

>>49767652
Someone who's interested in being friends would be asking genuine questions.
I was being pretty clear in my answers and my intent, while you were being purposely obtuse and pedantic about it.
You aren't being fun, you aren't being clever, you're just being a faggot and now trying to pretend like you're the victim just because I decided to not play along with your stupidity anymore.
How sad.
>>49767646
>>49767648
Good Shiki.
How far along have you gone into things? Or if you'd rather continue talking somewhere else I'd be happy to oblige.

>>49767673
Yeah. I am not attempting to be fun. I am not attempting to be clever. I of course am a faggot because I typed something on the chans you didn't like. On a scale of 1 to over 9000 how would you rate my stupidity?

>>49767673
How far along have you gone into things?
I have cosplayed and cons and hanged out with other cosplayers if that's what you are asking.
>Or if you'd rather continue talking somewhere else
somewhere else like where exactly?

>>49767691
IRC.

>>49767691
Mail, Discord, whichever private messaging app of your preference.
jpcdnon@gmail.com
Here's a quick throwaway if you'd like to talk further. Looking forward to it.

>>49767709
I Hope it works it out for you two. And not something quick and fleeting.

>>49767709
hope it doesn't work out fags l0l

>>49764338
Hornyposting doesn't annoy me; it's silly and sometimes cringey, funny or perhaps disturbing, either way I'm fairly neutral to it usually. However gay hornyposting is abhorrent and all threads here for gay gooners (agp china general for example) should be moved to /trash/

>>49767719
This is 4chan.org ver 2025.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjaLWWc-aPc

>>49767709
sent

>>49767719
Are you female.

>>49767748
Negative I am a meat Popsicle.

>>49762960
I'm surprised that there's more women then men who like My Hero Academia.

>>49767742
Replied.
>>49767711
>>49767715
Thanks for your wishes, anons.

>>49767748
Would you even believe me if I said yes?

>>49767891
I'd pray for it not to be true.

>>49767891
No.

>>49767891
I'd tell you to get out of my board.

>>49751968
I've been doing this for nine years now and don't regret it for a single moment. Sex doesn't even necessarily matter, it only matters if you intend on having children. The freedom of only dealing with the male mind is great, you don't have to compromise on your entire being to appeal to someone that doesn't share your hobbies and eccentric tendencies on an equal level.

Touhou also doesn't matter that much for me at least, it's more important that they have a context of 2000s net culture, a context that is no longer attainable.

>>49767969
>>49768033
>>49768043
All women. This is all a Monty Python skit with women in fake beards.

2hu is for the girlies only not ugly balding moids like you

>>49767532
tenkyuu anon

>>49768869
https://youtu.be/9p24JGVkU8A
https://youtu.be/gmfP9umizNk
can't believe I slept on this for so long, it makes a whole lot of sense in hindsight now.

They exist but you're expecting a normie in a party dress and they're not like that
>>49763971
Most people I've met through other autist nerd means are women who used to browse here or other ibs. They're autistic enough to be caught by the troon/'nonbinary' psyop thing though, so they're not what any of the guys in this thread are looking for lol

>>49769663
I dont mind autistic tomboys and afab embies, tell me where they are.

>>49769663
In online spaces she/her = usually tranny, they/them = usually female.

>>49769701
Anon, if you’re talking about the kind of girl that would want to lurk here and do the whole Monty Python skit then what makes you think any one of them would jump at the opportunity to drop that anonymity? Feel like the autism might be stopping them there, first of all.

>>49767719
But agp is straight. Liking a girl so much you want to be her is the straightest thing a man can do

>>49770040
It isn't worth it man, the kind of femanon to make the post you're replying to should just be allowed to eventually and inevitably fall into their natural habitat (Kiwifarms) and at least not cause trouble for everyone else on the way

>>49768807
2hus exist to please ojisan cock.

>>49770835
All 2hus are lesbians and all girl 2hu enjoyers are lesbians too. Thank ZUN for making a het free world!

>>49770839
>>49633334

>>49770849
Not canon or cute.

>>49770839
Gentle reminder that "lesbians" reveal their true preference when they use strap-ons instead of onaholes.

>>49764338
I WANT TO LOVINGLY CUDDLE WITH MOKOU!
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MOKOU!
I WANT TO FUCK MOKOU'S CUTE SOFT PUSSY!
I WANT TO MUFFLE HER MOANS WITH DEEP KISSES WHILE I THRUST RIGHT INTO HER WOMB!
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE OF AND IMPREGNATE MOOOKOUUUUUUUUUU!!

>>49757165
And that's not even a fetish, man, It's pure sexual deviancy

>>49753700
>>49771447
Personally I would've ratted her out, but the gratiuitous pile of loli I sit on is also in a state where it's 100% bueno. I understand if he's texan or european.

>>49769894
What about she/they and they/she ?

>>49771856
also does ze/zir mean they're a Marisa otherkin?

>>49753700
what's so bad about neru?

>>49767756
You don't know about fujos?

>>49772925
Nothing at all. Just the fact to see her in a keyring attached to the backpack of a potential femcel, that's the problem

Girls into 2hu are innocent but perverted virgins like Youmu.
They're going to become a bad girl one day with you.

>>49772925
Kill yourself vocaloidfag, YWNBAW.

>>49771876
Troons love Marisa for some reason. I don't know what's the appeal.

4chan used to be a fun place where I can get cute and funny images now it's filled with 30 year old incel man children. All this hate isn't going to be good for y'alls longevity.
(Here is a picture of me life mogging everyone here)
.t

>>49773342
Nice place bro.

>>49773380
Nice Google search

>>49773645
That fat hand

>>49773645
Nice nails, xis

>>49773645
You're so valid xister, never let anyone get you or your penis down

>>49773645
I don't wanna know what ethnicity is under the words "ice the".

>>49750768
But aren't girls the cutest when they're retarded?

>>49750750 (OP)
sorry to break it to you but normal women who are touhou fans DO NOT interact with 2hu moids, so the ones that do interact with your kind are probably very mentally ill and attention whoring bpds, but you love them because some of you also happen to be bpd manwhores.

>>49773342
>hate
Only if you're a tranny. What I feel towards actual women is distaste.

>>49773645
Hey don't flip off the building what did it do to you that's mean

>>49774256
Never had an issue with 2hu girl cosplayers in Asia or Europe, America is kinda weird in that regards.

>>49754103
milk...

>>49776434
Finally someone who is not a complete newfag
We used to have female posters here
And we ran them off, properly so

if you want to meet girl 2hu fans, go to a convention
be warned though, if you ever try to talk with them, they will only meet you with disgust, even if you are somewhat attractive

>>49777164
what if you're in full cosplay of their favorite character

i am a girl and all of the female touhou fans i know are the tiktok teenager type who think that 4chan is satan
so yes theres female fans but most hate the truotakus

>>49779614
Are they Christians? I mean all the girls you know.

>>49779614
>i am a girl
A real one, or a man who got brainwashed into thinking he is one?

>>49779614
>girl
>female
women hate these words, next time you pretend to be a foid, at least make an attempt to speak like one

>>49779663
>next time you pretend to be a foid, at least make an attempt to speak like one
>MHR after remember how I catfished a dude and managed to behave exactly as a female would do online

I tried to get my sister into Touhou a while ago, didn't work despite her being a huge yurifag.
Shame because otherwise I'd get her to ramble about touhou and post it here as a sample of "femanon" writing (even though she doesn't use 4chan)

>>49779642
real

>>49766940
There's multiple /jp/posters who do this, why don't you become friends with them?

>>49779678
>her being a huge yurifag
disgusting, why?

>>49779775
because I am and she's a lesbian

>>49779678
the idea of a woman being a yurifag sounds vile

>>49779843
well to be fair, fujos probably aren't gonna bang you either
at least female yurifags are probably retarded enough to buy comms of your favorite yuri pairs

>>49780027
Why do people on this website pretend it is mystically difficult to bump uglies? Do people simply project their lack of trying on to some inherent quality that renders it impossible?

Can you normalniggers all just rope yourselves?

>>49750750 (OP)
>Do they exist ?
I still live with my sisters, I found out one of them was a 2hu fan when she bought a Sakuya fumo and a few badges to decorate her purse.

>>49780027
does your mind think about anything besides sex

>>49780064
why else would a female yurifag be disgusting?
apart from the obvious whale factor

>>49779614
Tits or gtfo

>>49780277
whores are disgusting

>>49780133
well, male yurifags are gross, and fujos are gross, I can only imagine a combination of the two would be awful beyond comprehension

>>49780277
Why ask for girls in a thread when all anyone ever does is say this

>>49781809
I'm sorry femanon-chan...

>>49779614
Marry me?

>>49779614
what are you doing in my male safe space

>>49779614
There are no women on the internet.
>>49781964
>safe space
Since when was /jp/ tumblr?

>>49781809
Back to lolcow with you

>>49773645
>>49773380
>>49773342

It's a pretty view.
Long way down

>>49764162
IF THAT WAS TRUE THEN WHY DON'T I HAVE A /JP/ BOYFRIEND YET AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49779663
Women hate... simple words that describe them? When did that happen? I say girl and female all the time but then again I am autistic as hell, don't use social media besides 4chan and only leave the house to take walks in the woods.

>>49786772
I'll be your boyfriend, anon!
But only if you're a boy.

Well the number 1 rule online is that everyone is a man until proven otherwise
>>49779839
Die fag
>>49780027
Yuri is shit

How can i get a jimiko 2hufan from japan as my gf? Learning art and posting 2hu drawings on xitter? Interacting with japanese artists? Do teach me

women stink i'd much rather jerk off to 2d women and live my life to it's fullest by playing video games and watching anime in my free time
what do women even provide

>>49787063
>only leave the house to take walks in the woods
That sounds pretty nice actually. Are they close by or do you have to go on a little hike for it each time?

As if /v/hu wasn't bad enough, now we have /soc/hu.

>>49787434
she's not gonna fuck you bro

>>49787266
Are you for real or are you just toying with my heart?

>>49788423
Yes.
I'm for real, but there's a very high chance that I'm giving you false hope because he almost certainly live very far away from each other.

If you date a /jp/sie cosplayer, it's functionally the same as dating a girl

>>49789053
The girl is the catcher, the boy is the pitcher. True fact.

>>49789053
I have dated /jp/sie cosplayer and its nothing like dating a girl and Im grateful for that

>>49789120
Storytime?

>>49789123
Best experience in my life. The end.

>>49789138
I want a longer storytime...

>>49789120
BUT DID YOU FUCK
HOW BIG WAS HIS DICK
HOW SMALL WAS YOUR DICK
DID HE WASH HIS PENIS REGULARLY
DID HE HAVE ANY DEFORMITIES
IF YOU DIDN'T FUCK, WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL LIVING?

>>49750750 (OP)
I met one and we always spend at least 5 minutes a day minimum looking at pictures of touhous together

>>49790052
Wife material

>>49779614
>i am a girl and all of the female touhou fans i know are the tiktok teenager type
good
any 18+ ones??

>>49751906
This

>>49787301
Women dont use Twitter anymore
Go on instagram instead

>>49773342
>>49773645
Could you by any chance be an old tripfag from /a/ Madoka threads that got a certain schizo to be obsessed with him?

>>49789019
Distance isn't a problem, I will get rich one day and will meet any one I want (hopefully, if things go according to my plans)
What can I expect from you?

>>49790186
I was the schizo

>>49750750 (OP)
I've actually met 2 real females on a local Touhou Discord server, but they didn't play the games, so meh.

>>49787266
>>49789019
Please respond...

>>49790052
I meet one infrequently and share Touhou shitposts with too. Though she's ten years younger and I like men.

>>49792819
Haha fag pwned

>Ask for females
>Female anons show up
>Everyone tells them to tits or gtfo
>Female anons leave
>wtf where are the females???
Like clockwork

>>49792858
I'm just too tsun for them

>>49792858
>>Female anons leave
That's a good thing.

>>49792858
>Female anons show up
>Everyone tells them to tits or gtfo
>Female anons leave

based

>>49794339
>>49794987
And then you wonder why you're single

>>49795071
you are not welcome here

Dear OP,
Next time you apparently want to weed out the demographics of /jp/ so you somehow feel less lonely or pathetic, don’t. Or at least come up with a thread that hasn’t appeared three times within the past year alone.
Sincerely, everyone.

>>49795071
Simping for women on 4chan wouldn't change that.

>>49797730
Not telling other people to "show tits or gtfo" is not simping

>>49795226
>Yuyuko fumo
Trash taste.

>>49795226
if this woman were real, she'd have no idea about anything about the franchises of the merchandise she owns. you'd ask her a question about touhou after seeing her reimu figurine and she'd ask "what's that?", you'd point at her blastoise figurine and she'd call it squirtle, you'd ask what her favorite part about south park is and she'd say she's never seen it. Women are never genuine fans of anything, they just collect what they think is cute or will get them attention

>>49800039
Can't tell if you're actually retarded or if this is bait, either way it's a terrible post.

>>49800039
I agree that this picture is disgusting but you are waaaay off-mark about why.
>>49795226
>ugly-ass attempt at imitating oil pastels, only really works on the figure and game box spines (and not even all of them0
>nice old monitor raped by fucking instagram/twitter stickers
>Computer case itself is also raped with a sticker
>the only console present is a playstation classic (judging by the size compared to her keys)
>more than two keychains present on said keys (and I don't see a car key so since this bitch is obviously American I'm gonna assume she has down syndrome)
>Chair in corner that obscures poster and (I'm assuming cosplay-related) dress on walls for no reason other than to hold laundry she's too lazy to put away (and they're not even collectible or cosplay-related clothing)
>comfyvibeaestheticnostalgiawave "glitch pixels"
Girls like this exist yes but are too big safespace pansies to use 4chan and the only thing they'd be good for is a good haterape.
Picrel is what a room like this looks like when it's nice and owned a true otaku.

I will say though that it is nice that the figures/plushies are nicely incorporated into the display instead of soulessly shoved on one big dedicated shelf like it's a store (which is what most buyfags do and I hate it).
Additionally, it does use the correct OS-tan and matching box, suprised it's ME instead of 95 since that's what faggots who like this wank all the time (but I don't use twitter so for all I know ME is the big faux-nostalgia circlejerk right now). Both still look ugly as fuck here though.

>>49800519
It was clearly drawn by a zoomer who didn't live through that time, and they are just bastardizing and appropriating our culture for a meme drawing they think will gain them attention. And I use the term "drawn" loosely as they obviously traced the entire picture including the anime girl. Also...
>soulessly shoved on one big dedicated shelf like it's a store
Nigger collectors don't have the space to "soulfully" display shit in their room, when you put figs on your desk even the slightest bump with your chair sends them wobbling around wildly. I have over 20 fumos and tons of figs and books and shit, of course I'm putting it all on shelving. God damn you are a stupid ass scrote.

These nostalgiabait pictures are always a bit stereotypical but this artist is trying too hard lmao.
I wouldn't mind a fake nostalgia rawr xd zoomer gf if she really liked the era though. It's already better than the normalfags without any hobbies that I have to interact with, it's a shame that they only do this for attention or le ironically.

>>49750750 (OP)
I'm haunted by a female ghost. She likes Touhou and her favorite character is Rika (she's a weirdo). She's been turning down my romantic advances for over ten years. I just want a Touhou-loving girlfriend even if she's been dead for 500 years. I hope someday she'll stop saying that humans and spirits are incompatible.

>>49750750 (OP)
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>>49754110
Who else love spaghetti XD

>>49800680
I love your art so much nonny! Especially your Tewis they hit my soft spot for smug anime girls, just absolutely adorable. (I'm working to reappropriate smug animes from the pornsick XY tranny homo moids kek)

>>49800364
>>49800519
you know I'm right, women are posers

>>49800680
I am in love with you, madly.

Damn, our women are feisty

>>49801462
Didn't a pornsick homo moid draw that tewi thoughbeit?

Is it too late for me to find a gf here

>>49801762
no, in fact, if the thought of getting dicked down by a touhou gf excites you, it's the perfect time

>>49800759
Anon, if it's geniuine and not dictated by whoever she follows on twitter, if I ever met a real girl who at any point in time just got off watching Foamy the Squirrel on Newgrounds dot com while signing a bring-back-Invider-Zim-Petition while wearing a Jack Skellington Hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy-one-get-one-50% sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics and her overbearing-but-loving father prevented her from going to the MCR/Limp Bizkit concert with a five-years-older-than-her-boyfriend who constantly IM'd stolen, unsourced Pon and Zi art over 56k modem America Online trial discs on MySpace with a top eight consisting of Eminem, Jack Sparrow, Jesus Christ, and whatever angsty band was the hit new thing in Disney Adventures Magazin and was constantly filling out Which-Kingdom-Hearts-Character-are-You? quizzes only to complain she didn't get Riku and was unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother was always hogging the living room TV with a transparent green Halo Edition Xbox playing Tony Hawk's Underground with a third party Mad Catz airflow controller with a busted analogue stick constantly leaning to the right making anti-semetic remarks about Eric stealing the Wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage(more recent years and equivalents inserted where applicable depending on age), I'd laugh my ass off so hard it'd knock her clothes backwards like Kriss Kross.

>>49800680
> collectors don't have the space to "soulfully" display shit in their room, when you put figs on your desk even the slightest bump with your chair sends them wobbling around wildly. I have over 20 fumos and tons of figs and books and shit, of course I'm putting it all on shelving. God damn you are a stupid ass scrote.
mfw, the picture I attached very clearly has a large collection displayed on shelves in it. It's just that it's arranged in a very intricate and beautiful.
What I was shitting on is the kinda shelf on the right in picrel.
I know those big glass cases are for you to have less dusting work to do (the guy in my original picture sure has his work cut out for him) but for fuck's sake, if you're too lazy to dust once a month then don't dump all that money into it.

>>49802175
witnessed

>>49802175
>tfw i'll never be your ten-years-younger-than-her-boyfriend
i hate my existence xD

>>49792819
I didn't reply because I'm a worthless hiki and I don't have much to offer...
I guess you could expect lots of affection. And I'd probably get a bit too attached to you if you were nice to me.

>>49801969
Yes it excites me desu

>>49802649
post tag pls

Do women that like touhou even want to date a guy that likes touhou?

>>49801355
THE GOOD OL' DAYS

>>49795226
This image might as well be a personal attack on me and the series I like

Females can't love you, or at least, not like you'll love them. They naturally lack charisma too, so they can't even fake it.
You give females love and attention, they give you indifference and rejection.
They'll make fun of you behind your back with their friends, and they'll eventually dump you. It was just your turn.
They'll freeze your heart and you won't ever be able to love again.
Don’t fall for their traps, anons, trust me.

>>49807329
Male otaku want to date a female otaku. Female otaku want to date a male normalfag. This is why male otaku are better off sticking to 2D.

>>49802649
The only thing I want is someone who shares the same interests as I do that I can also be affectionate with, however finding such person has been very difficult so far...
>And I'd probably get a bit too attached to you if you were nice to me.
I too get too attached to people...

>>49807552
>Female otaku want to date a male normalfag
Vast majority of women do.
You often see guys saying they want a menhera/femcel/loser/otaku/depressed gf, but it's rare to see a girl saying she wants a bf like that.

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>>49807797
I wonder if someone contacted this guy while pretending to be a girl, that would be a hilarious prank I think
Now I'm getting really curious what would happen if I do that

>>49807815
he talks to enough girls to know by your mannerism if youre a tranny or a man

>>49807815
I'm not contacting him because he seems like a fucking loser.

>>49808060
you are in 4chan

I've met about 10 female Touhou fans, I think. Almost all of them knew about Touhou because their boyfriend/friend told them about it and they became fans.
So maybe to get a girlfriend who's a Touhou fan, you should take your time creating her.

>>49808119
Btw I'm an idiot and I forgot to answer the main question of the post, I met them through Telegram groups

>>49750750 (OP)
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/45580208#p45600780
All of the ones on /jp/ are attentionwhores who bitch and moan when the thread isn't about them.

>>49808128
>Telegram groups
Are you Russian? Never met anyone that uses Telegram in Burgerland.

>>49808159
Was gonna ask about that too, I thought the only people who used telegram (period) where pedos.
I know not everyone likes Discord but the people I've known who're like that and normal use Matrix or Teamspeak instead.

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>>49808060
Why isn't he rangebanned honestly?

I want a cute autistic 2hu fan gf (female, biological)

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>>49751968
>>49751968
on paper: words words words wholesome
real life: ok
reality: incel cope

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>>49809080
Not a chance, fat man

>>49809080
This is why I called you pathetic, you're obsessed with begging for feeemale attention and you throw in porn sickness too.

>>49809171
Why are you foids obsessed with porn when you watch that shit too

>>49809677
nta but when you read hypnosis doujins the girl always says
>one or two times a week, maybe three
when they're asked how often they masturbate.
Of course they do, but they aren't gonna go through Gelbooru oldest-first and save a character's entire (good) collection over time to worship them.

>>49809677
Why would I want some moid whose brain has been rotten into oblivion and who wants me to fart on him and for me to pretend that I'm his mommy or some shit
People are best when you can mold them to what you like, and I'd prefer my moid not to be masturbating to other women fictional or otherwise while I'm there, and I'd prefer him not to be a degenerate, those sorts of people can't be trusted with anything

>>49810340
To be fair on 4chan half the time you post softcore porn of girls you're talking about (no matter how often you use it) so it's just habit for most people, though also he was doing/spamming it in the same way /trash/ addicts do so that's also fair.
Anyway, my friend group needs a solid fourth member after I pissed off the original fourth's boyfriend and so she can't really spend as much time with us anymore (even though funnily enough we spend half the time playing TF2 and her boyfriend recently got her into it), wanna try it?

>>49810340
>who wants me to fart on him and for me to pretend that I'm his mommy or some shit
All of that can be fixed
>People are best when you can mold them to what you like
You can only do this to a certain extent, I'm also not sure if I agree
>I'd prefer my moid not to be masturbating to other women fictional or otherwise while I'm there
I agree, don't people quit porn after entering a relationship?
>and I'd prefer him not to be a degenerate
We’ve all got a bit of a degenerate side, it just comes down to how much you let people see it, but I agree with you, I guess.

>>49810301
>go through Gelbooru oldest-first and save a character's entire (good) collection over time to worship them.
Ok, I'll stop doing this

>>49810522
Well I'm not saying you should stop, it's what I do, but even as someone who only jerks off once every couple of days I know it's a little obsessive and a puritan probably wouldn't like it.

>>49810550
I'd quit porn permanently, but I'm addicted

>>49750750 (OP)
>Do they exist ?
a spic gal that's really good in KoF is one, still active in YT and still in 2hu fandom (she was streaming th20 demo when it was released) I'm 100 she's a female because her other channel has her IRL in it, also null opsec for all it matters

>>49774170
you forget the "almost" bit

>>49810734
talking heads are not people

Hello ladies ;)

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>>49810768
gokigenyou oniisama ^_^

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>>49807552
>>49807697
I could never see myself being with a normalfag. Somewhat related blogpost incoming: There was a normalfag teacher who got rich off of stocks that was super into me that I met on an online game, like begging me to fly out to see him and he'll pay for my tickets, sending me gifts through the mail etc, but I ultimately declined and married my dorky 4chan shitposter-kun internet friend instead. I'm not at rich but at least I can relax and be myself around my dorky 2hu-loving guy instead of constantly masking around a normie and hiding who I am. Also helps that I genuinely love him and never saw that other guy as something other than an overly-clingy guild leader. Not all girls just want normals, I can't even see the appeal of a guy like that. If I can't talk to him about my weeb stuff then what's the point? If I can't show him my degenerate drawings then what's the point? If I can't be autistic around him then what's the point? Genuinely I'd rather die alone and be a volfemcel than ever be with anybody else than my shitposter-kun even if he does have bad taste in 2hus (he is a M*mizou fan and likes A*a).

>>49811615
tewigalaxy...

>>49750750 (OP)
Ctl-F "3DPD": no results
/jp/sies have gotten lonelier huh

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>>49811615
We do have a certain advantage over normalfags: we can't really cheat, I mean, not even if we wanted to, and we tend to be submissive, which might be a desirable trait, perhaps.
>he does have bad taste in 2hus
List your top 3

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>>49811631
What does that mean?

>>49811615
>he is a M*mizou fan and likes A*a
I'm honestly tempted to say that you would've been better off marrying a normalfag but that isn't true. Still, I hope you can cure him of his shit taste one day.

>>49811615
>he is a M*mizou fan and likes A*a
can you tell your husband to fucking stop with the animal hell gang stuff? i'm sick of it. and tell him he should have given satori way more of an active role in CDS too

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>>49811615
How do you tolerate dealing with m*ids?

>>49817210
To be honest even with having to block gross sexual harassment men are still less drama.

>>49750750 (OP)
a female failing to just exist as a female and becoming an otaku means they're more mentally ill than a male otaku

t. met like 5 of these psychos and tried to get close to 2 of em

>>49811615
>even if he does have bad taste in 2hus (he is a M*mizou fan and likes A*a).
So you're saying he likes fat, old, hairy, and obnoxious women? Hopefully that doesn't translate to his taste in women in real life.

But seriously good for you. I'm glad you didn't have to compromise, and it frustrates me how everyone tells me to or that it's seen as an expectation. Though dying alone still scares me.

>>49817357
Aya isn't hairy.

>>49750750 (OP)
im going to learn nippongo and move to japan and get a qt3.14 japanese waifu gf who will cosplay 2hu girls for me

>>49817400
No, she's the obnoxious part. And old too I suppose.

But you didn't have an issue with fat? You think tengus aren't hairy, but they are fat?

>>49750750 (OP)
Tens of thousands of posts about how "Remlia and Flan is so totally my waifu u guis :P" and dozens upon dozens of terabytes of assorted Touhou images and in the end you come CRAWLING back to SIMP, BEG, and GROVEL for any, ANY, 3DPD.
Pathetic.

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>>49817210
It's not always easy, but depending on the moid there can be positives.

>>49752878
gal on the left is wife material, would breed.

>>49770040
totally false!

>>49780041
no.
you invaded our reality, and trolled us.
conflict is unavoidable

>>49807361
you are thinking tik-tokers and rich girls.

>>49807361
take the sapphopill, girls only really love other girls

>>49817621
Tails got trolled

>>49811615
If you were forced to cosplay a 2hu, which one you'd pick?

>>49818718
She's not replying lil bro, it's a CIA psyop.

>>49817210
Maids are cute!
I love them!

>>49817336
I never bought this idea that m*ids are "less drama" (whatever that means)

>>49817564
And depending on the bear some ride on unicycles, that doesn't mean I'll go into the forest (I understand it's very rude to compare the two, so I apologize to bears in advance)

>>49819275
>that doesn't mean I'll go into the forest

>>49819275
>that doesn't mean I'll go into the forest
We already know.

Why can't we be friends?

>>49818718
Hmmm, I've thought about this at length. It's such a hard choice. I could go with someone that has brown hair as well, so I don't need to wear a wig. I also love kimonos and nihon stuff so maybe a character with a more traditional outfit like Yuyuko or Waggy saggy. Or perhaps Miyoi because cetaceans are my favorite animals.
>>49819275
You are correct, they are not less drama. This is a lie they feed themselves as a form of cope.
>that doesn't mean I'll go into the forest
Unfortunately, they're needed to breed and stick around if you want to create a cohesive family unit. You can easily have children on your own but it's hard to raise a family by yourself, and if you can find a worthy scrote then you'll be happy when you see him be a proper father and partner. I don't have any good advice for finding a halfway decent moid however, because in my own personal experience they're 99% shitty garbage "people" that probably don't have souls. The worst part about them is they hide the most heinous parts of themselves and only reveal it way later when they think you're trapped. The only thing you can really do is be vigilant, vet them as thoroughly as possible to make sure they aren't a pedo, cuck, secret faggot or some other common undesirable, and do not get stuck on any sunken cost if they do turn out to be a typical soulless evil scrote.

>>49819563
So, this is your true form, huh?
I can't believe you're the same person behind this post: >>49811615

>>49819563
At first I thought it'd be much easier to find decent men into touhou than it is women, though I thought about it and while I'm a guy so apart from saying I'm none of the following
>pedo, cuck, secret faggot or some other common undesirable
(unless "lolicon" is really an undesirable) I can't really make any comment on myself, I will say that it's even more of a 50/50 if you can find someone decent. Even if you assumed I would be a perfectly fine boyfriend, I'm a complete celibate reculuse who has no interest in a relationship to begin with. On top of that I absolutely hate kids and would never want them, so that basically makes it a 50/50 of a 50/50; about 25% of decent men you could find would that fit neither of those descriptions. And that shit gets even narrower if you specify that they have to be a touhoufag on top of that.
So really you won the fucking lottery finding one that fits all of those (which considering that that's also what ZUN is shouldn't be too uncommon but y'know)

>>49819768
though also all of those problems apply to women as well
(as evident by >>49753700)
so that isn't a problem with men specifically so much as it is people in general.
Again, I'm a religously-celibate (Haruhist) recluse.

>>49819681
Why's that?

Reading this thread makes me wish I was gay.

>>49820979
Do you think of your dorky 4chan/2hu husband as a "scrote"?
Does he have a soul?
Do you only see males as assets? Or as... people.
Can you be sure he isn't a pedo, cuck, secret faggot or some other common undesirable? People can hide who they really are for decades.
>typical soulless evil
Look in a mirror.

>>49819445
I'd absolutely love to!
But only really bears raised in captivity are safe to do anything with, and unless you found a cub stranded with a dead family it'd be really inhumane to do that to them.

>>49819768
>unless "lolicon" is really an undesirable
this alone is a dealbreaker for 99% of women, even otaku women. women dont really question their beliefs, to them they see the common opinion is that lolicon is bad, hence it's bad

>>49821758
I actually know a girl who's a lolicon. Though she's a lesbian.

>>49821838
Wife material.

>>49821257
Of course not, I said not all guys are like that. He also knows my thoughts on these matters and doesn't mind, it's not as if I'm hiding my moid hate like it's some big secret. Do you have poor reading comprehension? Feel singled out, perhaps?

>>49822052
How many moids would you say are passable and how many would you have killed on sight? What are your qualifications for the latter, specifically in the Touhou community?

>>49822052
I thought most girls hated things like that pic related.

>>49822052
Do lolicons disgust you?
If you found your hubby beating it to Kosuzu would you divorce him?
If not (or he is one), do you think that's something most women shouldn't care about?

I wish otaku girls were real...

>>49822056
I want to give you a real answer but I honestly don't have time to get into it right now. I'd end up writing an essay on the subject. To make a super TLDR; answer, just be a genuine and good person that cares about your partner and you should be good! It's simple but nowadays it's hard to find people like that, male or female.
>>49822184
Oh, he's not allowed to masturbate at all so I'd be grumpy about it no matter if it was flat Kosuzu or fat hairy Keiki. Masturbation in relationships is never good, you should save all sexual energy for your partner and unleash it on them. If you're not having sex and masturbating out of being sexually frustrated, then you shouldn't be with that person if sex is important to you. As for the lolicon question, they do not disgust me, but... it is a difficult scenario, isn't it? What kind of lolicon? "Loli" is a broad brush. Are they looking at toddlercon or do they only like hebes? Do you want to have kids, if so, are you comfortable having your kids around someone that looks at drawn porn of little children? Would you be comfortable having your little son be around a girl that is obsessed with shota rape, for example? Would you trust that she can keep fantasy in the land of fantasy, and understand that reality is separate? I think as long as you're not being completely egregious about it, then it's probably fine if you aren't interested in having kids, but I wouldn't want to have a family with a lolicon personally. Plenty of people simply consume porn and leave it at that, it only gets dangerous when someone want to make extreme fantasy porn into reality. Those sorts of people should probably be avoided at all costs. Hentai should stay hentai, real life should stay wholesome and monogamous. It's hard to know of your hardcore lolicon bf is just a quirky autistic dork with a heavy preference for flats or would actually rape and kill a kid, and I think most otaku women would rather be safe than sorry when kids are involved.

>>49822515
>What kind of lolicon?
People joke about the "haha 12000 year old dragon" but lolibaba I think is far more acceptable than loli stuff that actually focuses on age related stuff. That feels far more dangerzone if that makes sense. Please make your essay on moids I want to read it.

>>49822515
That's more than fair, personally I feel that sex drives don't always align and that masturbation in relationships should be fine but also everyone's different and again I'm a celibate recluse.
For the lolicon thing, I was thinking of Roll/Flandre-level and the gradient between that and Louise but I can see how vauge that term is, especially since a lot of people consider Louise a loli and I don't (and everything beneath that range completely disgusts me).

>It's hard to know of your hardcore lolicon bf is just a quirky autistic dork with a heavy preference for flats or would actually rape and kill a kid
Extremely unfortunate but yeah it's the fact no one wants to acknowledge, I got a longtime buddy of mine who's also a lolicon who was with a guy for a couple of years that turned out to be one of the sickos. That shit happened when he was in high school but it sent him down a death spiral of depression and trust issues that he didn't recover from until he was like 23, couldn't imagine how much worse it would've been if he wanted kids (thankfully he's like me and hates them).
>>49822523
And ditto, if you'd like to write one, put it on pastebin, and post it in a later thread (that I somehow find), I'd love to read it.

>>49822515
I don't get how you hope to find anyone like that. Most sharing my interests are fucking assholes (just look here and the other thread) or have already fucked so many people and have expectations for their partner I'll never meet. I don't want to deal with them and all the good ones have been taken already.

>>49819563
>I could go with someone that has brown hair as well, so I don't need to wear a wig. I also love kimonos and nihon stuff
So Kaguya then.

Females need to fuck off from this board.
And remember to take your orbiters with you.

>>49822687
Bruh.... 90% of the board is generals full of orbiters simping for REAL LIFE females, whether they are idols, singers, actresses or tubers, it's over. Time for the long, cold walk back to r/incels.

>>49822699
Just look at how much attention one female gets for existing on this thread.

I pray to God everyday for a virgin girlfriend who loves Touhou and has breasts bigger than her head
My prayers will come true

Hey since there are women in this thread I figured I'd ask since I've always been curious, is the BL & Otome thread mostly women, homosexuals, or an even spread of both? Or, god forbid, are there some bizarre heterosexual men in there?

>>49807552
You weren't kidding. >>49810340

>>49822052
You disgust me, and I'm not afraid of you.
If I were to do the inverse of what you're doing, I'd be skinned alive.
It's obvious that you have an asymmetrical relationship with your "moid", especially when "he's not allowed to masturbate at all".
You probably see him as some sort of commodity, I don't know how he can stand being with a demon like you.

God I wish I was with a girl who loved me so much she refused to let me masturbate because she wanted all of my sexual energy

>>49823201
HOY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
I'LL END IT THUS!
BEHOLD MY DEMONS!

>>49822515
Please expose the moids please expose the moids it would be cathartic as hell

>>49823201
Looks like this simp got "blackpilled" as the kids say nowadays.

This thread is spiraling me into a depression, and I haven't even really read the posts. Why are women so damn terrifying?
I wish they'd just be trying to kill you for your sweet marrow of playing these weird games.

>>49823470
With 3d you either get normalfags or insane femcels. I'll rather stay with 2d thank you very much.

Depending on women for happiness is pathetic because more often than not they are not only unable to give you any but actively take it away from you. Want to be happy? Spend time with your FRIENDS, like-minded individuals that grew up and were raised in similar conditions to you. The female brain nowadays is just completely subconsciously fucked by the endless attention they recieve starting from puberty and all the media that is targeted towards them. No amount of pussy is worth hanging out with someone like that.

>>49823874
I don't have any friends

>>49823940
Then women should be the least of your concerns. Find a way to be happy by yourself. Don't depend on others for happiness.

Requirements for being my gf:
-Being female
-Liking any kind of otaku media beyond surface level
-Virgin
-Cute
-Won't cheat on me
-Being real (optional)
I guess you either become a waifufag or die alone...

>>49824015
lmao you're just like the meme.

>>49824099
You know nothing about him, though.

>>49823201
are you ignoring the part where she doesn't masturbate either and he also has a pussy, mouth, and more to fuck?
I think masturbation should be fine in a relationship but I understand why sexual burnout would be a problem coming from it

>>49824015
>-Virgin
everything else is fine but really that's asking too much

>>49824099
>>49824190
NTA but is wanting a virgin really that big of a deal (if you yourself are one)? It makes me really sad thinking how little our society values sex as a form of romantic connection that should be special, over sex as an impulse thing.

Funny how one larper can derail the entire thread

>>49824099
I'm not an incel though. I could have a normalfag gf easily, but what's the point of losing your virginity with someone you don't even like just for the sake of it? I guess vns and anime warped my vision of what irl dating should be. Being a purityfag is suffering

>>49823201
He's very cute and I love him very much. We fall asleep cuddling every night, I love his warmth and soft skin, I love to braid his long hair and I love touching our foreheads together and smelling him deeply on his neck because his scent is so intoxicating. Obviously I love having sex and doing other lewd things too but it's not about that. Holding his hand and going on a walk is just as fun as having sex to me. We both hate trannies and niggers, we both love 2hu, we like the same foods, we both miss the old internet and neither of us understand any modern pop culture slop because we live in our own world. Honestly our relationship is so based and I feel extremely lucky to have him. So you are very wrong in your retarded assumptions but that's okay, if it helps you cope to hate then you can do that.

>>49824275
>We both hate trannies and niggers
Tewimom you can't say things like that it's not nice...

This is kind of women that cheats often
>>49824275

>>49824275
>>49824301
I knew Tewimum was based but not THAT based....

>>49822687
I think we should be allowed to hunt women for sport.

>>49824099
There's nothing wrong with what the guy on the left is saying though, you just hate him because he is ugly.

>>49824275
>He's very cute and I love him very much....
>Unfortunately, they're needed to breed and stick around if you want to create a cohesive family unit. You can easily have....
Are you even self-aware?

>>49824663
That was advice for other girls that have trouble finding a good moid, and also it's literally just a fact. Men also need to find a good woman to breed and have a cohesive family unit. Why does that make you so angry?

>>49824697
I don't "need" to do any of that shit.
Stop sounding like my parents.

>>49824760
You do need to do those things.

>>49821257
>>49823201
>>49823201
>>49824663
>>49824760
The absolute state of moids

>>49824797
Yeah I'm cool and you're not.
Now cry about it.

>>49824207
I don't doubt that there are plenty of female virgins but since girls are taught to repress their sexualities less and less with time and as teenagers are just as dumb, horny, and will jump at any opportunity to have sex as men are (plus women kinda have the chips when it comes to finding people to fuck so for them it just boils down to "finding an attractive guy and see if he wants to fuck me" rather than the male "find an average-to-attractive girl who's willing to fuck me), the chances of finding a legal virgin just get rarer and rarer.
> It makes me really sad thinking how little our society values sex as a form of romantic connection that should be special, over sex as an impulse thing
Again, teenagers are dumb and horny
if you had the ability to fuck any of the cunts you knew in high school you would have jumped at the opportunity
and I know casual sex isn't for everyone but I don't really see any problem with it and think it's really harmful to repress those kinds of urges, especially if you know someone who'd otherwise be willing with you

>>49824971
>if you had the ability to fuck any of the cunts you knew in high school you would have jumped at the opportunity
My family would've been very disappointed in me and that would've killed me. And while it's easy to say "I'd never" about something so long ago, I'd like to think I would've had the strength to avoid any temptation like that. I was too much of a boy scout growing up figuratively.

>and I know casual sex isn't for everyone but I don't really see any problem with it and think it's really harmful to repress those kinds of urges
It just seems like a very self-destructive thing to go about. Sex is one of the most intimate things you can do with another person, when you reveal yourself to be at your most vulnerable. The more people you do it with, the less special it becomes and the more it becomes just about the physical act itself, and at that point it's not much different from masturbation.

It just seems bleak to me, but maybe I'm just too much of a romantic for this world.

>>49824760
>>49824879
You've got to be joking around now, this whole time you've been acting retarded on purpose haven't you? No one can be this dumb except underageb&

>>49825278
He still holds hope that femoids can be anything but evil, of course he's a teen.

I'm gonna ask, was this a good thread ?

>>49824275
This post caused extreme psychic damage to me. If I wasn't autistic I could've had this

>>49825057
>It just seems bleak to me, but maybe I'm just too much of a romantic for this world.
Same here. Sex was supposed to be a reward, not something you can just give to anyone like most people do nowadays. It's the same as whoring yourself for free.

>>49825357
Personally, I'm mixed over it. I really didn't think this thread was worthwhile at first since it felt so cookie-cutter and lots of the posts still weren't much more than I expected. I dropped it halfway through but found myself coming back to it only now and still not being sure over it.
I wish there was a clearer consensus over any other direct "touhou fangirl" experiences besides those from the one femanon we know ended up in a decent bubble for herself but maybe it's more of a confidence/profiling thing. At least there was someone willing to speak up more overtly, outliers like that would draw some decent influence in places like this anyways though I guess (no offense), but as a femanon who hates the thought of kids and would rather die than end up anywhere with a lot of eyes on me at once I didn't feel like I had much to add amongst this thread's other loners. I'd much rather keep facelessly contributing to other threads in stupid ways without needing to worry over that much.

>>49825500
Drawfag?

>>49825278
I never acted "retarded", quite the opposite actually, I'm always objectively right.
>>49825337
Of course I do, but the future is looking bleak. Well, not like I "need" someone on my side, anyway.
And no, I'm not a teen.
>>49825458
It was done on purpose, she's probably not even real and her story is fake.
This thread is a CIA psyop.

>>49825511
Not sure if it'd be smart to answer that truthfully or not...
>>49825515
Are you okay?

>>49825500
Not OP but since the thread's probably gonna get archived in less than an hour so I figured I'd ask you a couple of direct questions, though also if you don't wanna answer (>>49825524 I'd imagine especially if you don't want to be profiled as a drawfag) then that's fair, too.
What got you into Touhou?
Do you have any other friends into it?
Are the majority of your friends period male or female?
Do you have more than two that you actively talk to (not trying to be deragatory with that number, I as because it's mine)?

>>49825515
I think the real problem in your life is yourself, you are an insufferable and annoying person. Men or women, doesn't matter, nobody would want to be with somebody like you. It's honestly amazing your posts aren't just trolling.

>>49825515
>>49825659
Ditto, go back to /r9k/, the fact the only pictures you can think to post are fucking Chainsaw Man and Omori is a smoking gun that you do not belong here.
And if you don't belong here I have fucking clue where you should belong.

>>49825500
I'm happy there are other femanons here. I don't know if we would get along, but I think your post was thoughtful and I love the image you chose. *hugs* If you're curious, there is a nice Touhou thread on Lolcow that might be worth checking out. The girls there are thoughtful and usually make good posts, a lot better than the "omg I want to rape x touhou!!!" type of low-effort moidposting that goes on in /jp/.

>>49825657
Well these questions aren’t so bad and it’s semi-proper discussion anyways so sure, pardon the minor blogpost ahead.
>What got you into Touhou?
Older flanfly-adjacent flashes and MMD videos shittly ported over from NicoNico I randomly found one day circa pre-2013. Used to just search for random anime bullshit sometimes so it was bound to happen. It planted a seed that only got worse after I started randomly recognizing the characters in basically everything and then had to know what the deal was.
>Do you have any other friends into it?
Irl? No and it’s a little alienating but I refuse to go to places like Reddit to fill that void. I’ve gotten to know some good people here though thankfully.
>Are the majority of your friends period male or female?
Mixed bag, more females offline than otherwise though I guess. But that isn’t many.
>Do you have more than two that you actively talk to
You got me…I have Bad Friend Disease and am horribly infrequent sometimes. I just get nervous easily.
>>49825718
Thanks anon, maybe we wouldn’t but I hope the day treats you well anyways. And yeah I’m sure there is a higher quality standard there but I’ve been trying to not just eventually funnel myself over there.
I pick and choose /jp/ threads these days anyways, altchans are much better in my opinion but sometimes there’s still decent things here. Sometimes.

I spend 16 hours a day on 4chan and live in the middle of nowhere but I believe I'll get a gf who loves Touhou just like I do.

>>49825659
>you are an insufferable and annoying person.
What? How am I insufferable and annoying, I'm almost the nicest person ever, and I want others to be nice and make sense too.
>Men or women, doesn't matter, nobody would want to be with somebody like you.
Ok XD, this doesn't even make sense anymore, this is just schizo babble at this point.
You idiots have 0 valid points.
>>49825695
I've been playing Touhou games and other bullet hells since 2014. I probably have more 1CCs than you and you've likely never even completed a CAVE game.
This isn't the Touhou board (boomer shit btw), I can post non-Touhou related images.
>I have fucking clue
Hahahaha, can't even write correctly.

>>49825840
You say you're nice but you were just calling someone an evil demon and accusing them of hating their partner and being a cheater. Yeah, real "nice guy" behavior alright.

>>49825840
You need to go back.

>>49825872
To be fair that person doesn't seem nice either.

>>49825872
I've never accused anyone of hating their partner and being a cheater. Maybe you should read my posts again, and if you still don't understand me, you might have low EQ.
I obviously need to defend myself and other anons from people who irrationally hate "scrotes" and "moids" or whatever insults you come up with, because apparently we don't have souls and we're only needed to breed.
Just because I'm an anime protagonist IRL doesn't mean I'm trolling. Also, I'm bipolar.
>>49825875
Picrel, loser.

>>49825990
You're a monolithic ween and a cringe-inducing dork but that post gave me a good chuckle from how tone-deaf it is anyways. Good luck when you hit your corruption arc I guess lol

I didn't read the contents of this thread, but I think it's filled to the brimstone with autism garbage, am I right ?

>>49826021
>when you hit your corruption arc
Never happening, android.
I've decided I'll die a virgin, just to spite you.
Remaining celibate out of sheer spite is peak me, honestly.

Do female anons and male anons have things in common?

>>49824275
I hate you too

>>49810340
If you can't even even pretend to be his mommy every now and then, do you really love him? If making him happy is such a point of contention.

Can I use my wizard powers to go to gensokyo and marry my 2hu waifu?
t. 27yo virgin

>>49810413
>no reply
Damn, I guess not even being a cute girl saves you from indifference sometimes, huh?

>>49827220
Who said anything about me being a girl?

>>49825695
Fuck you pussy, Chainsaw Man is PEAK

>>49827305
Tourist detected

>>49827311
I've been on 4chan since 2004, I'm the eldest of oldfags. You probably weren't even alive then.

>>49827288
Oh well, whatever

>>49825718
>>49824275
Hey femanons, picture this: a very handsome guy (think like the guys you see in cologne ads), tall, has decent income and good social standing, clean and dresses very well. But he's an unironic waifufag with a huge shrine of anime goods of his waifu on his penthouse.
Is that cute or "eww ick" from a female perspective?

Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00

more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiive—whether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more

>>49826983
You know what you must do.

>>49827386
Depends on the waifu and if the shrine looks cool

>>49807329
Of course, just don't have a bad "personality"!

>>49824783
No, I don't, fucking soulless robot.