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>>49753672 (OP)
>Guide: google.com
We aren't inspired these day, am I right OP?

hate these toromi threads

bait

>>49648373
pathetic

おはようおにいちゃん

夏に向けてダイエットしてきた

体重計乗ったら減ってなかった

すこー

>>49753676
nta but its better than someone posting their own guides complete with donation links when all it boils down to is immerse and output

>>49753731
youre a bit wrong on this one toromi
you still need grammar and vocabulary to understand what youre looking at

>>49753723
because hand-pulled somen noodles were delicious! right? :3

>>49753731
but when i google i get that i should take japanese classes at my local university

dont care

>>49753795
i think for some people self-study is a foreign concept so i think the structure helps give them a foundation to start

>>49753753
well yeah you will obviously use a dictionary and look up grammar guides

スペルトナエルなんだけど

フリップブーストにフリップアップかけたら

制御不能で時間切れ

とほほ

>>49753858
新しい発見があってよき( ˘ω˘)ｳﾑｯ

eternal reminder that japanese is the only thing that matters and you're wasting your time by pursuing other hobbies instead of dedicating that time to the language

>>49753880
this but ironically

reminder that if you havent made a vocaroo your posts carry 0 weight

but what about the reminder to kill yourself?

>>49753948
indicative of your lack of skill causing anger and insecurity

nah it indicates you a dekinai

>>49753947
gonna have to second this

>>49753954
forced low effort insult

maldin

>>49753972
bot tier

he keeps replying cuz its true

>>49753976
theres noone else to reply to itt and i was bored on the train

stopped cause hes embarrassed

holy sad

theres always at least few jukujos in each 車輌

compensating kanjicel cringe

tfw no senjogahara gf

秋観光どこいく？

田舎に行くのはいいけど

ド田舎は行かないほうがいいよ

>>49754097
秋くらいに鹿パーク行こう思ってんねん

>>49753900
what hobbies do you have?

>>49754213
japanese, games and music

>>49754213
熟女s

>>49754228
what games are you playing now?

games recs for japanese immersion that arent vinnies? im thinking about getting p4g right now but im not sure wether its good or not.

>>49754330
rune factory 4

>>49754330
mgs

>>49754330
>>49754333
oh, and elin. probably even better since the text density is very high

>>49754334
which version? steam or emulated?
>>49754337
thanks

>>49754343
any version
also mogekos castle is a good free game

>>49754299
sonic advance 2

>>49754369
ダッサ

140k character day yet im still not happy. matt was right. japanese will not save (you).

time to learn chinese

>>49754375
you asked

woah chasing a worthless figure like an npc isnt fulfilling thats crazy

>>49754405
no need for the sass

people that can sit down and play this and have fun are like aliens to me. id rather watch paint dry

>>49754369
are the advance games any good? never played them
実機でソニック3やりたいけどファミコンスーファミに比べて売れなすぎて高いんよな
メガドライブ本体だけで4000円するのにスーファミは高くても1000円

>>49754299
kinda Alchemy puzzles :3
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.Brain.Alchemy

が、(｢・ω・)｢ｶﾞｵｰ

>>49754529
怖い

>>49754543
>>49754553
怖くないよ(*´ω｀*) im not scary

>>49754550
where do you find bodytypes like this

>>49754601
mcdonalds

>>49754639
they're not fat though just plump

where do you find bodytypes like this

not in hell where you're headed thats for sure

lust lust ;3

>>49754097
is this a good manga for footchads?

>>49754449
it's still early access so if you want something more feature complete you can try elona, but graphics are much worse

>>49754663
isekai

>>49754404
i expected some untranslated gem, not furry slop for europeans

>1000+/1500 words into my first anki deck
>miss out on doing it for a day (fell asleep)
>went up from 80-90 repeats a day to 150+ repeat words a day since then
>feeling burned out & can’t keep up
What do

>>49755351
stop being a pussy

already been (ΦωΦ)meow

>>49755391
stop appropriating my letters you tranny freak

>>49755351
try to reschedule with fsrs and do the excess reviews

Why are you learning Japanese?

>>49755502
male face

>>49755502
i'm a sex addict

>report
>hide
such is my life now

>>49755561
same same

t. khhv virgin

>>49755568
same same :3

南無観世音菩薩
南無観世音菩薩

n6

>>49753947
i've made several

unkos fat wife has recorded 0 vocaroos but she carries the weight of 10 people

"fat" is subjective

>若三千大千國土 滿中夜叉羅剎 欲來惱人 聞其稱 觀世音菩薩名者 是諸惡鬼 尚不能以 惡眼視之 況復加害
Even if three thousand greater thousand-fold world systems should be filled to the brim with yaksa and raksasa demons, wishing to come disturb men, hearing their praises of Kanzeon Bodhisattva's name, these evil demons would then no longer be able to to perceive them with their wicked eyes, let alone cause them harm

>若有眾生 多於淫欲 常念恭敬 觀世音菩薩 便得離欲
Should any being be great in lustful desire, through constant mindfulness and worship of Kanzeon Bodhisattva, he will then attain detachment from his lust
>若多愚癡 常念恭敬觀世音菩薩 便得離癡
Should he be great in foolishness and stupidity, through constant mindfulness and worship of Kanzeon Bodhisattva, he will then attain detachment from his foolishness

uhm this isnt the daily chinese thread

wondertwat why did ur filenames change

did they? when?

idk i remember them being longer with the current date and shit maybe i hallucinated it

>>49755907
亜虎たん（＾ω＾）ﾍﾟﾛﾍﾟﾛ

若し三千大千国土の、中の夜叉、羅剎に満たされて、 欲来たりて人を悩まさんと欲しても、 其の稱観世音菩薩の名を称ふるを聞けば 是の諸悪鬼、 尚ほ 悪眼を以て視之れを視るに能はず、 復た加害するを況や

若し有衆生の、 淫欲に多かる有れば、観世音菩薩を、常に念じて恭敬すれば、 便ち欲を離るるを得る

若し有衆生の、 愚痴に多かる有れば、観世音菩薩を、常に念じて恭敬すれば、 便ち痴を離るるを得る

every year i waste my time until mid-july, then i remember the december JLPT, study for 10 hours a day and a month later i decide i can't make it in 120 days and the same repeats the following year

>>49755995
明日から本気出す！( ｰ`дｰ´)ｷﾘｯ

>>49755995
https://streamable.com/oh0q7q

>>49756015
so diligent Σ:3

>>49756015
*caves her skull in with a ball peen hammer*

>>49755995
why would JLPT have anything to do with your japanese learning journey
obviously what you have to do is get into a routine of enjoying japanese media in japanese and gaining japanese knowledge from it, nothing else
and you'll be able to pass n1 with zero extra studying easily

>>49756046
oh no no, tomorrow never die! Xc

qm is speaking
listen and learn

who is seethecel
who is creamynon

>>49755995
have you considered trying to make learning japanese ur goal instead

>>49754550
finally a good post

挨拶の仕方にも文化の違いがみられます。

if this is a passive sentence, is 挨拶の仕方 the do-er in this one?

or if this is a potential sentence, is 挨拶の仕方 the target 'what can be seen'?

I hate this potential/passive overlap, and i heard today's generation of Japanese natives invented a new distinction between passive and potential to avoid this problem

only potential makes sense in this case and your overlap problem is a nothingburger

文化の違いが the cultural difference 見られます is seen /can be seen
挨拶の仕方に in the way of doing greetings

a pancake which includes umami air in the body! hoku hoku :3

>>49756205
>孕んだ
lewd

>>49756198
thanks

the new japanese phenomena is called ら抜き言葉 (ra-nuki kotoba). should i adopt it?

>>49756209
you are haramed.. _(:3」∠)_

痛みが耐えられない
The pain is not borne
I cannot bear the pain
痛みを耐えるに能わず

deathly suffered anon comes (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

>>49756214
just read and watch more japanese content you dumb fuck what kind of idiotic question is that?

恥じに堪えられず

恥ず死(´・ω:;.:...

seethecelを犯したい

This game can get you all the way from N5 to N1 in a single playthrough.
The playthrough takes around 1000 hours though.

>>49756348
but persona 5 is shit

persona 3 FES is the best persona

oh fuck :/

always thought those games look ass but i dont play games in general

>>49756357
yay, koromaru bro comes here（∪＾ω＾）

get fairy fag vibes from this tranny faggot

ごめん調子こきすぎました m(_ _)m

SMT is just persona but better
a lot more dense for immersion too

put a bullet in your dense skull

seethecel post above

>>49756387
if you consider selecting the same text boxes 5000 more times immersion

観音様 protects from all hurtful words
She helps us understand true compassion for ourselves

I'll be waiting for you in nirvana ( ˘ω˘)ｽﾔｧ

>>49756390
incorrect but im sure he agrees with me

>>49755995
Which JLTP are you studying for even?

>>49756430
game?

do i take the anki challenge and finish my tae kim grammar learning today with 1,400 cards?

it'd be nice to be done with tae kim so i can focus on tobira

>>49756441
its panty and stocking

>tobira
havent heard about that in a hot minute thought it got 3 pointered into the trash can

>>49756473
tobira is what universities use after Genki.

after tobira, there's the DoJG

>>49756476
the dekinai pipeline

tobira is what i use every day to leave my room

>>49756478
what do you have against the DojG?

>>49756492
nothing its fine but im sure the way its used by retardiversities is garbage

>>49756483
i feel sorry for you

>>49756495
speaking of which, what happened to the DojG anki deck? the old DJT cornucopia of resources used to have it...did it get pulled?

case in point of the aforementioned retarded way of using dojg

finna rewatch all the epic kny fight scenes for the 100th time

what the fuck is this. there's a correct order for this sentence? how do we solve this question? i hate these ones, so i'm practicing for them on renshuu

譜面が完成した、勝ちに行くぞーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

>>49756542
you start from the back with the 上手 since thats the only one that fits with です and then you continue
good luck

>>49756478
lol

>>49756419
morbido is way too impressionable

>>49756582
how so

not being impressionable means you a blockheaded low iq btw

still cant karaoke the rap parts of complication from durarara even after listening to the song 1000 times my mouth just cant move that fast :sad:

>>49756603
>my mouth just cant move that fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8nbk2sep1E
happnes to the best

which unko is better at japanese?

the flushed one

>>49756609
never reply to me with holoshartery again ill blow your fucking head off

ur mom blows pretty fast

holochads won again

keekihimes probably hit the wall by now

don't care
meatbags are about to get replaced by ai

if only bags of the dirt variety such as urself could be replaced with a pile of decomposing flesh

how are you gonna fuck ai

with my mind

dickcel moment

>>49756552
>>49756552
thanks. my weak spot is listening comprehension

i'm using this at the moment to study
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=JNaUeTxSgqQ

he just like unko frfr

>>49756666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QsLyTKbP6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-71vlAllr5w

>>49756666
ur weak point is not knowing japanese but with those quads you might stand a chance keep it up

>non-natives
ngmi

unkos nemesis

>>49756683
ありがとうね
i will check it out later.

imagine being able to be truly happy for the success of others
and to bear them no ill will even when it's an area where you are not successful, and wish you could be successful

vast amounts of suffering are born out of the absence of compassion

compassion is the root of all knowledge and understanding
it interpenetrates everything

didnt read happy for you tho or sorry that happened

talk in japanese ni─

>>49756729
im happy for the success of people i like

im intrinsically happy without needing anything special to happen

>>49756764
that's neat

oh nononono agi bros

bro is seriously spending his limited time on this earth asking some silicon chunk on a server about lengths of dashes

its called benchmarking

Why are you learning Japanese?

>>49756729
im too busy being happy at my own success

unko correcting seethecels japanese is probably one of the most defining moments in djts history

>a defining djt moment is one that never happened
grim

it did happen tho

and is that moment in the room with us?

>defining djt moment
og saying qms fake japanese text is easy to read

>>49756782
gemini is agi now

that is gemini lol

don't laugh at agi

terry tao said the imo stunt was fake and gay

guess im better than agi

noam chomsky said ai should be called artificial cleverness because its not intelligent yet

>>49756873
yea terry doesn't like the accels

t. erry

he doesnt like it cuz hes not a midwit falling for the hype

without djt the social area of my brain would start to shrink leading to dementia because i have no one in irl to talk to else

>result attained by humans predicts something about them
>machine gets result, the prediction also holds
grok why do retards love inductive fallacies

jamal...

>>49756908
https://streamable.com/7wj5ot

>no one in irl
lil bro...

>>49756920
yea but its tru tho

plate tectonics commit the subductive fallacy

i said shut da fuck up

first im seeing your post

>>49753731
Fair enough. Maybe a bit more help would do the trick, but it still be fair enough

drank 4 liters of water today and probably have another to go till i go to bed fuck summer

*chugs diet soda*

>>49756950
put a bit of salt in it if youre gonna drink so much

ur favorite song is by definition pop music if it isnt a classical piece

as for me it's classical pop

>>49756954
1 liter of it was an electrolyte drink so its ok
>>49756957
*rips chunky farty boy in ur face*

lmao u can vacuum suck my balls jamal

>>49756967
im bido
>>49756968
burn in hell alongside your whore mother

ur bidet

was actually thinking of getting one of those that attaches to the toilet or whatever, my parents have an actual one and its based. japanese toilets were great but probably crazy expensive to get here

morbido has undeveloped amigdala ie low iq

>>49756980
do they squirt hard enough into the asshole?

/an/ tier slop

>>49756980
oh we have a real bidet installed and it's like heaven on earth

>>49756987
the attachable ones? i don't know ive never used one. regular bidet does ofc and japanese toilet can be too strong even

>>49756992
you'd need a firehose to reach unkos hogs asshole from the fat roles. its like moses parting the red sea but with giant, monstrous, colossal blubber asscheeks instead

>>49757025
*rolls whoops

>>49757025
she doesnt use it so self-own

imagine the fucking smell

>fat roles
matt was right people keep making the same errors

>>49757073
english isnt his first language be nice

it is actually i grew up speaking english with my mom who's a native speaker i just fried my brain with weed in uni

>>49756858
lmfao that was insanely funny, shows you how confident some of people worst at japanese here are

>光が死んだ夏
the summer light died?

it was too gay i had to drop it

>>49757139
wondered where you've been earlier today

>>49757139
do you just open the thread and ctrl f qm, queef, quiz? whats ur fuckin issue bro

>>49757145
>>49757149
it did look mighty gay and the poster is one of the worst ive ever seen

just finished listening comprehension renshu for mondai 1 and mondai 2 for the 聴解 section of the JLPT. i got most of the questions correct!

the reading sections are all easy for me, i know all the kanji, vocab, and grammar.

i might just make it to japan. if i pass the n4, the job search begins. the only problem is that the SSW visa you have to work full-time. on a standard work visa you can work part-time, but that requires the N2 to pull off.

in the end, i might just end up in the same boat as the rest of you guys.

>if i pass the n4, the job search begins.
never seen a job listing that requires n4

>>49757195
you need to go to asia to take the test for your field first
also you dont have a degree so even with n2 nobody could legally hire you

>>49757212
well you could pass the n2 and then have them hire you as the skilled service worker visa which doesn't need a degree.

dumbfuck cant even work as a JET lol

>>49757219
well yea but you were talking about it in the context of getting a normal work visa

jewish extraterrestrial?

being a jet must fucking suck but its one way to be in the country and find a japanese wife i guess

its a big gamble too cause they could send you to bumfuck nowhere and you could get a lazy ass teacher that offloads all the work onto you. even best case scenario is that you just read text in class every day but that's still ass.

>>49757240
nah being sent to some inaka school would be epic

>>49757224
>getting a normal work visa

true. i hope japan changes the bachelor's degree requirement for the standard work visa. it's a bunch of shit. Japan just shits on americans in general... we have $30k in student debt by the time we graduate, and can't even work part time in Japan without a bachelor's degree. But we CAN work full time without a bachelor's degree on the SSW visa.

in other words, if i had a bachelor's degree, i could collect social security in japan, but because i don't, i have to sacrifice social security to work full time in japan.

It's my dream, so it's a sacrifice i'm willing to make.

it would be epic if you're a stupid retard such as urself yes

>>49757244
>waaaah this country should change to accommodate ME because im the stupid weeb retard center of the UNIVERSE and its my DREAM to move to japan even though ive given up learning the language 3 times
do retarded trannies really?

>>49757246
inaka jukujos are probably extremely easy and theres nice fresh air compared to the city
>>49757244
がんば

he's not a stupid retard for having a dream

literally every aspect of life is first filtered through this hedonistic demons sexual perversions its so revolting and off-putting

but enough about your mom

>>49757153
lmao he ctrl fs all his nicknames

i ctrl+f "handsome" but don't get referenced much.

>>49757139
>some of people worst at japanese
pipe down lil bro you dont even know english

>>49757264
having a partner is one of the most important things for most normal people
moving somewhere where finding one is hard/impossible would be very stressful

>>49757250
him being the center of the universe doesnt mean you cant be too

>>49757278
you wont be having yours for long

midwits think everything is zero sum. in an infinite universe! sad

>>49757289
sad obviously but there are plenty of women out there and she wants me to date someone else if she dies before i do

what a sham of a marriage lol morally repulsive

>>49757297
it's disgusting beyond belief. he's not only the dumbest person ive ever spoken to but also one of the most revolting.

>>49757297
yeah the morally correct thing to do is be alone and tell people to kill themselves and just generally be seething on djt

02 makes a good point about hypocrisy

i dont tell people to kill themselves i tell you to kill yourself and you're subhuman get your facts straight

it is absolutely moral to want scum dead

also what 309 said

unko could beat the fuck out of anyone here though

i doubt he's ever throw a single punch in his life

>>49757307
>>49757309

imagine equating the moral failure of shameless parasitic exploitation of societys good faith marriage laws with a kys on 4chan when moralitys evolutionary teleology is social regulation lmao
btw kys

unko help me get pokemon scarlet or violet on the switch i can't handle these kanji being so tiny

watched violent cop yesterday. it was kino and its unreal that its the first movie kitano directed and that it was just happenstance that led him to it. the script is pretty thin and kinda cliche but the aesthetic and vibe from his later movies is apparent right away. some truly gorgeous shots and he really didn't give a shit right from the start with multiple scenes that linger on him just walking for like 40-60 seconds.

>>49757364
i have only ever had sex with my wife tho

>>49757367
you already played pokemon
go read a book or something more dense

i have a 劣等 complex

unko is socially regulating old japanese women

>>49757380
>go read a book

welp, back to reading harry potter and the philosopher's stone then.

the philanders tongue

hairy pussy and the *

lack of shave

okay i read my page for the day. for the time being i'm only reading one full page per day. i use yomininja to grab the sentence, mine any words i need to know, then put it in chatgpt to check the grammar.

this is a very difficult book for my level, but i'm going to stick with it. i guess i'll finish tae kim's grammar lessons anki deck today, 1,400 cards here we come

>>49757545
bruh you should at least read like 20

stop calling people bruh you're nobody's bro
todesschwul bist du also halt die fresse

>>49757575
>bruh you should at least read like 20

it would take me hours to read that much in a single day. i'm mining a lot of vocab from the page as it is. i'd rather spend my time getting further in my anki decks than reading a difficult book.

>>49757584
>i'd rather spend my time getting further in my anki decks than reading

why is this dumb lil chimp on this rock floating through space so mad

>i'd rather spend my time getting further in my anki decks than reading a difficult book.
some things never change

he wants to man

>>49757589
学校だりい

>>49757367
learning to read small kanji is a good skill to have but here you go regardless
https://nxbrew.net/pokemon-scarlet-switch-xci/
https://nxbrew.net/pokemon-violet-switch-nsp-xci-update/
dont say i never did anything nice for ya

imagine wasting ur life pretending to be the biggest retard on earth

>>49757680
did you just admit to being the biggest retard on earth lol

you're almost as stupid as the real unko it's neck and neck definitely more deranged though

>>49757695
toromi ahh post

>>49754097
picked

>>49757707
up

>別にあいつらのご機嫌取りをしたいがために開いたわけじゃあない!
>～したいがために
is this just ～のために with が acting indicating genitive? (see stuff like 我が家, 我が国, 我が社)
i'm guessing it must be used by chuunis or something

bro is using cases to understand japanese

>>49757734
yup you got it
this is the literary form of が that you still see come up every once in awhile
>>49757738
hes just asking how its functioning here lil toromi bro

everything that sounds kind of old or funny must definitely be second year middle school

>>49757762
people use old ass expressions in conversation all the time
it helps add a certain gravitas to your sentences (heh see what i did there?)

タコピー４話わりと海外受けがよくて

国内でそんなにバズってない

きょうみぶかい

a moment of silence for our brit djters

>>49757811
pouring one out for toromi as we speak

at the end of the day it all comes down to iq

>>49757888
iq anon predicted this a long time ago

tae kim's grammar guide anki deck is cleared

i have now finished genki 1, genki 2, tae kim, and 3 lessons of tobira

>>49757676
acquiring now

>>49757555
kek

>>49757919
>skipped about 50 out of 300 pages, mostly honorific language
適度の敬語のお勉強をお忘れになりませんようご注意ください

^ n5

海外受けしたのは

東兄がヒーローとして出てきたからかなあとおもうよ

ヒーロー無しだと海外的には見方が解りにくいんじゃないかなあとおもうよ

知らんけど

>>49758025
>sonkeigo in n5
damn they've really raised the bar

idk jack shit about jap and i can read that sentence so yh n5

>idk jack shit about jap
unko is tired of you stupid fucks that say this. either you're serious in which case you simply don't belong here because you just trash up the thread, or you're joking in which case you're signalling to non-learners that they are accepted here.

>>49758025
meant for 41

what does being japanese feels like?

I fell asleep yesterday and skipped anki すやすや

gmi

>>49758085
uhh you dont speak for me lil bro

>>49758185
the more すやすや makes you have the better brain, sirankedo _(,'3」∠)_

(*´▽｀*)

he just spamming now

>>49758272
JK生足（＾ω＾）ﾍﾟﾛﾍﾟﾛ

i mean that wouldve been three toroni posts in a row had i not intervened

you are a hero unko

>>49758283
how can you not use kaomojis with that name? 米＾‐＾米

>>49758292
thank you
>>49758295
its not really my style

I miss もえ ( ;∀;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epw0NYK2Zp0

same

saba

haven't seen him lately

moe is timeless

moe was like a mentor to me

>got 97.5 last test
>circled 暖い instead of 暖かい
このような簡単で些細なミスを犯すなんて、悔しい限りだ

>>49758428
(*´ｪ`*)

>>49758428
npc output

>>49758428
hope you dont actually speak like that to natives
wotd 凡ミス

i was just looking for excuses to use grammar patterns from the jlpt books
>凡ミス
gee it's almost like people don't learn words unless they come across them

>>49758504
>i was just looking for excuses to use grammar patterns from the jlpt books
yeah you can tell

he made a critical mistake, atakai atakai >:3

>>49758512
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Zoc7f2v1Xk

>>49758514
she made me make a critical mistake of falling in love ;3

kyoku of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5TuPiW2DK8

nihongo dekiteru! :O

goodnight djt

>>49758631
have a good すやすや, anon~ ( ˘ω˘)ｽﾔｧ

>>49758632
thanks bro

真・曲otd featuring toromis favorite group:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwS4ru5dUlM

>>49755351
Stop doing SRS. It has only short-term benefits and causes long-term harm and fossilization. Learn through auditory comprehensible input only until you have at least 2,000 hours of listening under your belt.

>>49758708
>It has only short-term benefits and causes long-term harm and fossilization
[citation needed]

>>49758708
woah matt vs japan?? im a huge fan!

kingu bradoray

wrath wrath >:3

tranny

hate when I click on a link in these threads and it ends up being a vtumor (90% of the time)

きょうの夏のにほんご
はなび
>花火

おやすい庶民の娯楽です。小さな小さなホームパーティみたいなものです

i dont click links itt

>>49758767
you can just hover on the link with 4chanx or xt and see the thumbnail. most of the time just the video title is enough to know it's cancer.

>>49758768
>>花火
great now whenever i see vases i think of fireworks

>>49758777
nvm meant mould (花(カ)火(び)->黴)
must be the sleep deprivation at work

enter eternal slumber retard

>>49758748
first episode of fma:b chad lets gooooooo

>>49758775
how many times have i told you you dont need 4chanx to hover links lol

>>49758708
What's comprehensible input when you have 0 vocab to start with

i would but insomnia is a bitch

i phonepost so i dont even have to see the video title i just scroll on by tbqh
完全無視

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79evMvO6X4
this shit slaps, any jp music like this?

>>49758834
>>>/mu/

>>49758837
>>>/kys/

>>49758864
里歩

みんなはいなにたべるひるまっくきょうはびっくまっく

>>49758876
dame wish i could read this

Why are you learning Japanese?

>>49758887
i live in japan because my wife is japanese so getting better at japanese makes my life better and its also fun

nobody cares oedipus

>>49758777
>花火大会

大会がつくと空に上げる方の意味になるよfireworksだね

花火はこういうパックで売ってる￥１５００円くらい

group of girls in my class asked me today about my wifes age and i just said 結構上 and さー when they kept asking

seethecel-chama...

dont care about ur nikubenki hog

wish i was a nikubenki

>>49758897
and did they touch their hair while asking? lol

>? lol
jelly af

>group of girls in my class asked me today about my wifes age and i just said 結構上 and さー when they kept asking
their face when

>>49758887
and who says im learning japanese? lol

kinda feel bad for fake unko having to save those ugly pics and post them to keep the up the charade

over time you develop a kind of respect for him

he's going to kill himself eventually its pretty obvious

i respect the mental illness

anything that makes unko miserable or annoyed is based

>>49758943
no he wont

>>49758946
true true

>>49758941
pretty sure hes just recycling my old pics that ive been posting for years methinks

>>49758934
idk they kept asking but i changed the topic
one of them looked a lot like inada miki

>>49758957
bet you were getting nervous once they started bringing up the rules lol

lol

>>49758959
heres a pic of toromis wife kek

is double unko really mlen?

>>49758968
who? me or fake me?

dunno but im getting indian vibes

oh wait toromis just talking to himself kek

doesnt matter who he is anymore hes like the hog from perfect blue

this is really sad seeing you carry on a conversation like this
was pretending to be me not enough?

only respectable thing queefs done lately was shitting on unko that one time after unko called him a noob

>>49758985
i never called him a noob you liar
why are you trying to make me look bad?

>>49758977
she was a real freaky bitch ong

dno what youre on about queef and unko lick each others asses now

>>49758992
i think we started coming to an understanding after we exchanged 'roos that one time

as for me me i think double shitter is queef when he switches to his split personality

>>49758994
>as for me me
this post went through revisions lol

seethecel is fake unko

the best was when lil j got aggro with lard and lard turned on him

double unko is bido because they both hate lolis and talk about hell

it's obviously analcrayon

>>49759000
seethecel said on trash he wanted to see fake unko murdered on livecam tho

>>49759000
this i agree with
>>49759003
nope theyre separate p sure

>>49759005
180 iq tactic to shake the suspicions

>>49759012
its kind of an obvious tactic to pretend to hate someone to avoid suspicion of being said someone
first way i correlated toromi to seethecel

>>49759005
healthy amount of self hate

even though we are back on jp djt doesnt feel the same as before

>>49759020
i killed off the trash thread by leaving because i figured it was just toromi and me keeping it alive
turns out i was right

>>49759017
healthy no
understandable yea

^ this is also toromi btw

the implication is same as before the trash move retard

double shit only really sounds like mlen or queef

>>49759033
i dont think quiz would do this

yh qm would never do something so heinous as pretend to be me lol

dno queefs kinda sus and larping like a schizo jamal also caught onto it toward the end

jamal doesnt even know how to read 万 what makes you think he knows whos who in the thread? lol

dont think queef has the verbal iq or language proficiency to pull off imitating anybody

oof

>>49759052
gonna second this toromi take

double shit is an obvious esl though its been proven many times

absolutely seething

>>49759060
what happened bro

>>49759061
lost against some russian in vr table tennis

dame she flat

*sniffs* yep that's a conk

Does anybody have this book?
https://bookclub.japantimes.co.jp/en/book/b664332.html
https://bookwalker.jp/de9811252b-bde9-45a3-89ad-09e4ff6b5e3e/?acode=Ya7wumCf

今日の日本人でも戸惑うかもしれないにほんご

>自分

１．I
２．you

>>49759171
曖昧だったら確認すればいいだけの話

>>49759171
bullshiet they will always be able to feel it out

JIBUN WO

>>49753672 (OP)
is it mereley a coincidence that エロ consists of a rod and a hole?
or did the japanese design the katakana with that shit in mind?

>>49759201
looks more like an i and a square

those furby reactions were never funny

>>49759210
yes, i is a rod
and a square is a hole
point still stands

>>49759219
seems like a you issue

>>49759225
by "you" you must mean the collective people (plural) that designed the katakana
in that case, you're absolutely correct

>>49759023
That's a nipple anon, you've gone too far

>>49759020
the introgression failed

>>49759213
unko ripping into morbido now

>>49759240
holy schizo
>>49759253
not me

>>49759255
you're confused. i was referencing unko, not double rice the mentally ill faker.

>>49759201
yea
江 became エ and 呂 became ロ and エロ is a loanworf

>>49759257
well actually you were referencing an anonymous post which you believed to be made by me
i was just correcting the record on your apparent schizophrenia lol

>>49759273
give him back

>>49759279
kek iswydt

>>49759275
true true :3

>>49759279
tng is so much better than ds9 its not even funny. siskos actor ruins every scene he's in

>>49759288
aaaand busted

>>49759093
aaaand busted

cant condone censored stuff

>>49759298
lmao

the singer for hacking the gate kinda sucks but the song is still a banger weird that

>>49759298
u seem mad lol

thank you for the expert analysis

no worries

toromi cant even hide the fact that hes mlen anymore

was about to start seething cuz i thought it was a holoshit cover of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE0xUXlCvz4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ7r3cQXb0g
wonder if the guy that would post this and 2 other songs with the sad church icon painting still posts

>>49759375
wow she's hot

tfw you will never have a threesome with wink

Have you done your meditation reps for the day

matt's ajatt guide with meditation instructions is gone...

someone post some funny threads from r/learnjapanese

>>49759176
確認はしないわ

自分は空気を読んでいれば問題はおこらない

>>49759494
>thread #407: how do i set up anki and who here passed the n4?

>>49759434
gotta pray before you ankay

god i love chatgpt

>>49759611
wanik*ni in shambles

>>49759611
>>49759618
ngmi

>>49759628
>t. shaking wanik*ni shareholder

>>49759611
アグリアスとセットで覚えてねっ！(´・ω:;.:...

>>49759634
dunning kruger retard

when people post screenshots of games, even jrpgs, they look fun, but then you play them yourself and games are just boring

gula gula :P

>>49759651
no they are epic
https://youtu.be/aFqfLjdX7_E?t=29210

Does anyone know if ジサツのための１０１の方法 can be texthooked?
I think I tried three different texthookers to no avail.
Textractor, ITHVNR, and LunaTranslator.

>>49759611
Now have it make a mnemonic for 鬱 or 鑿

>>49759642
vocaroo

>>49759663
heard good things about this game but games are boring so idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmvsw2ILX5k
the ost is neat but ill never play it

>>49759669
its relatively short and cheap

>>49759664
what a disgusting game

>>49759674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0w6eaDH_SQ

i might have played it but turn based games are lame as shit

You guys are making me feel pretty insecure
I need to be able to feel like I'm the only westerner who knows japanese or my worldview amd self esteem collapses because that's what I built them on
How do you recommend that I reassure myself?

>>49759726
stop being a retarded pussio

>>49759726
gaslight yourself

>>49759726
vocaroo

>>49759726
so long as im here youve got no chance

>>49759765
slit your throat james

>>49759726
it's one of the most learned languages in the west
even more so in the east

>>49759774
1. dont dox me
2. that wasnt me
3. vocaroo

>>49759776
>english
american education, amirite?

>>49759726
>>49759772
neither of you have a chance
https://streamable.com/9un4ys

>>49759787
wakarase eternaly >:3

>>49759787
sorry not clicking
hope thats a clip of you speaking

crazy how frieren is actually good thought it was all hype
the music is rly good and the sakuga holds no barrels

>>49759883
crazy how schizo you are

>>49759883
my guess is there are some really good scenes in the first few episodes which is why everyone got hyped about it, but then it becomes more boring and generic later on. there is no frigging way it holds a candle to other anime on mal's top 10

>>49759897
its actually the other way around considered dropping it after the first episodes but then it got better

yh not watching that shit

what lns are you reading, anons?

none

i would like to watch frieren but theres so many other animes i would like to watch and im not in the mood to watch anime enough to ever make it to the low priority ones

>>49759954
>theres so many other animes i would like to watch
name TWO

imagine still having to read "light" novels dumbed down for kids instead of normal novels for adults

frieren is fine, it's a solid 7/10 show. the reason it got overrated is because of the forced emotional shit and an inkling of a thought out character arc. most anime has literally 0 character development or emotional beats so it feels incredible for npcs compared to the average seasonal sloppa they watch

>>49759966
ask me to on vocaroo in japanese and i will

>>49759975
but what if there are incredible anime that you also think are solid 7/10 so your solid 7/10 means incredible 10/10

one day ill finish lotgh i just cant bear to see yang die so ive postponed it for years.

>>49759990
sad scene

>>49759969
i read the light novels written for adults

just skip episode 82 or whenever it is

that in-world documentary episode of lotgh is better on its own than basically any anime ever made

>>49759966
mushrambo
daimos

>>49760014
there's two of those episodes, so which one?

>>49760013
no i cant do that. ill need to rewatch the whole show too cause i forgot most of what happened but thats a good thing

>>49760019
i only remember 1 see >>49760021

>>49760021
i dropped it twice. once around 85 and once around 60. when i pick it back up i'm just gonna start from the 60s or 70s.

here we go...

no savestates. rip.

>>49760130
lets gooooo

wow 2 people as stupid as unko never thought id see the day

>>49760181
who?

pokemon are living everywhere, in the sea, in the sky, in center of town...

>>49759783
those are foreigners coming here and searching for english classes on google

>>49760223
why doesn't 空 have や after it? Is it modifying 町の中? So it actually means pokemon are living everywhere in the sky and sea of the middle of town?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d0HRTx5CAI
this show was kinda good but there was something retarded about it so i never finished it

>>49760130
you gotta talk to 2 or 3 people to start the 3 different quests and then you can free roam riding your gaymon

>>49760223
>住んでいる
>are living
oh no no no no
>>49760255
because や is used like so: AやB、C、D

>>49760255
ok you gotta stop with this pseud "modifying" nonsense や is a conjunction for non-exhaustive lists it doesnt "modify" anything but to answer your question yes all three places are part of said list
furthermore stop interpreting なか as literally "middle"
they live within a town not in the town center lol
>>49760385
you should consider taking english classes anon kek

>>49759611
Nigga just remember Yume Nikki

i feel like explaining grammar to nora is a waste of time because hell come up with these ass-backwards translations and theres no simple way to tell him that he doesnt understand grammar at all
its a freaking pokemon game and this guy cant follow the obligatory pokemon are everywhere sentence

>>49760130
you should stream this

>>49760467
nooo i gotta sleep and ill miss the epic stream

>>49760438
i said from the start any interaction with the guy is futile when it come to japanese, he's a legit low iq schizo

>>49760438
every second you've spent in these threads was a waste of time

>>49759726
the vast majority of japanese learners suck despite being infinitely confident, some retard joined on the discord today who on twitter or bluesky or something said he just finished learning 9000 words in anki but he couldn't read n4 words to pass the join quiz, meanwhile this guy is legitimately involved in japanese discussions and pretends to be an authorithy
i've talked to people literally selling japanese learning courses while they're sub n3 level
and this entire thread is also around that level, with a few exceptions of people who're proficient at or beyond n1 level like me, bunko, bongta but just about all regular anonymous posters are really bad

>>49760494
you were right
i see the light now
>>49760498
uhhh you practically live in these threads lil bro

>>49760416
if you think て/で+いる always indicates progressive aspect then you're seriously lost

kys trash

>>49760520
nope never said that
just felt the nitpick was stupid

>>49759897
>there is no frigging way it holds a candle to other anime on mal's top 10
what do you mean, the mal top 10 is already populated with poop like stein's gate, or at least it was the last time I looked, like 10 years ago

>>49760505
stop attacking everyone in the industry. you need to build connections

>>49760530
本棚に本がずらりと並んでいる doesn't mean that books "are standing" in a row
detecting early gotchas is important
don't fuck over beginners

>>49760542
>>>/a/

>>49760505
you can't read kachite or nabyoukanoaida and think majinai is majiru conjugated rofl stfu noob

>>49760551
only people with bad taste go there

>>49760554
you're referencing a stream from over 5 years ago where i've learned japanese on the side for like 2 years and even then i've read better than most people in the thread would rn

disliking steins gate confirms low iq

I downloaded キノの旅 Vol 1 to read on my kindle :3

69 is right he could read way better back then than i can now

steins gate IS for low iqs

im referencing the reality that You Don't Know Japanese

>>49760549
you wouldnt even use the word "stand" in a sentence like that you disingenuous retard the books ARE lined up
at least make sound word choices if youre going to make pedantic arguments

a show chock full of subtle references and foreshadowing is for people who cant notice? huh

qm is good at reading but at the same time he isn't because he reads everything with a completely flat monotone voice like your typical german which is just not a thing in nihongonese

no he is not good at reading and it is very apparent

draw a girl give it a penis and call it a boy is my favorite reference from the high iq show steins;gate

>>49760594
can you be more concrete? like what words did i get the pitch wrong on and stuff cuz i guess that's what you're criticizing
maybe reference something i recently read if possible

a low iq criticizing steins gate is like unko saying quantum mechanics is bullshit

>>49760594
meh better than toromi

>>49760611
true true

>>49760588
people who actually notice things realised the show was 1/10 garbage during the Luca trans arc where he becomes a girl but retains the exact same personality and mannerisms despite most of his identity and said behaviour/mannerisms having been built around and shaped by his insecurity/shame about twinkhood to begin with, which he would never have experienced if he had grown up as the opposite biological sex. stein's gate is for literal retards who can't think past what they're being fed (a plate of shit)

seethebro bodied that retard

you obviously didnt pick up jack shit probably 90% of the subtle references were lost on you and you never even realized

>>49760641
seetheloser couldnt win an argument if his life depended on it

leading with a trans character meltdown just outs you as an obsessed generic personality no script npc chud
midwit correlation over 9000

>>49760669
sorry I meant sex swap arc, now are you actually going to respond to the points made

what do your "points" have to do with the original post like wow one small part of the show wasnt kino who cares

>>49760494
why are you being so rude to me?

>>49760680
he gripes about the same topic all the time in every context its more predictable than a 100m llm

see if you can notice things youd know minishart is among the "people" seething rn cuz he didnt get steins gate

>>49760647
minishart can you confirm the above post?

bet if you quizzed s;g haters at the end of each episode on what they caught and its deeper implications (big g loaded brain check) they'd all be scraping the bottom percentiles

*starts licking*

>>49760744
trvke

*starts barfing

i don't know why the mods haven't ban this nigger yet
they should at the very least take his image privileges away

>>49760579
>you wouldnt even use the word "stand" in a sentence like that
got any more retarded thoughts to share with the class? or are you just gonna start coping that "p-people don't s-speak like that in r-real life"

kinda impossible unless they ban all mobile ips

想像の上
誰も立てぬ場所〜

>想像
>実際に見たり経験したりしていない事柄を頭の中に思い浮かべること。
oh i see

so an update on the kanken extraction thing, i've given up figuring out the binary file structure of the extracted files and instead run the game in an emulator and extract as the text and answers are streamed into memory, still required some tricks but now it works flawlessly

the only disadvantage is that it takes a really long time, my script skips in the GUI until we're reasonably sure all questions were seen and even with emulator speedup this takes a fair bit of time to be statistically sure we've seen all questions, it might be faster if i was able to figure out a way to make an "always correct" cheat but im not sure how to find the function that checks for equality, the answer is only written after clicking the reveal button and what im seeing there is probably gui streamed text idk where the comparison happens and im a reverse engineering noob, just too hard (i'll probably learn more about this stuff later) i've experimented with pointer maps and aob injection but neither really helped me

another issue im facing and something im kind of disappointed by is that the amount of questions is actually pretty low... like even with all kakitori questions extracted we don't have full kanji coverage on any level, in fact this pisses me off the most i mean what the fuck

i suppose i can manually supplement sentences to achieve full coverage but still, what's their problem? they say the game contains like 20 kanken books and they can't even include 人 as a writing question in level 10 and all levels only have like 60-80% level coverage for the kanji in the level

>>49760967
wait for agi to do it for you

nigga hacking japanese games cuz he cant beat them

62s is better

this is for level 4
it only has one kakitori section which seems to be 500 questions, these cover about HALF the kanji on the level

absolutely ridiculous

https://www.imagineer.co.jp/package_game/kanken5/

and they say it has NI BAI the problems of the previous game lmfao

but on the other than they say they've actually included real questions from the test so when taking the test you don't even have to learn to write half the problems? that's really funny, i guess you can hack success really easy then

imagine you can pass kanken 2 with like under 1000 cards drilled lol i can see this happening and even kanken 1 you can probably effectively hack together, we'll see

don't care about kanken stfu

>>49760967
>>49761022
tl;dr

why does you handwriting not look like this

>>49761056
what

>>49761061
wrong pic

cuz im not a faggot

what quiz is quizmaster a master of?

he's an esl who thinks quizmaster means being good at quizes

do all japanese dudes run around with musky af balls all day since they shower/bathe in the evening and then get into the farm futon where their balls spend all night trying to cool down by sweating

what would've improved mal rankings and mal in general pre AI is an explicit user ratings segregation into personal and global that gated submissions of the latter class behind a multimedia format quiz randomly sourced from a peer reviewed, periodically replenished secure community pool and that algorithmically weighted a global submission by the user's attained score on the show's quiz and by a global genre-specific user credibility score dynamically computed from the user's performance across all relevant quizzes taken

higher credibility scores could have progressively unlocked quiz pool access and contribution privileges for the respective genres, while users stuck with low credibility scores could have been offered redemption through community challenges that improved their standing in order to incentivize engagement, offset participation drop due to the gating effect, create a resilient self governed and self sustaining meritocratic community ecosystem and most importantly to keep things fun

>>49761118
1.clearly that's what the guy asking the question was thinking
2.let's not forget the times all the epic native speakers in this thread thought quizmaster didn't exist as a word
3.i hosted the quiz battles back when we challenged each other to kanji reading competitions

>>49761125
stfu but you get another verbal beatdown

I thought you were the quizmaster from Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire

busensei passed kanken ikkyuu 13 years ago
whats your excuse

>夜だから「こんばんは」じゃないといけない訳ではないですね
how the fuck is my brain supposed to get used to parsing the triple, quadruple, quintuple etc. negatives in this fucking language in the moment.

parsing ability at a given level of language knowledge and content familiarity is entirely determined by your biological memory capacity

parse this foot up your ass

all of you are so unbelievably bad it would be laughable if it wasn't so damn sad

don't care stfu

why are you coming here if you dont like being told youre trash and you gotta lash out at others

imagine if you could keep the entire universe loaded in your active memory

keep your ego out of the thread and constructively answer my question. you're anonymous and you have nothing to prove.

all questions here are fake as are all answers

inefficient post allocation

i'm with unko on this one

with unko in the toilet

>夕靄の中、山は蒼黒く、まるで女のふくらんだ胸のような形で広がっている。
tiddies

fucking hell why I'm I such a bitch when it comes to reading. I started reading girls last tour like 15 times and never made it past chapter 4 just because I'm such a bitch when it comes to reading

>why I'm I
i think i know

aaaah nooooo he caught me phone postiiiiiing

stop demoralizing learners

im no punk bitch when it comes to my japanese learning if i have to read an entire manga ill gladly read an entire manga

some other anon mentioned nihongo con teppei in the previous thread and it's honestly pretty good iterative listening practise. dude talks about completely mundane topics but his personality makes you pay attention. also the fact that he repeats things instead of just speaking slowly.

its not phone posting but rather verbal paraphasia or in this case phonemic paraphasia
many such cases

yeah morbido does it a lot

his digit span is low compared to the rest of his profile not a coincidence

How does this schlock have the highest unique kanji count of the ~600 VNs recorded on JPDB? Does it mention tons of fish names or something?

>>49761314
cuz its for big boys
thats why pussy bitches like lil q wont stream it

q is better at japanese than all of you

come on queef wheres the astelight youtube stream

五戒 are the first step on the path to all forms of self cultivation

>>49761324
queer?

>>49759210
it goes エn and ロut

queef got btfod and stopped samefagging

so at what point am i supposed to start reading?

reading wasnt meant for midwits and below historically and for a good reason

>>49761534
the best time to start reading is yesterday
the second best time to start reading is now
the third best time is on august 4th 2026
any other date is right out be careful

>>49761534
according to matt, after you achieved fluency

>>49761540
wrong
the best time is when qm finishes his japanese learning suite
he's almost done now

>>49761546
has he even started

qm is about to change the learning game forever again
and it wont cost us jack shit
we dont deserve his excellency

i wish i had qm's hima while also somehow managing to not trooning out in the process

grok recreate everything quiz is doing but charge it at half the price

>>49761525
this aged worse than unkos hog

>>49761233
thanks but i just woke up
>>49761239
only my wife has those privileges sorry champ

>>49761605
stay mad lil bro

>>49760852
bongs are insane
unko will see this and go imma date that shii

>>49761666
she looks kind of like my wife from behind

>>49761673
i know right

grok recreate everything qiiz is doing but with matts marketing and prices

>昆布
what happened now

2021+4 matt is not worth watching

>>49761850
someones been pretending to be me (bunko) for over a year now
昆布 is a name i used to use a few years back

>>49761899
ok you gotta stop talking to yourself and you gotta stop pretending to be me at all hours of the day
get a life man seriously its concerning

>>49761946
go fuck yourself bitch nigga

I hate haggots thats all

>>49761952
woahhhh where did that come from? maybe go take your frustration out at that 現場 u keeping working at kek

>>49761886
you can restore him to his former glory but you have to serve as a guide

i think the thing most disturbing thing about toromi is that he cant keep time accurately
he keeps claiming to have been impersonating me for over a year but its only been about 11 months

>>49761993
how do you two settle that? :3

>>49761993
go bitch yourself fuck nigga

boutta settle my foot in your ass

let's keep it japanese related

boutta settle my foot in your japanese ass

groq translate that to japanese

>>49762033
gotcha! :D

>>49762052
she is WAY more cute than any fat old ugly bitch unko has posted.

grok translate that to english

>>49762057
low test

>>49762057
imagine that you were given an aggressive nonoji by a gyaru ;3

>>49762057
stfu toromi you unmarried virgin

:3 bro has fallen

>>49762071
hey double rice please stop butting into conversations about unko, the guy you're impersonating

>>49762076
hey toromi how about you stop pretending to be me? making up fanfiction about my life and marriage like some kind creep

if you're gonna fight at least do it in japanese

>>49762088
hes just gonna use chatgpt like he does with his kaomoji persona

>>49762073
it's a misunderstanding... :O

>>49762090
>use chatgpt
バレテーラ('､3_ヽ)＿

>>49762088
case in point >>49762103

Should I stream pokemon scarlet?
>>49760467
>you should stream this


>>49760416
thanks.

>>49760438
found fake unko

>>49762120
>Should I stream pokemon scarlet?
sure
>found fake unko
nope im the real one
i just get annoyed sometimes

okay i'll set up the stream

>>49762131
i didn't read QM's accusations, but i'm perfectly on track to pass the n4 this year. I will show him my true power. He's trying to cancel me. I don't acknowledge cancel culture.

QM is literally trying to cancel me, because he wants to dismiss me as insane due to the lawsuit, then say that's proof i'll never reach Japan.

yeah sure i've been stuck on the n4 since 2018, but I am passing all the practice questions now, i think this is the one. I just need a little push in listening comprehension, i only need to score 19 points out of 60 in it.

>>49762144
qms just got a stick up his butt because you can be difficult to teach given your learning disabilities but honestly anyone can learn a second language

I can't wait to watch nora's stream and nonoji :3

>>49762145
>given your learning disabilities

i have disabilities and am collecting social security while on work. i got good old asperger's, which is now renamed autism spectrum disorder.

Japan doesn't recognize mental problems really like we do in the West, though...so i'll have to do my best!

stream almost ready, should i stream my entire screen or just the game?