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>>49753672 (OP)
>Guide: google.com
We aren't inspired these day, am I right OP?

hate these toromi threads

bait

>>49648373
pathetic

おはようおにいちゃん

夏に向けてダイエットしてきた

体重計乗ったら減ってなかった

すこー

>>49753676
nta but its better than someone posting their own guides complete with donation links when all it boils down to is immerse and output

>>49753731
youre a bit wrong on this one toromi
you still need grammar and vocabulary to understand what youre looking at

>>49753723
because hand-pulled somen noodles were delicious! right? :3

>>49753731
but when i google i get that i should take japanese classes at my local university

dont care

>>49753795
i think for some people self-study is a foreign concept so i think the structure helps give them a foundation to start

>>49753753
well yeah you will obviously use a dictionary and look up grammar guides

スペルトナエルなんだけど

フリップブーストにフリップアップかけたら

制御不能で時間切れ

とほほ

>>49753858
新しい発見があってよき( ˘ω˘)ｳﾑｯ

eternal reminder that japanese is the only thing that matters and you're wasting your time by pursuing other hobbies instead of dedicating that time to the language

>>49753880
this but ironically

reminder that if you havent made a vocaroo your posts carry 0 weight

but what about the reminder to kill yourself?

>>49753948
indicative of your lack of skill causing anger and insecurity

nah it indicates you a dekinai

>>49753947
gonna have to second this

>>49753954
forced low effort insult

maldin

>>49753972
bot tier

he keeps replying cuz its true

>>49753976
theres noone else to reply to itt and i was bored on the train

stopped cause hes embarrassed

holy sad

theres always at least few jukujos in each 車輌

compensating kanjicel cringe

tfw no senjogahara gf

秋観光どこいく？

田舎に行くのはいいけど

ド田舎は行かないほうがいいよ

>>49754097
秋くらいに鹿パーク行こう思ってんねん

https://youtu.be/enOCmNpCsxI

>>49753900
what hobbies do you have?

>>49754213
japanese, games and music

>>49754213
熟女s

>>49754228
what games are you playing now?

games recs for japanese immersion that arent vinnies? im thinking about getting p4g right now but im not sure wether its good or not.

>>49754330
rune factory 4

>>49754330
mgs

>>49754330
>>49754333
oh, and elin. probably even better since the text density is very high

>>49754334
which version? steam or emulated?
>>49754337
thanks

>>49754343
any version
also mogekos castle is a good free game

>>49754299
sonic advance 2

>>49754369
ダッサ

140k character day yet im still not happy. matt was right. japanese will not save (you).

time to learn chinese

>>49754375
you asked

woah chasing a worthless figure like an npc isnt fulfilling thats crazy

>>49754405
no need for the sass

people that can sit down and play this and have fun are like aliens to me. id rather watch paint dry

>>49754369
are the advance games any good? never played them
実機でソニック3やりたいけどファミコンスーファミに比べて売れなすぎて高いんよな
メガドライブ本体だけで4000円するのにスーファミは高くても1000円

>>49754299
kinda Alchemy puzzles :3
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.Brain.Alchemy

が、(｢・ω・)｢ｶﾞｵｰ

>>49754529
怖い

>>49754529

>>49754543
>>49754553
怖くないよ(*´ω｀*) im not scary

>>49754550
where do you find bodytypes like this

>>49754601
mcdonalds

>>49754639
they're not fat though just plump

where do you find bodytypes like this

not in hell where you're headed thats for sure

lust lust ;3

>>49754097
is this a good manga for footchads?

>>49754449
it's still early access so if you want something more feature complete you can try elona, but graphics are much worse

>>49754663
isekai

>>49754404
i expected some untranslated gem, not furry slop for europeans

>1000+/1500 words into my first anki deck
>miss out on doing it for a day (fell asleep)
>went up from 80-90 repeats a day to 150+ repeat words a day since then
>feeling burned out & can’t keep up
What do

>>49755351
stop being a pussy

already been (ΦωΦ)meow

>>49755391
stop appropriating my letters you tranny freak

>>49755351
try to reschedule with fsrs and do the excess reviews

Why are you learning Japanese?

>>49755502
male face

>>49755502
i'm a sex addict

>report
>hide
such is my life now

>>49755561
same same

t. khhv virgin

>such is my life now

>>49755568
same same :3

南無観世音菩薩
南無観世音菩薩

n6

>>49753947
i've made several

unkos fat wife has recorded 0 vocaroos but she carries the weight of 10 people

"fat" is subjective

>若三千大千國土 滿中夜叉羅剎 欲來惱人 聞其稱 觀世音菩薩名者 是諸惡鬼 尚不能以 惡眼視之 況復加害
Even if three thousand greater thousand-fold world systems should be filled to the brim with yaksa and raksasa demons, wishing to come disturb men, hearing their praises of Kanzeon Bodhisattva's name, these evil demons would then no longer be able to to perceive them with their wicked eyes, let alone cause them harm

>若有眾生 多於淫欲 常念恭敬 觀世音菩薩 便得離欲
Should any being be great in lustful desire, through constant mindfulness and worship of Kanzeon Bodhisattva, he will then attain detachment from his lust
>若多愚癡 常念恭敬觀世音菩薩 便得離癡
Should he be great in foolishness and stupidity, through constant mindfulness and worship of Kanzeon Bodhisattva, he will then attain detachment from his foolishness

uhm this isnt the daily chinese thread

wondertwat why did ur filenames change

did they? when?

idk i remember them being longer with the current date and shit maybe i hallucinated it

>>49755907
亜虎たん（＾ω＾）ﾍﾟﾛﾍﾟﾛ

若し三千大千国土の、中の夜叉、羅剎に満たされて、 欲来たりて人を悩まさんと欲しても、 其の稱観世音菩薩の名を称ふるを聞けば 是の諸悪鬼、 尚ほ 悪眼を以て視之れを視るに能はず、 復た加害するを況や

若し有衆生の、 淫欲に多かる有れば、観世音菩薩を、常に念じて恭敬すれば、 便ち欲を離るるを得る

若し有衆生の、 愚痴に多かる有れば、観世音菩薩を、常に念じて恭敬すれば、 便ち痴を離るるを得る

every year i waste my time until mid-july, then i remember the december JLPT, study for 10 hours a day and a month later i decide i can't make it in 120 days and the same repeats the following year

>>49755995
明日から本気出す！( ｰ`дｰ´)ｷﾘｯ

>>49755995
https://streamable.com/oh0q7q

>>49756015
so diligent Σ:3

>>49756015
*caves her skull in with a ball peen hammer*

>>49755995
why would JLPT have anything to do with your japanese learning journey
obviously what you have to do is get into a routine of enjoying japanese media in japanese and gaining japanese knowledge from it, nothing else
and you'll be able to pass n1 with zero extra studying easily

>>49756046
oh no no, tomorrow never die! Xc

qm is speaking
listen and learn

who is seethecel
who is creamynon

>>49755995
have you considered trying to make learning japanese ur goal instead

>>49754550
finally a good post

挨拶の仕方にも文化の違いがみられます。

if this is a passive sentence, is 挨拶の仕方 the do-er in this one?

or if this is a potential sentence, is 挨拶の仕方 the target 'what can be seen'?

I hate this potential/passive overlap, and i heard today's generation of Japanese natives invented a new distinction between passive and potential to avoid this problem

only potential makes sense in this case and your overlap problem is a nothingburger

文化の違いが the cultural difference 見られます is seen /can be seen
挨拶の仕方に in the way of doing greetings

a pancake which includes umami air in the body! hoku hoku :3

>>49756205
>孕んだ
lewd

>>49756198
thanks

the new japanese phenomena is called ら抜き言葉 (ra-nuki kotoba). should i adopt it?

>>49756209
you are haramed.. _(:3」∠)_

痛みが耐えられない
The pain is not borne
I cannot bear the pain
痛みを耐えるに能わず

deathly suffered anon comes (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

>>49756214
just read and watch more japanese content you dumb fuck what kind of idiotic question is that?

恥じに堪えられず

恥ず死(´・ω:;.:...

seethecelを犯したい

This game can get you all the way from N5 to N1 in a single playthrough.
The playthrough takes around 1000 hours though.

>>49756348
but persona 5 is shit

persona 3 FES is the best persona

oh fuck :/

always thought those games look ass but i dont play games in general

>>49756357
yay, koromaru bro comes here（∪＾ω＾）

get fairy fag vibes from this tranny faggot

ごめん調子こきすぎました m(_ _)m

SMT is just persona but better
a lot more dense for immersion too

put a bullet in your dense skull

seethecel post above

>>49756387
if you consider selecting the same text boxes 5000 more times immersion

観音様 protects from all hurtful words
She helps us understand true compassion for ourselves

I'll be waiting for you in nirvana ( ˘ω˘)ｽﾔｧ

>>49756390
incorrect but im sure he agrees with me

>>49755995
Which JLTP are you studying for even?

>>49756430
game?

do i take the anki challenge and finish my tae kim grammar learning today with 1,400 cards?

it'd be nice to be done with tae kim so i can focus on tobira

>>49756441
its panty and stocking

>tobira
havent heard about that in a hot minute thought it got 3 pointered into the trash can

>>49756473
tobira is what universities use after Genki.

after tobira, there's the DoJG

>>49756476
the dekinai pipeline

tobira is what i use every day to leave my room

>>49756478
what do you have against the DojG?

>>49756492
nothing its fine but im sure the way its used by retardiversities is garbage

>>49756483
i feel sorry for you

>>49756495
speaking of which, what happened to the DojG anki deck? the old DJT cornucopia of resources used to have it...did it get pulled?

case in point of the aforementioned retarded way of using dojg

finna rewatch all the epic kny fight scenes for the 100th time

what the fuck is this. there's a correct order for this sentence? how do we solve this question? i hate these ones, so i'm practicing for them on renshuu

譜面が完成した、勝ちに行くぞーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

>>49756542
you start from the back with the 上手 since thats the only one that fits with です and then you continue
good luck

>>49756478
lol

>>49756419
morbido is way too impressionable

>>49756582
how so

not being impressionable means you a blockheaded low iq btw

still cant karaoke the rap parts of complication from durarara even after listening to the song 1000 times my mouth just cant move that fast :sad:

>>49756603
>my mouth just cant move that fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8nbk2sep1E
happnes to the best

which unko is better at japanese?

the flushed one

>>49756609
never reply to me with holoshartery again ill blow your fucking head off

ur mom blows pretty fast

holochads won again

keekihimes probably hit the wall by now

don't care
meatbags are about to get replaced by ai

if only bags of the dirt variety such as urself could be replaced with a pile of decomposing flesh

how are you gonna fuck ai

with my mind

dickcel moment

>>49756552
>>49756552
thanks. my weak spot is listening comprehension

i'm using this at the moment to study
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=JNaUeTxSgqQ

he just like unko frfr

>>49756666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QsLyTKbP6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-71vlAllr5w

>>49756666
ur weak point is not knowing japanese but with those quads you might stand a chance keep it up

>non-natives
ngmi

unkos nemesis

>>49756683
ありがとうね
i will check it out later.

imagine being able to be truly happy for the success of others
and to bear them no ill will even when it's an area where you are not successful, and wish you could be successful

vast amounts of suffering are born out of the absence of compassion

compassion is the root of all knowledge and understanding
it interpenetrates everything

didnt read happy for you tho or sorry that happened

talk in japanese ni─

>>49756729
im happy for the success of people i like

im intrinsically happy without needing anything special to happen

>>49756764
that's neat

oh nononono agi bros

bro is seriously spending his limited time on this earth asking some silicon chunk on a server about lengths of dashes

its called benchmarking

Why are you learning Japanese?

>>49756729
im too busy being happy at my own success

unko correcting seethecels japanese is probably one of the most defining moments in djts history

>a defining djt moment is one that never happened
grim

it did happen tho

and is that moment in the room with us?

>defining djt moment
og saying qms fake japanese text is easy to read

https://vocaroo.com/13XThO4erTd9

>>49756782
gemini is agi now

that is gemini lol

don't laugh at agi

terry tao said the imo stunt was fake and gay

guess im better than agi

noam chomsky said ai should be called artificial cleverness because its not intelligent yet

>>49756873
yea terry doesn't like the accels

t. erry

he doesnt like it cuz hes not a midwit falling for the hype

without djt the social area of my brain would start to shrink leading to dementia because i have no one in irl to talk to else

>result attained by humans predicts something about them
>machine gets result, the prediction also holds
grok why do retards love inductive fallacies

jamal...

>>49756908
https://streamable.com/7wj5ot

>no one in irl
lil bro...

>>49756920
yea but its tru tho

plate tectonics commit the subductive fallacy

i said shut da fuck up

first im seeing your post

>>49753731
Fair enough. Maybe a bit more help would do the trick, but it still be fair enough

drank 4 liters of water today and probably have another to go till i go to bed fuck summer

*chugs diet soda*

>>49756950
put a bit of salt in it if youre gonna drink so much

ur favorite song is by definition pop music if it isnt a classical piece

as for me it's classical pop

>>49756954
1 liter of it was an electrolyte drink so its ok
>>49756957
*rips chunky farty boy in ur face*

lmao u can vacuum suck my balls jamal

>>49756967
im bido
>>49756968
burn in hell alongside your whore mother

ur bidet

was actually thinking of getting one of those that attaches to the toilet or whatever, my parents have an actual one and its based. japanese toilets were great but probably crazy expensive to get here

morbido has undeveloped amigdala ie low iq

>>49756981

>>49756980
do they squirt hard enough into the asshole?

/an/ tier slop

>>49756980
oh we have a real bidet installed and it's like heaven on earth

>>49756987
the attachable ones? i don't know ive never used one. regular bidet does ofc and japanese toilet can be too strong even

>>49756992
you'd need a firehose to reach unkos hogs asshole from the fat roles. its like moses parting the red sea but with giant, monstrous, colossal blubber asscheeks instead

>>49757025
*rolls whoops

>>49757025

>>49757025
she doesnt use it so self-own

imagine the fucking smell

>fat roles
matt was right people keep making the same errors

>>49757073
english isnt his first language be nice

it is actually i grew up speaking english with my mom who's a native speaker i just fried my brain with weed in uni

>>49756858
lmfao that was insanely funny, shows you how confident some of people worst at japanese here are

>光が死んだ夏
the summer light died?

it was too gay i had to drop it

>>49757139
wondered where you've been earlier today

>>49757139
do you just open the thread and ctrl f qm, queef, quiz? whats ur fuckin issue bro

>>49757145
>>49757149
it did look mighty gay and the poster is one of the worst ive ever seen

just finished listening comprehension renshu for mondai 1 and mondai 2 for the 聴解 section of the JLPT. i got most of the questions correct!

the reading sections are all easy for me, i know all the kanji, vocab, and grammar.

i might just make it to japan. if i pass the n4, the job search begins. the only problem is that the SSW visa you have to work full-time. on a standard work visa you can work part-time, but that requires the N2 to pull off.

in the end, i might just end up in the same boat as the rest of you guys.

>if i pass the n4, the job search begins.
never seen a job listing that requires n4

>>49757195
you need to go to asia to take the test for your field first
also you dont have a degree so even with n2 nobody could legally hire you

>>49757212
well you could pass the n2 and then have them hire you as the skilled service worker visa which doesn't need a degree.

dumbfuck cant even work as a JET lol

>>49757219
well yea but you were talking about it in the context of getting a normal work visa

jewish extraterrestrial?

being a jet must fucking suck but its one way to be in the country and find a japanese wife i guess

its a big gamble too cause they could send you to bumfuck nowhere and you could get a lazy ass teacher that offloads all the work onto you. even best case scenario is that you just read text in class every day but that's still ass.

>>49757240
nah being sent to some inaka school would be epic

>>49757224
>getting a normal work visa

true. i hope japan changes the bachelor's degree requirement for the standard work visa. it's a bunch of shit. Japan just shits on americans in general... we have $30k in student debt by the time we graduate, and can't even work part time in Japan without a bachelor's degree. But we CAN work full time without a bachelor's degree on the SSW visa.

in other words, if i had a bachelor's degree, i could collect social security in japan, but because i don't, i have to sacrifice social security to work full time in japan.

It's my dream, so it's a sacrifice i'm willing to make.

it would be epic if you're a stupid retard such as urself yes

>>49757244
>waaaah this country should change to accommodate ME because im the stupid weeb retard center of the UNIVERSE and its my DREAM to move to japan even though ive given up learning the language 3 times
do retarded trannies really?

>>49757246
inaka jukujos are probably extremely easy and theres nice fresh air compared to the city
>>49757244
がんば

he's not a stupid retard for having a dream

literally every aspect of life is first filtered through this hedonistic demons sexual perversions its so revolting and off-putting

but enough about your mom

>>49757153
lmao he ctrl fs all his nicknames

i ctrl+f "handsome" but don't get referenced much.

>>49757139
>some of people worst at japanese
pipe down lil bro you dont even know english

>>49757264
having a partner is one of the most important things for most normal people
moving somewhere where finding one is hard/impossible would be very stressful

>>49757250
him being the center of the universe doesnt mean you cant be too

>>49757278
you wont be having yours for long

midwits think everything is zero sum. in an infinite universe! sad

>>49757289
sad obviously but there are plenty of women out there and she wants me to date someone else if she dies before i do

what a sham of a marriage lol morally repulsive

>>49757297
it's disgusting beyond belief. he's not only the dumbest person ive ever spoken to but also one of the most revolting.

>>49757297
yeah the morally correct thing to do is be alone and tell people to kill themselves and just generally be seething on djt

02 makes a good point about hypocrisy

i dont tell people to kill themselves i tell you to kill yourself and you're subhuman get your facts straight

it is absolutely moral to want scum dead

also what 309 said

unko could beat the fuck out of anyone here though

i doubt he's ever throw a single punch in his life

>>49757307
>>49757309

imagine equating the moral failure of shameless parasitic exploitation of societys good faith marriage laws with a kys on 4chan when moralitys evolutionary teleology is social regulation lmao
btw kys

unko help me get pokemon scarlet or violet on the switch i can't handle these kanji being so tiny

watched violent cop yesterday. it was kino and its unreal that its the first movie kitano directed and that it was just happenstance that led him to it. the script is pretty thin and kinda cliche but the aesthetic and vibe from his later movies is apparent right away. some truly gorgeous shots and he really didn't give a shit right from the start with multiple scenes that linger on him just walking for like 40-60 seconds.

>>49757364
i have only ever had sex with my wife tho

>>49757367
you already played pokemon
go read a book or something more dense

i have a 劣等 complex

unko is socially regulating old japanese women

>>49757380
>go read a book

welp, back to reading harry potter and the philosopher's stone then.

>>49757397

the philanders tongue

hairy pussy and the *

lack of shave

okay i read my page for the day. for the time being i'm only reading one full page per day. i use yomininja to grab the sentence, mine any words i need to know, then put it in chatgpt to check the grammar.

this is a very difficult book for my level, but i'm going to stick with it. i guess i'll finish tae kim's grammar lessons anki deck today, 1,400 cards here we come

>i'm only reading one full page per day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr8hYPQ7y7I

>>49757545
bruh you should at least read like 20

stop calling people bruh you're nobody's bro
todesschwul bist du also halt die fresse

>>49757575
>bruh you should at least read like 20

it would take me hours to read that much in a single day. i'm mining a lot of vocab from the page as it is. i'd rather spend my time getting further in my anki decks than reading a difficult book.

>>49757584
>i'd rather spend my time getting further in my anki decks than reading

why is this dumb lil chimp on this rock floating through space so mad

>i'd rather spend my time getting further in my anki decks than reading a difficult book.
some things never change

he wants to man

>>49757589
学校だりい

>>49757367
learning to read small kanji is a good skill to have but here you go regardless
https://nxbrew.net/pokemon-scarlet-switch-xci/
https://nxbrew.net/pokemon-violet-switch-nsp-xci-update/
dont say i never did anything nice for ya

imagine wasting ur life pretending to be the biggest retard on earth

>>49757680
did you just admit to being the biggest retard on earth lol

you're almost as stupid as the real unko it's neck and neck definitely more deranged though

>>49757695
toromi ahh post

>>49754097
picked

>>49757707
up

>別にあいつらのご機嫌取りをしたいがために開いたわけじゃあない!
>～したいがために
is this just ～のために with が acting indicating genitive? (see stuff like 我が家, 我が国, 我が社)
i'm guessing it must be used by chuunis or something

bro is using cases to understand japanese

>>49757734
yup you got it
this is the literary form of が that you still see come up every once in awhile
>>49757738
hes just asking how its functioning here lil toromi bro

everything that sounds kind of old or funny must definitely be second year middle school

>>49757762
people use old ass expressions in conversation all the time
it helps add a certain gravitas to your sentences (heh see what i did there?)

タコピー４話わりと海外受けがよくて

国内でそんなにバズってない

きょうみぶかい

a moment of silence for our brit djters

>>49757811
pouring one out for toromi as we speak

at the end of the day it all comes down to iq

>>49757888
iq anon predicted this a long time ago

tae kim's grammar guide anki deck is cleared

i have now finished genki 1, genki 2, tae kim, and 3 lessons of tobira

>>49757676
acquiring now

>>49757555
kek