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Anonymous No.49753839 >>49753963 >>49755519 >>49755814 >>49757232 >>49757670 >>49758128 >>49758175 >>49758692 >>49766197 >>49768279 >>49769180 >>49771260 >>49772483 >>49773129 >>49774874 >>49775117 >>49779838 >>49779983 >>49785640 >>49786810 >>49813528 >>49815777 >>49818087 >>49818094 >>49826912
In one month you're going to be spirited away to Gensokyo. How do you prepare?
Anonymous No.49753901 >>49753908 >>49753963 >>49757173 >>49758128 >>49768279
Let's assume you get transported to the worst possible starting location, Muenzukan. From there you must travel down the Road of Reconsideration and through the Forest of Magic to finally arrive in the Human Village.

Muenzukan and the Road of Reconsideration are notable for their many ghosts. In Perfect Memento in Strict Sense, ghosts are stated to be extremely dangerous with any touch from them "beckoning death,". Many ghosts do not realize they are dead. While there are also dangerous youkai who stalk these areas in hopes of finding an outsider to eat, the ghosts are dangerous to them as well so there will only be so many.

Invoking the Taoist diety Zhong Kui could protect one against these ghosts. Ghosts are also weak to all parts of the peach tree. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhong_Kui

Ghosts are stated to be indistinguishable from humans to the untrained eye. But there may be ways for the trained eye to identify them. Many cultures have believed dogs to be capable of seeing ghosts and other spiritual entities. The Aztecs even believed that if you rubbed a dog's eyes and then your own with the same fingers, you would gain the ability as well. In this situation I'd imagine the risk of getting killed by a ghost outweighs the risk of infection.
Anonymous No.49753908 >>49753917
>>49753901
>The Aztecs even believed that if you rubbed a dog's eyes and then your own with the same fingers, you would gain the ability as well. In this situation I'd imagine the risk of getting killed by a ghost outweighs the risk of infection.
Shouldn't you just avoid any humans there that you don't recognize as a named touhou character? There shouldn't be that many actual humans.
Anonymous No.49753917
>>49753908
Fair argument. Though named Touhou characters might look a little different in the real Gensokyo.
Anonymous No.49753963 >>49760304
>>49753839 (OP)
Fasting and prayer. Blow a hole through the barrier with the power of the outside world's finest religion and leave.

>>49753901
Eh, who cares? Just die and turn to a ghost yourself and enjoy Gensokyo without having to worry about youkai or humans.
Anonymous No.49754030 >>49756926
This thread is a schizo-friendly btw
Anonymous No.49754257
I'll try to be a vengeful spirit. After that I'll possess one of the female 2hu. The rest is lesbian rape, anytime and anywhere I want!
Anonymous No.49755519
>>49753839 (OP)
read up on official touhou lore i suppose

there isn't all too much i can do in a month to 'prepare', it isn't like i'm going to change from a suburban student into an avid survivalist that can live offgrid without society servicing my every need. maybe i'll come up with a pity plea that'll lead to one of the religions taking me in as a refugee but i doubt that'll do much seeing i speak zero japanese and can only really read it. if i were thrown into the woods in the middle of nowhere i'd just die - i have no experience navigating by stars or anything else that isn't a memory from exploring the area when i wasn't worrying about being rumia's next meal

in all likelihood i'm being teleported into the middle of nowhere as youkai food, so i guess i can pray to be lucky and hope someone would take pity on me. after that i have no idea
Anonymous No.49755814
>>49753839 (OP)
Don't masturbate for the entire month so the first fairy I rape gives birth to quintuplets.
And bring a gun or something, I guess. Or maybe a camping kit and food/water if I get gapped in the middle of the forest and can't find the village.
Anonymous No.49756926
>>49754030
AHAHAHHAHAHA K-K-KRAZZYYYYYY
ARE YOU MENTALLY DIVERGENT TOO FRIEND?
Anonymous No.49757173 >>49757208 >>49757439 >>49825804
>>49753901
Ghost aren't exactly predatory to human beings, despite having the capacity to one shot them with a mere touch. The chances of you meeting a friendly one that will help you reach the village are actually pretty high. Also, since The Forest of Magic is close by, you might be lucky enough to find a wanderous magician around, doing magician things, and they might also assist you. Of course, this is me being optimistic.

If anything, the youkai desperate enough to be there, plus the Hakurei barrier having a liking to trap human criminals, are your main concerns. But Muenzukan still remains as a very bad spot, being too far away from the village is already bad in itself, and then you add all that bad stuff.

Meanwhile, being placed deep into Youkai mountain is certain death. Not only no one there is going to help you, they are also going to actively hunt you down just to make an example out of you. Also, if you have done mountain hiking, you just know that terrain can be your worst enemy as well. Not only you are hiding from wolf tengu and kappa, you are risking the breaking of an ankle or the entire leg if you aren't careful. There's no room for optimism here, you are dead the moment a wolf tengu catches your scent.

The Moriya Shrine is there and its not that far away all things considered, however, so if you are a lucky SOB to reach it before getting killed, is GG
Anonymous No.49757208 >>49757614 >>49759251 >>49760439
>>49757173
>The Moriya Shrine is there and its not that far away all things considered, however, so if you are a lucky SOB to reach it before getting killed, is GG
You have to remember that wolf tengu are superhumanly fast, so if you are in a situation inside the mountain where you actually have to reach the shrine before getting killed and the doggos know you are around, chances are you are not going to make it
Anonymous No.49757232 >>49760571
>>49753839 (OP)
Guess I'll pack up all my referential books on occult topics and a weapon or two. Maybe get a solar powered charger for a phone and laptop too. Not sure how long I'll be there so I'll also take the basic stuff you generally want on a trip like some changes of clothes and stuff like toothpaste. Not really sure what I'll do once I'm there so I suppose my best bet is to try to make my way to the human settlement then figure it out from there.

Come to think of it, I probably don't have any kind of money that they would accept since I don't imagine they accept dollars or even modern yen, so I should also bring a bunch of random but useful shit with me that I could sell or trade. I don't have anything like gold or jewelry but if I know for certain that I'm going then maybe it would be worth it for me to buy some of those things to take.
Anonymous No.49757439 >>49757614
>>49757173
>human criminals
Sweet naive summer child...
Anonymous No.49757614 >>49760439
>>49757208
Damn, you are right... and now that you mention it, every place in Gensokyo can get you killed in an instant due youkai being superhuman, some more tham others. The only thing that can actually save you is help from the good-inclined inhabitants, and in a big place like Youkai Mountain, only three people that might as well be out of reach are willing to help you out... Aye, just pray you don't get spirited there right away, my friends
>>49757439
What?
Anonymous No.49757670
>>49753839 (OP)
5 cases whiskey
5 cases vodka
ice machine
10 cartons cigarettes
tanto
1 roll quarters
200 packs Flavor Aid
2 ounces coke
Anonymous No.49758128 >>49758140
>>49753839 (OP)
>>49753901
What can I bring with me
Anonymous No.49758140 >>49813654
>>49758128
Anything that fits in your pockets or is worn. Items slung over your shoulder or in your hand have a risk of disappearing that increases with their size. Magic/occult items resist this somewhat.
Anonymous No.49758175
>>49753839 (OP)
Prepare?
Fate is forever on my side.
The gods can roll the dice however many times they want and I'll still win.
Anonymous No.49758692
>>49753839 (OP)
Faith, belief and certainly imagination can affect the world in ways it can't in ours. I'll imagine REALLY hard that I can win. Anything. I'd also pray (to Ran) for strength and guidance.
Anonymous No.49759251 >>49760439
>>49757208
One can hope the wolf only nibbles instead of bites
Anonymous No.49760304
>>49753963
Sorry anon, the reason the barrier works so well is that it functions off a logic gate that's alien to humans, the "password" is a broad enough train of thought about certain topics and things that only youkai can come to conclusions to based on their perception and nature, the normal guy is only going to pass through on accident, by outside forces, or by becoming a youkai or certain forms of ascended man long enough to come to the internal realisations and conclusions that is the password.
Anonymous No.49760439 >>49760545 >>49760800
>>49757208
>>49757614
>>49759251
there was something that said youkai can be bribed
so you just need to think of something that would be more enticing to a wolf than your jugular is
Anonymous No.49760545
>>49760439
>so you just need to think of something that would be more enticing to a wolf than your jugular is
*PAT* *PAT *PAT
WHO'S A GOOD GIRL?
*RUB* *RUB* *RUB*
YOU ARE! YOU ARE!
Anonymous No.49760571 >>49760601
>>49757232
On this note, do we know what kind of currency they use in Gensokyo? Is it Edo era coins or something?
Anonymous No.49760601 >>49765774
>>49760571
they'd use modern currency that comes through or gappy steals since they can't mint any coinage locally
Anonymous No.49760800 >>49760983 >>49786823 >>49813708
>>49760439
You might pull a charisma check on less aggresive youkai like Wriggle, maybe on violent ones like Rumia and Mystia too if they are in the mood to play with their food, but there's no way you are convincing the disciplined superhuman wolf soldiers to let you go.
Let's be real: A terrified outsider is not going to have anything of real value to the wolfies, and their duty is to basically kill everything that isn't kappa or tengu that gets into their territory. If the kappa find you, then you do have something of value, its just a pity that you will get killed in a gruesome way exactly because of that value
Anonymous No.49760983 >>49762011 >>49765648
>>49760800
They aren't bloodthirsty savages, they have games and interests you could gamble on
Alternatively, what if the woof is more interested in having someone that can't run away: they keep villagers away, outsiders are fair game for any feeling possessive
Anonymous No.49762011 >>49765826
>>49760983
>be me
>depressed all the time
>taking a night walk, hopefully I find a cool place to kill myself
>weird woman appears
>she smirks at me
>then, i find myself in a mountain
>where the fuck am i?
>i try to walk around a little
>not even a minute, and i'm surrounded all sides by bitches with wolf ears and tails
>they look angry, and have swords
>oh shit
>maybe i can wriggle myself out of here if i play into their interests
>i get ready to speak
>β€œyou like jazz?”
>everything just turns black
>what the fuck
>a few seconds pass, and i can see again
>im in a weird ship, with a titty redhead with a big ass scythe leading it
>there are a few dudes
>one speaks to me
>β€œHey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the mountain, right? Walked right into that wolf tengu patrol, same as us... unlike that thief...”
>the thief in question is silently crying in pain
>all he says is "not my bunghole..."
>the dude tells me the kappa got him
>the fuck are kappa
>the fuck is wold tengu patrol
>where the fuck am i
>i wish i could kill myself right now
Anonymous No.49765648
>>49760983
while Gensokyo's youkai are made for femdom, I don't think many would be inclined
Anonymous No.49765774
>>49760601
If that's true then that is good given the exchange rate. You can practically double your money before you go.
Anonymous No.49765826 >>49766295
>>49762011
You can always drown yourself, who will stop you.
Anonymous No.49766197
>>49753839 (OP)
Guess I'll take some Noh lessons
Anonymous No.49766295 >>49766302
>>49765826
>Throwing yourself at the Sanzu river
You don't want that...
Anonymous No.49766302 >>49766671
>>49766295
is that a God Warrior skeleton?
Anonymous No.49766671
>>49766302
legendary reference
Anonymous No.49767784 >>49767983 >>49769478
>learn binding and weakening magic as much as I can
>wait for the moment the timer runs out to carry my old dog with me and a rope
>now my dog and I are in gensokyou
>see wolf tengu
>use my binding and tweaking magic at the same time
>weaken that whore so hard she can barely walk or even speak
>tie her up
>"Now it is your time, my dear dog, you will not die a virgin. Fuck her raw, my boy"
The tengu will survive this encounter, take revenge, and kill me, but she will always remember the time she was humiliated and made the bitch of a dog. It is always morally correct to remind non-humans of their place; it doesn't matter if they are holy or unholy. Human universe, human rules.
Anonymous No.49767983
>>49767784
they say that dogs are Man's best friend, but it looks like you're Dog's best friend, too.
go get 'er, Rufus
Anonymous No.49768279
>>49753901
>>49753839 (OP)
Well this isn't the worst fate i could ask for, it'd be some kind of test like everything has been.
I'd have to make around 4000 dollars and set into motions events I planned on doing over years, but its possible. If I have to go no matter what I'd bargain for a month more.
With the small reserve of cash for myself I'd have to get some basic rare metals and hiking supplies, nothing fancy and I'd have to source most of it second hand. I won't have much time but I'd deepen my faith and gear myself appropriately for bribing, flexing, sweet talking, and dodging the ghosts of Muenzukan. While some religious faith would be vital, reading up on exorcism and rites to pass the spirits would be time consuming.
Then you have the mountain and foothills of the trail, no matter what I don't live in an environment with heavy hills and mountains making it an effort for this alone. All knowledge is theoretical aside from one trip as a kid I took when I hiked up a paved road up a mountain and camped. At best I can learn some basic survival techniques, get a handbook on mountain survival relevant to the area, and do as much as I can to train physically, fortunately I'm not in the worst shape. I can carry some weight a distance and do labor if needed, I can even build If I'm not getting constantly molested by tengu, kappa, or wayward youkai.
I don't plan on combat with any youkai, I can't and don't know how to danmaku. The youkai are hungry, hormonal, and hazardous making them the worst thing to encounter, tengu being one of course. On the mountain there are many more threats, like hotspring vengeful spirits, wolf tengu and birds, even low down ferals, and barely sentient fairies in it for the pranks. You'll have to get protection in some way, no matter what its over for you unless you prepared for this!
Going up means knowing what I'm doing(I don't) and going down means a more thriving ecosystem filled with danger! I can't make it to Kasen, even if I knew some eagle calls I couldn't guarantee it'd be worth the time or cost. I might get lucky calling to Kanako, she would hear the wind on the mountain and might bless me with a breeze to guide me for a strong prayer. My faith that I used to make it through the road will make task difficult and I'll need to be careful if I'm to have favor with anyone.
Going down is the only option isn't it? Through mountain trails, and now the blessings you've incurred and gods you've called now matter the most! Keeping away from rivers(unless I bothered learning engineering and using space on trade items for the kappa) I would keep to any trails I can find for speed while using bells to warn off youkai in the same manner as wild animals. Perhaps the bells themselves can be charmed to ward off evil with favors and blessings you bring or invoke?
The tengu are soldiers and their caste is reputed for bribery in Asian culture, an offer of good rations, money,, and novel strategy games could bribe them! It's reasonable to find an offer to beseech their guidance(away from a barracks). Tengu are among the many shown to be friendly to non-villagers, its possible that they'll take pity on you and rescue you! Wit and material will be vital here, luxury is the name of the game!
Once you run that gauntlet you can say that you're "out of the woods", but you better have brushed up on some common Japanese phrases by now! I would be hard pressed to squeeze even a traveler's phrasebook in, but its a must!
Truly a difficult journey to not end up food nor husband to wild youkai...
Anonymous No.49769180 >>49769310 >>49770713
>>49753839 (OP)
It's very simple for me because I'm a followers of Opansu-sama and the user of THE WORLD OVER HEAVEN. I just buy some heavy armanents like Heavy SMG and ammos for decoration. I will be nice to everyone unless I'm in danger but with EPITAH that is impossible. When I'm in danger I will use KING CRIMSON to erase the cause of attack to escape safely. After getting to the human village I beg Akyuu to let me live as a peasant of the Hieda family. After living in the human village for a year, I know how to live as a farmer better. I will use WEATHER REPORT to change weather to sunny when there is a party or concert in Gensokyo to not waste my concert ticket. If I accidentally knocked up a Youkai girl that births a lot like Nazrin, I will use BITE THE DUST to escape paying child support and go back to the day I was Akyuu peasant. I'm a devout follower of Opansu-sama so I steal girls panties in a perfect way that leaves no evidence. For example, when I'm studying in Keine's class I will use THE WORLD to stop time and go into Youkai Mountain to steal the youkais's panties and go back to my home to hide the loot and go back to the class like nothing happen and restart the flow of time. The powerful youkai like Yukari know what she is getting when she gaps me into Gensokyo.
AIL HAIL OPANSU-SAMA.
(eratohoTW)
>>49754750
Anonymous No.49769310
>>49769180
If you don't have any power, remember to follow Opansu-sama and start stealing some girls panties as an offering to Opansu-sama. With the help of Opansu-sama and some Sakes for the youkai, you will be able to be safe and maybe get out of Gensokyo.
Anonymous No.49769478 >>49826585
>>49767784
Anon please... your dog will get distracted and leave you alone, then YOU'LL be the one who'll be raped and made a bitch of a dog (tengu)
Anonymous No.49770713 >>49772449
>>49769180
I haven't played much TW, but I'm pretty sure I didn't see any stand powers in that game besides time stop
Anonymous No.49771260
>>49753839 (OP)
i will mainly try to train my cardio because i think i will be doing a lot of running away as i am not beating an actual youkai in a fight(not with my bear hands at least), the second thing in my list is learning how to forage, not get lost and survive in the woods(dying of cold in the middle of a forest may be most pathetic way to go in gensokyo) and lastly maybe tried to get some silver and gold, this is in case i made it to somewhere civilized.
i think something extra would to learn how to sneak around and hide my tracks, but i dont think i can manage to learn that in a month
Anonymous No.49772449
>>49770713
Do you feel annoyed when the weather is raining on festivals days like the Prism sisters concert or Choujuu Gigaku of Mystia and Kyoko, not to mention the swimming contest between 2hus in summer and ruining these festivals? That's why I remind Heaven that "THE WORLD OVER HEAVEN" is beyond everything and change the weather so that I'm not wasting my tickets.
Anonymous No.49772483 >>49772550
>>49753839 (OP)
>Get as fit as possible
>Learn basic /k/ surviving shit
>Get a white weapon blessed by as many priests as possible from as many religions as possible, a spear would be ideal, a machete would be fine, but will probably end up with a long knife
>Fight my way through and/or die trying
Anonymous No.49772550
>>49772483
To you and everyone that's about to be gapped into Gensokyo, go pray to Opansu-sama with your female family members panties or online japanese girls panties that you buy from Japan. With only 1 month you can't become a U.S marine no matter what training you do so fighting isn't an option and you will lost and die to the youkai beasts. That leaves relying on a nice and protective GOD like Opansu-sama. He is a great GOD that protects his followers if you pray and offer panties and money to him unlike other pagan gods. His authority eclipses all Sages of Gensokyo and Gods.
Anonymous No.49772551 >>49775197
my family has a dagger my uncle who fought in world war 2 stole off a dead Japanese soldier
would its history give it some power in gensokyo
Anonymous No.49773129 >>49779809
>>49753839 (OP)
I practice my Japanese pronunciation and write a speech about how much I love my wife and would like her to come help me (with the help of DeepL). When the time comes I bring a megaphone and the written speech with me.
The moment I get there I recite everything into the megaphone.
If I'm going to die I will at least let her know that I love her, but I believe she will come save me. She's the fastest after all.
Anonymous No.49774874 >>49774988
>>49753839 (OP)
I don't prepare, why would I be givin warning?
Anonymous No.49774988
>>49774874
the heg got bored of no warning hot drops and wanted to see what an outsider would do if they employed all the means at their disposal
Anonymous No.49775117
>>49753839 (OP)
>Visit the dream world
>visit dream torifune satellite
>run into a chimera and taunt it into biting or clawing me to pick up that sweet chimera virus that enabled merry her awakening youkai powers
>profit
Anonymous No.49775146 >>49779979
>get myself a lighter
>get warped gensokyo
>hurry and go inside a forest fast
>burn every trees I come across
Checkmate hag now your yard is on fire.
Anonymous No.49775197
>>49772551
Only if it was used to actually kill someone during the war, otherwise it's just a dagger.
Anonymous No.49779714
you are not getting into gensokyo unless you have lunatic no bombed every game and have a lunatic no miss no bomb on at least one
Anonymous No.49779809
>>49773129
this is an interesting idea, screaming random names may give you some advantages(or even disadvantages), i imagine the names of Yuuka, Yukari, Reimu, Remilia, etc.(powerful people) have some weight and may keep the youkais away, or even better(or worse) youkais may take you to said important people, thinking that you are their friends/property and expecting some kind of reward, of course after that, you have to deal with explaining yourself to said people, but at least you are alive... for now...
worst case escenarios, the youkais dont care and you just acelerated the inevitable, the youkais decide to kidnap you for ransom or the youkais have a grudge against said people
Anonymous No.49779838
>>49753839 (OP)
I get there and desperately look for a god who's just as desperate to find follower and work together with them
Anonymous No.49779979
>>49775146
>t.
Anonymous No.49779983 >>49780244 >>49780261 >>49780312
>>49753839 (OP)
I bring lots of condoms coz this bnuyussy is getting raped hard
Anonymous No.49780244 >>49785280
>>49779983
contraceptives don't work on rabbits
Anonymous No.49780261
>>49779983
why in the world would you use a condom?
Anonymous No.49780312
>>49779983
I want to grope her fat fucking tits so bad
Anonymous No.49785280
>>49780244
you're safe from feral youkai at the cost of being forever shackled to a rabbit
Anonymous No.49785640 >>49826605
>>49753839 (OP)
My grandma has a silver dagger blessed by a priest. She says she used it to chase away evil spirits from her town back in the old country.
Yaya didn't raise no pussy. I ain't becoming Youkai food without a fight.
Anonymous No.49786810 >>49792233
>>49753839 (OP)
Practice your keigo. Youkai are susceptible to flattery and might spare you if you're respectful enough. You don't have to speak perfect Japanese because small errors will amuse them but if you only know English you are doomed.
Anonymous No.49786823 >>49787091
>>49760800
>their duty is to basically kill everything that isn't kappa or tengu that gets into their territory
Tengu don't kill humans. You just get deported to the bottom of the mountain.
Anonymous No.49787091 >>49807878
>>49786823
They only chase you off if they find you messing around at the bottom, and they will break your legs if you keep bothering them. If you go beyond that, you are not making it out alive
Anonymous No.49792233 >>49800343 >>49805923
>>49786810
This is /jp/
Ain't nobody here knows a lick of Japanese
Anonymous No.49800343
>>49792233
Yeah that's why I'm writing everything I want to say in a notebook, translated using DeepL
Anonymous No.49805923
>>49792233
He doesn't lurk the DJT.
Anonymous No.49807878
>>49787091
look she's smiling
Anonymous No.49813528 >>49813654
>>49753839 (OP)
Can you get spirited away with your car?
Anonymous No.49813654
>>49813528
If this >>49758140, then I guess you can have a scooter. But that's lame, you need at least a motorcycle to drift into the Myouren Temple and challenge Byakuren to a race.
Anonymous No.49813708 >>49818113
>>49760800
the highest stakes possible with no room for error
Anonymous No.49815777
>>49753839 (OP)
If I had a month, I'd spend time gathering supplies, whatever I can carry in bag like what other anons said earlier. You need any sort of faith to have a chance at survival. Could it possible to do magic as an outsider? Probably not, right? There aren't too many humans that can, remember.

Will the magicians that live in the Forest of Magic even be friendly to a random outside if am lucky enough to find them or their houses. But the forest sounds dangerous as any other place. Do I give myself the Fortune Teller ending if I try this?
Anonymous No.49815957
Find out who the loneliest dork is and write an elaborate love letter to her
Anonymous No.49815974
I would learn to recite the Kuji-In very well.
Anonymous No.49818087
>>49753839 (OP)
I would go to the church and ask for help to the priest, hopefully they send me to the seminary and learn some things fast, then I carry a Bible and holy water before being spirited away and there might be 2 outcomes, I die instantly because 1 month is not enough to become a priest or I cause an incident by introducing a new religion to Gensokyo and Reimu kicks my ass hard enough to come back to this world
Anonymous No.49818094
>>49753839 (OP)
Pack my bags, embrace the spirit of adventure and let fate take me where it will

If that's straight into the mouth of a hungry youkai, so be it
Anonymous No.49818113
>>49813708
Well go on, Anon
Convince her to not chomp you
Anonymous No.49825804 >>49826745
>>49757173
>plus the Hakurei barrier having a liking to trap human criminals
He was never incarcerated but how would he fare in Gensokyo?
He's powerful on a human level and did pretty well against a bunch of aliens but Gensokyo's a whole other scale.
Anonymous No.49826585
>>49769478
I don't see why anon himself couldn't rape her
not gonna be as heavenly as a celestial but it's sure gonna be better than any human woman's
Anonymous No.49826605
>>49785640
>Yaya didn't raise no pussy
Yeah, she raised a thief from the sound of it.
Anonymous No.49826745
>>49825804
>He's powerful on a human level
he's a bit beyond peak human levels, considering what he pulls through his games. Batman, for example is at the top of human level, and a well placed 9mm bullet would drop him, while Travis could eat a whole mag for breakfast. Still, in a combat scenario, the handsome fella would be sadly demolished in seconds in Gensokyo. Outside combat, however? If there are outsiders that can survive the wilderness for long enough to reach the village, I think he would reach it just more than fine. It would all depend of the place he begins in, of course
Anonymous No.49826912 >>49826941 >>49827107
>>49753839 (OP)
Anonymous No.49826941
>>49826912
>insulin
lmao great touch.
Anonymous No.49827107
>>49826912
Invoking the spirit of the coca-cola company, one of the most powerful egregores on Earth, is certainly a creative way to ensure you won't immediately be eaten by a youkai (until they discover that your blood is now made of cola, that is)