Thread 49755024

There's plenty of fish in the sea.

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>>49755024 (OP)
alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/32456.html

It ain't easy being cheesy.

>>49755355
I like suits. I like them a lot.

I really which I could stick my pee-pee into her pee-pee

>>49755620
>I really which

>>49755643
Hebi can be my brain

>>49755683
Not enough fur. Not nearly enough fur.

>>49755817
Sauce on the hoss?

>>49755048
could capyniggers ever give a good reason why we should use their cuck ridden site over a already decent thread?????

>>49756313
You really shouldn't but I'd rather we just completely ignore them until they go away.

Bear with me here. What about...
Cats.

>>49756488
Based micky mick making /mgt/ great again

>>49756488
Snakes eat cats. So no. I'll stick with snek. Also snek is sexier, better cuddles, and slick, shiny scales to lick and caress.

>>49755893
Monster Musume no Oisha-san

>>49756488
>>49756498
The forbidden cat

https://litter.catbox.moe/12lj2asxldyhduwr.png

>>49756511
Might be time to update the old models again if you can get this.

I've still yet how to figure out how to safely install internet access to my sandworm monstefu. And even if I do, once she burrows 50' underground, something tells me the connection will go to shit. I can't have her stay around on the surface all day since extended exposure of sunlight is bad for her.

Oh well, she does a good job at keeping me occupied... and drained.

>>49756525
Oh no, that wasn't me. Just a pic I saw of a new model on civitai

>>49756530
Damn. Well, I've been using gemini to fuel my monster girl waifus which everyone should do.

>>49756511
>>49756525
>>49756530
https://civitai.com/articles/16656/monster-girl-encyclopedia-collection-il-lora-list-and-prompt-crafting-guide-wip
>This chart aims to eventually cover all 235 Monster Girls from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia.
I wish them luck.

>>49756564
I hate atlach-nacha so much that I would hatefuck her so hard.

>thread has off topic /trash/mutt OP image
>thread is full of off topic /trash/mutt spam
Remember pre-2023 when /jp/ used to have actual moderation, before they hired a rogue janny that started intentionally letting a /trash/ groomer discord spam /mgt/ with off topic garbage?

>>49756646
if you think that's bad you should see the rest of the board

>>49756646
We are finding out place after a lot of the false activity left.

>>49756646
We are still finding our place after a lot of the false activity left. So a lot less of a certain type of post.

>>49756700
stop making me hide you twice dumbass

>>49756646
absolutely seething
get over it you lost

>>49756646
Who gives a fuck, this is a desiccated husk of former /mgt/ and everyone moved onto capy. During the time it took the last thread to get 472 posts, /mge/ had 1122. And like 1/4 to 1/3 of posts in this thread is silent image dumping padding the post count.
Just join the rest of anons there and let the pests keep this thread up as a waysign.

>>49756732
Should we all just make the leap then?

>>49756570
Careful now, you have to hate(love) her or else.

>>49756528
>safely install internet access to my sandworm monstefu.
The sandworm thought she had hit the jackpot, catching anon in the desert. But now here she is, shackled to the surface with a giant cable coming out of her mouth so anon can get 10 gigabit internet to scream profanities in counter strike.

Would y'all rather have monsters girls invade earth or you get isekai to their world.

>>49757018
for them to have always been there

>>49757024
Just like that thing... the bright movie!

>>49757018
Either is fine.

We like elves right?

Alices are dangerous in the human realm

Amazon wedding garb.

Alright gang, here's some choices to make

1) Dhampir that forces you out of your shell and makes you a better person by helping you overcome your weaknesses, OR deem that basically pampers you to the point you can't leave the house without her


2) Lilim(with hybrid of mon of your choice) that's way above you in power, social standing, looks and intelligence, but picks you anyway and you never know why (nor does she 'uplift' you) OR zombie that's just a girl next door almost that likes you


3) Mamono of a type you really don't like that's head over heels for you OR Mamono you do like that rejected you but then only showed any interest after a Cupid shot her with an arrow

>>49757511
I choose Fatboy Slim

>>49757511
ms manticore probably

ms kiki's homecooked meal...

>>49757511
HI, SUPERNINTENDO CHAUMERS! I'M LEARNDING!

Choice 1
>Dhampir that forces you out of your shell and makes you a better person by helping you overcome your weaknesses
>--OR--
>Deem that basically pampers you to the point you can't leave the house without her
Deem. I'm super-weak to being mommied

Choice 2
>Lilim (with hybrid of mon of your choice) that's way above you in power, social standing, looks and intelligence, but picks you anyway and you never know why (nor does she 'uplift' you)
>--OR--
>Zombie that's just a girl next door almost that likes you
Zombie. I am too much of a nervous, anxiety-filled wreck to survive the Lilim option.

Choice 3
>Mamono of a type you really don't like that's head over heels for you
>--OR--
>Mamono you do like that rejected you but then only showed any interest after a Cupid shot her with an arrow
Mamono of a type I really don't like. Love over constant anxiety every time. Also I don't want a woman to only be with me due to getting hit by an arrow. I want her to choose me on her own.

>>49755024 (OP)
Are you anons Vtubing for your Soon-To-Be wives?

>>49757779
Honestly wasn't expecting the AI i'm using to translate the text as well as it has been.

>>49757787
Okay, one last one then i'm done spamming

>>49757795
if only you spoke true

'sup, chat. Can we talk about actual mamono now? I'll start.
I would like to hang out with a Cheshire. I think they're neat!

>>49757853
Tell us where you live Anyaan~ We can talk about Cheshires for HOURS

>>49757858
Man, I did not expect reading this to make me so sad.

>>49757944
If it makes you feel any better, it made me sad knowing i'll never get a reply like that either.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DEMO UPDATE, KC! LET ME FEEL HAPPY FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Italian Monster Girls when?

>>49758016
>>49758016

Robot Catgirl Monsters when?

Imagine doragons.

Have some more scenarios!

1) The portals open as soon as you press a button, but you, and you alone are cursed - you must win over a mamono the old fashioned way, no magic soulmate for you. OR. The portals open in a week, and you are guaranteed to find your soulmate.... when you are 80 years old, and not a day before.

2) You're sent to the mamono realm, but you cannot bring any technology with you, or innovate their world. (Your family is magically assured you are safe and healthy, but that is all they ever get) OR The invasion happens, but it results in our technology being set back at least 40 years and people somehow think you're to blame.

3) You have a loving mamono wife of your preferred kind but you are also allergic to monster essence. No sex, ever, at risk of severe death and no resurrection (its a magic allergy. It's your soul that's allergic) OR your soul actively puts off most mamono and you must fight to find the one that will love you.

>>49758331
I will take option 2. 1985 ain't so bad, Marty.

love me some succ

>>49758331
>Choice 1
Portals open now. I don't really plan to live to 80, and that "curse" is my daily life anyway. Give the people their purple kot wives!
>Choice 2
Let's party like it's 1985. Maybe with a redo the Internet will be better. It WILL have Cheshires this time, after all.
>Choice 3
Soul actively puts off most mamono. Just like human girls! It'll at least be familiar.

In daily life with monster girls horny monster girls are already secretly living in the sewer. It's a government conspiracy! Think about that.

>>49758158
Don't get too close, it's dark inside...

>>49758331
>isekai
OR
>remove social media from society
This entire question just boils down to how much I'll miss playing world of warcraft.

>>49761030
Jet fuel can't melt ear beams.

Lich!

>>49756313
Actually active discussion about MGE outside of spamming gacha shit. Moderation that works. Use or don't, nobody is forcing you to.

The tanuki says this is great in case they try to lay hands on you

>>49762257
how strong is a wurm of this size? still presumably stronger than the average adult man?

Send me an angel.

>>49759134
How do they get the rings on their tails?

Ganmarei in the new gaira, fucking noice

big meaty hags

Spanish minotaurs yelling obscenities at you in the most beautiful Castilian you've ever heard

>>49762750
>Help! I'm being raped by someone I don't understand!

>>49755024 (OP)
Not a monster girl

>>49763067
NEITHER ARE YOU

ms argentine tegu...

>>49762432
The same way Cheshires put on heels.
Very carefully.

Make more harpies!

>>49763999
but you didn't make it

>>49764010
No, I mean like marry harpies and make more of them through the marital act and raising baby harpies. Every man deserves a harpy, especially a black harpy

>a Pyrow today in year 2025"
>"Dubai Chocolate Labubu."

>>49764010
Did you make a harpy?

Marrying monster girls for the purpose of procreation

Upgraded, superior kot.

>>49764609
well, okay

>>49764722
Or maybe its just my excuse to be addicted to echidna gacha womb, who knows? or the idea your waifu echidna could potentially birth any extinct species and bring it back to society

Maybe stupid question: Which tamed monster girl would bring the most unwanted attention in a human town? Anyone who consumes isekai slop knows that tamed monsters are legal with a collar or something on them but they can draw unwanted attention. My guess is a gold slime girl.

>>49764958
i think a dark matter would raise some questions

>>49764958
>? Anyone who consumes isekai slop knows that tamed monsters are legal with a collar
ah, you mean slavery!
Probably dragons but that might be wanted attention so it makes you look powerful. Kobolds and dog girls are most likely to have cohabitation with humans already so would make you look evil.

>>49764958
i dont think you would be welcomed back in town with a shoggoth or any lovecraftian monster unless they use mass brainwash/hypnosis to pretend she isnt there

I wanna become the king of the crows... the Krow King

>>49765034
but look at how the floor sparkles after she goes past

>>49764958
The moment you are seen with a tamed Hellhound you can expect unwanted attention from all sorts of people even from outside the town once word rapidly spreads that someone successfully tamed a Hellhound.

>>49765140
>taming something from hell
Nobody expects the inquisition.

To your left is a cu sith with wiry fur, always stinks of wet dog, and does all the gross things that your typical animal dog would do.
To your right is an atlach-nacha that's abusive, will turn you into a grotesque spider, and force you to stay as said spider for the majority of your life.
In front of you is an animal goat (not a monster girl or anything else, a literal animal goat) that is well-behaved, will let you pet it, and makes funny bleats at the best times.

Which way will you go, Anonymous?

>>49765238
I take out my jar of peanut butter then hand it to the cu sith because I thought about it for a second and just going straight into it might just get me the goat anyway.

>>49765254
Advanced strategies

>Want to take a walk
>Don't want to get divebombed by a harpy
>Decide to walk at night when they're asleep
>Hear a loud screech
>Get divebombed by a werebat

>>49765279
Yeah well if you didn't want that, maybe stay out of bat country?

Need to be kidnapped by an insect colony, for reasons

>Enter my towns mayoral election as a joke
>My campaign promises?
>Mandatory hag impregnation
>Looser restrictions on dungeon building permits in the city
>Unban semi-automatic crossbows for cupids
>Demon/angel/Eros angel summoning classes will be held at the rec center every Friday
>Liches are banned from wearing pants
>Wight’s dresses must always show at least one thigh at all times
>Ushi-onis are allowed to donate blood
>Arachnes must tell buyers if they had sex or schlicked themselves when they made said buyers clothes
>Shoggoths and nureonagos must wear clothes not made from or by their slime in public, nude is acceptable
>Kikimoras must chirp not bark
>It is “maid” and “master” not “meido” and “mastah”
>Parasite slimes are now branded virgins and must be teased about it
>Manticores and hellhounds must wear slightly embarrassing underwear following at least these conditions: Hello Kitty or any other kid show branded, horizontal stripes, polkadots, plaid.
>Previous mayor lilim will suck my dick under the podium at all public speeches I make and she must spit not swallow
>Delinquent students will be sent to Ms. Tanuki’s private island for Summer school
>Loli monsters are banned from using ladders, stools and anything to reach higher places beyond their natural height
>Dhampirs must stop being cringy
>Vampires must stop being edgy
>Nurse unicorn must sit on my face

>>49765666
You will gain the attention of the hagcores. Be prepared.

Need Valkyrie wife with a iconic warcry

>>49765712
>Valkyrie wife
I admire your aspirational bloodlust.

>>49765724
I assumed their job was more of collecting worthy fallen souls? i dont believe they are the adventuring/heroic women stereteotype (Unless its to defend valhalla) again my mythology could be abit dusty

>>49765739
Oddly enough I don't think the japanese ever associate them with that. Even actual heaven just seems to be a place where sexually repressed yanderes hang out.

Alright gang, we're gonna theorize bizzare chimera mamono and try to figure out what they'll be like.

1) Kiki/Dark Elf

2) Danuki/Ochimusha

3)Holstaur/ Baphomet

4) Red Oni/Unicorn

5) Lilim/Bunyip

Give me your best answers

>>49765794
>3)Holstaur/ Baphomet
That's basically a krampus

>>49765752
Uh, interesting interpretation, maybe thats why i dig both angels and valkyries

>>49765854
She's awfully smug for not having any legs.

>>49765279
gonna get fowled the the owl

grow some tits, ms malef dragon

>>49765910
She has a lot of legs now.

I want anubis tongue on my face so badly

>>49765958
>centaur
Finally a place where AI and its addiction to adding too many limbs can be a benefit.

>>49765958
Improved.

>>49765794
>Danuki/Ochimusha
For your own sake, don't remove the leaf on her head.

>>49765980
>lying flat on her back
>lower half of body still bends downwards into a nonexistent physically inaccessible background
whoa....... da fyucha....... watch out artists......... ur done..........

>>49765980
Impregnate the bug

>>49766044
Ma'am, your breasts are about to spill out

>>49766044
Remember that anime about the chuuni girl with the eyepatch? I bet that would be cute with monster girls.

Robot cats!
For the cat lover who needs to power off his cat while he's working.

Imagine the smell and taste of this desert doggo's mouth... intoxicating...

Bros I wanna shove my tongue into anubis mouth so badly it's unreal

>>49765279
>stay home
>divebombed by devilbug

>>49765279
>want to take your walk
>not taking your hellhound
you deserve whatever fate befalls you

>>49755097
she owes me lots of squirrel sex

>>49766605
Nah, I keep my house clean. Devil bugs and beezles would avoid it like the plague.

>>49765666
My campaign is far superior and everyone should vote for me instead. RAPE FOR EVERYONE!
>All males will be required 15 years of mandatory corrective rape
>Males who refuse to marry will spend eternity in a milking farm raped forever by succubi (see succubus farm game)
>All shotas are to be dominated without mercy
>Reverse Rape in public is now allowed
>All mamono that make males ejaculate must consume semen if outside of the body
>All males are legally required to ejaculate inside mamono vagina, mouth or anus 24 times per day
>Department of Reverse Rape Government Approved Rape positions
>Amazon
>Missionary
>Passerby are encouraged to record couples raping
>Husbands must be collared by wives to prevent rape in public spaces
>All crimes are punishable by Eternal Edging, followed by Post orgasm torture
>Husbands must refer to their wives as their dommy mommies
>Reverse Rape music videos must show a female raping an unwilling male without mercy.
>Victims can apply to be semen donors and be paid for each load a mamono swallows
>Free Pizza on Fridays

That one ancient anubis explaining to the tourists that the pyramids aren't just tombs; that's their secondary purpose. They're actually highly advanced mana-electricity generators that provide electricity to the area, wirelessly through receivers. They also help stabilize the atmosphere and allow for plentiful rain to allow to robust agriculture but also to keep the great river from flooding too much.

>>49766559
I feel like you show up whenever the thread gets active

>>49766716
Well of course, no sense in shooting posts into the void when the only person/bot hanging around is the image spammer.

It's caturday!

>>49766741
No, it's still Friday. And Fridays are for big, fairy fun!

>>49766734
were you under the impression that the slop wasn't spam?

>>49766836
It's 2025. AI posting isn't spam. In fact, going forward, it'll be the norm everywhere.
Catch up to the rest of us or be left behind.

>>49766844
okay, but you do spam it

>>49766857
I don't.

>>49766748
FRIDAY FAIRY FUN FEST

How big are fairies and pixies really?

4" tall?
6" tall?
1' tall?

>>49766875
Silly anon. Fairies are measured in cocks, not inches.

>>49766875
6" is about perfect to still look cutely small and be able to interact with most small daily objects.

Are there any write ups on the societal consequences would actually be of the portals opening up in our world? Like how would men at large react to being the ones chased, and eventually coming to learn their wives will be absolutely loyal to them, etc? And the fact that mamono give little credence to looks, wealth, height, etc? Especially given the stark absence of such in our current reality. would women from our world (that don't get monsterized) react? What happens to lesbians? Gay men? I kind of want to read an autistic worlbuilding analysis of this and also schadenfreude stories about angry modern earth women reeing about mamono

>>49767053
>Like how would men at large react to being the ones chased, and eventually coming to learn their wives will be absolutely loyal to them, etc?
Fewer societal drop outs. More stable families.
>And the fact that mamono give little credence to looks, wealth, height, etc?
Don't get your hopes up. They're not going to date your fat ass. Well, except the p'orcers. Fat and ugly are attractive to them. So many you can get a p'orc for a wife.
>would women from our world (that don't get monsterized) react?
Yell into the void like the karens they are.
>What happens to lesbians? Gay men?
Homosexuality isn't real. Never was. It's just passed-on mental trauma from abuse that can/is fixed in therapy.

>>49766058
>eyepatch? I bet that would be cute with monster girls.
In fact it IS cute!

>>49766875
6", but you're 5" once they're done with you

>>49767278
My dick grew an inch!?

>>49767279
haha...

>>49766875
1 foot tall fairy would be interesting

>>49767579
deluxe onahole is a good fairy size
needs a little heft

>>49767586
Fairies are not for lewd. They're for cherishing and treating with dignity and respect!

>>49767087
>Don't get your hopes up. They're not going to date your fat ass. Well, except the p'orcers. Fat and ugly are attractive to them. So many you can get a p'orc for a wife.

Hate to "Erm ackchually", but a big thing in the MGE is that mamono genuinely do not care about physical attributes, the compatibility they are looking for is on a soul level. Incubization and help from other mamono can change bodies as desired

>>49767593
he's talking about gacha characters :^)

>>49767593
Wishful thinking. You're gonna get forced to marry a roach, mouse, or pig, and you're gonna like it. No bapho for you. No lilim for you. And definitely no sally for you.

>>49767840
Nah lol, I come prepared. I have a guaranteed plan that will work as soon as the portals open.

>>49767840
the roach, pig and mouse will form an rpg team to support my romantic endeavors as i quest for a basilisk.
eventually we part ways as platonic friends and eros hits them up later with bfs for their valiant efforts in the pursuit of love

>>49767840
My petite Hellhound wife loves my ugly bastard dad bod. Though her insults are vicious.

Good doggy

>>49767840
Someone's got a stick up their ass. I'm getting an ochimusha wife. Maybe a lilim just to spite you.

>>49767381
I recognize this.

>>49768196
Best scene in the game, ended too early and without enough breast expansion and SFX.

Do you all think it's possible to fix Druella

Yes, whatever is wrong with her is hotter and all that, but I'd like serious answers

>>49768358
And yet... you posted with Reddit spacing.

>>49765666
Quick reminder that miss Tanuki did not mind break herself, she knew too much about the other Tanuki millionaires and high ranking members of the Sabbath so they had to deal with her

Love your snow cows

>>49768662
No! They are too scary!

Would you a cool succ

>>49768784
No, I am a dork. I need a dorkubus.

Undead hours

>>49768784
>succ
That's just a human girl with a tail.

>>49755024 (OP)
https://x.com/basedbinkie/status/1948784403515408786

>"Hey Anon, lets go buy a limited edition Labubu set, then after that. We'll have lunch with Krumble Cookies, then get Matcha Flavored Drinks AND THEN, have Dubai Chocolate for deserts!"

maybe you should go with the other multicolored cat

>>49769466
Eh the text said ikemen succubus so I dunno

Water your plants.

>>49769594
i will repopulate the entire forest with the power of dick

>>49769770
Those are ground-based plants--they wouldn't work in a forest.

>>49769777
A plant is a plant and i have a mighty need to fertilize it

>>49769882
the ORIGINAL succ is abit more mellowed out than what i imagined

>>49769471
That's objectifying herself.

>>49769942
just belly grab them before they get any ideas

>>49770054
How am I supposed to do that at the bank when she's behind the desk?

>>49770043
She's the most vanilla of all the vanilla angels Murgoten draws, so I can see why she'd be upset.

>>49770110
Room for one more in those rings?

>>49770043
Second set. My fav has to be #3 of this set, because I cannot resist goth chicks.

Still koturday.

You know you wanna sniff her breath

>>49770308
What happens if I stick my fingers in her mouth?

Do you remember that anon who was really, really into wendigos and becoming some sorta super furry?

I'm in a glum mood today, lads. Where can I find an archive of Rescue/Savior captions or stories with mamono?

Happy Koturday!

>>49757511
Dhampir. I want to improve, and I'm making progress but having someone to help would be great.
Zombie. I don't need someone rich to treat me like a pet, plus I like cool cuddles and sleep better when I'm slightly cold.
Non favourite monster. Would prefer her to be shorter/smaller than me, but I can't have someone forced to love me, free will is too important.

>the furtard got perma'd on yet an another website
Curious how 4chan is like the only place on the internet lft that hasn't wiped that shitstain off yet, despite him participating in cross-board raiding and breaking numerous other global rules non stop for years.

>>49770766
No archives, but I'll write a greentext for you if you give a prompt.

These threads used to be lighting fast, what happened?

>>49771036
I shidded and farded

>>49771036
We migrated due to hostile moderation sabotaging us, again
https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/34024.html

>>49771036
When 4chan got hacked three months ago, a lot of anons moved to Capybarachan. By the time 4chan came back up, a lot of them had decided they liked Capy better and decided to stay there.

>>49771044
Must have been a bad one.
>>49771047
Are ads too pricey?

>>49771045
I didn't even know of this place...up since 2022, it seems.
Why not smugloli monster girl board? It feels like it lost so many of its users over the last six months.
>>49771047
I see.

>>49771173
>Why not smugloli monster girl board? It feels like it lost so many of its users over the last six months.
some of them have a disdain for us, no point being among people who see us as lower beings from "4cuck"

>>49771486
it's shit

>>49771025

Short ugly guy who's been viciously bullied all through high school and college gets picked by a gorgeous lilim who actively rejects and insults his bullies before doing so, and she convinces him she does truly love him

If I'm getting wish fulfillment I'm going all the way baby

>>49771505
>>49771508
Didn't mean to quote.

>>49771212
When the hack happened they had a message of support written in red at the top of threads.

>>49771578
I assume the puritans eventually ate them alive.

>>49771505
You want some story with that wish fulfillment?

>>49771684
NTA, and you should definitely make the Lilim EVEN WORSE of a weirdo than Anon. THEY MAKE EACH OTHER WORSE--SO MUCH WORSE.

>>49771173
>>49771212
Capy is literally /monster/ 2.0 and will suffer the same fate. Prove me wrong. Pro-tip: You can't.

>>49771720
i'll go to the place that sucks less in the meantime and not worry about hypotheticals

>>49771731
Weird way to say you're staying here.

>>49771731
>place that sucks less
Who is less and why does he get the succ?

Trolls trolls trolls trolls
Stinky stinky trolls trolls

>>49771744
This is less.

>>49771752
She is a cute kot so I guess it's OK then.

>No kiki to expertly trim my nose hairs
Why live?

I wanna molest her belly

>>49769775
>an ancient evil awakens
>things are so bad IRL she's seen as a revolutionary and her stances are less evil than those in power

>>49771684
Hell yeah

Make the lilim a wheyfu while we're at it. Full steam ahead